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lt's the end of floor finishing week
on Tool Time.
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- We got a big finish for you.
- That's right.
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We're gonna shoot Al out of
a giant glue gun. He'll be everywhere.
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- lt's gonna be a great show so stay tuned.
- We're going to finish finishing our floor.
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lf you said ''finish finishing'' like that
in Finland, you'd be finished already.
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Now, if you want a strong waterproof finish,
you can't go wrong with polyurethane.
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We've already applied one coat
with our lamb's-wool applicator.
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lf your hardware store
doesn't stock one, don't fret.
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You just duct tape
your pet lamb to a pole.
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(sound eect of sheep bleating)
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For best results,
you wanna use two coats.
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However, before applying the second one,
scuff the first coat
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with a fiberglass screen
to help the second coat adhere better.
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Easy to install - set it
underneath your buffer and start buffing.
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Al uses one of these to buff his legs
before he waxes 'em.
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Now, speaking of wax - for a gentler,
smoother shine, l suggest going with wax.
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Of course... (sueaking)
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With all the wax l got in there,
you could wax a whole basketball court.
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Remind me not to shake your hand
at the end of the show.
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l'm ready to buff out my wax
and show you the difference,
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but Al's using the buffer,
so l've brought my own.
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Heidi and Stumpy,
could you bring out my buffer, please?
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Here you go, Tim.
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Thank you, guys.
Thank you, Stump.
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Could you have built a bigger buffer?
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l didn't build this. l bought this
at Bob's Big and Tall Appliance Shop.
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l'm ready to buff this up.
Watch the shine. Klaus, music.
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(# ''Hungarian Dance No '' by Brahms)
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Perfect.
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- Wanna taste my Alfredo sauce?
- lf l taste it now, can l skip it at dinner?
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Forget it, l'll taste it myself.
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Hi.
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Alfredo face.
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Hey. No, no.
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- Bet you can't guess where l came from.
- Art museum?
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Slippery Steve's Snowmobiles.
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He doesn't generally rent,
but for me he'll make an exception.
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lt is so great to be married
to a man with that kind of power.
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But l must learn
to use my power for good, not evil.
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- And the good would be?
- A snowmobile party for Randy's birthday.
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Dad, l don't know
about a snowmobile party.
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Come on, think about it. There's
no better way to say happy birthday
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than saying it at 85 miles an hour,
blistering across the tundra,
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icicles frozen to your face.
''l can't see anything!''
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As good as that sounds, l was thinking
about a boy-girl party in the basement.
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- Girls love snowmobiles.
- What girls?
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Snowmobile chicks.
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Tim, nobody has their first boy-girl party
on a snowmobile.
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- l did.
- Nobody normal.
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At my first boy-girl party,
all the girls wore frilly little dresses.
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The boys wore suits and ties.
We played charades and telephone.
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Mom, things have changed
in the last 1 00 years.
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(noisemaker blows)
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# ...dee, wo-i-dee
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# Wo-ee
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# Wo-ee
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# Wo-ee
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# Wo-ee
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Wilson, are you naked?
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No, Tim, l'm wearing a hat.
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Why are you naked?
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Well, Tim, in Finland, they believe
that to rejuvenate the body and the soul,
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you take a hot sauna bath and you
follow that with an ice-cold snow massage.
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What do they follow that up with?
A heart attack?
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No, Tim.
Actually, it's quite invigorating.
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Maybe you'd like to join me
for a hot sauna sometime.
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There's always room for two
under my dome.
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No, thanks, Wilson. l'm not much of a
''get naked with your neighbor'' kind of guy.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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So how did things go
over at the snowmobile place?
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Steve said he'd rent me the snowmobiles,
but Randy'd rather have a boy-girl party.
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Well, you don't sound
too happy about that.
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What's there for me to do
at a boy-girl party?
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Why do you feel
you have to do anything?
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'Cause l like getting involved
in my boys' birthdays. l had...
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Are you still naked?
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No, no, no, no.
l'm all covered up.
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For Brad's 1 3th birthday,
we went to a tractor pull.
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And we got mud
all over our heads.
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l was hoping that Randy's birthday
would be just as memorable.
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Maybe you should do something different
to participate in Randy's celebration.
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As the English author
Samuel Johnson said:
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''Our brightest blazes of gladness are
commonly kindled by unexpected sparks.''
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lf anyone knows
about unexpected sparks, it'd be me.
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You'd be more fulfilled
if you did something for Randy
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that was both unique and unexpected.
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- Like what?
- lf l knew that, it wouldn't be unexpected.
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Wait. But unexpected,
you're saying...
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- Know what's really unexpected?
- What?
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The position of that tattoo.
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Tim, that's no tattoo.
l just sat on a live coal.
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Whoo!
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l'm supposed to go to Jimmy's
for a sleepover.
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We're almost done.
Let me see that wax.
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You already put on 1 6 coats.
Why do you have to put on so much?
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lt's Randy's present.
l want the dance floor perfect.
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- Can l try the polisher?
- l'll show you in a minute.
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You gotta adjust this by hand.
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l'm good. l can do it while it moves,
but you gotta be good at it.
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So if you get your cuff caught in there...
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- So how do l look?
- What's different?
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l changed shoes.
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Randy, what are you
so nervous about?
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Well, there's this girl Michelle
coming to the party.
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Randy, Michelle's not gonna care
about what pair of shoes you're wearing.
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All she's gonna care about
is she gets to have fun at the party.
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And she doesn't want
any nerdy parents hanging around.
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Great news.
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Guess what l found in the closet.
My old 45s.
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You're gonna let us
have guns at the party?
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These are records. This is the music
l used to listen to at my parties.
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Oh, this can't be good.
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''Hurdy Gurdy Man'' by Donovan.
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Oh. This is a great slow song.
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''To Sir With Love'' by Lulu.
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Lulu?
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Don't worry about it. There's not
a machine in the city that'll play those.
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Not true. l found my old
Princess record player in the closet too.
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All l have to do now
is find a needle for it.
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Hey, why don't you just
hop into your time machine?
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(doorbell rings)
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Whoa. Big moment, Randy.
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Your first boy or girl
at your first boy-girl party.
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- Mom.
- (Jill giggles)
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- Hi, Michelle.
- Hi, Randy.
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The person who followed me in
is my father.
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- l'm Bert Sanford.
- l'm so happy to meet you. l'm Jill Taylor.
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OK, Dad. You've met his mother and you
can see that she looks basically normal.
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- You can go now.
- Um, listen.
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l can assure you my husband and l
will supervise the whole time.
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We're very responsible people.
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l'll be right back, Mark.
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There's my husband now.
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Tim.
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Come and meet Michelle's father.
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Oh, hi, Michelle's father.
Good to see you.
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Tim, don't be rude.
Come and shake his hand.
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- Not a good time, honey.
- Wait a minute.
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Aren't you the guy on that tool show?
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Yes, l am.
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l love that episode
where you lit your sleeve on fire.
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Classic episode. l got that thing on tape.
lf you wanna watch it, l got it.
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You're wondering why
l don't have any pants on, aren't you?
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- Why's your father in his underwear?
- To ruin my life.
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l switched from brief to boxers because
they're more freeing when you're in slacks.
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l'm gonna go and get
a pair of Sansabelts on now.
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You guys just hold still while l
get some slacks on. l'll be right back.
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Why don't you ask Michelle to dance?
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l just ate. You're supposed to wait
an hour before you go dancing.
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- That's swimming.
- Right. lt's two hours before dancing.
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Get over there.
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- Hey, Michelle.
- Hi.
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So are you having a good time?
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Not really.
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Well, neither am l.
l'd leave, but this is my house.
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l like your shoes.
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l like your ears.
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What?
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l mean, l just never
noticed 'em at school before.
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l always bring them with me.
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Yeah, it's just usually you wear
your hair down and you can't see 'em.
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But now you can
and they really match your nose.
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Thanks.
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l'm really glad
your father let you stay.
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l'm really glad your father
put some pants on.
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Oh!
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How come no one's dancing?
This floor isn't just for looking at. Come on.
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Hey, Sherman. What do you think
of the dance floor? l made this for Randy.
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Did your dad
ever make you a dance floor?
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No. l kept dropping hints,
but all l got was a crummy CD player.
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Dad, l thought you told me
you'd stay upstairs.
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l thought l'd come down
and help get the party going.
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A little dancing.
Everybody, come on. Baby circles.
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l'm the king. No one ever gave me nothing.
Shut up! Whoo!
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Dad. Dad. You're killing me here.
Could you go upstairs, please?
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Yeah, all right.
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So, Michelle, do you wanna...
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- Dance?
- Yeah, sure. Thanks for asking.
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l'm so proud.
That's my floor, right there.
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- Michelle, are you OK?
- l don't think so.
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Give me a hand.
Are you all right?
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# To sir
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# With love
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- l think she should go to the doctor.
- l'm not sick. l'm just singing.
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Sit here.
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l'm really sorry about this, Michelle.
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What did you do? Tim!
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l might have put a smidge
too much wax on the dance floor.
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A smidge?
You could hold lce Capades on that thing.
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- Speaking of which, we need some ice.
- Well, l just put it all in the punch.
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- Yeah? That's easy.
- No.
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Come on. She's gotta stick her foot
in there. Go ahead, put it in there.
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lt's freezing.
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Cold stops the swelling.
Tomorrow you gotta put heat on there.
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Yeah, come back and we'll stick your foot
in a tub of hot chocolate.
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- We'd better call her parents.
- What's your number?
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Oh, no one's home. My mom's out of town
and my dad's buying a new car.
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We need someone to call...
What kind?
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- Dad.
- My ankle really hurts.
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Oh, look, it's turning purple.
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Whoa.
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Oh, great.
This place is packed.
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lt's busier than usual.
You should have had the party in here.
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lt's bad enough you might have broken her
ankle. Don't make her listen to your jokes.
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Just watch her, will you?
l'll see if l can move things along.
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Don't touch him.
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- Hey, Marge.
- Hey, Tim. l see your eyebrows grew back.
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Well, they always do. And they're bushier.
They're thicker this time.
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Your wife called about a girl
with an injured ankle.
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lt's Randy's birthday party
and she slipped on the dance floor.
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Kids.
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Slipped on the dance floor?
Let me guess - you overwaxed.
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- You know me too well, Marge.
- l see you more than my own husband.
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Since l'm such a good customer, you think
l could move them to the head of the line?
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l wish l could help you out, Tim,
but Dr. Harris is on tonight
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and you know what
a stickler for the rules he is.
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- Dr. Howie Harris?
- Uh-huh.
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He owes me one. l inspired that paper
he did on odd head injuries.
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Well, you can try to talk to him. He's in
examining room two. Be sure to knock first.
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l'm gonna talk the doctor
into moving you ahead of these people.
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Except you, pal.
lt's all right.
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Don't touch him.
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l'm sorry your party bombed out.
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- l'm sorry you hurt your ankle.
- Me too.
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When my dad finds out about this, l'll never
be able to go to another party again.
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Well, maybe we can hang out together,
'cause l'll never be invited to another party.
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00:16:30,723 --> 00:16:33,317
l'd like to hang out with you.
229
00:16:34,259 --> 00:16:36,727
- You would?
- Yeah.
230
00:16:36,795 --> 00:16:41,664
But my dad probably won't let me when
he finds out l got hurt on your dad's floor.
231
00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:43,725
- Great.
- Marge.
232
00:16:44,937 --> 00:16:47,531
Great news.
We can go right now.
233
00:16:52,211 --> 00:16:54,702
OK. Come with me, honey.
234
00:16:54,780 --> 00:16:59,274
All right. l'll come back there and check
on you in a minute. Thank you, Marge.
235
00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:03,014
She's gonna be just fine.
They're good here.
236
00:17:06,925 --> 00:17:09,018
Some birthday, huh?
237
00:17:09,094 --> 00:17:15,090
lt's the birthday l always dreamed of -
sitting with bleeding, infected people.
238
00:17:19,438 --> 00:17:22,464
Hey, the day's not over.
Maybe we can salvage it yet.
239
00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:24,975
No. There's no way
you can salvage this one, Dad.
240
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:29,777
l finally find out Michelle likes me and now
her dad won't let me hang out with her.
241
00:17:29,848 --> 00:17:33,545
Let me talk to him. He likes Tool Time.
He'll understand accidents happen.
242
00:17:33,619 --> 00:17:36,713
- Hey, Tool Man.
- Hey, Bob.
243
00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:38,313
Hey, Bob.
244
00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:43,555
When you put a shine on a floor like this,
how many coats of wax do you use? 1 6?
245
00:17:43,629 --> 00:17:46,689
One. Only an idiot
would do more than that.
246
00:17:58,377 --> 00:18:00,368
(doorbell rings)
247
00:18:06,885 --> 00:18:09,376
Oh, Mr. Sanford,
you're early.
248
00:18:09,455 --> 00:18:11,446
After seeing your husband
in his underwear
249
00:18:11,523 --> 00:18:16,426
and your neighbor wandering around
naked, l was a little concerned.
250
00:18:16,495 --> 00:18:19,293
But it seems like
everything's under control here.
251
00:18:19,364 --> 00:18:24,563
Here? Right here?
Yeah, everything's really under control.
252
00:18:24,636 --> 00:18:28,663
- Want some cake?
- No, but l will take some punch.
253
00:18:29,274 --> 00:18:31,265
You...
254
00:18:33,312 --> 00:18:36,975
Mm. lt's really very different.
Make it yourself?
255
00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:39,040
Michelle helped.
256
00:18:40,352 --> 00:18:43,150
lt tastes like she had a hand in it.
257
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:45,617
Close.
258
00:18:46,592 --> 00:18:49,652
- Where is Michelle?
- Michelle?
259
00:18:49,728 --> 00:18:51,662
My daughter.
260
00:18:51,730 --> 00:18:54,722
Well, the truth is,
she's had a little accident.
261
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,461
- Accident?
- No, she's OK.
262
00:18:56,535 --> 00:18:58,935
- She's at the emergency room...
- Emergency room?
263
00:18:59,004 --> 00:19:01,336
- See? Look, there she is. She's fine.
- Hi.
264
00:19:01,406 --> 00:19:04,500
- Sweetheart, are you all right?
- l'm fine. lt's just a sprain.
265
00:19:04,576 --> 00:19:07,238
lt's a mild sprain.
She should be OK in a couple of days.
266
00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:10,679
- How did this happen?
- lt's the same old story, you know.
267
00:19:10,749 --> 00:19:14,947
Guy builds dance floor for son,
guy overwaxes, girl slips and hurts herself,
268
00:19:15,020 --> 00:19:19,582
guy feels terrible,
girl's father forgives guy.
269
00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:23,992
- Afraid not.
- l'm sorry, that's how the story goes.
270
00:19:25,564 --> 00:19:28,362
Look, Mr. Sanford,
it was just an accident.
271
00:19:28,433 --> 00:19:31,163
Like on Tool Time,
the show you like - accidents.
272
00:19:31,236 --> 00:19:35,536
l like when the accidents happen to you,
not to my daughter.
273
00:19:35,607 --> 00:19:37,598
Real smooth, Dad.
274
00:19:40,612 --> 00:19:43,638
l should've followed my instincts.
l shouldn't have let you stay.
275
00:19:43,715 --> 00:19:47,207
- Dad, l'm fine.
- l should have taken you car shopping.
276
00:19:47,286 --> 00:19:49,754
What kind of car
did you end up with?
277
00:19:49,821 --> 00:19:53,655
Gremlin? An AMC General?
Maybe a Hornet?
278
00:19:55,294 --> 00:19:59,424
No. For your information,
l collect muscle cars.
279
00:20:00,499 --> 00:20:02,524
- You?
- Yeah.
280
00:20:02,601 --> 00:20:05,695
What l'm really looking for
is a '70 GTO.
281
00:20:05,771 --> 00:20:10,333
- (grunts) Yeah! With a big block?
- Of course with a big block.
282
00:20:10,409 --> 00:20:12,400
And l'd love to find a convertible.
283
00:20:12,477 --> 00:20:14,809
(grunts) Oh, yeah.
284
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,279
- You're a car guy?
- Yeah.
285
00:20:16,348 --> 00:20:19,408
l like to take old pieces of junk
and restore 'em to cherry.
286
00:20:19,484 --> 00:20:21,645
Honey, l think l'm in love.
287
00:20:22,254 --> 00:20:24,916
l won't stand in your way.
288
00:20:24,990 --> 00:20:28,756
l got a '46 Ford convertible
l'm trying to retrofit into a hot rod.
289
00:20:28,827 --> 00:20:31,387
- You've got a '46 Ford convertible?
- l do. Wanna see?
290
00:20:31,463 --> 00:20:35,797
- l do.
- l now pronounce you man and car guy.
291
00:20:36,702 --> 00:20:40,763
You want a classic goat - go with the '69
Judge. Hard to find, but a great investment.
292
00:20:40,839 --> 00:20:44,673
- Oh, yeah.
- Well, would you like to have some cake?
293
00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:46,370
- Yeah.
- Sure.
294
00:20:46,445 --> 00:20:50,745
Randy, l am so sorry
that your birthday worked out this way.
295
00:20:50,816 --> 00:20:53,148
lf you want, your father and l
can make it up to you
296
00:20:53,218 --> 00:20:57,211
by taking you and a bunch of your friends
to some kind of concert next weekend.
297
00:20:57,289 --> 00:21:02,591
- Why? ls Lulu doing a world tour?
- Ha-ha-ha.
298
00:21:20,979 --> 00:21:24,346
That floor's not too slippery.
299
00:21:24,416 --> 00:21:26,907
Just how l like it.
300
00:21:30,022 --> 00:21:32,354
(music plays)
301
00:21:32,424 --> 00:21:34,415
Yeah, yeah.
302
00:21:46,405 --> 00:21:48,532
Yeah. Watch out. Faster.
303
00:21:58,216 --> 00:22:00,207
Yeah! Come on!
304
00:22:16,635 --> 00:22:18,068
Perfect.
305
00:22:19,104 --> 00:22:23,063
So shiny you can see yourself in it.
Take a look, Al.
306
00:22:24,643 --> 00:22:26,304
Whoa!
307
00:22:28,914 --> 00:22:31,246
What kind of wax
did you use on that?
308
00:22:31,316 --> 00:22:33,341
Wash-and-werewolf.
309
00:22:34,653 --> 00:22:36,450
Werewolf?
310
00:22:37,222 --> 00:22:39,383
There wolf.
311
00:22:52,070 --> 00:22:54,231
(howls)
312
00:22:55,305 --> 00:23:01,356
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