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l'll settle my bill for the month.
Let me see it.
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OK.
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- Ah. Here you go.
- All right.
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Whoa.
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And Jill said
l couldn't control myself. Whoa.
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Hey, guys.
Guess what?
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l have just been asked to star
in my very own video!
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[chuckling] The Al Borland Workout?
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Abs of Flab.
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That's something you want to see,
Al in a thong.
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''All right, girls, two, three...
Watch those carbs.
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Come on. Late night snacks,
that's a no-no.''
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lt's not an exercise video.
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lt's called,
How to Stock Your Toolbox.
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l will show beginners the tools
they need and how to use them.
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- Actually, you'd be good at that.
- Yeah.
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Hey, can l be in your video?
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We never put you on Tool Time.
Why would Al put you in a video?
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l got a lot of experience
in dinner theater.
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- You were an actor?
- No, a waiter.
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Well, l'm sorry, but casting
is entirely up to the producer.
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Yeah? Who's producing it?
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l am.
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But l would have to talk to my director.
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Who are you getting to direct it?
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Well, l would need someone experienced,
you know.
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Who knows tools, knows television
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and the Al Borland personality.
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Boy, that will be tough.
There is no Al Borland personality.
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You see? That's the humor that tells me
you're the man for the job.
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You want me to direct it?
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Tim, you took Tool Time
from the ground up.
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You gave it a visual style that has not
been seen on a cable television show.
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- Face it. You're a legend, Tim.
- Ah, yes.
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There's no money in this, is there?
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Not a nickel.
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And if you could bring a sack lunch...
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Hey! You could film it right here.
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lt'd be great publicity for the store.
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Well, as producer,
l would have to talk to my director.
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Well, as director,
l would have to OK it with my producer.
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Yeah!
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- You got a new computer.
- [Jill] Yeah.
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Your father crashed my old one
for the tenth time.
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The guy at the store said l should get
something small and easy to hide.
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- lt's a really cool laptop.
- Yeah.
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lt really is.
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l have a CD-ROM, a scanner
and l'm not sure what's in that box.
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lt's Styrofoam packing material.
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- Not that.
- Oh, that's the external tape drive.
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l hope you know this is a lot more
sophisticated than your old computer.
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- OK, l'm ready to go.
- Not quite.
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Before you boot up your CPU you gotta
connect your peripherals.
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Then load all your drivers.
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Then you've got to load your software,
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making sure you still have a terminator
in your SCSl port.
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- What?
- You gotta program your new computer
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to interface with your old printer by
selecting the driver from the chooser.
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- Good luck.
- All right.
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Have fun.
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- Thanks, guys.
- [whistling]
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Hey. You got your new computer.
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Yippee-ai-kai-aye-ai-oh.
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Look at all that stuff there.
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l hope you got my favorite game,
Monkey Town.
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lt didn't come with any games.
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Boy, they saw you coming.
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Tim, this is not a toy.
This is a serious tool.
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Now come over here and see all
the way-fun stuff l got to go with it.
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l can't play now.
l gotta do my research.
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l'm directing my first ''how-to'' video.
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That's great. ls that for Binford?
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No, it's kind of a low-budget company
Al got hooked up with.
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But if l do the video right,
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l might be able to sell Binford
on doing ''how-to'' videos.
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l could be the next Hitchcock.
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Tim, Alfred Hitchcock didn't direct
any ''how-to'' videos.
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Not Alfred Hitchcock.
Herb Hitchcock!
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He's famous. The first one:
How to Make a Cabinet.
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How to Repair a Rock.
That was a great one.
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How to Make a Table.
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Oh, my favorite.
How to Make a Table, Part Deux.
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lsn't that the one you forced me
to watch on our wedding night?
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No, that was
What to do About a Squeaky Bed.
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And action.
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Welcome to
How to Start Your Toolbox.
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l'm Al Borland, your host.
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Al Borland.
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Take a stroll with me down aisle one,
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as we explore the exciting world
of screwdrivers.
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[Tim] Cut. Good. Let's move on.
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OK.
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- Where do you want me to stand?
- Out of the way.
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OK.
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This is gonna be a panoramic shot
of the screwdriver aisle.
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Why don't you come down here,
long shot.
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Let's start with
the slotted screwdrivers
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and zoom in on the Phillips head
and a nice dramatic tilt up
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to the torque screwdrivers in the back.
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Well, Tim, we don't have time
for all this artsy camera work.
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- We have two days to do this.
- l got the shots here.
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Well, my idea for the video
is to be simple and direct.
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l'll take simple and direct
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and expand it, mold it, shape it
and make it good.
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Come on, trust me, my little pumpkin.
Come on.
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And action.
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[Tim] Pull back from
the combination wrenches. Not so fast!
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Come on. Not so fast.
All right. Steady.
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Slow pan across the ratchets.
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Cut. Perfect.
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One more time.
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lf it was perfect, why one more time?
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l got a vision.
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Start on a tight shot
of the ratchet wrench,
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which is the heart and soul
of the wrench family. Can you feel it?
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Tim, l-l-l... We're starting
to get way behind schedule.
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- We have to be out by 4:00.
- Harry will let us shoot past 4:00.
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Yeah, sure, if you got a part for me.
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You know, l do a great Brando.
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[imitating Marlon Brando] Stella!
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We can be out by 4:00.
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Get that shot.
Just come down...
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All right, Manuel.
Chisel sequence, take 1 6.
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Focus, Al, and have some fun, buddy.
Action.
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Chisels...
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...are categorized by the type
of material that they are used for.
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Wood, metal, masonry.
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- Cut.
- What? What! What?
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lt's good. lt's good.
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Can you combine take three and take six?
A little of nine in there?
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All right.
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lmagine
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that your father
left your mother for a chisel.
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- What?
- Use that. Go with that. Go!
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Sorry, Tim. l'm all out of tape.
l'm gonna run to the truck and get some.
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[groaning]
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Well, it's a good time
for some make-up.
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Do l need a touch-up?
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You're fine but the tools are all shiny.
Get some powder!
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Who can powder?
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Am l the only one working on this thing?
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Where's the powder? Manuel!
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Harry!
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[imitating Brando] You talkin' to me?
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You talking to me?
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Harry, l can't worry about
your acting career right now.
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We gotta be done by tomorrow.
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Tim is way behind.
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l can't give you any more time.
l got customers outside waiting.
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l know.
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Hey, guys. You know you got customers
waiting out here?
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You guys are gonna have to leave!
We're shooting a video! Come on!
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- He is completely out of control.
- He just ran off paying customers.
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Uh, man, what am l supposed to do?
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l know what l'd do.
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l'd get a new director.
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l can't fire Tim.
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He's my good friend.
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l-l'm gonna have to reason with him.
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Uh, Tim.
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Uh, you know, l'm having a problem
with the way this is going.
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As your director,
l'll say you're the actor.
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Act like you're not having a problem.
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l'm also the producer.
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You should be worried about producing
a good performance, little bumpkin.
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What did l tell you about coming in?
Get out of here!
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You're right. You're right.
l have to fire him. How do l do that?
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Frankly, Al, l don't give a damn.
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Uh, look, Tim, about the video...
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Now, the way you've been going,
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there's no chance of us
being able to finish tomorrow.
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l'm glad you brought that up.
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We'll go back to the production company
and ask for more time.
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lt might be a good idea to ask them for
a little bit more do-re-mi, you know?
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l was thinking of getting
a new director.
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- You're thinking about firing me?
- You give me no choice.
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You've taken a simple
instructional video
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and turned it into
Gone With the Wind.
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Yeah, but without my help, your video
crew's gonna be gone with the wind!
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l think there are some people out there
who like the Al Borland style.
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Maybe that is why they asked me
to star in it instead of you.
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They picked you
'cause they couldn't afford me!
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You're a deluded egomaniac.
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And you're a chubby little flannel man.
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May l tempt you with some alluring
creations from our pastry chef?
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The tiramisu is quite fetching.
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- Just fetch the check, please.
- Also an excellent choice.
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l will take that.
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You're gonna buy off your guilt
by paying for dinner?
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- l don't think so.
- Oh, no!
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- Give it to me. Come here.
- Oh, no!
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You see?
Everything has to be done your way!
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- The right way.
- Fine!
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- Fine.
- Fine!
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- Fine!
- Fine.
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l will have to add some dessert to that.
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OK. What do you think
of this screen name?
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''Sick of tools''?
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- You can't use that.
- Why not?
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That's my screen name.
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Al Borland is a no-talent,
worthless bum.
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Tim! Guess who's here? llene!
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Hello, llene.
Good to see you.
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New perm?
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Why are you saying such
terrible things about my Al?
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'Cause your Al just fired me.
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Your Al fired my Tim!
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What happened?
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We had totally opposite visions
on how to produce this video.
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So, it was creative differences.
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Yeah. l'm creative, he's different.
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All he cared about
is schedules and budgets.
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Schedule, budget. Too much time...
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OK, look. He gave you two days
to shoot a 60-minute video.
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- How much did you get done today?
- Today?
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- The first day?
- Right.
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Well, you put it...
You know, you had to...
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You had to put it all...
Once you... About five minutes.
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That's all?
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No wonder he fired you!
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l've gotta go.
Al must be really hurting right now.
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- [Jill] OK.
- He's hurting?
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- l was the one that got axed.
- You've got Jill to comfort you.
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[scoffs]
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You know how to comfort me.
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Five minutes?
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- lt was a brilliant five minutes.
- You are so pathetic.
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And the comfort would come from?
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Al, come on.
We're on in ten.
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Thank you, Heidi.
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Hello, Tim.
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Hello, Al.
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Well, you gonna finish
doing that video tonight?
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Yes, l am.
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Thank you for asking.
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You're welcome.
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Well, we should have
a good show today, Al.
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Yes, we should.
l always enjoy sealant week.
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Does everybody know what time it is?
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- Tool Time!
- That's right.
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Binford Tools is proud to present
Tim ''The Tool Man'' Taylor.
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[cheering]
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Thank you.
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You're too kind.
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Thank you.
Well.
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Welcome to Tool Time.
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l'm, of course,
Tim ''The Tool Man'' Taylor.
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You all know my assistant, Al Borland.
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All this week it's sealant week.
Today we're talkin' about caulkin'.
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To help us out we have master plumber,
Felix Myman.
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Let's bring him out
with a Tool Time welcome.
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- Thank you.
- Always nice to have you on.
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- Always a pleasure to be here.
- Nice to see you again.
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Today Felix is gonna show us the proper
way to caulk a toilet, shower or sink.
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And l can also show you how to caulk
your windows and glass doors.
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Good, we'll see that later.
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ln the interest of time, why don't we
concentrate just on bathroom fixtures?
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Al's always interested in saving time,
even at the expense of quality.
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l am all for quality, but time is money.
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- Always money? That how you see it?
- Getting back to caulking...
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There are different types:
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Acrylic with latex,
oil-based and silicone.
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Marv, why don't you come in
and get a nice product shot here?
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Why not a panoramic shot, Tim?
Bring in a crane.
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We could rip off the roof
and get a shot from a helicopter.
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Felix, do you see any problem
with a guy showing pride in his work?
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l'm just here to caulk a toilet.
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Why don't we get back to
the different types of caulking guns?
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Yes, why don't we?
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Uh, those are electric guns.
You might want to be careful...
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[grunts]
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- ...with those triggers.
- l didn't mean to do that.
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You'll have to excuse Tim.
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He has a tough time
keeping things under control.
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l know how to control myself, Al.
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l am so sorry, Felix.
l am so sorry!
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- l don't need this.
- [stammering]
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l could be cleaning out a septic tank.
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Move over!
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- [Tim] Hey, Wilson.
- Shalom, good neighbor.
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OK.
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Well, you finished
your vegetable hut.
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l'm sure it commemorates something.
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This, Tim, is a sukkah.
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lt is what is built for the Jewish
harvest festival of Sukkot.
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Which, yes indeed, does commemorate
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the ancient Hebrews
wandering through the desert.
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l'd be wandering around
looking for the bathroom.
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Actually, the tribes of lsrael have
celebrated in these symbolic structures
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for thousands of years.
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lt'll be a thousand years
before l celebrate with Al again.
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He'll pick caulk out of his beard
till the next Sukkot.
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You're still smarting from the sting
of getting fired from Al's video.
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Well, he's impossible to work with.
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You've worked with him
for years on Tool Time.
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That's because l'm the boss
on Tool Time.
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Mm-hmm. Hmm. Hmm.
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You know, Tim, this reminds me
of a famous quote by Aristotle.
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''He who has not learned to obey
cannot be a great leader.''
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l should have let him do it his way.
l had this vision.
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l was gonna do something magnificent,
trying to emulate the great Hitchcock.
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- Alfred or Herb?
- The director! Herb.
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No, no, no, no, Tim. You don't
want to emulate Herb Hitchcock.
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- l do. He's fabulous.
- He was kicked out of the business,
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- That's what everybody says.
- for going wildly over budget.
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He hired a cast of thousands
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for the staining scene
in How to Make a Table part three.
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lt was brilliant.
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Staining a table during a chariot race.
Come on!
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Hand drill sequence take one.
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And action.
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Every toolbox needs a hand drill.
lsn't that right, sir?
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Absolutely.
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Cut. All right, that's good.
Moving on.
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One more shot we're done. Set up here,
l'll go get the props.
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Uh, just a quick suggestion.
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l think it would be great
if we ended with a song.
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No singing, no dancing
and no ad-libbing.
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- Hey, Harry.
- Go away.
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- l'm not gonna drive away customers.
- l'm not worried about that.
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l am in the middle of a performance.
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Hi, Al.
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- What are you doing here?
- Well,
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l'm thinking about the immortal words
of Aristotle.
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''Only the boss should be able to invite
a thousand people to have dessert.''
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Must have lost something
in the translation.
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You were the boss.
l should have let you do it your way.
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Well, yes, you should have.
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But l didn't and now you are
and it's working out, right?
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Could we?
l'm falling out of character.
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l'll let you get back to work.
l'll see you tomorrow on Tool Time.
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- Yeah, all right.
- Great.
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- Ah, wait, Tim. Tim!
- [Harry groaning]
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l'm getting ready for my big finale.
You know, clamps and vise grips.
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- Good.
- l don't know where to put the camera.
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- You don't need my opinion.
- l know l don't.
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00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:19,218
But l want it, you know.
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00:19:19,291 --> 00:19:22,556
l looked at that first five minutes.
lt was really, really good.
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- Right up there with Hitchcock.
- Really?
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Almost.
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00:19:27,599 --> 00:19:29,157
OK. Um...
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Forget the clamps and vise grips.
You want a big finish, go to knives.
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Have a low pan. Have Manuel come in top
over the blades, scoot down this way.
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Tilt up, see all the blades
shiny and sharp.
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And then a big finish to...
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Actually, your idea would be better,
you know.
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- Vise grips and clamps.
- Yeah?
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And to simplify the shot
just shoot from here.
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Then there's more drama
because you see it all.
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Look, it's my store and l want to sing
at the end of the video.
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- Harry...
- No, no, no, no, no.
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Now there's an idea.
Hold on a minute.
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Your song would be much more effective
if you had a big entrance, wouldn't it?
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- See? Now we're talking.
- An entrance?
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- Maybe from the storeroom.
- Yes.
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You know, you could enter in here.
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Wait for your cue.
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l'm sure we can get some music in later.
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[pounding on door]
Hey, l can't hear the music!
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We're back!
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00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:32,557
OK. l've loaded all the research data.
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00:20:32,664 --> 00:20:35,599
- Now what do l do?
- You pay your computer consultant.
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00:20:38,437 --> 00:20:40,997
How about dinner
and a roof over your head?
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00:20:41,106 --> 00:20:43,267
Fair enough.
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00:20:43,375 --> 00:20:47,004
Hit F9. lt will take a couple minutes
to do the calculations.
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Make sure you hit ''save'' when it says
''done'' or you'll lose all your work.
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00:20:50,649 --> 00:20:53,083
- OK, thanks. Thanks, sweetie.
- Bye, Mom.
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[buzzing]
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[electronic beeping]
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lt says ''done''.
Time for Monkey Town.
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- [conga music plays]
- [monkey screeching]
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Oh, my God.
What are you doing?
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00:21:20,145 --> 00:21:21,669
Hold it, hold it, hold it.
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00:21:22,681 --> 00:21:25,172
l'm picking the lice off my sister
right now.
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00:21:27,552 --> 00:21:29,110
Have you saved my work?
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00:21:29,187 --> 00:21:30,882
lt's just a bunch of numbers.
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00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:32,082
Tim!
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Hold on, l'm 50 bananas away
from being mayor of Monkey Town.
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00:21:36,495 --> 00:21:37,757
Hold on for a second.
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00:21:37,829 --> 00:21:39,763
[screeching continues]
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00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:44,762
- What was that all about?
- You lose my work, l off your monkey.
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00:21:46,271 --> 00:21:48,171
[screeching]
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00:21:52,277 --> 00:21:54,336
When you finish that,
load your software
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00:21:54,413 --> 00:21:57,314
making sure you have
a terminator in your fuzzy port.
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00:21:57,382 --> 00:22:01,546
[Randy] Then you gotta program
your new computer before...
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00:22:01,653 --> 00:22:03,484
- [conga music]
- [screeching]
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00:22:04,305 --> 00:22:10,298
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