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Still peeling potatoes?
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Potato.
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Takes longer to peel these things
than it does to grow them.
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Wow. I'm surprised you haven't
developed the Power Peeler.
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Hey.
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Hi.
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- Hi.
- Great news.
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I got accepted
in a special program at school.
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I'm gonna be counseling families.
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Well, congratulations, Jill.
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I am so excited.
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I get to implement some
of these techniques I've been studying.
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If you get stuck,
try my counseling technique.
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"People, people, get over it!"
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Tim, as helpful as that is,
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I think kindness
is a more effective approach.
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- Mom, there's no food.
- I use compassion and sensitivity
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- to nurture people, like a flower.
- Mom, Mom!
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- What?
- When are you gonna go to the store?
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I'll go when I'm good and ready to go!
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If you don't like the food in the house,
go to the store yourself or starve!
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Now, that flower
you were talking about...
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Did you say "nurture" or "torture"?
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We're having potatoes again tonight?
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Yes.
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This electric potato peeler will take
all the hassle out of peeling potatoes.
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I got it.
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Hey, what's up, Ronny?
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Hey, Mark, wait. Why don't you
introduce us to your friend?
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Fine. Ronny, that's my mom.
That's my dad.
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- Hi.
- Hey, Ronny.
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'Sup?
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Was that a...?
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Was that a boy wearing a dog collar
or a dog with a boy's head?
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Well, I finally got my next topic
for the school paper.
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I'm gonna write about what local
companies are doing for the environment.
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- That's a fantastic idea.
- Why don't you write about Binford?
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They've got programs.
Recycling, water conservation...
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They even tried to get your dad
to carpool with Al.
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You can only
love your planet so much, honey.
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Writing about Binford
sounds like a good idea.
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I'll get you some pamphlets
on their environmental policy.
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Probably cleared a rain forest
just to print them.
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You know, Randy,
I was a social activist in high school.
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I was involved in the feminist movement.
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Went to rallies where hundreds of women
burned their bras.
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I cheered those women on.
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Well, Dad, you always have been known
for your great social conscience.
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In high school I spent eight months
trying to save an endangered species.
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- Really? Which one?
- The muscle car.
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Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Hansen.
I'm Jill Taylor, your counseling intern.
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Nice to meet you.
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Well.
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Before we begin,
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I'd like to talk a little bit
about my methodology.
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I am an avid proponent of
emotionally-focused couples therapy,
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which is founded on the belief that
couples hide their primary emotions
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and instead exhibit secondary emotions,
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which result in negative interactions,
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such as pursue-slash-distance,
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or blame-slash-withdraw.
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Serving as a defense against
the more vulnerable primary emotions.
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Any questions?
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Are you the only therapist
or can we get someone else?
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Potatoes again.
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- You bet.
- What have you done to my peeler?
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What was once electric
is now pneumatic.
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I can shear 50 pounds of potatoes
in six seconds.
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You must be so proud.
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I have my days.
How did your first day of counseling go?
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Don't ask.
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This couple did not get that
secondary reactive emotions
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lead to negative interaction.
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Wow.
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Some people are so thick.
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Dad, I was just doing some research
on Binford for my article.
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- Did you read the pamphlets I gave you?
- Then I got on the Internet
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and got Pollution Watcher's top ten list
for Detroit. Binford's on here.
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Binford made the top ten?
All right!
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No, Dad, it's a list of the top ten
biggest polluters.
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Binford?
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I didn't know Binford had a problem
with pollution.
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They don't have a problem!
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These environmentalists
tend to overreact.
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You know, just like the dentist.
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Those wussy dentists that scurry out
of the room when the x-ray goes on.
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Dad, it's right on the printout.
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You know, just because you read it
on the Internet does not make it true.
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You want to find the facts? I'll set up
an interview with Bud Harper.
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You think the president of Binford's
gonna want to meet with a kid?
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Maybe I'll remind him the kid's father
is Binford's biggest TV star.
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Who just spent a whole week inventing
the world's stupidest potato peeler.
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Get back to me with those
third quarter projections, OK?
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Yeah. OK, bye.
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- Hey, Bud.
- Hey, Tim, how's it going?
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- Pretty good. Yourself?
- Great.
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- You know my son, Randy.
- Of course, I do.
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How could I forget the little guy?
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You still on the soccer team, huh?
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Uh, no, that's my older brother, Brad.
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Oh, oh, oh, you're the karate kid.
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No, that's Mark.
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Oh.
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Well, what do you do?
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I'm a journalist and I have
some tough questions for you.
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You better come clean, Bud,
or your name will be mud
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- in the Lakeside High Reporter.
- Oooh. We can't have that, huh?
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- Can we start now?
- Well, sure.
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Sure, I'll be happy to answer any
questions, young man. Have a seat.
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Well, Mr. Harper,
according to my sources...
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According to his sources!
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According to my sources, your company
has a poor pollution record.
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How do you respond?
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Son, Binford is a responsible
corporate citizen.
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We are committed
to protecting our environment.
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Then why does Pollution Watch
call Binford, and I quote,
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"an egregious environmental offender"?
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Why aren't you doing anything to reduce
emissions from your plants?
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He's quite the little Dickens, isn't he?
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Yes, he is.
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But what the little Dickens
doesn't know is,
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we're in the planning stages
of a new emission reduction system.
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But even at our present rate,
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all Binford plants fully comply
with government regulations.
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There you have it,
from the horse's mouth. No offense.
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None taken.
Tim, how's your golf game?
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Pretty good. Broke 90.
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- Yeah?
- I got two golf can'ts.
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Well, isn't it true that Binford buys
pollution credits from other companies?
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- Yes, it is.
- What are pollution credits?
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Each company in an industrial zone is
allotted a certain amount of emissions.
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If one company doesn't use
their entire share,
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they can sell pollution credits
to another company.
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- A good example of corporate teamwork.
- It's corporate bull.
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Binford's found a loophole
to pollute more than it should.
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- Don't you think that's sleazy?
- Wait.
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What we're doing is legal.
We won't need the credits
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once our emission control system
is in place.
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- How long's that gonna take?
- Roughly ten years.
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- Ten years? That's a joke.
- Hey, let's not be rude here.
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Wait, Tim. He doesn't understand
how business works.
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You see, rushing a plan like this
could affect jobs,
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and Binford's financial well-being.
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What about the well-being
of the environment?
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Without clean air to breathe,
you don't have customers to buy tools.
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Besides, do people really need
14 types of hacksaws?
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People do!
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Mr. Harper,
I was always taught to believe
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that Binford was a company that cared.
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It seems all you care about
is making money no matter who you hurt.
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I think this interview's over.
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Thank you very much for your time, Bud.
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- Come on, come on!
- Dad!
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You were completely out of line!
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Binford's out of line, sweeping
their pollution problem under the rug,
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- so they can maximize profits.
- Quiet down, all right?
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When you get older you'll understand
not everything is so cut and dry.
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I understand right now, Dad.
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You're taking the company line.
You're a sell-out.
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- You called me a sell-out?
- I called you a sell-out.
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Then again, to be a sell-out, you'd have
to have principles to begin with.
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Hey! I not only have principles,
I'm your ride home.
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I'll take public transportation.
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Hey, don't use your fancy words with me.
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It's called a bus!
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I'm going out.
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OK, have fun.
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I'll get it.
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Ronny left his dog collar upstairs.
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Oh.
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Wouldrt want to go anywhere
without that dog collar.
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They could throw you in the pound.
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So, Ronny, what's been going on?
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Stuff.
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You know, Ronny,
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I know it's difficult for adolescents
to be forthcoming
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with unfamiliar authority figures.
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It's understandable. Teenage years
are a particularly alienating time,
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you know, developmentally speaking.
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I am the kind of person
who's interested in young people
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and willing to listen,
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in a non-judgmental,
unthreatening manner.
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Later.
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What did I say?
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Stuff.
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Later.
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- What's wrong?
- Stuff.
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Randy completely embarrassed me
in Bud's office.
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He called me a sell-out.
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That doesn't sound like Randy.
He's always so sweet and polite.
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That's over.
We'd be better off with Dog-boy.
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Hey, how was your bus ride?
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Mom, I'm going to write my article.
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Not until you get the facts straight!
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So, now you're telling me
what I can and can't write?
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You're acting like
some tyrannical fascist.
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Did he just call me a dinosaur?
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Where does he get off,
writing about Binford?
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- It was your idea.
- Oh, throw that in my face.
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Randy is young and idealistic.
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He's gonna get carried away
with things that are important to him.
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What if this is just the beginning?
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What if he tells us
we can't wear leather or eat meat?
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Or he starts
falling in love with dolphins
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and he says
we've got to throw out all our tuna?
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I'll only say this once. I love my kids.
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But I will never, ever give up my tuna.
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Later.
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Welcome back to Tool Time
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and our entertaining look
at fiberglass and its resin.
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While we're waiting
for our resin to dry,
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why don't we go
to our question and answer section?
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All right, who has a question?
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- Yes, sir?
- Has your swimsuit calendar come out?
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It just went on sale
in the Tool Time gift shop.
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Can we wait till after the show, fellas?
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- Aw!
- Yes?
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I just put up a fence. What's the best
way to keep the wood from rotting?
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Well, you want to use a sealant that
contains copper-8-quinolinolate.
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Easy to use, fun to say.
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- Next question.
- I do.
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- Yes?
- I'm re-doing my kitchen countertops.
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Can I lay the new laminate
right over the old?
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You can, as long as you prepare
the surface and the countertop is flat.
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Or if it has a square backsplash,
just like Al.
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- Anyone else?
- I have another question.
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What do you say about Binford being
one of the worst polluters in Detroit?
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- Where did you hear that?
- My kid brought home an article
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- from the school paper.
- I can assure you that Binford Tools
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is an environmentally
responsible corporation.
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- Next question.
- Come clean, you bearded phony.
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Bearded phony?
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Wexlo Industries, which is located
just downriver from Binford,
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didn't have to buy pollution credits.
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They reduced their emissions
and didn't cut one single job.
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- I just don't have the facts.
- Then, read the article.
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The facts are all right here,
in the Lakeside High Reporter.
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This is where you're getting your
information, a high school newspaper?
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It's time to get back to our project.
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- How about answering the man?
- Yeah! Yeah!
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How come every time I drive by the plant
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all that smoke
is coming out of the stacks?
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They're smokestacks!
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What do you expect coming out of there?
Whipped cream?
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What do you want, huh?
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- I think they're both in on it.
- Absolutely! Yeah!
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- This is a witch hunt.
- We want the truth!
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- And we want it now!
- Yeah!
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You are out of order.
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And you are out of order!
This whole audience is out of order!
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You're nothir but a big flannel fraud!
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Yeah!
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We'll be right back after these messages
from Binford Tools.
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All right, that's it! Show's over!
Everybody get out!
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Wilson.
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Wilson...
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Wilson! What are you doing?
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Well, I was in a state
of transcendental bliss.
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I'd like you to return
to the state of Michigan, if you could.
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I want to talk about this article
in the Lakeside High Reporter.
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I haven't read it yet.
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I'm still working on
the New York Times and Calcutta Courier.
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I don't get to the high school papers
until midnight.
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Randy wrote an article in there exposing
Binford's poor environmental record.
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I'm real angry about it.
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Are you angry
because Randy wrote the article
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or because of Binford's poor record?
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Both.
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Not to mention the fact
that he called me a sell-out.
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The information
caused a riot on Tool Time.
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- I don't know what to believe.
- Mm-hmm.
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I'm reminded of something the Polish
linguist Alfred Korzybski once said.
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"Why can't my name be Johnson?"
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Korzybski said, "There are two ways to
slide easily through life:
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To believe everything
or to doubt everything".
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Both ways save you from thinking.
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Randy was thinking, I'll give him that.
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He sure was passionate.
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But the way he presented it was...
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...obnoxious.
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Tim, when you were Randy's age
didn't you have some burning cause
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that you were passionate about?
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Auto shop.
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They tried to eliminate it from
my school and I fought to keep it there.
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Everybody thought I was crazy.
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I just fought harder.
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Did it cause you to act
in an obnoxious way?
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Uh-uh.
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Not unless you consider hot gluing
the principal's door shut obnoxious.
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Especially if the principal
was inside the office.
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And he was.
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See, now, Randy would love
to hear that story.
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No, I don't talk to him about shop.
He doesn't get into that sort of thing.
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But he does get into passionate things.
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Oh, yeah, he does.
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Gets that from his old man.
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Maybe he would like that story.
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Maybe he would.
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Thanks, Wilson.
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You can go back
to your "transcen-dental floss" thing.
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Hi, Randy.
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Hi, Dad.
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Wait a minute.
I want to tell you a story.
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- About what?
- A young boy and his goat.
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That's more than I want to know.
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00:18:56,368 --> 00:18:57,596
No, wait.
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The goat I'm talking about
is a Pontiac GTO
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that I rebuilt in high school.
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I couldn't have rebuilt it
without a shop class.
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I wouldn't have had a shop class
unless I was willing to fight for it.
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That was the endangered species
you saved?
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Well, it was almost extinct.
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But I felt passionately that kids should
have a place to work with their hands.
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The school didn't want that?
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It was a budget thing. But they werert
gonna touch the music department.
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I didn't relate
to bass bassoons and oboes.
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I went to the principal and said,
"This will be handy. Get a flat tire,
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can't use a jack, maybe you can
pump the car with a glockenspiel".
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- Bit over the top, Dad.
- Exactly, it was over the top.
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The way I put it,
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a lot of people thought I just wanted
to destroy the music department.
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All I really wanted to do
was save the shop class.
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My passion got in the way
of my vision.
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Dad, I never wanted to destroy Binford.
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I know, but it came off like that.
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I just got a little too intense.
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You were like Jimmy Olsers evil twin.
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And I definitely crossed a line
calling you a sell-out.
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Thanks.
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Maybe next time you meet
with Binford, it'll go better.
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Next time?
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00:20:18,517 --> 00:20:22,476
Look, if Binford's acted irresponsibly,
Bud is the one to talk to.
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And no matter, you're a reporter.
You've got to tell the truth.
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00:20:25,824 --> 00:20:28,987
Right. So, you're totally cool
with me writing a new article?
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Yes. I'm not getting in the way
of your Fourth Amendment rights.
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That's good, 'cause nothing sticks in
my craw like illegal search and seizure.
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00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,305
Hello. I'm Jill Taylor.
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I'm your counseling intern.
341
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Would you like to sit down?
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I've been looking over your case file
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and I see that you're having trouble
communicating with your son?
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Where is he?
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You know, I think I'll be referring
your case to another counselor.
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'Sup?
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Later.
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I am an avid proponent
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of emotionally focused
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You've got to say,"Binford has
an environmental problem?"
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I thought you said that after.
Oh, OK.
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Get Pat some cheese!
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OK!
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That'll help. This helps.
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Hold on a minute.
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The goat I'm talking to
is a Pontiac GT...
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