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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:10,916 --> 00:00:15,583 [sleigh bells jangling] 4 00:00:31,791 --> 00:00:33,541 [woman] You probably remember me. 5 00:00:33,625 --> 00:00:36,458 I'm Stacy, that baker from Chicago, 6 00:00:36,541 --> 00:00:39,833 who flew to Belgravia to enter a baking contest, 7 00:00:39,916 --> 00:00:44,333 but then switched places with Margaret, the Duchess of Montenaro, 8 00:00:44,416 --> 00:00:46,291 who looks just like me. 9 00:00:46,375 --> 00:00:49,291 I'm guessing you remember I married Prince Edward, 10 00:00:49,375 --> 00:00:53,500 and you probably remember that Margaret fell in love with my best friend Kevin. 11 00:00:53,583 --> 00:00:56,000 Cutest couple ever, right? 12 00:00:57,208 --> 00:01:00,125 But what you don't know, is that since all of that happened, 13 00:01:00,208 --> 00:01:02,208 the King of Montenaro died, 14 00:01:02,291 --> 00:01:04,625 and Margaret is now in line for the throne, 15 00:01:04,708 --> 00:01:08,166 which has royally messed up everything in the romance department. 16 00:01:09,875 --> 00:01:12,833 I've been pretty busy, but take it from me, 17 00:01:12,916 --> 00:01:15,458 happily ever after is never easy. 18 00:01:15,541 --> 00:01:19,583 -[chuckles] Especially for a princess. -[crowd clamoring] 19 00:01:22,833 --> 00:01:25,375 [crowd cheering, applauding] 20 00:01:27,750 --> 00:01:32,000 {\an8}Ladies and gentlemen, it's the moment we've all been waiting for! 21 00:01:32,083 --> 00:01:38,291 {\an8}The final results of Belgravia's 59th Annual International Baking Competition! 22 00:01:40,125 --> 00:01:45,333 And here to announce the winner is head judge and past champion, 23 00:01:45,416 --> 00:01:50,458 Stacy De Novo Wyndham, Princess of Belgravia! 24 00:01:51,125 --> 00:01:52,291 [in American accent] Thank you. 25 00:01:57,708 --> 00:01:58,583 Thank you. 26 00:01:59,375 --> 00:02:00,958 We are so pleased 27 00:02:01,041 --> 00:02:05,291 that these incredible bakers have come from all over the world this Christmas. 28 00:02:05,375 --> 00:02:08,625 [crowd cheering, applauding in distance] 29 00:02:08,708 --> 00:02:10,500 Christmas is about giving... 30 00:02:11,083 --> 00:02:12,750 [in distance] ...and this year's contestants 31 00:02:12,833 --> 00:02:16,875 have given us creativity, excellence and artistry. 32 00:02:17,666 --> 00:02:19,750 So without further ado, 33 00:02:19,833 --> 00:02:24,166 our first prize winner is someone I competed against two years ago. 34 00:02:24,708 --> 00:02:28,458 This year he has created a cake that is very special to me. 35 00:02:29,625 --> 00:02:33,250 The first time I kissed my husband Prince Edward was under the mistletoe. 36 00:02:35,958 --> 00:02:40,166 Everyone, give it up for Zach Brachmann from Munich, Germany 37 00:02:40,250 --> 00:02:42,000 and his mistletoe masterpiece. 38 00:02:42,083 --> 00:02:43,875 [crowd cheering, applauding] 39 00:02:48,791 --> 00:02:50,291 Congratulations. 40 00:02:52,791 --> 00:02:53,875 Congratulations. 41 00:03:10,791 --> 00:03:12,833 You were positively charming today, darling. 42 00:03:13,333 --> 00:03:15,291 All I did was hand out some ribbons. 43 00:03:15,375 --> 00:03:17,791 I'm just sorry I didn't get to see the whole ceremony. 44 00:03:17,875 --> 00:03:20,041 Yeah, parliament ran over, yet again. 45 00:03:20,125 --> 00:03:21,916 It's all good. 46 00:03:22,916 --> 00:03:24,750 Well, I don't know if it is, 47 00:03:25,875 --> 00:03:28,625 with my taking on more of the king's responsibilities 48 00:03:28,708 --> 00:03:31,875 and you running the royal charities and your bake shop, there… 49 00:03:32,458 --> 00:03:34,250 There hasn't been much time for the two of us. 50 00:03:34,833 --> 00:03:36,583 Well, what we do is important. 51 00:03:37,166 --> 00:03:40,000 We're important too. I don't want to lose that. 52 00:03:41,541 --> 00:03:44,916 Well, the good news is we'll be in Montenaro by the end of the week. 53 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:47,041 -Hmm. -We'll have plenty of time together. 54 00:03:47,125 --> 00:03:50,458 Christmas in Montenaro sounds absolutely enchanting. 55 00:03:53,291 --> 00:03:54,291 It does. 56 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:58,166 -But I'm worried about Margaret. -Why? 57 00:03:58,250 --> 00:04:00,041 Well, have you seen this? 58 00:04:00,125 --> 00:04:02,166 [Edward] "Is the Duchess ready to rule?" 59 00:04:02,708 --> 00:04:03,541 And this? 60 00:04:05,375 --> 00:04:07,541 Margaret never expected to be queen. 61 00:04:08,375 --> 00:04:10,500 Remember how much she hated the spotlight? 62 00:04:11,333 --> 00:04:13,708 Well, with her coronation televised on Christmas Day, 63 00:04:13,791 --> 00:04:15,916 she's going to have to get used to it pretty quickly. 64 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:16,833 [chuckles] 65 00:04:17,708 --> 00:04:20,166 She just sounded so sad when I called her. 66 00:04:20,250 --> 00:04:21,166 King Dennis died 67 00:04:21,250 --> 00:04:23,291 -and Prince Howard abdicated so… -Yeah. 68 00:04:23,875 --> 00:04:26,458 …like it or not, she's next in the line of succession. 69 00:04:27,625 --> 00:04:30,375 Remind me, why are we talking about Margaret again right now? 70 00:04:30,916 --> 00:04:33,583 Because I can't sleep when I'm worried. 71 00:04:34,458 --> 00:04:35,375 Well, there are… 72 00:04:36,583 --> 00:04:40,125 other things we might do to relieve your anxiety 73 00:04:40,208 --> 00:04:42,000 besides talking about Lady Margaret. 74 00:04:42,083 --> 00:04:44,333 To tell you the truth. I think she's not over Kevin. 75 00:04:44,416 --> 00:04:48,083 I mean, the breakup must have been incredibly hard for both of them. 76 00:04:48,166 --> 00:04:50,916 -We could light a fire. -She was about to move to Chicago. 77 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:53,458 -We could open a bottle of wine? -They were almost engaged. 78 00:04:53,541 --> 00:04:54,875 We could put on some music. 79 00:04:54,958 --> 00:04:56,583 Did you know Kevin was shopping for a ring? 80 00:04:56,666 --> 00:04:58,000 -Stacy! -What? 81 00:04:58,083 --> 00:05:01,666 They went their separate ways. People do it all the time. 82 00:05:01,750 --> 00:05:03,375 I know. It's just… 83 00:05:04,208 --> 00:05:06,541 Olivia texts me every single day. 84 00:05:06,625 --> 00:05:09,208 She says that her dad's miserable without Margaret. 85 00:05:10,208 --> 00:05:12,541 He turned down the invitation to the coronation. 86 00:05:13,041 --> 00:05:16,291 -Apparently, he doesn't want to see her. -Well, men never know what they want. 87 00:05:17,250 --> 00:05:18,125 I know what I want. 88 00:05:19,958 --> 00:05:21,541 I have a great idea. 89 00:05:22,291 --> 00:05:26,458 Why don't we take a teeny tiny little detour to Chicago 90 00:05:26,541 --> 00:05:27,916 on our way to Montenaro? 91 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:31,791 Oh, darling. I wish I could get away sooner. I really do. 92 00:05:31,875 --> 00:05:34,750 But… Unless you want to go to Chicago without me… 93 00:05:34,833 --> 00:05:37,000 [both laugh] 94 00:05:37,083 --> 00:05:41,666 Ooh! Yay! I'm gonna pack and catch the first flight out in the morning. 95 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:43,458 {\an8}♪ Feelin' naughty and nice ♪ 96 00:05:43,541 --> 00:05:47,208 {\an8}♪ Either way it feels right When you're sitting next to me ♪ 97 00:05:47,875 --> 00:05:50,500 ♪ By the fire at night Light a candle, mulled wine ♪ 98 00:05:50,583 --> 00:05:52,833 ♪ In our cups for a little treat ♪ 99 00:05:53,291 --> 00:05:56,166 ♪ Could be stormy outside But with you I don't mind... ♪ 100 00:05:57,208 --> 00:05:59,291 [woman] Thanks so much. Merry Christmas. 101 00:05:59,375 --> 00:06:01,083 [girl] Thanks and Merry Christmas. 102 00:06:01,166 --> 00:06:03,083 A dozen Christmas cookies, please! 103 00:06:04,250 --> 00:06:05,083 Stacy? 104 00:06:05,166 --> 00:06:07,083 [Stacy chuckles] Hi! 105 00:06:07,166 --> 00:06:09,416 -I missed you! -I missed you. 106 00:06:11,625 --> 00:06:13,708 Stacy! What are you doing here? 107 00:06:13,791 --> 00:06:16,750 I was in the neighborhood and thought I'd check on my business partner. 108 00:06:16,833 --> 00:06:20,000 -I love the new location, by the way. -Thanks. Where's Edward? 109 00:06:20,083 --> 00:06:22,458 He's meeting me in London on our way to Montenaro. 110 00:06:22,541 --> 00:06:24,916 -Ooh. -Well, you look fantastic. 111 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:26,583 Thanks, and you look… 112 00:06:28,083 --> 00:06:29,333 comfortable. 113 00:06:29,416 --> 00:06:30,541 Yeah, it's all good. 114 00:06:30,625 --> 00:06:34,750 He hasn't gone on a date since the breakup with you-know-who. 115 00:06:35,375 --> 00:06:37,750 I have a business to run. Remember? 116 00:06:37,833 --> 00:06:40,250 [Stacy] Come on, Kev. Life isn't about working all the time. 117 00:06:40,791 --> 00:06:44,166 I know, which is why we're adopting another cat for Christmas. 118 00:06:44,791 --> 00:06:45,875 Another cat? 119 00:06:45,958 --> 00:06:47,916 Yeah. You can never have too many cats. 120 00:06:49,125 --> 00:06:50,125 We need to talk. 121 00:06:54,750 --> 00:06:57,708 How about you go and wipe down one of those tables over there? 122 00:06:57,791 --> 00:06:58,791 [groans] 123 00:07:01,541 --> 00:07:03,375 So, what's up? 124 00:07:03,458 --> 00:07:07,083 Well, you're wearing sweatpants, you won't date and you're collecting cats. 125 00:07:08,375 --> 00:07:09,208 And? 126 00:07:11,041 --> 00:07:15,000 Two years ago, you handed me an invitation that changed my life. 127 00:07:15,083 --> 00:07:16,958 It's time for me to return the favor. 128 00:07:23,625 --> 00:07:26,958 Stace, Margaret and I called it quits six months ago. 129 00:07:27,041 --> 00:07:30,625 Yeah, which is probably the dumbest thing you've ever done in your life. 130 00:07:30,708 --> 00:07:33,166 We just didn't want the same things anymore. 131 00:07:33,625 --> 00:07:36,958 Besides, I mean, she's moved on. I've moved on. 132 00:07:37,541 --> 00:07:38,625 -Really? -Yeah. 133 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:40,916 'Cause you don't look like you've moved on. 134 00:07:41,583 --> 00:07:43,125 I've already sent the RSVP. 135 00:07:43,583 --> 00:07:47,250 [clears throat] About that RSVP… 136 00:07:49,125 --> 00:07:51,458 It kind of never made it to the mailbox. 137 00:07:52,041 --> 00:07:53,083 Liv… 138 00:07:53,166 --> 00:07:56,541 Kevin, go to the coronation as her friend. 139 00:07:58,291 --> 00:07:59,958 [sighs] I don't know. 140 00:08:00,625 --> 00:08:03,291 Inheriting the throne is huge. 141 00:08:03,375 --> 00:08:06,416 Margaret needs us to be there for her, all of us. 142 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:08,083 [Olivia] Please, Daddy. 143 00:08:08,833 --> 00:08:10,250 She's my friend too. 144 00:08:15,708 --> 00:08:17,208 -Fine. -[Olivia and Stacy giggle] 145 00:08:17,291 --> 00:08:20,291 Hey! Call the cat sitter. 146 00:08:20,375 --> 00:08:24,708 Maybe before we leave, you should get, like, a haircut and a real pair of pants. 147 00:08:24,791 --> 00:08:26,125 What's wrong with these? 148 00:08:56,166 --> 00:08:57,458 Thank you, Frank. 149 00:08:58,458 --> 00:08:59,333 Wow. 150 00:09:02,541 --> 00:09:03,583 [Margaret] Stacy! 151 00:09:07,583 --> 00:09:09,375 [in British accent] I'm so happy you're here. 152 00:09:09,458 --> 00:09:10,541 Me too. 153 00:09:11,458 --> 00:09:13,416 I was afraid you'd be too busy to manage it. 154 00:09:13,500 --> 00:09:16,458 -Oh, nonsense. -There's no way we'd miss your coronation. 155 00:09:16,541 --> 00:09:18,208 Which is exactly what I told her. 156 00:09:18,791 --> 00:09:21,416 Mrs. Donatelli, you look amazing. 157 00:09:21,500 --> 00:09:25,583 Oh, thank you. And you look positively radiant, Your Royal Highness. 158 00:09:25,666 --> 00:09:27,583 Well, Stacy was born to be a princess. 159 00:09:28,208 --> 00:09:30,583 It feels like ages since I saw you. 160 00:09:30,666 --> 00:09:34,375 Well, we're here now and, uh, we brought you a little surprise. 161 00:09:39,041 --> 00:09:40,750 -Olivia! -Margaret! 162 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:44,291 Look at you! Oh! 163 00:09:44,958 --> 00:09:46,666 She's grown up since you last saw her. 164 00:09:47,291 --> 00:09:48,708 Indeed she has. 165 00:09:49,916 --> 00:09:52,708 When we didn't receive your RSVP, we weren't sure you were coming. 166 00:09:53,291 --> 00:09:55,041 I hope it's okay that we're here… 167 00:09:55,541 --> 00:09:56,500 as friends. 168 00:09:56,583 --> 00:09:57,458 [chuckles] 169 00:09:58,125 --> 00:10:00,791 Of course, it is. As friends. 170 00:10:00,875 --> 00:10:02,250 Can we see your palace? 171 00:10:02,333 --> 00:10:03,791 -[laughs] -[Margaret] Right this way. 172 00:10:05,333 --> 00:10:06,166 Hello! 173 00:10:22,875 --> 00:10:24,708 [Stacy] Margaret, why is everything covered? 174 00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:26,375 I haven't quite settled in yet. 175 00:10:27,125 --> 00:10:29,083 Isn't there a Christmas Ball coming up? 176 00:10:29,208 --> 00:10:33,250 There is, but I stopped the staff from decorating the residence. 177 00:10:34,041 --> 00:10:36,833 Honestly, I was thinking of canceling the festivities… 178 00:10:37,458 --> 00:10:40,375 -the concert, the ball, all of it. -Why? 179 00:10:40,458 --> 00:10:42,125 It doesn't seem right. 180 00:10:42,208 --> 00:10:44,750 The country is still mourning the loss of their king. 181 00:10:44,833 --> 00:10:47,458 -It's also celebrating its new queen. -Yeah! 182 00:10:47,541 --> 00:10:50,333 The people are looking to you as their new ruler, Lady Margaret. 183 00:10:50,416 --> 00:10:51,916 You're their hope for the future. 184 00:10:52,458 --> 00:10:55,541 Well, the problem is I don't know if I'll ever feel at home here. 185 00:10:55,625 --> 00:10:57,041 Well, I don't know. 186 00:10:57,125 --> 00:10:59,708 A palace can feel quite cozy when you share it with people you love. 187 00:11:00,333 --> 00:11:01,500 Well, I suppose it can. 188 00:11:02,500 --> 00:11:06,166 If you ask me, this place is in need of some serious Christmas cheer. 189 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,708 You really wouldn't mind lending a hand? 190 00:11:09,291 --> 00:11:10,500 Let's deck these halls. 191 00:11:10,583 --> 00:11:11,833 ["Underneath the Tree" playing"] 192 00:11:11,916 --> 00:11:14,208 ♪ You're here where you should be... ♪ 193 00:11:14,291 --> 00:11:17,208 -[Stacy] Ah. -[bells jangling] 194 00:11:18,083 --> 00:11:20,250 [man] Right this way, please. 195 00:11:20,666 --> 00:11:22,708 ♪ Alone on Christmas Day... ♪ 196 00:11:22,791 --> 00:11:24,208 [both laughing] 197 00:11:24,291 --> 00:11:25,750 -Gorgeous! -Dad! 198 00:11:26,833 --> 00:11:29,666 ♪ Don't mean a thing If you ain't holding me tight ♪ 199 00:11:29,750 --> 00:11:32,666 ♪ You're all that I need ♪ 200 00:11:32,750 --> 00:11:35,125 ♪ Underneath the tree tonight... ♪ 201 00:11:35,208 --> 00:11:36,875 [gasps] Wow! 202 00:11:38,083 --> 00:11:40,166 [both laugh] 203 00:11:41,708 --> 00:11:43,875 ♪ Make sure that you know... ♪ 204 00:11:43,958 --> 00:11:46,125 [Kevin] Watch your step now! Comin' in hot! 205 00:11:47,250 --> 00:11:48,250 -You got it? -[Stacy] Yep. 206 00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:49,333 Yeah. 207 00:11:49,416 --> 00:11:52,083 ♪ Christmas was cold and gray... ♪ 208 00:11:52,166 --> 00:11:53,208 [Stacy] Ooh. 209 00:11:53,708 --> 00:11:56,541 ♪ Another holiday ♪ 210 00:11:56,625 --> 00:11:58,625 ♪ Alone to celebrate... ♪ 211 00:11:58,708 --> 00:12:00,708 [indistinct chatter] 212 00:12:00,791 --> 00:12:04,666 ♪ One day everything changed ♪ 213 00:12:04,750 --> 00:12:07,083 ♪ You're all I need ♪ 214 00:12:07,166 --> 00:12:08,666 ♪ Underneath the tree ♪ 215 00:12:08,750 --> 00:12:12,625 ♪ You're here where you should be Snow is falling... ♪ 216 00:12:13,291 --> 00:12:14,875 -[Olivia] Look at that tree. -Hey. 217 00:12:15,208 --> 00:12:16,375 Huh? 218 00:12:17,291 --> 00:12:19,291 [giggling] 219 00:12:20,750 --> 00:12:23,250 ♪ Presents, what a beautiful sight ♪ 220 00:12:23,833 --> 00:12:26,916 ♪ Don't mean a thing If you ain't holding me tight ♪ 221 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:29,416 ♪ You're all that I need ♪ 222 00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:32,375 ♪ Underneath the tree... ♪ 223 00:12:32,458 --> 00:12:34,500 [Margaret] This is absolutely wonderful. 224 00:12:35,083 --> 00:12:36,458 Only one thing missing. 225 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,916 -What's that? -Hot chocolate? 226 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:41,708 Oh. Coming right up, but I'll need a helper. 227 00:12:41,791 --> 00:12:44,416 I was going to play Twister with Edward and Stacy. 228 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:45,958 Right, guys? 229 00:12:47,041 --> 00:12:50,166 Yes, Christmas would not be the same without Twister. 230 00:12:50,250 --> 00:12:52,916 -Right. -Maybe Margaret can help? 231 00:12:55,166 --> 00:12:57,125 I suppose I could give it a whirl. 232 00:12:59,666 --> 00:13:01,500 So… where is the kitchen? 233 00:13:02,500 --> 00:13:03,375 This way. 234 00:13:08,833 --> 00:13:09,750 [Stacy giggles] 235 00:13:10,375 --> 00:13:11,416 -Good thinking. -Thank you! 236 00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:12,333 Yes! 237 00:13:22,666 --> 00:13:26,666 Okay. We need sugar, powdered cocoa, milk and vanilla. 238 00:13:26,750 --> 00:13:27,833 All right. 239 00:13:30,541 --> 00:13:33,166 You've, uh... never been in here before, have you? 240 00:13:33,750 --> 00:13:35,125 Of course I have. 241 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:38,708 Let's check the refrigerator. 242 00:13:42,041 --> 00:13:43,750 Dear me, it's empty. 243 00:13:43,833 --> 00:13:45,416 Okay, good one. 244 00:13:47,708 --> 00:13:49,375 [Margaret] This shouldn't be too hard. 245 00:13:49,708 --> 00:13:52,083 -Ah. The sugar's behind the flour. -[Kevin] I'll get it. 246 00:13:52,166 --> 00:13:54,166 -It's quite all right. -It'll be easier if I get it. 247 00:13:54,833 --> 00:13:56,083 I told you-- [gasps] 248 00:13:56,166 --> 00:13:58,458 -[Margaret laughs] -[spits, coughs] 249 00:13:59,041 --> 00:14:00,625 -Not funny. -No. 250 00:14:00,708 --> 00:14:03,083 You want funny? I can give you funny. 251 00:14:04,125 --> 00:14:05,625 -No! -No. 252 00:14:05,875 --> 00:14:08,583 [laughing] 253 00:14:09,375 --> 00:14:11,333 [squealing, laughing continues] 254 00:14:15,208 --> 00:14:17,041 [Antonio] What in the world is going on here? 255 00:14:17,125 --> 00:14:18,375 Antonio! 256 00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:20,708 I wasn't expecting you until tomorrow morning. 257 00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:23,208 I hope I'm not interrupting. 258 00:14:23,791 --> 00:14:26,541 -Not in the least. -[Antonio] There's just so much to review. 259 00:14:26,625 --> 00:14:28,916 I thought we should get a jump on things over a cup of tea. 260 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,000 Of course. 261 00:14:31,916 --> 00:14:32,833 Kevin Richards. 262 00:14:33,458 --> 00:14:36,750 Forgive me. This is Antonio Rossi, my Chief of Staff. 263 00:14:36,833 --> 00:14:39,083 -I'd shake your hand, but-- -No worries. 264 00:14:39,708 --> 00:14:41,375 -My pleasure. -Go. 265 00:14:42,166 --> 00:14:43,000 I got it. 266 00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:45,333 -You're sure? -Yeah. 267 00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:49,041 Well, all right. 268 00:14:49,750 --> 00:14:52,041 Now, about the concert on Christmas Eve, 269 00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:54,583 it would mean so much to everyone if you attended, 270 00:14:55,458 --> 00:14:56,833 especially to the children. 271 00:14:57,333 --> 00:14:58,791 All right, I'll go. 272 00:14:58,875 --> 00:15:00,875 As long as there are no speeches. 273 00:15:00,958 --> 00:15:02,750 No speeches. I promise. 274 00:15:03,625 --> 00:15:06,208 Just a brief reception after and… 275 00:15:06,291 --> 00:15:09,708 all you have to do is smile and shake some hands. 276 00:15:09,791 --> 00:15:11,916 Did you confirm my meeting with the Treasury Secretary? 277 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:14,750 He'll be here at 10:00 tomorrow morning. 278 00:15:15,791 --> 00:15:16,833 And I'll be there as well. 279 00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:18,291 Tony… 280 00:15:18,791 --> 00:15:21,166 did you always attend cabinet meetings with the king? 281 00:15:21,750 --> 00:15:22,708 Not always. 282 00:15:23,416 --> 00:15:25,875 But I thought you could use a little guidance. 283 00:15:27,250 --> 00:15:28,375 Maybe I overstepped. 284 00:15:28,458 --> 00:15:29,458 Not at all. 285 00:15:29,958 --> 00:15:32,208 But I have to learn to do this on my own. 286 00:15:32,291 --> 00:15:34,541 I have been training for the past six months. 287 00:15:34,625 --> 00:15:37,791 I just want you to know I'm here for you, whatever you need, 288 00:15:38,791 --> 00:15:40,500 whenever you need me. 289 00:15:41,125 --> 00:15:42,125 That's very sweet. 290 00:15:44,708 --> 00:15:46,208 [ornaments clattering] 291 00:15:48,291 --> 00:15:49,541 -[chuckles] -[ornament jangles] 292 00:15:51,791 --> 00:15:55,208 I'm just bringing a few extra things for the-- for the mantle. 293 00:15:56,416 --> 00:15:57,458 Like tinsel. 294 00:15:58,125 --> 00:15:59,625 You can never have enough tinsel! 295 00:16:00,833 --> 00:16:03,208 At least that's what my nana used to say. 296 00:16:03,625 --> 00:16:06,708 She was a big fan. Really big. 297 00:16:07,083 --> 00:16:08,166 -Of tinsel? -[Stacy] Yeah! 298 00:16:08,250 --> 00:16:09,250 The biggest. 299 00:16:10,208 --> 00:16:12,166 She used it for everything. 300 00:16:13,250 --> 00:16:16,125 You know, once she knitted me a tinsel sweater. 301 00:16:18,208 --> 00:16:20,333 Anyways, don't mind me. I'm just gonna… 302 00:16:47,666 --> 00:16:48,666 [knocking] 303 00:16:52,250 --> 00:16:53,166 Come in. 304 00:16:54,875 --> 00:16:56,541 Hey, um... 305 00:16:57,291 --> 00:16:58,916 can I borrow some hairspray? 306 00:17:00,333 --> 00:17:02,625 I thought you don't do hairspray. 307 00:17:02,708 --> 00:17:04,916 Oh, I don't. Just on special occasions. 308 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:05,833 Ah. 309 00:17:06,375 --> 00:17:10,250 And will you be wearing your nana's tinsel sweater to the ball this evening? 310 00:17:11,291 --> 00:17:12,166 [sighs] Ah... 311 00:17:12,541 --> 00:17:13,875 I forgot to pack it. 312 00:17:14,750 --> 00:17:16,958 Why don't you tell me why you're really here? 313 00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:19,375 Uh... 314 00:17:20,375 --> 00:17:22,708 What's the deal with you and Antonio? 315 00:17:23,458 --> 00:17:25,208 I've known Antonio forever. 316 00:17:26,125 --> 00:17:27,500 We went to school together. 317 00:17:27,583 --> 00:17:29,416 And now he works for you? 318 00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:31,833 He served the late king for the last three years. 319 00:17:31,916 --> 00:17:34,041 Seemed prudent to keep him in place. 320 00:17:34,125 --> 00:17:35,166 Why do you ask? 321 00:17:35,791 --> 00:17:37,916 No reason. I just… 322 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:41,833 saw the two of you in the dining room, and you looked kinda… 323 00:17:41,916 --> 00:17:42,750 cozy. 324 00:17:44,041 --> 00:17:46,166 Tony's been an enormous help to me. 325 00:17:46,250 --> 00:17:48,083 And are you two a thing? 326 00:17:49,541 --> 00:17:51,750 We've had a few business dinners. 327 00:17:51,833 --> 00:17:52,666 That's all. 328 00:17:53,250 --> 00:17:54,291 But he's very dear. 329 00:17:55,416 --> 00:17:56,500 And very handsome. 330 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:01,416 You know, Kevin has been looking pretty hot these days. 331 00:18:02,458 --> 00:18:04,208 Yes, he has. 332 00:18:05,416 --> 00:18:07,958 But you know things didn't work out between us 333 00:18:08,541 --> 00:18:11,500 and I can't spend my life wishing things had turned out differently. 334 00:18:12,458 --> 00:18:14,458 Maybe it's time for a second chance? 335 00:18:17,333 --> 00:18:18,625 It's late. 336 00:18:18,708 --> 00:18:20,375 We'd better be getting ready. 337 00:18:20,458 --> 00:18:23,041 -The ball starts in two hours. -Yeah, okay. 338 00:18:25,041 --> 00:18:26,333 Stacy… 339 00:18:27,416 --> 00:18:29,000 did Kevin say anything? 340 00:18:29,583 --> 00:18:30,625 About what? 341 00:18:30,708 --> 00:18:35,125 About, well, his feelings for me? 342 00:18:35,208 --> 00:18:36,083 [chuckles] 343 00:18:37,958 --> 00:18:39,458 You should ask for yourself. 344 00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:47,208 {\an8}[guests chattering] 345 00:18:49,375 --> 00:18:51,375 [guests laughing, chatting] 346 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:05,250 Has anyone ever told you you were born to wear a tuxedo? 347 00:19:06,708 --> 00:19:07,958 -You... -Oh. 348 00:19:08,041 --> 00:19:09,291 ...every time I wear a tuxedo. 349 00:19:09,375 --> 00:19:10,666 -Hmm? -Hmm. 350 00:19:12,791 --> 00:19:15,708 I hate to interrupt the smooch fest, but… 351 00:19:16,916 --> 00:19:17,750 ta-da! 352 00:19:18,375 --> 00:19:21,666 -That is one serious party dress! -Right? And look at my dad. 353 00:19:23,083 --> 00:19:25,333 -Ta-da! -You'd better. 354 00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:33,375 [fanfare trumpeting] 355 00:19:34,291 --> 00:19:39,500 Her Royal Highness, Lady Margaret Delacourt. 356 00:19:40,791 --> 00:19:43,333 [playing fanfare] 357 00:19:43,416 --> 00:19:45,333 [guests applauding] 358 00:20:02,458 --> 00:20:04,541 -[man] Your Highness. -[woman] Your Highness 359 00:20:04,625 --> 00:20:05,666 Now's your moment. 360 00:20:06,416 --> 00:20:09,458 -My moment for what? -Ask her to dance. 361 00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:12,000 -Go. Kevin! -[Kevin] Uh... 362 00:20:12,083 --> 00:20:12,916 [Edward chuckles] 363 00:20:17,375 --> 00:20:20,666 I must say you are the most beautiful monarch in the history of Montenaro. 364 00:20:21,250 --> 00:20:22,125 Oh... 365 00:20:24,250 --> 00:20:28,000 I've heard that our first queen, Judith the Brave, rivaled Helen of Troy. 366 00:20:28,083 --> 00:20:31,041 Yeah, but her dance moves really sucked, though. 367 00:20:31,125 --> 00:20:32,000 [laughs] 368 00:20:32,583 --> 00:20:34,166 Let's show them how it's done. 369 00:20:37,041 --> 00:20:39,625 All right. If you'll excuse me. 370 00:20:52,458 --> 00:20:53,333 Here we go. 371 00:20:53,416 --> 00:20:55,541 [classical arrangement of "Silent Night" playing] 372 00:20:55,625 --> 00:20:58,500 I'm really happy you decided to be a part of all this. 373 00:20:58,958 --> 00:20:59,791 Me too. 374 00:21:01,041 --> 00:21:02,958 To tell you the truth, I… 375 00:21:04,541 --> 00:21:06,458 wasn't sure we could still be friends. 376 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:10,250 Yeah, things got complicated after the whole queen thing happened. 377 00:21:10,833 --> 00:21:12,500 I suppose they did. 378 00:21:14,375 --> 00:21:18,375 Things used to be so spontaneous for us. 379 00:21:18,458 --> 00:21:21,750 Well, here's an idea. Why don't we go back to spontaneous? 380 00:21:22,458 --> 00:21:23,291 How? 381 00:21:23,375 --> 00:21:26,458 Well, if you have time tomorrow, maybe we can go for a drive. 382 00:21:27,208 --> 00:21:28,333 As friends? 383 00:21:28,416 --> 00:21:30,291 Sure, as friends. 384 00:21:31,416 --> 00:21:33,125 Sounds like a lovely idea. 385 00:21:41,250 --> 00:21:44,958 What could possibly come between two people who look at each other like that? 386 00:21:45,041 --> 00:21:48,833 [in British accent] Yo, let's get this party started, shall we? 387 00:21:56,541 --> 00:21:57,750 Excuse you. 388 00:21:58,791 --> 00:22:00,375 Announce me. 389 00:22:00,458 --> 00:22:01,458 -I-- -Do the thing. 390 00:22:01,541 --> 00:22:02,541 [scoffs] Never mind. 391 00:22:02,625 --> 00:22:03,833 [gasps] 392 00:22:04,666 --> 00:22:05,791 Uh... 393 00:22:06,083 --> 00:22:08,375 [coos] Maggie Moo! 394 00:22:09,791 --> 00:22:11,125 -[laughs softly] -Ooh! 395 00:22:12,250 --> 00:22:14,000 -[sighs] -[chuckles] 396 00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:15,750 Here we go. 397 00:22:20,541 --> 00:22:23,375 -Must we really do this? -Pics or it didn't happen. 398 00:22:23,458 --> 00:22:24,666 Say fromage! 399 00:22:24,750 --> 00:22:25,625 [camera clicks] 400 00:22:27,291 --> 00:22:28,166 [groans] 401 00:22:28,250 --> 00:22:30,250 Double chin! That's a delete. 402 00:22:30,708 --> 00:22:34,958 But no worries, it happens. Not to me, but it happens. 403 00:22:35,541 --> 00:22:39,333 Fiona, I'm so… elated you could make it. 404 00:22:39,416 --> 00:22:43,166 Oh, you certainly have learned how to throw a party. So proud of you. 405 00:22:43,250 --> 00:22:46,375 Proceeds from tonight's event go to one of the royal charities. 406 00:22:46,916 --> 00:22:49,416 There's an orphanage in particular need, St. Michael's. 407 00:22:49,500 --> 00:22:50,708 We're running a toy drive. 408 00:22:50,791 --> 00:22:54,500 Of course you are, you cute little Mother Teresa. 409 00:22:56,125 --> 00:22:58,041 How long are you in town for? 410 00:22:58,458 --> 00:23:00,041 Until your big day. 411 00:23:00,125 --> 00:23:02,416 And then we jet off to Capri for the New Year's, 412 00:23:02,500 --> 00:23:06,875 but I fully intend to spend as much time as possible with my favorite little cuzzy. 413 00:23:06,958 --> 00:23:08,666 [chuckles] Lucky me. 414 00:23:09,625 --> 00:23:11,708 Well, hello, tuxedo man. 415 00:23:12,375 --> 00:23:13,208 Me? 416 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:16,250 This is my friend Kevin, 417 00:23:16,333 --> 00:23:20,958 his daughter Olivia, Princess Stacy and Prince Edward of Belgravia. 418 00:23:21,041 --> 00:23:23,958 Everyone, this is my cousin Fiona Pembroke. 419 00:23:24,583 --> 00:23:27,916 Pembroke as in Lord Percival Pembroke? 420 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:31,333 -The one who died of a peanut allergy? -[Margaret] Her father, my uncle. 421 00:23:31,416 --> 00:23:33,291 Oh my God, 422 00:23:34,166 --> 00:23:37,083 you're the one who switched places with my cuzzy! 423 00:23:37,166 --> 00:23:38,916 [chuckles] That's me. 424 00:23:39,500 --> 00:23:42,416 You two seriously look like twins! Spoopy! 425 00:23:43,541 --> 00:23:44,541 It means spooky. 426 00:23:45,708 --> 00:23:50,625 Have you two done the switch thing since you tied the knot with his Royal Hotness? 427 00:23:50,708 --> 00:23:52,500 -[Edward chuckles] -Fiona, please! 428 00:23:53,708 --> 00:23:55,583 Minions, I need more champagne. 429 00:23:58,041 --> 00:24:00,166 [scoffs] Reggie, Mindy! 430 00:24:00,750 --> 00:24:02,458 Oh yeah, gorgeous. 431 00:24:02,875 --> 00:24:06,000 Oh, it's such a pain to find good help these days. 432 00:24:08,750 --> 00:24:09,625 You're yummy. 433 00:24:10,875 --> 00:24:11,750 [growls] 434 00:24:13,041 --> 00:24:14,250 Wow! 435 00:24:14,333 --> 00:24:16,625 I mean, I can see the family resemblance. 436 00:24:17,333 --> 00:24:18,500 You can't miss it. 437 00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:20,791 But is she really related to you? 438 00:24:21,583 --> 00:24:23,625 Fiona's always been a free spirit. 439 00:24:24,208 --> 00:24:26,666 She inherited quite the fortune when my uncle died. 440 00:24:26,750 --> 00:24:28,416 Guessing there isn't much of it left. 441 00:24:28,500 --> 00:24:29,708 [Margaret] There isn't. 442 00:24:29,791 --> 00:24:32,958 Though she still has the old Pembroke Estate in the country. 443 00:24:33,041 --> 00:24:36,708 She keeps Reggie and Mindy on staff, but I've no idea how she pays them. 444 00:24:36,791 --> 00:24:39,375 Your Highness, I apologize for disturbing you. 445 00:24:39,458 --> 00:24:41,458 The Prime Minister is asking for you. 446 00:24:41,541 --> 00:24:42,375 Of course. 447 00:24:43,541 --> 00:24:45,708 I have a meeting with the Treasury tomorrow morning. 448 00:24:45,791 --> 00:24:47,208 Shall we say two o'clock? 449 00:24:47,833 --> 00:24:48,666 You got it. 450 00:24:53,291 --> 00:24:54,250 [men] Cheers. 451 00:24:56,833 --> 00:24:58,000 [woman] Mm, lovely. 452 00:24:58,791 --> 00:25:00,916 -[man] Are you having a good time? -[woman 1] Yes, I am. 453 00:25:01,708 --> 00:25:02,708 Oh, stop it! 454 00:25:03,041 --> 00:25:06,708 [indistinct chatter] 455 00:25:06,791 --> 00:25:07,958 [woman 2] So sweet. 456 00:25:08,041 --> 00:25:09,041 [woman 2 giggles] 457 00:25:21,041 --> 00:25:22,333 Is that all of it? 458 00:25:22,916 --> 00:25:24,625 The place was dripping with money. 459 00:25:29,041 --> 00:25:30,500 [gasps] How did you… 460 00:25:32,416 --> 00:25:35,625 -[groans] Never mind. And you? -Hmm. 461 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:40,708 Explain to me how this is going to pay for a summer in Capri. 462 00:25:40,791 --> 00:25:43,791 -It's double ply. -And your point is? 463 00:25:43,875 --> 00:25:46,000 It's double ply! 464 00:25:46,875 --> 00:25:48,750 I'm so tired of this! 465 00:25:48,833 --> 00:25:52,208 If you're tired, Mindy, then come up with something better. 466 00:25:52,291 --> 00:25:55,000 I can't be the looks and brains of this operation. 467 00:25:55,083 --> 00:25:56,166 I thought I was the looks! 468 00:25:56,250 --> 00:25:58,416 And that's why you're not the brains. 469 00:25:58,500 --> 00:26:02,291 Why can't you be the one who gets to be queen instead of your stupid cousin? 470 00:26:02,375 --> 00:26:03,625 Then we'd be set for life. 471 00:26:03,708 --> 00:26:05,291 Just stop talking. 472 00:26:06,083 --> 00:26:06,916 Leave me. 473 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:14,125 [door opens] 474 00:26:16,541 --> 00:26:17,458 [sighs] 475 00:26:19,208 --> 00:26:20,208 [door closes] 476 00:26:31,750 --> 00:26:33,208 [door opens] 477 00:26:33,958 --> 00:26:34,875 [door closes] 478 00:26:37,583 --> 00:26:39,000 How was the Treasury meeting? 479 00:26:39,666 --> 00:26:41,833 I've spent the last several months 480 00:26:41,916 --> 00:26:45,208 analyzing the impact of tariffs on the trade deficit. 481 00:26:46,375 --> 00:26:48,166 No one's even asked for my opinion. 482 00:26:48,250 --> 00:26:49,291 They will. 483 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:51,125 How do you know? 484 00:26:51,708 --> 00:26:52,833 Because I know you. 485 00:26:55,500 --> 00:26:56,333 Margaret… 486 00:26:57,750 --> 00:26:59,625 I've been thinking, and, um… 487 00:27:00,500 --> 00:27:01,458 [Antonio] There you are. 488 00:27:02,083 --> 00:27:03,625 I've been looking everywhere for you. 489 00:27:03,708 --> 00:27:05,458 [Margaret] Is everything all right? 490 00:27:05,791 --> 00:27:08,541 I hate to bother you… again. 491 00:27:09,333 --> 00:27:13,166 But… there's an urgent matter requiring your immediate attention. 492 00:27:13,875 --> 00:27:15,125 We'll be back in an hour. 493 00:27:15,708 --> 00:27:16,583 [chuckles] 494 00:27:16,958 --> 00:27:18,541 It really can't wait. 495 00:27:21,125 --> 00:27:22,416 I'm so sorry. 496 00:27:22,500 --> 00:27:25,166 Hey. Do what you have to. 497 00:27:44,750 --> 00:27:46,583 I thought there was something urgent. 498 00:27:47,250 --> 00:27:49,833 There is, but it's not what you think. 499 00:27:51,375 --> 00:27:53,458 I knew if I didn't do this now, I'd lose my nerve. 500 00:27:56,875 --> 00:27:58,458 What's this all about? 501 00:27:58,916 --> 00:28:00,916 Margaret, I'd be lying… 502 00:28:01,791 --> 00:28:05,166 if I told you I served you only out of a sense of duty. 503 00:28:06,791 --> 00:28:10,291 You're not just about to become the Queen of Montenaro, 504 00:28:11,958 --> 00:28:14,125 you've also become the queen of my heart. 505 00:28:15,291 --> 00:28:16,125 Tony. 506 00:28:16,875 --> 00:28:17,708 This is for you. 507 00:28:19,416 --> 00:28:21,125 I was going to give it to you at Christmas, 508 00:28:21,208 --> 00:28:23,583 but… I want you to have it now. 509 00:28:26,750 --> 00:28:27,666 Oh. 510 00:28:29,375 --> 00:28:30,375 It's beautiful. 511 00:28:33,333 --> 00:28:37,125 We've been friends for a long time now, you and I… 512 00:28:38,541 --> 00:28:42,041 but lately I've been wishing we could be something more. 513 00:28:45,583 --> 00:28:47,000 Oh. I, uh... 514 00:28:48,583 --> 00:28:51,000 I really don't know what to think. 515 00:28:52,541 --> 00:28:54,750 I'm rather confused about everything. 516 00:28:57,125 --> 00:28:58,000 Does… 517 00:28:58,541 --> 00:29:01,583 everything include that friend of yours? 518 00:29:02,333 --> 00:29:03,333 I don't know. 519 00:29:05,250 --> 00:29:06,125 Maybe… 520 00:29:07,291 --> 00:29:08,125 Margaret… 521 00:29:09,916 --> 00:29:11,125 it's all right. 522 00:29:11,833 --> 00:29:14,333 It's such a relief to hear you say that. 523 00:29:14,916 --> 00:29:19,291 You know, we'd make a fantastic couple, you and I. 524 00:29:20,250 --> 00:29:21,708 -Everyone says so. -[laughs] 525 00:29:23,958 --> 00:29:26,083 Just promise me… 526 00:29:26,791 --> 00:29:28,208 you'll at least consider it. 527 00:29:31,541 --> 00:29:32,375 All right. 528 00:29:34,500 --> 00:29:36,416 What was I supposed to say? 529 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:39,500 I thought you and Antonio weren't a thing. 530 00:29:39,583 --> 00:29:40,541 We're not, 531 00:29:41,333 --> 00:29:43,625 but Tony's been a huge help to me. 532 00:29:44,291 --> 00:29:46,375 Don't you think he's trying just a little too hard? 533 00:29:46,458 --> 00:29:47,291 [laughs] 534 00:29:47,791 --> 00:29:50,875 Tony's always spent a bit too much on things he shouldn't, 535 00:29:50,958 --> 00:29:52,750 but we've known each other since university. 536 00:29:54,375 --> 00:29:56,125 But maybe he's right. 537 00:29:56,708 --> 00:29:58,458 Maybe we could be good for each other. 538 00:29:59,041 --> 00:30:01,166 You and Kevin are good for each other. 539 00:30:01,250 --> 00:30:04,125 There's so much water under the bridge, Stacy. 540 00:30:04,958 --> 00:30:08,375 Kevin and I haven't even begun to talk about what went wrong between us, 541 00:30:08,458 --> 00:30:12,333 and every time we try, we never get a chance to finish our conversation. 542 00:30:13,125 --> 00:30:14,625 I don't know if we ever will. 543 00:30:15,125 --> 00:30:16,750 Well, maybe you need to try harder. 544 00:30:18,041 --> 00:30:20,541 Is love really supposed to take so much effort? 545 00:30:21,166 --> 00:30:24,458 Look, I know it in my heart. 546 00:30:24,541 --> 00:30:26,791 You and Kevin are meant to be. 547 00:30:27,750 --> 00:30:29,250 And I used to know it too, 548 00:30:30,125 --> 00:30:32,583 but maybe all we're meant to be is a happy memory. 549 00:30:42,458 --> 00:30:44,500 I got your message. You wanted to see me? 550 00:30:45,666 --> 00:30:46,666 I did. 551 00:30:46,750 --> 00:30:47,875 Thank you for coming. 552 00:30:50,250 --> 00:30:52,750 -What's up? -This is terribly hard to say, 553 00:30:53,791 --> 00:30:54,958 but here it is. 554 00:30:56,291 --> 00:30:59,000 I'm not sure you're being fair to Lady Margaret. 555 00:31:00,041 --> 00:31:01,166 You want to explain that? 556 00:31:01,958 --> 00:31:06,000 I know the two of you were involved for a time and… 557 00:31:06,958 --> 00:31:10,125 I can tell the relationship was very meaningful. 558 00:31:10,791 --> 00:31:11,791 But, uh… 559 00:31:13,500 --> 00:31:14,833 But what? 560 00:31:15,458 --> 00:31:17,541 Could it be that you're holding her back? 561 00:31:20,541 --> 00:31:23,000 If that's the way she felt, she'd tell me. 562 00:31:23,083 --> 00:31:24,500 Yeah, uh... 563 00:31:26,041 --> 00:31:28,541 Lady Margaret's very confused right now. 564 00:31:29,541 --> 00:31:32,833 I'm certain she doesn't want to hurt your feelings, but, uh… 565 00:31:33,625 --> 00:31:35,958 have you really considered what's best for her? 566 00:31:38,041 --> 00:31:41,041 Let me guess, you're what's best for her? 567 00:31:42,041 --> 00:31:46,083 Look, I know you care deeply for her, Mr. Richards, but… 568 00:31:46,166 --> 00:31:49,125 when affairs of state overwhelm her, 569 00:31:49,208 --> 00:31:52,791 are you really sure you're the one she should turn to? 570 00:31:53,875 --> 00:31:56,041 You're a baker from Chicago, 571 00:31:56,875 --> 00:31:58,500 and I'm certain a very good one, 572 00:31:59,333 --> 00:32:03,958 but… are you truly a consort for a queen? 573 00:32:09,625 --> 00:32:10,458 [knocking] 574 00:32:10,541 --> 00:32:11,416 [Stacy] Come in. 575 00:32:13,250 --> 00:32:14,333 Hey, what's up, kiddo? 576 00:32:14,916 --> 00:32:15,958 [Olivia] We gotta talk. 577 00:32:16,041 --> 00:32:17,208 Now! 578 00:32:20,583 --> 00:32:21,708 About what? 579 00:32:21,791 --> 00:32:26,250 Operation "Get Dad Back Together With Margaret," it's going to crash and burn. 580 00:32:26,375 --> 00:32:27,708 Yeah, tell me about it. 581 00:32:27,791 --> 00:32:30,000 But I have an idea. 582 00:32:32,250 --> 00:32:34,041 You want us to do what? 583 00:32:34,125 --> 00:32:35,500 Switch places again. 584 00:32:36,125 --> 00:32:39,250 You said you needed more time to talk things over with Kevin, 585 00:32:39,333 --> 00:32:41,916 but you can't do that because you're too busy. 586 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:44,375 So Stacy can be you, 587 00:32:44,458 --> 00:32:47,291 and you and my dad can spend some quality time together. 588 00:32:47,375 --> 00:32:49,166 It's terribly risky. 589 00:32:49,250 --> 00:32:52,708 It was risky the last time and you're the one who thought of it. 590 00:32:52,791 --> 00:32:56,458 Yes, but you're a princess now and I'm about to become queen. 591 00:32:57,250 --> 00:32:59,958 We can't just stop everything and swap lives. 592 00:33:00,041 --> 00:33:01,041 Why not? 593 00:33:01,916 --> 00:33:03,875 With everything that's going on with Tony-- 594 00:33:03,958 --> 00:33:04,958 [Stacy] Margaret… 595 00:33:06,125 --> 00:33:08,708 If you know for sure that it's over with Kevin 596 00:33:08,791 --> 00:33:11,041 and you want to get serious with Antonio, 597 00:33:11,125 --> 00:33:13,541 we won't say another word about this. 598 00:33:14,458 --> 00:33:16,375 Do you really think we could pull it off? 599 00:33:16,958 --> 00:33:17,833 Again? 600 00:33:18,708 --> 00:33:21,833 Well, the only thing on your schedule tomorrow is the Christmas concert. 601 00:33:21,916 --> 00:33:24,583 All you have to do is sit and wave to people. 602 00:33:24,666 --> 00:33:27,166 Yeah, and when it's over Mrs. Donatelli will walk you-- 603 00:33:27,250 --> 00:33:31,000 I mean, me, through the reception and then it's back to the palace. 604 00:33:31,083 --> 00:33:34,625 That way, you and Kevin have plenty of alone time together. 605 00:33:34,708 --> 00:33:36,416 And then we switch back. 606 00:33:38,625 --> 00:33:40,375 I suppose it could work. 607 00:33:41,291 --> 00:33:42,541 Does that mean you'll do it? 608 00:33:44,333 --> 00:33:46,416 Did you talk this over with Kevin? 609 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:47,833 [laughs] 610 00:33:48,333 --> 00:33:50,500 Did you talk this over with Margaret? 611 00:33:50,583 --> 00:33:53,125 Yeah, and she's good to go if you are. 612 00:33:53,875 --> 00:33:55,458 [sighs] I don't know. 613 00:33:56,583 --> 00:33:58,625 -Maybe she's better off with Antonio. -[Stacy groans] 614 00:33:59,958 --> 00:34:00,958 He's a nice guy. 615 00:34:01,041 --> 00:34:03,333 -Yeah, well, you're a nicer guy. -Yeah! 616 00:34:05,208 --> 00:34:06,041 [scoffs] 617 00:34:07,750 --> 00:34:09,541 Did you tell Edward about this? 618 00:34:09,625 --> 00:34:12,833 The less people who know, the better. 619 00:34:12,916 --> 00:34:15,000 Yeah, I'll fake a cold or something. 620 00:34:15,750 --> 00:34:17,416 Look, it'll only be for a few hours. 621 00:34:17,500 --> 00:34:19,958 Okay, and I'll tell him everything as soon as it's over. 622 00:34:23,458 --> 00:34:24,833 You need to do this, Daddy. 623 00:34:31,208 --> 00:34:32,416 If Margaret's in… 624 00:34:33,458 --> 00:34:34,333 -I'm in. -Yay! 625 00:34:34,416 --> 00:34:35,583 [squeals, grunts] 626 00:34:35,666 --> 00:34:37,791 [all laughing] 627 00:34:44,125 --> 00:34:46,625 Oh, there you are, darling! Been looking all over for you! 628 00:34:46,708 --> 00:34:49,500 Oh, well, you know me. Always busy! 629 00:34:49,583 --> 00:34:52,791 -Yes. That's what I wanted to talk about. -Can we talk about it later? 630 00:34:52,875 --> 00:34:57,125 I was just on my way to the kitchen to do some Christmas baking. 631 00:34:57,208 --> 00:35:00,000 Well, I was actually hoping we might be able to find a moment 632 00:35:00,083 --> 00:35:01,583 to do something together. 633 00:35:01,666 --> 00:35:04,875 We will. I promise. As soon as I'm done in the kitchen, okay? 634 00:35:05,625 --> 00:35:07,208 Why the change of clothes? 635 00:35:09,166 --> 00:35:10,541 Oh, what, these old things? 636 00:35:11,333 --> 00:35:13,791 I am donating them to the orphanage. 637 00:35:13,875 --> 00:35:16,041 I better get them to Frank. He's coordinating everything. 638 00:35:16,625 --> 00:35:18,541 Didn't I get you that scarf last Christmas? 639 00:35:19,208 --> 00:35:24,375 You did. I love it so much, I got another one to donate to the orphans. 640 00:35:24,958 --> 00:35:27,875 Yeah. I love you. Bye. 641 00:35:32,458 --> 00:35:34,583 ♪ Fire's burning gold ♪ 642 00:35:34,666 --> 00:35:36,750 ♪ I've got you here to hold ♪ 643 00:35:37,125 --> 00:35:41,416 ♪ Such a happy sound Singing "Silent Night" ♪ 644 00:35:41,708 --> 00:35:46,666 ♪ Baby, bring the snow Bring the-- ♪ 645 00:35:46,750 --> 00:35:50,291 -[audio feedback squealing] -Hey, what did you do that for? 646 00:35:50,375 --> 00:35:52,250 Do I really need to explain? 647 00:35:52,833 --> 00:35:55,458 -[Reggie] Everyone's a critic. -[Fiona] Ever wonder why? 648 00:35:55,583 --> 00:35:56,416 No. 649 00:35:56,500 --> 00:35:57,583 Well, maybe you should. 650 00:35:57,666 --> 00:35:59,625 -Well, maybe I shouldn't. -Maybe you should. 651 00:35:59,708 --> 00:36:01,708 -Maybe I shouldn't. -Maybe you should, mate. 652 00:36:01,791 --> 00:36:03,375 -Maybe I shouldn't. -I think you should. 653 00:36:03,458 --> 00:36:07,250 -I'm not going to-- -Maybe you should both shut up and listen! 654 00:36:07,333 --> 00:36:10,083 Well, if you've got something to say, Fi-Fi, just spit it out. 655 00:36:10,166 --> 00:36:11,041 [makes buzzing noise] 656 00:36:12,875 --> 00:36:14,250 I figured it out. 657 00:36:14,333 --> 00:36:15,458 Figured what out? 658 00:36:15,541 --> 00:36:17,416 Well, our big score. 659 00:36:17,500 --> 00:36:19,250 I'm listening. 660 00:36:19,333 --> 00:36:22,916 Remember when you said if I were Margaret, we'd be set? 661 00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:24,416 Uh-- [laughs] 662 00:36:24,500 --> 00:36:27,000 Yeah, but, um… you're not Margaret. 663 00:36:27,083 --> 00:36:29,458 Well, of course I'm not Margaret, Einstein. 664 00:36:30,041 --> 00:36:33,375 But, if Betty Crocker from Belgravia could pull the switch, 665 00:36:34,250 --> 00:36:35,250 why can't I? 666 00:36:35,833 --> 00:36:37,375 I'm not feeling it. 667 00:36:37,458 --> 00:36:38,291 [groans] 668 00:36:41,125 --> 00:36:42,375 [chuckles] 669 00:36:42,458 --> 00:36:44,875 My Ariana Grande phase. 670 00:36:44,958 --> 00:36:45,791 [Reggie] Hmm. 671 00:36:46,750 --> 00:36:50,375 I wouldn't have to do it for long, just long enough to get crowned queen 672 00:36:50,458 --> 00:36:54,791 and transfer a small fortune to an unnumbered bank account in the Caymans. 673 00:36:54,875 --> 00:36:57,000 Oh, I'm starting to feel it! 674 00:36:57,083 --> 00:37:01,416 Then we spend the rest of our lives sipping piña coladas on a beach 675 00:37:01,500 --> 00:37:04,458 in a country that doesn't have an extradition policy. 676 00:37:04,541 --> 00:37:06,416 Yeah, baby! 677 00:37:06,708 --> 00:37:10,250 You're first cousins, so you know the family history, right? 678 00:37:10,333 --> 00:37:11,166 Hmm. 679 00:37:11,250 --> 00:37:14,625 You're welcome, and you grew up here with Margaret 680 00:37:14,708 --> 00:37:16,708 before you went to school in the States. 681 00:37:16,791 --> 00:37:21,541 So, we do the hair, we lose the nails and the contouring, 682 00:37:21,625 --> 00:37:23,541 which is the only thing giving her cheekbones. 683 00:37:23,625 --> 00:37:24,458 Excuse you! 684 00:37:24,541 --> 00:37:28,125 And no one's gonna notice the little extra junk in the trunk. 685 00:37:28,208 --> 00:37:30,416 -What are you saying? -Hey, I'm agreeing with you! 686 00:37:30,500 --> 00:37:31,416 Hold on! 687 00:37:31,958 --> 00:37:34,541 We've got a big, big problem here. 688 00:37:35,458 --> 00:37:37,166 Well, spit it out. 689 00:37:37,250 --> 00:37:39,666 Cousin Mags ain't gonna go along with any of this. 690 00:37:39,750 --> 00:37:43,333 Which is why you'll have to grab her and stash her somewhere. 691 00:37:43,416 --> 00:37:44,666 And to do that, 692 00:37:44,750 --> 00:37:47,083 I'm gonna need to know exactly where she's gonna be 693 00:37:47,166 --> 00:37:49,875 and what she's gonna be doing for the next few days. 694 00:37:49,958 --> 00:37:52,791 That shouldn't be terribly difficult to find out. 695 00:38:05,333 --> 00:38:10,166 Maggie! Maggie Moo! It's your cuzzy! 696 00:38:13,125 --> 00:38:18,166 -Oh! So sorry. Didn't see you there. -No worries, Royal Six-Pack. 697 00:38:18,250 --> 00:38:20,833 Can you tell Maggie I've got something for her orphans? 698 00:38:21,416 --> 00:38:24,000 How… generous. 699 00:38:24,083 --> 00:38:25,208 [coos] Oh. 700 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:28,958 I'd like to deliver it in person. 701 00:38:29,541 --> 00:38:32,083 Well, I'm afraid Lady Margaret's turned in for the evening. 702 00:38:32,166 --> 00:38:33,458 Yes, tomorrow's a busy day. 703 00:38:33,541 --> 00:38:36,541 Huh. What's she so busy with? 704 00:38:36,625 --> 00:38:37,625 The Christmas concert. 705 00:38:37,708 --> 00:38:39,791 Yes, the Montenaro Children's Choir. 706 00:38:40,666 --> 00:38:43,500 There is a reception afterwards if you'd like to catch up with her then. 707 00:38:43,583 --> 00:38:46,333 Hmm. I do love a good reception. 708 00:38:47,333 --> 00:38:49,125 And where's your princess bride? 709 00:38:49,708 --> 00:38:51,791 [Edward] Yes, I was just looking for her, actually. 710 00:38:52,583 --> 00:38:55,458 So, I'm sure you get this all the time, 711 00:38:55,541 --> 00:38:58,916 but it's completely mad how much your wife looks like my Maggie Moo! 712 00:38:59,500 --> 00:39:00,916 It still amazes me. 713 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:03,833 And is it really true they traded places? 714 00:39:03,916 --> 00:39:04,791 [Edward] It is indeed. 715 00:39:05,291 --> 00:39:09,541 And they met where, at some silly little contest? 716 00:39:09,625 --> 00:39:13,708 A baking contest, over a spilt cup of coffee. 717 00:39:13,791 --> 00:39:16,250 They ran into one another on the way to the powder room. 718 00:39:17,083 --> 00:39:20,125 The powder room? Lol. 719 00:39:22,416 --> 00:39:25,500 Oh, I believe Frank is coordinating the gifts for the orphans. 720 00:39:26,041 --> 00:39:27,125 Oh. 721 00:39:27,666 --> 00:39:31,750 Well, then I guess this is au revoir! 722 00:39:34,791 --> 00:39:39,083 Ms. Pembroke, what an exquisite surprise. 723 00:39:39,708 --> 00:39:41,250 I have something for you. 724 00:39:41,333 --> 00:39:42,208 Oh. 725 00:39:42,916 --> 00:39:44,375 -But first-- -Yes? 726 00:39:45,583 --> 00:39:47,708 Have you been naughty or nice? 727 00:39:47,791 --> 00:39:48,625 [whimpers] 728 00:39:49,375 --> 00:39:50,208 Well… 729 00:39:50,291 --> 00:39:53,916 Between us, the correct answer is "naughty." 730 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:55,541 -Naughty. Hmm. -Hmm. 731 00:39:55,625 --> 00:39:57,541 -[snarls] -[laughs] 732 00:39:57,958 --> 00:40:01,250 -Meow. -May I help you? 733 00:40:01,333 --> 00:40:02,166 Oh. 734 00:40:02,958 --> 00:40:04,583 For the orphans. 735 00:40:06,291 --> 00:40:07,666 -Thank you. -Mm. 736 00:40:12,291 --> 00:40:14,375 I know when, I know how... 737 00:40:14,458 --> 00:40:16,083 -[car door opens] -...and I know where. 738 00:40:16,166 --> 00:40:18,375 The concert's tomorrow, so we have to hurry. 739 00:40:18,458 --> 00:40:19,750 Call you from the road. 740 00:40:23,083 --> 00:40:24,333 [car starts] 741 00:40:24,416 --> 00:40:27,708 [tires screeching] 742 00:40:32,583 --> 00:40:33,625 Ah. 743 00:40:35,500 --> 00:40:38,041 Oh, Olivia! You look festive this morning. 744 00:40:38,125 --> 00:40:39,083 It's Christmas Eve! 745 00:40:39,166 --> 00:40:41,500 So it is. We have a concert to attend. 746 00:40:41,583 --> 00:40:45,833 Um, about that, Stacy says she has a headache. She can't go. 747 00:40:45,916 --> 00:40:46,750 Oh. 748 00:40:47,291 --> 00:40:50,541 -She was fine ten minutes ago. -It came on really fast. 749 00:40:51,125 --> 00:40:52,333 I should check on her. 750 00:40:52,916 --> 00:40:55,666 She told me she was going back to sleep. 751 00:40:55,750 --> 00:40:57,875 It's probably better if we don't wake her up. 752 00:40:57,958 --> 00:40:59,791 Hmm. Good point. 753 00:41:02,333 --> 00:41:03,166 See you! 754 00:41:18,666 --> 00:41:19,708 You ready? 755 00:41:19,791 --> 00:41:20,625 Ready. 756 00:41:21,083 --> 00:41:22,541 ["Candy Cane Lane" playing] 757 00:41:22,625 --> 00:41:24,375 So ready. 758 00:41:24,458 --> 00:41:27,250 ♪ Take a trip down Candy Cane Lane... ♪ 759 00:41:27,333 --> 00:41:28,166 [coughs] 760 00:41:28,250 --> 00:41:30,375 -What? -So gross! 761 00:41:30,833 --> 00:41:32,541 ♪ It's the best ♪ 762 00:41:32,625 --> 00:41:34,458 ♪ So get dressed ♪ 763 00:41:34,541 --> 00:41:36,208 ♪ And impressed ♪ 764 00:41:36,458 --> 00:41:39,250 ♪ You and the colors of the rainbow ♪ 765 00:41:39,333 --> 00:41:42,666 ♪ Take a trip down Candy Cane Lane With me.♪ 766 00:41:42,750 --> 00:41:43,625 ♪ It's so magical... ♪ 767 00:41:43,708 --> 00:41:44,750 Here you go. 768 00:41:45,333 --> 00:41:46,958 [laughs] Perfect. 769 00:41:47,458 --> 00:41:49,250 ♪ So get dressed ♪ 770 00:41:49,333 --> 00:41:51,208 ♪ And impressed ♪ 771 00:41:51,291 --> 00:41:53,541 ♪ With the lights along the window ♪ 772 00:41:53,625 --> 00:41:56,708 ♪ Candy Cane Lane Bring a friend this holiday ♪ 773 00:41:56,791 --> 00:41:58,750 ♪ Bring a friend who loves to play ♪ 774 00:41:58,833 --> 00:42:00,958 ♪ We'll eat all the candy canes, oh ♪ 775 00:42:01,041 --> 00:42:02,541 ♪ Candy Cane Lane... ♪ 776 00:42:02,625 --> 00:42:04,041 I love it. 777 00:42:04,125 --> 00:42:06,083 ♪ Bring a friend who loves to play ♪ 778 00:42:06,166 --> 00:42:08,375 ♪ We'll eat all the candy canes, oh ♪ 779 00:42:08,458 --> 00:42:13,291 ♪ Candy canes ♪ 780 00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:17,125 ♪ We'll eat candy canes... ♪ 781 00:42:17,208 --> 00:42:19,875 All right. Finishing touches. Rings. 782 00:42:20,458 --> 00:42:22,708 Oh yeah. It feels weird taking it off. 783 00:42:24,375 --> 00:42:26,291 Her subjects adore her. 784 00:42:26,375 --> 00:42:30,500 They love how she smiles. They see you, you're there. 785 00:42:30,583 --> 00:42:32,125 -You're waving. -Why am I waving? 786 00:42:32,208 --> 00:42:33,750 -Because they wave! -No, no, no! 787 00:42:33,833 --> 00:42:36,625 I grew up with her. She doesn't wave all the time. 788 00:42:38,291 --> 00:42:41,333 ♪ Take a trip down Candy Cane Lane... ♪ 789 00:42:41,416 --> 00:42:44,833 She stands very erect and she holds her hands like this. I don't know why. 790 00:42:44,916 --> 00:42:46,416 ♪ We can dance ♪ 791 00:42:46,500 --> 00:42:48,416 ♪ Holding hands... ♪ 792 00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:50,458 [in British accent] And the earrings. 793 00:42:50,541 --> 00:42:54,833 Walk, swagger, walk, swagger, walk, swagger and pose. It's simple! 794 00:42:56,583 --> 00:42:59,500 -[gasps] -[giggles] 795 00:42:59,583 --> 00:43:02,083 [in British accent] Lovely. A bit more like this. 796 00:43:02,416 --> 00:43:03,250 Hmm. 797 00:43:03,958 --> 00:43:05,708 -Yo. -[in American accent] What are you doing? 798 00:43:05,791 --> 00:43:07,916 -What? -I'm not a gangster, just relax. 799 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,958 [both laughing] 800 00:43:11,041 --> 00:43:12,416 You enter with confidence! 801 00:43:12,500 --> 00:43:15,875 -Posture. She holds her hands like this. -It's not! It's about service-- 802 00:43:18,458 --> 00:43:22,583 ♪ Christmas is waiting for you... ♪ 803 00:43:25,166 --> 00:43:26,708 [in American accent] What do you think? 804 00:43:27,291 --> 00:43:28,750 Even better than last time. 805 00:43:28,833 --> 00:43:30,916 [in British accent] So, how do we proceed? 806 00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:32,750 I'll escort you to the service entrance 807 00:43:32,833 --> 00:43:35,541 from where Mr. De Luca will drive you to meet Mr. Richards. 808 00:43:35,833 --> 00:43:36,958 [sighs] 809 00:43:37,041 --> 00:43:37,916 Here we go. 810 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,041 [in American accent] I'll wait for you downstairs. 811 00:43:48,666 --> 00:43:49,750 Are you ready? 812 00:43:49,833 --> 00:43:50,916 Hell yeah. 813 00:44:06,541 --> 00:44:07,833 [Edward] Penny for your thoughts. 814 00:44:09,250 --> 00:44:12,666 [in British accent] Edward. How lovely to see you. 815 00:44:13,708 --> 00:44:15,000 Are you going somewhere? 816 00:44:15,541 --> 00:44:18,625 Stacy is under the weather, so I thought I'd take a stroll. 817 00:44:18,708 --> 00:44:20,083 Ah, yes. 818 00:44:20,625 --> 00:44:23,458 A stroll a day keeps the bad weather away. 819 00:44:23,541 --> 00:44:28,291 And you don't want to be under the weather when the weather's bad… 820 00:44:30,708 --> 00:44:32,416 Well, don't let me keep you. 821 00:44:35,458 --> 00:44:37,750 Actually, you're not keeping me at all. 822 00:44:37,833 --> 00:44:41,250 In fact, it's rather fortuitous I ran into you. 823 00:44:41,333 --> 00:44:42,166 Is it? 824 00:44:43,375 --> 00:44:46,041 [sighs] There's something I've been meaning to talk to you about, 825 00:44:46,125 --> 00:44:49,583 something I hope you keep in the strictest confidence. 826 00:44:50,458 --> 00:44:52,375 Do you really think now is the time? 827 00:44:54,083 --> 00:44:56,666 I need your advice about Stacy. 828 00:44:58,958 --> 00:44:59,791 Oh. 829 00:45:01,083 --> 00:45:02,458 What kind of advice? 830 00:45:05,333 --> 00:45:07,125 Well, to be completely candid… 831 00:45:08,333 --> 00:45:12,958 things have been… different between us these past few months. 832 00:45:14,125 --> 00:45:18,083 It seems as if she's always got something to do or somewhere to be. 833 00:45:19,458 --> 00:45:21,916 Well, I'm sure you're very busy as well. 834 00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:23,375 Yeah, I suppose. 835 00:45:24,916 --> 00:45:30,125 But I daresay that most of what I do is to keep busy while she's otherwise occupied. 836 00:45:30,958 --> 00:45:34,250 I'm honestly worried that somehow I've let her down. 837 00:45:35,250 --> 00:45:38,291 That perhaps married life isn't what she hoped it would be. 838 00:45:40,416 --> 00:45:41,291 Well, that… 839 00:45:42,125 --> 00:45:43,250 That… 840 00:45:43,333 --> 00:45:44,541 That couldn't be true. 841 00:45:47,125 --> 00:45:48,666 Has she said anything to you? 842 00:45:48,750 --> 00:45:52,083 Anything that might make you think she's having second thoughts about us? 843 00:45:52,166 --> 00:45:53,375 Not a peep. 844 00:45:53,958 --> 00:45:56,500 Because nothing is more important to me than her happiness. 845 00:45:57,875 --> 00:45:59,500 Stacy's everything to me. 846 00:46:02,083 --> 00:46:03,458 [Donatelli clears her throat] 847 00:46:04,375 --> 00:46:06,500 Your car is ready, Your Grace. 848 00:46:06,583 --> 00:46:08,708 Yes, just one moment, if you please. 849 00:46:13,291 --> 00:46:16,166 Everything will be all right, Edward. 850 00:46:17,458 --> 00:46:18,416 I promise. 851 00:46:31,833 --> 00:46:32,958 [Olivia] Where are you going? 852 00:46:34,166 --> 00:46:36,291 Oh, I thought I'd see how Stacy's feeling. 853 00:46:36,875 --> 00:46:38,000 Don't do that. 854 00:46:38,083 --> 00:46:39,000 Why not? 855 00:46:39,458 --> 00:46:43,583 Because-- because she said she was going to take me Christmas shopping 856 00:46:43,666 --> 00:46:45,708 for my dad's present while he's at the concert, 857 00:46:46,208 --> 00:46:47,708 but now she can't. 858 00:46:47,791 --> 00:46:50,666 -So she said you'd do it. -Don't you want to go to the concert? 859 00:46:51,458 --> 00:46:54,166 Nah, I really want to surprise my dad, 860 00:46:54,250 --> 00:46:56,916 but we better get going before all the good stuff's gone. 861 00:47:00,041 --> 00:47:02,500 Yes, I suppose we could run out and find a little something. 862 00:47:03,166 --> 00:47:04,083 Let's go. 863 00:47:04,166 --> 00:47:05,041 [chuckles] 864 00:47:13,625 --> 00:47:15,458 {\an8}[Stacy in American accent] Here we go again. 865 00:47:15,541 --> 00:47:18,541 {\an8}[Donatelli] You'll be fine, Your Royal Highness. Come on, deep breath. 866 00:47:19,458 --> 00:47:21,791 -[crowd clamoring] -[cameras clicking] 867 00:47:21,875 --> 00:47:25,208 [crowd applauding] 868 00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:37,625 [crowd chattering] 869 00:47:49,458 --> 00:47:50,458 Frank. 870 00:47:56,541 --> 00:47:57,375 Thank you. 871 00:48:03,125 --> 00:48:07,166 Welcome to Santa's Magic Village. And we have the whole place to ourselves. 872 00:48:08,041 --> 00:48:09,708 [in British accent] How did you manage it? 873 00:48:09,791 --> 00:48:11,166 Mrs. Donatelli. [laughs] 874 00:48:11,708 --> 00:48:12,583 That woman rocks. 875 00:48:12,666 --> 00:48:14,083 Indeed she does. 876 00:48:15,708 --> 00:48:16,541 Kevin… 877 00:48:17,750 --> 00:48:20,208 I'm so sorry about canceling yesterday. 878 00:48:20,291 --> 00:48:22,291 We're here now. That's all that counts. 879 00:48:23,750 --> 00:48:24,583 All right. 880 00:48:26,625 --> 00:48:29,000 [Kevin] So what do you want to do first? 881 00:48:29,708 --> 00:48:33,666 We can string some popcorn, pet a reindeer, visit the North Pole… 882 00:48:34,333 --> 00:48:36,750 [indistinct chatter] 883 00:48:38,083 --> 00:48:39,208 [entrance bells jangle] 884 00:48:40,208 --> 00:48:41,041 Huh. 885 00:48:41,125 --> 00:48:42,333 [bells jangle] 886 00:48:44,083 --> 00:48:45,916 Ooh. I quite like this one. 887 00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:47,291 [Santa tie] Ho ho ho! 888 00:48:47,375 --> 00:48:49,041 No, you don't… 889 00:48:53,041 --> 00:48:53,958 [text keys clicking] 890 00:48:54,041 --> 00:48:55,333 Who are you calling? 891 00:48:57,833 --> 00:49:00,375 Olivia, is there some reason you don't want me to speak to Stacy? 892 00:49:00,458 --> 00:49:01,791 No… 893 00:49:03,250 --> 00:49:05,166 I didn't want to say anything, but… 894 00:49:05,666 --> 00:49:09,041 you're being a little bit of a helicopter husband. 895 00:49:09,125 --> 00:49:10,041 Sorry, what? 896 00:49:10,125 --> 00:49:11,416 A helicopter husband. 897 00:49:11,500 --> 00:49:14,666 You know, someone who hovers around and… 898 00:49:15,166 --> 00:49:17,000 doesn't give the other person room to breathe. 899 00:49:17,708 --> 00:49:19,750 Do you really think I… hover? 900 00:49:19,833 --> 00:49:21,583 -[bells jangle] -[door opens] 901 00:49:21,666 --> 00:49:22,583 Right. 902 00:49:22,958 --> 00:49:24,416 -[bells jangle] -[door closes] 903 00:49:24,500 --> 00:49:29,291 Perhaps we should have dinner out as well, and do a little shopping for your friends. 904 00:49:29,375 --> 00:49:31,166 I have lots of friends. 905 00:49:31,250 --> 00:49:32,208 Brilliant. 906 00:49:32,291 --> 00:49:34,125 [chuckles] Brilliant. 907 00:49:35,666 --> 00:49:39,000 ♪ God rest ye merry gentlemen ♪ 908 00:49:39,083 --> 00:49:42,083 ♪ Let nothing you dismay ♪ 909 00:49:42,583 --> 00:49:49,083 ♪ For Jesus Christ our savior Was born upon this day ♪ 910 00:49:49,666 --> 00:49:53,083 ♪ To save us all from Satan's power... ♪ 911 00:49:56,791 --> 00:49:58,750 [choral music continues, faintly] 912 00:49:58,833 --> 00:50:00,041 [engine stops] 913 00:50:00,125 --> 00:50:00,958 Showtime. 914 00:50:02,958 --> 00:50:05,458 The service entrance is right there in the alley. 915 00:50:05,541 --> 00:50:07,583 We'll need five minutes to get past security 916 00:50:07,666 --> 00:50:10,500 -and then we'll let you in. -I know, I made the plan. 917 00:50:10,583 --> 00:50:13,166 Just stay here till I come and get you. 918 00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:16,208 Okay. 919 00:50:19,875 --> 00:50:24,916 ♪ And a Happy New Year ♪ 920 00:50:26,708 --> 00:50:31,250 [audience cheering] 921 00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:33,291 [chuckles] 922 00:50:33,375 --> 00:50:37,916 [uproarious cheering] 923 00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:39,250 [laughs] Oh. 924 00:50:39,333 --> 00:50:42,333 [cheering continues] 925 00:50:42,416 --> 00:50:43,416 [laughing] 926 00:50:49,583 --> 00:50:52,416 [Margaret and Kevin laughing] 927 00:50:55,875 --> 00:50:56,833 What do you think? 928 00:50:59,041 --> 00:51:00,166 I like her smile. 929 00:51:00,833 --> 00:51:02,708 She hasn't smiled in quite a while. 930 00:51:03,375 --> 00:51:04,416 Funny… 931 00:51:04,500 --> 00:51:06,541 because he told me he had the same problem. 932 00:51:08,791 --> 00:51:10,541 They say love conquers all, 933 00:51:11,375 --> 00:51:13,333 but it's not so straightforward, is it? 934 00:51:14,041 --> 00:51:14,875 No. 935 00:51:16,125 --> 00:51:16,958 It's not. 936 00:51:24,458 --> 00:51:25,541 The truth is… 937 00:51:27,625 --> 00:51:30,333 there's no one else in the world I'd rather be with. 938 00:51:31,333 --> 00:51:33,958 That's not what you said six months ago. 939 00:51:36,125 --> 00:51:38,500 I thought we were going to live the simple life. 940 00:51:40,041 --> 00:51:43,416 You, me, and Olivia, you know, take things easy. 941 00:51:44,125 --> 00:51:45,333 Be spontaneous. 942 00:51:46,708 --> 00:51:50,291 Things were going good until your cousin decided he didn't want to be king. 943 00:51:51,500 --> 00:51:55,333 I know that this whole royal affair isn't what you want. 944 00:51:56,291 --> 00:51:57,833 But it's who I am now. 945 00:51:58,625 --> 00:52:00,041 I can't give it up. 946 00:52:02,166 --> 00:52:05,458 But the truth is I don't want to give it up. 947 00:52:07,750 --> 00:52:10,208 It's become more than just a duty for me. 948 00:52:11,041 --> 00:52:12,666 I love this country. 949 00:52:13,375 --> 00:52:14,500 I love the people. 950 00:52:15,833 --> 00:52:18,500 This is something that I was destined to do. 951 00:52:19,708 --> 00:52:20,958 It's who I am now. 952 00:52:24,208 --> 00:52:25,041 I know. 953 00:52:25,833 --> 00:52:28,416 -And I don't want you to give it up. -You don't? 954 00:52:28,500 --> 00:52:29,500 No. 955 00:52:30,166 --> 00:52:31,875 You're gonna be a great queen. 956 00:52:34,583 --> 00:52:35,541 The thing is… 957 00:52:38,208 --> 00:52:39,750 I just don't want to hold you back. 958 00:52:40,458 --> 00:52:42,458 How could you ever hold me back? 959 00:52:45,083 --> 00:52:47,000 You need someone who's your equal. 960 00:52:47,958 --> 00:52:49,500 Someone who knows the ropes. 961 00:52:51,500 --> 00:52:52,708 Antonio's all that. 962 00:52:53,791 --> 00:52:54,666 I'm not. 963 00:52:56,458 --> 00:52:57,541 Don't you see? 964 00:52:58,583 --> 00:53:00,541 None of that matters. 965 00:53:01,583 --> 00:53:03,458 You're the one I love, 966 00:53:04,166 --> 00:53:05,125 not Tony. 967 00:53:05,916 --> 00:53:09,625 You don't have to be a count or a prince or a king. 968 00:53:11,458 --> 00:53:12,750 You just need to be… 969 00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:14,833 you. 970 00:53:19,041 --> 00:53:20,291 Are you sure about that? 971 00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:24,541 I was heartbroken when you said you just wanted to be friends. 972 00:53:25,333 --> 00:53:27,291 I only said that because you said that. 973 00:53:27,833 --> 00:53:31,375 [both laughing] 974 00:53:32,416 --> 00:53:33,333 Oh. 975 00:53:34,416 --> 00:53:35,958 -[sighs] -[Kevin] Look… 976 00:53:37,625 --> 00:53:40,208 maybe the spontaneous thing to do is 977 00:53:41,416 --> 00:53:43,375 give us another chance. 978 00:53:43,458 --> 00:53:46,083 I do love spontaneous. 979 00:54:03,125 --> 00:54:03,958 [Margaret chuckles] 980 00:54:04,708 --> 00:54:05,750 Oh! 981 00:54:05,833 --> 00:54:09,500 [both laughing] 982 00:54:17,625 --> 00:54:20,291 [strings playing "O Christmas Tree"] 983 00:54:20,375 --> 00:54:22,500 [indistinct chatter] 984 00:54:26,625 --> 00:54:28,750 Ladies and gentlemen, 985 00:54:28,833 --> 00:54:34,208 our sponsor and patroness, Lady Margaret Delacourt. 986 00:54:34,291 --> 00:54:36,125 [guests chattering happily] 987 00:54:36,208 --> 00:54:37,291 [man] Hear! Hear! 988 00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,583 Mrs. Donatelli! You're just the person I'm looking for! 989 00:54:42,666 --> 00:54:44,291 I'm afraid now isn't the time, I-- 990 00:54:44,375 --> 00:54:47,000 This dreadful man is threatening to post lurid details 991 00:54:47,083 --> 00:54:48,791 about Duchess Margaret and Prince William! 992 00:54:48,875 --> 00:54:50,708 -[Reggie gasps dramatically] -[Stacy gasps] 993 00:54:50,791 --> 00:54:53,416 I am terribly sorry, Your Grace. 994 00:54:53,500 --> 00:54:55,833 -You clumsy oaf! -No, it was an accident! 995 00:54:55,916 --> 00:54:58,375 Oh, not to worry. It's just a silly little spill. 996 00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:02,250 If I get you to the ladies' room quickly, I can get that out for you. 997 00:55:02,333 --> 00:55:04,750 Jolly good! Back in a jiff. 998 00:55:04,833 --> 00:55:07,416 -All right. What is this all about? -No, I don't. 999 00:55:10,708 --> 00:55:11,666 [door opens] 1000 00:55:12,041 --> 00:55:15,208 -Right in here, Your Ladyship. -Thank you, Mindy. You're an angel. 1001 00:55:15,291 --> 00:55:16,875 Well, some say. 1002 00:55:19,833 --> 00:55:22,416 [Stacy] I haven't seen Fiona. Is she here? 1003 00:55:23,333 --> 00:55:24,291 -[screams] -Sh! 1004 00:55:25,125 --> 00:55:28,041 [grunting softly] 1005 00:55:28,125 --> 00:55:29,208 [groans] 1006 00:55:29,291 --> 00:55:31,125 Surprise! 1007 00:55:31,208 --> 00:55:33,000 Now it's my turn to switch. 1008 00:55:33,083 --> 00:55:36,625 [Fiona laughing] 1009 00:55:39,333 --> 00:55:40,250 [Stacy groaning] 1010 00:55:40,333 --> 00:55:43,791 -[Mindy] Hurry up! -This is as fast as I can go! 1011 00:55:44,375 --> 00:55:46,291 Oh, dear. All right. 1012 00:55:48,125 --> 00:55:49,708 All right, then. Come on, gently does it. 1013 00:55:49,791 --> 00:55:51,541 [Stacy in American accent] What are you doing? 1014 00:55:51,625 --> 00:55:52,750 Where are you taking me? 1015 00:55:53,625 --> 00:55:56,250 [both laughing] 1016 00:56:12,250 --> 00:56:16,000 Margaret Delacourt, is it really you? 1017 00:56:16,083 --> 00:56:18,041 Who else would it be? 1018 00:56:18,125 --> 00:56:20,041 Where is my driver? 1019 00:56:20,125 --> 00:56:22,125 Don't you remember me? 1020 00:56:22,875 --> 00:56:25,291 Of course I do, you're… 1021 00:56:25,375 --> 00:56:27,208 Shannon Earle! 1022 00:56:27,291 --> 00:56:29,583 Only now it's Shannon Earle Carlisle. 1023 00:56:30,375 --> 00:56:32,666 We went to Oxford together! 1024 00:56:32,750 --> 00:56:34,916 Oxford. Dear Oxford green. 1025 00:56:35,666 --> 00:56:37,625 Oh, it's Oxford blue. 1026 00:56:38,125 --> 00:56:40,083 I'm color blind. Driver! 1027 00:56:40,666 --> 00:56:43,166 You were in my Italian class. 1028 00:56:45,208 --> 00:56:49,333 Dolce & Gabbana. My car, now. 1029 00:56:49,416 --> 00:56:51,041 Take me to the palace. 1030 00:56:55,958 --> 00:56:57,291 [Reggie grunting] 1031 00:56:57,375 --> 00:56:58,541 [Stacy] Where am I? 1032 00:56:58,625 --> 00:57:00,333 -[Reggie] All right. -[Mindy] Blimey! 1033 00:57:00,416 --> 00:57:01,458 [Stacy] What is this place? 1034 00:57:01,541 --> 00:57:03,291 [Reggie] Mindy, help me out here, girl. 1035 00:57:03,375 --> 00:57:06,083 -[Stacy groaning] -[Reggie and Mindy grunting) 1036 00:57:12,500 --> 00:57:13,750 [Reggie] All right, come on. 1037 00:57:17,250 --> 00:57:19,708 Your royal suite, your Highnesty. 1038 00:57:19,791 --> 00:57:21,208 [in American accent] I'm telling you, 1039 00:57:21,291 --> 00:57:22,833 you kidnapped the wrong person. 1040 00:57:23,916 --> 00:57:26,541 -People are gonna be looking for me. -[Reggie] Yeah, yeah. All right. 1041 00:57:26,625 --> 00:57:28,916 -My husband is going to be looking for me. -[Reggie] Uh-huh. 1042 00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:30,250 [Stacy] You'll all go to prison! 1043 00:57:30,333 --> 00:57:31,500 "Your Highnesty?" 1044 00:57:31,583 --> 00:57:33,708 -Oh, shut up, Reggie. -[laughing] 1045 00:57:33,791 --> 00:57:35,750 Me? Your Highnesty. 1046 00:57:35,833 --> 00:57:37,833 [Reggie continues laughing] 1047 00:57:38,791 --> 00:57:39,791 [groans] 1048 00:57:46,125 --> 00:57:48,125 Meow! 1049 00:57:50,416 --> 00:57:51,291 [moans softly] 1050 00:58:03,583 --> 00:58:04,541 [moans] 1051 00:58:04,625 --> 00:58:06,250 Come to Mommy. 1052 00:58:09,666 --> 00:58:10,958 [coos] 1053 00:58:11,041 --> 00:58:13,416 -[door opens] -[Margaret] Stacy, I'm back! 1054 00:58:14,416 --> 00:58:17,333 -Who is it? -It's me, Margaret. 1055 00:58:34,041 --> 00:58:36,666 I had the most enchanting time of my life. 1056 00:58:38,083 --> 00:58:39,291 Oh, my… 1057 00:58:39,375 --> 00:58:42,333 Kevin is the most wonderful man in the world. 1058 00:58:43,875 --> 00:58:45,958 You were absolutely right. 1059 00:58:46,041 --> 00:58:48,458 All we needed was a little time together. 1060 00:58:49,833 --> 00:58:52,291 I've never been happier in my life. 1061 00:58:53,291 --> 00:58:56,375 And I owe it all to you, you darling girl. 1062 00:58:56,958 --> 00:58:58,958 Well, you and Olivia. 1063 00:58:59,041 --> 00:59:03,416 Oh, Stacy, I'm so glad you talked me into switching places. 1064 00:59:06,041 --> 00:59:06,916 Did… 1065 00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:11,875 Did I really have to talk you into switching places? 1066 00:59:12,541 --> 00:59:15,833 I was honestly terrified we wouldn't be able to pull it off again, 1067 00:59:16,583 --> 00:59:18,541 but apparently we did. 1068 00:59:20,166 --> 00:59:21,041 Apparently. 1069 00:59:22,041 --> 00:59:24,416 I hope the Christmas concert wasn't too much trouble. 1070 00:59:24,500 --> 00:59:26,291 I love a good concert. 1071 00:59:26,375 --> 00:59:29,708 Well, if you'll excuse me, I need to change for dinner. 1072 00:59:29,791 --> 00:59:31,375 I don't want to keep Kevin waiting. 1073 00:59:32,250 --> 00:59:34,375 By the way, your accent is much better. 1074 00:59:38,333 --> 00:59:39,541 Dinner with Kevin? 1075 00:59:40,375 --> 00:59:42,833 Aren't you the least bit concerned about Edward? 1076 00:59:44,291 --> 00:59:46,625 What has any of this got to do with Edward? 1077 00:59:47,250 --> 00:59:48,958 He is your husband after all. 1078 00:59:50,250 --> 00:59:51,083 Don't be silly. 1079 00:59:51,166 --> 00:59:52,083 Stacy. 1080 00:59:53,125 --> 00:59:55,708 You know how much I treasure our friendship, 1081 00:59:56,291 --> 00:59:59,625 but barging in here and going on about how you're planning to cheat on Edward. 1082 00:59:59,708 --> 01:00:00,708 Well... 1083 01:00:01,333 --> 01:00:02,708 I think you better go. 1084 01:00:03,958 --> 01:00:05,958 Stacy, the game is over. 1085 01:00:06,041 --> 01:00:09,541 I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. 1086 01:00:09,625 --> 01:00:13,000 This isn't funny. It's time to switch back. 1087 01:00:13,083 --> 01:00:16,416 I insist you take your leave at once. 1088 01:00:16,500 --> 01:00:18,166 You must be joking. 1089 01:00:18,250 --> 01:00:21,291 Or would you rather I call the guard and have you thrown out? 1090 01:00:25,041 --> 01:00:25,916 [sighs] 1091 01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:27,750 That won't be necessary. 1092 01:00:38,666 --> 01:00:39,708 [groans] 1093 01:00:43,625 --> 01:00:44,500 [thuds] 1094 01:00:44,583 --> 01:00:45,416 [grunts] 1095 01:00:47,291 --> 01:00:49,000 We are so screwed! 1096 01:00:49,083 --> 01:00:51,375 You're such a drama queen. 1097 01:00:51,458 --> 01:00:53,500 We grabbed the wrong Maggie. 1098 01:00:53,583 --> 01:00:57,041 This one's got free Wi-Fi and Taco Tuesdays. 1099 01:00:57,125 --> 01:00:58,625 Oh, and a cabana boy! 1100 01:00:58,708 --> 01:01:01,791 You're not going to need a cabana boy in prison. 1101 01:01:01,875 --> 01:01:04,708 So, would you two please stop talking and focus? 1102 01:01:04,791 --> 01:01:07,875 All right, Fi-Fi! There's no reason to get testy. 1103 01:01:07,958 --> 01:01:08,833 [huffs] 1104 01:01:08,916 --> 01:01:10,166 Really, Reggie? 1105 01:01:10,250 --> 01:01:11,666 Because I think there is. 1106 01:01:11,750 --> 01:01:13,750 I think there's a very big reason. 1107 01:01:13,833 --> 01:01:17,000 If your cousin's there, then who've we got in the basement? 1108 01:01:17,083 --> 01:01:19,625 Well, the look-alike from Belgravia. 1109 01:01:20,833 --> 01:01:23,166 She did say you grabbed the wrong person. 1110 01:01:23,750 --> 01:01:24,708 Me? 1111 01:01:25,291 --> 01:01:27,666 -So now it's my fault? -Well, it's not mine. 1112 01:01:27,750 --> 01:01:29,500 -[Reggie] It's not mine! -[Mindy] Yes, it is. 1113 01:01:29,583 --> 01:01:30,916 -[Reggie] I's not! -[Mindy] It is. 1114 01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:33,250 -No, it's not. I was following you! -It's 'cause you said-- 1115 01:01:33,333 --> 01:01:36,375 [grunts] We need a plan. 1116 01:01:36,458 --> 01:01:37,500 All right… 1117 01:01:39,375 --> 01:01:41,916 You said this was a get-in, get-out job, right? 1118 01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:42,833 So? 1119 01:01:42,916 --> 01:01:45,375 So all you have to do is get out faster. 1120 01:01:45,458 --> 01:01:49,166 Well, no can do. The coronation isn't till tomorrow. 1121 01:01:49,250 --> 01:01:51,041 So move it up to tonight. 1122 01:01:51,125 --> 01:01:53,458 And how am I supposed to do that? 1123 01:01:53,541 --> 01:01:56,375 Hello? You're going to be queen. 1124 01:01:56,458 --> 01:01:57,875 You make the rules. 1125 01:01:58,375 --> 01:02:00,791 I do, don't I? 1126 01:02:06,541 --> 01:02:07,625 Hmm. 1127 01:02:08,375 --> 01:02:10,958 But first I've got some dinner plans to cancel. 1128 01:02:21,416 --> 01:02:22,250 Darling! 1129 01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:25,791 -So glad your headache's better. -There's something I have to tell you. 1130 01:02:25,875 --> 01:02:27,291 [Edward] Let me go first. 1131 01:02:27,708 --> 01:02:28,541 [sighs] 1132 01:02:28,625 --> 01:02:31,458 I need to apologize if I've hovered too much, 1133 01:02:32,125 --> 01:02:36,416 you know, like a helicopter, circling about and buzzing all the while. 1134 01:02:37,916 --> 01:02:41,041 Why are you speaking with a different accent? 1135 01:02:41,125 --> 01:02:43,708 I'm not speaking with an accent. I'm Margaret. 1136 01:02:43,791 --> 01:02:44,750 [laughs] 1137 01:02:45,041 --> 01:02:45,916 Don't be silly. 1138 01:02:46,541 --> 01:02:48,916 Why won't anyone believe me? 1139 01:02:50,833 --> 01:02:51,916 -You're serious. -Yeah. 1140 01:02:52,416 --> 01:02:54,208 I've never been more serious in my life. 1141 01:02:55,750 --> 01:02:58,458 -But Stacy promised me that she'd never-- -It's my fault. 1142 01:02:58,541 --> 01:03:01,958 I needed time with Kevin and Stacy was only trying to help. 1143 01:03:03,041 --> 01:03:04,333 No one was supposed to know. 1144 01:03:04,958 --> 01:03:07,208 If no one's supposed to know, why are you telling me now? 1145 01:03:07,291 --> 01:03:09,125 There's been a bit of a snag. 1146 01:03:09,625 --> 01:03:12,583 Well, a rather major snag to be precise. 1147 01:03:13,208 --> 01:03:15,166 [Frank] Come on now, remember our chat. 1148 01:03:16,166 --> 01:03:18,500 -Twenty-five years-- -Come on, happy face. 1149 01:03:18,583 --> 01:03:20,208 Mrs. Donatelli? Are you all right? 1150 01:03:21,125 --> 01:03:22,000 No. 1151 01:03:23,041 --> 01:03:25,291 No, I am most certainly not all right. 1152 01:03:25,375 --> 01:03:27,500 The most awful thing has happened. 1153 01:03:27,583 --> 01:03:30,791 After 25 years of loyal service, Lady Margaret has… 1154 01:03:32,125 --> 01:03:33,625 Well, she's given me the boot. 1155 01:03:34,375 --> 01:03:36,333 She says that she doesn't need me anymore, 1156 01:03:36,416 --> 01:03:38,708 and she's moved the coronation up to tonight 1157 01:03:38,791 --> 01:03:41,000 so that she can spend Christmas with the orphans. 1158 01:03:41,083 --> 01:03:44,041 I would never fire you, Mrs. Donatelli, 1159 01:03:44,125 --> 01:03:46,791 and I certainly am not moving up my coronation. 1160 01:03:47,375 --> 01:03:48,208 [gasps] 1161 01:03:49,625 --> 01:03:50,458 Lady Margaret? 1162 01:03:51,625 --> 01:03:52,750 Oh. [laughs] 1163 01:03:53,416 --> 01:03:54,416 [sighs] Oh. 1164 01:03:55,625 --> 01:03:58,500 -And… he knows? -Yes. 1165 01:03:59,875 --> 01:04:01,791 -And you've not switched back yet? -No. 1166 01:04:01,875 --> 01:04:05,583 And I can assure you the woman upstairs in my suite is not Princess Stacy, 1167 01:04:05,666 --> 01:04:08,333 unless she's gone completely off her trolley. 1168 01:04:09,750 --> 01:04:11,583 Let me see if I follow this, so… 1169 01:04:12,375 --> 01:04:14,416 if the two of you haven't switched back 1170 01:04:15,333 --> 01:04:16,708 and this is Lady Margaret, 1171 01:04:17,458 --> 01:04:21,000 and if Lady Margaret upstairs isn't Stacy, 1172 01:04:22,250 --> 01:04:24,500 who's upstairs and where's my wife? 1173 01:04:25,250 --> 01:04:26,958 Off with their heads. 1174 01:04:27,041 --> 01:04:28,666 [laughs] 1175 01:04:29,291 --> 01:04:30,375 [knocking] 1176 01:04:30,458 --> 01:04:31,291 Who-- 1177 01:04:32,416 --> 01:04:34,291 -Who is it? -It's Kevin. 1178 01:04:43,541 --> 01:04:44,375 Come in. 1179 01:04:47,791 --> 01:04:49,625 I know, I'm kind of early but… 1180 01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:52,333 Oh! I can come back later if-- 1181 01:04:52,416 --> 01:04:54,166 No, Kevin, please stay. 1182 01:04:54,250 --> 01:04:56,458 There's something we need to discuss. 1183 01:04:57,208 --> 01:04:58,416 Yeah. Sure. 1184 01:04:59,291 --> 01:05:00,125 Everything okay? 1185 01:05:00,708 --> 01:05:02,291 I'm afraid it isn't. 1186 01:05:03,083 --> 01:05:04,041 [gasps] 1187 01:05:05,541 --> 01:05:08,791 The time we spent together today was truly magical. 1188 01:05:08,875 --> 01:05:10,291 Yeah, I thought so too. 1189 01:05:10,875 --> 01:05:12,333 But it isn't right. 1190 01:05:15,166 --> 01:05:17,708 Deep down, we both know it. 1191 01:05:18,500 --> 01:05:23,083 You need a wife and your darling little girl needs a mother. 1192 01:05:23,958 --> 01:05:26,875 Like it or not, I have a country to run. 1193 01:05:28,333 --> 01:05:31,791 And I can't be the wife and mother you both deserve. 1194 01:05:32,666 --> 01:05:33,500 That's not true. 1195 01:05:33,583 --> 01:05:35,666 Don't make this harder than it is. 1196 01:05:36,958 --> 01:05:39,750 -But you said-- -You must forget what I said. 1197 01:05:40,666 --> 01:05:43,041 I was emotional. I wasn't thinking. 1198 01:05:45,583 --> 01:05:47,083 Margaret, this isn't like you. 1199 01:05:49,250 --> 01:05:50,083 Please, 1200 01:05:50,666 --> 01:05:53,416 it's best for both of us if we end this now. 1201 01:05:57,125 --> 01:05:59,125 You and Olivia need to go home. 1202 01:06:00,916 --> 01:06:01,958 You really mean that? 1203 01:06:04,708 --> 01:06:05,833 Because if you do, 1204 01:06:07,041 --> 01:06:08,458 I'm not coming back… 1205 01:06:09,958 --> 01:06:10,791 ever. 1206 01:06:11,083 --> 01:06:13,375 [sighs] Goodbye, Kevin. 1207 01:06:32,125 --> 01:06:33,375 [chuckles] 1208 01:06:36,000 --> 01:06:36,833 Bye! 1209 01:06:44,833 --> 01:06:45,833 Hello? 1210 01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:49,208 Hello, can anyone hear me? 1211 01:06:51,125 --> 01:06:52,041 Hello! 1212 01:07:15,291 --> 01:07:18,000 I still don't understand what happened. 1213 01:07:20,750 --> 01:07:22,833 She changed her mind. That's all. 1214 01:07:25,375 --> 01:07:27,791 Are you sure she wasn't pranking you? 1215 01:07:27,875 --> 01:07:28,750 Liv… 1216 01:07:30,375 --> 01:07:32,708 I know how much you care about Margaret, 1217 01:07:33,583 --> 01:07:35,166 but it's time to let go. 1218 01:07:36,500 --> 01:07:37,500 For both of us. 1219 01:07:38,083 --> 01:07:39,916 -But, Daddy-- -Livvie… 1220 01:07:40,791 --> 01:07:41,708 let's go. 1221 01:07:43,041 --> 01:07:44,041 Come on. 1222 01:07:46,375 --> 01:07:47,416 Get in the car. 1223 01:07:57,333 --> 01:07:58,291 Airport, please. 1224 01:08:00,125 --> 01:08:01,041 Very good, sir. 1225 01:08:08,833 --> 01:08:10,708 After the concert what happened? 1226 01:08:10,791 --> 01:08:13,375 We were separated for a few minutes at the reception, 1227 01:08:13,875 --> 01:08:16,708 and then she returned to the palace in her limousine. 1228 01:08:16,791 --> 01:08:17,666 Without you? 1229 01:08:17,750 --> 01:08:21,000 I'd been informed that she'd already left. So I took a separate car. 1230 01:08:21,083 --> 01:08:24,541 So something must have happened after the concert and before you returned. 1231 01:08:26,291 --> 01:08:27,125 [gasps] 1232 01:08:27,416 --> 01:08:29,958 -The drink! -Ah-ha! So you were drinking! 1233 01:08:30,041 --> 01:08:32,250 Not me, you fool. 1234 01:08:32,916 --> 01:08:35,958 The man with your cousin Fiona… Reggie. 1235 01:08:36,041 --> 01:08:38,708 -He spilled a drink on your dress. -Stacy's dress. 1236 01:08:38,791 --> 01:08:43,000 Yes, and then Fiona's secretary took her to the ladies' room. 1237 01:08:43,083 --> 01:08:44,833 -Ah-ha! -What are you thinking, Frank? 1238 01:08:45,416 --> 01:08:48,083 I have absolutely no idea, sir. 1239 01:08:48,833 --> 01:08:49,958 I think I know. 1240 01:08:51,125 --> 01:08:53,083 They made the switch in the powder room. 1241 01:08:53,666 --> 01:08:56,083 They kidnapped Stacy because they thought it was me. 1242 01:08:56,875 --> 01:09:00,125 -So the woman upstairs is your cousin. -I wouldn't put it past her. 1243 01:09:00,208 --> 01:09:04,375 And underneath all that peroxide, there is a striking resemblance. 1244 01:09:04,458 --> 01:09:06,708 So if Fiona's associates took Stacy, 1245 01:09:07,666 --> 01:09:08,958 where would they go? 1246 01:09:09,041 --> 01:09:11,541 I'm guessing they're at her father's old estate. 1247 01:09:11,625 --> 01:09:13,500 It's less than an hour away from here. 1248 01:09:13,583 --> 01:09:16,125 Right. I'll get the car. 1249 01:09:16,208 --> 01:09:17,333 I'll deal with Fiona. 1250 01:09:17,416 --> 01:09:20,750 Well, I wouldn't confront her just yet. Not while they still have Stacy. 1251 01:09:20,833 --> 01:09:23,083 Right, then we'll come with you. 1252 01:09:23,833 --> 01:09:27,291 Notify Count Rossi of our suspicions and have him delay the coronation. 1253 01:09:27,375 --> 01:09:28,666 Right away, Your Highness. 1254 01:09:29,333 --> 01:09:30,166 Bingo. 1255 01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:36,333 I honestly don't understand the urgency. 1256 01:09:36,416 --> 01:09:38,500 Then I shall review it for you again. 1257 01:09:39,541 --> 01:09:43,916 I intend to spend Christmas with those poor, poor orphans at St. Matthew's. 1258 01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:45,666 Aren't the orphans at St. Michael's? 1259 01:09:46,833 --> 01:09:48,083 I am in charge 1260 01:09:48,166 --> 01:09:52,500 and you as my loyal subject must do precisely what I tell you to do. 1261 01:09:53,083 --> 01:09:53,916 [sighs] 1262 01:09:56,625 --> 01:09:57,458 I would… 1263 01:09:58,541 --> 01:10:00,333 if you were really Lady Margaret. 1264 01:10:01,708 --> 01:10:03,958 But you're not, are you? 1265 01:10:04,791 --> 01:10:06,916 How dare you question me! 1266 01:10:07,000 --> 01:10:08,208 You're Margaret's cousin. 1267 01:10:08,291 --> 01:10:09,291 [gasps] 1268 01:10:09,375 --> 01:10:11,666 -I'll have you arrested for treason. -I don't think you will 1269 01:10:11,750 --> 01:10:13,958 -because I can prove it. -I'm calling the guards! 1270 01:10:14,041 --> 01:10:16,166 All it takes is a close look at your hand. 1271 01:10:16,875 --> 01:10:18,500 The little tattoo on your pinkie… 1272 01:10:19,500 --> 01:10:21,500 you should take greater care to cover it up. 1273 01:10:26,458 --> 01:10:27,791 So now what? 1274 01:10:28,958 --> 01:10:30,625 I'm guessing you're after money. 1275 01:10:31,291 --> 01:10:35,208 You're not stupid enough to think that you can maintain this charade for long. 1276 01:10:36,625 --> 01:10:40,208 So you can either make me a partner in your little scheme 1277 01:10:41,125 --> 01:10:44,625 or be exposed as an impostor and a traitor. 1278 01:10:45,208 --> 01:10:47,875 You don't need my money. You're filthy rich. 1279 01:10:47,958 --> 01:10:51,458 My eldest brother inherited the majority of the family estate, 1280 01:10:51,958 --> 01:10:55,791 which left me with expensive tastes and a very small income. 1281 01:10:56,666 --> 01:10:57,583 [sighs] 1282 01:10:58,833 --> 01:11:00,166 What about Margaret? 1283 01:11:00,250 --> 01:11:02,625 Once you've gotten what you came for, 1284 01:11:02,708 --> 01:11:06,750 you'll vanish without a trace, which means Margaret never has to know anything. 1285 01:11:08,166 --> 01:11:10,708 I'll make sure the coronation happens tonight. 1286 01:11:11,500 --> 01:11:15,375 And afterwards, you'll meet with the Chancellor of the Exchequer 1287 01:11:15,458 --> 01:11:19,041 and make an incredibly generous donation to a fictitious charity 1288 01:11:19,125 --> 01:11:21,500 of which you are the Chief Financial Officer. 1289 01:11:22,333 --> 01:11:25,083 As soon as you write a check to me for my services, 1290 01:11:25,166 --> 01:11:27,500 I'll arrange for your discreet departure. 1291 01:11:28,708 --> 01:11:31,000 You can do whatever you like with the rest of the money. 1292 01:11:36,541 --> 01:11:38,416 When we arrive, everyone keep alert. 1293 01:11:38,500 --> 01:11:40,500 There's no telling what we'll find when we get there. 1294 01:11:40,583 --> 01:11:44,541 Mm-hmm. And it's a good thing that these are registered weapons. 1295 01:11:44,625 --> 01:11:46,875 -Frank! Hands on the wheel! -All right! 1296 01:11:52,833 --> 01:11:54,000 [hums softly] 1297 01:11:56,416 --> 01:11:59,000 Your dinner is served. 1298 01:12:01,666 --> 01:12:02,666 Hello? 1299 01:12:05,208 --> 01:12:07,125 Your Highnesty? 1300 01:12:08,166 --> 01:12:09,916 Hello? 1301 01:12:13,083 --> 01:12:16,125 You playing hide and seek? 1302 01:12:18,958 --> 01:12:20,416 You are! 1303 01:12:21,250 --> 01:12:22,333 [Stacy grunts] 1304 01:12:23,541 --> 01:12:26,458 [screaming] 1305 01:12:26,541 --> 01:12:27,958 [grunts] 1306 01:12:28,041 --> 01:12:29,166 [Reggie whimpers] 1307 01:12:31,875 --> 01:12:34,958 [gasping] 1308 01:12:36,833 --> 01:12:37,666 [Reggie] Oy! 1309 01:12:38,250 --> 01:12:40,375 Oy! Come here! 1310 01:12:40,458 --> 01:12:42,666 -[Stacy panting] -[Reggie grunting] 1311 01:12:44,791 --> 01:12:46,000 Oh my God. 1312 01:12:46,083 --> 01:12:47,250 [Stacy grunts] 1313 01:12:47,333 --> 01:12:49,541 [Reggie yelling] 1314 01:12:57,166 --> 01:12:58,125 Is anyone there? 1315 01:12:58,750 --> 01:13:01,250 [Reggie] Mindy! Get her! 1316 01:13:01,333 --> 01:13:03,166 Where do you think you're going? Oh! 1317 01:13:03,250 --> 01:13:04,833 [screaming] 1318 01:13:09,791 --> 01:13:11,458 [Mindy] Help! Help me, Reggie. 1319 01:13:12,416 --> 01:13:16,333 [pounding] Reggie, get me out of here. Get me out of here. Reggie! 1320 01:13:17,625 --> 01:13:18,708 Oh! Whoa! Oh! 1321 01:13:18,791 --> 01:13:20,125 -Sir… -[Margaret] Oh dear, Edward! 1322 01:13:20,208 --> 01:13:22,125 Stacy? Can you hear me? 1323 01:13:22,208 --> 01:13:23,666 [panting] 1324 01:13:23,750 --> 01:13:24,791 -[Edward] Stacy? -Thank God. 1325 01:13:24,875 --> 01:13:25,750 Come here! 1326 01:13:27,666 --> 01:13:28,541 [screaming] 1327 01:13:28,625 --> 01:13:30,666 They're over there! Go! 1328 01:13:31,875 --> 01:13:35,208 -Call the police! Frank, you're with me! -Always, sir. Always! 1329 01:13:35,291 --> 01:13:37,083 -[Stacy grunts] -[Edward] Get away from her! 1330 01:13:40,166 --> 01:13:41,000 [hollers] 1331 01:13:41,666 --> 01:13:42,541 [grunts] 1332 01:13:42,625 --> 01:13:45,458 [groaning] 1333 01:13:47,125 --> 01:13:48,500 [Stacy and Edward gasp] 1334 01:13:48,583 --> 01:13:49,833 [Stacy] Oh! 1335 01:13:50,083 --> 01:13:53,083 I'm so sorry. I should have told you everything. 1336 01:13:53,166 --> 01:13:55,416 As long as you're all right, that's all that matters. 1337 01:13:55,500 --> 01:13:59,458 I promise you I will never make you feel like I'm too busy for you ever again. 1338 01:13:59,541 --> 01:14:02,708 And I promise I will never hover like a helicopter again. 1339 01:14:02,791 --> 01:14:03,875 Wait, what? 1340 01:14:03,958 --> 01:14:05,083 -It doesn't matter. -Okay. 1341 01:14:08,083 --> 01:14:09,208 Margaret-- 1342 01:14:09,291 --> 01:14:10,208 [grunts] 1343 01:14:11,291 --> 01:14:14,000 [clears throat] I'm so terribly sorry to interrupt, Your Graces, 1344 01:14:14,083 --> 01:14:16,166 but Fiona is headed to the cathedral. 1345 01:14:16,250 --> 01:14:17,416 Right, let's go. 1346 01:14:21,791 --> 01:14:26,541 -[organ music playing] -[voices murmuring] 1347 01:14:26,625 --> 01:14:28,583 [archbishop] This is highly irregular. 1348 01:14:29,333 --> 01:14:32,500 The coronation is scheduled for tomorrow on Christmas Day. 1349 01:14:32,583 --> 01:14:35,500 But I'm going to be at St. Michael's on Christmas Day. 1350 01:14:36,250 --> 01:14:37,875 I've promised the orphans. 1351 01:14:37,958 --> 01:14:40,000 I thought the orphans were at St. Matthew's. 1352 01:14:41,333 --> 01:14:44,166 It's a world tour of orphans. 1353 01:14:44,250 --> 01:14:46,500 [Antonio] It may be an unusual request, Your Excellency, 1354 01:14:46,583 --> 01:14:48,708 but there's nothing in canon or civil law 1355 01:14:48,791 --> 01:14:52,791 that prevents an heir apparent from selecting the date of the coronation. 1356 01:14:52,875 --> 01:14:54,208 -[door opens] -I know the law, sir, 1357 01:14:54,291 --> 01:14:57,458 and it clearly states that a representative of the civil government 1358 01:14:57,541 --> 01:14:59,833 must be in attendance when a new monarch is crowned. 1359 01:14:59,916 --> 01:15:02,041 I spoke to the Prime Minister an hour ago. 1360 01:15:02,708 --> 01:15:04,291 And here she is now. 1361 01:15:08,458 --> 01:15:09,583 I see. 1362 01:15:10,458 --> 01:15:12,250 We'll need some time to prepare. 1363 01:15:24,625 --> 01:15:26,833 Wait a second, wasn't that the turnoff for the airport? 1364 01:15:26,916 --> 01:15:31,416 It was, but the bridge got washed away six months ago. 1365 01:15:31,500 --> 01:15:32,750 Terrible flood. 1366 01:15:32,833 --> 01:15:34,833 A flood? In June? 1367 01:15:34,916 --> 01:15:37,416 Summer storms can be so unpredictable. 1368 01:15:38,000 --> 01:15:41,833 -As long as we don't miss our flight, man. -We wouldn't want that. 1369 01:15:42,958 --> 01:15:45,208 Is Your Majesty willing and able 1370 01:15:45,291 --> 01:15:48,791 to take this sacred oath to uphold the laws and customs 1371 01:15:48,875 --> 01:15:51,125 of the Sovereign Nation of Montenaro? 1372 01:15:51,208 --> 01:15:52,500 Yes, I am. 1373 01:15:54,250 --> 01:15:55,500 Willing and able. 1374 01:15:56,041 --> 01:15:57,791 Then repeat after me. 1375 01:15:58,541 --> 01:16:01,375 I, Margaret Katherine Claire Delacourt… 1376 01:16:01,958 --> 01:16:04,041 I, Margaret Clara Karen-- 1377 01:16:04,125 --> 01:16:06,166 Margaret Katherine Claire. 1378 01:16:06,791 --> 01:16:09,208 I, Margaret Katherine Claire… 1379 01:16:10,083 --> 01:16:12,375 -Dela-- -Delacourt, right. 1380 01:16:13,708 --> 01:16:16,500 I, Margaret Katherine Claire Delacourt-- 1381 01:16:16,583 --> 01:16:19,875 I command you to stop these proceedings at once. 1382 01:16:22,458 --> 01:16:25,000 Oh, dear Lord. There are three of them. 1383 01:16:25,083 --> 01:16:26,666 No, Your Eminence. 1384 01:16:26,750 --> 01:16:29,541 There is only one Margaret Delacourt and I am she. 1385 01:16:30,125 --> 01:16:33,125 The woman you were about to crown as your queen is an impostor. 1386 01:16:34,166 --> 01:16:35,666 Antonio, tell them. 1387 01:16:37,125 --> 01:16:39,875 Guards, arrest this woman at once for treason. 1388 01:16:39,958 --> 01:16:41,000 Antonio, it's me. 1389 01:16:42,500 --> 01:16:43,666 Don't you dare! 1390 01:16:44,208 --> 01:16:45,041 And you are? 1391 01:16:45,125 --> 01:16:49,041 I'm Princess Stacy Juliette De Novo Wyndham of Belgravia. 1392 01:16:49,666 --> 01:16:52,250 Fiona kidnapped me thinking I was Margaret, 1393 01:16:52,333 --> 01:16:55,208 but I wasn't Margaret because Margaret and I switched places. 1394 01:16:55,291 --> 01:16:56,958 I'm very confused. 1395 01:16:57,041 --> 01:16:59,625 I understand exactly how you feel, Your Eminence, 1396 01:17:00,208 --> 01:17:02,000 but it seems the woman you're about to crown 1397 01:17:02,083 --> 01:17:04,375 is actually Lady Margaret's cousin. 1398 01:17:05,500 --> 01:17:06,583 Is this true? 1399 01:17:08,208 --> 01:17:09,958 Fiona, it's over. 1400 01:17:10,500 --> 01:17:14,166 -Reggie and Mindy are in police custody. -They confessed to everything. 1401 01:17:14,250 --> 01:17:15,166 [sighs] 1402 01:17:16,250 --> 01:17:17,916 Oh, all right, it's me, 1403 01:17:18,500 --> 01:17:22,458 but I didn't want to go through with it. That freak Antonio made me do it. 1404 01:17:23,583 --> 01:17:24,750 [chuckles] 1405 01:17:24,833 --> 01:17:26,916 Margaret, she's lying. 1406 01:17:27,416 --> 01:17:29,666 You were ready to throw me in prison. 1407 01:17:31,041 --> 01:17:32,916 Look, if you'll only just listen to me-- 1408 01:17:33,000 --> 01:17:34,250 I've listened long enough. 1409 01:17:35,000 --> 01:17:38,875 You almost had me convinced that I wasn't ready to rule on my own, 1410 01:17:39,625 --> 01:17:43,458 but the fact is I've never been more ready for anything in my life. 1411 01:17:44,250 --> 01:17:45,791 I love Montenaro. 1412 01:17:45,875 --> 01:17:49,125 I love its people and I've learned everything I can about them 1413 01:17:49,208 --> 01:17:52,708 for the past six months, so I can serve them to the best of my ability. 1414 01:17:53,333 --> 01:17:54,916 You don't know how to command. 1415 01:17:56,333 --> 01:17:57,291 Watch this. 1416 01:17:57,375 --> 01:18:01,166 Arrest him and take him to the dungeon. 1417 01:18:07,458 --> 01:18:08,833 I bet that felt good. 1418 01:18:09,583 --> 01:18:10,958 You have no idea. 1419 01:18:11,041 --> 01:18:11,958 [door opens] 1420 01:18:13,291 --> 01:18:14,333 [door closes] 1421 01:18:14,416 --> 01:18:16,833 One tiny teeny little question. 1422 01:18:17,375 --> 01:18:21,750 Since I technically didn't kidnap you, am I really guilty? 1423 01:18:22,791 --> 01:18:23,791 -Yes. -Yes. 1424 01:18:23,875 --> 01:18:27,708 But, Maggie Moo, it's Christmas and I'm your cuzzy. 1425 01:18:27,791 --> 01:18:30,375 Are you kidding? You committed treason! 1426 01:18:30,458 --> 01:18:32,166 Well, I didn't mean to. 1427 01:18:33,125 --> 01:18:34,000 [scoffs] 1428 01:18:34,083 --> 01:18:36,375 You know, it's always been hard for me, 1429 01:18:36,458 --> 01:18:38,791 growing up with parents who despised me. 1430 01:18:38,875 --> 01:18:41,250 They didn't despise you. 1431 01:18:43,625 --> 01:18:46,666 The truth is I've always wanted to be you. 1432 01:18:47,291 --> 01:18:49,125 I just got carried away this time. 1433 01:18:50,333 --> 01:18:52,833 But I could never be half of what you are. 1434 01:18:54,208 --> 01:18:58,916 You were born to be queen, even though you didn't realize until now. 1435 01:18:59,958 --> 01:19:01,958 I owe you an apology, Moo. 1436 01:19:02,041 --> 01:19:04,833 I behaved abominably. I'm sorry. 1437 01:19:05,708 --> 01:19:08,416 You're the only real family I've ever had. 1438 01:19:09,833 --> 01:19:11,458 The only one who truly cares. 1439 01:19:11,541 --> 01:19:14,166 Poor, poor girl. 1440 01:19:15,041 --> 01:19:16,708 -Oh, please. -[Frank] What? 1441 01:19:18,000 --> 01:19:21,416 I suppose I could ask the judge for a reduced sentence. 1442 01:19:21,500 --> 01:19:22,750 [Stacy] Are you sure about that? 1443 01:19:23,333 --> 01:19:27,083 Along with supervised community service for many, many years. 1444 01:19:27,166 --> 01:19:28,750 [archbishop] I hate to interrupt, 1445 01:19:28,833 --> 01:19:31,583 but are we proceeding with the coronation? 1446 01:19:31,666 --> 01:19:35,291 The coronation will proceed on Christmas Day as scheduled. 1447 01:19:35,875 --> 01:19:39,625 Now if you all will excuse me, I really must call Kevin. 1448 01:19:39,708 --> 01:19:41,625 We were supposed to have dinner hours ago. 1449 01:19:41,708 --> 01:19:43,125 [Fiona] About Kevin… 1450 01:19:43,208 --> 01:19:44,666 What about Kevin? 1451 01:19:44,750 --> 01:19:47,541 He would have found me out, so I had to send him packing. 1452 01:19:47,625 --> 01:19:48,625 [Edward] Oh, dear. 1453 01:19:49,083 --> 01:19:50,291 Dear… -[text keys clicking] 1454 01:19:53,000 --> 01:19:54,083 No, he's not answering. 1455 01:19:54,166 --> 01:19:57,916 I'm guessing he's on his way to the airport with that small person. 1456 01:19:58,000 --> 01:19:59,291 His daughter? 1457 01:19:59,375 --> 01:20:00,916 He mentioned an Octavia. 1458 01:20:01,583 --> 01:20:02,958 You mean Olivia? 1459 01:20:03,041 --> 01:20:04,583 That's what I said. 1460 01:20:05,625 --> 01:20:06,583 Frank, get the car. 1461 01:20:06,666 --> 01:20:07,958 At the double, sir. 1462 01:20:27,541 --> 01:20:28,750 Keep the change, man. 1463 01:20:28,833 --> 01:20:30,083 Don't worry, sir. 1464 01:20:31,125 --> 01:20:34,083 Everything's gonna be all right. I guarantee it. 1465 01:20:34,833 --> 01:20:36,583 Yeah. Thanks. 1466 01:20:40,833 --> 01:20:41,750 [car door shuts] 1467 01:20:53,458 --> 01:20:57,000 It can't be. No. It can't. It can't. 1468 01:20:57,083 --> 01:21:01,875 [man on PA] This is the final boarding call for Monten-air flight 201 to Chicago. 1469 01:21:01,958 --> 01:21:03,833 That's us. Come on. Excuse me, sorry. 1470 01:21:09,916 --> 01:21:11,416 [Edward] Wait here, Frank. 1471 01:21:14,500 --> 01:21:16,125 Right, let's go. Right. 1472 01:21:25,833 --> 01:21:27,333 Looks like we made it on time. 1473 01:21:27,416 --> 01:21:28,333 [Olivia] Mm-hmm. 1474 01:21:29,875 --> 01:21:30,708 [Margaret] Kevin! 1475 01:21:33,375 --> 01:21:34,208 Kevin. 1476 01:21:35,458 --> 01:21:36,541 Come on. 1477 01:21:37,375 --> 01:21:38,333 Kevin! 1478 01:21:39,791 --> 01:21:43,583 Kevin, please don't leave. I can explain everything. 1479 01:21:44,958 --> 01:21:47,750 You look like Stacy but you sound like Margaret. 1480 01:21:47,833 --> 01:21:49,541 Well, because I am Margaret. 1481 01:21:50,041 --> 01:21:51,375 We never switched back. 1482 01:21:51,458 --> 01:21:52,291 Oh. 1483 01:21:53,625 --> 01:21:54,916 Why are you dressed like that? 1484 01:21:55,000 --> 01:21:57,291 Fiona kidnapped me and took Margaret's place. 1485 01:21:57,791 --> 01:21:58,625 Right… 1486 01:21:58,708 --> 01:22:00,166 Don't you get it? 1487 01:22:01,125 --> 01:22:04,375 It wasn't Margaret who told you to leave. It was Fiona. 1488 01:22:04,458 --> 01:22:05,541 [Kevin] Is that true? 1489 01:22:06,250 --> 01:22:08,125 Nothing has ever been more true. 1490 01:22:10,083 --> 01:22:12,458 I can't imagine my life without you. 1491 01:22:13,041 --> 01:22:14,833 I can't imagine my life without you. 1492 01:22:15,541 --> 01:22:18,041 Well, then… 1493 01:22:19,458 --> 01:22:20,583 Marry me? 1494 01:22:21,416 --> 01:22:23,666 That's what I was gonna ask you last summer. 1495 01:22:23,750 --> 01:22:25,125 -[Edward gasps, chuckles] -Wait. 1496 01:22:25,625 --> 01:22:26,458 [laughs] 1497 01:22:27,875 --> 01:22:29,750 Would someone say yes, please? 1498 01:22:29,833 --> 01:22:31,083 [chuckles] 1499 01:22:31,166 --> 01:22:32,083 -Yes. -Yes. 1500 01:22:46,125 --> 01:22:47,208 Thank you. 1501 01:22:47,291 --> 01:22:50,541 Why don't we make this official right now? 1502 01:22:51,041 --> 01:22:52,916 [laughing] 1503 01:22:53,625 --> 01:22:55,125 Oh, that's what I love about you. 1504 01:22:57,000 --> 01:22:58,250 Be right back. 1505 01:23:00,125 --> 01:23:02,208 [clears throat] Excuse me. 1506 01:23:02,750 --> 01:23:05,666 If it wouldn't be too much of a bother, we'd like to be married. 1507 01:23:05,750 --> 01:23:08,125 What, here, now? 1508 01:23:09,458 --> 01:23:10,375 Aren't you… 1509 01:23:10,458 --> 01:23:12,625 Margaret Delacourt, the future queen. Yes. 1510 01:23:13,416 --> 01:23:14,916 This is my fiancé, Kevin. 1511 01:23:15,000 --> 01:23:17,916 Well, my flight boards in five minutes. 1512 01:23:18,000 --> 01:23:20,916 I'm sure they'll hold your flight for a royal wedding. 1513 01:23:21,458 --> 01:23:23,125 An abridged version would be fine. 1514 01:23:23,666 --> 01:23:26,375 -I wouldn't want to impose. -Are you sure about this? 1515 01:23:26,458 --> 01:23:28,416 Real sure. Come on. 1516 01:23:29,125 --> 01:23:30,375 All right. 1517 01:23:30,458 --> 01:23:31,541 [priest clears throat] 1518 01:23:35,083 --> 01:23:35,916 Perfect. 1519 01:23:37,041 --> 01:23:40,125 Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today in the sight-- 1520 01:23:40,208 --> 01:23:44,000 [man on PA] Monten-air Flight 507, nonstop service to London Heathrow, 1521 01:23:44,083 --> 01:23:46,583 is now ready for boarding at Gate 58. 1522 01:23:46,666 --> 01:23:47,791 That's my flight. 1523 01:23:47,875 --> 01:23:49,708 Just cut to the chase. 1524 01:23:51,125 --> 01:23:52,666 Have you prepared your vows? 1525 01:23:55,083 --> 01:23:56,416 I think we can wing it. 1526 01:24:00,375 --> 01:24:03,875 I promise to walk by your side forever… 1527 01:24:05,375 --> 01:24:08,291 to love and support you in everything that you do. 1528 01:24:09,833 --> 01:24:12,875 And maybe someday teach you how to make a hot chocolate. 1529 01:24:12,958 --> 01:24:14,625 [all laugh] 1530 01:24:18,250 --> 01:24:19,333 I love you, Margaret. 1531 01:24:20,583 --> 01:24:23,083 I always have and I always will. 1532 01:24:24,208 --> 01:24:25,083 I love you too. 1533 01:24:31,750 --> 01:24:36,000 Dearest Kevin, I wish I could promise you the world, 1534 01:24:36,875 --> 01:24:38,583 but the world is not mine to give. 1535 01:24:39,750 --> 01:24:41,625 What I can promise you 1536 01:24:41,708 --> 01:24:42,750 is my world 1537 01:24:43,625 --> 01:24:45,875 because it would be empty without you. 1538 01:24:47,583 --> 01:24:51,583 [crowd applauding] 1539 01:24:53,958 --> 01:24:55,583 I don't suppose you have a ring. 1540 01:24:55,666 --> 01:24:58,625 -[laughs] Oh. -I bought it last summer. 1541 01:24:58,708 --> 01:25:00,000 [crowd] Aw. 1542 01:25:05,625 --> 01:25:07,625 [crowd gasping] 1543 01:25:08,416 --> 01:25:09,750 It's beautiful. 1544 01:25:09,833 --> 01:25:13,541 Do you, Kevin, take Margaret to be your lawful wedded wife? 1545 01:25:16,333 --> 01:25:17,166 Oh, yeah. 1546 01:25:17,250 --> 01:25:18,083 [laughs] 1547 01:25:19,375 --> 01:25:23,666 Do you, Margaret, take Kevin to be your lawful wedded husband? 1548 01:25:23,750 --> 01:25:25,750 I absolutely do. 1549 01:25:28,041 --> 01:25:31,291 What God has brought together, let no man put asunder-- 1550 01:25:31,375 --> 01:25:35,250 [man on PA] This is the final boarding call for Monten-air Flight 507, 1551 01:25:35,333 --> 01:25:37,208 nonstop service to London Heathrow. 1552 01:25:37,291 --> 01:25:41,750 All ticketed passengers should proceed immediately to Gate 58. 1553 01:25:41,833 --> 01:25:45,375 I now pronounce you man and wife. Now I am out of here! 1554 01:25:45,458 --> 01:25:46,666 [crowd applauding] 1555 01:25:46,750 --> 01:25:49,208 Oh! You may now kiss the bride. 1556 01:25:49,833 --> 01:25:50,666 Come here. 1557 01:25:50,750 --> 01:25:54,166 [crowd cheering, clamoring] 1558 01:25:54,250 --> 01:25:57,083 [whooping, laughing] 1559 01:26:00,250 --> 01:26:01,583 Oh! 1560 01:26:04,916 --> 01:26:07,625 -And she just so happens to be a queen. -Oh, yeah. 1561 01:26:22,083 --> 01:26:25,208 {\an8}[cathedral bells tolling] 1562 01:26:25,291 --> 01:26:26,416 {\an8}[knocking] 1563 01:26:33,416 --> 01:26:36,083 -The clerk says it's time. -Oh, she's almost ready. 1564 01:26:36,166 --> 01:26:37,291 I'll tell him. 1565 01:26:37,375 --> 01:26:38,250 Edward. 1566 01:26:39,541 --> 01:26:43,208 I know our first two years together have been kind of crazy. 1567 01:26:43,833 --> 01:26:46,250 I already told you, you don't need to apologize. 1568 01:26:47,208 --> 01:26:49,916 It's more of an explanation than an apology. 1569 01:26:50,875 --> 01:26:53,958 I wanted so badly to be the perfect princess 1570 01:26:54,041 --> 01:26:56,666 and do everything right that… 1571 01:26:57,708 --> 01:26:59,583 I forgot about what's important. 1572 01:27:00,166 --> 01:27:01,375 And what's that? 1573 01:27:02,125 --> 01:27:03,458 It's you and me. 1574 01:27:04,333 --> 01:27:08,208 And maybe one day our very own little prince or princess. 1575 01:27:13,041 --> 01:27:14,333 I'd like that very much. 1576 01:27:23,250 --> 01:27:24,166 [clears throat] 1577 01:27:25,250 --> 01:27:26,791 We really have to start. 1578 01:27:27,875 --> 01:27:28,750 Give us a minute. 1579 01:27:37,500 --> 01:27:42,958 [playing fanfare] 1580 01:27:49,500 --> 01:27:53,625 ["Zadok the Priest" playing] 1581 01:28:18,666 --> 01:28:24,916 ♪ Zadok the Priest ♪ 1582 01:28:25,875 --> 01:28:32,875 ♪ And Nathan the Prophet ♪ 1583 01:28:33,750 --> 01:28:35,583 ♪ Anointed... ♪ 1584 01:28:35,666 --> 01:28:36,500 [sighs] 1585 01:28:38,291 --> 01:28:43,750 ♪ Solomon ♪ 1586 01:28:43,833 --> 01:28:46,791 ♪ King ♪ 1587 01:28:49,416 --> 01:28:50,458 [music ends] 1588 01:28:50,541 --> 01:28:54,208 Is Your Majesty willing and able to take the sacred oath 1589 01:28:54,291 --> 01:28:58,291 to uphold the laws and customs of the Sovereign Nation of Montenaro 1590 01:28:58,375 --> 01:29:02,083 and to protect her against enemies without and within? 1591 01:29:02,166 --> 01:29:03,583 [Margaret] I'm willing and able. 1592 01:29:04,375 --> 01:29:05,875 Then repeat after me. 1593 01:29:07,291 --> 01:29:10,875 I, Margaret Katherine Claire Delacourt… 1594 01:29:10,958 --> 01:29:14,333 I, Margaret Katherine Claire Delacourt… 1595 01:29:14,416 --> 01:29:20,208 …will rule with compassion, extending justice and mercy to all my people. 1596 01:29:20,291 --> 01:29:26,541 …will rule with compassion, extending justice and mercy to all my people. 1597 01:29:36,833 --> 01:29:39,000 All this I have promised 1598 01:29:39,083 --> 01:29:44,333 I will perform as champion of my beloved country and her people. 1599 01:29:56,833 --> 01:29:59,291 In accordance with law and custom, 1600 01:29:59,375 --> 01:30:06,250 I crown you Margaret Katherine Claire Delacourt, Queen of Montenaro. 1601 01:30:11,041 --> 01:30:12,416 Long live the Queen. 1602 01:30:12,500 --> 01:30:14,541 Long live the Queen! 1603 01:30:14,625 --> 01:30:16,625 ["Under the Tree" playing] 1604 01:30:18,458 --> 01:30:21,000 ♪ Snowflakes are fallin' The mistletoe's callin' ♪ 1605 01:30:21,083 --> 01:30:23,875 ♪ There's flour all over the kitchen ♪ 1606 01:30:24,708 --> 01:30:27,458 ♪ Candles are burnin' Old records are turnin' ♪ 1607 01:30:27,541 --> 01:30:29,750 ♪ But you make it so hard to listen... ♪ 1608 01:30:30,541 --> 01:30:31,625 Your Majesty. 1609 01:30:33,083 --> 01:30:36,125 ♪ Candy cane kisses onto my cheek ♪ 1610 01:30:36,208 --> 01:30:41,250 ♪ Darling, you're making my December So sweet ♪ 1611 01:30:42,208 --> 01:30:47,916 ♪ Santa can fly on by our roof This Christmas ♪ 1612 01:30:48,625 --> 01:30:53,166 ♪ Rudolph can run Right to the next chimney ♪ 1613 01:30:54,500 --> 01:31:00,541 ♪ No, I won't cry If I don't get any presents ♪ 1614 01:31:00,625 --> 01:31:05,208 ♪ 'Cause I've got all I need ♪ 1615 01:31:05,916 --> 01:31:08,750 ♪ With you under the tree... ♪ 1616 01:31:08,833 --> 01:31:11,416 [all cheering] 1617 01:31:12,125 --> 01:31:17,416 ♪ With you under the tree... ♪ 1618 01:31:18,416 --> 01:31:19,250 Whoo! 1619 01:31:19,750 --> 01:31:22,583 ♪ Church bells are ringing The children are singing ♪ 1620 01:31:22,666 --> 01:31:25,375 ♪ The lights sparkle over the city ♪ 1621 01:31:25,958 --> 01:31:29,125 ♪ My only desire's Right here by the fire ♪ 1622 01:31:29,208 --> 01:31:32,666 ♪ I know that nothing is missing ♪ 1623 01:31:32,750 --> 01:31:38,458 ♪ So Santa can fly on by our roof This Christmas ♪ 1624 01:31:39,083 --> 01:31:43,791 ♪ Rudolph can run Right to the next chimney ♪ 1625 01:31:44,875 --> 01:31:51,083 ♪ Oh, I won't cry If I don't get any presents ♪ 1626 01:31:51,166 --> 01:31:55,958 ♪ 'Cause I've got all I need ♪ 1627 01:31:56,666 --> 01:32:02,333 ♪ With you under the tree ♪ 1628 01:32:03,041 --> 01:32:08,500 ♪ With you under the tree ♪ 1629 01:32:22,791 --> 01:32:25,375 ♪ I'm right where I want to be ♪ 1630 01:32:25,458 --> 01:32:28,458 {\an8}♪ I got my wish this Christmas Eve ♪ 1631 01:32:28,541 --> 01:32:34,000 {\an8}♪ Darling, you're making my December So sweet ♪ 1632 01:32:34,666 --> 01:32:40,375 ♪ Santa can fly on by our roof This Christmas ♪ 1633 01:32:40,875 --> 01:32:46,500 ♪ Rudolph can run Right to the next chimney ♪ 1634 01:32:46,583 --> 01:32:52,416 ♪ No, no, no, I won't cry If I don't get any presents ♪ 1635 01:32:53,083 --> 01:32:57,875 ♪ 'Cause I've got all I need ♪ 1636 01:32:57,958 --> 01:33:04,000 ♪ Oh, yeah, baby I've got all I need ♪ 1637 01:33:04,416 --> 01:33:09,875 ♪ With you under the tree ♪ 1638 01:33:10,541 --> 01:33:16,125 ♪ With you under the tree ♪ 1639 01:33:16,708 --> 01:33:22,041 ♪ With you under the tree ♪ 1640 01:33:22,916 --> 01:33:26,708 ♪ With you under the tree ♪ 1641 01:33:37,000 --> 01:33:39,625 ["Thank God It's Christmas" playing] 1642 01:33:39,708 --> 01:33:42,083 ♪ Doo doo doo-doo Doo-doo doo ♪ 1643 01:33:42,166 --> 01:33:43,625 ♪ Oh, baby ♪ 1644 01:33:44,666 --> 01:33:47,625 [group whistling melody] 1645 01:33:48,500 --> 01:33:49,958 ♪ Feelin' naughty and nice ♪ 1646 01:33:50,041 --> 01:33:53,708 ♪ Either way it feels right When you're sitting next to me ♪ 1647 01:33:54,166 --> 01:33:57,000 ♪ By the fire at night Light a candle, mulled wine ♪ 1648 01:33:57,083 --> 01:33:59,333 ♪ And our cups for a little treat ♪ 1649 01:33:59,791 --> 01:34:02,541 ♪ Could be stormy outside But with you I don't mind.♪ 1650 01:34:02,625 --> 01:34:05,041 ♪ Baby, you bring the best in me ♪ 1651 01:34:05,500 --> 01:34:08,375 ♪ You make Santa sound boring Rather stay up exploring ♪ 1652 01:34:08,458 --> 01:34:10,500 ♪ The gift that you got for me ♪ 1653 01:34:10,583 --> 01:34:12,583 ♪ Thank God it's Christmas ♪ 1654 01:34:13,375 --> 01:34:15,083 ♪ Best time of year ♪ 1655 01:34:16,166 --> 01:34:18,208 ♪ Thank God it's Christmas ♪ 1656 01:34:18,291 --> 01:34:20,666 ♪ So glad that you are here ♪ 1657 01:34:21,833 --> 01:34:23,875 ♪ Don't need no presents ♪ 1658 01:34:24,625 --> 01:34:26,375 ♪ Under my tree ♪ 1659 01:34:27,375 --> 01:34:29,500 ♪ 'Cause it's always Christmas ♪ 1660 01:34:29,583 --> 01:34:31,916 ♪ When you're right here with me ♪ 1661 01:34:33,500 --> 01:34:35,958 ♪ Doo doo doo-doo Doo-doo doo ♪ 1662 01:34:36,291 --> 01:34:38,583 ♪ Doo doo doo-doo Doo-doo doo ♪ 1663 01:34:38,666 --> 01:34:39,958 ♪ Oh, baby ♪ 1664 01:34:40,916 --> 01:34:43,250 ♪ When you're right here with me ♪ 1665 01:34:44,791 --> 01:34:47,250 ♪ Doo doo doo-doo Doo-doo doo ♪ 1666 01:34:47,333 --> 01:34:49,833 ♪ Doo doo-doo doo-doo Doo-doo doo ♪ 1667 01:34:49,916 --> 01:34:51,291 ♪ Oh, baby ♪ 1668 01:34:52,208 --> 01:34:54,458 ♪ When you're right here with me ♪ 1669 01:34:56,291 --> 01:34:59,125 ♪ Keep me warm by your side And we'll pass the time by ♪ 1670 01:34:59,208 --> 01:35:01,583 ♪ Eating cookies by candlelight ♪ 1671 01:35:02,041 --> 01:35:04,750 ♪ It's a wonderful life You're the angel of mine ♪ 1672 01:35:04,833 --> 01:35:07,208 ♪ All my dreams coming true tonight ♪ 1673 01:35:08,083 --> 01:35:11,333 ♪ Kiss me in the snow ♪ 1674 01:35:11,666 --> 01:35:14,291 ♪ Hang mistletoe ♪ 1675 01:35:14,375 --> 01:35:16,583 ♪ Wake up tomorrow singing ♪ 1676 01:35:18,291 --> 01:35:21,000 -♪ Thank God it's Christmas ♪ -♪ Christmas ♪ 1677 01:35:21,083 --> 01:35:23,791 -♪ Best time of year ♪ -♪ Best time of the year ♪ 1678 01:35:23,875 --> 01:35:25,916 ♪ Thank God it's Christmas ♪ 1679 01:35:26,000 --> 01:35:28,375 ♪ So glad that you are here ♪ 1680 01:35:29,583 --> 01:35:32,250 -♪ Don't need no presents ♪ -♪ No, no ♪ 1681 01:35:32,333 --> 01:35:35,000 -♪ Under my tree ♪ -♪ Under my tree ♪ 1682 01:35:35,083 --> 01:35:37,208 ♪ 'Cause it's always Christmas ♪ 1683 01:35:37,291 --> 01:35:39,625 ♪ When you're right here with me ♪ 1684 01:35:41,208 --> 01:35:43,666 ♪ Doo doo doo-doo Doo-doo doo ♪ 1685 01:35:44,000 --> 01:35:46,291 ♪ Doo doo doo-doo Doo-doo doo ♪ 1686 01:35:46,375 --> 01:35:47,666 ♪ Oh, baby ♪ 1687 01:35:48,625 --> 01:35:50,958 ♪ When you're right here with me ♪ 1688 01:35:52,625 --> 01:35:54,916 ♪ Doo doo doo-doo Doo-doo doo ♪ 1689 01:35:55,000 --> 01:35:57,666 ♪ Doo doo -doo doo-doo Doo-doo doo ♪ 1690 01:35:57,750 --> 01:35:59,083 ♪ Oh, baby ♪ 133281