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Oh, Jeff! Hey.

Uh, yeah.

I think you're mistaking me for someone else.

Oh, there you go.

Ah.

No.

Like, it's Iris, from Clarissa's party.

Yeah. No, I... Yeah, sorry. I don't think you're...-

Oh, my God.

I'm sorry.

Yeah. No, it's okay.

I thought you were Jeff. Oh, my God.

Awkward.

And you're walking this way, too.

Yeah, I know.

- Great. - I'm Simon.

- Iris. - Yeah. Got that.

Uh, tell me something about yourself, Iris.

Mmm, okay. Well,

my sister Agnes is engaged to

this porn-loving guy named Justin.

She can't see he's such a sleaze ball, but I can.

But no one ever listens to me.

I mean, my opinion

doesn't really count much in my family,

especially when it comes to my sister.

She's just smarter and, like, you know,

more serious than me.

And it just makes me feel, like, stupid,

or almost invisible.

Yikes.

That's too much.

No. It...

- Huh. - Hmm.

I have these, uh,

super strict Mennonite parents.

They don't live in the city,

but they're, like, always dropping in

to, like, check in and see what I'm doing.

Yeah?

Mostly it's just super embarrassing.

But, like, it's so clear to me

that they also think

I'm this 10-year-old kid still.

I don't know.

Hold on.

You want to go grab a drink?

Right now?

Yeah.

Uh, yeah.

So, seeing that

I've already overshared and stuff,

I have a proposal.

May I?

- Please. Yep. - Okay.

I propose we never see each other again

after tonight,

so we can say anything we want.

I don't need to know your last name.

You don't need to know mine.

Just reveal whatever secrets

we want to, just for tonight,

and then we'll leave it at that.

Uh...

...okay.

Yeah?

Yeah. I'm very nervous right now. Should I be?

You got a lot of secrets?

Ooh, you do.

- We'll find out. We're going to find out. - Okay.

And we're cheers-ing on it.

Here goes.

That's legally binding.

Okay.

You first.

I just tell you a secret?

Yeah. Anything. Random.

Uh, I have a fear.

You have a fear?

I have a fear.

I'm, um, scared of horses.

Why?

Uh, I don't... They're for... Okay.

Um, they're... I don't know.

- I honestly do not know. - Is it just the way they look?

- Is it the sound? - Yes. Their weird looks.

It feels like maybe they know how you feel.

Maybe. I don't know.

Wow.

I don't trust them at all.

I mean, sure.

Fully afraid.

And I wish I had, like, a cool story

where I was, like, caught in a horse stampede, but no.

Yeah. You know, like... Or something like

you were on a horse and then you fell off.

Not even that. Never even got on a horse.

Good start.

Uh, I keep a bullshit journal.

I do this thing where I have a blank agenda,

plan some dates and events

and trips, write it in pen,

but I don't actually do them.

It's just for show.

I kind of like it.

There's something... There's something to that.

- Interesting. - Yeah, right.

- Yeah, yeah. - You'd be, like...

No, no. You got... There's something.

It's, uh, layers. I'm, like, scared of horses.

You got a whole... You got a whole thing.

Weird.

I've only been here for three... Three years.

- I came from Morden. - Oh!

- You know it? - I've never been.

- Oh, my God. You're missing out. - Am I?

City of dreams, yeah.

- Wow. - Yeah.

- Anyways, so I came here. - Yeah... yeah, came here.

And I didn't know anyone.

The first time I went to a bar in this city,

I got in a fight.

Wow. You don't...

Not, like, a fight.

Like, I just got, like, the shit kicked out of me.

Oh, yeah. You don't strike me as a punchy...

Probably, like, the accurate... Scrapper, yeah. No.

Yeah, okay.

And I couldn't stop thinking about it,

and I kept playing it over and over in my head.

And then I found the guy, online.

And, uh, ever since that happened,

I follow him on Facebook.

And I just constantly check his page,

because I'm hoping one time I log in

and something, like, really horrible has happened to him,

like house burned down, fell down a flight of stairs.

Anything. Like, I check it a lot.

That's fucked up.

I know. I know.

I was born with...

...a congenital heart disease.

Like, my heart has this tiny little hole.

And if they weren't going to fix it, I was going to die.

My parents always tell me this,

how they looked at

the entire operation through a window,

so they've literally

seen my heart.

So, I can't really hide anything from them.

I, uh...

I never...

...do this. You know what I mean?

- I can't, uh... I feel like... - Talk to people?

Well, no. I can talk to people.

I just sort of feel like

I usually... I never let anyone close.

When things get intense, I walk.

I literally walk out the door.

So, it's easier just to wear this mask,

and I can't let anybody past that,

'cause then it's just me after that, and I don't know.

I don't want to give that to anyone.

Hmm.

I always wished that I was that girl,

the one that makes the wild choices.

Like, I've only ever had one guy

that I slept with,

and that was a while ago.

I don't feel like

anyone could want me.

Like, I'm just this unlovable girl.

You seem like the opposite of unlovable.

Well...

...it's getting late. I got to go.

Oh, seriously?

Thanks for the...

Yeah. Yeah, totally.

Okay. Yeah.

Bye-bye.

You ever been in a three-way?

No.

You want to?

Uh, with you?

Well, yeah, probably.

So, this dude, he's talking to me, right?

He's asking me all these questions, and then he's, like,

"How would you like to make a thousand dollars

"to be in a porno? And if you bring your friend,

he can make a thousand dollars, too."

You want to do a porno?

You want me to be in a porno, with you?

Why not? Yeah.

What? It's not weird.

- It is weird. - It's not weird.

Yeah. It's ridiculously weird.

I cannot believe we're having this conversation.

Look.

You don't have to look at it.

You don't have to look at it.

I won't look at yours.

You won't have to look at mine.

- We don't got to make eye contact. - You will look at mine.

I might just. Why?

- No. - Why not?

It's insane to me that I would have to explain that to you.

Well...

Well, it's not like you ain't having sex.

Now you're just getting paid for it.

Ugh.

What? What's up?

Nothing.

What? Come on. Fuck that. What's up?

You and I, we know each other.

We can be ourselves.

You can ask me to be in a porno for some reason.

But you know, you meet someone new

and, uh, you can't.

You have to say certain things and be a certain way,

and if you take it too far too soon, then...

You know, but it's all in the service

of getting to know them,

so I don't see why you can't...

No, no. We going to talk about, what, Margaret again?

We're going to talk about...

Margaret? What? Iris. Iris.

Iris. Yo, yo.

Okay. We're going to talk about Iris again.

No, I'm not. What do you mean, "again"?

No, no, no. Keep going.

This is very interesting.

- Oh, I'm sorry. Am I interrupting you? - No, no, no.

Are you working right now or what?

I come to you, telling you

about my fucking great porno idea,

and you're over here talking about some random woman

you ain't going to never talk to again.

No. It's not...

It felt like there was something there,

which I don't feel like happens every time I meet someone.

- You know what I mean? - Sure.

And I didn't get her last name and, uh, now she's gone.

So, that's pretty classic me.

You could try to, uh, stop bitching for a bit.

Have you thought about that?

Did you try, uh, not complaining?

How did that go for you?

You good? Like, because I wouldn't want you

to accidentally start working...

...someone helping out with this shit.

It doesn't matter, ultimately. That's what I'm saying.

Because even if I found her, you know,

we did this weird oversharing thing...

You got to stop this.

You got to beating up on yourself like this, okay?

'Cause you are handsome and funny.

- You got really pretty eyes. - All right.

You are good at

whatever the fuck you're doing over there.

Come do a porno with me, all right?

We would be so good at it!

I am not. I can't believe that's where that was going.

- We would be so good! - It's not going to happen.

Oh, no, no, no.

I'm not... Why am I hearing the sound of yimmer-yammering

when I'm supposed to be hearing the sound of hammering?

I don't understand. I just don't get it.

Gentlemen,

you got to let me help you so you can help me.

All right? What have I told you guys about talking on the job?

Not to, all right?

Three reasons: number one, I'm losing money.

Number two, you're losing money.

And number three, the powers that be...

They're sucking the information

right out of your brain when you're not focused.

You think I'm joking? Check your phone.

Every time you go on that phone, they're vacuuming your brain.

So, I need you to be focused. Okay, guys?

- Yep. - You got that?

- Yep. - Hey, Simon?

You missed a spot. You? Keep stirring paint.

Yeah, yeah.

- What are you looking at? - Well, it's break time, man.

Yeah.

- It's time to... - No, no. You fail to understand.

I came over here to break your balls

because you weren't working.

So, break time? I don't think so.

♪ Sparks began ♪

The last thing is giveaways and door prizes.

And that will be all in the wedding party

and the... I don't know. The niñas and niños.

Iris, Iris?

Iris?

Hello?

Come here, Iris.

Can you figure out

if your work can do a social donation?

...budget plans. So, come over.

No, she's too... Dad, she's too busy.

She's thinking about Stanley.

Stanley?

I mean, Steven. I mean...

What?

It's Simon!

Right. I was right. Simon. It's Simon, Mom.

It's Simon and I'm never going to see him again, okay?

Simon and she's probably going to see him again.

No, no, no, Ma.

We just had a drink that one time and that's it, okay?

Fine. Okay, okay, okay. What do you want me to do?

You can handle the budget.

Tell me.

Nurse?

...music... boyfriend...

No, I don't think so.

Okay.

Just give me the list and I'll do it.

Yeah, sure. Yeah.

No, no. I'll do it. I have my own stuff at work.

Okay, Ma? I'll do it. I won't mess it up.

Do you promise?

Yep. I promise.

You're going to do it...

Give her a chance.

Yes, ma. Simon says give her a chance.

Simon?

No.

Is that what you want?

No. We are not letting Simon touch this.

You are going to do the budget.

I will not see him again, okay?

So, I will fix this.

I don't want you to make the same mistake.

- I'm telling you. - I won't.

Oh. It's Justin.

- Can you get it, please? - Thank you.

Oh. Justin.

Hey.

- Hey. - Hi, hon.

Hey, hey. Sorry I'm late.

Hope you guys didn't get too far without me.

No. Did the car start?

It did, eventually.

Good.

Good. You're here.

Yeah, thanks. It's good to see you.

Hi.

How far did you get? Did you get to the budget yet?

Um, Iris is going to do the budget.

Cool. Well, maybe we could do it together,

'cause I was kind of hoping

I could actually have a hand in that.

- Oh, that's good. Yeah. Great idea. - Yes, yes. Do it together.

Okay. Maybe you could just, like, meet and stuff?

- Hi. How are you? - It'll be easier that way.

- Good to see you again. - You, too.

- Okay. - Hi.

- Oh, okay. - Go ahead.

- Yeah, I do. - Where are you going?

I'm going to go get some food. Is that okay?

Oh. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's fine.

- You'll be okay here? - I'm fine.

- Okay. Iris, can you drive? - Take care.

I'm going to get you to grab me

some barbecued chicken, spicy.

And, uh, I don't need nothing to drink.

Just come in and get it yourself.

No, no, no. I'm got to go park the car.

We have, like, 12 minutes.

Exactly. So, if you could get the food, that'd be awesome.

You're just going to sit here and smoke?

No, I'm not just going to sit here and smoke, okay?

Come on. Hurry up.

Okay. So, I'm going to get the number seven,

the barbecued pork sandwich, and...

Iris?

And what do you want, a number 11?

I don't know. Is that what you want?

Yeah.

Are you sure?

Iris, what do you want?

Just pick one.

- Hi. - Hi.

This is...

Well, what are you doing here?

Uh, I'm just on a break, actually, from work.

I need to get back. But, uh...

That's so funny.

Yeah. We probably should've known this was going to happen.

Ah, it's Winnipeg, right?

Winnipeg, yeah.

Yeah. You were literally...

Yeah. I was just literally thinking about the other night.

So, that was...

Oh, crazy. Yeah.

Yeah. Me, too. I was, uh, thinking about you.

Uh,

do you, uh...

Can I give you my number?

Just if, like...

- I mean... - Or should we, like...

I don't know.

Did we go too far? I would get it.

'Cause we did. We put... I put a lot out there,

and if I heard all that from someone

- maybe I would not like them. - No, no, no.

I would understand if you hate me.

I'm very hateable. It's my superpower.

No. I mean, we're here now,

so I guess it cancels it out.

So...

Okay, yeah. No.

Yeah? Okay.

Yes. I would... That would be...

- That's a... - Here.

So, you can just, like, call me, and then...

Cool.

I think it'll ring

in three, two...

There you go.

Yep. There it is.

- Hello? - Hi.

- Yeah. - It's good.

- Well? - It's working.

I guess I'll talk to you in a bit.

Yeah. Whenever, or never, or... Yeah, sure.

- Okay. - Great.

Oh, I knew it!

What? It's legal now.

- Hi. - Hey.

- Come on in. - Thanks.

- How you doing? - Good.

That's good.

So, you got something?

Oh, yeah. Launch right in to it.

Okay. Let's hear it.

This is sort of a, uh, kind of folk vibe.

Let me know if you know it.

♪ There is a house in New Orleans ♪

Really?

♪ They call the rising sun ♪

That's, like, the first thing you find on Google.

- What? - Yeah.

♪ It's been the ruin of... ♪

All right. I was prepared for that.

Also got this. Kind of a death-metal vibe.

♪ There is a house ♪

I was really hoping you wouldn't play that, but yeah.

- You know it? - Yeah. Found that one.

I am so relieved. Did not want to listen to that.

All right, all right. This is good.

This is a bit of a challenge.

I also have this. Sort of a...

♪ It's the house of the, say, yeah ♪

Where'd you find this one?

Okay. Yeah. I'm just going to tell you.

♪ Say, love, it's the house of the rising sun ♪

- Huh. - Huh.

Interesting.

Look forward to seeing what you got.

Do you want a drink?

- Yeah, sure. - Yeah?

♪ You can meet me there but don't tell no one about it ♪

♪ It's the, uh ♪

Cool.

What?

Joni Mitchell.

Joni is a national treasure.

Preach.

Am I being judged right now?

Yeah.

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

Oh.

♪ Find me where to work, it's all work and no Play-Doh ♪

Well, don't stop here. I have an entire apartment of things

just waiting to be judged by you.

Okay. Let's see.

You've got some more tapes,

CDs and this thing.

What is this thing?

It looks like it's about to fall.

That thing is a weird bowl, obviously.

And it's intentionally placed that way

so that when the world tilts out of balance

I will have advance warning.

Obviously.

Is that yours?

Yeah.

Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. It's real.

Yeah, yeah. I know. It's not just a prop.

Whoa.

Can I?

First time in the apartment. Just straight to the bass, huh?

I don't know a lot of people

that have their own upright bass.

Fair enough.

Do you play it?

I play, like, uh, two notes pretty well.

That's pretty good. Let's hear it.

Oh, yeah. No, no.

Not, like, on request or anything like that.

It's not a solo instrument.

You play the bass with other people and it, uh,

connects you in a deeper, almost spiritual way.

Sort of, like, uh...

Two notes.

What? Do you play?

I'm a singer, yeah.

I play guitar, but I don't play bass.

- Really? - Yeah.

I've always wanted to, you know,

play shows on my own, and...

Well, then, I am definitely not playing this thing for you.

- Oh, come on. Two notes. That's pretty good. - Two notes, yeah.

When I'm at, like, 10 to 15 notes,

then I'm going to leave you with your own personal solo.

No, but...

But no, no, I can't. I can't. I can't.

Come on. It's two notes.

Do you hear that?

Snowplow.

Let's go.

Oh, there he is.

There he is.

You got to watch this, 'cause what I love about this guy

is that some guys are just clearing snow,

but you can tell that this guy loves what he's doing.

- Mm-hmm? - Yeah, okay.

- Hold on. - What?

Well, he's going to do, like, a 360 little move.

Just watch.

Yeah. Artistry.

Ooh.

Just so you know, we're not having sex tonight.

Which means that we are on another night?

But you didn't?

Yeah, but we will.

When?

Yeah. I don't know.

Like, at some point in the future, I guess.

But, like, I can't believe how good it is when we're together.

Like, she's just so playful...

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Totally get it. Come on.

...and just so willing to jump into stuff,

and we just, like, absolutely...

Look. Your story is amazing. Seriously.

I'm so enthralled by it. But right now, save my life.

Yeah, okay.

Oof. Okay. All right. That was okay.

That was close. Maybe a little lower.

Yeah. All right. Again?

It's just, like, I have not been in this situation before

where I don't know what she really wants, ultimately.

And it's just... I wouldn't blame her if she thinks...

Shh, shh. Look at me. Look at me.

You're beautiful. You're what every man wants.

Now give me the Heimlich, okay?

And... Oof. Okay. I deserved that.

Yeah. I'm just going to break a rib or something like that.

Show me how it's done, and then...

All right. Ready?

I guess, yeah.

Ooh! I can't tell if that's working.

I need it to work, all right?

What happened?

I went to the porno the other day, right?

Oh, my God. You actually went through with it?

- I went through with it. - What was it like?

It was weird. It was weird as fuck, man.

You...

And what'd they make you do?

I don't want to talk about the porn, man.

What I want to talk to you about is

I go to the craft services table, right?

I'm just eating some food, and this dude comes next to me

and he starts fucking choking, man.

He chokes and he falls to the ground

and I'm sitting there looking at him, and I just...

I froze.

Right.

And that could have been you.

That could've been you sitting there.

And you're choking and I'm sitting there freezing,

and what if nobody comes, right?

So, what? He just kept choking?

No, man. Someone came and saved him eventually.

It just wasn't me, right? And I just...

I don't want to be the guy

that's remembered for standing next to

the person who died, you know?

Okay. I don't think I'm going to choke, man.

This isn't a porno set.

Just trust me.

- Oh! We're not doing that again. - You okay?

Okay. Well, come to...

Let's take a class. You and me.

I'm not going to do that. It's not going to happen.

What if I'm the one? What if I'm sitting on the floor, huh?

Well, I'm never going to be on the porno s...

- Hey. - Hey.

Yeah. Sorry I'm late.

Just got a little bit of time, break from work.

Yeah? Cool.

Uh, what do you got so far?

I'm just looking at how much the hall actually costs.

Which? Which one?

Petrus. I think Agnes mentioned that...

Yeah. That was one of them.

There was a few others, too, though.

But have you done anything, like...

Uh, yeah.

...planning-for-the-budget wise?

Mmm, yes. I did create, like, a chart.

Okay. I'm just going to come over there.

Okay. Uh, what's this?

Agnes left you a folder just so you have something to look over.

Oh, okay. Great. Cool.

And, uh, is this the same thing here?

Yep, should be about the same.

Okay, okay.

So, uh, tell me about this Petrus Hall, I guess.

Yeah. It's really huge.

Have you, besides this,

have you, like, looked at anything?

Is there anything else that we've, like...

Well, I tried to look at other stuff,

but this is the hall that she really wants to use.

Okay. Here. I'm just going to grab this.

Okay. And you have the DJ filled out already?

Oh, yeah. I talked to a friend, and I'm pretty sure

I can get him for $500, so I just put it in there.

- You're pretty sure? - Yeah, pretty sure.

Okay. Well, if we go with a DJ, that's good to know.

I really appreciate that. That's awesome.

Oh, well, thanks.

Uh, can I just say something?

I really feel uncomfortable

when you get really close and start to touch me.

Uh, I'm sorry.

I didn't mean anything by it.

I'm just being friendly. I'm sorry.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's fine.

- No, no. I didn't mean to make you feel uncomfortable. - Yeah. Sorry.

I'm just, like, you're going to be my sister-in-law.

I just, you know... Sorry. I just...

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, sorry.

No, no. It's all good. It's all good.

- Um, really appreciate the DJ. - Yeah.

That's gonna be awesome. If you could contact Petrus Hall,

I gotta get back to work.

- So, is that cool? - Yep.

Great. Awesome. Thank you so much.

The theme of the social is going to be Hollywood.

Ooh, Hollywood? Woo!

Yeah, like red carpet.

Justin's friends want to do live karaoke.

They suggested that.

Oh, no, no, no, Papa. There you go again.

No. You can't just do that.

No, Mom. You should hear Justin sing.

Yeah. His voice is so... It's so honest.

Ugh.

Iris...

What's your problem?

Something's wrong?

Oh, no, no. Sorry.

Oh, no, no. I heard you.

Nothing, nothing. I'm sorry.

I just... I got to go.

Uh, you know, Iris,

we're busy here, okay?

I just heard you.

What's that?

Nothing.

You never help us here.

But something's wrong.

Here, Mom.

Iris...

See? We're so busy here talking about...

but you still have this attitude.

Speak up.

Speak up.

It's nothing, Ma. It's nothing. Sorry.

Sorry. I just have to be somewhere.

I'm sorry.

No. We are talking about your...

Iris!

Why do you always have to be like this?

Me? You should ask Mom why she's always such a bitch.

Oh, so you throwing all the attitude

wasn't you being a bitch?

She's always picking on me. It's always me, right?

Yeah, because you're the one with the problem.

I do not have a problem, for fuck's sake.

What is wrong?

Does it ever fucking bother you

how Justin is so touchy with every girl he meets?

No.

That's just him.

Of course.

Iris, you know, just because you had a failed relationship

doesn't mean you have to take it out on mine.

We're all happy here,

and you're the only one that's upset

that all of this is happening.

You know what? Forget it.

Thanks a lot, Agnes.

Somewhere right around here.

So, in such a way that the angle is

sort of like right into there, the corner pocket.

So, you kind of back it up and, uh...

Iris.

What are you doing?

What did you tell Agnes

about what happened the other day?

- What do you mean? - What did you tell her?

I just told her how I didn't feel comfortable about,

well, how close you get...

Okay, but did you tell her about

how we were cool afterwards?

How it was a misunderstanding?

- No, I didn't. - Why not?

Because that's how we left things,

and then you tell her that I was being inappropriate?

I didn't... She told me it was... Like, she understood.

Like, I thought that I just left it off that way.

I didn't think it was such a big deal.

No. It's apparently a bigger deal

than you thought it was.

She said it was fine.

I don't know if that's actually what you told her or not, okay?

No. I told her exactly what I thought.

- That we had... - I didn't exactly have...

- Hey. - Hey.

What's up?

Oh, yeah. This is Justin, my brother-in-law.

- Hey. - Simon.

Brother-in-law.

Hey.

He's my boyfriend.

Cool.

Good to meet you.

Yeah. Good to meet you, too.

Well, uh,

don't let me interrupt.

Um, cool.

Yeah. Thanks.

You okay?

Yeah. Just...

So, uh, boyfriend?

Yeah.

It kind of just slipped out. Sorry.

Oh. It's just...

From over there, I was looking at the two of you

and it kind of looked like, um...

He was my boyfriend?

Where I was standing, it kind of looked like he could've been.

Oh, God, no.

Okay. Uh, I was... Too good to be true.

Really?

Yeah.

So, um,

that means, uh...

What?

Uh, hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

I just need to tell you something quick.

Okay.

Like, I need to...

Oh, like, you want to...

- Yeah. - Yeah, okay.

Okay. Sorry.

Okay.

I used to be married.

Like, years ago.

It lasted, like, nine months and then he left.

Uh, whoa.

Yeah.

Um, are you still married?

Oh, no, no, no. Not anymore.

Not at all. That's done.

Okay, and that's, like, behind you and everything?

Yes.

I mean, at this point, you could have said something

a lot worse than that.

So, if you're okay, I'm okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Although, like, um,

if that's the conversation we're having,

I mean, I should tell you that

I've been with more than one person.

I've been with, like, 30 people.

Okay.

Okay.

Man, your eyes look weird upside down.

Your eyes look weird upside down.

So, you, uh...

...you didn't come there, hey?

No. It's a thing.

Right.

So, like, exactly 30?

Or...

Okay. You know what you're doing?

I kind of know what I'm doing.

You kind of know what you're doing?

This is an important skill to learn, and I'm trying...

Oh, my God. Okay.

And this goes here, and then you're choking,

and it's kind of like a...-

Ooh.

Oh, I see what you're trying to do here, buddy.

What's wrong? What am I trying to do?

Ah.

You don't seem to care about it.

Yeah, 'cause I'm a private person. No.

I definitely don't care, you've absolutely got that right.

You don't care about me.

No. It's not that I don't care about you.

I'm going to give you this.

Really? What is this?

Just a little day-brightener.

Really? Joni?

Yeah, Joni.

I have a surprise.

Hmm.

Just a little mixtape for you.

Wait a second. Did you make this?

Whoa!

Is this what I think it is?

Oh, my God! This is so cute.

A new bullshit planner.

You remembered.

I remembered, yeah.

What the fuck do you mean, you're in love?

Like, it's been going good and the feeling is growing

and now when she's not around, I think I'm in love.

Well, how do you know it's love? Are you sure it's love?

Are you sure it's not something else?

What else would it be?

Maybe it's a different emotion.

Maybe you're really angry.

You know, those parts in your brain

are actually really close together: love, anger.

- People get confused all the time. - No, man.

It's... That's what it is.

That's dramatic. Nobody is in love anymore.

You know who's in love? 15-year-old girls.

That's who falls in love.

No, man.

I think I want us to move in together. I don't know.

You're just going to say...

But you barely know this. You're going to say it?

You're just going to come out and say,

- "Let's move in together"? - Well, I agree that's what I need to figure out, but...

How ridiculous does that sound?

Whoa, whoa. You're trying to

bring them back to life, not kill them.

If you do it faster, they come back to life faster.

Everybody knows this.

100% not a thing.

So, you think I'm moving too fast?

I think you're moving way too fast.

- You think I need to take time? - Yes.

I'll take time. I'll leave the city.

- Yes. - Go on a trip.

Yes! Leave the city.

Go on a trip. Go... We could do a road trip.

Do you want to go on a road trip?

Not us. We're not both going to do it.

What, you don't want to hang out with me?

We spend a lot of time together and also,

I think what we're talking about right now

is me spending time to myself

trying to figure out what it is I want

and giving her the space to figure out what she wants,

and then coming back at it with some intention.

I think it's a good idea.

Yeah, it's a good idea.

It's not a bad idea.

It's a good fucking idea.

This thing is not fucking working for me.

Yeah. I don't want to use these, okay?

Just get rid of this, quick.

What are you doing?

Shh, shh. Just do it on me. Just do it on me.

No. I'm not going to do it on you.

Come on. Just give me this.

'Cause you're just going to, um...

No, come on. Just...

This is an actual class that you wanted to go to.

You're going to get us kicked out.

- We're not going to get kicked out. - Yeah, we are.

We're going to get extra credit.

We're supposed to be using a mask and a mannequin.

Exactly. A mannequin, okay?

A mannequin is not going to be dying on the street.

I'm not going to do this right now with you, okay?

You're a fucking coward. You're being a coward.

- I dare you. - I'm not being a coward.

- Oh, my God. - Do it. Do it. Come on.

Just shut up. Just shut up. Shh. Okay. 30.

Ready?

Open the airway.

Let's take the mask off the face.

Do you have an erection right now?

No.

You do, though. Oh, my God.

It's not...

It's not for you.

Don't flatter yourself.

Hey. Keep going, everybody.

You must have a boarding pass and photo ID before entering...

Boo.

Um, I... All right.

Hi.

- Where's mine? - Thanks for, uh...

Well, I didn't know if you wanted to start

as early as I have.

So, welcome to here.

Is this one of your spots to just chill, or...

Uh, no. Not actually.

No. This is all sort of out of the blue for me.

Is that yours?

Yep.

Oh.

I'll just jump into it. I'm going on a trip.

Today.

Oh.

- Which is... - Today, today.

Yeah, as spontaneous as it sounds.

- But I... - Hmm.

I want you to, you know,

And you want me to go with you?

Cool. I brought my passport.

Crazy. Uh...

I mean, I figured, "Meet at the airport"...

I just thought, in case...

Oh, man. Um...

Sorry. I, uh,

bought a ticket

to go on a trip, like,

just, like, on my own.

You're kidding.

I'm sorry. I... No, no. I...

- No. You're kidding. - I really did not...

Yeah, I'm sorry. No. I just...

You're not kidding. Holy.

Let me start again.

I love what's going on between you and I,

and this is part of that. This is...

I feel seriously about this.

Simon, if you need to break up with me you can just do it.

Whoa! That is, so, so far.

Please don't think that.

If I've said anything that makes you think that,

forget it.

What? You're going on a trip. You're not...

Look. Here's the thing. I'll eat my ticket.

I'll literally eat my ticket if you don't want me to go

because you think it's... I just think

if we do this... And I know it's a crazy choice,

but it'll be this opportunity for us

to make this into something more intentional.

So, it's like stretching our wings, right?

It's like sowing the wild oats

and then coming back to something

that we really understand and have perspective on.

But wouldn't that just poison everything?

Wouldn't that just...

I don't think it will.

But it'd be worth knowing, no matter what, right?

Will anything that I say make a difference at all, or...

Like, do I get to say anything?

Absolutely, absolutely. Because...

- 'Cause... - Yes, you absolutely have a say

if you want.

Okay.

I mean, you and I are the most important...

- Yeah. Just give me a... - Yeah.

Let me think about this.

You're going to...

Okay, yep. Take five on that.

It's a wild choice.

So, let's do it.

What else did he say?

He said that he just needed to go,

and we needed to sow our wild oats or something.

Who says that?

Simon.

Why? What did you do? Did you do something?

No. Like, it was just... Everything was going fine.

I don't know.

Maybe he's just afraid that it was getting too real.

So, what? Then you came home after?