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Thank you for putting
this food on our table.
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Most of all, for allowing us
to share this time together.
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- Amen.
- [all] Amen.
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- l'll turn on the TV.
- Turn it up loud.
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Freeze! Nobody's watching any TV
during dinner tonight. Sit down.
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We are going to spend 20 minutes
just talking to each other.
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Twenty consecutive minutes?
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We're having a peaceful
dinner together.
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- With no telephone and no TV.
- What about watching...
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Those are the rules,
effective immediately.
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Bulls are playing the Pistons.
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Effective immediately starting
tomorrow night.
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Forget it. Brad,
put your napkin in your lap.
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Pass the meat.
Don't stick your finger in the gravy.
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Let's go around the table
and find out how everybody's doing.
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- Put something green on your plate.
- l did. lt's the meatloaf.
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Very funny. Now, Brad,
what's going on with you?
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- Nothing.
- Randy?
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- Nothing.
- [Jill] Mark?
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l could use
some more spending money.
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Forget about it, please.
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Guys, come on, there must be
something you want to share,
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something you're looking forward to.
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l'm looking forward to
the air show next Sunday.
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Nothing better than a father and son
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sucking on corn dogs and
breathing toxic jet fumes. Yeah!
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Gosh, Dad, you make it
sound so appealing.
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Don't knock it.
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Your father and Mark
look forward every year
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to sucking up
those toxic fumes together.
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This year the Blue Angels
are performing.
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You guys remember when they let me
ride in the back of the airplane?
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Yeah, they'll never forget it.
They spent a week hosing it out.
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You know what l read this year?
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They're going to bring an
F-1 1 7 to simulate a bomb run.
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Are they dropping the
Mark 54s or the Mavericks?
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- Both.
- Alright.
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lsn't this great?
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Having a conversation
just like a family.
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Yeah, nothing brings a family together
like bomb talk.
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[theme song]
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Tim! Tim, big news.
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Your mom's bunions
are inflamed again?
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Yes, but that's not
what l was going to tell you.
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We just got a call from
the National Homebuilders Society.
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l paid that fine.
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That's not why
they want to talk to you.
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You know that award that they give?
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Consecutive appearances
on a home renovation show.
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- Bob Vila's held that for years.
- Not anymore.
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Tomorrow you, Tim Taylor,
become the new tool show king!
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- No! Me?
- Yes. Yes!
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- Serious? You sure?
- Yes!
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- Get out!
- No!
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Wow, Al!
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Never in my wildest dreams
did l believe l could break his record.
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- l believed in you.
- Yeah?
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Oh, yeah. The minute l met you,
l knew you could break anything.
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Welcome back to Tool Time.
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Today we're going to talk about
vises in the workshop.
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Simple. Just don't drink or gamble
when you use the bench grinder.
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We're talking about bench vises.
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Before we get to that,
l have a big announcement.
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On tomorrow's show,
l will break the record
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for consecutive appearances on a home
remodeling show. How about that, huh?
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[audience cheers]
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Well, l thought we were going
to wait till the end of the show
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to surprise our audience
with this information.
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But since Tim can't wait,
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Heidi and l have a little Tool Time
surprise for you. Klaus?
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[band plays music]
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[audience laughs]
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l love surprises.
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Well, Tim, we've arranged
for you to go
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to a beautiful home
in downtown Wixom,
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where we will be asphalting a driveway!
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Oh, l love asphalt.
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But wait. There's more.
Heidi, come on down.
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And to lay that asphalt,
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you'll be riding this big,
beautiful five-ton steamroller.
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[audience] Ooh!
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- Don't toy with me.
- This roller is no toy.
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lt's got a 41 -horsepower
diesel engine,
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hydrostatic transmission,
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and a top cruising speed
of five miles an hour.
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And this is all for...
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[Heidi and audience chanting]
Tim, Tim, Tim.
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[Al] That's right.
This is all for Tim Taylor,
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the king... of... tool shows!
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l'd like to thank everyone
for this award.
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Especially Al and Heidi and l...
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- [woman screams]
- Whoa!
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- Oh!
- Are you alright?
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l usually scream when l'm alright.
No, l'm not all right!
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The X-ray shows a grade three
achromio-clavicular separation.
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Give it to me straight, Doc.
How long do l got?
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Fifty, sixty years, tops.
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You separated your shoulder.
lt can easily be corrected with surgery.
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- Oh, honey. Are you in a lot of pain?
- Probably.
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l'll let you know after
those big blue pills wear off.
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- How long does he have to be here?
- Operate today, keep him here tomorrow,
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- go home Saturday morning.
- Saturday... oh!
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- He's has an air show to go to Sunday.
- Can l go to?
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lf you rest up and, uh,
you don't try to pick up a plane.
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Good, that's great.
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- Alright, then.
- Wait a minute.
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[exhales] There's a little problem
with me staying here tomorrow.
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- What's that?
- No can do.
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l'm breaking Vila's record
on Tool Time tomorrow.
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What's Tool Time?
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Now you'll tell me
you don't know who Bob Vila is.
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No, l know who Bob Vila is.
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lt's just a stupid record. The permanent
use of your arms is more important.
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- There's a solution here. l've got it.
- Listen to the doctor.
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No, we'll just do Tool Time here.
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Bring the steamroller here.
Your wheelchair ramps need repaving.
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- You can't work the day after surgery.
- lt's out of the question.
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How can you even think of doing
a TV show when you're injured?
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You really haven't seen his show.
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[Doctor] lt'll be a minute
before we put you under.
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You should feel relaxed
from the sedative.
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l feel like a million bucks.
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[man] Poor Tool Man. Damn shame
he couldn't break Bob Vila's record.
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Record... he can't even sing.
He's got no record.
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- He's ready for the anesthetic.
- Tim...
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...l want you to start
counting down from 1 00
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One hundred...
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- [machines beeping]
- ...ninety-nine...
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...ninety-eight...
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On behalf of the
National Homebuilders Society,
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it's my great pleasure
to present this award
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to the greatest tool man
who ever lived.
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You are the tool king.
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Congratulations, Mr. Vila.
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...And you're the prettiest nurse
in Dialysis, Becky...
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No, l mean it.
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l'll see you Saturday night.
Yeah, love you.
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- [imitates machine beep]
- [Doctor] l gotta go.
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- Gotcha, huh?
- Yeah.
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So, how are you
feeling this afternoon?
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You know, l am feeling just fine.
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As a matter of fact,
why don't l just get up?
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- [groans]
- Mr. Taylor, you can't go to work.
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You need to rest.
l'll be back to check on you later.
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[Tim thinking] I don't need rest.
I feel great. I'm the Tool Man.
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A separated shoulder shouldn't stop me.
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Heck, I once did a show with
three broken ribs and my hair on fire!
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Well, that was easy.
Now, I'll just go to the location,
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break Villa's record
and come right back.
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[screams]
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Mental note, lifting is bad.
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Mental note, next time wear sandals.
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[imitates woman] H-H-Hi.
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Could you please page Dr. Knell?
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Tell him that Becky wants
to see him in Dialysis.
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Yeah. l've got some sort of cold, yes.
Thank you. Bye-bye.
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[woman on P.A.] Dr. Knell, report to
Becky in Dialysis immediately.
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[woman screams]
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Enjoy your sponge bath, ma'am.
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Brad, Randy, Mark, we're heading
to the hospital to see Dad.
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l'll bring his Blue
Angels sweatshirt.
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Something he has to pull over his head.
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Thoughtful gift for a guy
who just had shoulder surgery.
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l'll help him put it on.
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l'm calling him,
tell him we're coming.
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lnstead of those boring family dinners,
we can all get together and dress Dad.
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- Yeah! And tomorrow, the family bath.
- There we go!
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Very funny. There's no answer.
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He was pretty wiped out after the
surgery. He's probably still sleeping.
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Let's go wake him up as a family.
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Welcome back to Tool Time.
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We're on location at the Phelps home
putting in an asphalt driveway.
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Our loop man has spread the asphalt,
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which is at the proper temperature
for smoothing, 370 degrees.
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We've ironed out the edges of...
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- Hi, Al. Hi, Heidi.
- Hi.
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Hi, Gary.
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This is Gary Phelps.
He is the little tyke that lives here.
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Where's the Tool Man?
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Well, as l already
explained to our audience,
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he's in the hospital with a boo-boo.
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A boo-boo?
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What do l look like?
A three-year-old?
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He wasn't released.
Nobody's seen him.
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Maybe we should check the psycho ward.
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That was the first place l looked.
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The suitcase is here,
but there's no clothes in it.
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So... he got dressed and left, and...
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...oh, no.
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[Al] OK, we're ready for our final step.
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We'll be using this steamroller
to smooth out our asphalt.
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You want to be careful when using...
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Thank you. Thanks, thanks.
Guys! Wait, wait, wait!
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Hi, everybody!
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- What are you doing?
- l made it!
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l made it! l made it! l made it!
[stammers] Which means,
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- l beat Bob Vila's record!
- [cheering]
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Um... and on this auspicious occasion
l'd like to say to Mr. Bob Vila...
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...[taunting, repeating]
Nanner-nanner-nanner.
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Tim, shouldn't you be in the hospital?
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Yes, he should.
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This is one good-looking steamroller.
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l think it actually looks
better in person.
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- He wouldn't.
- He couldn't.
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He's Dad.
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lt looks like it's
all ready to go, Al.
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With your shoulder,
l don't think you should drive this.
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This is my record-breaking show, Al.
Come on!
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l'm serious. You shouldn't be
anywhere near this machine.
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Well, let's ask the guy in charge, OK?
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Tim, what do you think we oughta do?
l say go for it.
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- ls it over yet?
- [Tim] Remove this cumbersome thing.
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- [engine starts]
- Be careful with the control lever.
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- This control lever here?
- Yes, it's very very sensitive.
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Don't go too fast
and crash into the garage.
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l can't stop! Look out!
We're gonna hit the garage door! Ahh!
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What do you know, he didn't crash.
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No. And he didn't break anything.
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Except Bob Vila's record!
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[crew cheers]
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Alright. Well, congratulations, Tim.
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Now, why don't you get down so l can
finish the job?
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l'll just back it
back into position for you.
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- Alright.
- [steamroller beeps]
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[crunching]
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[crying]
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l hear a little boy crying.
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Please tell me
he didn't run over the little boy.
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You smooshed my car,
you big stupidhead.
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lt's gonna be all right, kid.
Look. Well...
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- [crying]
- lt's alright.
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Hey, l'll get you another one...
a better one.
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[sniffles] That was my favorite car.
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Come on! Come on, hey! We're on TV.
And nobody likes a crybaby, right?
236
00:14:38,677 --> 00:14:42,443
You know, it's situations like
this that tend to make a kid stronger.
237
00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:46,109
l remember a slogan, ''lnto everyone's
life some rain must fall.''
238
00:14:46,185 --> 00:14:48,085
Right, folks? Right?
239
00:14:49,121 --> 00:14:52,056
Boy, that's a big shadow!
ls your Dad home?
240
00:14:53,259 --> 00:14:55,887
ls he standing right behind me?
241
00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:58,928
He's a big man, isn't he?
242
00:14:59,031 --> 00:15:01,192
ls he smiling?
243
00:15:04,870 --> 00:15:08,533
There's an old saying. ''ln everyone's
life, a little rain must fall.''
244
00:15:08,607 --> 00:15:11,098
Well, l hope you got
a big umbrella, buddy.
245
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:13,010
[groans]
246
00:15:13,078 --> 00:15:15,342
Looks like Dad's
putting on his own air show.
247
00:15:15,814 --> 00:15:18,248
[groaning]
248
00:15:18,317 --> 00:15:21,150
- [Tim screaming]
- [thud]
249
00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:23,020
[ambulance siren]
250
00:15:23,622 --> 00:15:27,183
This next surgery should go very well.
251
00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:29,625
Now l know my way around.
252
00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:33,128
Can l go to the air show on Sunday?
253
00:15:33,198 --> 00:15:35,689
No. l'm afraid you
need to stay in the hospital.
254
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:40,262
Don't worry. We're stationing our top
security guard right outside the door.
255
00:15:41,206 --> 00:15:43,367
- Man!
- Mark, l'm really sorry, buddy.
256
00:15:43,475 --> 00:15:44,601
l really am.
257
00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:46,702
Hey, l'll take you to the air show.
258
00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:49,873
Forget it. l only wanted to go with Dad.
259
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:53,385
- Wait a second. Mark...
- Mark, he's trying to apologize to you.
260
00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:55,317
Too late.
261
00:15:58,023 --> 00:16:01,049
Brad, Randy... l gotta talk to your dad.
262
00:16:04,029 --> 00:16:05,462
How could you?
263
00:16:06,999 --> 00:16:08,967
That award was very important to me.
264
00:16:09,034 --> 00:16:11,594
Evidently it's more important
than your son.
265
00:16:11,670 --> 00:16:12,830
No, it's not.
266
00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:15,874
This is the one thing
you and Mark do together every year.
267
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:20,309
l know. l don't know what came over me,
it's the medication, l think.
268
00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:25,408
l heard voices.
269
00:16:28,087 --> 00:16:32,046
One of them said,
''Go. You know, beat that record.''
270
00:16:32,791 --> 00:16:35,419
And the other one said,
''Don't forget your pants.''
271
00:16:37,629 --> 00:16:40,598
Well, here's a third voice for you,
''You let down your son,
272
00:16:40,699 --> 00:16:42,997
and he's completely devastated.''
273
00:16:44,303 --> 00:16:47,204
This day couldn't get any worse.
274
00:16:47,272 --> 00:16:49,137
Ready for your enema?
275
00:16:56,648 --> 00:17:00,175
l'm having shoulder surgery.
ls that really necessary?
276
00:17:00,986 --> 00:17:03,454
No, but l'm trying to break
Dr. Sokel's record
277
00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:06,889
for the most consecutive enemas
in one day.
278
00:17:08,293 --> 00:17:10,523
l'm kidding!
279
00:17:10,596 --> 00:17:12,154
l forgot my chart.
280
00:17:16,835 --> 00:17:18,530
He's ready for the anesthetic.
281
00:17:18,604 --> 00:17:20,902
Tim, start counting down from 1 00.
282
00:17:20,973 --> 00:17:24,033
[mumbling] Right...
let's see... one hundred...
283
00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:27,770
...ninety-nine...
284
00:17:27,846 --> 00:17:29,609
...ninety-eight...
285
00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:32,980
Well, hi-ho, good patient.
286
00:17:35,988 --> 00:17:37,455
- Hi, Wilson.
- [Wilson] Hi.
287
00:17:37,523 --> 00:17:41,357
- l didn't know you were a surgeon.
- l'm not. l volunteer at the gift shop.
288
00:17:41,427 --> 00:17:44,157
But, today they're letting me cut!
289
00:17:45,597 --> 00:17:49,363
So, what are we working on today?
Gall bladder, circumcision?
290
00:17:50,035 --> 00:17:53,163
Oh, no, no. lt's a shoulder...
a shoulder problem.
291
00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:55,672
Probably could use
a new brain though today.
292
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:59,507
A brain transplant?
Oh, boy! That sounds like fun!
293
00:18:00,612 --> 00:18:04,309
l was supposed to take Mark
to the air show tomorrow.
294
00:18:04,383 --> 00:18:06,351
- l disappointed him.
- [Wilson] Mmm.
295
00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:09,444
Thinking about myself.
l always think about myself.
296
00:18:09,521 --> 00:18:12,046
That is exactly who
you should be thinking about.
297
00:18:12,124 --> 00:18:15,218
Look out for number one,
l always say.
298
00:18:15,294 --> 00:18:18,627
- You never say that.
- l've never done brain surgery either.
299
00:18:18,697 --> 00:18:20,756
[laughs]
300
00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:24,291
Wait a minute. This is a dream.
That's what this is.
301
00:18:24,369 --> 00:18:26,837
Silly me. But, what am
l gonna do about Mark?
302
00:18:26,905 --> 00:18:29,066
l don't know,
figure out something quick
303
00:18:29,141 --> 00:18:32,907
because by the time l'm done, odds are
you're not gonna know who Mark is!
304
00:18:33,011 --> 00:18:34,672
[cry of agony]
305
00:18:34,746 --> 00:18:38,204
Oh, Tim, relax.
lt isn't like it's brain surgery.
306
00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:41,343
Wait a second! lt is!
307
00:18:41,420 --> 00:18:43,183
[maniacal laughter]
308
00:18:44,723 --> 00:18:47,021
- [doorbell rings]
- Mark, will you get that?
309
00:18:47,092 --> 00:18:49,993
Why not? l got nothing better
to do this weekend.
310
00:18:52,531 --> 00:18:54,396
l'm looking for Mark Taylor.
311
00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:58,129
Lieutenant Commander Gray, number
three pilot, U.S. Navy Blue Angels.
312
00:18:58,203 --> 00:19:01,366
Ohh... um... l'm Mark Taylor.
313
00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:04,773
Hey, Mom. There's a Blue Angel
at the door.
314
00:19:07,079 --> 00:19:10,412
Oh, yeah, sure. And the
tooth fairy's in the microwave.
315
00:19:12,117 --> 00:19:15,280
- Can l help you?
- Mrs. Taylor, Lt. Commander Gray.
316
00:19:15,354 --> 00:19:18,448
- Your husband asked me to stop by.
- Please come in.
317
00:19:18,524 --> 00:19:21,186
Brad and Randy,
it's Lieutenant Commander Gray.
318
00:19:21,260 --> 00:19:23,387
- Brad. Randy.
- Nice to meet you.
319
00:19:23,462 --> 00:19:27,091
Tim called and said he was sorry
he couldn't take Mark to the air show.
320
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:29,794
But l thought maybe he'd like
to come as our guest.
321
00:19:29,868 --> 00:19:33,360
- Well, what do you think about that?
- This is amazing!
322
00:19:33,438 --> 00:19:37,272
- Your Dad's a pretty amazing guy.
- Yeah. We're very fond of the Tool Man.
323
00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:40,778
Especially when he's, uh...
nowhere near our aircraft.
324
00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:47,116
Cool. You get to
hang out with the Blue Angels.
325
00:19:47,219 --> 00:19:48,686
l just thought of something.
326
00:19:48,754 --> 00:19:52,383
How about l pick you up at 06:00?
You can ride up front in my jeep.
327
00:19:52,457 --> 00:19:56,086
Ohh! You're on!
l gotta call my dad at the hospital.
328
00:19:56,161 --> 00:19:58,629
Speed dial six.
329
00:20:00,499 --> 00:20:03,764
So long, Mrs. Taylor. Maybe we can
get you to an air show someday.
330
00:20:03,835 --> 00:20:06,531
- Thank you. l'd love that.
- [Brad] Nice meeting you.
331
00:20:06,605 --> 00:20:08,232
- See you, guys.
- Hello, Dad?
332
00:20:08,307 --> 00:20:10,036
- Hi, Mark.
- [Mark] Hey...
333
00:20:10,108 --> 00:20:12,474
...thank you so
much for the Blue Angel thing.
334
00:20:12,544 --> 00:20:15,604
lt's the least l could do.
Next year we'll go together.
335
00:20:15,681 --> 00:20:18,149
Alright, deal.
Know what the cool thing is?
336
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:20,481
- No idea.
- Lt. Cmdr. Gray is coming here...
337
00:20:20,552 --> 00:20:23,112
- picking me up in his jeep.
- [Tim] Really?
338
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:25,952
- Thanks again, Dad. Bye.
- You're welcome.
339
00:20:27,092 --> 00:20:29,720
Blue Angel's coming
to pick him up in his jeep?
340
00:20:49,181 --> 00:20:51,149
[stammers] lt was a little loose.
341
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:56,248
So l decided to put it back
a little tighter.
342
00:21:11,737 --> 00:21:14,501
Nurse, l need a number three scalpel.
343
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:16,969
Why use a scalpel,
344
00:21:17,042 --> 00:21:21,411
when you can use
a Binford 61 00 chain saw?
345
00:21:24,016 --> 00:21:27,179
- Honey. l didn't know you were a nurse.
- l'm not.
346
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:29,550
l just love the shoes.
347
00:21:30,155 --> 00:21:32,123
What are you guys operating on today?
348
00:21:32,190 --> 00:21:34,055
- We're not doing the surgery.
- Mmm.
349
00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:37,254
- Well, who is?
- Me, stupidhead!
350
00:21:47,472 --> 00:21:49,531
Don't toy with me.
351
00:21:49,608 --> 00:21:52,372
Oh, this roller is no toy.
352
00:21:52,477 --> 00:21:54,638
lt's a 41 -horsepower...
353
00:21:54,713 --> 00:21:55,975
- Gee whiz!
- [clang]
354
00:21:56,048 --> 00:21:59,017
This roller is no toy.
lt's a 41 -horsepower,
355
00:21:59,117 --> 00:22:03,884
diesel engine, static...
356
00:22:03,955 --> 00:22:05,980
- [clang]
- This roller is no toy.
357
00:22:06,058 --> 00:22:08,492
lt's a 41 - diesel... Gosh darn it!
358
00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:12,263
- [clang]
- This roller is no toy.
359
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:14,993
lt's got a 41 -horsepower,
diesel engine,
360
00:22:15,067 --> 00:22:17,501
static.. cling... ohh!
361
00:22:18,305 --> 00:22:24,552
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