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in the beginning there was only darkness
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and out of that darkness was born the
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demons are who loved as a kid ease and
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oppressor of humankind but from out of
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the shadows came Krong warrior above
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whole warriors and para of the gods saw
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he freed humankind and led them to
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victory
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but victory was daily one suffering a
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mortal wound to his heart cron bled for
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seven days and seven nights and a
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hundred warriors drank of his spilled
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blood and bad his strength cron looked
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down at them and what he saw was good
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and with that he died thus were born the
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barbarians the mighty sons of cron
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Oh
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listen up people
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strength courage fearlessness these
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threads work Ron's gifts to our people
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for thousands of generations his
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undiluted barrage has been running
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through our veins that is what we
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celebrate on this day every year before
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we go on a quest my first and foremost
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it is Ron's blood which makes us
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barbarians the greatest warriors in all
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of metal onea okay
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Raoul it's your turn role is ill Raoul
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is taking a sick day
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Raoul why don't you just skip me my
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elbow is hurting
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maybe I'm getting osteoporosis jerk-off
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elbow come on just give it I just ah
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you have to get in shape before going
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out on a quest roll me a barbarian who
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can't swing a double-headed axis well
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that's not a real pop berry yeah what
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the hell am I gonna do on a quest anyway
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I'll just get in your way why can't I
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hang it you're a son of Ron Ron Ron sons
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go on quests to kill monsters and return
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home in glory that's the essence of
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being a barbarian uncle take a look at
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me what can I do to harm a monster flex
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these muscles and hope it lasts itself
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to death
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what's up Ronal have you gotten some
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muscles funny hey have you gotten
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yourself some brain cells huh what yeah
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give this one of my back and you're
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popping for me so freaking typical
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before the party listen Rory going out
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on a quest is more about having big
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balls rather than big muscles it's about
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courage once you show you're a real man
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questing is fun crushing the enemy is
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easy okay maybe it's just me but I can't
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get over the fact that you can seriously
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die from questing I'll just shut up and
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try it
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what the hell is that
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your arm eight arms people
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wait hold it
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Oh who goes there
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readings noble barbarians Master Florian
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bad at your service we merely wish for
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humble fee of course to enrich your
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spectacular buffet of muffled with noble
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sonatas from olden times about heroes
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and heroines
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what they sing songs at parties parties
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that badass weapon is not a flame hurler
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- tuba man coming cracked open a
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skull and ages I know that was a joke
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howdy girls
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how about washing my massive rocks bit
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dirty for Strings loot loot hey it's
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time for Ellen's no frivolity my tongue
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any better duty calls we must practice
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for the party in there just a little
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time to check out the honey's no no no a
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real bastard comes down to the school
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how does it have to be so perfect isn't
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it about time we went on a quest and
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join the barbarians tomorrow and getting
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it all the action look at me
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I really need to meet some chicks man I
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mean write some very important poems and
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that sort of thing Oh Allie bet you
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won't be ready for that until you know
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old poems ever written entirely by heart
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right but that like a hundred years
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nonsense total rubbish my little friend
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I was only 57 when I was fully trained
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only a youngster now state
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so I went hunting the other day why and
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just happened to run into an orc
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kindergarten
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cute kids here you go sugar this is for
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you oh really brings out your eyes
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oh you got to see this one too it's an
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invisibility Body Lotion
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I used to last you and I snuck into our
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era cool right
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totally sneaky Tiki man you can't even
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sit
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all sons of chronic gathered Lord Farkas
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I then the time is covered
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can I take over your shift what about
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the party huh yeah I was a bit tired
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okay then I blow the horn if you see
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anything suspicious okay
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think you can do that ah who cares if I
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can blow that shitty horn I just want to
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be alone okay
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it's a big horn first to drawing a big
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breath deep and your gun for God's sake
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uncle who in the hell would bother
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attacking us
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we're barbarians we've crushed
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everything in the northern hemisphere
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we've never been attacked damn it you
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may be right but it's the principle that
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counts it's gonna be the death of me
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barbarians man
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you know what the hell is that
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we're under attack
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let's grab your weapons what is your
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command unleash the fires of hell
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I don't remember ordering any firewood
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we're under attack
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I really do try fine
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just isn't good enough Ronald come on
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we've gotta save the others
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are these the famous sons of cron how
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pathetic
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chain them all up and don't leave anyone
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behind
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wait barbarians never surrender
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everyone boughs to Lourdes focus on
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take them away you heard Lord fall kazar
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get the last ones locked up
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come on hurry up get the pigs in the
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cart I haven't got all night
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remember your shoes and purses
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I mean axes we won't be coming back to
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get them a small problem here this
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president don't with the cops what
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should I do
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huh that's not a box barian take it out
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back and kill the what Wow
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yeah damn it how it gets the fun job
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oh what a night my head is killing me
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wow this place looks pretty nice t
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where'd everyone go you have to do the
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after party or something hey wait up
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No
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oh you're alive not for long cronies
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calling me no uncle it's probably just a
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flesh wound Ronal when your parents died
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I promised to look after you I kept that
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promise now it's your turn
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promise me something that you'll save
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the others they're counting on you
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rhodol what but but I can't promise me
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you must go north to the article the
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Oracle but but how you are their only
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hope
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you are the last free barbarian
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uncle uncle
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hmm coax a disability lotion yo what's
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up you going on a quest
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uh no I have to go find the other
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barbarians now okay huh sounds like a
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quest you're going on the quest I'm not
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going on a quest I have to find my tribe
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that is so totally a quest wait up and
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who are you howdy
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a Lebert bard pink to join ya wait hey
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you can't say no cuz I'll just follow
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you like a shadow yeah oh it's gonna be
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awesome man
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you know what since we're heading north
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why don't we visit the Amazons along the
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way no I hear the chicks up there
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totally drool we gotta check it out man
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listen it's true stop following me
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around okay no Amazon chicks are born
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hotter and hornier than a June bride and
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all of it Shh you're a drag man I've got
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it we'll go to Borrelia know the women
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there have curly tails at board it is I
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wouldn't that be great
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they sound like pigs oh come on how are
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we different here anyway I need to talk
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to the Oracle so do you think this dude
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could hook us up
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great ass buddy don't touch me wait
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hello hello will you sure took your
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sweet time I've been sitting here since
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last Sunday are you coming in or what uh
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sorry what what well you need to wipe my
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stain shrivel ass you idiot
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are you doing here
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I don't you the nurse uh what no
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we we I mean Gondor sent me that's it
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I'm done I get to wipe it who is
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here my goddamn hemorrhoids I gotta tell
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you something about this Lord focus arm
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he's a mighty warrior the dark forces of
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the zucchinis protects them yeah well
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it's not as if I want to fight him or
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anything I just want to find my tribe
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focus our craze the power to rule all a
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metal onea
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so far no one's been able to stop
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this guy is surrounded by impenetrable
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armor no weapon can ever hurt this
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bastard there is only one sword with the
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power to defeat him watch
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what's so special about that you
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barbarian of all people should know that
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this this crown sword
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it's a joke right don't you know it
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doesn't exist all of our variants have
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been searching for that stupid sword
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forever I'm sorry to break it to you old
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man but it's just a silly very little
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only that sword can hurt Lord Volkers
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off and you will never save your tribe
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without killing him power only a
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fearless warrior you will be able to use
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cron Lord and without a great warrior
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Baltazar is invincible and without about
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baby with big balls the tribe is cool
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why do I care I'm just an Oracle I don't
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give a it ain't my fault the
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barbarians are captured
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chorus all Saucer are my lord that time
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is not we must awaken there's a key T's
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temple soon before it's too late for the
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ritual are all Kron Suns cart my mission
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is complete fantastic my lord no nothing
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can stop us might ease our crime sons
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have all been captured Oh from your son
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what what now the great and mighty Saul
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isn't pleased one of crime Santa's
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missing is possible hey I don't
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understand we didn't leave anyone alive
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whoa
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Heidi the blood of every living
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barbarian and you gonna let one escape
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tell me listen I just witnessed my
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village burned to the ground and now I
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have to find Chron sword even though I
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haven't got a rat's ass chance of
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finding it so will you just shut up with
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your owns and give me a chance to think
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hey I could strum a little barbarian
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tuna Stan don't please not that crap and
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Ronnie pollies my his sword and thrust
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with all his strength the sward and 2
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zucchinis skull which cracks along as we
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think that's all what what is that the
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pilot ekron the ballot of crime has
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2,073 versus I know them all by heart
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and seriously dude Krong gets laid in
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half of them why why didn't you tell me
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about it man that it is late lot know
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about the lyrics it's about Kron you
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idiot that first was about his sword was
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it any verses about where the sword is
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quick get to the end from his chest the
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blood gushed forth it gushed a night and
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day you don't know after he dies come on
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sing it he's brave the sword was lame
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please beyond recall the book of wisdom
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and El Vanguard is bound to make the
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call the book of wisdom an elven guard
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that's it what we've got to go to elven
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guard and read the book of wisdom really
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that's how we'll find the sword those
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hell babes are totally pitching me you
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get gasps quest ok I have two rules for
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this trip one this is not a quest and
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two if we ever see anything that is even
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remotely quest like will absolutely go
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around it
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go around it gotcha good
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I'm not quite sure but if we just break
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rule number one or two who are you are
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you one of them answer me I'm just an
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innocent traveler I swear I I really
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don't want to disturb you
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you uh you you you you're massacre of
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random men they challenged me to a duel
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oh no not again
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screw it I'll let you live oh hey Ron oh
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I think we just found the fairest
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warrior a need for cross or what are you
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crazy
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she's a psychopath exactly what
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are you waiting for
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aster no hey gorgeous
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my buddy Ronald wants to ask you
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something no he's wondering if a fiesty
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a warrior babe like you would be into
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joining our quest you know till I see if
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he's track you in and as an added bonus
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you play with that is Luke by the
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campfire
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if you catch my drift listen I have no
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idea what he's going on about I really
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don't know this I have zero
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interest in playing with your instrument
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hey where you going this is a hell of an
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offer I told you it was a bad idea
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we'll find someone else to save the
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barbarians
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did you say barbarians uh yeah
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barbarians are they your tribe uh yeah
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the ones they call the greatest warriors
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at MIT ellonija um yeah it's a worthy
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cause I'll join you uh sorry what i'm
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sandra shield meeting of the shield
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maiden clan where are you going to the
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Elven tower we just have to figure out
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where it is first I think we'll need a
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guide there's probably one in the next
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town follow me hey wait you can't just
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take over here's a problem with that
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listen uh no great let's go score rhodol
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she's so into you
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Wow you can butter my buns and call me a
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biscuit this place is sweet okay here we
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are yeah okay hey what's up
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look oh great it's happy hour it's
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really crowded today stay behind me
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whoa whoa whoa easy now we'll go in
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quietly we'll find our guide and get out
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of here without anyone noticing and no
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fighting okay
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please your call
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Thanks
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you know what we were looking for a
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guide there's only one left
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in the back behind the ephra
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Elric okay thanks uh hey
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and are you Elric the voice of the wind
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is a light in the Evening Sun the
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children of the stars
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lead Mother Earth to rest the darkness
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is filled by the moans of happy spirits
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and the lovers I sensed you would come
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hurry elves are connected to all living
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things let our souls unite oh you are
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the Eagles imagination and a caught
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silent will the music of the copper
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beeches in your heart oh well now that
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sounds interesting
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listen I'm Ronal and I name's Gary no
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meaning okay right but here's the thing
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I need a guy yes all right
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but do you need spiritual or physical
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guidance we're going to the elven tower
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I don't have a lot of gold but the ring
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will tell me what to do with you
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stand still let me penetrate your aura
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why okay
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uh-huh whoo windows me to go with you
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my bow will sing with your sword I'm
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ready I found him my boat we've seen
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with your sword whatever let's bounce
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hey shieldmaiden
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leaving so soon how about a little dance
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uh hey hey guys everything everything's
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okay
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we're leaving now no worries we're cool
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I accept your challenge what they must
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defeat me or die
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you're just agreed not to cause
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any problem but they challenged me you
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promised in and out without any fighting
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okay it's all up to you muscle boy hey
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00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:09,960
shield Maiden what's it gonna be
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listen mmm friends I know you're itching
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for a big fight but we're kind of in a
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hurry now but I'm sure there must be
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someone else in here willing to go a few
391
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rounds with you so if it's okay with you
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we'll just leave now
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have you ever seen one of these any last
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words shorty that's friggin disgusting
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I'm gonna court you like a bottle you
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little Black Riders
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where is it up
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00:36:48,519 --> 00:36:53,558
no challenge the Lord volcasaurus riders
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which one of you order
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something
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my lord one more strike and you'll beat
402
00:37:30,489 --> 00:37:36,219
your personal record but my lord we have
403
00:37:34,180 --> 00:37:38,078
to find the last son of Cronus all the
404
00:37:36,219 --> 00:37:41,249
next full moon or else when are you
405
00:37:38,079 --> 00:37:41,249
gonna shut up pencil-dick
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00:37:43,799 --> 00:37:49,450
hello the target has escaped one it's
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00:37:47,829 --> 00:37:51,099
been a very difficult evening the
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00:37:49,450 --> 00:37:57,598
Barbarian is being helped by a great
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warrior I will not tolerate humiliation
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bring them to me both of them
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oh are you sure you know where we are it
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feels like we're walking and circling
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speaking to myself we'll be in the elf
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kingdom soon I sense you said the same
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thing two days ago
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we're lost goddamnit we'll end up dying
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00:38:26,349 --> 00:38:32,319
like those dried-out losers what's so
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funny I've heard stories about the Kurds
419
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and strength of the barbarians but you
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have neither you just moan and whine all
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00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:41,440
the time I happen to find it very funny
422
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:43,390
considering how your ancestors are so
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00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:45,460
I'm a joke why did you come along if you
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00:38:43,390 --> 00:38:47,740
think I whine so much what's your deal
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00:38:45,460 --> 00:38:57,130
with the Barbarian that's my business
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stop look meaning what we elves can
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connect with all living creatures
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I was unite with its soul and make it
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00:39:01,150 --> 00:39:04,079
show us the way out
430
00:39:29,349 --> 00:39:37,779
look on the other side there's no
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00:39:32,709 --> 00:39:42,989
labyrinth over there the entrance to the
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00:39:37,779 --> 00:39:42,989
elf Kingdom I didn't
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00:39:51,140 --> 00:40:00,940
elven gates I salute you did you say
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this was the entrance
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come stop the keepers of the gate must
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weigh our souls only those of the right
437
00:40:31,150 --> 00:40:37,930
stature are allowed to enter and what
438
00:40:35,500 --> 00:40:39,790
about those with a lesser stature what
439
00:40:37,930 --> 00:40:42,490
oh my all the balls will crush them
440
00:40:39,790 --> 00:40:45,160
what well shall we go it's just an if I
441
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am but I but I can't do it what honestly
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00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:49,390
guys I'm a pathetic excuse for a
443
00:40:47,140 --> 00:40:51,790
barbarian and I'm certainly not of the
444
00:40:49,390 --> 00:40:52,299
right stature I don't think that's how
445
00:40:51,790 --> 00:40:55,060
it's bent
446
00:40:52,300 --> 00:40:56,800
Rowan all forget it we are going around
447
00:40:55,060 --> 00:40:58,210
it that's not a good idea
448
00:40:56,800 --> 00:41:00,910
when you're on a quest you must follow
449
00:40:58,210 --> 00:41:02,890
the rules seriously going on quests is
450
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only gonna get you killed and if you
451
00:41:02,890 --> 00:41:07,420
insist on calling this a quest then read
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00:41:04,810 --> 00:41:09,009
my lips this is my quest and I have
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00:41:07,420 --> 00:41:12,000
decided that we are going around this
454
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cake come on
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00:41:18,720 --> 00:41:24,819
see no death traps no gates no nothing
456
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:27,130
in our way all this quest garbage is so
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00:41:24,819 --> 00:41:29,970
dump if you just take a moment think a
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00:41:27,130 --> 00:41:29,970
little outside of the box
459
00:41:33,910 --> 00:41:40,000
oh no my man bits what the hell was that
460
00:41:37,570 --> 00:41:42,570
we've offended the keepers of the gate I
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00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,570
sense
462
00:42:15,390 --> 00:42:19,810
you almost got us killed how the hell
463
00:42:18,670 --> 00:42:21,730
would I know the mountain would come
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alive just telling you I tried to avoid
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problems tried trying just isn't good
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enough Ronal huh
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there are always gonna be problems on
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questions you're going to have to solve
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them not go around
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this is the tower of the elves all of
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the world's wisdom is in there
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the Book of Wisdom sits within the top
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chamber
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this way the moment you read it on its
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journey across the darkened sky of night
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the most sacred of sacred that's fine
477
00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:14,110
that's where we're going no one from the
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outside can enter the elf Kings archers
479
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have Hawk thighs they kill everything
480
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they see so we'll have to do it the hard
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way
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I kill the two up front while you run
483
00:43:45,130 --> 00:43:53,350
across no I'll do it
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00:43:48,970 --> 00:43:55,060
what alone row No
485
00:43:53,350 --> 00:43:57,509
are you crazy they'll kill you before
486
00:43:55,060 --> 00:44:02,680
you make it to the bridge yeah I know
487
00:43:57,510 --> 00:44:06,870
but they won't see me there isn't much
488
00:44:02,680 --> 00:44:06,870
left and I'm the smallest one wait here
489
00:44:09,060 --> 00:44:13,799
how do I look pretty sneaky isn't it
490
00:44:15,450 --> 00:44:24,089
what's so funny what what it's it's
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empty yeah thanks a lot Cora Oh
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00:44:24,090 --> 00:44:29,380
relax Ronal no one will notice those
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down in balls just wait here till I get
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back okay don't do it Ronal just get
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killed
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so today Gullit lifts the combi Harvey
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it's open
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00:45:42,430 --> 00:45:45,430
yeah
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00:46:43,570 --> 00:46:46,320
there it is
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00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:58,549
let's see we got sort of crawling this
501
00:46:56,569 --> 00:47:07,720
how the hell am I gonna find sort of
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00:46:58,549 --> 00:47:11,559
grande that sit Khan sword piece of cake
503
00:47:07,720 --> 00:47:11,558
like anyone's ever gonna notice
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00:48:16,620 --> 00:48:18,620
Oh
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00:48:25,390 --> 00:48:31,939
the map says the cron was buried with
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00:48:28,549 --> 00:48:35,390
his sword in the mountain of eternity my
507
00:48:31,939 --> 00:48:40,038
ELF soul census but it is far far hidden
508
00:48:35,390 --> 00:48:49,038
at it fairly close by destiny is on our
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00:48:40,039 --> 00:48:54,109
side hmm I was wrong about you
510
00:48:49,039 --> 00:48:57,459
what the tower you made it well sort of
511
00:48:54,109 --> 00:49:04,249
you do the barbarians honor
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00:48:57,459 --> 00:49:07,848
uh thanks well I've got an axe to
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00:49:04,249 --> 00:49:13,178
sharpen so uh I I was thinking hmm well
514
00:49:07,849 --> 00:49:16,789
it's just hmm I never thanked you for uh
515
00:49:13,179 --> 00:49:25,160
joining me honestly I couldn't have ever
516
00:49:16,789 --> 00:49:27,469
made it without you uh okay well then we
517
00:49:25,160 --> 00:49:29,509
better get some sleep maybe we'll find
518
00:49:27,469 --> 00:49:31,729
the sword tomorrow so uh keep watch
519
00:49:29,509 --> 00:49:35,329
we elves don't need any sleep you can
520
00:49:31,729 --> 00:49:39,078
all rest easy hmm can I ask you
521
00:49:35,329 --> 00:49:42,169
something Ronal uh sure go ahead
522
00:49:39,079 --> 00:49:44,719
what are they like they're barbarians
523
00:49:42,169 --> 00:49:50,709
well they're not the brightest I was
524
00:49:44,719 --> 00:49:50,709
thinking more like in here Oh
525
00:49:53,000 --> 00:50:00,710
a barbarian is always there to help when
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00:49:58,130 --> 00:50:03,320
you need them no matter how dangerous or
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difficult it is and they go on quests
528
00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:07,430
all the time
529
00:50:04,250 --> 00:50:08,510
they're totally fearless kind of hard to
530
00:50:07,430 --> 00:50:12,710
believe that I'm one of them huh I'm
531
00:50:08,510 --> 00:50:13,820
their kick-ass warriors right yep the
532
00:50:12,710 --> 00:50:16,750
best in the world
533
00:50:13,820 --> 00:50:22,040
kick-ass warriors are so hard to find
534
00:50:16,750 --> 00:50:26,800
yeah oh what I dissent from an ancient
535
00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:26,800
tribe of field maidens far far far away
536
00:50:27,130 --> 00:50:32,550
according to our ways I must marry the
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00:50:29,750 --> 00:50:35,980
warrior who defeats me in a duel
538
00:50:35,980 --> 00:50:43,190
many have tried to defeat me but she's
539
00:50:41,090 --> 00:50:46,790
too strong and with every new duel I
540
00:50:43,190 --> 00:50:49,610
grow stronger and stronger in the
541
00:50:46,790 --> 00:50:54,310
meantime everybody else found themselves
542
00:50:49,610 --> 00:50:57,260
me one by one I was the only one left
543
00:50:54,310 --> 00:50:59,930
the duels became few and far between and
544
00:50:57,260 --> 00:51:05,960
in the end warriors stop coming to
545
00:50:59,930 --> 00:51:08,330
challenge me the tribal elders got angry
546
00:51:05,960 --> 00:51:09,770
they told me to leave and go out into
547
00:51:08,330 --> 00:51:14,450
med ellonija and find my own worthy
548
00:51:09,770 --> 00:51:18,980
husband a warrior with the strength to
549
00:51:14,450 --> 00:51:22,069
conquer me if somebody defeats me I have
550
00:51:18,980 --> 00:51:24,560
to obey his every wish but no warrior
551
00:51:22,070 --> 00:51:26,480
has been strong enough yet but but
552
00:51:24,560 --> 00:51:28,370
everywhere I go everybody says that the
553
00:51:26,480 --> 00:51:30,590
barbarians are metal Onias greatest
554
00:51:28,370 --> 00:51:33,140
warriors so maybe one of the barbarians
555
00:51:30,590 --> 00:51:36,320
from your tribe can beat me that's why I
556
00:51:33,140 --> 00:51:39,470
came along uh okay
557
00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:41,060
okay what yeah well uh all that stuff
558
00:51:39,470 --> 00:51:42,950
you just told me what's that got to do
559
00:51:41,060 --> 00:51:45,350
with love at all what do you mean um I
560
00:51:42,950 --> 00:51:49,460
love whoever defeats me I've waited so
561
00:51:45,350 --> 00:51:55,430
long for this I'm about to explode whoa
562
00:51:49,460 --> 00:52:03,580
I I've never told anyone this before oh
563
00:51:55,430 --> 00:52:03,580
I see it feels kind of nice
564
00:52:06,320 --> 00:52:16,560
you know Ronal it's actually nice
565
00:52:10,410 --> 00:52:23,279
talking to you you're pretty nice to
566
00:52:16,560 --> 00:52:25,230
talk to I mean okay the other way then
567
00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:28,620
we would have to fight yeah that would
568
00:52:25,230 --> 00:52:41,820
really suck yeah that'd be weird you and
569
00:52:28,620 --> 00:52:44,850
me in a duel what was that hey Elric who
570
00:52:41,820 --> 00:52:49,440
yells never sleep hey what's that sound
571
00:52:44,850 --> 00:52:50,210
there oh I sense a nasty voice in the
572
00:52:49,440 --> 00:52:52,160
way
573
00:54:01,160 --> 00:54:07,790
no-no-no if we can catch up with them
574
00:55:13,529 --> 00:55:16,569
glorious Queen
575
00:55:15,130 --> 00:55:18,099
we have caught these horrible women and
576
00:55:16,569 --> 00:55:22,479
have brought them here so you may decide
577
00:55:18,099 --> 00:55:25,619
their fate your win come up
578
00:55:22,479 --> 00:55:25,618
let me check them out
579
00:55:34,470 --> 00:55:52,299
hmm most peculiar women I've never seen
580
00:55:40,509 --> 00:55:55,299
anything like it miss Queen if ugly girl
581
00:55:52,299 --> 00:55:58,269
Oh ask you to speak we're not uh women
582
00:55:55,299 --> 00:56:04,890
what we're kind of more like man you
583
00:55:58,269 --> 00:56:04,890
know well almost
584
00:56:07,200 --> 00:56:17,859
Wow the gods have answered our prayers
585
00:56:11,980 --> 00:56:21,220
and sent us to finally the time has come
586
00:56:17,860 --> 00:56:35,140
to carry on our tribe take them to the
587
00:56:21,220 --> 00:56:38,730
sacred meeting cabin rattle one skinny
588
00:56:35,140 --> 00:56:38,730
one first save the other one
589
00:57:00,480 --> 00:57:06,970
my lord and he knows we caught the
590
00:57:05,200 --> 00:57:11,129
warrior who helped the last barbarian
591
00:57:06,970 --> 00:57:11,129
escape bring it out
592
00:57:21,549 --> 00:57:32,749
well look at this I see later and a very
593
00:57:30,469 --> 00:57:36,319
pretty one at that give me a weapon let
594
00:57:32,749 --> 00:57:42,968
me fight all good things come to those
595
00:57:36,319 --> 00:57:42,969
who wait nobody touches me you bastard
596
00:58:27,350 --> 00:58:33,650
impressive you really really turned me
597
00:58:31,619 --> 00:58:33,650
off
598
00:59:01,040 --> 00:59:05,120
you silly girl
599
00:59:13,539 --> 00:59:33,009
I know your rule shieldmaiden you must
600
00:59:24,549 --> 00:59:55,959
obey me now it is your destiny you you
601
00:59:33,009 --> 00:59:57,609
have to feed it me yes it's about damn
602
00:59:55,959 --> 00:59:59,769
time my turn now
603
00:59:57,609 --> 01:00:02,109
tonight's mating ceremony is over you're
604
00:59:59,769 --> 01:00:05,888
not up till tomorrow what tomorrow
605
01:00:02,109 --> 01:00:19,569
Queen's orders come back I've got the
606
01:00:05,889 --> 01:00:20,679
world's blue ball where are you going we
607
01:00:19,569 --> 01:00:23,319
have to go huh
608
01:00:20,679 --> 01:00:25,329
what about the Amazons Xandra is in
609
01:00:23,319 --> 01:00:26,439
danger we got to find cron sword and
610
01:00:25,329 --> 01:00:28,719
help her before it's too late
611
01:00:26,439 --> 01:00:30,368
Sandra can wait a week or so what we
612
01:00:28,719 --> 01:00:32,079
can't just let her down hey if we find
613
01:00:30,369 --> 01:00:34,539
another warrior I don't want to fight
614
01:00:32,079 --> 01:00:36,069
another warrior I once Angelo you didn't
615
01:00:34,539 --> 01:00:40,719
even water long in the first place
616
01:00:36,069 --> 01:00:42,069
just come screwed you I want to stay
617
01:00:40,719 --> 01:00:44,229
here and get laid by some really hot
618
01:00:42,069 --> 01:00:47,469
babes that's the only reason I joined
619
01:00:44,229 --> 01:00:50,019
you on your lousy quest hmm oh I forgot
620
01:00:47,469 --> 01:00:53,109
you're not on a quest you're more boring
621
01:00:50,019 --> 01:00:55,229
that a yeast infection fine then stay
622
01:00:53,109 --> 01:00:58,380
here
623
01:01:32,510 --> 01:01:44,739
what the hell am i doing here
624
01:01:45,330 --> 01:01:50,880
are those real of course I just had to
625
01:01:49,300 --> 01:01:53,650
see you
626
01:01:50,880 --> 01:01:56,140
first time I laid eyes on you I wanted
627
01:01:53,650 --> 01:01:56,530
to rub my naked body all over your manly
628
01:01:56,140 --> 01:01:58,900
chest
629
01:01:56,530 --> 01:02:20,440
ah forget the silly rules I just gotta
630
01:01:58,900 --> 01:02:22,480
have you I found you very sexy miss
631
01:02:20,440 --> 01:02:26,050
Queen but my friend needs me and I have
632
01:02:22,480 --> 01:02:29,070
to go what listen just have your girls
633
01:02:26,050 --> 01:02:29,070
capture me get on my way back
634
01:02:57,130 --> 01:03:06,720
Oh it
635
01:04:04,700 --> 01:04:14,468
well this must be the first barbarians
636
01:04:15,610 --> 01:04:32,150
whoa mr. Khurana sir
637
01:04:28,260 --> 01:04:32,150
I need to borrow your sword for a bit
638
01:04:35,970 --> 01:04:50,990
so white oh yeah sorry about that
639
01:04:57,130 --> 01:05:05,350
Sandra I'm sorry Ronal how are you
640
01:05:02,380 --> 01:05:07,810
managed to escape my best man is beyond
641
01:05:05,350 --> 01:05:10,390
me but now you show up here
642
01:05:07,810 --> 01:05:16,660
watch out exactly like my shield mate
643
01:05:10,390 --> 01:05:20,850
said you want my lord consort the only
644
01:05:16,660 --> 01:05:27,220
weapon that can ever harm you Sandra
645
01:05:20,850 --> 01:05:29,950
excellent you have served me well I live
646
01:05:27,220 --> 01:05:37,810
to serve you my lord what the hell is
647
01:05:29,950 --> 01:05:40,359
going on you little barbarian have a
648
01:05:37,810 --> 01:05:46,690
date with my sauce
649
01:05:55,079 --> 01:06:03,979
my senses say that Rome releasing great
650
01:06:03,979 --> 01:06:38,910
deal with in what you must might ezel
651
01:06:35,130 --> 01:06:42,509
here your humble servant the blood of
652
01:06:38,910 --> 01:06:45,199
truant sons awaits you open the doors to
653
01:06:42,509 --> 01:06:45,199
your mind
654
01:06:55,220 --> 01:07:02,788
only once every 10,000 years
655
01:06:59,309 --> 01:07:06,660
is it possible resolved the god of the
656
01:07:02,789 --> 01:07:09,059
zucchinis to contact our world I'm
657
01:07:06,660 --> 01:07:12,538
bringing him the ultimate sacrifice
658
01:07:09,059 --> 01:07:15,690
the sons of God the warrior who sent him
659
01:07:12,539 --> 01:07:16,710
into the Exile over here after has my
660
01:07:15,690 --> 01:07:19,549
reward
661
01:07:16,710 --> 01:07:39,000
he will give me his divine power
662
01:07:19,549 --> 01:07:42,470
everybody will obey me oh they fly like
663
01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:42,470
the seeds of dandelions
664
01:08:28,198 --> 01:08:31,129
right here
665
01:08:35,990 --> 01:08:45,330
what's going on how you stop
666
01:08:40,350 --> 01:08:46,890
no but you skinny oh what's
667
01:08:45,330 --> 01:08:48,660
happening man what you do with ground
668
01:08:46,890 --> 01:08:50,850
sword it's down there on that altar it's
669
01:08:48,660 --> 01:08:51,340
too late there's nothing we can do get
670
01:08:50,850 --> 01:09:08,330
out of here
671
01:09:08,330 --> 01:09:20,460
tighter I won't be happy till I hear
672
01:09:10,950 --> 01:09:22,528
them squeal like my teaser receive this
673
01:09:20,460 --> 01:09:26,720
offering of the blood of the sons of
674
01:09:22,529 --> 01:09:26,720
Tron bless us with your
675
01:09:27,578 --> 01:09:33,979
soon I will be mightier than a god and
676
01:09:31,729 --> 01:09:36,698
you will be my immortal Queen for all
677
01:09:33,979 --> 01:09:36,698
eternity
678
01:09:47,660 --> 01:09:58,519
we'll be adorned in here Jim wait mr.
679
01:09:56,150 --> 01:10:03,349
Oliver the bard
680
01:09:58,520 --> 01:10:05,960
I'm with you know for the party oh look
681
01:10:03,350 --> 01:10:09,890
old ritual let me feel you did heroes
682
01:10:05,960 --> 01:10:13,100
help your leather clothes they drive me
683
01:10:09,890 --> 01:10:14,570
on and the way you shake your is it
684
01:10:13,100 --> 01:10:17,840
makes me hard
685
01:10:14,570 --> 01:10:22,690
let's dance tonight until the morning
686
01:10:17,840 --> 01:10:25,400
baby I really wanna hold your hand
687
01:10:22,690 --> 01:10:29,410
that's so lame
688
01:10:25,400 --> 01:10:29,410
oh well adios
689
01:10:32,700 --> 01:10:39,150
let the chosen one step forward
690
01:10:50,370 --> 01:10:59,490
grande sword offer you hurry up we gotta
691
01:10:54,130 --> 01:11:02,650
free the others hey man what the hell
692
01:10:59,490 --> 01:11:06,400
God would you believe this
693
01:11:02,650 --> 01:11:09,670
are you for real man drama sweet cheeks
694
01:11:06,400 --> 01:11:11,650
your ass is mine you're just salty now
695
01:11:09,670 --> 01:11:12,320
just put it down before I whip your ass
696
01:11:11,650 --> 01:11:16,170
over
697
01:11:17,130 --> 01:11:21,420
hey why don't you chain yourself back up
698
01:11:46,980 --> 01:11:54,428
I've been so warning to do
699
01:12:06,020 --> 01:12:16,230
tell them you belong to me shieldmaiden
700
01:12:13,760 --> 01:12:19,130
don't ever forget that
701
01:12:16,230 --> 01:12:22,239
yes my lord
702
01:12:26,669 --> 01:12:31,469
buona sera you don't have to do this
703
01:12:29,610 --> 01:12:35,089
focus top beat me in a duel
704
01:12:31,469 --> 01:12:35,090
it's my destiny
705
01:12:46,910 --> 01:12:52,349
you've completely frickin lost it is it
706
01:12:50,580 --> 01:12:54,900
really your destiny to kill the only
707
01:12:52,350 --> 01:12:57,180
person who actually cares about you just
708
01:12:54,900 --> 01:13:01,099
because some ironclad madman beat you in
709
01:12:57,180 --> 01:13:01,100
a fight is it
710
01:13:28,850 --> 01:13:33,730
you must drink the blood there's no time
711
01:13:31,490 --> 01:13:33,730
left
712
01:13:36,599 --> 01:13:40,500
get every last drop
713
01:14:19,680 --> 01:14:31,780
darkness rewards the sounds of terror
714
01:14:26,320 --> 01:14:34,290
will rise towards the sky all shall bow
715
01:14:31,780 --> 01:14:34,290
to me
716
01:14:52,360 --> 01:15:03,320
saga Draghi pulled his mighty sword
717
01:15:01,820 --> 01:15:05,059
and thrust with all his strength the
718
01:15:03,320 --> 01:15:07,759
sword into zucchini skull which cracked
719
01:15:05,060 --> 01:15:09,230
along its length what you have to hit
720
01:15:07,760 --> 01:15:14,630
him in the forehead with Chron sword
721
01:15:09,230 --> 01:15:23,599
it's great point man it's just
722
01:15:14,630 --> 01:15:26,330
impossible oh no you have to get out of
723
01:15:23,600 --> 01:15:27,200
here go save yourself what are you
724
01:15:26,330 --> 01:15:30,340
talking about
725
01:15:27,200 --> 01:15:33,760
damn it this is no place for you beat it
726
01:15:30,340 --> 01:15:37,640
no I'm done being a
727
01:15:45,090 --> 01:15:48,360
way to go
728
01:16:05,190 --> 01:16:17,440
I'm so chill may I aim with the
729
01:16:15,100 --> 01:16:17,690
eyes of a hawk my arrow to fly with
730
01:16:17,440 --> 01:16:22,398
wings
731
01:16:38,409 --> 01:17:10,719
I got you a little French Luke
732
01:17:24,800 --> 01:17:39,030
carelessly for me what are you doing
733
01:17:37,829 --> 01:17:45,009
kill David
734
01:17:39,030 --> 01:17:48,358
your destiny is to serve no it's over
735
01:17:58,870 --> 01:18:03,380
gokane tribe
736
01:18:00,470 --> 01:18:05,710
let's show them how we barbarians really
737
01:18:03,380 --> 01:18:05,710
far
738
01:18:35,990 --> 01:18:44,349
oh this one's for God are
739
01:19:01,779 --> 01:19:03,809
Oh
740
01:19:05,589 --> 01:19:15,479
oh my g-string as I'm in this I in
741
01:19:13,569 --> 01:19:24,620
years
742
01:19:15,479 --> 01:19:27,850
RORO RORO
743
01:19:28,490 --> 01:19:31,730
gone home
744
01:19:44,179 --> 01:19:50,959
he likes Rana the bestest barbarian who
745
01:19:48,449 --> 01:19:50,959
ever lived
746
01:20:11,040 --> 01:20:30,850
what are you staring at
747
01:20:14,070 --> 01:20:34,780
I said we don't have to find a duel now
748
01:20:30,850 --> 01:20:35,420
do we know you've already conquered my
749
01:20:34,780 --> 01:20:38,529
heart
750
01:20:40,060 --> 01:20:42,090
Oh
751
01:20:55,550 --> 01:21:08,100
wanna see something nice yes I said it's
752
01:21:05,670 --> 01:21:10,440
a really big tightness in your groin
753
01:21:08,100 --> 01:21:18,600
yeah try being strapped to a leather
754
01:21:10,440 --> 01:21:21,259
cross for a week the same Siriano the
755
01:21:18,600 --> 01:21:23,960
fuzzies Bavaria
756
01:21:23,960 --> 01:21:28,950
don't write like a
757
01:21:26,960 --> 01:21:38,359
barbarians
758
01:21:52,810 --> 01:22:02,440
he was a weak boy laughter he wasn't
759
01:21:59,780 --> 01:22:02,440
yeah
760
01:22:03,310 --> 01:22:10,160
oh he was a geek boy with a chest so
761
01:22:08,990 --> 01:22:13,300
small
762
01:23:05,299 --> 01:23:10,939
big balls hairy balls hard balls hot
763
01:23:09,829 --> 01:23:15,079
faves
764
01:23:10,939 --> 01:23:17,460
Harry Bay's yummy Bane's yummy balls and
765
01:23:15,079 --> 01:23:31,938
oily muscles
766
01:24:19,030 --> 01:24:27,809
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