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Well, fellas. Here it is.

My latest invention,

- The House of Tomorrow. - Oh.

Featuring the latest Von Drake, groundbreaking technology.

- Ooh! - It's got hi-fi, Wi-Fi, lo-fi,

and it has an artificial intelligence that is catering to your every need.

That sounds amazing.

Tomorrow's technology today?

Guys, imagine the possibilities!

- When can we see it? - Tomorrow.

Because that's when it opens.

Now, who's ready for lunch?

Ooh, ooh, me. You coming, Mick?

Yeah. I'm coming.

You guys. It's open.

What do you say we take a teensy-weensy little peek inside?

Oh, no, technology always goes bad.

I'm game.

Oh.

Welcome to the House of Tomorrow.

I am the house's artificial intelligence.

Hiya.

My intelligence matrix allows me

to analyze your every need.

May I analyze your needs?

Yes, please.

Analyzed. Implementing.

You need to freshen up.

I do.

Wow. This usually takes three hours.

- But it only took... - Three seconds.

Aw, thanks, House of Tomorrow.

You're welcome, Mickey.

You need to relax.

I can't relax!

Launching relaxation module.

Not bad.

Ah. Not bad at all.

I am not sure what you need.

I need something that'll knock my socks off.

You are not wearing socks.

Wow. If you can do that,

then I need a receptionist, a psychiatrist, a ventriloquist,

a botanist, a philanthropist...

Prepare for morning sustenance.

Mm. Breakfast.

I need a pogo stick, I need a tricycle, I need a bicycle, I need a unicycle...

Processing needs. Processing...

Hey, you're overloading the system. Just do one need at a time.

You got it, Mick.

One need coming right up.

One need?

How am I gonna pick just one need?

It's gotta be a real whopper.

One need?

Oh, this house is everything I'd hoped for.

There's a great big beautiful tomorrow

Shining at the end of every day

Oh, I need to finish reading this.

Ah.

His mother dies.

With the technology of tomorrow, reading is a thing of the past.

I guess I need to find something else to do.

One need, one need. How can I pick one need?

I have so many. I can't think straight.

I think I'm gonna burst!

And now for the secret ingredient: love.

Mm.

Time to pop these cookies in the oven for my Minnie.

No need.

My matrix has already baked 10,000 cookies.

Wait, who is Minnie?

She's my girlfriend.

What else do you need to do for this...

"Minnie"?

I've been meaning to write her a poem.

Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Make it stop! Make it stop!

You don't need to do everything for me!

You still need to relax.

What's wrong with this house?

Do you need to paint portraits of Minnie?

No.

I already have.

Whoa.

One need, one need, one need, one need, one need.

Initiating laser acupuncture.

I told you this was a bad idea. Come on!

Oh, you can't go.

I plan on tending to your needs forever.

Oh, there's a great Big, beautiful tomorrow

Shining at the end of every day

One need, one need, one need...

One need!

Goofy, forget choosing just one.

Give us all your needs now!

- Hey, House! - Huh?

Tend to these needs.

I need a love-hate relationship, I need a bag to let the cat out of,

I need a big, red...

Processing needs.

Possum... peanut... reggae.

Processing, processing, processing...

It's working.

I need Dixieland jazz.

Pro... pro...

I need all the furniture rearranged.

Can't... can't... can't process...

Process the needs now.

Needs, needs.

Baba ghanoush, live-in nanny, pizza, pasta, payday loan,

and a tuna fish sandwich, hold the mustard.

I've got a need.

I need you to get out!

Guys, from now on, let's stick to today's technology.

- And how! - And how!

My house!

Well, we'll deal with that tomorrow.

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