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Does everybody know what time it is?
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Tool Time!
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That's right. Binford Tools is proud
to present Tim ''The Tool Man'' Taylor.
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[cheering]
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Thank you.
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Thank you very much.
Thank you, Heidi.
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Nice crisp autumn afternoon.
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Thank you.
l am Tim ''The Tool Man'' Taylor.
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And you all know my assistant,
Al ''Autumn Boy'' Borland.
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[cheering]
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Well, continuing wall treatment week
here on Tool Time,
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Al and l are doing
our salute to wallpaper...
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[ripping sound]
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...removal.
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How you get rid of your wallpaper
depends on what kind you have.
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Now, strippable wallpaper
is the easiest to remove.
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Al's gonna strip now, so those of you
with weaker stomachs look away.
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You simply pry up a corner
and pull down in a...
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Whoa!
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Oh. By the way, Happy Halloween, Al.
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That was not funny.
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Well, apparently the audience laughed
for no reason.
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There's other ways to remove wallpaper.
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That's right. Electrical steamers,
chemical stripping solutions...
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Or my favorite. Just tear the house down
and start all over again.
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For the chemical method you use a simple
garden sprayer and scoring tool.
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- Tim, would you like to do the honors?
- Yes, l would.
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OK.
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Right here you start. You want to score
the wallpaper in a crisscross fashion.
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Like this. All right?
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Take your chemical sprayer,
filled with stripping compound
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and soak the wallpaper.
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Like this...
[straining]
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- There's no pressure in there, Al.
- There is. l checked this morning.
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You ask a guy to do a job...
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[laughing]
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You are the master, Al.
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You know, Al, if you're gonna scare
The Tool Man you gotta do a better job.
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[yelling]
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- [Randy] l don't know. We'll see.
- [Brad laughing]
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OK, guys, what do you want for dinner?
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Actually, Brad and l were gonna
take care of that tonight.
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Wait a minute.
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My sons are volunteering to cook dinner?
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We've already got something
in the microwave.
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- Vegetarian lasagna.
- Oh!
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You're not only cooking it,
you're cooking something healthy?
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We haven't started it yet. Why don't you
see if we put enough cheese on it?
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Sure. You're so beautiful.
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l love you.
[gasping]
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l hate you!
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- Gotcha.
- l hate when you scare me like that.
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And yet, we love it.
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[Tim humming]
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Well, you've burst the skull
again, honey.
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You're supposed to poke holes
in a severed head before you nuke it.
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Brad and Randy nearly gave me a heart
attack with that disgusting thing.
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They didn't wait for me?
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Tim, this isn't funny.
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They put a rubber tarantula
in Mark's underwear,
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and pumped slime through every slat
in Wilson's fence.
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- They didn't wait for me?
- What are we gonna do about them?
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Well, what any good parents would do.
Scare the daylights out of them.
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''An eye for an eye'' is not my idea
of good parenting.
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l know this is your area
and you're the expert here,
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but let me explain a little about
the psychology of Halloween.
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This should be good.
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Just go with me for a minute.
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When a child puts a severed head,
real or otherwise, in an oven,
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they're not doing that to scare you.
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They're doing that to reach out.
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They're saying,
''Mom and Dad, l love you.
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- Please, please, scare me.''
- [laughing]
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lt would really mean a lot to you
if l went along with this, wouldn't it?
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lt's not for me.
lt's for the children.
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[doorbell rings]
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- Can l help you?
- l hope so.
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My name is Clifford Warren.
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[thunderclap]
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l'm in town for a funeral
at the Pleasant Lake Mortuary.
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Lovely facility.
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You need directions or something?
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l was on my way and l just happened
to pass by my old house
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and l was wondering if l could just
stop in and take a look at the place.
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You used to live here or something?
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Oh, yes, with my brother,
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until the, uh...
Well, you know.
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- What?
- The incident!
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What incident?
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[Tim] Guys, what do you think
of my chicken?
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- [Randy] Yah!
- [Jill] We're thinking of wearing...
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- Who are you?
- l'm Clifford Warren.
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[thunderclap]
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He was just about to tell us
about some incident
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- that happened when he lived here.
- No incident happened here.
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This is a normal American home
with normal Americans.
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Whatever you say.
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Yes, does that crazy man Wilson
still live next door?
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[Tim] We don't know.
We don't talk to our neighbors.
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l think it's about time you left,
Mr. Clifford whatever.
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Uh, before l go could l please
take a look at the basement?
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The basement?
That's my room.
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Oh.
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l am sorry.
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Well, Clifford, it was nice to meet you.
l'm sure you have other things to do.
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You might try getting some sun!
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Geez, what was that about?
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lt was 25 years ago.
lt's no big deal.
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Why did Clifford want to see
the basement?
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He probably wanted to take a look
at the new furnace l put in.
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That was weird.
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What do you think that was about?
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Randy, Randy, Randy, don't you get it?
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Of course l get it.
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What have l got?
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We put the head in the microwave
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so Mom and Dad thought of something
to get us back with.
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l don't know.
Clifford seemed pretty believable.
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l've got to admit he was pretty real.
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But l still think this is
a total set-up.
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Easy for you to say. You're not the one
sleeping in the basement.
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The guy said he knew Wilson.
Let's talk to Wilson.
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lf Wilson says he's never heard of him
we know it's a scam.
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lf it isn't l'm switching rooms
with Mark.
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- [Tim] Come on in, Larry.
- How did l do?
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You gave me the creeps
and l thought the story up.
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Me, too. l don't know whether to write
the check to Clifford or Larry.
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Oh, make it out
to my other name, ''cash''.
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- Hey, you must be Mark, right?
- Yes.
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Yeah, l heard about the arachnid
in your unmentionables.
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Don't worry.
We're gonna get your brothers good.
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- Cool.
- All right. Professional opinion.
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- OK.
- How do you like my costume?
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Well, professionally,
it's kind of cheesy.
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- Cheesy?
- But cheesy is in this year.
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l'll tell you what.
l got cheesier stuff out in the van.
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l'll bring some clothes in, try them on
and take back what you don't use.
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- What a guy, what a guy. Yeah.
- OK.
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- [Jill] Thanks.
- Thank you.
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Hey. Cool fake mucus.
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Oh. Actually, uh, l'm fighting a cold.
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[Wilson] Head of monkey, brain of cat,
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eye of weasel, tail of rat,
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juice of mugwort, mastic, myrrh,
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all within the pot l stir.
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What's that smell?
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l'm making a mugwort-based witch's brew.
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You boys want a slug?
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No, thanks. l'm trying to cut back
on my mugwort.
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lf you boys are here to help me
clean my fence you're a bit late.
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Sorry we slimed you, Wilson.
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Oh, fortunately,
it was a water-based slime.
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lt hosed right off.
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Um, listen, have you by chance ever
heard of a guy named Clifford Warren?
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[spooky music]
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Clifford Warren?
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- Who wants to know?
- You're saying you've heard of him?
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Unfortunately, l have.
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Well, then, you know all about the...
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[Wilson] The incident.
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Yes, your parents finally told you.
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Yeah, they told us everything
about the incident.
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Horrible thing, that incident.
One of the worst incidents of all time.
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For years that night has haunted me.
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The night that Clifford came home
on Halloween
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and discovered that his brother Ezekiel
was missing.
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And l don't think
we'll ever know for sure
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whether Ezekiel ran away
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or Clifford murdered him.
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- Murdered him?
- You did know about that, Randy?
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No, of course l did. lt's just every
time l hear it, it's so shocking.
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Clifford swore that he was innocent,
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but he was so appalled
at the accusations
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that he actually went insane.
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And now he's locked up
in a mental institution for life.
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[spooky music]
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- Clifford's out.
- He stopped by our house.
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He wanted to see our basement.
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Randy, Randy, isn't your bedroom
in the basement?
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- This is way too weird.
- That's what people said at the time.
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Would you boys like to see a newspaper
clipping l saved about the incident?
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- Yeah.
- Go on in the house.
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l'll just put the cauldron on simmer.
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Needs more monkey head.
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- This is Clifford.
- This is his brother, Ezekiel.
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The one he murdered.
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Yeah, right.
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Mark, you gotta believe me.
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The body might be buried
in the basement.
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By the way, do you want to switch rooms?
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Forget it.
You guys are just trying to scare me.
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- [doorbell rings]
- l got it!
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- No, don't get the door.
- Don't get it!
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[both screaming]
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- lt's just Al.
- Hey, guys. Happy Halloween.
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Good one.
[chuckling]
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So, anyway, l stopped by
to pick up my head.
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- Yeah, it's on the kitchen counter.
- All right. Great.
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OK. You know we're gonna be using this
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for our annual marathon scare-a-thon.
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Whooooo!
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Eileen's going to take out the cranium
and put in melon balls.
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Hey, look,
there's an old picture of Larry.
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Who's Larry?
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That's your dad's Halloween guy.
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No, that's Clifford Warren.
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That wasn't what he was calling himself
when your dad brought him by Tool Time.
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l cannot believe we just fell for this.
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- We're idiots.
- lt was all set up.
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And we're idiots.
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Oh, l feel like l just messed up
a little Halloween prank.
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Just a teeny one.
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Mom and Dad wanted us to think there was
a homicidal maniac trying to get us.
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[chuckling]
That's a good one.
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Now we gotta think of something
just as good to get back at them.
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Well, you're Tim's sons. l'm sure
you inherited the torture chromosome.
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Bye-bye.
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- Hey, Al.
- Yeah?
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How would you like to help us
do this prank on our parents?
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Well, l wouldn't feel so bad
about scaring your dad again,
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but no, l wouldn't feel right
scaring your mom.
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Really?
Even after what she said about you?
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What did she say about me?
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Oh, l believe she referred
to your little Halloween party
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as ''the marathon yawn-a-thon''.
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Jill said that?
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- That's what l heard. You, Brad?
- l heard her say that.
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She also said your mom
doesn't bob for apples.
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She bobs for ham hocks.
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l'm in!
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- [Randy] All right.
- [Brad] Yeah!
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Tim? Jill? You better get downstairs.
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[Al] Whoa.
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- What are you doing here?
- l came to pick up my head.
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- What's the matter?
- Well, it-it's Randy.
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He's really scared.
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All right!
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He keeps babbling something about
a murderer coming to get him.
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- All right!
- l knew this was a bad idea.
241
00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:19,244
lt's stupid to scare your own kid.
Stupid, stupid, stupid.
242
00:15:20,619 --> 00:15:23,247
That woman misses the whole point
about Halloween.
243
00:15:23,322 --> 00:15:25,222
Wait a minute.
Randy's really scared.
244
00:15:25,291 --> 00:15:28,522
He-he's talking about wanting
to come over to my house.
245
00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:31,154
- Are you serious?
- Would l lie to you?
246
00:15:36,235 --> 00:15:38,965
- Oh, ow!
- All right, they look like real tears.
247
00:15:39,038 --> 00:15:41,268
They are. You just poked me in the eye.
248
00:15:42,408 --> 00:15:44,239
Randy, honey.
249
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,571
Honey, everything is OK.
250
00:15:47,379 --> 00:15:51,543
l don't know, Mom. He's really scared
about this Clifford guy.
251
00:15:54,353 --> 00:15:57,254
- What are you crying about?
- l'm not staying here.
252
00:15:57,323 --> 00:15:59,814
Clifford's gonna come back.
He'll kill all of us.
253
00:15:59,892 --> 00:16:04,522
Honey, he's not. This was just a stupid
joke we played on you to scare you.
254
00:16:04,596 --> 00:16:06,655
l didn't want to,
but your mom wanted to.
255
00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:10,634
- You guys really made this up?
- No! l mean, yes.
256
00:16:10,703 --> 00:16:13,069
He did. Look, look, l swear.
257
00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:16,904
lt is just a big mistake.
l am so sorry, sweetheart.
258
00:16:17,009 --> 00:16:19,534
- lt's all over.
- Not unless you're just saying this
259
00:16:19,611 --> 00:16:21,442
so we won't be scared of Clifford.
260
00:16:21,513 --> 00:16:24,175
l want to go home with Al
where it's safe.
261
00:16:24,249 --> 00:16:28,310
Come on, Randy. You heard your parents.
There is no such person as Larry.
262
00:16:28,387 --> 00:16:31,117
Yeah, come on. Listen to Al.
There's no such...
263
00:16:33,759 --> 00:16:36,660
Larry?
You mean, as in like ''Halloween Larry''?
264
00:16:37,463 --> 00:16:40,694
No, as in Clifford,
Clifford the murderer!
265
00:16:42,801 --> 00:16:44,098
Halloween guy? Murderer?
266
00:16:44,169 --> 00:16:46,933
What difference does it make?
l'm really scared.
267
00:16:49,608 --> 00:16:52,441
The difference is,
Al just blew your stupid little joke.
268
00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:57,173
But we almost had you!
269
00:16:57,249 --> 00:17:00,548
We did, didn't we?
We got you guys!
270
00:17:00,619 --> 00:17:01,881
We didn't, we're all...
271
00:17:01,954 --> 00:17:04,889
Man, l'm a Halloween washout.
272
00:17:04,957 --> 00:17:07,050
l'm a third-rate prankster.
273
00:17:07,126 --> 00:17:08,889
Don't flatter yourself.
274
00:17:08,994 --> 00:17:11,053
Listen, we'll just call a truce.
275
00:17:11,130 --> 00:17:14,156
- We all had our fun.
- Not as much fun as we had.
276
00:17:14,233 --> 00:17:15,598
Well, how's that?
277
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:19,228
Well, scaring your kids is easy,
but scaring your parents is huge.
278
00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:22,507
l'll never forget the look
on your face.
279
00:17:22,574 --> 00:17:25,668
''lt's OK, sweetheart,
it was just a joke. We made it all up.''
280
00:17:28,514 --> 00:17:31,449
OK, Mark should be back
from Brian's party around 1 0:00.
281
00:17:31,517 --> 00:17:33,485
We'll call you when we're leaving Al's.
282
00:17:33,585 --> 00:17:34,950
We might be kind of late
283
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:38,285
'cause l'm thinking
of raising a little bit of hell.
284
00:17:40,692 --> 00:17:42,751
You sure you'll be OK by yourselves?
285
00:17:42,828 --> 00:17:45,456
[mocking] l don't know, Mommy.
What if l get scared?
286
00:17:45,531 --> 00:17:47,897
Yeah, what if the murderer
comes to get us?
287
00:17:48,467 --> 00:17:51,027
Tell him not to make a mess.
288
00:17:53,839 --> 00:17:56,706
Right. One candy bar for the spaceman.
289
00:17:56,775 --> 00:17:59,869
And seven for the cute little lion cub.
290
00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:06,107
[doorbell rings]
291
00:18:07,653 --> 00:18:09,985
- Hi.
- Oh, hi.
292
00:18:10,055 --> 00:18:12,956
Great costume. Brad, look,
it's our old friend, Clifford.
293
00:18:13,025 --> 00:18:14,959
Mind if l come in?
lt's starting to rain.
294
00:18:15,027 --> 00:18:16,688
Yeah, come on in...
295
00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:17,854
...Larry.
296
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:20,831
[chuckling] Coming in to look
for your brother's dead body?
297
00:18:20,899 --> 00:18:23,925
- Ooh, scary.
- Your parents shortchanged me.
298
00:18:24,002 --> 00:18:26,232
l want the rest of my money.
Where are they?
299
00:18:26,305 --> 00:18:29,741
They're at Al's party, but we'll
tell them and they'll get back to you.
300
00:18:29,808 --> 00:18:31,275
Oh, sure.
Yeah, right.
301
00:18:31,343 --> 00:18:33,311
l want my hundred bucks now.
302
00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:40,384
- Well, we don't have it.
- Yeah, see.
303
00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:43,080
Everybody thinks they can kick me around
304
00:18:43,155 --> 00:18:46,181
just because l'm the ''Halloween guy''.
305
00:18:47,493 --> 00:18:50,553
Well, Halloween guys have got feelings,
you know?
306
00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:55,396
Right now, l don't know, this
Halloween guy's feeling kind of angry.
307
00:18:57,603 --> 00:18:59,764
You know what might
make you feel better?
308
00:18:59,838 --> 00:19:01,203
A granola bar.
309
00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:03,507
Cash.
310
00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:06,038
Well, we don't have it.
311
00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:09,705
OK, OK, um...
312
00:19:09,781 --> 00:19:13,012
Don't Mom and Dad keep some money
for emergencies in the house?
313
00:19:13,085 --> 00:19:17,647
Sir, l believe it's up in the attic,
so we'll go get it right now.
314
00:19:20,726 --> 00:19:22,853
[chuckling]
315
00:19:28,534 --> 00:19:30,161
You remember where it's hidden?
316
00:19:30,235 --> 00:19:32,999
Yeah, l think it's in one of Dad's
old cigar boxes.
317
00:19:34,239 --> 00:19:35,297
[coughing]
318
00:19:35,374 --> 00:19:38,070
[Randy] Man, what is this stuff?
l can't see a thing.
319
00:19:38,143 --> 00:19:39,838
- l don't know.
- [thunderclap]
320
00:19:40,312 --> 00:19:42,143
Maybe Dad left the window open
321
00:19:42,214 --> 00:19:44,944
and the warm air and cold air mixed
and made fog.
322
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:48,043
Wow. l just remembered something
from Earth Science!
323
00:19:50,556 --> 00:19:51,989
Hey, yes!
324
00:19:52,057 --> 00:19:53,957
- l found the cigar box.
- Yes.
325
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,493
[screaming]
Rats!
326
00:19:55,561 --> 00:19:56,926
[squeaking]
327
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:58,656
- Let's get out of here.
- Hold on.
328
00:19:58,730 --> 00:20:00,561
l see another cigar box over here.
329
00:20:02,834 --> 00:20:04,495
[creaking]
330
00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:09,073
Which l don't think we need to explore
at this point.
331
00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:11,973
[Tim] Hey, boys, is that you?
332
00:20:12,778 --> 00:20:15,269
Dad? Mom?
333
00:20:16,481 --> 00:20:18,540
- [spooky laughter]
- [screaming]
334
00:20:19,318 --> 00:20:21,548
[screaming]
335
00:20:24,289 --> 00:20:28,350
You know, if l'm not mistaken,
l think Daddy's scared his little boys.
336
00:20:34,366 --> 00:20:36,857
We got you good.
337
00:20:36,935 --> 00:20:39,199
Happy Halloween.
338
00:20:39,271 --> 00:20:41,239
Thanks a lot, Larry.
Come on up here.
339
00:20:41,306 --> 00:20:44,241
Listen, l gotta congratulate you people.
340
00:20:44,309 --> 00:20:48,473
l mean, in all my years l have never
seen a family go to such sick lengths
341
00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:50,480
to torture each other on Halloween.
342
00:20:51,350 --> 00:20:53,818
- You should see us at Christmas.
- Yeah!
343
00:20:56,321 --> 00:20:56,488
- Why don't we go to Al's party?
- No reason why we can't all go.
344
00:20:56,521 --> 00:20:59,252
- Why don't we go to Al's party?
- No reason why we can't all go.
345
00:20:59,358 --> 00:21:00,723
Great.
346
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:03,888
That might be a reason.
347
00:21:03,962 --> 00:21:07,921
- Come on, Dad, the joke's over.
- l didn't do this. Larry, did you?
348
00:21:08,033 --> 00:21:09,864
Wish l had. lt's a nice touch.
349
00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:11,402
lt's shut. We're locked in.
350
00:21:11,470 --> 00:21:14,701
No worries. l'm the Tool Man.
l'll get it open.
351
00:21:14,773 --> 00:21:16,240
[pounding]
352
00:21:17,209 --> 00:21:19,541
[Wilson] How long you gonna
leave them up there?
353
00:21:19,611 --> 00:21:21,101
Long enough to let them know
354
00:21:21,179 --> 00:21:24,114
that Al Borland can prank
with the best of them.
355
00:21:24,182 --> 00:21:25,342
[chuckling]
356
00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:26,610
Actually, you know,
357
00:21:26,718 --> 00:21:30,154
maybe l should let them down now
before Tim does something stupid.
358
00:21:30,222 --> 00:21:32,190
[pounding]
359
00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:51,900
- [woman] There we go.
- Don't wipe him off.
360
00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:54,104
Don't wipe him off.
361
00:21:54,179 --> 00:21:56,272
- [Jill] We like it.
- [Randy] Stop it.
362
00:21:56,348 --> 00:21:57,713
ln five.
363
00:21:59,017 --> 00:22:02,077
- [beeping]
- But we almost had you, huh?
364
00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:03,314
We almost had...
365
00:22:03,388 --> 00:22:06,516
Oh, l'm a Hollywood wash...
366
00:22:09,795 --> 00:22:12,161
- Well, you're that too.
- You're that too.
367
00:22:12,264 --> 00:22:14,494
l'm a Halloween...
368
00:22:14,566 --> 00:22:16,534
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369
00:22:17,305 --> 00:22:23,820
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