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(sleigh bells)
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- Does everybody know what time it is?
- Tool Time!
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Binford Tools is proud to present
Tim ''The Tool Man'' Taylor! Whoo!
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Thank you, Heidi and everyone.
l am Tim ''The Tool Man'' Taylor.
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And you all know my assistant,
Al ''Be Quarantined for Christmas'' Borland.
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Today, Al and l start out
our week-long salute...
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(electrical charge)
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...to electricity.
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That's right, and that's why
we're wearing the flash suits
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worn by professional electricians.
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You can take up to 20,000 volts
and not get electrocuted.
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Yeah. But, Al...
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But they look so darn cool, don't they?
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lt's like the 90s way of saying,
''Hey, l'm not gonna get fried!''
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Notice Tim's flame-resistant parka
and color-coordinated insulated gloves.
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lt boasts a safety helmet
with UV face-shield
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and it's tastefully accessorized
by this matching tote bag.
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You might want to wear these when you
put up your Christmas lights this weekend.
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Actually, l'm way ahead of you.
With this outfit l can safely replace
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my measly seven-watt bulbs with these
500-watt bad boys right here, huh?
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You could light up an airport runway
with that much wattage on your roof.
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Well, maybe it's time for old St.Nick
to trade in that old sleigh
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for the new Boeing 7 7 7 fly-by-wire.
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Tim, where are you gonna get
enough juice to run something like this?
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Can you believe he asked ''The Tool Man''
that? Heidi, my generator, please.
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- Here you go, Tim.
- Ha-ha-ha.
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You want to plug it in for me, Al?
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l don't think so, Tim.
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OK, then l'll do it.
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All right. Heidi, hit the switch!
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All right, Tim. That's enough.
Tim? Turn it off!
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- Oh, Heidi, get that switch.
- Turn it off, Tim!
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Turn it off! Oh!
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That was brighter than
l thought it was gonna be, Al.
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Yes, it was, Tim.
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All right. Great news, guys.
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This year you'll help me beat
Doc Johnson in the lighting contest.
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- Cool.
- l can't believe you're letting us help.
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Well, you've earned it.
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You're a year older,
more mature, more responsible.
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Since you're going out of town,
you have no choice.
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Hey, hey, hey! What have l always
taught you what Christmas is all about?
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Beating the pants off an 80-year-old
proctologist in a lighting contest.
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- That's the spirit.
- Will we get to put up the manger?
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No. l'll put up the manger when l get home.
That's my specialty.
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Last year, your specialty
fell through the roof.
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l got the quirks worked out.
All right? Got the generator,
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string of lights from work.
They're up there.
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Now, if any more electrical work
needs to be done, l want Brad to do it.
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- How come he gets to do it?
- Because he's the oldest.
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And l'm the only one
that can fit into Dad's suit.
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- Aren't you getting ready for the airport?
- l am ready. l'm just waiting for Al.
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l just don't understand why you have to
go away the day before Christmas.
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We've been through this.
Binford is the proud sponsor of
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this year's Winterfest in Kinross,
and Al and l play very important roles.
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Tim, you are a grand marshal
of an elf parade!
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Even little green people
need a leader, honey.
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Well, l don't know how you can
leave me for a bunch of elves.
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l'll be home before dinner. l'm not gonna
go to the pointy-shoe banquet.
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(doorbell rings)
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- Hi, llene! Hi, Al!
- Merry Christmas!
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- Hi, llene.
- Hi, Jill.
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l brought the ingredients to make
my famous pfeffernusse cookies.
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Wait till you get your hands on
her pfeffernusse.
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Oh, l'd like to,
but l'm a one-pfeffernusse guy.
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(beeping)
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Oh, that's my beeper.
l wonder who that is.
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(all) Your mother.
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- Can l use your phone?
- Yeah, sure.
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That's the fourth time
she's beeped him this morning.
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l can imagine Al's mother
would put stress on any relationship.
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Al's mother could put stress on
a 20-ton steel beam.
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l'm glad she's visiting
his brother for the holidays.
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We'll finally be alone on New Year's Eve.
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Al booked us a romantic weekend
at the Hotel Trentwood.
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You're coming back early?
New Year's Eve?
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No. llene and l aren't doing anything
special. No, we'd love to have you.
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OK, great!
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- Al, l can't believe you!
- What?
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l thought we were gonna
be alone for a change.
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Once again your mother has to
wedge herself between us.
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- That's a hell of a big wedge.
- Tim!
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Help me fix the fire
and we'll let them work this out.
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- Al, we're in a hurry.
- Shh.
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You know, llene,
l resent your attitude towards my mother.
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She's a wonderful, giving woman
who lights up all the lives she touches.
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Oh, please! l am so sick of you
putting your mother up on a pedestal!
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You got to admire him for having
the strength to hoist her up there.
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Oh, my God! l'm turning into you.
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lt's kind of fun, isn't it?
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You know, and that's another reason why
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llene shouldn't be upset at Mother
joining us for New Year's.
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You know, after a couple of Rob Roys,
Mother can be quite the party animal.
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(woman) Here are your drinks.
One ginger ale,
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one martini -
double olives on the side.
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- Thanks very much.
- Thank you.
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Oh, l suppose mother can be needy, but...
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how can l turn my back on the woman
who nurtured me from the womb?
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l'm just thankful that l have a friend
like you that will lend me a supportive ear...
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That has a green olive in it!
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This just means the barf bag
wasn't big enough to fit over my head.
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l don't why llene is acting like this.
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Oh, God! Maybe the plane will crash.
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l have a good mind not to give
llene her Christmas present.
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And l had a necklace
made especially for her
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out of coins that she collected
when she went to Stockholm
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for the gingivitis symposium.
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You gave her spare change
from a bloody-gum convention?
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Yes. l'm sure it's a more thoughtful gift than
what you got Jill - if you got her anything.
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You couldn't be further from the truth.
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Why do you think l volunteered to
lead an elf parade in Kinross?
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For the same reason as me - the prestige.
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No. Her gift is up there.
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Kinross has the best
bookstore in Michigan.
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l ordered a book.
lt didn't come in time for Christmas,
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- so l gotta go get it.
- What did you order?
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A first edition - Freud's essays.
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She'll love this.
lt'll be a Christmas she never forgets.
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(pilot) Attention. passengers
The Kinross airport's been closed
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due to heavy storm activity
This flight will be diverted to Alpena
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(passengers moan)
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Excuse me. Could you tell us
where the main terminal is?
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Take two giant steps forward.
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ls there still a chance
we can make it to Kinross?
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l don't see how. There'll be no more
flights in or out until the storm's over.
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But this is an emergency!
The hospital has a special helicopter.
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- What's the emergency?
- We're leading an elf parade.
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Try me again
when you're donating a kidney.
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We really have to get there.
ls there a car-rental counter here?
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Of course.
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Now, what kind of car would you like?
We're running a special on convertibles.
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- lt's four degrees outside.
- Then l'd advise you to leave the top up.
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- Could you give us a map to Kinross?
- No problem.
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l don't think the map
is going to do you much good.
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- Why not?
- The roads are closed.
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Well, why are we renting
a car if we can't drive it anywhere?
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l was wondering the same thing myself.
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This is just great. Stuck here in
the airport, and Jill's gift is in Kinross.
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ls there any place l can look
for a book here?
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- We have some books in our gift shop.
- And the gift shop would be...?
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OK, can l see some of your books?
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Sorry. We're closed for the holidays.
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There's no way we'll make it
to the elf parade.
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So we're trying to get a plane back
when storm clears here.
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l knew it would happen.
You'll miss Christmas Eve!
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l've never missed a Christmas Eve.
Whatever it takes, l'm getting home.
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Well, l hope so. The boys will be
really disappointed when l tell them.
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Wait. Hold on a second.
Guys, it's your father.
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He's stranded and he may not
make it back tonight.
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- All right!
- Cool!
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Wait a second! You don't want to
see your father on Christmas Eve?
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lt's not that. We just want to
do the lighting contest by ourselves.
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- (Tim) What's going on?
- They're crushed. l'm comforting them.
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- Put Randy on the phone.
- Tim, l need to talk to llene.
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Hold on. l gotta tell Randy how to
put the runway lights on the manger.
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This is more important.
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Put llene on the phone, please.
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- Sugar pumpkin?
- No, sweet pea. l'll get sugar pumpkin.
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Al?
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l think l have a solution for New Year's Eve
that's gonna make everybody happy.
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- You do?
- Yes.
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Mother rings in the New Year with us,
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but then we put her in a cab
and have the weekend to ourselves.
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Al, you are missing the whole point.
You are 37 years old.
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- Don't you think it's time to cut the cord?
- Cut the cord?
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Cut the cord?!
lt's the only one that'll handle the lights!
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This is not about your stupid lights!
My relationship is hanging in the balance!
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So, the extension cord's OK?
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Al, you are gonna have to make a choice.
lt is either me or your mother.
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llene hung up.
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There's gotta be some way
out of here. Something else.
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- A snowmobile?
- That would work...
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- OK.
- ...if we had one.
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How about a dog sled?
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l've got a dog,
and my grandson has a sled.
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- Perfect.
- Of course, my dog's a poodle.
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Good. Thank you. l got some good news.
The storm has let up in Kinross.
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- All right.
- Great!
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Unfortunately, it's getting worse here.
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ln fact, it might not let up
for a couple of days.
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- We'll have to sleep here in the airport?
- There are some hotels in town.
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- Well, we'd better hurry up and book one.
- Sorry. They were booked up hours ago.
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- But l rent out a lovely room in my house.
- OK, l'll bite. How much?
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- lt's going for $45 a night.
- OK.
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Except in storm season.
Then it's 200.
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You know, pal, l'm gonna alert
the Better Business Bureau about you.
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Go ahead.
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Can l help you?
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This is the worst Christmas of my life!
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l'm stuck in this dinky airport!
My relationship is collapsing!
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And l've cleaned out every cheese puff
in this stupid vending machine!
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And we have no place to sleep.
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Hey, ma'am.
Ma'am, you live around here.
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Could my friend and l sleep at your house?
We'll pay you money.
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Perverts!
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See you at home, Mom.
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- Why are you putting that up there?
- We had a little Wise Man accident.
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Yeah. Now we have two Wise Men
and a clown.
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So now the three Wise Men come bearing
gold, frankincense, and a seltzer bottle.
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All right. He's all tied up.
Bozo's on the roof.
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Guys, why don't you take a break?
llene's got cookies for you.
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lf they taste salty, don't say anything.
She's been crying into the batter.
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l think l'll just have some milk.
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Well, hi-de-ho-ho-ho, neighborette.
And a Merry Christmas!
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Maybe on your side of the fence.
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l got boys crawling on the roof,
Tim's stuck in Alpena,
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and a depressed orthodontist
crying into her pfeffernusse.
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So, Tim is stuck in Alpena, huh?
That is such a lovely town.
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l have a good friend who works there.
He's a clerk at the airport.
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l'm so disappointed.
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l wanted to give Tim his present tonight.
l got him something special.
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Well, l assume it has something to do
with a car or a tool.
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Oh, yeah, both.
l got him a set of tools for the car.
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And this thing called a power inverter.
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lt allows you to plug your tools
right into a car lighter.
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lf he gets stuck in traffic, instead
of swearing, he can build something.
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(chuckles)
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Sounds like the perfect gift for Tim.
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- Are you and Judith together?
- Yes, indeedy.
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This is the first Christmas
we've spent together.
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And l am so looking forward to giving her
the sweater that l knitted for her.
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- You knitted her a sweater?
- Mm-hm.
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Right after l sheared the sheep
and spun the wool.
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- Wow!
- Then later on, l'm gonna fix her dinner.
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00:17:12,297 --> 00:17:15,289
- What are you making?
- Lamb chops.
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OK. Thanks.
l've got some good news for you.
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ln the spirit of Christmas Eve, l'm slashing
the price of my room back to $45.
229
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ln other words, the storm is letting up.
230
00:17:35,687 --> 00:17:38,554
Yes. Yes, it is.
231
00:17:38,624 --> 00:17:41,252
You should be able to get
a flight in about 1 5 minutes.
232
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Finally!
233
00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:46,629
Would you gentlemen care for
some flight insurance?
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00:17:46,698 --> 00:17:47,892
No!
235
00:17:50,302 --> 00:17:52,793
lt looks like we'll make it
home for Christmas.
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00:17:52,871 --> 00:17:57,001
The only problem is l still don't know
what to do about llene and my mother.
237
00:17:57,076 --> 00:18:00,773
How can l choose between the woman
who means more to me than anything,
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or my girlfriend?
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00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:11,046
On the other hand, she is my mother.
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But on the other hand, llene could
be the mother of my children.
241
00:18:14,726 --> 00:18:18,787
- On the other hand...
- Al, that's eight hands.
242
00:18:18,864 --> 00:18:22,766
Why don't you take one of them
and slap yourself?
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(beeping)
244
00:18:24,236 --> 00:18:27,467
Excuse me.
Are you by any chance a doctor?
245
00:18:27,539 --> 00:18:30,269
No. He's a mama's boy.
246
00:18:34,813 --> 00:18:38,806
OK, let me ask you a question.
Have you ever thought about having kids?
247
00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:44,484
- Of course.
- That won't happen with your mother.
248
00:18:44,556 --> 00:18:49,516
- Tim, you don't understand.
- Well, just try me, will ya?
249
00:18:49,595 --> 00:18:55,033
l made a promise before my dad died
that l would take care of my mother.
250
00:18:55,100 --> 00:19:02,370
- And l just... l can't turn my back on her.
- No one's asking you to do that.
251
00:19:02,441 --> 00:19:06,207
l think llene just wants to feel that
she won't take a back seat to your mother.
252
00:19:06,278 --> 00:19:09,714
l mean, is she or is she not
the most important woman in your life?
253
00:19:09,781 --> 00:19:13,717
She's the most important woman under 50.
254
00:19:13,785 --> 00:19:17,482
- You gotta do better than that, Al.
- l don't know if l can!
255
00:19:18,857 --> 00:19:21,189
When you made that promise to your dad,
256
00:19:21,260 --> 00:19:27,221
don't you think he would've wanted you
to fall in love and have a family?
257
00:19:27,299 --> 00:19:29,290
- You're right.
- l know l'm right.
258
00:19:29,368 --> 00:19:31,962
lf your dad were here now,
what would he say to you?
259
00:19:32,037 --> 00:19:37,031
''Al, stay with Mother.
l'm going to the track.''
260
00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:45,680
l see your point. l think l have to
set some limits with my mother.
261
00:19:45,751 --> 00:19:48,845
Yes. And l'm gonna start by getting rid of
this stupid beeper.
262
00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:49,910
All right.
263
00:19:49,988 --> 00:19:53,856
(pilot) Ladies and gentlemen. we're
approaching the Detroit metropolitan area
264
00:19:53,926 --> 00:19:59,626
Now . unfortunately. visibility is so low
that we are unable to land
265
00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:02,826
It looks like we may be diverted to Toledo
266
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This is unbelievable.
This is unbelievable!
267
00:20:05,771 --> 00:20:09,138
l won't be home for the first time
at Christmas. l have no gift for Jill.
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00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:13,269
- l won't see the boys' Christmas lights.
- Have some faith, there's still time.
269
00:20:13,345 --> 00:20:16,803
lt's hopeless.
The kids'll be lighting it up now anyway.
270
00:20:34,933 --> 00:20:39,370
Wait a minute A tremendous beam
of light has just broken through the fog
271
00:20:39,438 --> 00:20:43,534
That's my house! Those are our lights!
272
00:20:43,609 --> 00:20:46,237
I've just heard from the tower
that we now have visibility
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00:20:46,311 --> 00:20:48,871
and will be able to land after all
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00:20:48,947 --> 00:20:51,279
- All right!
- Hey!
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lf he lands there,
he's gonna land right on the manger.
276
00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:57,578
Wait a minute.
277
00:20:58,957 --> 00:21:01,926
What's that clown doing
next to baby Jesus?
278
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:12,059
l can't believe we won the lighting contest.
279
00:21:13,071 --> 00:21:16,268
And helped land a plane.
280
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:19,540
Well, this just proves one thing, guys.
281
00:21:19,611 --> 00:21:23,047
Dad's been holding us back
all these years.
282
00:21:24,583 --> 00:21:27,984
Oh, Al. l'm so glad
we're back together again.
283
00:21:28,053 --> 00:21:34,049
Me, too. And you know,
it was the easiest decision of my life.
284
00:21:41,533 --> 00:21:45,560
lt's a power inverter. All these tools
for the car - l love this. Thanks.
285
00:21:45,637 --> 00:21:47,935
- OK, my turn.
- All right. You're gonna love it.
286
00:21:48,006 --> 00:21:50,998
Undo this... all right.
287
00:21:51,076 --> 00:21:53,601
lt's a beeper!
288
00:21:59,284 --> 00:22:03,277
Well, l figured, you know, if any time
l wanted to tell you l love you,
289
00:22:03,355 --> 00:22:05,585
l can just do it 24 hours a day now.
290
00:22:05,657 --> 00:22:07,215
(beeping)
291
00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:16,461
Gee, Tim! l'd love to tell you how
touched l am, but l have to call Al's mother.
292
00:22:19,671 --> 00:22:23,505
- We have to sleep here in the airport?
- Afraid not.
293
00:22:27,879 --> 00:22:31,315
lt's, like, we can't have people walking
around outside of the aircraft.
294
00:22:31,383 --> 00:22:34,181
What are you gonna do? Drive to Detroit?
295
00:22:34,252 --> 00:22:37,653
Pilot, there's people outside of the airplane.
You're way too low.
296
00:22:37,723 --> 00:22:40,521
You should be able to get
a flight in about 1 5 minutes.
297
00:22:40,592 --> 00:22:42,924
Finally!
298
00:22:42,994 --> 00:22:45,758
Would you gentlemen care for
some flight insurance?
299
00:22:45,831 --> 00:22:47,492
No!
300
00:22:47,566 --> 00:22:51,559
OK. But if your plane crashes,
you'll be sorry.
301
00:22:52,305 --> 00:22:58,236
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