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- These were delivered for you.
- Oh, great.
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Ah, Miss Fine!
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Filling in for your cousin,
Mel, the doorman again?
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I wish.
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Is that a cushy job or what?
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All he does is open doors
and receive packages.
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A baboon could do that.
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Oh, well, of course,
a highly-trained baboon.
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Mr. Sheffield,
what do you think?
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I'm gonna mix and mingle
at the yacht club today.
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- The yacht club?
- Uh-huh.
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That's setting your sights
a little high, isn't it?
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You know,
I am not the same chick
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I was when I started
here three years ago.
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I mean, I can't look for
love in all the old joints,
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now that I've acquired so
much class and panache.
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There's that Band-Aid that
came off in the bath tub.
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♪ She was working in a bridal
shop in Flushing Queens ♪
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♪ Till her boyfriend
kicked her out ♪
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♪ In one of those
crushing scenes ♪
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♪ What was she to do?
Where was she to go? ♪
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♪ She was out
on her fanny ♪
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♪ So over the bridge from Flushing
to the Sheffield's door ♪
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♪ She was there to sell
makeup, but father saw more ♪
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♪ She had style, she had
flair, she was there ♪
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♪ That's how she became
The Nanny ♪
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♪ Who would have guessed that
the girl we've described ♪
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♪ Was just exactly what
the doctor prescribed? ♪
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♪ Now the father finds
her beguiling ♪
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♪ Watch out, C.C. ♪
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♪ And the kids are
actually smiling ♪
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♪ Such joie de vivre ♪
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♪ She is the lady in red ♪
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♪ When everybody else
is wearing tan ♪
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♪ The flashy girl
from Flushing ♪
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♪ The Nanny named Fran ♪
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Sweetheart,
thank God you're home.
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I have to warn you.
You're in terrible danger!
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( Sniffs )
Hmm.
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Did Niles make a noodle kugel?
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Ma, would you concentrate?
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Pretend you're full.
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Did Aunt Freida call?
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Yeah. She said her apartment was
being painted,
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so I said she could stay here
for the night.
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- Oh, aye, I' am too late.
- What?
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She's been thrown out
of her apartment.
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( Fran gasps )
She is broke.
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They even took away her
nightclub to pay for her taxes.
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No more Freida's La Freak?
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That place was like
an institution.
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Has this city no soul?
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They're putting in a Loehmann's.
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Oh, well, you know,
you really can't fight progress.
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She's hitting up everyone in the
family for a place to stay.
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How could this happen?
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The woman's buried
five husbands.
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You'd think that she can
live off of what she found
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in their old pants' pockets.
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What happened to Fred,
her millionaire boyfriend?
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Well, she's afraid.
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If he knows that she's broke,
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he'll think that she's
after him for his money.
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Well, isn't she?
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If she has a brain in that
fat head of hers, she is.
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Poor Aunt Freida,
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she came this close to makin'
it as a singer.
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And her damn boyfriend,
Steve had to go and meet Eydie.
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( Doorbell rings )
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Well, good luck getting
rid of Freida now.
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She's like a Cesarean scar.
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You'll have her for life.
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Freid!
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Syl!
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Both: Muah, muah.
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So, how are Morty's mumps?
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They're still contagious?
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Very.
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Fred, get out of the car.
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He's so sweet,
but he's such a schmegegge.
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Fred, honey, pull the knob up.
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How could such
a schmegegge become so rich?
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This from a woman who
voted for Ross Perot?
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Fred.
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Fred, I'd like you to meet
my sister-in-law, Sylvia,
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and her daughter, Fran.
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I'm Sylvia.
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I'm gonna go upstairs and
steam a couple of things.
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Fred, would you like to come in?
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Hmm?
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Oh, no, no.
I'm fine out here.
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Now, I've got a light
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and a chair.
( chuckles )
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I don't want to be a bother.
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( Door slams shut )
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What do you know,
he's half Jewish.
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♪ Will someone
tell me when is it my turn ♪
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♪ Don't I get a dream
for myself ♪
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♪ Starting now it's
gonna be Mr. Sandman ♪
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♪ Yes, bring me a dream
boom boom boom boom ♪
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♪ I had a dream ♪
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♪ A dream about you and you ♪
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( Fran joins in )
♪ And you ♪
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Who needed a little bite to eat?
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Your 17-pound turkey is ready.
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Excuse me,
I'm taking a short break.
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Enjoy the buffet.
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Well,
now that that's taken care of,
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I can go to my yacht club.
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Speaking of turkeys,
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how many arrangements
does that human karaoke know?
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Well, that depends.
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Has she already done
her tribute to Chaka Khan?
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C.C., would you mind leaving
us alone for a moment?
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I'd like a word
with the skipper.
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Well, exactly how long
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is your Aunt's engagement
here going to last?
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Because, we... we do have
another act coming in.
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From the nanny agency!
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Well, if you'll just
retract those veins,
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I'll tell you a perfectly
good explanation.
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There is no explanation why that
woman is still in my house!
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A very wealthy and repressed
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man's in love with her.
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But he's not ready to commit.
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Well, that's understandable.
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Uh-huh.
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It's only fair that
she give him plenty of time.
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And how much time
are we talkin'? Hmm?
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Oh, I don't know.
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Can't rush these things.
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Yeah, well, I hope he knows that
he doesn't have forever,
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because she's not gonna
wait around like some schlub,
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since she can't even
spit in this town
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without hitting some
eligible classy guy.
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Uh, well, good bloody luck
to her catching one.
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Because men seldom date women
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who say the word "schlub"
and rarely marry those who spit.
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Oh!
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Your big fat ears get all that,
Niles?
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It's just me, Daddy.
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Oh, sweetheart, I'm sorry.
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- Do me a favor?
- Mm-hmm.
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Tell the man
with the big fat ears
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next to you I'd like a drink.
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- He said he wants a drink.
- Niles: I heard him.
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- Oh, thank you.
- Here you go.
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Thanks.
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All right, all right.
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I'm leaving.
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What was that about?
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That woman tried to get in
with a Xeroxed membership card.
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Huh, and it looked do phony.
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Oh, my God!
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Well, I'm surprised she didn't
dip it in tea first
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to give it that aged look.
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Then you paste on one
of those magnetic strips
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from the back of an
old Blockbuster's card,
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before giving it that authentic
look of laminating it.
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You wouldn't believe what
people will do to marry up.
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Oh, boy, you know,
that is so superficial.
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Give me a working man any day.
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What do you do?
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I'm a chauffeur.
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That seat's taken.
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Oh!
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Fred!
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Oh, Fred!
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Hi!
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It's okay, Fred.
You can talk to me.
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Oh, I don't want to bother you.
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You look like you're in
the middle of something.
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Yeah, my child-bearing years.
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Fred, come on over here, honey.
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I didn't know you were a member.
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Oh, yes, yes.
For years now.
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Oh?
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This is my favorite time of day.
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I love to come over and watch
the bartenders cut the fruit.
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No, no, no. When you're rich,
they call it eccentric.
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You know, Fred,
I'm really glad I ran into you.
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It's so obvious that,
you know, you're a shy guy.
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But you really feel
strongly about Freida.
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Why don't you pop the question?
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Oh, Freida would never marry me.
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She's so vibrant, sexy.
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I want whatever he's drinkin'.
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I really don't know
what she sees in me.
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Uh.
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It's your eyes.
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Besides, I can never give her the
kind of life that she shoots to.
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- Uh-huh.
- Parties, night-clubbing.
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I'm not a very exciting man.
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I can't even...
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Oh, Fred.
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Don't be embarrassed.
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You know,
you can do other things
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and really most women
just like to cuddle.
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I was going to say dance.
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Ah.
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Well, that's good
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because that cuddle thing
is a big myth.
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Oh, Fred,
I can teach you how to dance.
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A couple of private lessons.
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You'll sweep her off her feet.
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You must really love your aunt.
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She'd be moved.
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Well, moving my aunt is a big
priority of my family.
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I should've never let
you teach me the mambo.
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Oh, no, Fred, it's okay.
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You know, in China,
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women without toes are
considered sexy.
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Well, let's face it, Fran.
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I'll never be
known for my dancing.
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Nonsense, Fred.
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You're very light on your feet.
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I'm sure there was a pair of
ski boots under here somewhere.
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Look,
let's forget the whole thing.
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Oh, no, no, Fred, Fred.
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If you don't leave here
with Freida,
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I will regret it for the rest
of my life.
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Did I say "I"?
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Let me demonstrate.
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Watch me.
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♪ One two three
One two three ♪
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♪ Turn turn turn. ♪
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♪ Shimmy, shimmy, shimmy ♪
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♪ Ah ah ♪
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Now you try.
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( Mambo music playing )
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I'll never be as good as you.
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Don't compare yourself to me.
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I was on "Dance Fever."
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I'll just show you a couple of
steps so you can fake it, okay?
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Hmm.
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Now, one two three...
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Hey!
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I kin... I kinda like that.
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You're getting it.
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Ooh-ah!
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Now, just keep doing the
same thing over and over again.
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Ooh-ah!
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Well, not that.
That could get annoying.
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Oh, Fr-Fran,
wait, ooh.
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Well, you're doing great!
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Fran, now, there's something
wrong with my arm.
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Worry more about your feet.
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- No, really.
- Fred, not so close.
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Don't dip me! Fred!
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Fred!
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Fred?
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Whoa, Fred.
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Oh, my God!
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( Gasps )
Oh, my God!
255
00:12:03,054 --> 00:12:04,956
Oh, my God! Oh, oh, oh!
256
00:12:06,257 --> 00:12:07,924
Oh, my God!
257
00:12:20,371 --> 00:12:25,175
Fred, I hope for your sake,
that's rigor mortis setting in.
258
00:12:37,022 --> 00:12:38,155
Woman on PA:
Dr. Warner,
259
00:12:38,156 --> 00:12:39,857
wanted in radiology, please.
260
00:12:39,858 --> 00:12:43,894
Oh, can you believe that she did
this to me under my own roof?
261
00:12:45,230 --> 00:12:47,431
Oh, my mama.
262
00:12:47,432 --> 00:12:48,399
I'm gonna faint.
263
00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:49,934
- Hold me.
- Hold you?
264
00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:52,069
I'm still paying for this hip.
265
00:12:56,408 --> 00:12:59,143
Ya happy, hot pants?
266
00:12:59,144 --> 00:13:02,146
Don't you yell at my daughter,
Nettie?
267
00:13:02,147 --> 00:13:04,247
What the hell is wrong with you?
268
00:13:04,248 --> 00:13:06,951
Are you so desperate
to get married?
269
00:13:06,952 --> 00:13:09,954
Where is this insanity
coming from?
270
00:13:11,122 --> 00:13:13,958
( Sobbing )
271
00:13:17,362 --> 00:13:19,897
Mr. Sheffield is here,
put some lipstick on.
272
00:13:22,768 --> 00:13:24,368
Why won't anyone believe me?
273
00:13:24,369 --> 00:13:27,037
I was just trying to
get those two together.
274
00:13:27,038 --> 00:13:28,972
Just because he was lying
on top of me
275
00:13:28,973 --> 00:13:32,276
with romantic music at 1:00
in the morning doesn't mean...
276
00:13:32,277 --> 00:13:34,177
You know,
this would all be a non-issue
277
00:13:34,178 --> 00:13:36,146
if I was running opposite Dole.
278
00:13:42,353 --> 00:13:44,321
I've got an 8:00 a.m.
appointment.
279
00:13:44,322 --> 00:13:46,156
Niles, would you let
C.C. know what happened?
280
00:13:46,157 --> 00:13:47,525
Oh, I already phoned her, sir.
281
00:13:47,526 --> 00:13:49,860
Told her a certain millionaire
suffered a heart attack
282
00:13:49,861 --> 00:13:51,061
in Miss Fine's bed.
283
00:13:51,062 --> 00:13:52,096
C.C.: Maxwell!
284
00:13:57,169 --> 00:13:58,101
You're all right!
285
00:13:58,102 --> 00:14:00,037
Oh, dear,
you thought I meant him?
286
00:14:04,209 --> 00:14:06,410
He can have visitors now,
but he's weak,
287
00:14:06,411 --> 00:14:08,745
so you should only go
in one at a time.
288
00:14:08,746 --> 00:14:11,081
Thank you.
289
00:14:11,082 --> 00:14:13,417
Thanks for taking
such good care of him.
290
00:14:13,418 --> 00:14:14,458
I really appreciate...
291
00:14:19,090 --> 00:14:20,090
Fred.
292
00:14:21,093 --> 00:14:22,893
Freddy.
293
00:14:22,894 --> 00:14:24,128
It's your Freidela.
294
00:14:25,964 --> 00:14:27,131
Are you... are you all right?
295
00:14:27,132 --> 00:14:28,866
Can you hear?
296
00:14:28,867 --> 00:14:30,868
His color's not so good.
297
00:14:30,869 --> 00:14:32,036
Well,
that hose you're standing on
298
00:14:32,037 --> 00:14:33,997
might have something
to do with it.
299
00:14:36,708 --> 00:14:39,176
You have the nerve
to speak to me?
300
00:14:39,177 --> 00:14:41,745
I didn't do anything!
I'm innocent!
301
00:14:41,746 --> 00:14:43,080
Shh, shh, shh.
302
00:14:43,081 --> 00:14:45,001
Look,
he's trying to say something.
303
00:14:45,750 --> 00:14:48,285
Fran, you're so good.
304
00:14:52,991 --> 00:14:54,225
Put my leg where?
305
00:14:55,860 --> 00:14:57,094
Where the heck is that hose?
306
00:14:58,297 --> 00:15:02,199
You... you husband stealer, you!
307
00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:05,302
Now, who-who's gonna
take care of me?
308
00:15:05,303 --> 00:15:07,003
Where am I gonna live?
309
00:15:07,004 --> 00:15:10,240
( Shouting )
310
00:15:19,918 --> 00:15:21,385
Any idea of Miss Fine
311
00:15:21,386 --> 00:15:24,354
being seriously involved
with Fred is absurd.
312
00:15:24,355 --> 00:15:26,056
Oh, why do you say that, sir?
313
00:15:26,057 --> 00:15:27,124
Come on, man.
314
00:15:27,125 --> 00:15:28,626
He is nice, but,
315
00:15:28,627 --> 00:15:31,761
but she couldn't be interested
in him after...
316
00:15:31,762 --> 00:15:32,762
me.
317
00:15:35,033 --> 00:15:36,567
What's so great about you?
318
00:15:40,071 --> 00:15:41,538
I mean,
what's so great about you
319
00:15:41,539 --> 00:15:43,106
- is your ability...
- Oh, shut up!
320
00:15:43,107 --> 00:15:44,107
I know.
321
00:15:46,778 --> 00:15:48,478
Of course,
it's only a matter of time
322
00:15:48,479 --> 00:15:49,980
before she does find someone
323
00:15:49,981 --> 00:15:53,016
if she keeps
putting herself out there.
324
00:15:53,017 --> 00:15:55,418
Do you think she's doing all
of this just to spite me
325
00:15:55,419 --> 00:15:59,223
for taking back the,
you know, thing?
326
00:15:59,224 --> 00:16:01,892
Well,
it's very difficult to say, sir.
327
00:16:01,893 --> 00:16:02,993
Considering the fact that
328
00:16:02,994 --> 00:16:04,994
I don't know what the
bloody thing is!
329
00:16:08,566 --> 00:16:10,934
Oh, well,
I might as well tell you.
330
00:16:10,935 --> 00:16:12,535
Oh.
( phone rings )
331
00:16:22,814 --> 00:16:23,894
We'll get back to them.
332
00:16:25,850 --> 00:16:28,085
First of all,
no one else must ever know
333
00:16:28,086 --> 00:16:30,487
what I'm about to tell you.
334
00:16:30,488 --> 00:16:32,790
All right, let me see.
We were uh,
335
00:16:32,791 --> 00:16:34,958
we were on our way back
from Paris,
336
00:16:34,959 --> 00:16:36,427
and, uh, well,
337
00:16:36,428 --> 00:16:38,228
I thought we were about to die.
338
00:16:38,229 --> 00:16:43,233
So I turned to Miss Fine
and I told her I loved her.
339
00:16:43,234 --> 00:16:44,468
Then I panicked,
340
00:16:44,469 --> 00:16:46,303
took it back and, ( scoffs )
341
00:16:46,304 --> 00:16:47,304
that's it.
342
00:16:48,406 --> 00:16:51,207
So, now you know,
343
00:16:51,208 --> 00:16:52,843
what the thing is.
344
00:16:56,114 --> 00:16:57,247
( Door shuts )
345
00:16:57,248 --> 00:16:58,815
( Niles screaming )
346
00:17:02,887 --> 00:17:06,056
Fran, I refuse to share a
bathroom with your aunt anymore.
347
00:17:06,057 --> 00:17:08,057
I brushed my teeth
with some chick product.
348
00:17:09,794 --> 00:17:11,754
Don't even wanna speculate
what that was.
349
00:17:12,897 --> 00:17:14,398
Oh,
what are you complaining about?
350
00:17:14,399 --> 00:17:18,034
There's like a toenail from
Jurassic Park in my bathroom.
351
00:17:20,371 --> 00:17:21,472
And look at this.
352
00:17:21,473 --> 00:17:23,807
Your aunt ate the entire box
of chocolates
353
00:17:23,808 --> 00:17:25,342
that my boyfriend gave me.
354
00:17:25,343 --> 00:17:26,911
Oh, don't worry kids.
355
00:17:26,912 --> 00:17:28,712
I'll take care of everything.
356
00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:34,785
Nanny Fine, I didn't know
you were attracted to
357
00:17:34,786 --> 00:17:36,553
decrepit old men.
358
00:17:36,554 --> 00:17:40,624
Am I gonna have to keep my
eye on the two of you now?
359
00:17:40,625 --> 00:17:43,393
In my day, two people got
to know each other first.
360
00:17:43,394 --> 00:17:45,763
In your day,
there only were two people.
361
00:17:47,365 --> 00:17:51,101
Fran! Franny, darling!
362
00:17:51,102 --> 00:17:52,736
Fred regained consciousness.
363
00:17:52,737 --> 00:17:54,438
He explained everything.
364
00:17:54,439 --> 00:17:58,108
- Oh.
- And then, he proposed!
365
00:17:58,109 --> 00:17:59,877
So can you ever forgive me?
366
00:17:59,878 --> 00:18:01,445
- Did you accept?
- Yeah!
367
00:18:01,446 --> 00:18:02,846
All is forgiven.
368
00:18:02,847 --> 00:18:04,915
Muah!
369
00:18:04,916 --> 00:18:07,751
( Children talking excitedly )
370
00:18:07,752 --> 00:18:11,021
Oh, look how excited
they are for me.
371
00:18:11,022 --> 00:18:12,923
Not quite yet, my loves.
372
00:18:12,924 --> 00:18:15,358
Because, you know,
there's still so much to do.
373
00:18:15,359 --> 00:18:16,826
And I haven't even decided
374
00:18:16,827 --> 00:18:18,428
where I'm gonna have
the ceremony
375
00:18:18,429 --> 00:18:21,364
now that I'm getting married.
376
00:18:21,365 --> 00:18:22,967
Hear! Hear!
377
00:18:22,968 --> 00:18:24,501
Here?
378
00:18:24,502 --> 00:18:26,236
Oh, what a doll!
379
00:18:27,372 --> 00:18:29,205
Muah, muah.
380
00:18:29,206 --> 00:18:32,375
So, I'm gonna upstairs and try
on my old wedding gown.
381
00:18:32,376 --> 00:18:33,844
Come on, kids.
382
00:18:33,845 --> 00:18:36,312
Help zip me up.
383
00:18:36,313 --> 00:18:37,648
I'll get the pliers.
384
00:18:40,418 --> 00:18:42,052
All right, I, uh,
385
00:18:42,053 --> 00:18:43,853
I know something just happened.
386
00:18:43,854 --> 00:18:46,256
You just offered
to have Freida's wedding here.
387
00:18:46,257 --> 00:18:47,491
What?
388
00:18:47,492 --> 00:18:49,660
Why didn't you bloody
say something?
389
00:18:49,661 --> 00:18:50,928
Oh, calm down.
390
00:18:50,929 --> 00:18:53,330
Do you think that I would
subject you to the horror
391
00:18:53,331 --> 00:18:55,866
of a Fine family affair?
392
00:18:55,867 --> 00:18:58,302
Not after what happened at
Grandma Yetta's birthday party,
393
00:18:58,303 --> 00:18:59,403
which you know nothing about.
394
00:18:59,404 --> 00:19:00,904
So what am I bringing
that up for?
395
00:19:00,905 --> 00:19:02,973
Moving on, moving on.
396
00:19:02,974 --> 00:19:06,810
I can't believe I agreed to let
Freida have her wedding here.
397
00:19:06,811 --> 00:19:07,811
Oh, relax.
398
00:19:07,812 --> 00:19:09,145
I've got a plan.
399
00:19:09,146 --> 00:19:10,680
Oh, thank God.
400
00:19:10,681 --> 00:19:13,117
First, I'll go out
and buy a dress for the wedding.
401
00:19:13,118 --> 00:19:14,952
Yes, right.
Better give me a credit card.
402
00:19:14,953 --> 00:19:16,453
This way it looks like
you're going along with it.
403
00:19:16,454 --> 00:19:18,989
Oh, uh, right, right.
404
00:19:18,990 --> 00:19:20,891
Okay, now,
while I'm doin' that, you,
405
00:19:20,892 --> 00:19:22,593
- this'll be a snap for you.
- Okay, okay.
406
00:19:22,594 --> 00:19:23,993
- Go upstairs,
- Yeah?
407
00:19:23,994 --> 00:19:25,996
- Find Freida,
- Uh-huh?
408
00:19:25,997 --> 00:19:26,997
And take it back.
409
00:19:38,076 --> 00:19:39,977
This is beautiful.
410
00:19:39,978 --> 00:19:42,145
Why is it families
only get together
411
00:19:42,146 --> 00:19:44,514
at weddings and funerals?
412
00:19:44,515 --> 00:19:48,451
You know, you wore that dress
to her last wedding.
413
00:19:48,452 --> 00:19:51,855
I'm saving the new one
for your shiva, Nettie.
414
00:19:56,227 --> 00:19:58,429
Well, we don't need anything
old or blue.
415
00:19:58,430 --> 00:20:00,998
I just shoved Freida
into her corset.
416
00:20:00,999 --> 00:20:04,267
( laughing )
417
00:20:04,268 --> 00:20:05,836
- Fran, Fran.
- Yes, yes.
418
00:20:05,837 --> 00:20:07,304
- Can I talk to you?
- Sure.
419
00:20:07,305 --> 00:20:08,872
I can't go through with this.
420
00:20:08,873 --> 00:20:10,907
Oh, Fred,
now I don't want to hear that
421
00:20:10,908 --> 00:20:12,876
you're not good enough
for Freida.
422
00:20:12,877 --> 00:20:14,511
You're a wonderful guy.
423
00:20:14,512 --> 00:20:16,946
I'd marry ya in a second.
424
00:20:16,947 --> 00:20:18,147
Then marry me.
425
00:20:18,148 --> 00:20:19,916
I think I'm in love with you.
426
00:20:19,917 --> 00:20:22,218
Fred!
Don't be ridiculous!
427
00:20:22,219 --> 00:20:24,387
You... you're just getting
cold feet.
428
00:20:24,388 --> 00:20:25,989
I'll give you
anything you've ever wanted.
429
00:20:25,990 --> 00:20:27,390
Yes, I'm worth millions.
430
00:20:27,391 --> 00:20:28,391
This'll do.
431
00:20:29,927 --> 00:20:31,395
No, no, Fred.
432
00:20:34,198 --> 00:20:35,899
You don't love me.
433
00:20:35,900 --> 00:20:37,934
You love Freida.
434
00:20:37,935 --> 00:20:39,470
You guys make a perfect couple.
435
00:20:39,471 --> 00:20:43,974
There is nothing more right
in this whole world.
436
00:20:43,975 --> 00:20:46,143
This is so wrong.
437
00:20:46,144 --> 00:20:48,812
Say anything
to disturb this ceremony,
438
00:20:48,813 --> 00:20:49,846
and you're dead.
439
00:20:51,248 --> 00:20:53,350
And do you, Freida Rubinsky,
440
00:20:54,519 --> 00:20:56,520
Mannerino,
441
00:20:56,521 --> 00:20:57,921
Chung-Dao,
442
00:20:59,524 --> 00:21:00,724
Bitterman,
443
00:21:00,725 --> 00:21:02,192
( mouthing )
No, no.
444
00:21:02,193 --> 00:21:03,259
Excuse us, coming through,
445
00:21:03,260 --> 00:21:05,495
excuse me, just a minute,
thank you.
446
00:21:05,496 --> 00:21:07,931
I can't let Freida go
through with this.
447
00:21:07,932 --> 00:21:09,399
Oh, yes, you can.
448
00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:11,901
My house has turned
into a pest motel.
449
00:21:11,902 --> 00:21:14,070
Where the Fines check in,
but they don't check out.
450
00:21:16,340 --> 00:21:17,441
You don't understand.
451
00:21:17,442 --> 00:21:19,009
He doesn't wanna marry her.
452
00:21:19,010 --> 00:21:20,777
He said he loves me.
453
00:21:20,778 --> 00:21:22,011
He's confused.
454
00:21:22,012 --> 00:21:23,980
The man just had a near
death experience.
455
00:21:23,981 --> 00:21:25,901
He didn't know
what he was saying.
456
00:21:28,485 --> 00:21:30,153
Wait a minute.
Let me get this straight.
457
00:21:30,154 --> 00:21:32,288
Now you're takin'
it back for him?
458
00:21:34,158 --> 00:21:37,026
Oh, you know,
maybe ignorance is bliss.
459
00:21:37,027 --> 00:21:39,262
Maybe I should just
let them be happy.
460
00:21:39,263 --> 00:21:41,431
I mean, Freida's
been widowed five times,
461
00:21:41,432 --> 00:21:44,300
maybe six will be her
lucky number, who knows?
462
00:21:44,301 --> 00:21:45,301
I do.
463
00:21:48,005 --> 00:21:49,305
Freida: Fred!
464
00:21:49,306 --> 00:21:50,874
Fred!
465
00:21:50,875 --> 00:21:52,175
He said I do!
466
00:21:52,176 --> 00:21:53,276
All: We heard it.
467
00:22:00,818 --> 00:22:02,853
( Woman on TV laughing )
468
00:22:02,854 --> 00:22:04,121
Oh, Mr. Sheffield, look,
469
00:22:04,122 --> 00:22:08,091
Aunt Freida sent us a tape
from their honeymoon.
470
00:22:08,092 --> 00:22:11,794
Oh, I can't believe
how well Fred recovered.
471
00:22:11,795 --> 00:22:14,097
I know.
Doesn't he look incredible?
472
00:22:14,098 --> 00:22:16,466
Boy, that quadruple bypass
really did the trick.
473
00:22:16,467 --> 00:22:17,634
Hmm.
474
00:22:19,938 --> 00:22:21,872
( laughing )
475
00:22:26,010 --> 00:22:28,712
Next week I'm gonna teach
him the Macarena.
476
00:22:37,889 --> 00:22:41,191
( Jazz music playing )
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