All language subtitles for I.Propose.We.Never.See.Each.Other.Again.After.Tonight.2020.part 1

Oh, Jeff!
Hey.

Uh, yeah.

I think you're mistaking me
for someone else.

Oh, there you go.

Ah.

No.

Like, it's Iris,
from Clarissa's party.

Yeah. No, I... Yeah, sorry.
I don't think you're...-

Oh, my God.

I'm sorry.

Yeah.
No, it's okay.

I thought you were Jeff.
Oh, my God.

Awkward.

And you're walking
this way, too.

Yeah, I know.

- Great.
- I'm Simon.

- Iris.
- Yeah. Got that.

Uh, tell me something
about yourself, Iris.

Mmm, okay. Well,

my sister Agnes
is engaged to

this porn-loving guy
named Justin.

She can't see he's such
a sleaze ball, but I can.

But no one ever
listens to me.

I mean, my opinion

doesn't really count much
in my family,

especially when
it comes to my sister.

She's just smarter
and, like, you know,

more serious than me.

And it just makes me feel,
like, stupid,

or almost invisible.

Yikes.

That's too much.

No. It...

- Huh.
- Hmm.

I have these, uh,

super strict
Mennonite parents.

They don't live
in the city,

but they're, like,
always dropping in

to, like, check in
and see what I'm doing.

Yeah?

Mostly it's just
super embarrassing.

But, like,
it's so clear to me

that they also think

I'm this 10-year-old kid
still.

I don't know.

Hold on.

You want to go grab
a drink?

Right now?

Yeah.

Uh, yeah.

So, seeing that

I've already overshared
and stuff,

I have a proposal.

May I?

- Please. Yep.
- Okay.

I propose we never
see each other again

after tonight,

so we can say
anything we want.

I don't need to know
your last name.

You don't need to
know mine.

Just reveal
whatever secrets

we want to,
just for tonight,

and then
we'll leave it at that.

Uh...

...okay.

Yeah?

Yeah. I'm very nervous
right now. Should I be?

You got a lot of secrets?

Ooh, you do.

- We'll find out. We're going to find out.
- Okay.

And we're cheers-ing
on it.

Here goes.

That's legally binding.

Okay.

You first.

I just tell you a secret?

Yeah. Anything. Random.

Uh, I have a fear.

You have a fear?

I have a fear.

I'm, um, scared of horses.

Why?

Uh, I don't...
They're for... Okay.

Um, they're...
I don't know.

- I honestly do not know.
- Is it just the way they look?

- Is it the sound?
- Yes. Their weird looks.

It feels like maybe
they know how you feel.

Maybe. I don't know.

Wow.

I don't trust them
at all.

I mean, sure.

Fully afraid.

And I wish I had, like,
a cool story

where I was, like, caught in
a horse stampede, but no.

Yeah. You know, like...
Or something like

you were on a horse
and then you fell off.

Not even that.
Never even got on a horse.

Good start.

Uh, I keep
a bullshit journal.

I do this thing where
I have a blank agenda,

plan some dates
and events

and trips,
write it in pen,

but I don't actually
do them.

It's just for show.

I kind of like it.

There's something...
There's something to that.

- Interesting.
- Yeah, right.

- Yeah, yeah.
- You'd be, like...

No, no. You got...
There's something.

It's, uh, layers.
I'm, like, scared of horses.

You got a whole...
You got a whole thing.

Weird.

I've only been here for three...
Three years.

- I came from Morden.
- Oh!

- You know it?
- I've never been.

- Oh, my God. You're missing out.
- Am I?

City of dreams, yeah.

- Wow.
- Yeah.

- Anyways, so I came here.
- Yeah... yeah, came here.

And I didn't know anyone.

The first time I went to
a bar in this city,

I got in a fight.

Wow. You don't...

Not, like, a fight.

Like, I just got, like,
the shit kicked out of me.

Oh, yeah. You don't
strike me as a punchy...

Probably, like, the accurate...
Scrapper, yeah. No.

Yeah, okay.

And I couldn't stop thinking
about it,

and I kept playing it
over and over in my head.

And then I found the guy,
online.

And, uh,
ever since that happened,

I follow him on Facebook.

And I just constantly
check his page,

because I'm hoping one time
I log in

and something, like, really
horrible has happened to him,

like house burned down,
fell down a flight of stairs.

Anything.
Like, I check it a lot.

That's fucked up.

I know. I know.

I was born with...

...a congenital
heart disease.

Like, my heart has
this tiny little hole.

And if they weren't going to
fix it, I was going to die.

My parents
always tell me this,

how they looked at

the entire operation
through a window,

so they've literally

seen my heart.

So, I can't really hide anything
from them.

I, uh...

I never...

...do this.
You know what I mean?

- I can't, uh... I feel like...
- Talk to people?

Well, no. I can talk to people.

I just sort of feel like

I usually...
I never let anyone close.

When things get intense,
I walk.

I literally
walk out the door.

So, it's easier
just to wear this mask,

and I can't let
anybody past that,

'cause then it's just me
after that, and I don't know.

I don't want to give that
to anyone.

Hmm.

I always wished that
I was that girl,

the one that makes
the wild choices.

Like, I've only ever had
one guy

that I slept with,

and that was
a while ago.

I don't feel like

anyone
could want me.

Like, I'm just
this unlovable girl.

You seem like the opposite
of unlovable.

Well...

...it's getting late.
I got to go.

Oh, seriously?

Thanks for the...

Yeah. Yeah, totally.

Okay. Yeah.

Bye-bye.

You ever been in
a three-way?

No.

You want to?

Uh, with you?

Well, yeah, probably.

So, this dude,
he's talking to me, right?

He's asking me all these
questions, and then he's, like,

"How would you like to make
a thousand dollars

"to be in a porno?
And if you bring your friend,

he can make
a thousand dollars, too."

You want to do
a porno?

You want me to be in a porno,
with you?

Why not? Yeah.

What?
It's not weird.

- It is weird.
- It's not weird.

Yeah. It's ridiculously weird.

I cannot believe
we're having this conversation.

Look.

You don't
have to look at it.

You don't have to look at it.

I won't look at yours.

You won't have to
look at mine.

- We don't got to make eye contact.
- You will look at mine.

I might just. Why?

- No.
- Why not?

It's insane to me that I would
have to explain that to you.

Well...

Well, it's not like
you ain't having sex.

Now you're just
getting paid for it.

Ugh.

What? What's up?

Nothing.

What? Come on.
Fuck that. What's up?

You and I,
we know each other.

We can be ourselves.

You can ask me to be
in a porno for some reason.

But you know,
you meet someone new

and, uh, you can't.

You have to say certain things
and be a certain way,

and if you take it
too far too soon, then...

You know, but
it's all in the service

of getting to know them,

so I don't see
why you can't...

No, no. We going to talk
about, what, Margaret again?

We're going to
talk about...

Margaret? What?
Iris. Iris.

Iris. Yo, yo.

Okay. We're going to
talk about Iris again.

No, I'm not.
What do you mean, "again"?

No, no, no.
Keep going.

This is
very interesting.

- Oh, I'm sorry. Am I interrupting you?
- No, no, no.

Are you working
right now or what?

I come to you,
telling you

about my fucking great
porno idea,

and you're over here talking
about some random woman

you ain't going to
never talk to again.

No. It's not...

It felt like there was
something there,

which I don't feel like happens
every time I meet someone.

- You know what I mean?
- Sure.

And I didn't get her last name
and, uh, now she's gone.

So, that's pretty classic me.

You could try to, uh,
stop bitching for a bit.

Have you
thought about that?

Did you try,
uh, not complaining?

How did that go
for you?

You good? Like, because
I wouldn't want you

to accidentally start working...

...someone helping out
with this shit.

It doesn't matter, ultimately.
That's what I'm saying.

Because even if
I found her, you know,

we did this weird
oversharing thing...

You got to stop this.

You got to beating up on
yourself like this, okay?

'Cause you are handsome
and funny.

- You got really pretty eyes.
- All right.

You are good at

whatever the fuck
you're doing over there.

Come do a porno with me,
all right?

We would be
so good at it!

I am not. I can't believe
that's where that was going.

- We would be so good!
- It's not going to happen.

Oh, no, no, no.

I'm not... Why am I hearing
the sound of yimmer-yammering

when I'm supposed to be hearing
the sound of hammering?

I don't understand.
I just don't get it.

Gentlemen,

you got to let me help you
so you can help me.

All right? What have I told you
guys about talking on the job?

Not to, all right?

Three reasons: number one,
I'm losing money.

Number two,
you're losing money.

And number three,
the powers that be...

They're sucking the information

right out of your brain
when you're not focused.

You think I'm joking?
Check your phone.

Every time you go on that phone,
they're vacuuming your brain.

So, I need you to be focused.
Okay, guys?

- Yep.
- You got that?

- Yep.
- Hey, Simon?

You missed a spot.
You? Keep stirring paint.

Yeah, yeah.

- What are you looking at?
- Well, it's break time, man.

Yeah.

- It's time to...
- No, no. You fail to understand.

I came over here
to break your balls

because
you weren't working.

So, break time?
I don't think so.

♪ Sparks began ♪

The last thing is
giveaways and door prizes.

And that will be
all in the wedding party

and the... I don't know.
The niñas and niños.

Iris, Iris?

Iris?

Hello?

Come here, Iris.

Can you figure out

if your work can do
a social donation?

...budget plans.
So, come over.

No, she's too...
Dad, she's too busy.

She's thinking about Stanley.

Stanley?

I mean, Steven. I mean...

What?

It's Simon!

Right. I was right.
Simon. It's Simon, Mom.

It's Simon and I'm never going
to see him again, okay?

Simon and she's probably
going to see him again.

No, no, no, Ma.

We just had a drink that one
time and that's it, okay?

Fine. Okay, okay, okay.
What do you want me to do?

You can handle
the budget.

Tell me.

Nurse?

...music... boyfriend...

No, I don't think so.

Okay.

Just give me the list
and I'll do it.

Yeah, sure. Yeah.

No, no. I'll do it.
I have my own stuff at work.

Okay, Ma? I'll do it.
I won't mess it up.

Do you promise?

Yep. I promise.

You're going to do it...

Give her a chance.

Yes, ma.
Simon says give her a chance.

Simon?

No.

Is that what you want?

No. We are not letting Simon
touch this.

You are going to do the budget.

I will not
see him again, okay?

So, I will fix this.

I don't want you to make
the same mistake.

- I'm telling you.
- I won't.

Oh. It's Justin.

- Can you get it, please?
- Thank you.

Oh. Justin.

Hey.

- Hey.
- Hi, hon.

Hey, hey.
Sorry I'm late.

Hope you guys didn't get
too far without me.

No. Did the car start?

It did, eventually.

Good.

Good. You're here.

Yeah, thanks.
It's good to see you.

Hi.

How far did you get?
Did you get to the budget yet?

Um, Iris is going to do
the budget.

Cool. Well, maybe
we could do it together,

'cause I was
kind of hoping

I could actually have
a hand in that.

- Oh, that's good. Yeah. Great idea.
- Yes, yes. Do it together.

Okay. Maybe you could
just, like, meet and stuff?

- Hi. How are you?
- It'll be easier that way.

- Good to see you again.
- You, too.

- Okay.
- Hi.

- Oh, okay.
- Go ahead.

- Yeah, I do.
- Where are you going?

I'm going to go get some food.
Is that okay?

Oh. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, it's fine.

- You'll be okay here?
- I'm fine.

- Okay. Iris, can you drive?
- Take care.

I'm going to get you
to grab me

some barbecued chicken,
spicy.

And, uh, I don't need
nothing to drink.

Just come in
and get it yourself.

No, no, no.
I'm got to go park the car.

We have, like,
12 minutes.

Exactly. So, if you could get
the food, that'd be awesome.

You're just going to
sit here and smoke?

No, I'm not just going to
sit here and smoke, okay?

Come on. Hurry up.

Okay.
So, I'm going to get the number seven,

the barbecued pork sandwich,
and...

Iris?

And what do you want,
a number 11?

I don't know.
Is that what you want?

Yeah.

Are you sure?

Iris, what do you want?

Just pick one.

- Hi.
- Hi.

This is...

Well, what are you
doing here?

Uh, I'm just on a break,
actually, from work.

I need to get back. But, uh...

That's so funny.

Yeah. We probably should've
known this was going to happen.

Ah, it's Winnipeg,
right?

Winnipeg, yeah.

Yeah.
You were literally...

Yeah. I was just literally
thinking about the other night.

So, that was...

Oh, crazy. Yeah.

Yeah. Me, too. I was,
uh, thinking about you.

Uh,

do you, uh...

Can I give you
my number?

Just if, like...

- I mean...
- Or should we, like...

I don't know.

Did we go too far?
I would get it.

'Cause we did. We put...
I put a lot out there,

and if I heard all that
from someone

- maybe I would not like them.
- No, no, no.

I would understand
if you hate me.

I'm very hateable.
It's my superpower.

No. I mean, we're here now,

so I guess
it cancels it out.

So...

Okay, yeah. No.

Yeah? Okay.

Yes. I would...
That would be...

- That's a...
- Here.

So, you can just, like, call me,
and then...

Cool.

I think it'll ring

in three, two...

There you go.

Yep. There it is.

- Hello?
- Hi.

- Yeah.
- It's good.

- Well?
- It's working.

I guess I'll talk to you
in a bit.

Yeah. Whenever, or never, or...
Yeah, sure.

- Okay.
- Great.

Oh, I knew it!

What?
It's legal now.

- Hi.
- Hey.

- Come on in.
- Thanks.

- How you doing?
- Good.

That's good.

So, you got something?

Oh, yeah.
Launch right in to it.

Okay. Let's hear it.

This is sort of a, uh,
kind of folk vibe.

Let me know
if you know it.

♪ There is a house
in New Orleans ♪

Really?

♪ They call the rising sun ♪

That's, like, the first
thing you find on Google.

- What?
- Yeah.

♪ It's been the ruin of... ♪

All right.
I was prepared for that.

Also got this.
Kind of a death-metal vibe.

♪ There is a house ♪

I was really hoping you
wouldn't play that, but yeah.

- You know it?
- Yeah. Found that one.

I am so relieved.
Did not want to listen to that.

All right, all right.
This is good.

This is a bit of a challenge.

I also have this.
Sort of a...

♪ It's
the house of the, say, yeah ♪

Where'd you find this one?

Okay. Yeah. I'm just
going to tell you.

♪ Say, love, it's the house
of the rising sun ♪

- Huh.
- Huh.

Interesting.

Look forward to seeing
what you got.

Do you want a drink?

- Yeah, sure.
- Yeah?

♪ You can meet me there
but don't tell no one about it ♪

♪ It's the, uh ♪

Cool.

What?

Joni Mitchell.

Joni is a national treasure.

Preach.

Am I being judged
right now?

Yeah.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

Oh.

♪ Find me where to work,
it's all work and no Play-Doh ♪

Well, don't stop here. I have
an entire apartment of things

just waiting
to be judged by you.

Okay. Let's see.

You've got some more tapes,

CDs and this thing.

What is this thing?

It looks like it's
about to fall.

That thing is
a weird bowl, obviously.

And it's intentionally
placed that way

so that when the world
tilts out of balance

I will have
advance warning.

Obviously.

Is that yours?

Yeah.

Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.
It's real.

Yeah, yeah. I know.
It's not just a prop.

Whoa.

Can I?

First time in the apartment.
Just straight to the bass, huh?

I don't know
a lot of people

that have
their own upright bass.

Fair enough.

Do you play it?

I play, like, uh,
two notes pretty well.

That's pretty good.
Let's hear it.

Oh, yeah. No, no.

Not, like, on request
or anything like that.

It's not
a solo instrument.

You play the bass with
other people and it, uh,

connects you in a deeper,
almost spiritual way.

Sort of, like, uh...

Two notes.

What? Do you play?

I'm a singer, yeah.

I play guitar,
but I don't play bass.

- Really?
- Yeah.

I've always wanted to,
you know,

play shows on my own,
and...

Well, then, I am definitely not
playing this thing for you.

- Oh, come on. Two notes. That's pretty good.
- Two notes, yeah.

When I'm at, like,
10 to 15 notes,

then I'm going to leave you
with your own personal solo.

No, but...

But no, no, I can't.
I can't. I can't.

Come on.
It's two notes.

Do you hear that?

Snowplow.

Let's go.

Oh, there he is.

There he is.

You got to watch this, 'cause
what I love about this guy

is that some guys
are just clearing snow,

but you can tell that
this guy loves what he's doing.

- Mm-hmm?
- Yeah, okay.

- Hold on.
- What?

Well, he's going to do,
like, a 360 little move.

Just watch.

Yeah. Artistry.

Ooh.

Just so you know, we're
not having sex tonight.

Which means that we are
on another night?

But you didn't?

Yeah, but we will.

When?

Yeah. I don't know.

Like, at some point
in the future, I guess.

But, like, I can't believe how
good it is when we're together.

Like, she's just so playful...

Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Totally get it. Come on.

...and just so willing
to jump into stuff,

and we just, like, absolutely...

Look. Your story
is amazing. Seriously.

I'm so enthralled by it.
But right now, save my life.

Yeah, okay.

Oof. Okay. All right.
That was okay.

That was close.
Maybe a little lower.

Yeah. All right.
Again?

It's just, like, I have not been
in this situation before

where I don't know what
she really wants, ultimately.

And it's just... I wouldn't
blame her if she thinks...

Shh, shh. Look at me.
Look at me.

You're beautiful.
You're what every man wants.

Now give me
the Heimlich, okay?

And... Oof. Okay.
I deserved that.

Yeah. I'm just going to break
a rib or something like that.

Show me how it's done,
and then...

All right. Ready?

I guess, yeah.

Ooh!
I can't tell if that's working.

I need it to work,
all right?

What happened?

I went to the porno
the other day, right?

Oh, my God. You actually
went through with it?

- I went through with it.
- What was it like?

It was weird.
It was weird as fuck, man.

You...

And what'd they
make you do?

I don't want to talk about
the porn, man.

What I want to talk to you
about is

I go to
the craft services table, right?

I'm just eating some food,
and this dude comes next to me

and he starts
fucking choking, man.

He chokes
and he falls to the ground

and I'm sitting there
looking at him, and I just...

I froze.

Right.

And that
could have been you.

That could've been you
sitting there.

And you're choking and
I'm sitting there freezing,

and what if
nobody comes, right?

So, what?
He just kept choking?

No, man. Someone came
and saved him eventually.

It just wasn't me,
right? And I just...

I don't want to be
the guy

that's remembered
for standing next to

the person who died,
you know?

Okay. I don't think
I'm going to choke, man.

This isn't a porno set.

Just trust me.

- Oh! We're not doing that again.
- You okay?

Okay.
Well, come to...

Let's take a class.
You and me.

I'm not going to do that.
It's not going to happen.

What if I'm the one? What if
I'm sitting on the floor, huh?

Well, I'm never going to be
on the porno s...

- Hey.
- Hey.

Yeah.
Sorry I'm late.

Just got a little bit
of time, break from work.

Yeah? Cool.

Uh, what do you got
so far?

I'm just looking at how much
the hall actually costs.

Which? Which one?

Petrus. I think
Agnes mentioned that...

Yeah.
That was one of them.

There was a few others,
too, though.

But have you done
anything, like...

Uh, yeah.

...planning-for-the-budget
wise?

Mmm, yes. I did create,
like, a chart.

Okay. I'm just going to
come over there.

Okay. Uh, what's this?

Agnes left you a folder just so
you have something to look over.

Oh, okay. Great.
Cool.

And, uh, is this
the same thing here?

Yep, should be about the same.

Okay, okay.

So, uh, tell me about this
Petrus Hall, I guess.

Yeah.
It's really huge.

Have you,
besides this,

have you, like,
looked at anything?

Is there anything else
that we've, like...

Well, I tried to look at
other stuff,

but this is the hall
that she really wants to use.

Okay. Here. I'm just
going to grab this.

Okay. And you have
the DJ filled out already?

Oh, yeah. I talked to a friend,
and I'm pretty sure

I can get him for $500,
so I just put it in there.

- You're pretty sure?
- Yeah, pretty sure.

Okay. Well, if we go with
a DJ, that's good to know.

I really appreciate that.
That's awesome.

Oh, well, thanks.

Uh, can I just say something?

I really feel
uncomfortable

when you get really close
and start to touch me.

Uh, I'm sorry.

I didn't mean
anything by it.

I'm just being friendly.
I'm sorry.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's fine.

- No, no. I didn't mean to make you feel uncomfortable.
- Yeah. Sorry.

I'm just, like, you're going to
be my sister-in-law.

I just, you know...
Sorry. I just...

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, sorry.

No, no. It's all good.
It's all good.

- Um, really appreciate the DJ.
- Yeah.

That's gonna be awesome. If you
could contact Petrus Hall,

I gotta get back to work.

- So, is that cool?
- Yep.

Great. Awesome.
Thank you so much.

The theme of the social
is going to be Hollywood.

Ooh, Hollywood? Woo!

Yeah, like red carpet.

Justin's friends
want to do live karaoke.

They suggested that.

Oh, no, no, no, Papa.
There you go again.

No.
You can't just do that.

No, Mom.
You should hear Justin sing.

Yeah. His voice is so...
It's so honest.

Ugh.

Iris...

What's your problem?

Something's wrong?

Oh, no, no. Sorry.

Oh, no, no. I heard you.

Nothing, nothing.
I'm sorry.

I just... I got to go.

Uh, you know,
Iris,

we're busy here, okay?

I just heard you.

What's that?

Nothing.

You never help us here.

But something's wrong.

Here, Mom.

Iris...

See? We're so busy here
talking about...

but you still have
this attitude.

Speak up.

Speak up.

It's nothing, Ma.
It's nothing. Sorry.

Sorry.
I just have to be somewhere.

I'm sorry.

No. We are talking
about your...

Iris!

Why do you always
have to be like this?

Me? You should ask Mom
why she's always such a bitch.

Oh, so you
throwing all the attitude

wasn't you
being a bitch?

She's always picking on me.
It's always me, right?

Yeah, because you're
the one with the problem.

I do not have a problem,
for fuck's sake.

What is wrong?

Does it ever
fucking bother you

how Justin is so touchy
with every girl he meets?

No.

That's just him.

Of course.

Iris, you know, just because
you had a failed relationship

doesn't mean you have to
take it out on mine.

We're all happy here,

and you're the only one
that's upset

that all of this
is happening.

You know what?
Forget it.

Thanks a lot,
Agnes.

Somewhere right around here.

So, in such a way
that the angle is

sort of like right into
there, the corner pocket.

So, you kind of back it up
and, uh...

Iris.

What are you doing?

What did you tell Agnes

about what happened
the other day?

- What do you mean?
- What did you tell her?

I just told her how I didn't
feel comfortable about,

well,
how close you get...

Okay, but did you
tell her about

how we were
cool afterwards?

How it was
a misunderstanding?

- No, I didn't.
- Why not?

Because that's
how we left things,

and then you tell her that
I was being inappropriate?

I didn't... She told me
it was... Like, she understood.

Like, I thought that
I just left it off that way.

I didn't think it was
such a big deal.

No. It's apparently
a bigger deal

than you thought
it was.

She said it was fine.

I don't know if that's actually
what you told her or not, okay?

No. I told her exactly
what I thought.

- That we had...
- I didn't exactly have...

- Hey.
- Hey.

What's up?

Oh, yeah. This is Justin,
my brother-in-law.

- Hey.
- Simon.

Brother-in-law.

Hey.

He's my boyfriend.

Cool.

Good to meet you.

Yeah. Good to meet you,
too.

Well, uh,

don't let me interrupt.

Um, cool.

Yeah. Thanks.

You okay?

Yeah. Just...

So, uh, boyfriend?

Yeah.

It kind of just slipped out.
Sorry.

Oh. It's just...

From over there, I was
looking at the two of you

and it kind of
looked like, um...

He was my boyfriend?

Where I was standing, it kind of
looked like he could've been.

Oh, God, no.

Okay. Uh, I was...
Too good to be true.

Really?

Yeah.

So, um,

that means, uh...

What?

Uh, hold on.
Hold on. Hold on.

I just need to tell you
something quick.

Okay.

Like, I need to...

Oh, like, you want to...

- Yeah.
- Yeah, okay.

Okay. Sorry.

Okay.

I used to be married.

Like, years ago.

It lasted, like, nine months
and then he left.

Uh, whoa.

Yeah.

Um, are you still married?

Oh, no, no, no.
Not anymore.

Not at all.
That's done.

Okay, and that's, like,
behind you and everything?

Yes.

I mean, at this point,
you could have said something

a lot worse
than that.

So, if you're okay,
I'm okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Although, like, um,

if that's the conversation
we're having,

I mean,
I should tell you that

I've been with
more than one person.

I've been with,
like, 30 people.

Okay.

Okay.

Man, your eyes look weird
upside down.

Your eyes look weird
upside down.

So, you, uh...

...you didn't come there, hey?

No. It's a thing.

Right.

So, like, exactly 30?

Or...

Okay. You know
what you're doing?

I kind of know
what I'm doing.

You kind of know
what you're doing?

This is an important skill
to learn, and I'm trying...

Oh, my God.
Okay.

And this goes here,
and then you're choking,

and it's kind of
like a...-

Ooh.

Oh, I see what you're
trying to do here, buddy.

What's wrong?
What am I trying to do?

Ah.

You don't seem to care
about it.

Yeah, 'cause I'm
a private person. No.

I definitely don't care, you've
absolutely got that right.

You don't care
about me.

No. It's not that
I don't care about you.

I'm going to give you this.

Really?
What is this?

Just a little
day-brightener.

Really?
Joni?

Yeah, Joni.

I have a surprise.

Hmm.

Just a little mixtape
for you.

Wait a second.
Did you make this?

Whoa!

Is this
what I think it is?

Oh, my God!
This is so cute.

A new
bullshit planner.

You remembered.

I remembered, yeah.

What the fuck do you mean,
you're in love?

Like, it's been going good
and the feeling is growing

and now when she's not around, I
think I'm in love.

Well, how do you know it's love?
Are you sure it's love?

Are you sure
it's not something else?

What else would it be?

Maybe it's a different emotion.

Maybe you're really angry.

You know, those parts
in your brain

are actually really
close together: love, anger.

- People get confused all the time.
- No, man.

It's...
That's what it is.

That's dramatic.
Nobody is in love anymore.

You know who's in love?
15-year-old girls.

That's who falls in love.

No, man.

I think I want us to move
in together. I don't know.

You're just going
to say...

But you barely know this.
You're going to say it?

You're just going to
come out and say,

- "Let's move in together"?
- Well, I agree that's what I need to figure out, but...

How ridiculous
does that sound?

Whoa, whoa.
You're trying to

bring them back to life,
not kill them.

If you do it faster, they
come back to life faster.

Everybody knows this.

100% not a thing.

So, you think
I'm moving too fast?

I think you're moving
way too fast.

- You think I need to take time?
- Yes.

I'll take time.
I'll leave the city.

- Yes.
- Go on a trip.

Yes! Leave the city.

Go on a trip. Go...
We could do a road trip.

Do you want to go on
a road trip?

Not us. We're not both
going to do it.

What, you don't want to
hang out with me?

We spend a lot of time
together and also,

I think what we're
talking about right now

is me spending time
to myself

trying to figure out
what it is I want

and giving her the space
to figure out what she wants,

and then coming back at it
with some intention.

I think
it's a good idea.

Yeah, it's a good idea.

It's not a bad idea.

It's a good
fucking idea.

This thing is not
fucking working for me.

Yeah.
I don't want to use these, okay?

Just get rid of this,
quick.

What are you doing?

Shh, shh. Just do it on me.
Just do it on me.

No. I'm not going to
do it on you.

Come on. Just give me this.

'Cause you're
just going to, um...

No, come on. Just...

This is an actual class
that you wanted to go to.

You're going to get us
kicked out.

- We're not going to get kicked out.
- Yeah, we are.

We're going to get extra credit.

We're supposed to be using
a mask and a mannequin.

Exactly.
A mannequin, okay?

A mannequin is not going to be
dying on the street.

I'm not going to do this
right now with you, okay?

You're a fucking coward.
You're being a coward.

- I dare you.
- I'm not being a coward.

- Oh, my God.
- Do it. Do it. Come on.

Just shut up. Just shut up.
Shh. Okay. 30.

Ready?

Open the airway.

Let's take
the mask off the face.

Do you have an erection
right now?

No.

You do, though.
Oh, my God.

It's not...

It's not for you.

Don't flatter yourself.

Hey. Keep going, everybody.

You must have a boarding
pass and photo ID before entering...

Boo.

Um, I... All right.

Hi.

- Where's mine?
- Thanks for, uh...

Well, I didn't know
if you wanted to start

as early as I have.

So, welcome to here.

Is this one of your spots
to just chill, or...

Uh, no. Not actually.

No. This is all sort of
out of the blue for me.

Is that yours?

Yep.

Oh.

I'll just jump into it.
I'm going on a trip.

Today.

Oh.

- Which is...
- Today, today.

Yeah, as spontaneous
as it sounds.

- But I...
- Hmm.

I want you to,
you know,

And you want me
to go with you?

Cool.
I brought my passport.

Crazy. Uh...

I mean, I figured,
"Meet at the airport"...

I just thought,
in case...

Oh, man. Um...

Sorry. I, uh,

bought a ticket

to go on a trip, like,

just, like, on my own.

You're kidding.

I'm sorry. I...
No, no. I...

- No. You're kidding.
- I really did not...

Yeah, I'm sorry.
No. I just...

You're not kidding.
Holy.

Let me start again.

I love what's going on
between you and I,

and this is part of that.
This is...

I feel seriously
about this.

Simon, if you need to break up
with me you can just do it.

Whoa!
That is, so, so far.

Please don't think that.

If I've said anything
that makes you think that,

forget it.

What? You're going
on a trip. You're not...

Look. Here's the thing.
I'll eat my ticket.

I'll literally eat my ticket
if you don't want me to go

because you think it's...
I just think

if we do this... And I know
it's a crazy choice,

but it'll be
this opportunity for us

to make this into
something more intentional.

So, it's like stretching
our wings, right?

It's like sowing
the wild oats

and then coming back
to something

that we really understand
and have perspective on.

But wouldn't that
just poison everything?

Wouldn't that just...

I don't think it will.

But it'd be worth knowing,
no matter what, right?

Will anything that I say
make a difference at all, or...

Like, do I get to
say anything?

Absolutely, absolutely.
Because...

- 'Cause...
- Yes, you absolutely have a say

if you want.

Okay.

I mean, you and I
are the most important...

- Yeah. Just give me a...
- Yeah.

Let me think
about this.

You're going to...

Okay, yep.
Take five on that.

It's a wild choice.

So, let's do it.

What else
did he say?

He said that
he just needed to go,

and we needed to sow
our wild oats or something.

Who says that?

Simon.

Why? What did you do?
Did you do something?

No. Like, it was just...
Everything was going fine.

I don't know.

Maybe he's just afraid that
it was getting too real.

So, what?
Then you came home after?