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How...How come it’s six again?

Young master.

Your four carriages are all out!

But mine is still at the inn!

Rolling dice

needs luck too!

My luck just keeps coming!

Then how come I always get one?

Because you are stupid!

I see that Wang Lu

has been quite close

with Hai Yunfan.

Yet he’s so rude to you.

Are you going to be his errand boy forever?

Don’t worry! Although you are stupid,

the design of the Peach Blossom Village

emphasizes on EQ, not IQ.

The best way

of measuring EQ

depends on how you face the people

you hate instead of

how many people you can please.

I don’t think the designer of the Peach Blossom Village

is very popular in LingJian sect.

Once upon a Time in LingJian Mountain

Episode 3

Village head! Village head!

The work can’t be proceeded

if you don’t sign the documents.

The whole village will function no more

if we don’t do any work!

That’s right! Village head! Village head! Village head!

Stop yelling! Stop!

Stop!

The village head needs to take care of some

personal issues. He doesn’t have time for you!

Go away!

Get out of here!

So annoying!

I know who burnt down your house!

The truth has been found out so soon?

Are you looking for me?

Did you drop this letter?

Who’s the arsonist?

That arsonist

is going to marry her cousin.

Sir, why do you say so?

I don’t follow you.

In that case,

I can’t help.

Bye!

Sir!

Sir, wait!

How was it?

You spent quite a long time in the village head’s house.

Did you get anything?

Not bad. As you may say,

I’ve made a breakthrough.

But what I’ll do next

may disturb Wenbao’s quests,

maybe not just Wenbao’s.

I think you’ll be ok with that, won’t you?

Tell me.

Here’s the thing.

I had a long talk

with Mrs. Liu today at her home.

I finally found out

what’s going on.

Actually,

Mrs. Liu fell in love

with the village head, her cousin.

So she burnt down her own house

so that she could stay in the village head’s house,

which caused the jealousy

of the village head’s wife.

And the village head is caught in between

having a hard time.

Hai, you are quite young,

yet you've already been busy with solving affection problems

for the mid-age.

You must be the chosen one for leading the harem!

You are mocking me!

But the whole thing is not complicated at all.

And it’s easy to solve.

The easiest solution is

to ask all the villagers

to rebuild a house for Mrs. Liu.

Once she has her own house,

she won’t have any excuse again to stay elsewhere.

She has to move out eventually.

If this quest is worth 100 points,

you’d only get 40 at most!

Your solution fails to address the underlying cause.

Actually, I’ve thought about

a better idea.

Do you want to know?

I’m all ears.

It took no effort!

Don’t know what’s in this container.

Bye!

Hero!

You…You…

It’s mine!

Wang Lu.

Thanks!

This hero’s hobby is quite unique!

You know what! It’s right on time!

But,

you asked Zhu Qin to empty village head’s urinal,

which is so inappropriate.

How could I know that the village head smells so bad!

Plus,

he’s lucky that

his cheating act didn’t get caught!

I hope we’ll never be enemies!

Hai, don’t worry!

You are such a gentle man.

Even if you are my enemy,

I’ll be easy on you.

Actually,

I’m here to say goodbye to you.

The village head has agreed to send me out of the village.

Congrats!

You must be the first one

leaving the village.

There must be a lot of rewards.

I may be happy

hearing it from others.

But since it’s from you, I know you are mocking me.

I know with your abilities,

you would have been able to leave on the first day

if you wanted.

You remain silence

because you want a perfect completion, right?

You think too much!

I have OCD.

Then I wish you a great success!

But before I leave,

there’s something I need to warn you.

Hope you don’t mind.

In my opinion,

though that errand boy of yours

is named Zhong (means loyalty),

he seems to have a rebellious nature.

And it looks like he’s getting more and more restless.

I’m afraid he won’t serve you all along.

Hope I’m just over-concerned.

Anyway, nice to meet you.

See you at the end.

Okay, wait for me there!

Let’s be fellow brothers in the future!

Well…

That’s how the young master thinks.

By the way,

Have you done the quests

about butcher Zhang and tailor Li

I told you last time?

Yes.

But it took a long time to complete those two.

Has Wang Lu had any new quest recently?

Young master has done nothing

but wait these days.

I don’t know what he’s thinking about.

He’s been quiet for a month.

I think he’s burnt out.

Otherwise, he wouldn’t let Hai Yunfan

leave the village alone.

And you,

I heard

that you’ve been doing very well.

Everything’s fine with the school.

But I don’t understand

why young master must keep me here?

You really don’t know

why?

I say

he wants to cut your opportunity

and have you be his errand boy for life.

Though that errand boy of yours is named Zhong ,

he seems to have a rebellious nature.

And it looks like he’s getting more and more restless.

I’m afraid he won’t serve you all along.

Is it because I’m too aggressive

to let people think

that I don’t treat Wang Zhong well.

And it also made Hai think too much?

Maybe I should show more care to him.

Zhong, you are back!

Are you tired? Want to take a rest?

Have you done your quest?

Yes.

Zhong, you look upset!

Yes, I often call you stupid.

But you know I was just kidding.

Please don’t take it personally.

Okay! Okay!

I won’t do that anymore.

Young master, let me ask you.

You don’t let me leave.

Is it because you want to ruin my future

and let me be your servant for life?

I knew I am right!

You’ve never seen me

as a person over the years!

I can’t believe that

you can be so cruel to me

for your own benefit!

You know what it means to me

if I can walk across the Golden Bridge!

It means that I’ll be qualified

for cultivation practice like you!

But I didn’t expect

that you’d sacrifice my future

so that I can keep being your servant!

Young master.

The first kowtow

is for your adoption.

The second kowtow

is for your education.

The third kowtow

is to thank you for taking me to Golden Bridge.

From now on,

we are unrelated.

Wang Zhong.

You are packing in a hurry.

Is anybody waiting you outside?

Wang Lu, you don’t take me seriously,

somebody will.

So you are independent now

and I can’t retain you anymore.

I’ve even prepared strategy guide for you.

You’ve been with me for seven years.

But we end up like strangers to each other.

Alright, forget it!

The preparation is done.

It’s my show time.

Isn’t that Wang Lu?

I’ve seen him in Peach Blossom Village for days,

but he hasn’t done anything.

Hasn’t done anything?

Hai Yunfan, the first person who completed the task,

wouldn’t be able to do it without his instructions.

And now, all of the quests in the

village have been monopolized.

Even if he’s been planning all this time,

what can he do about it?

I know what you mean,

but he is Wang Lu after all.

Let’s go check.

Mrs. Huang, let me help you!

Please take a rest.

Alright, thanks!

Okay.

Mrs. Huang’s quest has already been completed.

How could she possibly recognize another one as her adoptive son?

What’s the point of carrying the water for her!?

Young man,

here, have some water.

Mrs. Huang.

How about

bringing the water to your son?

Okay!

The snow covers the river,

the well only shows up a black hole.

Yellow dogs are covered with white…

Teacher.

Mrs. Huang asked me to bring you this.

Okay, thanks!

Scholar Huang’s quest

has been completed by his errand boy,

the one who left village this morning.

Maybe this scholar has a hidden quest?

What are you doing?

Teacher.

You’ve been trying to figure out the couplet for half a month.

Now I had it completed.

Please take a look.

It rhymes perfectly and the words are beautiful.

It’s also filled with passion!

Brilliant! Really brilliant!

Unfortunately,

I’ve already received my final disciple,

otherwise, I would definitely want to accept you as my disciple.

It’s okay, teacher.

I don’t expect to be your disciple.

But I do want a favor from you.

Fang!

My heart for you is real!

Fang, please!

Give me another chance!

My Fang!

Get out!

Hey!

What are you looking at?

Get out of here!

Okay! Okay!

Calm down! Please!

I’ll come back to see you tomorrow!

Fang has disabled

a dozen of men who go after her.

Wang Lu.

So Wang Lu can nail her?

Fang!

Get out!

I have the unwashed sweat towel of Scholar Huang!

I’ll trade it for your

unique homemade steamed pork slices with rice.

Okay.

So Fang is secretly in love with Scholar Huang!

No wonder!

He’s completed it all!

So awesome!

He has completed the 120 chain of quests

in a single round.

Would that make any difference?

More drumsticks!

Why didn’t I think of that?

Get out now!

How did you know there’s one person left?

The quests of the village

seem unrelated to each other,

but actually they are all parts of

one intact story.

As long as you focus,

You’ll find

that the quests share only one goal,

which is to find the real hider,

and that is you!

That’s correct.

Now, let’s get the final test started.

To make the 121st wish come true.

So, what’s the wish?

It’s simple. Make me happy.

Simple like that?

This is for you.

Thinking too much.

Just tell me, were you happy or not?

I were.

I can’t say that you cheated.

You can leave. You passed.

Although I don’t know who you are,

I knew you weren’t exactly happy

since you wanted me to make you happy.

I want to tell you a story.

Do you know how I got here?

I bumped into a fairy lady.

She was stunning,

and I was so attracted by her grace.

But she said that I was unqualified,

and my chance of achieving successful cultivation

was extremely slim.

However, she did encourage me

to continue my path.

She told me that as long as I work hard,

I’ll be successful.

How come I don’t remember that I told him that?

I also remember

that she gave me a true or false question to direct me.

See,

you said you are unhappy,

but you are quite easy to be pleased.

So, cheer yourself up.

I’m leaving! Good luck!

Hey you!

The quests will only get harder.

Be careful!

I am quite looking forward to seeing you on the mountain.

The LingJian sect has a history of several hundred years.

But I’ve never seen anybody as interesting as you.

How’s the test going in Ice Wind Valley?

Sect Leader,

The first entrant that walked out of Peach Blossom Village

has been in Ice Wind Valley for over 10 days.

Although he’s been through a lot of dangers on the way,

he made it eventually

with the help of

Tame Head Scarecrow’s reward

and his own talents.

I think he’s quite promising.

How about others?

A few other entrants

were lucky enough to find the shortcut.

Even though they started off late,

they should be able to catch up soon.

There’s someone up front.

Mr...

Hai Yunfan!

Mr. Hai!

If I am right,

you are the first

walked out of Peach Blossom Village.

How come you just got here?

My abilities are limited,

I can’t compare to your affinity with immortality.

Mr. Zhu, please.

You are modest!

Very modest!

Mr. Hai, to be honest,

when I first saw you,

I already thought that you are handsome,

imposing,

and declining.

Oops!

I mean

that annoying Wang Lu

has been in the way

and come between us.

The Ice Wind Valley is tough to conquer.

Why don’t we team up?

I had a little problem just now.

And I don’t feel well.

Don’t let me affect your performance.

What kind of problem?

Mr. Hai is the first who

walked out the village.

I’m sure you were rewarded

a lot for completing the task.

Noting special.

Just some common necessities.

It’s ok that you don’t want to team up with me.

As long as you leave me your trump.

What kind of monster is this?

This is Moon Rhino,

species from the Western Continent!

It’s a category three ninth rank monster!

Hide, now!

Category three ninth rank?

So it possesses the same strength as a cultivator

at the Foundation Establishment Stage?

Foundation Establishment Stage?

Tame Head Scarecrow!

Tame Head Scarecrow!

Tame Head Scarecrow!

Wait!

Mr. Hai, this monster is too dangerous!

Leave it to me!

Wang Zhong, let’s go!

The entrant just now

used Tame Head Scarecrow three times in a row.

The monster should have been degraded to category two first rank.

What’s going on now?

Who changed

my Ice Wind Valley?

Even the category three ninth rank Moon Rhino

is not terrifying enough?

It really has to be one that’s upgraded to category four second rank

and kills one cultivator of Foundation Establishment Stage

at a time?

The tryout this time has the right to change the Immortal Path!

Aside from the Sect Leader, only…

Wang Wu!

Get your ass over here, now!

What have you done?

Leader!

You finally came around!

Now, pay me for my extra work!

You told me

that you’d make some humane changes.

So this is the humane changes

you were talking about?

I can’t help you this time.

Not bad!

The battle is quite intense!

When Hai Yunfan

went against the monster alone,

its strength was only category three ninth rank.

But now, since they have set up a three-man team,

the Rhino’s strength

should naturally be raised a little.

It’s like the old saying

“more people means more power!”

What kind of theory is that?

You mean there are more people on the team,

so the monster’s power

should be greater!?

Yes!

So,

I’ve added the lovely design

of “more people means more power!”

in the upcoming quests.

So now, in the Immortal Path,

no longer will the participants

use the human wave tactic,

making its function even more perfect

and more humane!

So, are you impressed?

Leader,

I will not clean up after

the fifth fellow sister ever again!

You are on your own now!

A group of waste!

Okay, it’s hopeless!

The strength of a three-men team

can’t even compare to a monster!

They’d better be frozen to death!

Fifth fellow sister,

they are just a bunch of mortals.

How can they manage to increase

their cultivation level so quickly?

I think those people’s qualities are quite good.

If they are hopeless,

then would this tryout

be in vain?

Don’t worry.

Someone will make it!

And no one

can stop him.

You mean…

What do you think?

The rewards for completing the task!

Why do you think I worked so hard

to design the quest of Peach Blossom Village?

Because it’d provide these people

with some extra rewards.

Let’s be honest,

our LingJian sect hasn’t been able to

recruit people for years.

It’s all because the monster in Ice Wind Valley

is too powerful.

So don’t blame me!

Let me ask you,

are those tools from the collection of Non-Phase Peak?

I’m so poor that I nearly go rob people,

how can I afford it myself?

Of course they came directly from the sect’s storage.

Then are you sure that…

I am.

He’s here. Look?

The Path is too random!

What the heck is that?

Hai!

Watch out!

You…

Cloud Treading Boot!

What are you doing?

It’s a category five Magic Treasure!

How could you lend it to others?

Blame him!

Leader didn’t allow me

to get any closer to the sect’s storage.

So I could only apply magic

to have the treasures drop randomly.

I didn’t expect a Magic Treasure would come out.

In my opinion,

he must have gained

incredible points and moral quality.

-Will you shut up? –Okay!

Look!

Are you alright?

Wang, you are so fast!

So it’s an accelerator card.

Star Sword!

Oh my!

This is the category six Magic Treasure

that the Sect Leader uses!

How did he get

a spiritual treasure like this?

A man without cultivation skills

shouldn’t be able to manage

such a Magic Treasure!

I want to find out more than you do.

If you don’t help me with this crappy situation,

I will…

Fifth fellow sister!

Are you kidding me?

Passing the quest with one sword.

It’s an orange level weapon at least!

How could she give an outsider

such a deadly weapon?

I so adore

the designer of this game!

It’s a disposable equipment!

My dear mother,

there’s nothing left in you!

You died in such a violent way!

How am I supposed to explain to the Sect Leader?

Blame this on others.

Liu Xian?

No, too shrewd!

How about Huayun?

Good! He’s dumb enough!

What are you doing?

Have you lost your mind?

Are you going to destroy Ice Wind Valley, Red Ridge Mountains,

Nether World Path and Cyan Cloud Canyon altogether?

Aren’t you gonna leave others any chance to play?

Passing the quest with one sword.

Not only you passed,

everybody did.

You completed four quests with one sword.

You must be so proud of yourself.

Should we cheer for you?

So that sword

was not from the game designer,

it was from me?!

Amazing!

Nothing amazing about it!

What was I thinking to

design such a thankless task!

What?

You are the designer of the Immortal Path?

You jerk!

How could it possible

that you are able to manage the Star Sword,

a category six Magic Treasure?

What are you doing?

Have some self-respect!

Sect Leader’s golden seal is with you!

That’s why!

I knew you couldn’t manage the Magic Treasure!

There were so many treasures,

yet you picked this one.

I worked very hard to collect the credits

in exchange for this.

So I announce now

that due to abnormal trial, the tools will be reclaimed.

You can’t decide this!

I have the Sect Leader’s golden seal.

It holds the same power as the Sect Leader himself.

The Practice field

and the sect’s storage,

follow my order today!

Crazy!

Who are you?

How dare you to

try to take the seal away?

Senior fellow.

Do you know how dangerous it was just now?

I saw a lady in black dress

when passing by Ice Wind Valley.

She snatched the seal and ran away.

I chased her for thousands of miles,

and you happened to intercept it!

Nice job!

Look at you.

Watch your stuff carefully next time.

Let me put it back for you.

Stop!

My seal shouldn’t be missing.

You should look for

your missing moral integrity.

According to the initial calculation,

because of your Peach Blossom Village’s design flaw,

the loss of Spirit Sword Sect is currently as follows:

The four realms have been severely damaged.

The category six Magic Treasure, Star Sword has been completely destroyed.

Black Frost Sword has been severely damaged.

The category five Magic Treasure, Cloud Treading Boot, has been seriously damaged.

Treasure Spirit Lv Yun’er has been sealed.

Combined with the other incidents,

the total damage cost would be around

two hundred thousand

top grade Magic Stones.

I’ve already included the ten percent internal price discount,

so do not haggle with me!

According to your current salary,

you need to forfeit your twenty years of salary to cover all of these.

So, in the next two decades,

you can forget about getting your salary.

Senior fellow!

I’ll hunt you down even after I die!

Then after you die and become a ghost,

please think about

did I really force you into this difficult situation?

You don’t pay me salary,

I’ll go rob people!

I’ll only be your senior fellow in this life.

So I’ll have your back!

If you are thoughtful enough

to make more money for our sect,

I’ll be happy about that!

As long as you need,

I’ll issue you

a permission document for robbery.

See you!

How come you lost your moral dignity too?

Go to Cloud Hall, we’ll have a meeting.

I won’t!

If you are late for the meeting, I’ll deduct one more year of salary!

Senior fellow, please.

I thought after the Celestial path,

we’ll officially become disciples.

Why is there an extra test?

The LingJian sect is too hard to deal with!

Wang, what are you thinking?

I’m thinking which master I’ll choose.

The interview is easy.

Please walk up to

the Universe Speculum one after another.

And put your hands on it for a little while.

The Speculum can tell

who has the qualifications and the Magic Root.

Let’s begin.