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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:03:48,635 --> 00:03:52,263 I've been crazy, I'm now goin' sane! 4 00:03:53,306 --> 00:03:54,932 "Paris Pastorale!" 5 00:03:54,933 --> 00:03:55,808 This one almost sold! 6 00:03:55,809 --> 00:03:58,101 Here's another one that almost sold. 7 00:03:58,102 --> 00:04:00,062 "The Moulin Blues." 8 00:04:00,063 --> 00:04:01,813 That was one of your best works. 9 00:04:01,814 --> 00:04:04,107 Oh? How about "The Maiden of Versailles?" 10 00:04:04,108 --> 00:04:07,152 Oh, no, you don't! You're not gonna demolish "The Maiden." 11 00:04:07,153 --> 00:04:07,904 Oh? Who's not? 12 00:04:07,905 --> 00:04:09,529 She's mine! You gave her to me! 13 00:04:09,530 --> 00:04:10,573 Casey, give me that painting! 14 00:04:10,574 --> 00:04:11,782 - No, sir! - They're my paintings. 15 00:04:11,783 --> 00:04:15,578 - I'll do with them what I want. - Here, mind this for me. 16 00:04:16,746 --> 00:04:18,580 Boy, is she a sound sleeper! 17 00:04:18,581 --> 00:04:20,457 Come on, Paul, what's gotten into you? 18 00:04:20,458 --> 00:04:22,376 I'm goin' back to the States. 19 00:04:22,377 --> 00:04:23,169 You're not serious. 20 00:04:23,170 --> 00:04:26,088 Oh? Watch how I pack my suitcase. 21 00:04:26,089 --> 00:04:28,340 Here, I'll leave these with you. 22 00:04:28,341 --> 00:04:29,800 Oh! 23 00:04:29,801 --> 00:04:32,344 - Oh, she can sleep! - Casey, who is she? 24 00:04:32,345 --> 00:04:34,179 I stole her out of a parked convertible last night. 25 00:04:34,180 --> 00:04:36,848 You sto... You know something, Casey? 26 00:04:36,849 --> 00:04:39,644 You're getting absolutely depraved! 27 00:04:40,186 --> 00:04:43,021 There, shake hands with a real doll. 28 00:04:43,022 --> 00:04:44,690 Oh! For... 29 00:04:44,691 --> 00:04:46,900 Here, matched set, his and hers. 30 00:04:46,901 --> 00:04:50,862 Now look, why are you leaving? One good reason! 31 00:04:50,863 --> 00:04:51,614 Casey, I am... 32 00:04:51,615 --> 00:04:55,242 sick of being supported by my fiance's father. 33 00:04:55,243 --> 00:04:56,244 I'm sick of supporting you! 34 00:04:56,245 --> 00:04:59,913 I'm sick of Paris! And I'm also a stinking artist! 35 00:04:59,914 --> 00:05:01,373 - Is that good enough? - No! 36 00:05:01,374 --> 00:05:02,666 First, you're a heck of an artist. 37 00:05:02,667 --> 00:05:04,126 I have never sold one painting. 38 00:05:04,127 --> 00:05:05,252 Well, I haven't sold one story. 39 00:05:05,253 --> 00:05:06,795 Does that make me a stinking writer? 40 00:05:06,796 --> 00:05:08,630 - Yes. - I can't accept that. 41 00:05:08,631 --> 00:05:10,215 Alright, let's just leave it that I haven't seen 42 00:05:10,216 --> 00:05:13,093 my girlfriend in a year and... And I miss her, okay? 43 00:05:13,094 --> 00:05:14,511 You're really gonna marry her, huh? 44 00:05:14,512 --> 00:05:17,681 - That's right. I am. - Okay, Paul. 45 00:05:17,682 --> 00:05:19,266 Look, I... I know you're mind's made up, 46 00:05:19,267 --> 00:05:22,644 so, anything I say now, I sincerely believe. 47 00:05:22,645 --> 00:05:25,772 Casey, the only thing you sincerely believe in is sex. 48 00:05:25,773 --> 00:05:28,859 True. And your ability. 49 00:05:28,860 --> 00:05:29,360 Paul... 50 00:05:29,361 --> 00:05:32,988 when we moved into this place, I admired this and... 51 00:05:32,989 --> 00:05:34,906 Well, you gave it to me. 52 00:05:34,907 --> 00:05:36,158 Since then I've said to myself, 53 00:05:36,159 --> 00:05:40,370 "Case, you may be a fake, but you will never die 54 00:05:40,371 --> 00:05:42,080 an unknown because you own this painting." 55 00:05:42,081 --> 00:05:45,959 It's my proof, that I knew you, that we once shared a studio. 56 00:05:45,960 --> 00:05:48,128 Paul, without meaning to, 57 00:05:48,129 --> 00:05:52,758 you're giving me a tiny truck with immortality. 58 00:05:52,759 --> 00:05:53,884 Oh! 59 00:05:53,885 --> 00:05:56,012 For that, I thank you. 60 00:05:56,220 --> 00:05:59,639 Hey, you know something, Casey? You're a terrible man. 61 00:05:59,640 --> 00:06:01,933 Boy, you would say anything to keep me 62 00:06:01,934 --> 00:06:03,185 and my check here, wouldn't you? 63 00:06:03,186 --> 00:06:06,480 Yes, and in that order, you first, your check second. 64 00:06:06,481 --> 00:06:07,773 - Uh-huh. - Aw, come on, Paul. 65 00:06:07,774 --> 00:06:09,566 I could've sponged off people with bigger 66 00:06:09,567 --> 00:06:11,443 weekly allowances than you, but I like you. 67 00:06:11,444 --> 00:06:14,112 I like your paintings. I wish you'd stay. 68 00:06:14,113 --> 00:06:14,989 Now, watch it, Case. 69 00:06:14,990 --> 00:06:17,949 A faint touch of honest emotion crept in there. 70 00:06:17,950 --> 00:06:20,452 Yeah! How 'bout that? 71 00:06:20,453 --> 00:06:22,287 - Oh, no! No, sir! - Oh, no. 72 00:06:22,288 --> 00:06:23,997 - Alright, where are you going? - To Zorgus'. 73 00:06:23,998 --> 00:06:25,540 To pick up the rest of my masterpieces. 74 00:06:25,541 --> 00:06:26,584 Whoa. Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul. 75 00:06:26,585 --> 00:06:29,920 Now, look, just for the sake of sentiment... 76 00:06:29,921 --> 00:06:31,463 after you and Laurie get married 77 00:06:31,464 --> 00:06:35,300 will you try to send me a little money? 78 00:06:35,301 --> 00:06:36,968 Oh... 79 00:06:36,969 --> 00:06:38,554 No! 80 00:06:49,315 --> 00:06:51,942 - Mr. Zorgus. - No, Mr. Sloane. 81 00:06:51,943 --> 00:06:54,611 I have not sold any of your paintings. 82 00:06:54,612 --> 00:06:55,613 In that case, Mr. Zorgus, 83 00:06:55,614 --> 00:06:57,030 I'd like you to return them. Where are they? 84 00:06:57,031 --> 00:06:59,574 - In the washroom. - Hanging by the bowl. 85 00:06:59,575 --> 00:07:01,576 I'll get 'em. I'll get 'em. 86 00:07:01,577 --> 00:07:02,286 In the bath... 87 00:07:02,287 --> 00:07:04,454 Is that where you display an artist's work? 88 00:07:04,455 --> 00:07:08,041 My walls are too valuable to cover with junk. 89 00:07:08,042 --> 00:07:09,669 Junk? 90 00:07:09,961 --> 00:07:11,962 - This isn't junk? - Oh, yes. 91 00:07:11,963 --> 00:07:14,714 But this junk people buy. 92 00:07:14,715 --> 00:07:15,466 Oh, Mr. Sloane. 93 00:07:15,467 --> 00:07:18,385 I have tried to sell your paintings, believe me. 94 00:07:18,386 --> 00:07:19,594 - I bet you have. - Oh! 95 00:07:19,595 --> 00:07:21,221 I think you're a good painter. 96 00:07:21,222 --> 00:07:23,598 Your artist friends think you're a good painter. 97 00:07:23,599 --> 00:07:25,851 The prince thinks you're a good painter. 98 00:07:25,852 --> 00:07:27,727 - No, I don't. - Shut up. 99 00:07:27,728 --> 00:07:29,062 But the customers wouldn't buy. 100 00:07:29,063 --> 00:07:30,647 If I'm so good, why won't they buy? 101 00:07:30,648 --> 00:07:32,399 Because they never heard of you. 102 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:35,402 So, of course, they assume you're a bum. 103 00:07:35,403 --> 00:07:37,279 - A bum? - Yes, a bum. 104 00:07:37,280 --> 00:07:37,822 Shut up. 105 00:07:37,823 --> 00:07:39,156 What do you have to do to get a break? 106 00:07:39,157 --> 00:07:41,408 - Cut off an ear? - That's not a bad idea. 107 00:07:41,409 --> 00:07:42,285 That's good publicity. 108 00:07:42,286 --> 00:07:44,119 How 'bout if I slit my throat? 109 00:07:44,120 --> 00:07:46,121 You got a deal. You kill yourself, 110 00:07:46,122 --> 00:07:48,290 I buy all this junk right now. 111 00:07:48,291 --> 00:07:50,750 Oh, Mr. Sloane, believe me! 112 00:07:50,751 --> 00:07:52,878 Dead artists are more saleable. 113 00:07:52,879 --> 00:07:56,841 - Like hotcakes, they sell. - Shut up. 114 00:08:00,761 --> 00:08:04,891 - Hello, Mrs. Fromkis. - Bonjour, Mr. Casey. 115 00:08:09,270 --> 00:08:10,855 Taxi! 116 00:08:17,862 --> 00:08:21,323 It's not enough you owe me rent, you have to steal my profit? 117 00:08:21,324 --> 00:08:23,033 Don't worry about it, Mr. Fromkis. 118 00:08:23,034 --> 00:08:23,868 Just put it on the tab. 119 00:08:23,869 --> 00:08:26,369 Why didn't you put the cab on the tab? 120 00:08:26,370 --> 00:08:28,872 - Where to, sir? - Coco La Fontaine. 121 00:08:28,873 --> 00:08:31,374 Coco La Fontaine in the afternoon? 122 00:08:31,375 --> 00:08:32,418 I go there every afternoon. 123 00:08:32,419 --> 00:08:34,252 You go to a nightclub in the afternoon? 124 00:08:34,253 --> 00:08:37,924 It's the only way I can get a good table. Let's go. 125 00:09:00,488 --> 00:09:03,782 Now, hold it, hold it, hold, hold it, hold it. 126 00:09:03,783 --> 00:09:05,493 Darling, please try to understand 127 00:09:05,535 --> 00:09:08,662 that you are the daughter of King Neptune! 128 00:09:08,663 --> 00:09:10,872 You are a princess of the deep! 129 00:09:10,873 --> 00:09:13,208 Here, here, let me show you, look, look, look. 130 00:09:13,209 --> 00:09:15,043 Now, you have to handle this grass 131 00:09:15,044 --> 00:09:17,629 as if it were a satin nightgown. See? 132 00:09:17,630 --> 00:09:19,631 - Like this, huh? Huh? - Oui. 133 00:09:19,632 --> 00:09:21,675 - Oui. - Yeah,oui, yeah,oui. 134 00:09:21,676 --> 00:09:23,969 And not like a lotta limp lettuce, okay? 135 00:09:23,970 --> 00:09:27,681 - Oui. - Yeah,oui.Here, here. 136 00:09:27,682 --> 00:09:29,849 You're late, Somerset. 137 00:09:29,850 --> 00:09:31,351 I thought maybe you had decided to write 138 00:09:31,352 --> 00:09:34,938 your great novel about somebody else's establishment. 139 00:09:34,939 --> 00:09:35,523 Oh, never! 140 00:09:35,524 --> 00:09:38,359 Girls, come and say hello to George Bernard. 141 00:09:40,069 --> 00:09:43,405 Well, who's life story have you decided to hear today? 142 00:09:43,406 --> 00:09:46,324 I'm sorry, but I don't have time for research today. 143 00:09:46,325 --> 00:09:47,159 - Oh! - Oh! 144 00:09:47,160 --> 00:09:49,494 The poor chickens will be so disappointed. 145 00:09:49,495 --> 00:09:51,162 Here, take a look at that! 146 00:09:51,163 --> 00:09:54,541 Here, girls, presies these around. 147 00:09:54,542 --> 00:09:57,043 Now, whose little abstract doodles are these? 148 00:09:57,044 --> 00:09:59,170 A brilliant young artist by the name of Paul Sloane 149 00:09:59,171 --> 00:10:02,132 whose career and mine you hold in your lovely hands. 150 00:10:02,133 --> 00:10:04,259 And how did they get into my lovely hands? 151 00:10:04,260 --> 00:10:07,220 Madame Coco, if I don't sell some of these paintings today 152 00:10:07,221 --> 00:10:11,725 I'm afraid I can't go ahead with my book about you and your club. 153 00:10:11,726 --> 00:10:13,561 What's one got to do with the other? 154 00:10:13,603 --> 00:10:17,063 Paul Sloane has made it possible for me to live in Paris. 155 00:10:17,064 --> 00:10:18,732 You mean he keeps you? 156 00:10:18,733 --> 00:10:19,567 Sponsors me. 157 00:10:19,568 --> 00:10:21,359 Unless he sells some of these paintings, 158 00:10:21,360 --> 00:10:22,777 he's going to leave Paris. 159 00:10:22,778 --> 00:10:24,195 And if he leaves Paris, my book, 160 00:10:24,196 --> 00:10:27,365 our book, "The House That Coco Built" 161 00:10:27,366 --> 00:10:28,466 may never get published. 162 00:10:29,994 --> 00:10:34,456 Uh, you mean, uh, he'd stay if I bought some paintings? 163 00:10:34,457 --> 00:10:38,461 Yes. The whole lot for a 1000 Francs. What do you say? 164 00:10:40,630 --> 00:10:41,631 Oh, well, um, alright. 165 00:10:41,632 --> 00:10:44,425 Ladies, you all got yourselves a piece of art. 166 00:10:49,597 --> 00:10:51,806 You know, um, on second thought, it... 167 00:10:51,807 --> 00:10:56,771 it might give a little... extra class to the place. 168 00:10:57,438 --> 00:11:00,982 My mother had a hand-painted picture once. 169 00:11:00,983 --> 00:11:03,110 It was of my father... 170 00:11:03,778 --> 00:11:06,030 in a tropical setting. 171 00:11:07,865 --> 00:11:11,410 He was leaning on a bunch of bananas. 172 00:11:13,079 --> 00:11:15,497 Fromkis? Ask Paul to come to the phone, please. 173 00:11:15,498 --> 00:11:20,001 I'm a delicatessen, not a phone company. He's not here. 174 00:11:20,002 --> 00:11:21,795 Yeah, well... A... alright, well, when he comes in, 175 00:11:21,796 --> 00:11:25,006 would you tell him to rush right over to Coco La Fontaine's 176 00:11:25,007 --> 00:11:26,925 at 42 Rue St. Leger? 177 00:11:26,926 --> 00:11:28,843 Yeah, it's a matter of life and death. 178 00:11:28,844 --> 00:11:29,762 Hold the wire! 179 00:11:29,763 --> 00:11:32,305 My chopped herring is more important than 180 00:11:32,306 --> 00:11:35,100 his whole life and death. 181 00:11:35,101 --> 00:11:36,226 What's the number? 182 00:11:36,227 --> 00:11:41,106 Coco La Fontaine's, 42 Rue St. Leger. 183 00:11:41,107 --> 00:11:45,235 "St. Leger." Alright. 184 00:11:45,236 --> 00:11:48,905 - Thanks, Mr. Fromkis. - You're welcome. 185 00:11:48,906 --> 00:11:50,006 Sarah. 186 00:11:50,616 --> 00:11:55,328 When Mr. Picasso comes in, give him this message. 187 00:11:55,329 --> 00:11:56,621 A business card you use? 188 00:11:56,622 --> 00:11:59,417 A piece of brown paper you couldn't find? You think... 189 00:11:59,458 --> 00:12:00,558 Sarah. 190 00:12:01,335 --> 00:12:07,133 My feet hurts and I have gas. Just give the message. 191 00:12:07,341 --> 00:12:09,968 Uh, that's about right, girls. 192 00:12:09,969 --> 00:12:11,344 Look, Casey, I've got my plane ticket, 193 00:12:11,345 --> 00:12:12,762 there's nothing you could do or say to stop... 194 00:12:12,763 --> 00:12:16,266 Voila! Paul Sloane's first professional showing! 195 00:12:16,267 --> 00:12:18,226 They look pretty good hanging there, don't they, kid? 196 00:12:18,227 --> 00:12:20,562 I must say they sure have brightened up 197 00:12:20,563 --> 00:12:22,690 our little place, Leonardo. 198 00:12:22,732 --> 00:12:24,941 Casey, what kind of a place is this to hang art? 199 00:12:24,942 --> 00:12:26,943 What difference does it make what kind of a place 200 00:12:26,944 --> 00:12:27,903 your picture's hanging in? 201 00:12:27,904 --> 00:12:30,572 Well, I... it makes a difference to me, buddy. 202 00:12:30,573 --> 00:12:32,449 Oh, come on, Paul. Oh, don't. 203 00:12:32,450 --> 00:12:33,284 Oh, don't be ridiculous! 204 00:12:33,285 --> 00:12:35,952 The Louvre should get the kind of traffic this place gets! 205 00:12:35,953 --> 00:12:37,495 - Get out of my way, Case. - Give me the painting! 206 00:12:37,496 --> 00:12:39,664 - I'm not gonna let you go! - Give me those painting! 207 00:12:39,665 --> 00:12:40,790 - They're sold! - I don't... 208 00:12:40,791 --> 00:12:43,626 Y... you've got a 1000 franc credit here. 209 00:12:43,627 --> 00:12:44,836 - Credit? - Yeah. 210 00:12:44,837 --> 00:12:46,212 You can come here every night 211 00:12:46,213 --> 00:12:47,173 for two years, buster. 212 00:12:47,174 --> 00:12:49,215 Credit? You didn't say anything about credit! 213 00:12:49,216 --> 00:12:51,134 - Give me the paintings, Casey. - No, Paul. 214 00:12:51,135 --> 00:12:53,511 They're sold! Go on, give 'em here! 215 00:12:53,512 --> 00:12:55,473 Okay, you win! 216 00:12:57,308 --> 00:13:00,018 Paul! 217 00:13:00,019 --> 00:13:00,936 Buddy. 218 00:13:00,937 --> 00:13:05,483 I'll be back. Wait! Let's talk this over, Paul! 219 00:13:07,568 --> 00:13:12,906 ♪ Beautiful dreamer ♪ 220 00:13:12,907 --> 00:13:18,077 ♪ Wake unto me ♪ 221 00:13:18,078 --> 00:13:21,623 ♪ Starlight and ♪ 222 00:13:21,624 --> 00:13:28,379 ♪ Something are waiting ♪ 223 00:13:28,380 --> 00:13:33,051 ♪ For me ♪ 224 00:13:33,052 --> 00:13:34,637 ♪ Me ♪♪ 225 00:13:37,932 --> 00:13:39,140 I shouldn't be singin' with you. 226 00:13:39,141 --> 00:13:41,559 I shouldn't even be drinkin' with you. You're... 227 00:13:41,560 --> 00:13:42,561 You're a rat! You know that? 228 00:13:42,562 --> 00:13:44,437 I know I'm a rat, I'm a big, fat rat. 229 00:13:44,438 --> 00:13:46,940 And I appreciate you allowing me to drink with you. 230 00:13:46,941 --> 00:13:50,276 I only allow you because it's my last night in Paris. 231 00:13:50,277 --> 00:13:51,486 Gimme another bottle, you rat! 232 00:13:51,487 --> 00:13:54,155 One more drink and you drop dead. 233 00:13:54,156 --> 00:13:55,615 Good! Good-oh! 234 00:13:55,616 --> 00:13:57,992 Zorgus said that if I killed myself 235 00:13:57,993 --> 00:13:59,078 he'd buy all my paintings. 236 00:13:59,079 --> 00:14:01,246 - Did he say that? - Mm-hm. 237 00:14:01,247 --> 00:14:05,416 Hey! Hey, hey, hey. That's a good idea! 238 00:14:05,417 --> 00:14:05,960 To die. 239 00:14:05,961 --> 00:14:07,168 - Give me the bottle. - No. 240 00:14:07,169 --> 00:14:08,753 What you do is, you commit suicide 241 00:14:08,754 --> 00:14:12,049 and then leave a note blaming Zorgus. 242 00:14:13,717 --> 00:14:14,968 It's great idea. 243 00:14:14,969 --> 00:14:16,803 - Put him out of business. - Yeah. 244 00:14:16,804 --> 00:14:19,931 - Put me out of business, too. - Then don't commit suicide. 245 00:14:19,932 --> 00:14:21,432 - That's a better idea. - Give me the bottle. 246 00:14:21,433 --> 00:14:22,725 Wait... wait, what you do is you, 247 00:14:22,726 --> 00:14:26,981 you make believe you commit suicide. Huh? 248 00:14:31,610 --> 00:14:34,572 That's a great joke! 249 00:14:35,489 --> 00:14:36,781 - Oh, boy. Huh? - Casey? 250 00:14:36,782 --> 00:14:41,536 You're a writer. Write me a beautiful suicide note. 251 00:14:41,537 --> 00:14:43,329 For Paul Sloane? Oh, ho-ho. 252 00:14:43,330 --> 00:14:48,459 Now, now, Paul Sloane does not leave a suicide note. 253 00:14:48,460 --> 00:14:50,461 Paul Sloane will leave... 254 00:14:50,462 --> 00:14:54,841 "My Last Manifesto." Huh? 255 00:14:54,842 --> 00:14:55,551 "My Last..." 256 00:14:55,552 --> 00:15:00,847 You son-of-a-gun, you can write! 257 00:15:00,848 --> 00:15:02,557 Thank you. 258 00:15:02,558 --> 00:15:05,059 Ah, now... 259 00:15:05,060 --> 00:15:08,605 "Artists of the world 260 00:15:08,606 --> 00:15:13,151 in the age of the Zorgases." 261 00:15:13,152 --> 00:15:14,736 Great! Go man, go! 262 00:15:14,737 --> 00:15:16,529 "We are... 263 00:15:16,530 --> 00:15:20,575 no longer permitted... 264 00:15:20,576 --> 00:15:23,202 to live for art." 265 00:15:23,203 --> 00:15:24,246 Yeah, yeah. 266 00:15:24,247 --> 00:15:26,623 "I, therefore..." 267 00:15:26,624 --> 00:15:29,668 Undertake the... 268 00:15:29,835 --> 00:15:33,589 ultimate rebellion... 269 00:15:35,382 --> 00:15:38,719 "to die for art." 270 00:15:39,345 --> 00:15:40,887 Oh, Case. 271 00:15:40,888 --> 00:15:42,513 Oh, it's beautiful. 272 00:15:42,514 --> 00:15:46,351 That's the best suicide note I ever had. 273 00:15:46,352 --> 00:15:47,144 Here. 274 00:15:47,145 --> 00:15:50,146 - Sign it. - Okay. 275 00:15:50,147 --> 00:15:51,731 - Aw, Case, I can't. - Huh? 276 00:15:51,732 --> 00:15:54,901 You wrote it, you deserve the credit. 277 00:15:54,902 --> 00:15:57,403 Oh. 278 00:15:57,404 --> 00:15:58,571 No. 279 00:15:58,572 --> 00:16:02,201 You are the one who is committing suicide. 280 00:16:06,872 --> 00:16:09,540 I forgot. 281 00:16:09,541 --> 00:16:10,542 You dropped the pencil. 282 00:16:10,543 --> 00:16:13,337 Here... here, I'll... I'll get it. 283 00:16:14,838 --> 00:16:16,297 Uh, I will get it. 284 00:16:16,298 --> 00:16:17,924 Here, little pencil. 285 00:16:17,925 --> 00:16:21,886 Case, it's so darned good it makes me want to jump. 286 00:16:21,887 --> 00:16:23,806 Jump. 287 00:16:25,891 --> 00:16:29,143 Oh, pencil. Where are you? 288 00:16:29,144 --> 00:16:32,356 Jump. 289 00:16:38,654 --> 00:16:39,754 Oh, my God! 290 00:16:53,419 --> 00:16:55,211 What do you think that was, Fanny? 291 00:16:55,212 --> 00:16:58,966 Ah, somebody threw some garbage into our boat. 292 00:17:08,559 --> 00:17:10,352 Paul? 293 00:17:13,897 --> 00:17:15,482 Paul... 294 00:17:17,234 --> 00:17:19,403 Paul, you idiot! 295 00:17:21,155 --> 00:17:23,949 Paul, I can't swim! 296 00:17:26,535 --> 00:17:30,289 Drunk overboard! Help! Help! 297 00:17:38,756 --> 00:17:40,339 Here, over here. 298 00:17:40,340 --> 00:17:42,592 - Easy, easy. - No. 299 00:17:42,593 --> 00:17:44,635 I gotcha. 300 00:17:44,636 --> 00:17:46,387 You're alright. 301 00:17:46,388 --> 00:17:48,931 - Stop struggling. - Ah! 302 00:17:48,932 --> 00:17:50,183 Will ya... 303 00:17:50,184 --> 00:17:53,936 Hold on. Will ya... What's the matter? 304 00:17:53,937 --> 00:17:54,980 Oh! 305 00:17:54,981 --> 00:18:00,276 Sounds like whatever fell on, fell off. 306 00:18:00,277 --> 00:18:02,111 I go look. 307 00:18:02,112 --> 00:18:05,031 - Hold on. Ow-ow-ow! - Shoo! 308 00:18:05,032 --> 00:18:06,824 My finger, you... 309 00:18:06,825 --> 00:18:09,787 Calm... calm down. 310 00:18:13,749 --> 00:18:15,625 Let go! Hold on. 311 00:18:15,626 --> 00:18:16,710 No! 312 00:18:16,711 --> 00:18:19,879 What are you doing? Help! 313 00:18:19,880 --> 00:18:23,049 Cesari. Cesari! 314 00:18:23,050 --> 00:18:23,717 Stop! 315 00:18:23,718 --> 00:18:26,052 The garbage they threw is people. 316 00:18:26,053 --> 00:18:29,890 Those kids, they are getting worse every day. 317 00:18:46,907 --> 00:18:48,450 His? 318 00:18:50,661 --> 00:18:53,163 Oh, I'm sorry. 319 00:18:58,418 --> 00:19:00,169 Now, you keep her warm. 320 00:19:00,170 --> 00:19:04,298 I'll go and make her some nice hot soup. 321 00:19:04,299 --> 00:19:07,511 Poor little cabbage. 322 00:19:14,393 --> 00:19:17,270 What's your story, poor little cabbage? 323 00:19:17,271 --> 00:19:19,606 Nobody love ya? 324 00:19:27,406 --> 00:19:30,909 - Who are you? - Paul Sloane. 325 00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:36,455 How do you feel? 326 00:19:36,456 --> 00:19:39,542 Like some punched me with a big fist. 327 00:19:39,543 --> 00:19:43,880 Oh, that was, uh, self-defense. 328 00:19:43,881 --> 00:19:45,214 I'm sorry. 329 00:19:45,215 --> 00:19:47,341 Why did you jump in? 330 00:19:47,342 --> 00:19:49,093 Because you jumped in. 331 00:19:49,094 --> 00:19:51,138 What will you do with me now? 332 00:19:51,180 --> 00:19:52,638 Do with you? 333 00:19:52,639 --> 00:19:54,348 Well, I'd... if you were any smaller 334 00:19:54,349 --> 00:19:55,350 I'd have to throw you back. 335 00:19:55,351 --> 00:19:58,853 But instead you want to take me to your house and... 336 00:19:58,854 --> 00:20:01,230 take care of me. Yes? 337 00:20:01,231 --> 00:20:05,110 Why? No, I... I wasn't planning to. 338 00:20:05,903 --> 00:20:08,780 - You're married? - No. 339 00:20:10,866 --> 00:20:12,158 Engaged? 340 00:20:12,159 --> 00:20:13,701 Well, yeah, very. 341 00:20:13,702 --> 00:20:15,578 That's always the way. 342 00:20:15,579 --> 00:20:19,498 Everybody's always taken. Oh! 343 00:20:19,499 --> 00:20:22,877 - Hey, don't do that. - Why can't I do that? 344 00:20:22,878 --> 00:20:26,131 Well, because you had... 345 00:20:26,298 --> 00:20:29,509 Do it if you want to, I don't care. 346 00:21:05,671 --> 00:21:08,006 Hey, you! Take this. 347 00:21:09,841 --> 00:21:12,886 Monsieur? Monsieur! 348 00:21:13,637 --> 00:21:17,015 Could I please have my clothes back? 349 00:21:22,229 --> 00:21:24,438 - Hmm? - Don't give them back. 350 00:21:24,439 --> 00:21:26,066 I... 351 00:21:34,366 --> 00:21:37,410 What, uh, are you planning on doing when you leave here? 352 00:21:37,411 --> 00:21:40,080 - Why do you care? - Well, I... 353 00:21:41,873 --> 00:21:43,541 For one thing, I'd like to think that I didn't 354 00:21:43,542 --> 00:21:44,750 get this cold for nothing. 355 00:21:44,751 --> 00:21:46,961 What do you expect from me, gratitude? 356 00:21:46,962 --> 00:21:49,256 Look, Nikki, I don't know what your story is. 357 00:21:49,298 --> 00:21:51,257 You think I am cuckoo-girl, don't you? 358 00:21:51,258 --> 00:21:55,344 Well, uh, yeah, I think anybody who did what you did is 359 00:21:55,345 --> 00:21:57,681 I'd say a cuckoo-girl. 360 00:21:57,848 --> 00:22:01,017 Well, maybe it was the only way. 361 00:22:01,018 --> 00:22:03,728 There's always some other way. 362 00:22:03,729 --> 00:22:06,898 Believe me, I... I tried. 363 00:22:07,983 --> 00:22:09,525 What'd you try? 364 00:22:09,526 --> 00:22:11,527 Everything, I... 365 00:22:11,528 --> 00:22:13,237 That's none of your business. 366 00:22:13,238 --> 00:22:15,031 You shouldn't have interfered! 367 00:22:15,032 --> 00:22:17,367 You are a rude man! 368 00:22:18,952 --> 00:22:20,995 Where are you going? Ow! Ow! 369 00:22:20,996 --> 00:22:23,289 Come back here! I'm not finished with you yet. 370 00:22:23,290 --> 00:22:26,043 Why you give back the clothes? 371 00:22:26,877 --> 00:22:29,128 I'm sorry. 372 00:22:29,129 --> 00:22:30,254 Nikki, wait a minute. 373 00:22:30,255 --> 00:22:32,965 Nikki, I wanna talk to you. 374 00:22:32,966 --> 00:22:34,467 Listen. 375 00:22:34,468 --> 00:22:37,304 Now, look, you. Besides, a moccasin and my health 376 00:22:37,346 --> 00:22:40,014 I've lost my airplane ticket to America. 377 00:22:40,015 --> 00:22:42,099 That ticket was worth more money than I made 378 00:22:42,100 --> 00:22:43,893 as an artist in my entire life. 379 00:22:43,894 --> 00:22:45,686 But I would hate to think it's worth more money 380 00:22:45,687 --> 00:22:48,189 than you think a human life is worth. 381 00:22:48,190 --> 00:22:49,398 Well, I didn't ask you to. 382 00:22:49,399 --> 00:22:51,525 I just happen to think that a miserable life 383 00:22:51,526 --> 00:22:54,112 is better than no life. 384 00:22:54,613 --> 00:22:56,113 You think life is so good? 385 00:22:56,114 --> 00:22:59,075 Compared to death, it... it's a party. 386 00:22:59,076 --> 00:23:01,827 - How do you know that? - Well... 387 00:23:01,828 --> 00:23:04,747 The same as I know that, well, dancing and laughing 388 00:23:04,748 --> 00:23:08,460 and loving is more fun than sleeping. 389 00:23:08,710 --> 00:23:13,006 So is eating. I'm gonna get some breakfast. 390 00:23:38,698 --> 00:23:41,451 What are they looking for? 391 00:23:42,452 --> 00:23:43,912 Him. 392 00:23:46,081 --> 00:23:48,333 What a tragedy. 393 00:24:15,777 --> 00:24:18,113 Monsieur Barnett? 394 00:24:20,740 --> 00:24:22,284 His? 395 00:24:23,869 --> 00:24:25,412 His. 396 00:24:28,665 --> 00:24:29,416 Courage. 397 00:24:29,416 --> 00:24:30,417 Paul, I want to tell you 398 00:24:30,417 --> 00:24:31,418 why I jumped into the river. 399 00:24:31,419 --> 00:24:32,543 Honey, you don't have to do that. 400 00:24:32,544 --> 00:24:34,295 Well, you see, I tried everything. 401 00:24:34,296 --> 00:24:35,629 I tried to bite and to kick 402 00:24:35,630 --> 00:24:36,881 and I tried to reason with him, but... 403 00:24:36,882 --> 00:24:38,424 Wait, ho... hold... wait. Who are you talking about? 404 00:24:38,425 --> 00:24:41,343 Well, my boss. He was driving me home from work 405 00:24:41,344 --> 00:24:44,138 and then he tried to... 406 00:24:44,139 --> 00:24:45,098 Well, you know what. 407 00:24:45,099 --> 00:24:48,017 And so I got out of his car and jumped right into the river. 408 00:24:48,018 --> 00:24:51,103 - Well, I mean, you mean, he... - Of course. 409 00:24:51,104 --> 00:24:53,981 - They all want to bother me. - Is that true? 410 00:24:53,982 --> 00:24:58,527 I don't want you to think of me as a cuckoo-girl. Please? 411 00:24:58,528 --> 00:24:59,778 Why didn't you tell me this before? 412 00:24:59,779 --> 00:25:04,283 Well, I guess I liked that you worried about me and that you... 413 00:25:04,284 --> 00:25:06,243 and that you didn't... 414 00:25:06,244 --> 00:25:09,413 Uh... uh, try to bother you, huh? 415 00:25:09,414 --> 00:25:11,248 You believe me? 416 00:25:11,249 --> 00:25:13,042 How about some breakfast? 417 00:25:13,043 --> 00:25:16,212 - Yes, please. - Fine. What'll you have? 418 00:25:16,213 --> 00:25:19,965 - You. - I'm not on the menu. 419 00:25:19,966 --> 00:25:23,053 Then I have a roll. 420 00:25:26,973 --> 00:25:31,435 Please, Mr. Casey, eat a little chicken soup. 421 00:25:31,436 --> 00:25:32,479 You'll feel better. 422 00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:34,563 No, thank you, Mrs. Fromkis. 423 00:25:34,564 --> 00:25:36,065 Chicken soup won't help. 424 00:25:36,066 --> 00:25:37,566 It wouldn't hurt. 425 00:25:37,567 --> 00:25:40,027 Oh, it's, it's all my fault. 426 00:25:40,028 --> 00:25:41,195 All my rotten fault. 427 00:25:41,196 --> 00:25:45,199 It's not your fault. Here, eat some soup. 428 00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:46,700 It is too. 429 00:25:46,701 --> 00:25:48,452 The suicide my was my idea. 430 00:25:48,453 --> 00:25:51,915 What? Give me back my chicken soup! 431 00:25:54,751 --> 00:25:57,128 This goes to Strasbourg. 432 00:26:08,765 --> 00:26:10,683 Why do I have to go back home? 433 00:26:10,684 --> 00:26:14,980 Well, you tried Paris and all it offered were its bridges. 434 00:26:16,606 --> 00:26:17,982 Excuse me. 435 00:26:17,983 --> 00:26:20,526 Bless you. I... I am sorry about your cold. 436 00:26:20,527 --> 00:26:25,156 Well, believe me, it's the nicest cold I ever caught. 437 00:26:26,324 --> 00:26:27,700 Bless you again. 438 00:26:27,701 --> 00:26:31,453 So, I... I won't see you again, huh? 439 00:26:31,454 --> 00:26:33,539 Well, um, Nikki, I... I doubt it. I've... 440 00:26:33,540 --> 00:26:37,209 As soon as I get enough money, I gotta get back to the States. 441 00:26:37,210 --> 00:26:39,211 And that girl? 442 00:26:39,212 --> 00:26:41,964 And that girl. 443 00:26:41,965 --> 00:26:42,966 Good luck, Nikki. 444 00:26:42,967 --> 00:26:46,218 Just remember, there's a lotta nice guys in the world. 445 00:26:46,219 --> 00:26:50,097 I know. And I hope I'll find one. 446 00:26:50,098 --> 00:26:51,808 You will. 447 00:26:52,934 --> 00:26:55,228 Well, so long, Nikki. 448 00:27:10,910 --> 00:27:14,538 Driver, I wonder if you'd keep an eye on that young girl. 449 00:27:14,539 --> 00:27:18,460 I would, whether you pay me or not. 450 00:27:19,419 --> 00:27:21,378 - What? - Oh, what? 451 00:27:21,379 --> 00:27:24,173 Oh, my God! 452 00:27:24,174 --> 00:27:27,176 Paul. Paul, what is it? 453 00:27:27,177 --> 00:27:28,761 When are you leaving for Paris? 454 00:27:28,762 --> 00:27:30,262 As soon as you get on the bus. 455 00:27:30,263 --> 00:27:33,766 Paul! I will come to Paris again. 456 00:27:33,767 --> 00:27:35,559 I will get a job there. 457 00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:39,606 Monsieur,are you coming to Paris or not? 458 00:27:39,648 --> 00:27:42,358 Uh... uh, just a second. 459 00:27:42,359 --> 00:27:45,903 Just a second, I gotta... Oh! Sorry. Here. 460 00:27:45,904 --> 00:27:50,283 If you need a job, these are the people you can trust. 461 00:27:51,451 --> 00:27:54,162 - Ah! - Excuse me. 462 00:27:56,915 --> 00:27:58,333 Paul! 463 00:27:59,376 --> 00:28:01,001 Paul! 464 00:28:01,002 --> 00:28:02,753 Wait! 465 00:28:02,754 --> 00:28:05,297 Paul! Wait! 466 00:28:05,298 --> 00:28:07,133 Paul! 467 00:28:13,932 --> 00:28:16,225 "Coco La Fontaine." 468 00:28:16,226 --> 00:28:19,061 Well, if Paul trusts you... 469 00:28:19,062 --> 00:28:19,979 I'll trust you. 470 00:28:19,980 --> 00:28:22,022 All I said to you was, could I have 471 00:28:22,023 --> 00:28:23,108 some of your friend's paintings? 472 00:28:23,109 --> 00:28:25,150 Zorgus, you're not going to salve your conscience 473 00:28:25,151 --> 00:28:29,863 by hanging a couple of Paul's paintings in your cruddy shop! 474 00:28:29,864 --> 00:28:31,323 Please. Please, Mr. Barnett. 475 00:28:31,324 --> 00:28:33,742 I am even willing to pay you for them. 476 00:28:33,743 --> 00:28:36,620 - Pay, why? - Yes, why? 477 00:28:36,621 --> 00:28:39,915 Because in a small way, a very small way 478 00:28:39,916 --> 00:28:42,626 I feel I am to blame for what happened. 479 00:28:42,627 --> 00:28:47,047 You're not thinking that because Paul is gone... 480 00:28:47,048 --> 00:28:49,049 you might be able to sell some? 481 00:28:49,050 --> 00:28:52,344 - I never thought of that. - I'm sure you haven't. 482 00:28:52,345 --> 00:28:54,888 - You vulture! - Oh... 483 00:28:54,889 --> 00:28:58,517 Mr. Barnett, I am prepared to offer you 484 00:28:58,518 --> 00:29:01,603 one hundred francs for each painting. 485 00:29:01,604 --> 00:29:04,524 Zorgus, you disgust me! 486 00:29:05,608 --> 00:29:07,443 Go on, take 'em. Get out of here! 487 00:29:07,444 --> 00:29:10,405 Thank you. Thank you very much. 488 00:29:29,048 --> 00:29:31,925 Paul, you son of a gun. 489 00:29:31,926 --> 00:29:35,430 You did send me some after all. 490 00:29:40,810 --> 00:29:42,771 Hold it, driver. 491 00:29:47,734 --> 00:29:50,861 He must be peddlin' stolen masterpieces. 492 00:29:50,862 --> 00:29:54,824 Allons. Allons. 493 00:30:02,957 --> 00:30:05,001 Oh! Oh, boy. 494 00:30:08,671 --> 00:30:10,256 What's that? 495 00:30:10,465 --> 00:30:12,591 - Looks like a leak. - A new roof. 496 00:30:12,592 --> 00:30:15,844 Put on right after the World War. 497 00:30:15,845 --> 00:30:18,515 Which war, one or two? 498 00:30:19,349 --> 00:30:22,435 He'll give me an ulcer. 499 00:30:31,569 --> 00:30:34,364 Did I leave the water running? 500 00:30:47,335 --> 00:30:49,878 Ca... Casey, come back in here. 501 00:30:49,879 --> 00:30:52,924 Casey? Casey! 502 00:30:56,302 --> 00:30:58,887 Paul. Paul? 503 00:30:58,888 --> 00:31:01,598 The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated. 504 00:31:01,599 --> 00:31:03,100 That's... Mark Twain said that. 505 00:31:03,101 --> 00:31:05,561 Mark Twain? You... you didn't speak with... 506 00:31:05,562 --> 00:31:07,354 Oh, close your mouth, sit down, 507 00:31:07,355 --> 00:31:09,399 I'll tell you all about it. 508 00:31:11,192 --> 00:31:13,820 Don't let anybody leave! I'll be right back. 509 00:31:13,862 --> 00:31:15,613 Yes, boss. 510 00:31:19,868 --> 00:31:23,078 Well, where is this, uh, Nikki now? 511 00:31:23,079 --> 00:31:25,581 She's in Strasbourg with her aunt. 512 00:31:25,582 --> 00:31:27,250 Safe from guys like you. 513 00:31:28,710 --> 00:31:31,211 That must be Fromkis. Uh, d... don't you leave. 514 00:31:31,212 --> 00:31:34,090 You're gonna give the old man a heart attack. 515 00:31:40,179 --> 00:31:43,056 Oh, Zorgus. What do you want? 516 00:31:43,057 --> 00:31:44,851 - More paintings. - What for? 517 00:31:44,893 --> 00:31:48,270 Uh, I might be able to sell them. 518 00:31:48,271 --> 00:31:51,648 Oh! I always thought you said he was a bum! 519 00:31:51,649 --> 00:31:57,112 A live bum, they don't sell. A dead bum is different. 520 00:31:57,113 --> 00:31:58,947 - You mercenary... - Ah-ah! 521 00:31:58,948 --> 00:32:00,616 For each original Paul Sloane, 522 00:32:00,617 --> 00:32:04,162 I will give you 500 francs. 523 00:32:04,746 --> 00:32:06,371 I'm sorry, Zorgus, no deal. 524 00:32:06,372 --> 00:32:09,333 - Are you nuts? - Who is that? 525 00:32:09,334 --> 00:32:12,377 Uh, that's another art dealer. 526 00:32:12,378 --> 00:32:16,883 You open your mouth once more and you will die. 527 00:32:17,717 --> 00:32:20,969 He says he'll go to, uh, 900 francs. 528 00:32:20,970 --> 00:32:24,348 - One thousand. - Twelve fifty. 529 00:32:24,349 --> 00:32:26,058 Fifteen hundred. 530 00:32:26,059 --> 00:32:28,477 Seventeen-fifty! 531 00:32:28,478 --> 00:32:30,103 Two thousand, that's my last word. 532 00:32:30,104 --> 00:32:33,523 Sold for two thousand francs a painting. 533 00:32:33,524 --> 00:32:36,486 - Sorry, sir. - It's alright. 534 00:32:37,070 --> 00:32:40,238 Here's one and, uh, there's some over there. 535 00:32:40,239 --> 00:32:44,118 Don't forget the one's up above the door there. 536 00:32:45,828 --> 00:32:48,038 Please, please, Monsieur, Madame. 537 00:32:48,039 --> 00:32:49,915 One at a time. One at a time. 538 00:32:49,916 --> 00:32:51,208 Sold! Prince, wrap them up. 539 00:32:51,209 --> 00:32:54,378 I'll take me a set of 'em Sloane's. And here's 10,000. 540 00:32:54,379 --> 00:32:57,631 Throw me in one of them naked angels and keep the change, boy. 541 00:32:57,632 --> 00:33:01,218 Prince, give me a naked angel for this gentleman. 542 00:33:01,219 --> 00:33:03,011 Thank you very much, sir. 543 00:33:03,012 --> 00:33:07,265 Uh, pardon me ladies and gentlemen, I'll be right back. 544 00:33:07,266 --> 00:33:09,476 Are you sure that's all he painted? 545 00:33:09,477 --> 00:33:11,269 Well, he shipped most of his stuff 546 00:33:11,270 --> 00:33:14,106 back to this fiance in the States. 547 00:33:14,107 --> 00:33:16,775 Could you, uh, possibly perhaps... 548 00:33:16,776 --> 00:33:17,819 Well, I don't know. 549 00:33:17,820 --> 00:33:20,862 This batch will be just a little bit more expensive. 550 00:33:20,863 --> 00:33:23,490 Well, you know the crating and the shipping and the handling... 551 00:33:23,491 --> 00:33:28,496 Get the paintings. We'll work it out. 552 00:33:34,460 --> 00:33:35,503 Stay dead. Stay dead. 553 00:33:35,504 --> 00:33:36,753 Boy, that's easy enough for you to say. 554 00:33:36,754 --> 00:33:40,340 Paul, those art lovers were clawing to buy your paintings 555 00:33:40,341 --> 00:33:42,884 like shoppers at a January white sale. 556 00:33:42,885 --> 00:33:44,511 Yeah, because they think I'm dead. 557 00:33:44,512 --> 00:33:46,263 Well, what's the difference why they buy? 558 00:33:46,264 --> 00:33:48,974 Your paintings are going to be viewed and enjoyed by people. 559 00:33:48,975 --> 00:33:49,976 Isn't that what you wanted? 560 00:33:49,977 --> 00:33:51,852 The only reason they are buying is because 561 00:33:51,853 --> 00:33:53,812 of "My Last Manifesto," which you wrote. 562 00:33:53,813 --> 00:33:57,107 And for which I will accept a 50-50 split. 563 00:33:57,108 --> 00:33:57,942 I figured you would. 564 00:33:57,943 --> 00:34:00,819 Oh, Paul, Paul, I'm gonna make you famous. 565 00:34:00,820 --> 00:34:03,238 You stay dead for two months and keep painting. 566 00:34:03,239 --> 00:34:05,157 And when we're finished, Pablo Picasso 567 00:34:05,158 --> 00:34:06,159 will be just another name. 568 00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:08,076 Man, we will put on the wildest 569 00:34:08,077 --> 00:34:09,286 one man show ever. 570 00:34:09,287 --> 00:34:12,330 We'll run it for a month and on the last day 571 00:34:12,331 --> 00:34:13,374 who walks in? 572 00:34:13,375 --> 00:34:14,541 Dick Tracy and arrests us all. 573 00:34:14,542 --> 00:34:18,670 Oh, Paul Sloane, a figure out of the grave. 574 00:34:18,671 --> 00:34:20,006 And what am I suppose to tell 'em? 575 00:34:20,048 --> 00:34:22,632 Amnesia. You hit your head on a passing barge. 576 00:34:22,633 --> 00:34:25,594 And you've been floating around France ever since. 577 00:34:25,595 --> 00:34:28,597 You are out of your nut! 578 00:34:28,598 --> 00:34:31,183 Paul, would you rather be a live failure 579 00:34:31,184 --> 00:34:34,312 or a dead millionaire, hmm? 580 00:34:37,732 --> 00:34:39,316 - What about Laurie? - Well, what about her? 581 00:34:39,317 --> 00:34:43,028 We'll write to her and explain the whole thing in a month. 582 00:34:43,029 --> 00:34:46,364 Y... you said she was understanding. 583 00:34:46,365 --> 00:34:47,158 Boy, I don't know. 584 00:34:47,159 --> 00:34:48,492 Oh, Paul, you would know if you saw 585 00:34:48,493 --> 00:34:52,037 those people clamoring to buy your paintings. 586 00:34:52,038 --> 00:34:53,622 Paul, why do you fight me? 587 00:34:53,623 --> 00:34:54,790 Because I don't wanna be dead. 588 00:34:54,791 --> 00:34:56,708 It'll be like a vacation. You'll love it. 589 00:34:56,709 --> 00:34:59,252 Oh, if I don't love it, may I come back to life? 590 00:34:59,253 --> 00:35:00,420 Only when I say so. 591 00:35:00,421 --> 00:35:04,424 Paul, now you have got to trust me. 592 00:35:04,425 --> 00:35:07,302 I... I'm an idiot? Right? 593 00:35:07,303 --> 00:35:10,056 - I'm an idiot. - You. 594 00:35:13,309 --> 00:35:16,228 There, how do you like that? 595 00:35:16,229 --> 00:35:19,773 Oh! I'm gonna look like a lit match. 596 00:35:19,774 --> 00:35:21,024 By the time I'm through with you 597 00:35:21,025 --> 00:35:23,860 only your hairdresser will know for sure. 598 00:35:23,861 --> 00:35:24,654 Yeah. 599 00:35:24,655 --> 00:35:27,948 "Police continue to drag river for body of young artist." 600 00:35:27,949 --> 00:35:31,618 Well, let 'em keep draggin'. The more publicity, the better. 601 00:35:31,619 --> 00:35:34,162 Aw, Case, is this really necessary? 602 00:35:34,163 --> 00:35:35,831 You just remember our arrangement. 603 00:35:35,832 --> 00:35:36,749 You paint, I think. 604 00:35:36,750 --> 00:35:38,166 Well, if I'm gonna move to a hideout 605 00:35:38,167 --> 00:35:39,918 why do I have to have a disguise? 606 00:35:39,919 --> 00:35:43,505 Paul, your face is as well-known as Napoleon's. 607 00:35:43,506 --> 00:35:44,298 About the hideout, 608 00:35:44,299 --> 00:35:46,007 livin' in Coco's is a rotten idea. 609 00:35:46,008 --> 00:35:47,676 Why, how can I paint in a place like that? 610 00:35:47,677 --> 00:35:51,304 A place like that was good enough for Toulouse-Lautrec. 611 00:35:51,305 --> 00:35:53,682 Hiding at Coco's is a great idea. 612 00:35:53,683 --> 00:35:54,808 Yeah, yeah, maybe. 613 00:35:54,809 --> 00:35:57,185 Now, all I have to do is convince Coco. 614 00:35:57,186 --> 00:35:59,229 Of course, I expect to pay for his keep. 615 00:35:59,230 --> 00:36:02,065 Say, uh, 25 francs a day? 616 00:36:02,066 --> 00:36:05,027 Twenty-five francs a day? 617 00:36:07,113 --> 00:36:10,240 Well, I always have been a sucker for arty things. 618 00:36:10,241 --> 00:36:13,076 Ladies, we've got ourselves a new boy. 619 00:36:13,077 --> 00:36:15,328 I'll go outside and get him. 620 00:36:15,329 --> 00:36:18,082 - You mean he's here? - Bag and baggage. 621 00:36:24,505 --> 00:36:25,964 Is that him? 622 00:36:25,965 --> 00:36:28,425 Yeah, yeah, that's him. 623 00:36:28,426 --> 00:36:31,053 Fifty francs a day. 624 00:36:35,558 --> 00:36:37,393 Come on in. 625 00:36:38,895 --> 00:36:39,896 Well, come on in. 626 00:36:39,897 --> 00:36:43,273 Ah, Toulouse, this is, uh, Madame Coco La Fontaine. 627 00:36:43,274 --> 00:36:47,277 And, uh, the ladies are the Madame's, uh... 628 00:36:47,278 --> 00:36:48,070 ethnic dancers. 629 00:36:48,071 --> 00:36:50,989 - What's he going to do here? - Paint. 630 00:36:50,990 --> 00:36:52,949 Toulouse. 631 00:36:52,950 --> 00:36:54,326 - Toulouse. - Who? 632 00:36:54,327 --> 00:36:58,247 Toulouse! I have to leave you now. 633 00:36:58,956 --> 00:36:59,790 Where are you going? 634 00:36:59,791 --> 00:37:01,541 I have to take care of a... a detail. 635 00:37:01,542 --> 00:37:03,877 Uh, now the madame will show you to your room. 636 00:37:03,878 --> 00:37:05,754 You behave yourself. 637 00:37:05,755 --> 00:37:07,340 Oh, we'll see to that! 638 00:37:10,718 --> 00:37:11,677 Follow me, Mr. Lautrec. 639 00:37:11,678 --> 00:37:14,972 I have a room with a view on the third floor. 640 00:37:18,851 --> 00:37:20,311 In here. 641 00:37:31,572 --> 00:37:35,367 I'll have the girl bring you your sheets. 642 00:37:35,368 --> 00:37:36,826 Oh, brother. 643 00:37:36,827 --> 00:37:39,330 Uh... 644 00:37:42,416 --> 00:37:43,875 Hmph. 645 00:37:43,876 --> 00:37:47,588 Mm-hm! Beautiful. 646 00:37:49,465 --> 00:37:51,842 Just beautiful. 647 00:37:59,392 --> 00:38:02,310 Oh, fine. Just what I need. 648 00:38:02,311 --> 00:38:04,272 Nice and damp. 649 00:38:05,314 --> 00:38:09,359 I don't think I'm gonna enjoy being dead. 650 00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:11,195 'Course I'd really die. 651 00:38:15,658 --> 00:38:18,953 Which is just entirely possible. 652 00:38:21,956 --> 00:38:23,748 Come in. 653 00:38:23,749 --> 00:38:25,751 Bonjour. 654 00:38:27,044 --> 00:38:28,670 I'll only be a moment, monsieur. 655 00:38:28,671 --> 00:38:31,798 I have got all the time in the world. 656 00:38:31,799 --> 00:38:33,800 Bless you. 657 00:38:33,801 --> 00:38:36,137 Hm! Thank you. 658 00:38:40,391 --> 00:38:45,229 I... I am sorry,monsieur. I didn't mean to, uh... 659 00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:47,565 You! 660 00:38:47,566 --> 00:38:49,566 Oh, no,monsieur, not... not me. 661 00:38:49,567 --> 00:38:51,401 - It's you! - No,monsieur. 662 00:38:51,402 --> 00:38:52,777 - No. Oh, no, no! - What are you... 663 00:38:52,778 --> 00:38:56,364 - What are you doing here? - Not me! Madame Coco! 664 00:38:56,365 --> 00:38:57,033 Ow! 665 00:38:57,034 --> 00:38:59,617 - Madame Coco! - Hey, come back here. Ooh! 666 00:38:59,618 --> 00:39:01,494 - Madame Coco! - Come back here. 667 00:39:01,495 --> 00:39:04,497 - Madame Coco, help! - Nikki, wait a minute. 668 00:39:04,498 --> 00:39:06,458 - Help! - Nikki! Nikki! 669 00:39:06,459 --> 00:39:08,543 Nikki, it's... Let me in there, it's me. 670 00:39:08,544 --> 00:39:10,296 I'm comin', honey! Hold the fort! 671 00:39:10,338 --> 00:39:13,923 Nikki, let me in there. It's me. What are ya... 672 00:39:13,924 --> 00:39:14,800 That girl. That girl. 673 00:39:14,801 --> 00:39:16,301 Now you stay away from that girl, Toulouse. 674 00:39:16,302 --> 00:39:17,719 - What's she doin' here? - You heard what I said. 675 00:39:17,720 --> 00:39:20,847 You just stay away from her! Did you hear what I said? 676 00:39:20,848 --> 00:39:24,477 Hey! Oh! 677 00:39:29,315 --> 00:39:32,275 - It's Paul Sloane. - Paul Sloane? 678 00:39:32,276 --> 00:39:33,235 But they said he was dead. 679 00:39:33,236 --> 00:39:35,195 Oui!It was in the newspaper. 680 00:39:35,196 --> 00:39:36,906 They lied, honey. 681 00:39:38,199 --> 00:39:40,326 Not a word about this to anybody. 682 00:39:40,368 --> 00:39:41,410 I just raised his rent. 683 00:39:41,410 --> 00:39:42,411 Nikki, what are you doing here? 684 00:39:42,412 --> 00:39:43,620 A little cooking, a little sowing 685 00:39:43,621 --> 00:39:46,081 a little housekeeping and that's all, buster. 686 00:39:46,082 --> 00:39:47,832 Oh, Nikki, ya fool! 687 00:39:47,833 --> 00:39:50,585 I said that's all, buster. 688 00:39:50,586 --> 00:39:54,340 Mr. Casey, telegram for Paul. 689 00:39:55,883 --> 00:39:58,511 Somebody doesn't know. 690 00:39:59,345 --> 00:40:01,846 Oh, no. 691 00:40:01,847 --> 00:40:04,974 - Oh! - Bad news? 692 00:40:04,975 --> 00:40:06,852 Uh, very. 693 00:40:13,943 --> 00:40:16,111 Mademoiselle Laurie Gibson. 694 00:40:16,112 --> 00:40:18,488 Miss Laurie Gibson, will you please 695 00:40:18,489 --> 00:40:21,784 report to the information desk? 696 00:40:26,622 --> 00:40:28,164 I'm Laurie Gibson. 697 00:40:28,165 --> 00:40:31,126 - Oh, boy! - I beg your pardon. 698 00:40:31,127 --> 00:40:33,128 Well, you're Laurie Gibson. 699 00:40:33,129 --> 00:40:35,130 Yes, I know that. Who are you? 700 00:40:35,131 --> 00:40:38,174 Oh, I... I'm Casey Barnett. 701 00:40:38,175 --> 00:40:40,802 Oh! Paul's roommate. 702 00:40:40,803 --> 00:40:43,054 - Whose? - Paul Sloane's. 703 00:40:43,055 --> 00:40:46,057 - Uh. Oh, yes, Paul Sloane. - Why isn't he here to meet me? 704 00:40:46,058 --> 00:40:49,310 Oh, well, Miss Gibson, I... 705 00:40:49,311 --> 00:40:49,979 What is it? 706 00:40:49,980 --> 00:40:51,771 Has anything... has anything happened to him? 707 00:40:51,772 --> 00:40:54,274 Oh, I wonder if we could go some place where it's more quiet. 708 00:40:54,275 --> 00:40:56,734 I have something very painful to tell you. 709 00:40:56,735 --> 00:40:59,154 Paul. Something's happened to him. Tell me. 710 00:40:59,155 --> 00:41:02,699 Miss Gibson, I don't know exactly how to put this. 711 00:41:02,700 --> 00:41:06,411 But, well, Paul and I went out and we got drunk and... 712 00:41:06,412 --> 00:41:08,496 T-W-A, Flight 8-0-3 713 00:41:08,497 --> 00:41:12,542 to New York will be delayed 15 minutes. 714 00:41:12,543 --> 00:41:13,835 Oh, no! Oh! 715 00:41:13,836 --> 00:41:17,882 Boy! What if it was delayed an hour? 716 00:41:21,177 --> 00:41:24,012 Oh! Paul. 717 00:41:24,013 --> 00:41:25,638 Paul. Paul. 718 00:41:25,639 --> 00:41:28,266 Oh, Nikki, Nikki. 719 00:41:28,267 --> 00:41:32,145 I meant for you to work in a nice Jewish delicatessen. 720 00:41:32,146 --> 00:41:35,982 Oh! Not a sleazy night club. 721 00:41:35,983 --> 00:41:37,567 Why did you take a job here? 722 00:41:37,568 --> 00:41:40,778 Well, this was the place on the card you gave me, 723 00:41:40,779 --> 00:41:42,030 and madame is very nice. 724 00:41:42,031 --> 00:41:43,531 And I couldn't find you anywhere and... 725 00:41:43,532 --> 00:41:48,912 So, I thought you might visit here sometimes and I waited. 726 00:41:48,913 --> 00:41:51,247 Nikki, I want you to leave here. 727 00:41:51,248 --> 00:41:55,126 Oh, no, you help me and now I can help you. 728 00:41:55,127 --> 00:41:56,461 First, we get you all well and then 729 00:41:56,462 --> 00:41:59,422 we tell the police that you're not dead. 730 00:41:59,423 --> 00:42:00,007 No. Oh! 731 00:42:00,008 --> 00:42:04,260 No, uh, I told you, I have to stay dead for a while. 732 00:42:04,261 --> 00:42:06,429 You live here dead? 733 00:42:06,430 --> 00:42:08,348 I have to paint while I'm here. 734 00:42:08,349 --> 00:42:10,642 And people will buy these paintings? 735 00:42:10,643 --> 00:42:12,310 For a lot of money. 736 00:42:12,311 --> 00:42:16,982 Do they buy because you're good or because you're dead? 737 00:42:17,358 --> 00:42:19,776 Look, uh, what difference does that make? 738 00:42:19,777 --> 00:42:22,403 - Will you do me a favor? - Anything, Paul. 739 00:42:22,404 --> 00:42:23,905 Will you take that life of yours I thought 740 00:42:23,906 --> 00:42:27,325 I saved and spend it on somebody else, please? 741 00:42:27,326 --> 00:42:29,703 I have got work to do. 742 00:42:38,629 --> 00:42:40,214 Come in. 743 00:42:41,423 --> 00:42:44,510 I don't want you to think I came for the rent you owe. 744 00:42:44,552 --> 00:42:47,512 - Oh, what did you come for? - For the rent you owe. 745 00:42:47,513 --> 00:42:50,598 But I didn't want you to think it. 746 00:42:50,599 --> 00:42:51,475 I am not running out. 747 00:42:51,476 --> 00:42:55,353 Here, if there's any change, just mail it to the George Cinq. 748 00:42:55,354 --> 00:42:57,438 The George Cinq? 749 00:42:57,439 --> 00:42:59,691 Psshh! 750 00:42:59,692 --> 00:43:00,858 You hear that, Paul? 751 00:43:00,859 --> 00:43:05,072 He's gonna live pretty fancy from your talent. 752 00:43:05,823 --> 00:43:06,990 Goodbye, Mr. Fromkis. 753 00:43:06,991 --> 00:43:10,034 Not so fast goodbye, Mr. Diner's Club. 754 00:43:10,035 --> 00:43:14,080 The lease it says, you'll leave the room like you got it. 755 00:43:14,081 --> 00:43:16,332 You didn't get it with all this mess. 756 00:43:16,333 --> 00:43:20,712 With the drape on the bed or with the plastic lady. 757 00:43:20,713 --> 00:43:23,965 When you clean the room nice, you'll get the bag. 758 00:43:23,966 --> 00:43:26,509 Oh, come on, Fromkis, I'm a busy man. 759 00:43:26,510 --> 00:43:30,723 My wife and I are a busy man, too. 760 00:43:42,026 --> 00:43:45,486 Well, what am I gonna do with you, Curly? 761 00:43:45,487 --> 00:43:47,698 Goodbye, old bedmate. 762 00:44:06,008 --> 00:44:09,178 - Who's there? - No one. 763 00:44:10,012 --> 00:44:13,514 Monsieur,I saw nothing. Nothing. 764 00:44:13,515 --> 00:44:17,101 I am discreet. Very discreet. 765 00:44:17,102 --> 00:44:20,480 My... my wife tells me I am a mouse, 766 00:44:20,481 --> 00:44:22,148 a little bitty mouse. 767 00:44:22,149 --> 00:44:24,484 What are you talking about? 768 00:44:24,485 --> 00:44:26,402 I quit my job. 769 00:44:26,403 --> 00:44:29,030 I leave Paris! I saw nothing. 770 00:44:29,031 --> 00:44:33,951 Nothing, please! I saw nothing, please,monsieur. 771 00:44:33,952 --> 00:44:35,453 Nothing! 772 00:44:35,454 --> 00:44:37,081 Shee! 773 00:44:37,998 --> 00:44:40,417 Aw, burn, will ya? 774 00:44:42,252 --> 00:44:45,798 Case, you're no good. 775 00:44:46,131 --> 00:44:49,175 How can you make a play for your best friend's girl 776 00:44:49,176 --> 00:44:50,718 just because she's the most delicious 777 00:44:50,719 --> 00:44:52,095 female-type person you've ever met? 778 00:44:52,096 --> 00:44:56,015 That's no reason to knife your buddy in the back. 779 00:44:56,016 --> 00:44:58,852 How can you do such a thing? 780 00:45:00,104 --> 00:45:02,106 You know, it isn't hard. 781 00:45:03,232 --> 00:45:04,816 What are your plans? 782 00:45:04,817 --> 00:45:07,652 I have to go home as soon as possible. 783 00:45:07,653 --> 00:45:11,572 Uh, is that, um... a good idea? 784 00:45:11,573 --> 00:45:14,200 There's no reason for me to stay here. 785 00:45:14,201 --> 00:45:17,912 - Isn't there? - Oh, what possible reason? 786 00:45:17,913 --> 00:45:20,206 Well, I... I don't know how to say this. 787 00:45:20,207 --> 00:45:24,460 It may just prolong your pain, but... 788 00:45:24,461 --> 00:45:25,586 What is it, Casey? 789 00:45:25,587 --> 00:45:30,341 Well, you know they, they haven't found... 790 00:45:30,342 --> 00:45:31,759 his body yet. 791 00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:34,346 His body? 792 00:45:35,472 --> 00:45:39,434 - Yeah. Yeah, the body. - Oh! 793 00:45:39,435 --> 00:45:44,355 Oh, Laurie, I... I know it's cruel to raise your hopes. 794 00:45:44,356 --> 00:45:45,690 Raise my hopes? 795 00:45:45,691 --> 00:45:47,442 Well, it's just possible that when he jumped 796 00:45:47,443 --> 00:45:51,446 he might have, uh, hit his head on a passing barge 797 00:45:51,447 --> 00:45:53,656 and he may be just wandering around 798 00:45:53,657 --> 00:45:56,326 a victim of amnesia. 799 00:45:57,661 --> 00:46:01,205 Casey, you're not just saying this. 800 00:46:01,206 --> 00:46:05,668 Laurie, Laurie, I'm... I'm not a religious man. 801 00:46:05,669 --> 00:46:09,922 But something in here keeps saying. 802 00:46:09,923 --> 00:46:13,342 "Paul is alive. Paul is alive." 803 00:46:13,343 --> 00:46:16,846 Oh, if only I thought it were possible. 804 00:46:16,847 --> 00:46:21,601 As long as this little spark of faith smolders, 805 00:46:21,602 --> 00:46:23,144 I must fan it. 806 00:46:23,145 --> 00:46:25,730 Will you help me... fan it? 807 00:46:25,731 --> 00:46:28,941 Oh, yes. Yes. 808 00:46:28,942 --> 00:46:33,155 Oh! Oh! Oh! 809 00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:51,924 Oh, doggone... 810 00:46:58,430 --> 00:47:01,475 Oh! 811 00:47:17,699 --> 00:47:21,369 Say, I am gonna catch pneumonia. 812 00:47:21,370 --> 00:47:23,539 Man, oh, man. 813 00:47:25,165 --> 00:47:29,669 I wonder what my partner's doin' tonight. 814 00:47:29,670 --> 00:47:32,088 You can't do enough for some people. 815 00:47:32,089 --> 00:47:35,466 I don't know what's the matter with me. 816 00:47:35,467 --> 00:47:38,427 He's probably walkin' around the boulevard 817 00:47:38,428 --> 00:47:40,137 spendin' the money. 818 00:47:40,138 --> 00:47:45,185 And me catchin' pneumonia and starvin' to death. 819 00:47:50,691 --> 00:47:51,775 Oh, boy! 820 00:47:51,776 --> 00:47:54,151 He's out makin' money and I'm walking around here 821 00:47:54,152 --> 00:47:56,822 like... like Woody the Woodpecker. 822 00:48:02,744 --> 00:48:04,955 Like, that's too much... 823 00:48:26,435 --> 00:48:28,603 Now, Coco La Fontaine! 824 00:48:28,604 --> 00:48:30,146 Paul, what are you doing out of bed? 825 00:48:30,147 --> 00:48:31,606 I'm just lookin' for a cup of hot tea. 826 00:48:31,607 --> 00:48:34,066 - You can't go down there. - Why not? 827 00:48:34,067 --> 00:48:36,861 Because you'll ruin Madame Coco's big number. 828 00:48:36,862 --> 00:48:37,613 Huh? 829 00:48:37,614 --> 00:48:42,992 ♪ Alors messieurs ♪ 830 00:48:42,993 --> 00:48:45,578 ♪ How do you like my la Maison ♪ 831 00:48:45,579 --> 00:48:49,415 ♪ Coco La Fontaine Maison ♪ 832 00:48:49,416 --> 00:48:54,253 ♪ Votre Maison ♪ 833 00:48:54,254 --> 00:48:56,714 ♪ La-la mai oui bien sur ♪ 834 00:48:56,715 --> 00:49:00,593 ♪ Anything you say messieurs ♪ 835 00:49:00,594 --> 00:49:02,261 ♪ If you want their lips ♪ 836 00:49:02,262 --> 00:49:04,221 ♪ Qu'est-ce que c'est les lips ♪ 837 00:49:04,222 --> 00:49:05,765 ♪ If you want their arms ♪ 838 00:49:05,766 --> 00:49:07,642 ♪ Qu'est-ce que c'est les arms ♪ 839 00:49:07,643 --> 00:49:09,226 ♪ If you want their hearts ♪ 840 00:49:09,227 --> 00:49:11,187 ♪ Qu'est-ce que c'est les hearts ♪ 841 00:49:11,188 --> 00:49:14,982 ♪ You know qu'est-ce que charms ♪ 842 00:49:14,983 --> 00:49:16,901 ♪ Ooh la-la-la ♪ 843 00:49:16,902 --> 00:49:19,403 ♪ Messieurs s'il vous plait ♪ 844 00:49:19,404 --> 00:49:21,447 ♪ Pas si vite pas si vite ♪ 845 00:49:21,448 --> 00:49:25,868 ♪ Oh you have but to say the word ♪ 846 00:49:25,869 --> 00:49:27,912 ♪ Here is our Chou Chou ♪ 847 00:49:27,913 --> 00:49:29,538 ♪ Petit Chou charmant ♪ 848 00:49:29,539 --> 00:49:31,624 ♪ And our own couchette ♪ 849 00:49:31,625 --> 00:49:33,292 ♪ Par Mai vous attend ♪ 850 00:49:33,293 --> 00:49:35,628 ♪ Margot Yvette ♪ 851 00:49:35,629 --> 00:49:37,046 ♪ Yeah ♪ 852 00:49:37,047 --> 00:49:40,132 ♪ Messieurs s'il vous plait ♪ 853 00:49:40,133 --> 00:49:42,426 ♪ Pas si vite pas si vite ♪ 854 00:49:42,427 --> 00:49:45,930 ♪ Oh you have but to say ♪ 855 00:49:45,931 --> 00:49:48,057 ♪ Ce que vous voulez ♪ 856 00:49:48,058 --> 00:49:50,142 ♪ Anything you want ♪ 857 00:49:50,143 --> 00:49:53,062 ♪ C'est si bon le love ♪ 858 00:49:53,063 --> 00:49:56,148 ♪ Pourquoi pas le love ♪ 859 00:49:56,149 --> 00:49:58,609 ♪ Oh-h-h-h ♪ 860 00:49:58,610 --> 00:50:03,030 ♪ You have but to say the word ♪ 861 00:50:03,031 --> 00:50:04,950 ♪ Pas si vite♪♪ 862 00:50:21,883 --> 00:50:24,970 Well, what did you think of our Chou Chou, Mr. De Winter? 863 00:50:25,012 --> 00:50:28,305 - Isn't she somethin'? - Uh, yes. But what? 864 00:50:28,306 --> 00:50:31,350 And now, Madame du Pompadour. 865 00:50:31,351 --> 00:50:33,061 Premature senility. 866 00:50:42,320 --> 00:50:43,989 This is not doin' my fever any good. 867 00:50:44,031 --> 00:50:47,075 I'm gonna get a cup of hot tea. 868 00:50:48,869 --> 00:50:52,163 Pepe, we're previewing a spectacular 869 00:50:52,164 --> 00:50:53,123 new show on Thursday. 870 00:50:53,124 --> 00:50:57,376 Too bad. I'm getting a manicure on Thursday. 871 00:50:57,377 --> 00:51:01,757 Well, if your nails are dry by Friday, drop in. 872 00:51:02,382 --> 00:51:04,133 Monsieur Pepe. 873 00:51:04,134 --> 00:51:06,344 S'il vous plait? 874 00:51:10,474 --> 00:51:12,892 Merci, mon petit Cherie. 875 00:51:12,893 --> 00:51:15,395 Mon plaisir, monsieur. 876 00:51:30,786 --> 00:51:33,913 Will you perhaps be dancing Thursday? 877 00:51:33,914 --> 00:51:37,333 Oh, no,monsieur, I do not dance. I sew. 878 00:51:37,334 --> 00:51:41,295 Oh-ho, with a... with a figure like yours? 879 00:51:41,296 --> 00:51:42,838 But I'm a very good seamstress. 880 00:51:42,839 --> 00:51:45,591 I make Madame Pompadour's underwear. 881 00:51:45,592 --> 00:51:49,262 Oh. Did you now? 882 00:51:51,223 --> 00:51:52,515 I made this, too. 883 00:51:52,516 --> 00:51:55,184 Lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely. 884 00:51:55,185 --> 00:51:56,310 And... and look at the stitches. 885 00:51:56,311 --> 00:51:59,563 All handmade and... and very delicate, no? 886 00:51:59,564 --> 00:52:03,234 Oh, yes, very, very delicate. Delicate. 887 00:52:03,235 --> 00:52:05,236 Excuse me. 888 00:52:05,237 --> 00:52:07,863 Uh, I... I wonder, mademoiselle... 889 00:52:07,864 --> 00:52:09,323 - Nikki. - Oh, Nikki. 890 00:52:09,324 --> 00:52:14,954 I am Pepe. I live with my mother in a chateau in Switzerland. 891 00:52:14,955 --> 00:52:16,205 She's very old. 892 00:52:16,206 --> 00:52:18,207 I wonder if this weekend, you would not accompany me 893 00:52:18,208 --> 00:52:22,628 to our chateau and perhaps, put up a few hems for her? 894 00:52:22,629 --> 00:52:24,088 Oh, boy. That's a new one. 895 00:52:24,089 --> 00:52:25,714 Do you think I should go? 896 00:52:25,715 --> 00:52:28,135 You... No! 897 00:52:28,301 --> 00:52:31,763 I'm forbidden. He's my lover. 898 00:52:33,473 --> 00:52:35,015 Your lover? 899 00:52:35,016 --> 00:52:39,228 May I congratulate you on your infinite compassion? 900 00:52:39,229 --> 00:52:39,855 Thank you. 901 00:52:39,856 --> 00:52:43,567 Uh, another time, perhaps? 902 00:52:45,819 --> 00:52:47,737 Perhaps. 903 00:52:53,743 --> 00:52:55,494 Nikki. 904 00:52:55,495 --> 00:52:56,620 Oui, madame. 905 00:52:56,621 --> 00:52:59,456 You stay away from Monsieur deWinter. 906 00:52:59,457 --> 00:53:00,125 But why? 907 00:53:00,126 --> 00:53:01,750 Well, because you're a sweet young thing 908 00:53:01,751 --> 00:53:02,711 and he's a dirty old man. 909 00:53:02,712 --> 00:53:04,920 I'm saving you for a church wedding. 910 00:53:04,921 --> 00:53:06,630 Do you understand? 911 00:53:06,631 --> 00:53:10,510 Oui, madame.I understand. 912 00:53:11,219 --> 00:53:13,554 Paul, you must love me, yes? 913 00:53:13,555 --> 00:53:15,931 Hey, how'd you arrive at that? 914 00:53:15,932 --> 00:53:18,142 Oh, because you paint all the other girls. 915 00:53:18,143 --> 00:53:19,144 But you never painted me. 916 00:53:19,145 --> 00:53:22,313 - Why? - You just don't inspire me. 917 00:53:22,314 --> 00:53:27,318 Unh-uh. Because you're afraid you will look at me too long. 918 00:53:27,319 --> 00:53:29,236 And you're afraid you will say... 919 00:53:29,237 --> 00:53:32,448 you will say, "Nikki, I love you." 920 00:53:32,449 --> 00:53:34,909 Nikki, will you please leave me alone? I'm busy. 921 00:53:34,910 --> 00:53:37,161 So, you are afraid. You are afraid. 922 00:53:37,162 --> 00:53:39,121 I... I'm not afraid. 923 00:53:39,122 --> 00:53:43,459 Look, Nikki, I'm in love with a rich, sexy, beautiful 924 00:53:43,460 --> 00:53:45,836 American girl, who I'm gonna marry 925 00:53:45,837 --> 00:53:49,381 as soon as I recover from my amnesia. 926 00:53:49,382 --> 00:53:50,300 Even though you love me? 927 00:53:50,301 --> 00:53:54,346 Nikki, please, will you leave me alone? 928 00:54:02,562 --> 00:54:05,690 I dare you, paint me. 929 00:54:07,150 --> 00:54:08,901 Alright, I'll paint ya. 930 00:54:08,902 --> 00:54:10,195 Shall I undress? 931 00:54:10,237 --> 00:54:11,946 No! No. 932 00:54:11,947 --> 00:54:14,114 Paul, 933 00:54:14,115 --> 00:54:15,116 so you do love me. 934 00:54:15,117 --> 00:54:17,826 And you do respect me too, don't you? 935 00:54:17,827 --> 00:54:21,790 Nikki, I... Oh, Nikki. 936 00:54:24,376 --> 00:54:25,668 - Ready? - Casey, I don't know... 937 00:54:25,669 --> 00:54:27,461 If I can go through with this. 938 00:54:27,462 --> 00:54:28,505 We owe it to Paul. 939 00:54:28,506 --> 00:54:31,590 Do you really think there's a chance we'll find him? 940 00:54:31,591 --> 00:54:32,550 Well, frankly, I don't know. 941 00:54:32,551 --> 00:54:35,469 But... if he is searching for his identity 942 00:54:35,470 --> 00:54:38,514 well, he may return to some of his old haunts. 943 00:54:38,515 --> 00:54:42,017 If he does, I wanna be there. 944 00:54:42,018 --> 00:54:43,979 So do I. 945 00:54:48,650 --> 00:54:52,279 Was that his... his table? 946 00:54:52,487 --> 00:54:54,781 Yes, it was. 947 00:54:56,283 --> 00:54:58,826 I can't believe he's gone. 948 00:54:58,827 --> 00:55:03,080 Our apartment will seem like a morgue 949 00:55:03,081 --> 00:55:07,168 without that crazy American. 950 00:55:10,380 --> 00:55:14,091 Uh, where else did he, uh, spend his time? 951 00:55:14,092 --> 00:55:16,051 Are you sure this isn't too painful for you? 952 00:55:16,052 --> 00:55:19,681 Oh, no. No. 953 00:55:40,076 --> 00:55:41,952 Uh, did he come here often? 954 00:55:41,953 --> 00:55:44,121 Oh, he practically lived here. 955 00:55:44,122 --> 00:55:46,165 Oh, I hear the baby. 956 00:55:46,166 --> 00:55:47,958 Excusez-moi, messieurs. 957 00:55:47,959 --> 00:55:50,961 Mama is coming, little Paulo. 958 00:55:50,962 --> 00:55:52,254 Did she call the baby "Little Paulo?" 959 00:55:52,255 --> 00:55:56,300 Oh, did she? I thought... I thought she said, uh, Pablo. 960 00:55:56,301 --> 00:55:59,470 Isn't Pablo Spanish for Paul? 961 00:55:59,471 --> 00:56:00,721 Oh, it... it may be. 962 00:56:00,722 --> 00:56:01,431 But I... I'm sure 963 00:56:01,432 --> 00:56:02,765 she must've meant, uh, uh, Pablum. 964 00:56:02,766 --> 00:56:07,604 Yes, she meant she was getting the Pablum for the baby. 965 00:56:16,571 --> 00:56:18,615 Thank you. 966 00:56:21,493 --> 00:56:22,743 Laurie. 967 00:56:22,744 --> 00:56:27,414 Laurie, I have a little story to tell you and I... 968 00:56:27,415 --> 00:56:32,711 After I've finished, I... hope you won't hate me. 969 00:56:32,712 --> 00:56:33,505 Hate you? 970 00:56:33,506 --> 00:56:38,926 Well, Laurie, after I first started rooming with Paul, well, 971 00:56:38,927 --> 00:56:40,886 he described you to me. 972 00:56:40,887 --> 00:56:42,179 And I was so impressed that... 973 00:56:42,180 --> 00:56:46,141 that I decided I had to know more about you. 974 00:56:46,142 --> 00:56:48,977 Then one night, I did a shameful thing. 975 00:56:48,978 --> 00:56:53,107 I stole one of your letters to Paul and I read it. 976 00:56:53,108 --> 00:56:55,150 In it, I found the soul 977 00:56:55,151 --> 00:56:57,486 of the woman I'd been searching for. 978 00:56:57,487 --> 00:57:01,031 A woman who had promised herself to my best friend. 979 00:57:01,032 --> 00:57:03,368 I... I know you're going to despise me, 980 00:57:03,410 --> 00:57:07,287 but I read all of your passionate letters. 981 00:57:07,288 --> 00:57:10,082 I pretended they were meant for me. 982 00:57:10,083 --> 00:57:12,292 I... I never wrote passionate letters. 983 00:57:12,293 --> 00:57:15,963 Oh, no, it wasn't the words. It was the feeling. 984 00:57:15,964 --> 00:57:20,259 I tingled every time I'd read simple things like, 985 00:57:20,260 --> 00:57:24,389 "Hello, darling. How are you?" 986 00:57:24,431 --> 00:57:25,806 "What's new?" 987 00:57:25,807 --> 00:57:27,141 Oh, Casey, I... 988 00:57:27,142 --> 00:57:29,560 No... no, no. There's more. 989 00:57:29,561 --> 00:57:32,646 And this is the ugliest part of all. 990 00:57:32,647 --> 00:57:34,189 May God forgive me for what I'm about to say. 991 00:57:34,190 --> 00:57:38,110 But if Paul has amnesia, I hope he never regains his memory. 992 00:57:38,111 --> 00:57:40,112 You must hate me. 993 00:57:40,113 --> 00:57:42,698 No, Casey, I don't hate you. 994 00:57:42,699 --> 00:57:45,701 You don't suppose that you could ever... 995 00:57:45,702 --> 00:57:46,327 Ever what? 996 00:57:46,328 --> 00:57:49,371 Oh, Laurie, I love you and I'm going to do everything 997 00:57:49,372 --> 00:57:51,623 in my power to make you love me. 998 00:57:51,624 --> 00:57:53,751 I'm glad. 999 00:57:54,711 --> 00:57:56,838 Pardon me. 1000 00:57:59,340 --> 00:58:00,300 - What? - No, no. 1001 00:58:00,301 --> 00:58:02,050 Please, monsieur. No, no, no. 1002 00:58:02,051 --> 00:58:03,552 I saw nothing. 1003 00:58:03,553 --> 00:58:06,847 I'm a mouse. A petit mouse. No, please. 1004 00:58:06,848 --> 00:58:09,600 I leave Paris for good. This day, for good. 1005 00:58:09,601 --> 00:58:12,103 I am a mouse. Please! Ah! 1006 00:58:15,773 --> 00:58:17,608 What's the matter with him? 1007 00:58:17,609 --> 00:58:18,817 Well, I... I don't know. 1008 00:58:18,818 --> 00:58:21,321 He... he thinks he's a mouse. 1009 00:58:21,488 --> 00:58:25,032 Everyone's making money out of Pablo but us. 1010 00:58:25,033 --> 00:58:29,119 Hello? I want the ad to read... 1011 00:58:29,120 --> 00:58:32,331 "Visit Paul Sloane's shrine 1012 00:58:32,332 --> 00:58:37,837 at Madame Coco La Fontaine." 1013 00:58:38,004 --> 00:58:40,631 Madame Coco La Fontaine. 1014 00:58:40,632 --> 00:58:42,466 Yes, th... that's right. The nightclub. 1015 00:58:42,467 --> 00:58:46,345 Yes. Uh... uh, "Tourists welcome." 1016 00:58:46,346 --> 00:58:48,598 Run the ad for one week. 1017 00:58:48,806 --> 00:58:52,644 A little extra revenue for our pension fund. 1018 00:59:01,861 --> 00:59:03,320 I'm not trying to tell you your business, 1019 00:59:03,321 --> 00:59:06,949 but you gentlemen have had plenty of time to find the body. 1020 00:59:06,950 --> 00:59:08,116 If there is a body. 1021 00:59:08,117 --> 00:59:10,077 Well, when a person commits suicide, 1022 00:59:10,078 --> 00:59:12,956 isn't there usually a body? 1023 00:59:14,499 --> 00:59:15,500 There is always. 1024 00:59:15,501 --> 00:59:18,752 - So, where is... - The body? 1025 00:59:18,753 --> 00:59:19,629 The body. 1026 00:59:19,630 --> 00:59:21,088 Perhaps there is no body 1027 00:59:21,089 --> 00:59:24,675 because there was no suicide. 1028 00:59:24,676 --> 00:59:27,220 No suicide? 1029 00:59:27,971 --> 00:59:30,055 No suicide. 1030 00:59:30,056 --> 00:59:32,600 Of course! 1031 00:59:50,702 --> 00:59:51,952 What do you see there? 1032 00:59:51,953 --> 00:59:56,665 Mm, lavender... green... 1033 00:59:56,666 --> 01:00:00,168 Little specks of heliotrope. 1034 01:00:00,169 --> 01:00:01,129 What else? 1035 01:00:01,130 --> 01:00:04,257 Well, um, pupil... 1036 01:00:05,049 --> 01:00:07,635 large lashes... 1037 01:00:09,512 --> 01:00:10,637 tear duct. 1038 01:00:10,638 --> 01:00:12,514 "Tear duct?" But I don't need that. 1039 01:00:12,515 --> 01:00:16,184 Since I've modeled for you, I've never used it. 1040 01:00:16,185 --> 01:00:17,644 You're a very, very good model. 1041 01:00:17,645 --> 01:00:20,814 So, why not marry me? Then I could take my clothes off. 1042 01:00:20,815 --> 01:00:23,775 Please, Nikki, I'm trying to do your mouth. 1043 01:00:23,776 --> 01:00:26,529 Oh. Sorry. 1044 01:00:32,577 --> 01:00:33,453 - Paul? - Hm? 1045 01:00:33,454 --> 01:00:35,787 - Give me an engagement ring. - Why? 1046 01:00:35,788 --> 01:00:38,457 Well, then you could at least paint me in my slip. 1047 01:00:38,458 --> 01:00:40,792 You are a nut. 1048 01:00:40,793 --> 01:00:43,338 Oh. 1049 01:00:43,546 --> 01:00:45,047 Alright, Picasso, break it up. 1050 01:00:45,048 --> 01:00:46,965 Here, put your make up on. 1051 01:00:46,966 --> 01:00:48,383 Look, ma'am, I happen to be painting. 1052 01:00:48,384 --> 01:00:49,469 And I happen to be exhibiting. 1053 01:00:49,470 --> 01:00:53,555 Now, paste your wig on before the tourists get here. 1054 01:00:53,556 --> 01:00:54,599 You invited tourists in here? 1055 01:00:54,600 --> 01:00:57,559 Tourists love to visit shrines. This studio is a shrine. 1056 01:00:57,560 --> 01:01:00,103 We're... we're payin' for this studio. 1057 01:01:00,104 --> 01:01:01,064 Not enough. 1058 01:01:01,064 --> 01:01:02,148 Say, that's illegal. 1059 01:01:02,149 --> 01:01:04,816 Everything's illegal, or fattening. 1060 01:01:04,817 --> 01:01:06,443 Now paste your wig on, Pablo. 1061 01:01:06,444 --> 01:01:08,362 Your worshipers are on their way. 1062 01:01:08,363 --> 01:01:11,406 We'll see about that. 1063 01:01:11,407 --> 01:01:14,243 Ow... 1064 01:01:14,410 --> 01:01:15,286 What are you doing? 1065 01:01:15,287 --> 01:01:18,413 Dead painters don't have wet paint. 1066 01:01:18,414 --> 01:01:20,165 Mr. Casey Barnett, please. 1067 01:01:20,166 --> 01:01:23,168 Par ici, madames et messieurs. Par ici. 1068 01:01:23,169 --> 01:01:24,628 Right this way, folks. 1069 01:01:24,629 --> 01:01:26,421 Yeah, folks, right this way. 1070 01:01:26,422 --> 01:01:29,841 Come up and see the room that he lived and worked in. 1071 01:01:29,842 --> 01:01:32,010 It'll tear your hearts out. 1072 01:01:32,011 --> 01:01:33,804 Oui.Casey Barnett. 1073 01:01:33,805 --> 01:01:35,305 Oh, pardon! 1074 01:01:35,306 --> 01:01:36,182 Excusez-moi. 1075 01:01:36,183 --> 01:01:37,307 If I lived here, I don't think 1076 01:01:37,308 --> 01:01:39,601 I'd get too much work done. 1077 01:01:39,602 --> 01:01:41,521 Alright. 1078 01:01:42,980 --> 01:01:46,775 Case? Casey, it's me. You've got to get me out of here. 1079 01:01:46,776 --> 01:01:50,279 Do you know what that fool landlord... 1080 01:01:54,784 --> 01:01:58,996 Upstairs, Ducky, for Paul Sloane's room. 1081 01:02:01,374 --> 01:02:05,545 Get lost, Toulouse. You'll louse up the act. 1082 01:02:07,338 --> 01:02:11,133 Laurie. What's she doin' here? 1083 01:02:11,134 --> 01:02:13,385 Of all... 1084 01:02:13,386 --> 01:02:15,303 And now, uh, madames et messieurs, 1085 01:02:15,304 --> 01:02:19,224 if you will follow me, we'll visit his other studio 1086 01:02:19,225 --> 01:02:23,020 just above the delicatessen. 1087 01:02:28,985 --> 01:02:30,570 Huh? 1088 01:02:31,946 --> 01:02:35,199 Alright, alright, don't push. 1089 01:02:37,702 --> 01:02:39,286 Beautiful, no? 1090 01:02:39,287 --> 01:02:40,704 Yes. 1091 01:02:40,705 --> 01:02:42,622 They're all of me. 1092 01:02:42,623 --> 01:02:44,208 Oh? 1093 01:02:51,215 --> 01:02:53,425 So they are. 1094 01:02:53,426 --> 01:02:55,927 You, uh, you live here? 1095 01:02:55,928 --> 01:03:00,891 Mm-hmm. I am... I mean, I was his favorite. 1096 01:03:00,892 --> 01:03:02,684 Favorite what? 1097 01:03:02,685 --> 01:03:05,229 Favorite everything. 1098 01:03:05,813 --> 01:03:07,397 Did he... did he love you? 1099 01:03:07,398 --> 01:03:08,024 Oh, yes. 1100 01:03:08,025 --> 01:03:10,358 That is why he never painted me in the nude. 1101 01:03:10,359 --> 01:03:14,362 He didn't want anyone else to see me that way. 1102 01:03:14,363 --> 01:03:15,907 I see. 1103 01:03:17,116 --> 01:03:20,411 He had such respect for me. 1104 01:03:20,578 --> 01:03:21,287 Respect for you? 1105 01:03:21,288 --> 01:03:23,497 - Paul, you heard? - Oh, I heard. 1106 01:03:23,498 --> 01:03:25,123 Now, look, you're not my girl, 1107 01:03:25,124 --> 01:03:27,000 or my date, or even a kissing friend. 1108 01:03:27,001 --> 01:03:28,293 And I don't want you goin' around 1109 01:03:28,294 --> 01:03:29,461 tellin' people that ya are. 1110 01:03:29,462 --> 01:03:31,838 But I only told that one lady. 1111 01:03:31,839 --> 01:03:34,049 That was one too many. 1112 01:03:34,050 --> 01:03:35,342 Who else did you tell? 1113 01:03:35,343 --> 01:03:37,552 Nobody. Just... just her and Pepe. 1114 01:03:37,553 --> 01:03:42,474 Pep... Why... why would you tell Pepe a thing like that? 1115 01:03:42,475 --> 01:03:45,644 Because he wanted to bother me. And I didn't want him to. 1116 01:03:45,645 --> 01:03:47,354 - Therefore. - I... Well, you... 1117 01:03:47,355 --> 01:03:47,939 Slap him. 1118 01:03:47,940 --> 01:03:51,900 Look, I'm engaged to be married and not to you. 1119 01:03:51,901 --> 01:03:54,779 Is that clear? 1120 01:03:55,863 --> 01:03:58,156 Why didn't you tell me Laurie was in Paris? 1121 01:03:58,157 --> 01:04:01,786 Why, this is the first I've heard of it. 1122 01:04:01,828 --> 01:04:02,620 Did she see you? 1123 01:04:02,621 --> 01:04:04,246 - No. - Oh, good. 1124 01:04:04,247 --> 01:04:05,664 What do you mean good? 1125 01:04:05,665 --> 01:04:07,249 Well, I mean it's good that she, 1126 01:04:07,250 --> 01:04:08,542 uh, didn't see you in that red wig. 1127 01:04:08,543 --> 01:04:10,377 She might've thought you cracked up. 1128 01:04:10,378 --> 01:04:12,671 Casey, I've got to see her. 1129 01:04:12,672 --> 01:04:13,172 See her? 1130 01:04:13,173 --> 01:04:15,090 She just came from your shrine. 1131 01:04:15,091 --> 01:04:16,383 You're dead, remember? 1132 01:04:16,384 --> 01:04:17,968 Besides, if you just pop up 1133 01:04:17,969 --> 01:04:20,595 out of nowhere, who knows how she'll react. 1134 01:04:20,596 --> 01:04:22,138 Casey, are you tellin' me everything? 1135 01:04:22,139 --> 01:04:25,517 I mean, you didn't know Laurie was in Paris? 1136 01:04:25,518 --> 01:04:27,686 Paul, why would I lie to you? 1137 01:04:27,687 --> 01:04:31,898 - Casey, I'm coming over there. - No, no, no. Uh, trust me. 1138 01:04:31,899 --> 01:04:35,236 If you come over here, you'll blow the whole thing. 1139 01:04:39,323 --> 01:04:41,826 - Hi. - Hi. 1140 01:04:45,580 --> 01:04:46,372 Uh, Laurie. 1141 01:04:46,373 --> 01:04:49,541 Laurie, uh, suppose Paul were still alive 1142 01:04:49,542 --> 01:04:51,001 would you still be doing this? 1143 01:04:51,002 --> 01:04:54,171 Right in front of him. 1144 01:04:54,422 --> 01:04:58,425 Does... does that mean you don't love Paul anymore? 1145 01:04:58,426 --> 01:05:02,305 I don't know why I ever thought I did. 1146 01:05:03,556 --> 01:05:07,475 Casey, it's you I love. 1147 01:05:07,476 --> 01:05:11,606 Yeah, yeah. Me, too. 1148 01:05:26,954 --> 01:05:29,790 Yeah, me too. 1149 01:05:50,227 --> 01:05:51,353 Follow him when he leaves. 1150 01:05:51,354 --> 01:05:53,188 What did you say? I couldn't hear you. 1151 01:05:53,189 --> 01:05:56,274 A good detective sees and hears everything. 1152 01:05:56,275 --> 01:05:57,400 I said, follow him. 1153 01:05:57,401 --> 01:05:59,152 Zorgus? He's not going anywhere. 1154 01:05:59,153 --> 01:06:02,448 - Not Zorgus. Him. - Oh. 1155 01:06:08,579 --> 01:06:11,248 What, that bungler. 1156 01:06:19,215 --> 01:06:20,091 Good afternoon. 1157 01:06:20,092 --> 01:06:22,342 Good afternoon, sir. May I help you? 1158 01:06:22,343 --> 01:06:23,468 Oh, just browsing. 1159 01:06:23,469 --> 01:06:25,929 Interesting painting. Whose is it? 1160 01:06:25,930 --> 01:06:28,223 Paul Sloane. A great artist. 1161 01:06:28,224 --> 01:06:30,308 Paul Sloane? Oh, yes. 1162 01:06:30,309 --> 01:06:32,477 The one who committed suicide. 1163 01:06:32,478 --> 01:06:34,896 - Cigarette? - Why, thank you. 1164 01:06:34,897 --> 01:06:36,272 Thank you, thank you. 1165 01:06:36,273 --> 01:06:37,942 Yes, Sloane's manager 1166 01:06:37,984 --> 01:06:39,943 just sold me all his last works. 1167 01:06:39,944 --> 01:06:43,321 - His manager? - Yes, yes. Uh, Casey Barnett. 1168 01:06:43,322 --> 01:06:44,531 They were roommates. 1169 01:06:44,532 --> 01:06:47,952 Ah-ha. Thank you. 1170 01:06:49,662 --> 01:06:52,331 Sorry. Thank you. 1171 01:07:08,639 --> 01:07:10,890 - Hi there. - Paul. 1172 01:07:10,891 --> 01:07:12,308 What are you doing here? 1173 01:07:12,309 --> 01:07:14,978 I've had it, buddy. The masquerade is over. 1174 01:07:14,979 --> 01:07:16,563 Oh, Paul, if you'll just be patient 1175 01:07:16,564 --> 01:07:17,981 a little while longer, we'll all be rich. 1176 01:07:17,982 --> 01:07:21,234 Yeah, so you've been telling me. So far, I haven't seen a penny. 1177 01:07:21,235 --> 01:07:23,361 You... Well, there... There's expenses. 1178 01:07:23,362 --> 01:07:26,406 Yeah, you know something? I noticed that. 1179 01:07:26,407 --> 01:07:30,618 Casey, I am turning in my wig. I'm going to Laurie. 1180 01:07:30,619 --> 01:07:31,786 I'm gonna tell her the whole story 1181 01:07:31,787 --> 01:07:33,830 and get her to a Justice of the Peace 1182 01:07:33,831 --> 01:07:34,874 before it's too late. 1183 01:07:34,875 --> 01:07:37,292 Well, it's already too late. 1184 01:07:37,293 --> 01:07:38,294 What did you just mumble? 1185 01:07:38,295 --> 01:07:41,212 I... Laurie's in love. Uh... 1186 01:07:41,213 --> 01:07:42,131 Keep mumbling. 1187 01:07:42,132 --> 01:07:43,381 Uh, with someone else. 1188 01:07:43,382 --> 01:07:44,425 I... I told her 1189 01:07:44,426 --> 01:07:45,550 to try to control herself, 1190 01:07:45,551 --> 01:07:46,843 but she just couldn't stop. 1191 01:07:46,844 --> 01:07:50,472 And, well, th... these things happen, Paul. 1192 01:07:50,473 --> 01:07:52,557 Uh, y... you understand, don't you? 1193 01:07:52,558 --> 01:07:55,977 - Oh, yeah, I understand. - Yeah. 1194 01:07:55,978 --> 01:07:56,854 I hope you understand 1195 01:07:56,855 --> 01:07:58,813 that I've got to hit you with this until you die. 1196 01:07:58,814 --> 01:08:01,107 Oh, come on, Paul! Put that down. 1197 01:08:01,108 --> 01:08:02,358 Paul, calm yourself. Now, Paul... 1198 01:08:02,359 --> 01:08:04,402 Oh, I'll try. I'll feel terrible in the morning. 1199 01:08:04,403 --> 01:08:07,322 But I've got to kill you, Casey. You are no good! 1200 01:08:07,323 --> 01:08:09,199 Who is it? 1201 01:08:09,200 --> 01:08:11,659 Inspector Carnot of the police. Open up. 1202 01:08:11,660 --> 01:08:14,121 I will, I will, immediately. 1203 01:08:15,331 --> 01:08:18,249 When he leaves, I'm gonna kill you. 1204 01:08:18,250 --> 01:08:21,295 Open up. 1205 01:08:23,047 --> 01:08:26,049 'Open up!' 1206 01:08:26,050 --> 01:08:28,135 I'm coming! 1207 01:08:29,053 --> 01:08:32,430 Oh, come in, inspector. I am happy to see you, sir. 1208 01:08:32,431 --> 01:08:34,724 Oh! Are you? 1209 01:08:34,725 --> 01:08:36,059 Yes, sir. 1210 01:08:36,060 --> 01:08:38,812 I suppose you wonder what brings me here. 1211 01:08:38,813 --> 01:08:43,316 Well, I... I imagine it's about Paul Sloane. 1212 01:08:43,317 --> 01:08:45,693 Yes, it is. 1213 01:08:45,694 --> 01:08:49,072 There are annoying little discrepancies 1214 01:08:49,073 --> 01:08:50,949 in this suicide case. 1215 01:08:50,950 --> 01:08:53,034 Oh? Like what? 1216 01:08:53,035 --> 01:08:55,078 Like, uh... 1217 01:08:55,079 --> 01:08:57,205 there was no suicide. 1218 01:08:57,206 --> 01:08:58,790 No suicide? 1219 01:08:58,791 --> 01:09:03,962 Well, you don't think that son-of-a-gun faked it all? 1220 01:09:03,963 --> 01:09:05,047 No. 1221 01:09:05,048 --> 01:09:08,007 I think that son-of-a-gun... 1222 01:09:08,008 --> 01:09:09,926 was murdered... 1223 01:09:09,927 --> 01:09:10,761 by you. 1224 01:09:10,762 --> 01:09:12,554 Hmm? Murdered by me? 1225 01:09:12,555 --> 01:09:15,974 - Why... - An amusing theory, no? 1226 01:09:15,975 --> 01:09:18,059 - You think that I... - Yes! 1227 01:09:18,060 --> 01:09:19,103 And I intend to prove it. 1228 01:09:19,104 --> 01:09:21,771 I warn you not to try to leave Paris.Au revoir. 1229 01:09:21,772 --> 01:09:23,106 Oh, no... I can't... Don't leave. 1230 01:09:23,107 --> 01:09:24,691 I'll come back Casey: No, come back here. 1231 01:09:24,692 --> 01:09:27,903 Only when I'm ready to arrest you. 1232 01:09:28,737 --> 01:09:32,407 Uh, Paul, Paul now I know you... You're a little angry. 1233 01:09:32,408 --> 01:09:35,493 - Yeah, I... I was angry, Case. - Was? 1234 01:09:35,494 --> 01:09:39,080 Was. You know, I don't know in the darkness of that closet, 1235 01:09:39,081 --> 01:09:42,667 I saw things, you know, differently. 1236 01:09:42,668 --> 01:09:44,752 Oh, what things? 1237 01:09:44,753 --> 01:09:45,754 Well, uh, Laurie. 1238 01:09:45,755 --> 01:09:46,963 I mean, if Laurie really loved me, 1239 01:09:46,964 --> 01:09:49,549 you couldn't have taken her away from me, could ya? 1240 01:09:49,550 --> 01:09:51,134 That... that's right. 1241 01:09:51,135 --> 01:09:53,136 - You... you really mean that? - Oh, I do. 1242 01:09:53,137 --> 01:09:55,722 But, I hope you're serious about her, Case, because if you're... 1243 01:09:55,723 --> 01:09:58,391 Oh... oh, I am! I swear I am. 1244 01:09:58,392 --> 01:10:00,018 Yeah, I believe you. 1245 01:10:00,019 --> 01:10:02,228 Now, if I stay dead for the time you ask, 1246 01:10:02,229 --> 01:10:05,231 is our big one man show gonna be everything you promised? 1247 01:10:05,232 --> 01:10:07,066 Yes, it'll be a smash! 1248 01:10:07,067 --> 01:10:08,610 But you must stay hidden till after the show. 1249 01:10:08,611 --> 01:10:12,113 Carnot's already suspicious about your suicide. 1250 01:10:12,114 --> 01:10:13,157 Is he? 1251 01:10:13,158 --> 01:10:15,450 Well, I'd better get back to Coco's then, huh? 1252 01:10:15,451 --> 01:10:17,535 Yeah. 1253 01:10:17,536 --> 01:10:19,413 - Well, Case... - Huh? 1254 01:10:20,873 --> 01:10:22,248 I'm sorry I scared you. 1255 01:10:22,249 --> 01:10:24,793 Aw! 1256 01:10:47,858 --> 01:10:50,276 Huh! Eddie, look at that one. 1257 01:10:50,277 --> 01:10:51,570 Another nut. 1258 01:11:58,262 --> 01:12:02,808 The first step to the stairway to the guillotine. 1259 01:12:26,248 --> 01:12:27,707 Darling, you're so jumpy lately. 1260 01:12:27,708 --> 01:12:31,627 Oh, I'm not jumpy. I'm... I'm anxious. 1261 01:12:31,628 --> 01:12:33,004 I'm anxious to get married. 1262 01:12:33,005 --> 01:12:36,299 Anxious or nervous? 1263 01:12:36,300 --> 01:12:39,428 Anxious. Believe me. 1264 01:12:40,888 --> 01:12:41,972 Mmm. 1265 01:12:41,973 --> 01:12:43,766 I do believe you. 1266 01:12:48,854 --> 01:12:50,229 Hello. 1267 01:12:50,230 --> 01:12:51,106 Hello, Case? 1268 01:12:51,107 --> 01:12:54,067 Oh, uh... yeah, one moment. 1269 01:12:54,068 --> 01:12:56,944 Uh, honey, do you mind? It's business. 1270 01:12:56,945 --> 01:12:59,864 - Oh. - I'll see you in a half hour. 1271 01:12:59,865 --> 01:13:01,408 Hm. 1272 01:13:01,575 --> 01:13:05,412 - I'll miss you. - Yeah, me too. 1273 01:13:19,676 --> 01:13:22,678 Hello, Paul. That was Zorgus. 1274 01:13:22,679 --> 01:13:23,639 And what is it? 1275 01:13:23,639 --> 01:13:24,681 Oh, uh, Case, I found 1276 01:13:24,682 --> 01:13:26,265 a couple more original Sloanes. 1277 01:13:26,266 --> 01:13:27,642 Would you like to drop by and pick 'em up? 1278 01:13:27,643 --> 01:13:31,021 Yeah, yeah, sure. I'll be right over. 1279 01:13:34,316 --> 01:13:36,943 Hey, hand me that knife there, will ya? 1280 01:13:36,944 --> 01:13:39,987 Uh, just cut the cord, I hurt my thumb. 1281 01:13:39,988 --> 01:13:40,739 There we are. 1282 01:13:40,740 --> 01:13:42,907 Now, listen don't let that rat fink cheat us. 1283 01:13:42,908 --> 01:13:44,867 Oh, don't you worry. I'm lookin' out for us. 1284 01:13:44,868 --> 01:13:47,620 I'm sure you are. Uh, Case, just a second. 1285 01:13:47,621 --> 01:13:49,372 You've got some red paint on your coat here. 1286 01:13:49,373 --> 01:13:50,748 Oh, yeah? Where? I can't see any... 1287 01:13:50,749 --> 01:13:52,041 Oh, you must've brushed against 1288 01:13:52,042 --> 01:13:53,001 the palette or something. 1289 01:13:53,002 --> 01:13:55,169 Gee, I seem to be making it worse here. 1290 01:13:55,170 --> 01:13:58,131 Oh, I'm sorry... Case, I'll pay to have it cleaned, okay? 1291 01:13:58,132 --> 01:13:59,882 Clean it? 1292 01:13:59,883 --> 01:14:02,176 That's a Paul Sloane original. 1293 01:14:02,177 --> 01:14:03,470 I'll sell it. 1294 01:14:04,680 --> 01:14:07,056 That's good. Uh, watch your head there. 1295 01:14:07,057 --> 01:14:09,435 Ooh, boy! 1296 01:14:33,125 --> 01:14:36,879 Bonjour. Bonjour. 1297 01:14:41,425 --> 01:14:43,510 Ugh,comme ca va? 1298 01:14:59,193 --> 01:15:01,111 Cleo! Cle... 1299 01:15:02,362 --> 01:15:04,697 Here, Cleo. 1300 01:15:04,698 --> 01:15:05,866 Cleo. 1301 01:15:06,533 --> 01:15:08,451 Ah, well, here's a pretty girl. 1302 01:15:08,452 --> 01:15:11,162 Ah, pretty, pretty, pretty Cleo. 1303 01:15:11,163 --> 01:15:13,164 Ah,tres Jolie,Cleo. 1304 01:15:13,165 --> 01:15:16,083 Tres Jolie,little Cleo. I... 1305 01:15:16,084 --> 01:15:18,962 Ow! Doggone. 1306 01:15:26,512 --> 01:15:28,138 Sit. 1307 01:15:29,223 --> 01:15:33,101 This is gonna hurt you a lot more, than it does me. 1308 01:15:36,688 --> 01:15:37,314 Hm. 1309 01:15:37,315 --> 01:15:41,860 Huh, just tuck it between your legs. Nobody'll notice. 1310 01:16:17,521 --> 01:16:19,314 Hey! Hey... hey! 1311 01:16:27,698 --> 01:16:29,658 Oh, sorry fellows! 1312 01:16:56,143 --> 01:16:56,852 Gentlemen... 1313 01:16:56,853 --> 01:17:01,565 I believe our stairway to the guillotine is completed. 1314 01:17:10,115 --> 01:17:11,574 - Coming with me? - No. 1315 01:17:11,575 --> 01:17:14,702 No, I don't think I could stand to see his paintings. 1316 01:17:14,703 --> 01:17:16,580 Oh, I understand. 1317 01:17:17,331 --> 01:17:19,498 Keep your motor running. 1318 01:17:19,499 --> 01:17:22,377 Yours too. 1319 01:17:26,548 --> 01:17:29,300 Mr. Barnett is here. The ceremony can begin. 1320 01:17:29,301 --> 01:17:31,470 Will you let him through, please? 1321 01:17:33,513 --> 01:17:35,890 Messieurs et madames, ladies and gentlemen, 1322 01:17:35,891 --> 01:17:38,142 will you permit me to present to you 1323 01:17:38,143 --> 01:17:42,313 a man who both knew and loved Paul Sloane. 1324 01:17:42,314 --> 01:17:44,273 His manager, his roommate, 1325 01:17:44,274 --> 01:17:47,569 his friend, Mr. Casey Barnett. 1326 01:17:51,948 --> 01:17:54,742 Friends, patrons, 1327 01:17:54,743 --> 01:17:58,454 I was privileged to be chosen to share with this, 1328 01:17:58,455 --> 01:18:04,168 this genius the last year of his all too short life. 1329 01:18:04,169 --> 01:18:07,421 It grieves me that he is not with us 1330 01:18:07,422 --> 01:18:11,509 to see people of taste and intelligence 1331 01:18:11,510 --> 01:18:14,553 bid for his humble works. 1332 01:18:14,554 --> 01:18:18,057 Friends, behind this curtain... 1333 01:18:18,058 --> 01:18:23,562 hangs the final testament to his great genius. 1334 01:18:23,563 --> 01:18:25,940 I give you, Paul Sloane! 1335 01:18:25,941 --> 01:18:29,902 And I give you the murderer of Paul Sloane. Casey Barnett. 1336 01:18:29,903 --> 01:18:32,279 - J'accuse! - Me? 1337 01:18:32,280 --> 01:18:35,950 You are under arrest. You, Zorgus, are also under arrest. 1338 01:18:35,951 --> 01:18:38,035 - Me? What for? - For being an accomplice. 1339 01:18:38,036 --> 01:18:40,246 - Oh, no, no. He did it alone. - What? 1340 01:18:40,247 --> 01:18:43,416 Nobody falsely accuses Zorgus of being a murderer. 1341 01:18:43,417 --> 01:18:46,794 I shall personally sue the government of France 1342 01:18:46,795 --> 01:18:47,920 for one billion francs! 1343 01:18:47,921 --> 01:18:50,423 - I hope you collect. - He collected from Hungary. 1344 01:18:50,424 --> 01:18:53,008 And they only accused him of being a Nazi. 1345 01:18:53,009 --> 01:18:55,803 Confiscate all the paintings. 1346 01:18:55,804 --> 01:18:56,904 Inspector. 1347 01:19:02,602 --> 01:19:03,562 Franz, what is it? 1348 01:19:03,562 --> 01:19:04,604 They have arrested your fiance 1349 01:19:04,605 --> 01:19:06,188 for the murder of your other fiance. 1350 01:19:06,189 --> 01:19:07,481 - What? - I didn't kill him. 1351 01:19:07,482 --> 01:19:09,608 Oh, Laurie, I didn't kill him. I... 1352 01:19:09,609 --> 01:19:11,819 Laurie, Laurie, Laurie! 1353 01:19:11,820 --> 01:19:13,529 Sir, shall I cancel the bridal suite? 1354 01:19:13,530 --> 01:19:16,615 Laurie! I tell you there's been a terrible... 1355 01:19:16,616 --> 01:19:21,704 I am telling the truth. The whole thing is a joke. 1356 01:19:21,705 --> 01:19:22,830 Murder is not a joke. 1357 01:19:22,831 --> 01:19:25,332 He's alive and living at Madam Coco's. 1358 01:19:25,333 --> 01:19:27,918 So you've said. We will check it. 1359 01:19:27,919 --> 01:19:29,503 I think he's been seeing too many 1360 01:19:29,504 --> 01:19:31,839 Peter Sellers' movies lately. 1361 01:19:31,840 --> 01:19:36,720 So... tell us the story of your joke. 1362 01:19:36,762 --> 01:19:39,722 I have told you we were both drunk. 1363 01:19:39,723 --> 01:19:42,516 Paul Sloane here? I resent that. 1364 01:19:42,517 --> 01:19:45,312 I run a nightclub, not a mortuary. 1365 01:19:46,188 --> 01:19:48,731 What about those paintings over there? 1366 01:19:48,732 --> 01:19:52,109 Those paintings paid for his admission here. 1367 01:19:52,110 --> 01:19:56,114 The poor devil loved our dancing girls. 1368 01:19:57,574 --> 01:19:59,617 So do I. So do I. 1369 01:19:59,618 --> 01:20:02,578 Well, it's almost time for Madame Pompadour's act. 1370 01:20:02,579 --> 01:20:03,996 Carise, take the gentlemen out front 1371 01:20:03,997 --> 01:20:05,915 and see that they get a good table, huh? 1372 01:20:05,916 --> 01:20:08,000 Oui, madame. 1373 01:20:08,001 --> 01:20:10,503 Are you not going to tell him Paul is alive? 1374 01:20:10,504 --> 01:20:12,171 Don't worry, somebody'll tell. 1375 01:20:12,172 --> 01:20:15,966 Come on, girls. On stage, on stage. 1376 01:20:15,967 --> 01:20:18,886 Paul. Paul? 1377 01:20:18,887 --> 01:20:21,055 Are the police gone? 1378 01:20:21,056 --> 01:20:23,140 Yes. Why don't you go after them? 1379 01:20:23,141 --> 01:20:26,727 I can't. I'm dead. My friend murdered me. 1380 01:20:26,728 --> 01:20:30,774 But it's the other way around. You murdered him, look. 1381 01:20:32,150 --> 01:20:35,778 Oh, this is so sweet. 1382 01:20:35,779 --> 01:20:38,072 The guillotine is not so sweet. 1383 01:20:38,073 --> 01:20:42,661 Revenge is sweet. Ah, so sweet! 1384 01:20:43,829 --> 01:20:44,830 You're disgusting. 1385 01:20:44,831 --> 01:20:46,247 I'm disgusting? What about you? 1386 01:20:46,248 --> 01:20:48,874 Going around with that dirty old man, Pepe? 1387 01:20:48,875 --> 01:20:52,336 Well, he's not so old and he's not so dirty. 1388 01:20:52,337 --> 01:20:56,257 Oh, Paul, why don't you go to the police? 1389 01:20:56,258 --> 01:20:59,051 And miss the trial? 1390 01:20:59,052 --> 01:20:59,886 So, you won't speak up? 1391 01:20:59,887 --> 01:21:04,014 Maybe. When I feel that rat has sweated enough. 1392 01:21:04,015 --> 01:21:05,766 And when will that be? 1393 01:21:05,767 --> 01:21:10,229 When that blade is hangin' right over his head. 1394 01:21:10,230 --> 01:21:11,330 Womp! 1395 01:21:11,606 --> 01:21:14,149 You do believe my story, don't you? 1396 01:21:14,150 --> 01:21:15,609 It is very inventive, brilliant. 1397 01:21:15,610 --> 01:21:18,988 It is not inventive. It is not brilliant. It's true. 1398 01:21:18,989 --> 01:21:20,698 Good, good. Your attitude is good. 1399 01:21:20,699 --> 01:21:23,242 Try to maintain that attitude during the trial. 1400 01:21:23,243 --> 01:21:27,454 Ha! I hope you can remember all the imaginative little details. 1401 01:21:27,455 --> 01:21:30,040 But they're not imaginative. They... they... they happened. 1402 01:21:30,041 --> 01:21:33,085 And you must insist they did. Just as you are doing now. 1403 01:21:33,086 --> 01:21:35,754 But they did happen. You've got to believe me. 1404 01:21:35,755 --> 01:21:36,715 I'm innocent. Innocent! 1405 01:21:36,716 --> 01:21:38,299 Good, good, good. The hysterics are good. 1406 01:21:38,300 --> 01:21:40,843 But I warn you, in the courtroom, don't touch anybody. 1407 01:21:40,844 --> 01:21:44,013 Don't touch. "I'm innocent, you've got to believe me!" 1408 01:21:44,014 --> 01:21:46,307 Good, good. Might impress the jury. 1409 01:21:46,308 --> 01:21:48,767 Just remember, try to sound sincere. 1410 01:21:48,768 --> 01:21:52,396 But I am sincere! Uh, Paul Sloane is alive! 1411 01:21:52,397 --> 01:21:53,606 And he's living in a nightclub. 1412 01:21:53,607 --> 01:21:54,649 And he's running around Paris 1413 01:21:54,650 --> 01:21:58,611 wearing a blue wig and red glasses! 1414 01:21:58,612 --> 01:22:02,406 - A blue wig and red glasses? - Yes. 1415 01:22:02,407 --> 01:22:04,950 No. No, insanity is too hard to fake. 1416 01:22:04,951 --> 01:22:06,368 You stick with sincerity. 1417 01:22:06,369 --> 01:22:11,498 But I... I am innocent! And I am innocent! 1418 01:22:11,499 --> 01:22:14,627 Good, good. Sincerity is better. 1419 01:22:14,628 --> 01:22:16,171 You... 1420 01:22:22,969 --> 01:22:26,348 He's alive, he's alive, he's alive, he's alive! 1421 01:22:37,609 --> 01:22:39,986 Excuse us, please. Sorry. 1422 01:23:17,273 --> 01:23:19,943 He's alive. I know, he's... 1423 01:23:41,673 --> 01:23:42,549 Shh. 1424 01:23:42,550 --> 01:23:44,759 Don't touch, don't touch. 1425 01:23:46,970 --> 01:23:50,097 Hasn't he sweated enough yet? 1426 01:23:50,098 --> 01:23:53,893 Oh, no. Not yet. 1427 01:23:55,311 --> 01:23:57,104 Murder. Murder! 1428 01:23:57,105 --> 01:23:58,772 Pre-meditated murder, 1429 01:23:58,773 --> 01:24:01,233 committed by a malevolent villain 1430 01:24:01,234 --> 01:24:03,694 whose motive, opportunities and method 1431 01:24:03,695 --> 01:24:08,240 should be as clear to you as it is to the prosecution. 1432 01:24:08,241 --> 01:24:10,325 That's what he said, Mr. Prosecutor. 1433 01:24:10,326 --> 01:24:14,413 "It's my fault he committed suicide," unquote. 1434 01:24:14,414 --> 01:24:19,127 He was so upset, he couldn't even eat my chicken soup. 1435 01:24:21,087 --> 01:24:26,884 A... and then, w... with my saw... 1436 01:24:26,885 --> 01:24:30,637 he cut off his legs, 1437 01:24:30,638 --> 01:24:34,142 and stuffed him into the furnace. 1438 01:24:37,353 --> 01:24:38,313 Guillotine. 1439 01:24:38,314 --> 01:24:42,942 Ha-ha, guillotine. Ha-ha. 1440 01:24:44,527 --> 01:24:45,403 Shame on you. 1441 01:24:45,404 --> 01:24:48,864 And where were these teeth found? 1442 01:24:48,865 --> 01:24:49,699 In the furnace. 1443 01:24:49,700 --> 01:24:52,284 I burned a mannequin in that furnace. 1444 01:24:52,285 --> 01:24:54,662 A mannequin with teeth? 1445 01:24:57,874 --> 01:25:01,877 This one, we found in the woods, where the murder occurred. 1446 01:25:01,878 --> 01:25:04,963 And this one, we found in the river 1447 01:25:04,964 --> 01:25:08,759 where it had been thrown to make it look like suicide. 1448 01:25:08,760 --> 01:25:10,427 I object! 1449 01:25:10,428 --> 01:25:11,887 It is for your counsel to object. 1450 01:25:11,888 --> 01:25:13,847 Oh, he never objects to anything. 1451 01:25:13,848 --> 01:25:16,517 I'm innocent, innocent, innocent! 1452 01:25:16,518 --> 01:25:18,019 Good. Sounds sincere. 1453 01:25:20,522 --> 01:25:25,025 The handwriting in this suicide note... 1454 01:25:25,026 --> 01:25:27,152 is the defendant's. 1455 01:25:27,153 --> 01:25:32,282 I examined Mr. Sloane for a pre-marital versement. 1456 01:25:32,283 --> 01:25:33,742 And the stains in this jacket 1457 01:25:33,743 --> 01:25:38,163 are of a type similar to that of Mr. Sloane. 1458 01:25:38,164 --> 01:25:38,957 No. 1459 01:25:38,958 --> 01:25:40,958 The blood on this knife 1460 01:25:40,959 --> 01:25:42,084 is identical 1461 01:25:42,085 --> 01:25:43,961 to the blood on this jacket. 1462 01:25:43,962 --> 01:25:44,587 No. 1463 01:25:44,588 --> 01:25:47,172 The fingerprints on this knife 1464 01:25:47,173 --> 01:25:49,341 belong to the defendant. 1465 01:25:49,342 --> 01:25:50,442 No! 1466 01:25:52,011 --> 01:25:53,138 Guillotine. 1467 01:25:55,890 --> 01:26:00,936 How much money would you say you paid for Mr. Sloane's paintings? 1468 01:26:00,937 --> 01:26:02,688 Over 100,000 francs. 1469 01:26:02,689 --> 01:26:05,816 And who did you pay this money to? 1470 01:26:05,817 --> 01:26:07,109 To him, to Casey Barnett. 1471 01:26:07,110 --> 01:26:09,278 That's right. That's right. 1472 01:26:09,279 --> 01:26:10,488 Shut up! 1473 01:26:12,198 --> 01:26:12,949 Fink! 1474 01:26:12,950 --> 01:26:14,491 Did the defendant 1475 01:26:14,492 --> 01:26:16,076 propose marriage to you? 1476 01:26:16,077 --> 01:26:19,371 Yes. Yes, he did. 1477 01:26:19,372 --> 01:26:22,499 Did you accept him? 1478 01:26:22,500 --> 01:26:23,667 Yes. 1479 01:26:23,668 --> 01:26:27,337 Did he know you were engaged to Paul Sloane? 1480 01:26:27,338 --> 01:26:28,964 Of course. 1481 01:26:28,965 --> 01:26:32,634 Casey was Paul's best friend. 1482 01:26:32,635 --> 01:26:35,554 How well had Mr. Barnett 1483 01:26:35,555 --> 01:26:38,849 known you before he proposed? 1484 01:26:38,850 --> 01:26:39,475 Very well. 1485 01:26:39,476 --> 01:26:41,727 I thought you had only recently met. 1486 01:26:41,728 --> 01:26:46,356 Y... yes, but he had read some letters I had written to Paul, 1487 01:26:46,357 --> 01:26:49,735 and he told me he was desperately in love with me. 1488 01:26:49,736 --> 01:26:51,738 And that he'd do anything to... 1489 01:26:55,575 --> 01:27:01,163 No. No, I... I didn't mean it that way. I didn't mean that! 1490 01:27:01,164 --> 01:27:04,791 You don't understand. I didn't mean that! 1491 01:27:04,792 --> 01:27:09,171 Isn't that enough? Are you not satisfied? 1492 01:27:09,172 --> 01:27:10,965 Not quite. 1493 01:27:14,886 --> 01:27:15,845 Get up, get up. 1494 01:27:15,846 --> 01:27:21,184 The court will now retire and consider its decision. 1495 01:27:56,010 --> 01:27:59,513 The accused will come forward. 1496 01:27:59,514 --> 01:28:02,141 Don't touch. Just go. 1497 01:28:10,817 --> 01:28:14,444 Casey Barnett, the court finds you guilty of... 1498 01:28:14,445 --> 01:28:17,155 Stop! Stop! Stop! You just can't... 1499 01:28:17,156 --> 01:28:18,907 You cannot. Paul Sloane lives. 1500 01:28:18,908 --> 01:28:23,121 - He's not dead! He's not dead. - Don't listen to her! 1501 01:28:24,247 --> 01:28:25,831 You can't convict that man. 1502 01:28:25,832 --> 01:28:28,917 He didn't commit any murder. Paul Sloane lives. 1503 01:28:28,918 --> 01:28:31,837 If this is some sort of grotesque joke... 1504 01:28:31,838 --> 01:28:34,172 But it is no joke. I promise. 1505 01:28:34,173 --> 01:28:35,133 I... I'll show him to you. 1506 01:28:35,134 --> 01:28:39,679 This is Paul... this is Paul Sloane in disguise. See? 1507 01:28:41,723 --> 01:28:42,848 But it is Paul Sloane. 1508 01:28:42,849 --> 01:28:46,435 His glue must be hard or something and... 1509 01:28:46,436 --> 01:28:47,978 Remove that woman! 1510 01:28:47,979 --> 01:28:51,274 This is not... No, it's not! 1511 01:28:51,316 --> 01:28:53,318 Not my Paul Sloane! 1512 01:28:54,861 --> 01:28:59,449 The guillotine! The guillotine! The guillotine! 1513 01:29:03,411 --> 01:29:04,620 Order! 1514 01:29:06,789 --> 01:29:08,666 Order! 1515 01:29:14,756 --> 01:29:16,381 Where was I? 1516 01:29:16,382 --> 01:29:20,053 Casey Barnett, the court find you... 1517 01:29:20,219 --> 01:29:21,220 Casey Barnett, 1518 01:29:21,221 --> 01:29:24,514 the court finds you guilty of murder. 1519 01:29:24,515 --> 01:29:25,807 No. No! No! I'm innocent. 1520 01:29:25,808 --> 01:29:28,143 I condemn you to die by the guillotine 1521 01:29:28,144 --> 01:29:32,106 one week from today at 6:30 in the morning. 1522 01:29:38,112 --> 01:29:39,821 I didn't kill my friend. I didn't kill him. 1523 01:29:39,822 --> 01:29:41,823 - I love him like a brother. - Very good. Very sincere. 1524 01:29:41,824 --> 01:29:46,536 - Why don't they believe me? - Don't touch. Don't touch! 1525 01:29:46,537 --> 01:29:48,455 Please, please. Believe me. I... 1526 01:29:48,456 --> 01:29:51,166 Please don't, don't leave me here. Help me! Help me! 1527 01:29:51,167 --> 01:29:53,168 Don't touch. Don't touch. Hold it. 1528 01:29:53,169 --> 01:29:54,336 But you've got to stop it now. 1529 01:29:54,337 --> 01:29:55,796 Please, Paul, you've got to stop it! 1530 01:29:55,797 --> 01:29:58,465 I've told you, when the blade hangs over his head 1531 01:29:58,466 --> 01:30:01,510 I'll save his miserable life and... 1532 01:30:01,511 --> 01:30:04,013 not one moment before. 1533 01:30:07,058 --> 01:30:09,352 Oh, you! 1534 01:30:10,978 --> 01:30:13,146 Oh,me-merci beaucoup. Merci. 1535 01:30:13,147 --> 01:30:15,524 - Why did she do that? - Uh... 1536 01:30:15,525 --> 01:30:18,277 Because I won't marry her. 1537 01:30:22,365 --> 01:30:25,535 Guillotine today. 1538 01:30:30,415 --> 01:30:32,750 Are you ready now? 1539 01:30:34,585 --> 01:30:35,752 I'm never ready. 1540 01:30:35,753 --> 01:30:38,630 You know I'm against capital punishments. Hm. 1541 01:30:38,631 --> 01:30:41,091 Please. You're not on your soapbox now. 1542 01:30:41,092 --> 01:30:42,551 A year from now, I get my pension. 1543 01:30:42,552 --> 01:30:45,847 And... and then I will fight the whole barbaric system. 1544 01:30:52,061 --> 01:30:54,521 Driver, can you go a little bit faster? 1545 01:30:54,522 --> 01:30:57,190 Not for to go to a guillotine. 1546 01:30:57,191 --> 01:30:59,693 No. Sorry. This is how fast I go. 1547 01:30:59,694 --> 01:31:00,986 Oh, but what you don't understand 1548 01:31:00,987 --> 01:31:02,487 is I have to get there on time. 1549 01:31:02,488 --> 01:31:04,489 Disgusting. What are you, a reporter? 1550 01:31:04,490 --> 01:31:08,076 No. No. You... you see, my friend's gonna be executed. 1551 01:31:08,077 --> 01:31:10,287 - Your friend? - Yes! 1552 01:31:10,288 --> 01:31:12,248 Your friend! 1553 01:31:14,041 --> 01:31:16,001 What is it? Driver, I haven't got much... 1554 01:31:16,002 --> 01:31:18,421 - Have we got a flat? - What kind of a man are you? 1555 01:31:18,463 --> 01:31:19,255 What's the matter? 1556 01:31:19,256 --> 01:31:22,424 Going to see your friend loose his head? 1557 01:31:22,425 --> 01:31:24,301 - You ghoul. You nut! - Ooh! 1558 01:31:24,302 --> 01:31:28,431 Dracula! Malicious! I don't know what... 1559 01:31:28,473 --> 01:31:33,435 You idiot, I'm... I'm the guy he killed. 1560 01:31:33,436 --> 01:31:35,729 Hey, wait! H... hey, come back! 1561 01:31:35,730 --> 01:31:38,732 You're nuts! Come back here! 1562 01:31:38,733 --> 01:31:40,066 Don't leave me! 1563 01:31:40,067 --> 01:31:43,321 Where am I? 1564 01:31:44,739 --> 01:31:46,532 - Oh! 1565 01:31:49,994 --> 01:31:51,454 Help! Help, help! 1566 01:31:51,496 --> 01:31:53,914 Please call for help! Help. 1567 01:31:53,915 --> 01:31:54,999 Help, somebody! 1568 01:31:55,000 --> 01:31:56,750 Hello, folks. I'm alive. 1569 01:31:56,751 --> 01:31:58,376 Help! Some... 1570 01:31:58,377 --> 01:32:00,212 Somebody help! 1571 01:32:00,213 --> 01:32:01,796 Hey! I'm Paul Sloane. 1572 01:32:01,797 --> 01:32:04,008 Let me in! Somebody call the police! 1573 01:32:05,801 --> 01:32:07,594 Hi! Hey, it's me, Paul Sloane. 1574 01:32:07,595 --> 01:32:09,221 Get on the telephone and call the police. 1575 01:32:09,222 --> 01:32:13,141 You've gotta understand. Get on the phone and call... 1576 01:32:13,142 --> 01:32:14,560 Are you out of your mind? 1577 01:32:16,729 --> 01:32:18,481 Thanks for what? 1578 01:32:47,134 --> 01:32:50,846 Guillotine. 1579 01:33:05,736 --> 01:33:07,279 Good morning. 1580 01:33:07,280 --> 01:33:09,615 I am innocent. 1581 01:33:17,832 --> 01:33:18,666 Hey. Hey. 1582 01:33:18,667 --> 01:33:22,419 Come on, Toulouse. Get in. Hurry! 1583 01:33:22,420 --> 01:33:24,504 Nikki's goin' over with that dirty old man 1584 01:33:24,505 --> 01:33:26,340 to his dirty old chateau. 1585 01:33:35,516 --> 01:33:37,310 Cigarette? 1586 01:33:37,435 --> 01:33:39,520 Ah, cigarette. 1587 01:33:43,774 --> 01:33:46,735 Thank you. You should really get one of these. 1588 01:33:46,736 --> 01:33:51,032 They cut down on the tar and guillo... nicotine. 1589 01:33:55,077 --> 01:33:56,828 Well, even if you don't love her, you should save her 1590 01:33:56,829 --> 01:33:59,164 from that creep, you owe her that much. 1591 01:33:59,165 --> 01:33:59,915 Driver, hurry up! 1592 01:33:59,916 --> 01:34:02,667 She's packing to leave on her honeymoon. 1593 01:34:02,668 --> 01:34:03,711 Driver, can't you go any faster? 1594 01:34:03,712 --> 01:34:05,128 The honeymoon? Are they already married? 1595 01:34:05,129 --> 01:34:08,423 - No, but Pepe is very liberal. - Oh, that little fool. 1596 01:34:08,424 --> 01:34:10,008 Driver, how far is it to the prison? 1597 01:34:10,009 --> 01:34:11,426 You mean you haven't taken care of that yet? 1598 01:34:11,427 --> 01:34:14,304 No! And if he doesn't step on it, I might never get to. 1599 01:34:14,305 --> 01:34:15,889 If I don't turn around, you may not. 1600 01:34:15,890 --> 01:34:18,725 What? Turn around. I... we're goin' the wrong way! 1601 01:34:18,726 --> 01:34:22,313 - What are ya... - We gotta go back! 1602 01:34:39,538 --> 01:34:43,917 Oh, you shut up! Just get me another cab. 1603 01:34:43,918 --> 01:34:46,087 Oh, my God! 1604 01:34:47,838 --> 01:34:50,591 Oh, look out! 1605 01:34:53,761 --> 01:34:57,138 No, no, no. May I have another cigarette? 1606 01:34:57,139 --> 01:34:59,141 I'm afraid not. 1607 01:35:02,019 --> 01:35:03,353 Hey! 1608 01:35:03,354 --> 01:35:05,189 Hey! Hey! 1609 01:35:05,523 --> 01:35:07,316 Hey! Hey! 1610 01:35:17,159 --> 01:35:20,996 Guillotine. 1611 01:35:22,665 --> 01:35:24,500 Cheers. 1612 01:35:25,626 --> 01:35:27,836 Oh, no. 1613 01:35:27,837 --> 01:35:29,714 What? 1614 01:35:37,471 --> 01:35:40,181 Oh. Whoo! 1615 01:35:40,182 --> 01:35:41,642 Whoo! 1616 01:35:42,852 --> 01:35:45,855 Do you have a final word? 1617 01:35:46,605 --> 01:35:48,274 Help! 1618 01:36:05,207 --> 01:36:08,252 Hey! 1619 01:36:15,134 --> 01:36:17,136 Paul! 1620 01:36:21,432 --> 01:36:22,516 Laurie! Laurie! 1621 01:36:22,517 --> 01:36:25,351 They... they're going to, uh, execute her lover today. 1622 01:36:25,352 --> 01:36:28,813 Don't say that. Just get to the prison, and fast! 1623 01:36:28,814 --> 01:36:29,914 Laurie? 1624 01:36:45,790 --> 01:36:50,044 - Ready? - Down with capital punishment. 1625 01:37:04,517 --> 01:37:06,100 Stop! Don't! Don't kill him! 1626 01:37:06,101 --> 01:37:09,437 Don't kill him! I'm Paul Sloane! He's my friend! 1627 01:37:09,438 --> 01:37:10,855 Stop! I'm Paul Sloane! 1628 01:37:10,856 --> 01:37:15,652 - I'm his friend! - Oh, Paul! Paul! 1629 01:37:15,653 --> 01:37:17,529 - Laurie! - Casey! 1630 01:37:17,530 --> 01:37:18,863 Laurie! Laurie! 1631 01:37:18,864 --> 01:37:21,241 Oh, watch her! Watch her! Don't let her faint! 1632 01:37:21,242 --> 01:37:24,703 Laurie... 1633 01:37:25,287 --> 01:37:26,663 Amnesia. I had... I had amnesia. 1634 01:37:26,664 --> 01:37:29,624 What was that you said about amnesia? 1635 01:37:29,625 --> 01:37:30,584 I forget. 1636 01:37:30,585 --> 01:37:32,252 What is your philosophy of life? 1637 01:37:32,253 --> 01:37:33,712 Uh, don't die. 1638 01:37:35,631 --> 01:37:36,715 She never kissed me like that. 1639 01:37:36,716 --> 01:37:40,010 Come on, driver. Let's go. I've got another life to save. 1640 01:37:50,062 --> 01:37:52,730 She... she never kissed me like that. 1641 01:37:52,731 --> 01:37:56,151 Come on, hurry up! Get inside! 1642 01:37:57,653 --> 01:37:59,112 Nikki! 1643 01:37:59,113 --> 01:38:01,782 - Where you goin'? - Nikki! 1644 01:38:05,119 --> 01:38:06,829 Oh! 1645 01:38:10,207 --> 01:38:12,333 Aw, cheer up, Monsieur De Winter. 1646 01:38:12,334 --> 01:38:15,169 I'll go with you and put up your mother's hems. 1647 01:38:15,170 --> 01:38:17,255 My mother has already put up her hems. 1648 01:38:17,256 --> 01:38:19,300 Then we'll take 'em down and put 'em up again. 1649 01:38:19,758 --> 01:38:22,218 That ought to knock off one day. 1650 01:38:22,219 --> 01:38:25,847 Paul, do you want to marry me, 1651 01:38:25,848 --> 01:38:28,016 or do you want to bother me? 1652 01:38:28,017 --> 01:38:30,811 Both, and in that order. 1653 01:38:32,187 --> 01:38:33,688 I don't understand you, Paul. 1654 01:38:33,689 --> 01:38:37,650 Before we were married, you'd never let me pose this way. 1655 01:38:37,651 --> 01:38:38,861 That's right. 1656 01:38:38,903 --> 01:38:43,239 But aren't you afraid that now others will see me like this? 1657 01:38:43,240 --> 01:38:45,868 Don't worry, they won't. 1658 01:38:48,329 --> 01:38:49,371 Oh, you. 1659 01:38:49,372 --> 01:38:52,666 Then why did you have me pose this way? 111105