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"Jowl ready 4 this?!"
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Welcome to volume four of
"Jowl ready 4 this?!" [laughs]
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Let's start off with a brief
exercise of the right jaw.
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Fellas. Fellas. Fellas.
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[both repeating "fellas"]
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??
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Doc, you down here?
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I got to take off early today.
I've got to ...
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[shushes]
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- Great job. Now remember to hydrate.
- Maybe he's too happy.
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We need to lower
his expectations.
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Doc, is this even legal?
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Everything in the name
of science is legal 88.
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- No, it's not.
- Take this.
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[beep]
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88, can you hand me
my anus cream, please?
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[repeating "phantom" and "fellas"]
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Arctic brand.
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That's the money.
Thanks, buddy.
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[squelch]
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[beep]
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Hi, boys. Hi, boys.
Hi, boys.
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??
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Oh, gents, how's the machine
coming along?
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[coughs]
Needs more magnets.
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This could be our victory
at the next invention convention
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- Oh, at least fifth place.
- Controlling the weather?
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Governments would buy it up
in a snap.
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Alright, calibrating
timing device. Hmm.
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Alright, give it a try.
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[crank whines, engine revs,
electricity crackles]
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- Oh!
- Darn it.
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We need this to work yesterday.
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Is the waiting room this way?
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Yeah, sorry.
Be right with you.
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Give it a whirl.
Calibrating timing device.
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[beeping]
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[crank whines, engine revs,
electricity crackles]
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- Oh!
- Darn it.
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We need this thing
to work yesterday.
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Is the waiting room this way?
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Yeah, sorry.
Be right with you.
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??
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- Impossible.
- Did we just...
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- Create a...
- Together: Time loop?
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Of course! Time and weather
are completely related.
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- Everyone knows that.
- Science will never be the same!
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We're going to be rich!
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- Money! Money!
- Money!
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[all shouting indistinctly]
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[high-pitched laugh]
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??
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Dream Corp LLC.
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Say "cheetos."
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Dr. Roberts: Could you imagine
the money from time travel?
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Could've been cool.
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Well, today is more special
than time travel.
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- What's today?
- Today, we get to explore
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the duality of the universe.
Twins!
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Identical twins ...
not uncommon in my genius.
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Welcome.
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Mm.
I'm Dr. Roberts.
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Thank you for choosing
Dream Corp LLC.
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Thank you for seeing us doctor,
I'm Peg, and this is Meg.
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[stutters] Peg leg,
we don't like to use names.
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We like to stick to the numbers.
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It helps me to focus
on the science
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as much as sleep at night.
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[clears throat]
You don't sleep at night.
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Where is Margot Daly?
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She's supposed to prep
the patients for procedure.
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Uh, Margot Daly quit
after we killed patient 88.
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Oh. That's right.
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Well, death is not for everyone.
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- A patient died here?
- Briefly.
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Where did you take me, Peg?!
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No names. Let's take
a deep breath together.
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[inhales deeply]
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[all sigh deeply]
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Please, tell me the nature
of why you're both here.
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Together: Identity...
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Lack of.
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[both scream]
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??
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Ahh.
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[grunts]
Milky.
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??
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Air-traffic control,
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this is the Rand Man requesting
permission to par-tay!
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[laughs]
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What in the actual hell?
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- Who are these assholes?
- Patients, Randy.
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Don't tell me to be patient!
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You said no one else
was on the books today!
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Not one... two.
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A gift, really.
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Do you know
how many mail packets
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I had to use to get
the devil that creamy?!
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I'm sorry.
Ahmed could you put some
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mayonnaise on the shopping list?
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It's not about the mayonnaise!!
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Uh, make sure you don't get
the kind with vegetable oil ...
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Coats my throat.
How could you forget, Doc?!
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Randy, I really have no idea
what you're talking about,
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- and we have work to do.
- I am not working today!
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- T.E.R.R.Y.!
- Yeah?
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Come on! Let's go
to our room and chill!
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T.E.R.R.Y.!
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Sorry, Randy, I-I've got
a lot of work to do.
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- Aah!
- Oi! That's ...
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[shouting]
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My beakers.
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- So angry!
- T.E.R.R.Y.: Oh.
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- 88 ... you, me, chill!
- Yeah, sorry, Randy.
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I-I got to clean up
all this glass now.
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Maybe later.
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- But probably not.
- [bleep] you guys.
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Should we
maybe tell him or...?
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No. No. The sadder he gets,
the happier he'll be.
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But he just seems
to be getting angry.
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T.E.R.R.Y., tend
to the weather machine.
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Ahmed, to
the monozygotic hall.
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- To the monozygotic hall.
- It's, uh, this way.
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T.E.R.R.Y.
T.E.R....
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[glass crunching] Oh, sorry, mate.
My bad.
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??
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Welcome.
The monos, I got to call.
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Twins, as you know, are capable
of telepathic thought.
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With this device,
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we will actually be able
to hear your thoughts
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so that you can
communicate your feelings
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without ever having to open up
your mouth to speak.
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It's less awkward.
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[beep, sobbin]
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- 88: What is that noise?
- Randy's crying on the intercom again.
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Oh, Doc,
here's your branzino.
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Oh. Can you go see
what the problem is?
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I've actually got to leave
early tonight. I have a date.
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88... we're a man down.
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If you hadn't have died,
Margot Daly wouldn't have quit.
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You're here
until I cure these twins,
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and it's not going to happen
if Randy keeps interrupting us.
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So, on the hop.
Thank you.
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[scoffs]
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Let's see how this works,
shall we?
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You should be hearing each
other's thoughts any moment now.
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- Is yours warm?
- Y-yeah, mine's very hot.
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Well, I think that means
it's working. Ahmed?
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Oh. Uh...
I don't know.
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Sadly, our research shows
that the twins
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are not telepathic
as previously believed.
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Well, all is not lost.
On to the next study ... guilt.
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[sobbing]
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Hey, Randy.
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- [sobbing] Hey, 88.
- You okay, bud?
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Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine.
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Great. See you later.
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[continues sobbing]
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Randy, what's going on?
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Everyone forgot
that it's randay.
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- What's randay?
- Come on, 88. Randay?
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The annual celebration
of the last time
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I was ever outside.
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Why would you even want
to celebrate that?
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Well, that's the day
I met all my new friends.
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- Cool.
- But now all those so-called friends
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completely forgot
that it's randay,
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including my best friend
in the whole wide building,
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- T.E.R.R.Y.
- Sorry.
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You don't have to be sorry.
You remembered.
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Um, well, technically, I didn't
even really know about it.
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Well, you're here now.
It's your first randay.
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We should celebrate.
This is perfect.
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[laughing]
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T.E.R.R.Y.: Okay, so, if I just
attach the A.C. to the lawnmower
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and add pro freeze
and do a little math,
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it should work!
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Now, if I can just find
the other schematics
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on this microfiche...
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microfiche ...
what is a microfiche?
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It sounds French.
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??
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- I am being such a dumple head.
- Yeah.
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Here, I have a perfectly nice
gentleman collar,
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and I didn't even
offer you any snacks.
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Oh, I don't need a snack.
I'm good.
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Yeah, you do. Look how thin
you are, dumple boy.
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??
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- Ooh!
- Uh, hey, Randy,
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what was this room used
for before you moved in?
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Hell if I know.
The place has tons
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of refrigerators, though.
[cellphone chimes]
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Okay, what
have we got here?
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We have some scrambies,
some sunboys,
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some shell-less
at the end there.
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- "Wallet!" [voil�]
- Oh, I, uh ... I don't have time to eat.
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Hey, I know.
Let's split a quail pail.
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??
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[crunching]
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??
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The womb ... where
the first memories were formed
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and the strongest bonds
were born.
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Hmm.
It has a ring to it.
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What a gift it must be to share
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the sacred sack with another.
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Hey-ohh!
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Oh, T.E.R.R.Y.,
how's the machine coming along?
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Doctor, we are edging
ever closer to a breakthrough,
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I'm just looking for
some more pro freeze.
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Uh, quick question ...
can they breathe in there?
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Hmm?
Oh, Ahmed!
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??
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[both coughing]
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It's twin girls!
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They're beautiful!
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- [squelch]
- There you go!
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Let me introduce you
to my furry menagerie, sir.
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Over here, we have
Lord Bumpkinrun...
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Stephanie...
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Kim...
Colby.
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[funny voice] Lick my butt, 88.
[laughs]
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[normal voice]
Can you imagine doing that?
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[chuckles] No.
[cellphone chimes]
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Oh, over here...
[chuckles]
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this little guy,
a furry little feller,
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- if I do say so myself.
- Yeah.
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This is Foxy Frank.
He used to be, uh, alive.
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I took up taxidermy
after my divorce.
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I feel like I kind of
mastered it with Frank,
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- so I-I stopped doing it.
- Yeah totally.
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Well, Randy,
if you are feeling better,
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I actually kind of have to
take off early today,
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- so I might just run.
- Okay. Yeah...
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can't keep the Rand Man
down. I-I'm good.
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Yeah?
What are these Randy?
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Molars.
I-I made this as a souvenir.
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This commemorates the last
time I ever saw the snow ...
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April of '97.
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- You've lived down here since '97?
- Yeah.
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[cellphone chimes]
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Uh, you know, I could...
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stay for another
five minutes.
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- Really?
- Tops, five minutes.
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Oh, that's just enough time
to do my favorite thing.
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- What's your favorite thing?
- Give physicals.
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What's your second
favorite thing?
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Get physicals.
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Third?
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??
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00:11:19,135 --> 00:11:25,085
??
251
00:11:27,110 --> 00:11:31,450
Is the pressure okay?
252
00:11:31,520 --> 00:11:34,050
Yeah, actually.
253
00:11:34,120 --> 00:11:38,260
??
254
00:11:38,320 --> 00:11:41,190
This is going to take
longer than five minutes.
255
00:11:41,260 --> 00:11:43,730
That's fine.
256
00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:47,600
[sighs]
257
00:11:47,670 --> 00:11:53,620
??
258
00:11:57,010 --> 00:12:00,410
[conversing in French] _
259
00:12:34,310 --> 00:12:40,260
Twins are known for developing
a nonsensical secret language.
260
00:12:40,790 --> 00:12:42,190
88: Why do you have this thing?
261
00:12:42,225 --> 00:12:44,450
Oh, my "just buddies brand
build a buddy Davey doll"
262
00:12:44,520 --> 00:12:46,520
- from justbuddies.net.
- Yeah.
263
00:12:46,590 --> 00:12:48,260
I like to talk to him
when T.E.R.R.Y.'s charging.
264
00:12:48,330 --> 00:12:51,390
And you honestly don't think
it looks like me?
265
00:12:51,460 --> 00:12:54,730
Whaaat?!
Are you nuts?
266
00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:55,799
[chuckles]
267
00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:57,139
The mouth is
a little worn, though ...
268
00:12:57,140 --> 00:12:59,140
Hungry Henry.
[chuckles]
269
00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:02,470
- It just seems...
- What?
270
00:13:02,540 --> 00:13:04,140
- Weird.
- Weird?
271
00:13:04,210 --> 00:13:05,610
Don't you ever get lonely?
272
00:13:05,610 --> 00:13:07,740
No I get ... I get lonely.
[clears throat]
273
00:13:07,810 --> 00:13:10,210
But I finally have
a date tonight.
274
00:13:10,220 --> 00:13:11,479
- What?
- Yeah.
275
00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:12,819
You've been
holding out on me!
276
00:13:12,820 --> 00:13:15,550
- Yeah, sorry.
- Slink me the deets, Sandra Dee.
277
00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:17,984
- It's not a big deal.
- I'd say it is.
278
00:13:18,019 --> 00:13:20,560
It's actually with
my ex-girlfriend, Denise.
279
00:13:20,630 --> 00:13:22,830
Oh, sure. Denise, yeah.
Sounds romantic.
280
00:13:22,900 --> 00:13:24,830
Well, it's more of a friend date.
281
00:13:24,900 --> 00:13:26,830
She doesn't really like me
like that,
282
00:13:26,900 --> 00:13:30,243
or she says, you know, but ...
283
00:13:30,278 --> 00:13:32,100
she left her jacket
at my house.
284
00:13:32,170 --> 00:13:33,509
So, you're going to piss on it?
285
00:13:33,510 --> 00:13:36,040
No, I'm just going
to give it back to her.
286
00:13:36,075 --> 00:13:39,709
I'm really hoping to turn it
into a, you know, real date.
287
00:13:39,710 --> 00:13:41,710
Why would you want
to be with someone
288
00:13:41,780 --> 00:13:43,380
who doesn't want
to be with you?
289
00:13:43,450 --> 00:13:46,580
- Well ...
- It just sounds complicated,
290
00:13:46,650 --> 00:13:49,650
I mean that's why
I am strictly friends only.
291
00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:51,120
[cellphone chimes]
[gasps] Is that her?
292
00:13:51,190 --> 00:13:52,660
Yeah.
293
00:13:52,695 --> 00:13:54,390
We got to get you
dolled up for your big date.
294
00:13:54,460 --> 00:13:56,730
I haven't done a human
makeover in forever.
295
00:13:56,800 --> 00:14:02,750
??
296
00:14:03,305 --> 00:14:06,140
88: Ow. Ow.
[grunts]
297
00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:08,340
??
298
00:14:08,410 --> 00:14:10,340
Need me to rub
those temples, Shirley?
299
00:14:10,410 --> 00:14:12,610
- No, I'm good.
- Okay.
300
00:14:12,680 --> 00:14:15,480
Denise is going to love this.
301
00:14:15,550 --> 00:14:17,680
- I don't know.
- No, she really ...
302
00:14:17,715 --> 00:14:19,820
[computer chimes]
A karate lesson.
303
00:14:19,880 --> 00:14:21,880
[chuckles]
Hello, Randy-san.
304
00:14:21,890 --> 00:14:24,620
Hello, Master Reggie.
Back so soon?
305
00:14:24,690 --> 00:14:27,490
Ah, I see Davey doll
is training with us today.
306
00:14:27,525 --> 00:14:30,830
Oh, no. No. No, this
is my human pal friend, 88.
307
00:14:30,900 --> 00:14:32,900
- Hi.
- Oh, wow, konichiwa.
308
00:14:32,970 --> 00:14:34,970
Master Reggie, how many times
do I have to tell you ...
309
00:14:35,030 --> 00:14:37,570
You need to get a new
light bulb. I can never see you.
310
00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:40,240
I am just forgetful.
Please begin.
311
00:14:40,310 --> 00:14:41,770
I have many lessons today.
312
00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:43,840
Yes.
He's very sought after.
313
00:14:43,910 --> 00:14:45,510
A lot of people want
to train with him,
314
00:14:45,580 --> 00:14:47,380
I'm very lucky
to get to do this.
315
00:14:47,450 --> 00:14:49,580
Yes, very good.
316
00:14:49,650 --> 00:14:52,580
Wait, Randy,
what are you doing?
317
00:14:52,650 --> 00:14:56,050
Master Reggie insists
that I train in the nude.
318
00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:59,920
Randy, I think this man
is taking advantage of you.
319
00:14:59,955 --> 00:15:02,190
- [chuckles] Taking advantage?
- Yeah.
320
00:15:02,260 --> 00:15:03,790
He pays me, you knuckle head.
321
00:15:03,860 --> 00:15:06,460
Now, either start chopping
or take a seat.
322
00:15:06,530 --> 00:15:09,670
- It's karate time!
- Sorry.
323
00:15:09,730 --> 00:15:12,600
- Sorry, Master Reggie.
- That's quite alright.
324
00:15:15,140 --> 00:15:16,810
Very good, Randy-san.
325
00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:19,810
I just don't think
that's karate, Randy.
326
00:15:19,880 --> 00:15:24,080
Electricity engaged,
water power on, timer set.
327
00:15:24,150 --> 00:15:26,620
Invention convention, here we come.
328
00:15:26,690 --> 00:15:30,350
I am the butterfly effect!
329
00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:36,310
??
330
00:15:37,160 --> 00:15:40,300
Oh yes! Yes!
331
00:15:40,370 --> 00:15:43,500
Oh, yeah, that's so hot.
332
00:15:43,570 --> 00:15:46,370
??
333
00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:47,840
I did it.
I did it!
334
00:15:47,910 --> 00:15:52,840
Dr. Roberts!
Dr. Roberts!
335
00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:55,310
Oh, Jesus Christ!
336
00:15:55,380 --> 00:15:57,980
??
337
00:15:58,050 --> 00:16:01,620
96, 69, choose a mask, any mask.
338
00:16:01,621 --> 00:16:04,751
There's no wrong decision.
339
00:16:04,786 --> 00:16:06,590
??
340
00:16:06,625 --> 00:16:09,590
[gasps] Oh, no.
[chuckles] Not that one.
341
00:16:09,625 --> 00:16:11,530
I'm sorry. That's mine.
[chuckles]
342
00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:14,400
It shouldn't be there.
So, any other mask.
343
00:16:16,470 --> 00:16:18,470
Dr. Roberts!
Dr Roberts, it works!
344
00:16:18,540 --> 00:16:19,940
[clears throat] I'm not going
to let it go to my head,
345
00:16:19,940 --> 00:16:22,610
but we are now gods
who can control the weather.
346
00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:25,140
Fantastic!
Ooh, Ahmed,
347
00:16:25,210 --> 00:16:27,703
bring them down to the lab,
alright, come on!
348
00:16:27,738 --> 00:16:29,610
Pick a mask!
Doesn't matter which one!
349
00:16:29,645 --> 00:16:32,080
Randy is gonna freak.
[cellphone chiming]
350
00:16:32,150 --> 00:16:34,480
Good, Randy.
Yes. Kiai!
351
00:16:34,550 --> 00:16:36,820
Kiai!
Yes, Randy-san.
352
00:16:36,855 --> 00:16:39,420
Who keeps texting you
like that?
353
00:16:39,455 --> 00:16:40,855
- Yes, Randy! Yes!
- Denise.
354
00:16:40,890 --> 00:16:43,760
Ugh, god. Tell her to take
a chill pill. [chuckles]
355
00:16:43,830 --> 00:16:46,030
Yeah, I got to go, Randy.
She's mad.
356
00:16:46,065 --> 00:16:50,900
Mad? How can she be mad at you?
You've been at work all day.
357
00:16:50,970 --> 00:16:52,370
Yeah.
358
00:16:52,370 --> 00:16:54,240
Hold on a second.
Hey, Master Reggie?
359
00:16:54,310 --> 00:16:56,783
- Yes.
- My quads are sore A.F.,
360
00:16:56,818 --> 00:16:58,840
and I want to say goodbye
to my best friend, 88.
361
00:16:58,875 --> 00:17:00,179
- Okay.
- So, thank you so much
362
00:17:00,180 --> 00:17:02,580
for the coins,
and I'll see you next time.
363
00:17:02,650 --> 00:17:05,980
The pleasure was mine...
many times.
364
00:17:06,050 --> 00:17:09,250
And goodbye to you,
young 88,
365
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:11,850
hey, listen, man ...
just live your life, okay?
366
00:17:11,860 --> 00:17:13,260
I mean, you're asking her
to be the bigger person,
367
00:17:13,330 --> 00:17:15,660
and I get that, but, you
know, the hard truth is
368
00:17:15,730 --> 00:17:18,130
maybe she's not.
369
00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:19,529
You're better than Denise.
370
00:17:19,530 --> 00:17:21,400
Thanks, Master Reggie.
371
00:17:21,470 --> 00:17:23,200
Randy: And I can't wait to try out
some of those carrot recipes.
372
00:17:23,270 --> 00:17:24,870
Alright, take care.
[computer chimes]
373
00:17:24,940 --> 00:17:28,870
88, thank you so much
for spending randay with me,
374
00:17:28,905 --> 00:17:32,740
you made it, easily,
the six to eighth best randay
375
00:17:32,810 --> 00:17:35,350
- I've ever had.
- Thanks, Randy.
376
00:17:35,410 --> 00:17:37,080
Honestly, today ...
377
00:17:37,115 --> 00:17:39,880
T.E.R.R.Y.:
88, are you there over?
378
00:17:39,915 --> 00:17:43,090
Yeah, T.E.R.R.Y.
I was just leaving. What's up?
379
00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:46,220
- Say over.
- Over.
380
00:17:46,290 --> 00:17:48,630
Are you with Randy?
'Cause there's a fuse out
381
00:17:48,690 --> 00:17:51,490
in the dream chamber.
Over.
382
00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:53,030
Are you kidding me?!
383
00:17:53,100 --> 00:17:55,970
Now you want Randy?
Well, guess what? Too bad!
384
00:17:56,030 --> 00:17:58,770
I'm hanging out with
my new best friend, 88!
385
00:17:58,840 --> 00:18:00,039
Over!
386
00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:01,405
88's not your friend.
387
00:18:01,406 --> 00:18:05,710
He only hung out with you
so he could leave early, over.
388
00:18:05,780 --> 00:18:07,180
Is that true, 88?
389
00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:11,110
You're only hanging out with
me so you can leave early?
390
00:18:11,180 --> 00:18:15,650
Randy...
it was at first.
391
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:18,250
But then you started
enjoying yourself
392
00:18:18,320 --> 00:18:21,190
and realized we have
an everlasting friend bond?
393
00:18:21,260 --> 00:18:23,790
No.
394
00:18:23,860 --> 00:18:25,460
- I hate you!
- Randy.
395
00:18:25,530 --> 00:18:27,050
- No!
- Randy.
396
00:18:27,085 --> 00:18:29,800
Come on, Davey!
We're going to go chill out.
397
00:18:29,870 --> 00:18:32,670
I'm so mad, I could
cut off my other hand!
398
00:18:32,740 --> 00:18:34,670
Can you help with the bottom?
399
00:18:34,740 --> 00:18:36,410
Thank you. Thank you.
400
00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:38,340
Asshole!
401
00:18:38,410 --> 00:18:40,810
Places, everyone. Places.
He's on his way up.
402
00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:42,680
Randy: You only call me
when you need me!
403
00:18:42,750 --> 00:18:44,150
I'll fix your fuse T.E.R.R.Y.!
404
00:18:44,220 --> 00:18:47,950
[laughs]
He sounds so pissed off.
405
00:18:47,985 --> 00:18:50,490
[muttering] Having to do
all this stupid crap,
406
00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:53,420
wheeling him around forever.
407
00:18:53,490 --> 00:18:55,430
Oh, he's so stupid!
408
00:18:55,490 --> 00:18:56,829
Which fuse is it?
409
00:18:56,830 --> 00:19:02,570
Together: Happy randay!
410
00:19:02,605 --> 00:19:04,840
You remembered!
411
00:19:04,900 --> 00:19:07,500
[laughs]
??
412
00:19:07,570 --> 00:19:10,440
Sun boys!
[laughs]
413
00:19:10,510 --> 00:19:12,580
Shell less!
It's all here!
414
00:19:12,650 --> 00:19:15,380
It's all here!
[laughs]
415
00:19:15,415 --> 00:19:18,320
Tricky Ricky!
[laughs]
416
00:19:18,380 --> 00:19:20,720
- Happy randay.
- Thank you.
417
00:19:20,790 --> 00:19:22,920
Oh, careful. Don't get any
on the costume. It's rented.
418
00:19:22,990 --> 00:19:24,920
[gasps] T.E.R.R.Y.!
419
00:19:24,990 --> 00:19:26,224
Happy randay!
420
00:19:26,225 --> 00:19:27,660
Why didn't you say something?
421
00:19:27,730 --> 00:19:29,260
I was so upset with everyone.
422
00:19:29,330 --> 00:19:32,330
You were so mad, smashing
glasses and everything!
423
00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:34,400
I've been planning
this for months
424
00:19:34,470 --> 00:19:36,930
'cause you're my best friend!
425
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:40,600
[chuckles] I love you, T.E.R.R.Y.
Thank you.
426
00:19:40,670 --> 00:19:42,870
Real-life dumple boys!
427
00:19:42,940 --> 00:19:45,810
[laughs]
They're so tall!
428
00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:51,491
And guess what ...
we got you a cake!
429
00:19:51,550 --> 00:19:53,880
We got you a cake!
430
00:19:53,950 --> 00:19:56,420
Yeah. Yeah, you said that.
431
00:19:56,455 --> 00:19:58,020
What?
432
00:19:58,090 --> 00:19:59,560
[gasps]
433
00:19:59,620 --> 00:20:02,560
Wow!
She's exhausted!
434
00:20:02,630 --> 00:20:04,700
Ahmed, you better take
this dental hygienist
435
00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:07,630
back to the kitchen.
436
00:20:07,700 --> 00:20:11,500
[inhales deeply]
Pbhhht!!
437
00:20:11,570 --> 00:20:15,040
[inhales deeply]
Pbhhht!!
438
00:20:15,075 --> 00:20:19,640
Meg... if you want to get
your own place, you should.
439
00:20:19,675 --> 00:20:24,250
No matter how far away we are,
you'll always be my sister.
440
00:20:24,285 --> 00:20:27,450
[inhales deeply]
Pbhhht!!
441
00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:29,250
Where am I?
442
00:20:29,285 --> 00:20:32,060
[muffled party music playing]
443
00:20:32,120 --> 00:20:35,660
[cellphone chimes, beeps]
444
00:20:35,695 --> 00:20:37,730
[party music playing clearly]
445
00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:40,660
? It's your party ?
446
00:20:40,670 --> 00:20:42,130
No. No. No. No.
447
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:44,940
? it's your moment,
you have arrived ?
448
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,200
? it's your party,
have fun, baby ?
449
00:20:47,270 --> 00:20:50,670
88! You made it.
I knew you would.
450
00:20:50,740 --> 00:20:52,740
I didn't have
much choice, Randy.
451
00:20:52,810 --> 00:20:55,550
Because we're friends?
452
00:20:55,610 --> 00:20:58,950
Yeah. Yeah.
Happy randay.
453
00:20:59,020 --> 00:21:01,950
Oh, happy randay to you,
my friend!
454
00:21:02,020 --> 00:21:04,690
I guess I can stay
five more minutes.
455
00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:06,560
- Really?
- Tops.
456
00:21:06,630 --> 00:21:09,690
[laughs]
457
00:21:09,725 --> 00:21:15,675
??
458
00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:21,700
"Wallet!"
459
00:21:21,770 --> 00:21:25,110
[cellphone chimes]
460
00:21:25,180 --> 00:21:28,180
You should invite
Denise to randay.
461
00:21:28,250 --> 00:21:30,580
??
462
00:21:30,650 --> 00:21:31,919
No.
463
00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:37,870
??
464
00:21:38,060 --> 00:21:40,060
Dr. Roberts:
All hail the king of crowns.
465
00:21:40,130 --> 00:21:43,930
Randy, we have
another surprise for you.
466
00:21:43,965 --> 00:21:46,600
What is that?!
It's so ugly!
467
00:21:46,670 --> 00:21:48,800
I spent all day making that.
468
00:21:48,870 --> 00:21:52,800
??
469
00:21:52,870 --> 00:21:55,470
[gasps]
[laughter]
470
00:21:55,540 --> 00:21:57,870
??
471
00:21:57,940 --> 00:22:01,506
It's a snow machine!
[laughs]
472
00:22:01,810 --> 00:22:04,480
[Chris Garneau's
"Winter song 2" playing]
473
00:22:04,550 --> 00:22:09,090
? To the road, to the snow,
to the parking lot ?
474
00:22:09,150 --> 00:22:13,160
? each day,
this break I ate alone ?
475
00:22:13,195 --> 00:22:18,030
? in the last trace
of my frozen love ?
476
00:22:18,100 --> 00:22:22,300
? if spring
would come again and ?
477
00:22:22,370 --> 00:22:26,300
? me in the light
that the door let through ?
478
00:22:26,370 --> 00:22:30,440
? with a blanket on the window
and the tv on, too ?
479
00:22:30,510 --> 00:22:35,110
? all the pictures are sleeping
and the fern is weeping ?
480
00:22:35,180 --> 00:22:39,780
? I'll be in the snow
when the sun comes home ?
481
00:22:39,850 --> 00:22:45,800
??
482
00:22:54,670 --> 00:22:56,827
[slo-mo] Hey-ohh!
483
00:22:56,862 --> 00:23:02,550
??
484
00:23:04,140 --> 00:23:07,080
Ahmed: Is that guy dead?
485
00:23:07,150 --> 00:23:12,820
??
486
00:23:12,855 --> 00:23:18,360
??
487
00:23:18,420 --> 00:23:21,490
[slo-mo]
I can't feel my legs!
488
00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:27,430
??
489
00:23:27,465 --> 00:23:33,000
??
490
00:23:33,477 --> 00:23:37,002
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