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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:48,876 --> 00:02:49,677 Yes! 2 00:03:34,350 --> 00:03:36,142 ADVENT CALENDARS 0,99 € 3 00:04:19,432 --> 00:04:22,936 Your sister's calendar wasn't enough for you? 4 00:04:24,605 --> 00:04:26,640 I guess you'll never be satisfied. 5 00:04:29,610 --> 00:04:30,476 Eat me! 6 00:04:36,850 --> 00:04:40,587 Calendarum Maleficarum! 7 00:04:41,889 --> 00:04:44,825 Calendarum Maleficarum! 8 00:04:45,826 --> 00:04:49,428 Calendarum Maleficarum. 9 00:04:50,697 --> 00:04:53,734 Calendarum Maleficarum... 10 00:05:19,593 --> 00:05:21,061 Where... where am I? 11 00:05:22,763 --> 00:05:23,664 Hello?? 12 00:05:59,566 --> 00:06:00,801 Help needy children! 13 00:06:02,002 --> 00:06:03,604 Help... help needy children? 14 00:06:04,771 --> 00:06:06,372 Thank you so much, have a happy holiday. 15 00:06:07,074 --> 00:06:08,809 Hey, um... help a child in need this year? 16 00:06:08,842 --> 00:06:09,943 Have a great Christmas. 17 00:06:09,977 --> 00:06:11,545 - You know, your money could... - Not today, thank you. 18 00:06:27,561 --> 00:06:29,162 - Thank you, Merry Christmas. - Happy Holidays. 19 00:06:29,196 --> 00:06:30,396 Merry Christmas. 20 00:06:34,301 --> 00:06:36,069 - Oh, finally. - Hey! 21 00:06:36,103 --> 00:06:38,038 Uh... okay. How can I help you? 22 00:06:38,071 --> 00:06:39,206 I need to make a return. 23 00:06:39,239 --> 00:06:41,909 Is there something wrong with it? Is the product faulty, 24 00:06:41,942 --> 00:06:44,778 defective or unsatisfactory in some way? 25 00:06:44,811 --> 00:06:46,713 No, but in the time since I bought it 26 00:06:46,747 --> 00:06:48,849 something newer and better came out that my son wants more. 27 00:06:48,882 --> 00:06:50,918 And, well, Blaine deserves the best. 28 00:06:50,951 --> 00:06:51,952 Well, if Blaine deserves it... 29 00:06:51,985 --> 00:06:53,520 It's Christmas after all. 30 00:06:55,222 --> 00:06:56,089 Do you have the receipt? 31 00:06:56,623 --> 00:06:57,791 - Of course. - Okay. 32 00:07:01,695 --> 00:07:02,729 It's here somewhere. 33 00:07:04,598 --> 00:07:05,198 Ma'am... 34 00:07:06,033 --> 00:07:08,802 You know... I can't seem to find it. 35 00:07:08,835 --> 00:07:10,671 But it's still in the box, so you can take it back. 36 00:07:10,704 --> 00:07:12,940 I'm afraid not, I need the receipt. 37 00:07:14,675 --> 00:07:16,743 Come on. It's Christmas. 38 00:07:17,110 --> 00:07:18,045 It's store policy. 39 00:07:18,612 --> 00:07:19,713 I shop here all the time. 40 00:07:19,913 --> 00:07:21,181 I am a good customer. 41 00:07:21,214 --> 00:07:23,216 Well, a lot of people shop here all the time. 42 00:07:23,250 --> 00:07:26,086 But I'm afraid rules are rules, ma'am. You need the receipt. 43 00:07:26,119 --> 00:07:26,987 That's absurd. 44 00:07:27,020 --> 00:07:27,988 There are other people waiting, ma'am. 45 00:07:28,021 --> 00:07:30,524 If you find the receipt later, you can always... 46 00:07:30,557 --> 00:07:31,425 You know, I'm sorry. 47 00:07:31,457 --> 00:07:33,093 I don't have time to come back later. 48 00:07:33,126 --> 00:07:34,795 This is crazy. 49 00:07:36,063 --> 00:07:37,496 You know? You should just take it. 50 00:07:37,831 --> 00:07:38,799 No! 51 00:07:38,832 --> 00:07:40,499 You know, you would ruin a little boy's Christmas 52 00:07:40,534 --> 00:07:41,201 by not helping me. 53 00:07:41,234 --> 00:07:42,169 I don't know how I'd do that. 54 00:07:42,202 --> 00:07:43,337 He's got a perfectly good toy right here. 55 00:07:43,370 --> 00:07:46,873 But it's not what he wants. Which is not what I want. 56 00:07:46,907 --> 00:07:48,909 And the customer is always right! 57 00:07:48,942 --> 00:07:51,211 Sure. If they have the receipt. 58 00:07:51,845 --> 00:07:54,014 Now, ma'am, if you don't have what's required 59 00:07:54,047 --> 00:07:55,115 to make the return... 60 00:07:57,050 --> 00:07:57,851 Next. 61 00:07:59,219 --> 00:08:00,187 Fuck you. 62 00:08:04,157 --> 00:08:05,192 Happy Holidays, ma'am. 63 00:08:06,293 --> 00:08:08,862 Thank you so much for shopping at Keller's. Yeah. 64 00:08:21,608 --> 00:08:22,442 I didn't think so either. 65 00:08:22,476 --> 00:08:24,111 - No, really... - And my aunt called... 66 00:08:24,144 --> 00:08:24,745 Hey! 67 00:08:40,994 --> 00:08:42,996 - Did you just hit me with that? - Really? 68 00:08:43,864 --> 00:08:45,866 You hit a woman. He hit a woman! 69 00:08:46,700 --> 00:08:49,836 Well, haven't you heard? Gender is over! 70 00:08:50,203 --> 00:08:52,606 Ow! 71 00:09:23,203 --> 00:09:24,071 Bitch! 72 00:09:35,182 --> 00:09:37,684 You entitled suburban piece of shit! 73 00:09:37,717 --> 00:09:39,086 Retail reject! 74 00:09:54,101 --> 00:09:56,069 Yeah, I don't think so... 75 00:09:57,104 --> 00:09:59,773 You ruined Christmas! 76 00:10:02,008 --> 00:10:02,976 You're welcome. 77 00:10:19,059 --> 00:10:20,727 Now can you make the return? 78 00:10:25,765 --> 00:10:27,167 I'll see what I can do. 79 00:10:56,096 --> 00:10:56,997 Dear Comrade. 80 00:10:58,365 --> 00:11:01,201 In three weeks there will be the greatest celebration 81 00:11:01,735 --> 00:11:04,104 of loyalty, fertility and youth 82 00:11:04,738 --> 00:11:06,206 December 24th. 83 00:11:06,873 --> 00:11:11,278 The birthday of revolutionary immortal Kim Jong-Suk. 84 00:11:12,279 --> 00:11:15,815 Rise and embrace the power of Juche. 85 00:11:16,483 --> 00:11:20,820 Your fight is the fight for resources of Proxima Centaury. 86 00:11:21,154 --> 00:11:23,957 We will leave this planet with what we need, 87 00:11:24,157 --> 00:11:27,360 and we shall leave our bodies to soil the land, 88 00:11:27,961 --> 00:11:30,030 so it produces further fruit. 89 00:11:33,568 --> 00:11:34,868 The transfer tubes are working 90 00:11:34,901 --> 00:11:36,236 with full propulsion. 91 00:11:37,470 --> 00:11:40,840 The resources is being extracted in full effect. 92 00:11:50,317 --> 00:11:53,320 It is mating season for the planet's biosphere. 93 00:11:53,521 --> 00:11:56,323 Seeds are being sent into atmosphere. 94 00:11:57,257 --> 00:11:58,124 Beware! 95 00:11:59,159 --> 00:12:01,861 The seed concentration is critical. 96 00:12:02,862 --> 00:12:05,332 Beware! Seed entry is imminent. 97 00:12:05,533 --> 00:12:07,500 Shut down all the pores. 98 00:12:09,436 --> 00:12:13,073 Pipe 12-44 refuses to shut. 99 00:12:13,106 --> 00:12:14,908 Manual action required. 100 00:13:04,824 --> 00:13:05,925 System report: 101 00:13:06,527 --> 00:13:07,861 A minor glitch detected. 102 00:13:08,261 --> 00:13:10,297 Glitch source is unknown. 103 00:13:11,398 --> 00:13:12,966 All pores are sealed. 104 00:13:13,534 --> 00:13:15,101 All pores are sealed. 105 00:13:23,176 --> 00:13:25,546 Welcome to the Center for Decontamination. 106 00:13:25,979 --> 00:13:27,380 Initiate cleanse. 107 00:13:41,928 --> 00:13:43,531 All pores are open! 108 00:13:44,130 --> 00:13:46,032 Unauthorized override. 109 00:13:48,234 --> 00:13:49,903 All pores are open! 110 00:13:50,370 --> 00:13:52,305 Unauthorized override. 111 00:13:54,474 --> 00:13:56,242 All pores are open. 112 00:13:56,544 --> 00:13:58,512 Unauthorized override. 113 00:14:07,954 --> 00:14:10,023 Contamination detected! 114 00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:13,561 Contamination detected! 115 00:14:23,069 --> 00:14:27,374 Mission abort! Lost connection to the tube installation. 116 00:14:28,441 --> 00:14:32,613 Mission abort! Lost connection to the tube installation. 117 00:14:39,285 --> 00:14:43,356 Mission abort! Lost connection to the tube installation. 118 00:14:44,658 --> 00:14:45,959 Mission abort! 119 00:14:47,093 --> 00:14:48,895 Lost connection to the tube installation. 120 00:14:56,336 --> 00:14:58,471 Contamination is absolute! 121 00:14:59,005 --> 00:15:00,508 Cleanse is futile. 122 00:15:02,175 --> 00:15:04,177 Contamination is absolute. 123 00:15:04,578 --> 00:15:06,346 Cleanse is futile. 124 00:15:13,554 --> 00:15:15,955 Contamination is absolute. 125 00:15:16,322 --> 00:15:17,957 Cleanse is futile. 126 00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:21,629 Contamination is absolute. 127 00:15:22,162 --> 00:15:23,631 Cleanse is futile. 128 00:15:25,398 --> 00:15:27,500 Contamination is absolute. 129 00:15:28,168 --> 00:15:29,537 Cleanse is futile. 130 00:15:31,104 --> 00:15:33,741 Glory to the heroic space travelers 131 00:15:33,774 --> 00:15:37,277 spreading the idea of Juche. 132 00:16:04,805 --> 00:16:06,306 You bastard. 133 00:16:10,376 --> 00:16:13,213 Gentlemen... I believe that covers everything. 134 00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:14,314 One more thing though. 135 00:16:15,215 --> 00:16:16,149 You're Mr. White. 136 00:16:17,317 --> 00:16:18,318 You're Mr. Yellow. 137 00:16:19,352 --> 00:16:20,420 You're Mr. Brown. 138 00:16:21,321 --> 00:16:22,121 You're Mr. Black. 139 00:16:23,223 --> 00:16:25,058 Now hold up, hold up. That's discriminating, man! 140 00:16:25,626 --> 00:16:27,994 Ah, don't give me any shit about racism. 141 00:16:28,328 --> 00:16:30,631 I don't give a fuck about any of your real backgrounds. 142 00:16:30,831 --> 00:16:32,700 What I care about is De Souza's Jewelry 143 00:16:32,733 --> 00:16:33,868 and how much the haul is. 144 00:16:33,901 --> 00:16:37,070 But you can't deny that the choice of names is a bit... 145 00:16:37,103 --> 00:16:37,671 offensive. 146 00:16:38,506 --> 00:16:40,574 I call people by what they look like. 147 00:16:41,809 --> 00:16:44,244 So in that case, I'm Mr. Handsome. 148 00:16:45,144 --> 00:16:46,145 Everybody happy? 149 00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:47,615 Get dressed. 150 00:16:58,491 --> 00:17:01,795 Silent night, holy night 151 00:17:02,295 --> 00:17:06,199 All is calm, all is bright 152 00:17:06,232 --> 00:17:09,603 Round yon Virgin, Mother and Child 153 00:17:10,136 --> 00:17:12,840 Holy infant so tender and mild... 154 00:17:12,873 --> 00:17:14,708 9-1-1. Merry Christmas! 155 00:17:16,409 --> 00:17:17,210 Yeah? 156 00:17:18,779 --> 00:17:20,446 What? De Souza's Jewelry? 157 00:17:21,649 --> 00:17:24,250 Oh, shit. Guys! 158 00:17:50,209 --> 00:17:51,812 9-1-1. Merry Christmas! 159 00:17:54,147 --> 00:17:55,683 This thing itches like crazy. 160 00:17:56,750 --> 00:17:59,319 Why can't we use ski masks, like proper gangsters? 161 00:18:01,689 --> 00:18:02,590 - Huh? - What? 162 00:18:03,222 --> 00:18:04,223 - Da fuck? - What? 163 00:18:05,158 --> 00:18:06,492 This way we blend in. 164 00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:10,263 What the fuck you mean "blend in"? 165 00:18:10,296 --> 00:18:11,765 I don't see no other Santas out here. 166 00:18:12,766 --> 00:18:14,635 Like a motherfuckin' ghost town. 167 00:18:17,605 --> 00:18:18,539 Let's do it! 168 00:18:39,459 --> 00:18:41,762 Ho, ho, go, give us all your dough! 169 00:18:44,565 --> 00:18:45,799 Come on, motherfucker! 170 00:18:46,232 --> 00:18:48,636 Stay calm. Mr. Clerk, what are you doing? 171 00:18:50,904 --> 00:18:51,705 Shit! 172 00:18:52,338 --> 00:18:53,607 San... "Blend in" my ass! 173 00:18:53,641 --> 00:18:55,709 Five fuckin' Santas in a beamer packin' heat. 174 00:18:58,277 --> 00:18:58,746 Fuck! 175 00:19:00,346 --> 00:19:01,582 Man, fuck that shit! 176 00:19:05,753 --> 00:19:08,589 We'll barge in minutes before you close. 177 00:19:09,489 --> 00:19:10,490 All dressed as Santas. 178 00:19:11,391 --> 00:19:12,793 If some citizen is suspicious, 179 00:19:13,661 --> 00:19:15,696 the police are having a Christmas party that night. 180 00:19:16,462 --> 00:19:17,765 They'll all be shitfaced by then. 181 00:19:19,399 --> 00:19:21,267 We split everything 75-25. 182 00:19:21,902 --> 00:19:25,539 And then it's Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night. 183 00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:28,174 So, what do I call you? 184 00:19:31,011 --> 00:19:31,879 Call me Santa. 185 00:20:19,292 --> 00:20:20,794 Merry Christmas, Santa Claus. 186 00:20:21,695 --> 00:20:23,964 Fucking double-crossing clerk! 187 00:20:24,732 --> 00:20:25,966 Well, you got that totally wrong. 188 00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:28,569 Do I look like a fucking clerk to you? 189 00:20:29,636 --> 00:20:30,704 My name's De Souza. 190 00:20:31,705 --> 00:20:32,606 I'm the owner. 191 00:20:33,741 --> 00:20:35,776 Now I get the insurance, 192 00:20:37,077 --> 00:20:38,344 and I got the jewels. 193 00:20:39,312 --> 00:20:40,914 You bastard! 194 00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:49,388 Don't make me shoot a brother on Christmas! 195 00:20:51,859 --> 00:20:55,028 Silent night 196 00:20:55,829 --> 00:20:58,866 Holy night 197 00:20:59,566 --> 00:21:02,903 All is calm 198 00:21:03,670 --> 00:21:06,774 All is bright 199 00:21:07,541 --> 00:21:14,548 Round yon Virgin, Mother and Child 200 00:21:15,582 --> 00:21:22,589 Holy infant so tender and mild 201 00:21:23,422 --> 00:21:30,429 Sleep in heavenly peace 202 00:21:31,565 --> 00:21:37,638 Sleep in heavenly peace 203 00:27:09,142 --> 00:27:12,308 IT IS A PLEASURE TO ANNOUNCE YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED TO ATTEND OUR 204 00:27:12,350 --> 00:27:13,433 CHRISTMAS PARTY 205 00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:19,308 CELEBRATED AT HOTEL VERSAILLES. PLEASE, BE PUNCTUAL. 206 00:31:25,392 --> 00:31:27,026 You are half an hour early. 207 00:36:43,409 --> 00:36:44,611 - Marc? - Hm? 208 00:36:45,512 --> 00:36:46,446 Are you okay? 209 00:36:47,581 --> 00:36:48,515 Yes. 210 00:36:48,549 --> 00:36:49,282 Okay. 211 00:36:50,517 --> 00:36:52,986 Come, we have to go inside. Mum and Dad are expecting us. 212 00:37:01,695 --> 00:37:03,329 - Hi, Dad. - Hi, darling. 213 00:37:07,366 --> 00:37:09,335 - Marc. - Daniel. 214 00:37:14,575 --> 00:37:15,609 Glad to see you again. 215 00:37:18,779 --> 00:37:19,813 Let's have a toast! 216 00:37:20,914 --> 00:37:23,684 To our first Christmas together. Together with Marc! 217 00:37:24,518 --> 00:37:25,351 Cheers. 218 00:37:29,388 --> 00:37:31,959 And that's why, Marc, the first present is for you. 219 00:37:54,782 --> 00:37:55,916 You know what you have to do? 220 00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:07,027 Yes. 221 00:39:12,192 --> 00:39:14,027 This knife belonged to my Dad. 222 00:39:15,796 --> 00:39:17,631 And he got it from my grandfather. 223 00:39:21,500 --> 00:39:22,501 And now... 224 00:39:25,038 --> 00:39:25,973 It's your turn. 225 00:39:29,109 --> 00:39:30,110 You can do it, honey! 226 00:39:33,847 --> 00:39:34,748 Do it, Marc. 227 00:41:18,652 --> 00:41:20,120 To the young couple, Esther and Marc! 228 00:41:22,789 --> 00:41:23,256 And Marc... 229 00:41:26,727 --> 00:41:27,761 Welcome to the family. 230 00:41:47,478 --> 00:41:49,049 Hm? Hm. 231 00:41:49,832 --> 00:41:50,668 Hm. 232 00:41:59,313 --> 00:42:01,291 Hm? 233 00:42:05,539 --> 00:42:06,765 Huh? 234 00:42:10,493 --> 00:42:11,751 Huh! 235 00:42:39,636 --> 00:42:40,815 Huh? 236 00:43:18,170 --> 00:43:19,319 Hm? 237 00:43:22,119 --> 00:43:23,205 ♪ Hm-hm ♪ 238 00:44:07,758 --> 00:44:08,753 Hm? 239 00:44:09,623 --> 00:44:10,842 Hm? 240 00:44:25,955 --> 00:44:27,276 Greetings from Krampus 241 00:44:34,142 --> 00:44:35,555 Huh? 242 00:45:13,357 --> 00:45:14,185 Hm? 243 00:45:14,241 --> 00:45:15,515 Hm? 244 00:46:29,478 --> 00:46:30,236 Hm? 245 00:46:52,325 --> 00:46:53,570 Hm? Huh? 246 00:47:27,746 --> 00:47:31,150 Please! Please! We're family! Please! 247 00:47:53,505 --> 00:47:56,508 Hello, Mother! I'm home. 248 00:48:00,745 --> 00:48:03,149 Mother. It's the holidays. 249 00:48:03,182 --> 00:48:04,783 Must we discuss this now? 250 00:48:07,186 --> 00:48:10,588 I refuse to let you gamble away the family fortune. 251 00:48:10,622 --> 00:48:13,858 Well, I think you'd be surprised how easily I can make it back. 252 00:48:14,993 --> 00:48:16,228 Oh, there they are. 253 00:48:16,728 --> 00:48:18,230 The charity cases have arrived. 254 00:48:18,264 --> 00:48:21,032 Hello, Mother. I'm sorry we're late. 255 00:48:21,066 --> 00:48:22,168 Oh, an apology! 256 00:48:22,201 --> 00:48:25,537 Well, you must be the adopted member of the family. 257 00:48:25,704 --> 00:48:28,673 Don't you need to give yourself 40 lashes as penance now? 258 00:48:28,707 --> 00:48:30,875 Serge, stop it. That's enough now. 259 00:48:34,813 --> 00:48:38,117 Good evening all! 260 00:48:39,985 --> 00:48:42,188 Merry, merry and whatnot... 261 00:48:44,990 --> 00:48:47,226 Oh, yes. Baby brother, have another drink. 262 00:48:47,259 --> 00:48:49,195 Let's get you a cappuccino, Hilton. 263 00:48:49,228 --> 00:48:52,097 I'm fine, mother. I really, really, I'm fine, I'm fine... 264 00:48:52,630 --> 00:48:53,732 Is he drunk again? 265 00:48:54,032 --> 00:48:54,799 Yes. 266 00:48:55,134 --> 00:48:56,668 Everything will be fine. 267 00:48:57,669 --> 00:49:00,605 Well, all we're waiting on is your sister. 268 00:49:01,039 --> 00:49:04,509 Well, Flavia's probably shacked up with her flavor of the month. 269 00:49:05,043 --> 00:49:06,678 Little whore can't be bothered. 270 00:49:06,711 --> 00:49:08,314 Just cut her out of the will already. 271 00:49:08,347 --> 00:49:09,281 Hilton! 272 00:49:09,315 --> 00:49:11,983 Shut your goddamn mouth. 273 00:49:12,017 --> 00:49:15,020 This might be the last Christmas we spend together. 274 00:49:15,887 --> 00:49:16,821 Hopefully. 275 00:49:49,888 --> 00:49:52,757 Well, that won't do, will it? Mm-mm. 276 00:50:28,227 --> 00:50:29,228 Don't worry, Mother. 277 00:50:30,362 --> 00:50:32,897 I won't touch any of your precious private reserve. 278 00:50:36,668 --> 00:50:39,671 No use wasting this on the children, am I right? 279 00:50:41,739 --> 00:50:44,843 Oh! Mother?! Please, stop! 280 00:50:45,910 --> 00:50:46,378 Stop! 281 00:51:38,164 --> 00:51:42,800 I was adopted into a family of sinners. 282 00:51:43,935 --> 00:51:44,869 A whore. 283 00:51:45,171 --> 00:51:46,037 A drunk. 284 00:51:46,505 --> 00:51:48,773 And a degenerate gambler. 285 00:51:50,109 --> 00:51:51,310 And you raised them. 286 00:51:51,943 --> 00:51:53,878 Yours was the worst sin of all. 287 00:51:54,380 --> 00:51:56,182 But I've righted your wrongs for you. 288 00:51:59,251 --> 00:52:03,189 So... the inheritance is rightfully mine. 289 00:52:04,156 --> 00:52:06,791 Your real children would've just squandered it. 290 00:52:10,828 --> 00:52:11,463 Whoa... 291 00:52:13,432 --> 00:52:15,401 - Are you okay? - Thank God you're here. 292 00:52:18,404 --> 00:52:21,806 She's... she's been lying to us this entire time. 293 00:53:46,525 --> 00:53:47,459 Did you find it? 294 00:53:57,436 --> 00:53:58,304 What's up? 295 00:54:30,968 --> 00:54:31,969 What are you doing? 296 00:54:33,539 --> 00:54:34,839 I don't want to go. 297 00:54:36,175 --> 00:54:37,176 Let's go. 298 00:54:43,182 --> 00:54:44,316 I want to do something. 299 00:54:45,651 --> 00:54:46,851 Do what? 300 00:54:50,389 --> 00:54:52,124 I'm going to kill that son of a bitch! 301 00:55:03,101 --> 00:55:04,470 Listen to me carefully. 302 00:55:06,971 --> 00:55:10,041 We're going home. Now. 303 00:55:11,943 --> 00:55:13,945 He should be in jail. 304 00:55:17,982 --> 00:55:18,983 Maybe it's not him. 305 00:55:21,085 --> 00:55:22,187 Yes it is. 306 00:55:30,129 --> 00:55:31,430 Please, let's go. 307 00:55:33,132 --> 00:55:34,133 Don't worry. 308 00:55:37,001 --> 00:55:38,270 I understand you, really. 309 00:55:39,471 --> 00:55:40,639 You didn't love him. 310 00:55:43,442 --> 00:55:44,610 What are you talking about? 311 00:55:48,347 --> 00:55:49,581 I'm talking about Dad. 312 00:55:51,417 --> 00:55:53,352 You didn't love him like I did. 313 00:57:47,332 --> 00:57:48,634 How many people are there in the world? 314 00:57:49,868 --> 00:57:51,503 Ah, about six billion. 315 00:57:52,538 --> 00:57:53,372 Why are you asking? 316 00:57:54,606 --> 00:57:57,276 How does Santa deliver all those presents in just one night? 317 00:57:58,744 --> 00:58:00,212 Well, that's why he's got his elves. 318 00:58:01,146 --> 00:58:02,514 Santa's little helpers. 319 00:58:02,814 --> 00:58:04,349 Talking of little helpers... 320 00:58:04,750 --> 00:58:06,351 were you two in my bedroom today? 321 00:58:06,618 --> 00:58:07,486 No. 322 00:58:09,421 --> 00:58:10,689 Well, then it must've been a burglar. 323 00:58:11,189 --> 00:58:13,325 Because somebody has been in my wardrobe. 324 00:58:14,860 --> 00:58:15,861 You know what happens to children 325 00:58:15,894 --> 00:58:17,696 that tell lies on Christmas Eve, don't you, Leo? 326 00:58:18,163 --> 00:58:18,697 No. 327 00:58:19,398 --> 00:58:20,766 They get a visit from Krampus. 328 00:58:21,433 --> 00:58:23,067 Who's Krampus? 329 00:58:24,169 --> 00:58:26,204 Krampus is a horned demon 330 00:58:26,405 --> 00:58:28,307 that punishes children that misbehave. 331 00:58:29,308 --> 00:58:30,742 He puts naughty children in his sack, 332 00:58:30,776 --> 00:58:32,311 and then carts them off to Hell, 333 00:58:32,911 --> 00:58:34,813 where they suffer eternal damnation. 334 00:58:38,383 --> 00:58:39,318 Bill, you're scaring her. 335 00:58:39,818 --> 00:58:41,153 Well, she doesn't have to be scared 336 00:58:41,186 --> 00:58:42,254 if she hasn't been naughty. 337 00:58:42,688 --> 00:58:43,589 Isn't that right, Emma? 338 00:58:57,669 --> 00:58:58,837 Aren't you in bed yet? 339 00:58:59,705 --> 00:59:01,206 Santa won't come unless you're asleep. 340 00:59:01,673 --> 00:59:02,341 I'm going now. 341 00:59:03,809 --> 00:59:05,277 - Night, night. - Night, Mum. 342 00:59:26,331 --> 00:59:26,898 Emma? 343 00:59:30,268 --> 00:59:31,370 Come on, bedtime. 344 00:59:44,349 --> 00:59:45,150 What do you think? 345 00:59:46,885 --> 00:59:48,286 Where did you get that stuff? 346 00:59:48,887 --> 00:59:49,588 Joke shop. 347 00:59:51,256 --> 00:59:52,924 I think Krampus might be paying you a visit. 348 01:00:58,924 --> 01:01:01,259 Happy Christmas, Leo! 349 01:01:55,080 --> 01:01:56,681 That's pretty. 350 01:01:56,882 --> 01:01:58,517 Your dad chose that all by himself. 351 01:01:58,984 --> 01:02:00,685 Okay, here's one for Leo. 352 01:02:02,687 --> 01:02:03,755 It's massive. 353 01:02:08,794 --> 01:02:09,628 What is it? 354 01:02:12,798 --> 01:02:13,999 Happy Christmas, Leo. 355 01:02:17,469 --> 01:02:19,671 Yeah, Happy Christmas, Leo. 356 01:03:32,744 --> 01:03:33,745 So pretty. 357 01:03:41,953 --> 01:03:45,490 Mimi, do you want it like this? Or like this? 358 01:03:52,164 --> 01:03:54,532 Ta-da! Shall we try something else this time? 359 01:04:02,641 --> 01:04:04,776 That doll is not yours but mine! 360 01:04:05,144 --> 01:04:06,745 Give it to me! 361 01:04:10,548 --> 01:04:13,451 Hey! Excuse me! Mister! 362 01:04:18,957 --> 01:04:21,493 I hate your hair. 363 01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:04,170 What the hell did the doll ever do to you? 364 01:05:06,871 --> 01:05:08,573 Ah, for fuck's sake. 365 01:05:14,879 --> 01:05:16,982 Fucking bitch... da fuck off me! 366 01:05:20,685 --> 01:05:22,954 Gah, fuck... 367 01:05:25,724 --> 01:05:26,725 Crazy bitch! 368 01:05:33,898 --> 01:05:34,966 Daddy! 369 01:05:36,901 --> 01:05:37,969 Daddy! 370 01:05:38,337 --> 01:05:39,537 For fuck's sake. 371 01:05:43,908 --> 01:05:45,910 Daddy, please help me! 372 01:05:46,644 --> 01:05:48,680 I promise I'll be good. 373 01:05:48,913 --> 01:05:50,149 I don't wanna die. 374 01:05:51,649 --> 01:05:54,052 Ha-young cut me with the knife. 375 01:06:06,265 --> 01:06:07,266 Daddy! 376 01:06:14,806 --> 01:06:17,575 Ha-na killed my doll. 377 01:06:19,311 --> 01:06:23,081 We should probably get rid of this knife. 378 01:06:42,168 --> 01:06:43,902 Wow, a present! 379 01:06:44,403 --> 01:06:45,337 Open it up and see! 380 01:06:46,771 --> 01:06:47,772 Ta-da! 381 01:06:49,208 --> 01:06:50,209 It's a doll. 382 01:06:51,310 --> 01:06:52,010 Ha-young! 383 01:06:53,078 --> 01:06:54,180 This sweet little doll will always listen to you, 384 01:06:54,213 --> 01:06:56,315 and never scream. 385 01:06:56,348 --> 01:06:58,917 Wow, she looks just like my dead sister. 386 01:06:59,251 --> 01:07:01,853 I promised I would give you twins. 387 01:07:02,154 --> 01:07:04,823 Don't harass her, just play with her for the rest of your life. 388 01:07:08,160 --> 01:07:09,328 Wow, so pretty... 389 01:07:11,996 --> 01:07:14,266 From now on, you'll be my doll. 390 01:07:23,842 --> 01:07:25,610 I prefer you as a doll. 391 01:07:25,844 --> 01:07:27,179 You talked too much when you were alive. 392 01:08:11,457 --> 01:08:13,658 I promised your father I'd say goodbye to you today. 393 01:08:20,832 --> 01:08:21,866 It should've been me. 394 01:08:35,414 --> 01:08:36,881 You can have him back. 395 01:08:38,250 --> 01:08:39,218 Who are you? 396 01:08:46,492 --> 01:08:48,927 Your prayers have been answered, Eva. 397 01:08:50,262 --> 01:08:51,696 Are you an angel? 398 01:08:55,367 --> 01:09:01,072 What would you do... to have things the way they were? 399 01:09:02,541 --> 01:09:03,442 Anything. 400 01:09:32,371 --> 01:09:33,771 Your boy is there. 401 01:09:35,541 --> 01:09:36,375 Dig. 402 01:09:39,811 --> 01:09:40,812 I can't. 403 01:09:43,215 --> 01:09:45,217 I'm the miracle you asked for! 404 01:09:47,286 --> 01:09:47,986 Dig! 405 01:09:48,354 --> 01:09:49,087 Dig! 406 01:09:49,521 --> 01:09:50,256 Dig! 407 01:09:50,989 --> 01:09:51,856 Dig! 408 01:10:34,300 --> 01:10:35,867 You came back to me. 409 01:11:26,084 --> 01:11:27,885 And so it begins. 410 01:11:52,206 --> 01:11:54,668 LOST COTTAGE IN THE COUNTRYSIDE 411 01:12:03,288 --> 01:12:04,423 Valentina, what are you doing? 412 01:12:05,357 --> 01:12:07,860 It's not even Christmas yet, and you're undoing the tree? 413 01:12:11,630 --> 01:12:13,432 I hate Christmas, understood? 414 01:12:13,465 --> 01:12:17,636 All these lights, everyone loving each other. Enough! 415 01:12:18,035 --> 01:12:19,571 Look, Valentina, I've got presents for Dad and the kids. 416 01:12:19,605 --> 01:12:20,938 Where are they? 417 01:12:21,240 --> 01:12:23,208 They're in there, go! 418 01:12:23,442 --> 01:12:24,576 Just leave me alone. 419 01:12:26,412 --> 01:12:27,112 Dad? 420 01:12:30,716 --> 01:12:31,450 Dad? 421 01:12:36,455 --> 01:12:37,523 Dad, where are you? 422 01:12:40,692 --> 01:12:41,393 Dad? 423 01:12:44,696 --> 01:12:45,631 Dad! 424 01:12:50,602 --> 01:12:51,703 Dad, wake up! 425 01:12:54,706 --> 01:12:57,276 Dad, I have a present for you, wake up. 426 01:12:59,545 --> 01:13:00,579 Dad... 427 01:13:02,114 --> 01:13:03,382 Dad, wake up. 428 01:13:11,490 --> 01:13:13,425 The kids. The kids! 429 01:13:14,226 --> 01:13:15,127 Kids? 430 01:13:15,794 --> 01:13:16,728 Kids? 431 01:13:39,251 --> 01:13:40,319 Have you given them the presents? 432 01:13:40,352 --> 01:13:41,720 Yes. Yes, I have. 433 01:13:46,525 --> 01:13:47,326 Dad? 434 01:13:49,795 --> 01:13:50,596 Dad? 435 01:13:54,500 --> 01:13:58,102 - Granddad, is she gone? - Yes. Let's go get her, quick! 436 01:14:11,183 --> 01:14:13,418 My sister even hangs herself to get attention. 437 01:14:13,452 --> 01:14:16,288 - But Mum, she's dead. - She's dead! 438 01:14:40,279 --> 01:14:42,381 He has to hit back or they won't stop. 439 01:14:42,414 --> 01:14:43,782 He needs to stand up for himself. 440 01:14:43,815 --> 01:14:45,584 He needs somebody to talk to. 441 01:14:45,617 --> 01:14:48,120 - Says the babysitter. - Says your sister. 442 01:14:48,320 --> 01:14:51,256 Who knows him best, because, surprise, I actually show up. 443 01:14:51,690 --> 01:14:54,159 Who the fuck keeps eating my chips? 444 01:14:54,693 --> 01:14:55,727 He draws his mom. 445 01:14:56,929 --> 01:14:59,431 All the time. He's afraid that he's going to forget her. 446 01:14:59,464 --> 01:15:01,266 Well, maybe he should forget her. 447 01:15:02,901 --> 01:15:04,303 Hey, Jack. 448 01:15:05,404 --> 01:15:06,805 Your Daddy and Aunt Gina 449 01:15:06,838 --> 01:15:08,373 need to talk for a little bit in private. 450 01:15:08,407 --> 01:15:10,809 Why don't you go write a letter to Santa? 451 01:15:10,842 --> 01:15:11,710 I already did. 452 01:15:11,743 --> 01:15:13,745 That's okay, you can write another one. 453 01:15:13,845 --> 01:15:16,214 Just make sure that you leave out some milk and cookies, 454 01:15:16,248 --> 01:15:17,583 to make his trip back worthwhile. 455 01:15:20,652 --> 01:15:23,388 Fruity shit like this is why he gets made fun of at school. 456 01:15:27,259 --> 01:15:29,227 Nice. You pick that one up from Dad? 457 01:15:29,761 --> 01:15:31,229 Get the fuck out of my house. 458 01:15:31,496 --> 01:15:32,431 Careful, Bob. 459 01:15:33,565 --> 01:15:35,567 Last time you said that to a woman, she actually did. 460 01:15:37,269 --> 01:15:40,739 Hey, Applejack. I'll see you soon, okay? 461 01:15:41,340 --> 01:15:42,874 I wanna go home with you. 462 01:15:45,377 --> 01:15:46,478 I'm working on it. 463 01:15:52,351 --> 01:15:53,352 Dear Santa, 464 01:15:53,852 --> 01:15:56,388 Please help Gallops. He's hurt. 465 01:15:57,923 --> 01:15:59,191 Love, Jack. 466 01:16:06,365 --> 01:16:07,466 Gallops! 467 01:16:09,635 --> 01:16:11,703 Where the hell did you get a glue gun? The attic? 468 01:16:12,304 --> 01:16:13,372 What's a goo-gun? 469 01:16:13,772 --> 01:16:15,507 All right, wise guy. Who did this? 470 01:16:15,941 --> 01:16:17,142 Santa. 471 01:16:18,510 --> 01:16:19,711 No! 472 01:16:20,979 --> 01:16:21,747 Go to your room. 473 01:16:23,415 --> 01:16:24,282 Now! 474 01:16:27,986 --> 01:16:30,389 Ugh. Are you fucking kidding me? 475 01:16:50,308 --> 01:16:52,944 Dad? Is it dinner? I'm hungry. 476 01:17:13,398 --> 01:17:14,299 Dear Santa, 477 01:17:14,900 --> 01:17:16,468 I wish my door would stay open. 478 01:17:17,636 --> 01:17:18,470 Love, Jack. 479 01:17:33,819 --> 01:17:34,686 Jack! 480 01:18:01,613 --> 01:18:04,716 I don't have to worry, I don't have to care. 481 01:18:06,718 --> 01:18:08,453 My coat is very furry, I'm a grizzly, grizzly bear. 482 01:19:02,374 --> 01:19:03,041 Hello? 483 01:19:08,114 --> 01:19:08,914 Hey, buddy. 484 01:19:10,515 --> 01:19:11,650 You turn off my TV? 485 01:19:16,621 --> 01:19:17,956 You know Daddy sleeps with it on. 486 01:19:38,510 --> 01:19:39,111 Thank you. 487 01:19:44,716 --> 01:19:46,084 I'm so sorry, Applejack. 488 01:19:47,452 --> 01:19:48,887 You can stay with me as long as you want. 489 01:19:49,621 --> 01:19:50,355 Forever? 490 01:19:51,690 --> 01:19:52,457 Forever. 491 01:19:58,830 --> 01:19:59,898 Thank you, Santa. 492 01:20:33,132 --> 01:20:34,933 - Hands off! - Come on, relax. 493 01:20:35,567 --> 01:20:36,568 Man, you're getting on my nerves. 494 01:20:37,469 --> 01:20:38,036 Hey! 495 01:20:38,536 --> 01:20:39,437 Easy, bro. 496 01:20:39,671 --> 01:20:41,072 I'm not your damn bro! 497 01:20:41,873 --> 01:20:43,041 Get lost, Schmock. 498 01:20:55,587 --> 01:20:56,655 I recognized him. 499 01:20:57,123 --> 01:20:58,990 I'll never forget that face. 500 01:20:59,024 --> 01:21:00,126 Okay, listen. 501 01:21:00,959 --> 01:21:01,760 You're gonna mark him. 502 01:21:02,661 --> 01:21:05,063 I can't do this. His smell makes me sick. 503 01:21:05,096 --> 01:21:06,431 You don't have to smell him. 504 01:21:07,866 --> 01:21:09,434 In the crowd at the entrance, you put a mark on his back. 505 01:21:10,169 --> 01:21:12,504 A "P" for "Pig"! 506 01:21:16,675 --> 01:21:17,475 Hey. 507 01:21:42,168 --> 01:21:45,137 You wait outside the door until we text you. 508 01:22:39,591 --> 01:22:41,760 Let us pass, our friend has been drinking too much! 509 01:22:49,246 --> 01:22:50,705 RAPE 510 01:22:55,607 --> 01:22:56,775 Get off me, you... 511 01:23:01,313 --> 01:23:02,747 No! 512 01:23:33,112 --> 01:23:34,979 THE PIG IS READY 513 01:23:45,090 --> 01:23:47,159 Girls, watch out, he's waking up! 514 01:23:47,359 --> 01:23:49,761 Hold him down! Fuck! Shit! 515 01:23:53,232 --> 01:23:53,965 Fuck! 516 01:24:49,288 --> 01:24:50,289 Do it, Caren. 517 01:24:56,828 --> 01:24:57,695 That's not him. 518 01:24:59,731 --> 01:25:00,899 That's the wrong one! 519 01:25:11,110 --> 01:25:12,178 You've got the wrong one! 520 01:25:26,791 --> 01:25:28,693 There are no wrong ones. 521 01:26:19,911 --> 01:26:22,314 What was that? A bear? 522 01:26:23,215 --> 01:26:26,918 It ain't no bear. It's too big. 523 01:26:28,420 --> 01:26:29,421 Buffalo? 524 01:26:30,989 --> 01:26:32,924 Buffalo? With claws? 525 01:26:35,294 --> 01:26:36,894 Bit off half my mare's ass! 526 01:26:37,363 --> 01:26:40,132 Swallowed my pack and every goddamn thing in it. 527 01:26:44,936 --> 01:26:46,771 That's sheer cliff for a solid mile. 528 01:26:49,408 --> 01:26:50,908 If it falls off, it'll kill it. 529 01:26:51,477 --> 01:26:53,379 I mean, it damn near killed us. 530 01:26:55,013 --> 01:26:56,415 What if it does get down here? 531 01:26:57,116 --> 01:27:00,084 It's gonna come at us from that-a-way. 532 01:27:04,356 --> 01:27:06,392 Go on, hit the trail. 533 01:27:08,026 --> 01:27:10,529 You and me have been at this a long time. 534 01:27:11,863 --> 01:27:13,198 I couldn't possibly do that. 535 01:27:14,166 --> 01:27:16,968 It ain't worth it for you to stick around here. 536 01:27:18,537 --> 01:27:19,804 You've done everything for me... 537 01:27:20,805 --> 01:27:22,241 No, I mean, I... I couldn't possibly do that. 538 01:27:22,274 --> 01:27:24,842 I broke my foot when I tumbled off the cliff. 539 01:27:26,211 --> 01:27:27,945 - Why ain't you hollerin'? - What? 540 01:27:28,347 --> 01:27:29,481 Why ain't you hollerin'? 541 01:27:29,515 --> 01:27:30,982 What good is hollerin' gonna do? 542 01:27:33,585 --> 01:27:36,455 Well, you don't have to be such a son of a bitch about it. 543 01:27:36,488 --> 01:27:38,190 - What? - Nothin'. 544 01:27:39,425 --> 01:27:43,061 No. You got somethin' to say, why don't you say it? 545 01:27:43,094 --> 01:27:44,829 - Nothin'. - Nothin'. 546 01:27:45,930 --> 01:27:47,865 That's probably what it amounted to. 547 01:28:25,337 --> 01:28:27,038 I hate to piss on Christmas, 548 01:28:27,071 --> 01:28:28,906 but I do believe we're gonna die tonight. 549 01:28:32,211 --> 01:28:33,178 I don't want to. 550 01:28:34,313 --> 01:28:38,250 Well, life is just one "I don't want to" after another. 551 01:28:39,318 --> 01:28:43,188 Maybe... dying will just be the last one. 552 01:29:06,545 --> 01:29:07,346 Is it gone? 553 01:29:12,684 --> 01:29:14,119 Yes, it's been real quiet. 554 01:29:16,588 --> 01:29:18,257 Hopefully it just ran off. 555 01:29:19,023 --> 01:29:20,659 I mean, it's got a belly full of horse meat. 556 01:29:27,199 --> 01:29:28,434 Coyote we can handle. 557 01:29:30,101 --> 01:29:31,503 May see Christmas after all? 558 01:29:43,749 --> 01:29:44,616 Got you something. 559 01:29:45,751 --> 01:29:46,951 Hey now, what's this? 560 01:29:48,019 --> 01:29:50,722 Eh, I saw you eye-balling it up there in El Paso. 561 01:29:54,426 --> 01:29:55,594 I didn't get you nothin'. 562 01:29:56,428 --> 01:29:57,162 It's all right. 563 01:29:58,464 --> 01:30:00,265 Eleven years a good riding partner, 564 01:30:00,299 --> 01:30:01,065 that's somethin'. 565 01:30:02,401 --> 01:30:03,402 Merry Christmas. 566 01:30:09,174 --> 01:30:10,108 Hey now... 567 01:30:11,477 --> 01:30:12,478 Let's hear it sing. 568 01:30:14,279 --> 01:30:15,514 Something Christmas-y? 569 01:30:17,449 --> 01:30:18,450 'Tis that time of year. 570 01:30:25,190 --> 01:30:27,058 I can't play with you lookin' at me. 571 01:30:59,491 --> 01:31:00,292 What? 572 01:31:03,328 --> 01:31:04,530 It found a way down. 573 01:31:09,401 --> 01:31:12,638 We can stab it. We can shoot it. And we can burn it. 574 01:33:10,322 --> 01:33:14,326 So, I think that you never see... 575 01:33:14,793 --> 01:33:16,928 something like this before in your life. 576 01:33:18,597 --> 01:33:19,464 Hm. 577 01:33:20,465 --> 01:33:21,566 Okay, let's go there. 578 01:33:22,734 --> 01:33:24,202 I'm just gonna watch you do it. 579 01:33:24,236 --> 01:33:26,471 I have two! 580 01:33:33,378 --> 01:33:35,814 Is there anything I should know about this "saint" of ours? 581 01:33:36,948 --> 01:33:40,819 Huh, well... he's like a protector, you know? 582 01:33:42,020 --> 01:33:43,288 Protecting whom? 583 01:33:43,822 --> 01:33:44,723 The poor. 584 01:33:46,458 --> 01:33:47,392 And travelers. 585 01:33:48,927 --> 01:33:49,628 Okay. 586 01:33:50,362 --> 01:33:51,730 It's like a tradition, you know. 587 01:33:52,831 --> 01:33:56,668 And also people want to eat and drink a lot, so... 588 01:33:57,402 --> 01:33:59,504 - So, cheers to that! - Yeah. 589 01:34:09,781 --> 01:34:11,249 Babe, is everything okay? 590 01:34:11,450 --> 01:34:12,884 It's just my brother. 591 01:34:13,552 --> 01:34:14,686 You know, our brother. I mean... 592 01:34:14,886 --> 01:34:16,421 You mean my cousin, your brother. 593 01:34:16,455 --> 01:34:17,556 Yeah, your cousin, my brother. 594 01:34:17,956 --> 01:34:19,925 He's somewhere, driving drunk. 595 01:34:20,492 --> 01:34:21,660 What is he doing again? 596 01:34:22,728 --> 01:34:24,763 He got this shitty job, going around in his Yugo, 597 01:34:24,796 --> 01:34:26,698 entertaining people for the holiday. 598 01:34:26,732 --> 01:34:28,500 Ah, he's some kind of Santa, right? 599 01:34:28,533 --> 01:34:29,267 Yeah, right. 600 01:35:01,099 --> 01:35:03,301 I knew... I knew I was gonna suck at this. 601 01:35:03,835 --> 01:35:04,836 I just knew it. 602 01:35:05,737 --> 01:35:08,540 And this ice is kind of... unfriendly. 603 01:35:09,574 --> 01:35:11,643 Well, sorry I'm bitching too much. 604 01:35:11,676 --> 01:35:12,911 It's nice to be here with you, 605 01:35:12,944 --> 01:35:14,746 and finally meet this side of the family. 606 01:35:15,447 --> 01:35:16,615 And you should visit us soon. 607 01:35:19,017 --> 01:35:19,851 Poor thing. 608 01:35:20,952 --> 01:35:21,887 You're freezing. 609 01:35:23,588 --> 01:35:25,557 I don't have... 610 01:35:26,558 --> 01:35:28,760 nothing... under... 611 01:35:50,549 --> 01:35:51,483 Fuck! 612 01:37:32,184 --> 01:37:33,685 After these messages, 613 01:37:33,718 --> 01:37:35,154 Rush Limbaugh will be here, 614 01:37:35,187 --> 01:37:36,988 talking about the war on Christmas. 615 01:37:39,491 --> 01:37:41,193 Don't let Christmas drive you crazy! 616 01:37:41,227 --> 01:37:42,994 Just go crazy for our prices! 617 01:37:45,030 --> 01:37:46,531 Christmas... 618 01:37:47,933 --> 01:37:49,968 Barney's Barn, where we have gifts galore! 619 01:37:50,001 --> 01:37:51,836 We're the one with the giant Rudolph on the roo... 620 01:37:59,511 --> 01:38:02,881 Greedy fucking bullshit. Fucking Christmas crap. 621 01:38:49,794 --> 01:38:50,895 Is there somebody else here? 622 01:38:53,732 --> 01:38:54,233 Hello? 623 01:39:36,108 --> 01:39:36,775 Uh... 624 01:40:01,933 --> 01:40:03,768 I can hardly contain my excitement. 625 01:40:17,015 --> 01:40:17,749 Fuck! 626 01:41:00,426 --> 01:41:03,628 Silent night 627 01:41:03,962 --> 01:41:07,166 Holy night 628 01:41:07,366 --> 01:41:10,402 All is calm 629 01:41:10,969 --> 01:41:14,005 All is bright 630 01:41:14,206 --> 01:41:17,876 Round yon Virgin 631 01:41:18,144 --> 01:41:21,247 - Mother and Child... - Uh, thank you. 632 01:41:21,846 --> 01:41:23,681 Holy infant... 633 01:41:23,715 --> 01:41:25,650 I'm not really doing Christmas this year. 634 01:41:27,286 --> 01:41:30,289 - Silent Night, holy night... - Get the fuck off me! 635 01:41:30,322 --> 01:41:34,692 All is calm, all is bright 636 01:41:34,859 --> 01:41:41,200 Holy infant, so tender and mild... 637 01:41:41,966 --> 01:41:43,067 What are you doing? 638 01:41:43,935 --> 01:41:46,871 Ah! Get off me! 639 01:41:46,905 --> 01:41:51,310 - Sleep in heavenly peace - Why are you doing this? 640 01:41:53,345 --> 01:41:57,249 Silent night 641 01:41:57,849 --> 01:42:01,353 Holy night 642 01:42:01,387 --> 01:42:05,124 All is calm 643 01:42:05,757 --> 01:42:09,328 All is bright 644 01:42:10,094 --> 01:42:14,200 Round yon Virgin 645 01:42:14,233 --> 01:42:17,769 Mother and Child 646 01:42:17,936 --> 01:42:21,273 Holy infant 647 01:42:21,307 --> 01:42:25,810 So tender and mild 648 01:42:26,010 --> 01:42:33,017 Sleep in heavenly peace 649 01:42:34,253 --> 01:42:40,326 Sleep in heavenly peace 650 01:43:40,419 --> 01:43:43,255 I thought about you this year, I kept everything low cal. 651 01:43:45,257 --> 01:43:48,026 You should really talk to your brother about his new business. 652 01:43:48,260 --> 01:43:50,862 Maybe he's looking for an assistant. 653 01:43:51,497 --> 01:43:53,998 What is this, is it... 654 01:43:54,366 --> 01:43:56,100 - Polyester? - Polyester. 655 01:43:56,135 --> 01:43:58,570 Oh my word, Madeline! 656 01:43:58,604 --> 01:44:00,104 You made it. 657 01:44:04,276 --> 01:44:05,544 Merry Christmas, Dad. 658 01:44:13,652 --> 01:44:17,222 Johnnyboy, in the business, you gotta be a shark, man! 659 01:44:18,257 --> 01:44:20,559 Fearless. The thing is in front of you, that you want? 660 01:44:20,592 --> 01:44:21,560 You get it! 661 01:44:21,593 --> 01:44:22,261 Okay. 662 01:44:23,061 --> 01:44:24,496 If it's still alive, you kill it. 663 01:44:24,530 --> 01:44:25,897 That's it, that's all, man. 664 01:44:25,930 --> 01:44:27,399 You gotta do it yourself. 665 01:44:28,099 --> 01:44:30,336 You know, so, let's say, 666 01:44:30,902 --> 01:44:32,904 you think, you think I would give a shit... 667 01:44:35,674 --> 01:44:38,042 ...he was driving drunk and he went to prison. 668 01:44:38,076 --> 01:44:38,544 Really? 669 01:44:39,511 --> 01:44:41,480 Yeah. For Christmas! No Miami, no nothing. 670 01:44:41,513 --> 01:44:43,148 Poor soul. 671 01:44:43,182 --> 01:44:47,018 Look at those little buns, I could eat them up! 672 01:44:47,051 --> 01:44:49,987 Hey-hey! Uncle. Kids, sit down. 673 01:44:50,622 --> 01:44:53,592 Oh, cheerio, Rose! 674 01:44:54,293 --> 01:44:56,495 Isn't she pretty. 675 01:44:57,028 --> 01:44:59,264 To the beauty of youth! 676 01:44:59,665 --> 01:45:00,432 Rose! 677 01:45:02,334 --> 01:45:06,271 Come say hello to your uncle. Hm? 678 01:45:09,375 --> 01:45:10,242 Rose! 679 01:45:24,123 --> 01:45:25,157 No, sweetheart, 680 01:45:25,190 --> 01:45:26,358 Kevin is expecting an important call from China. 681 01:45:28,394 --> 01:45:31,330 Bring this to the living room, your cousins must be hungry. 682 01:45:45,210 --> 01:45:47,945 Okay, I had the idea where I... 683 01:45:49,481 --> 01:45:51,683 Cut it off. That's full of gluten! 684 01:45:51,717 --> 01:45:55,421 Lesson one, son. You want something, you take it. 685 01:46:00,159 --> 01:46:02,994 So, Rose... still single? 686 01:46:03,395 --> 01:46:04,095 Yes. 687 01:46:07,166 --> 01:46:09,301 Police are on the scene of a double homicide 688 01:46:09,334 --> 01:46:10,536 in Montreal North this evening. 689 01:46:11,770 --> 01:46:13,004 Tragedy strikes when one family member turns up 690 01:46:13,037 --> 01:46:16,275 to Christmas Dinner, armed with a hunting rifle. 691 01:46:16,642 --> 01:46:20,044 Ohhh again! Take another one... 692 01:46:20,279 --> 01:46:22,013 Oh, bravo! 693 01:46:22,046 --> 01:46:24,483 Leave this here, we'll take care of it. 694 01:46:24,683 --> 01:46:28,587 We were starting to think your mother put us on a diet. Really. 695 01:46:51,677 --> 01:46:53,445 Whoa, Rose is drunk. 696 01:47:04,656 --> 01:47:08,727 Oh Rosie, you're so skinny. 697 01:47:09,194 --> 01:47:12,798 Gotta put some meat on those bones. 698 01:47:24,109 --> 01:47:25,042 Rose. 699 01:48:42,521 --> 01:48:43,522 Merry Christmas! 700 01:49:19,057 --> 01:49:20,258 - Noah! - Come on, we're gonna be late. 701 01:49:20,292 --> 01:49:21,560 I told you, give me a second. 702 01:49:21,593 --> 01:49:22,894 Yeah, thirty minutes ago. 703 01:49:24,429 --> 01:49:26,598 - Sorry. - It's whatever. 704 01:49:27,432 --> 01:49:29,401 You are such a little shit. 705 01:49:29,434 --> 01:49:30,535 Well, you left me alone. 706 01:49:31,203 --> 01:49:32,471 You said you'd be fine. 707 01:49:33,639 --> 01:49:35,374 Well, you said you wouldn't, so... 708 01:49:38,877 --> 01:49:40,912 There you are. Kugel's getting cold. 709 01:49:41,647 --> 01:49:42,681 You're an ass. 710 01:49:42,714 --> 01:49:44,816 And I'm a little shit, so... 711 01:49:47,319 --> 01:49:48,186 Can't win 'em all! 712 01:49:49,087 --> 01:49:50,288 Do you even know what "Kugel" is? 713 01:49:51,223 --> 01:49:53,392 Yeah, it's the bread thing, right? 714 01:49:54,593 --> 01:49:55,694 Don't worry, you'll find out. 715 01:49:56,595 --> 01:49:59,398 - You're such a bad Jew. - Only by blood. 716 01:49:59,931 --> 01:50:01,500 We haven't been Jewish since mom died, 717 01:50:01,533 --> 01:50:03,268 so I was like, what? Three years old? 718 01:50:03,835 --> 01:50:05,570 It's all Christmas now for Carol. 719 01:50:06,805 --> 01:50:08,407 Come on, we still need jelly donuts 720 01:50:08,440 --> 01:50:09,474 and extra candleholders. 721 01:50:10,642 --> 01:50:12,811 Well, pedal faster. 722 01:50:25,924 --> 01:50:27,359 We've never been late before. 723 01:50:27,826 --> 01:50:29,628 Yeah, so they can't be that mad. 724 01:50:30,429 --> 01:50:31,530 What's the deal with that anyway? 725 01:50:31,730 --> 01:50:32,798 Home before sundown? 726 01:50:33,265 --> 01:50:34,566 It's just a stupid tradition. 727 01:50:34,599 --> 01:50:35,600 It wasn't always. 728 01:50:36,835 --> 01:50:40,372 There were these lost stories. Old stories, like bible-old. 729 01:50:40,972 --> 01:50:43,508 They told of this darkness that came every 13 years, 730 01:50:43,542 --> 01:50:45,844 and it took children away who weren't home before sundown. 731 01:50:46,578 --> 01:50:48,547 No one knew where it came from or what it was, 732 01:50:48,580 --> 01:50:51,216 but... those it took were never seen from again. 733 01:50:51,683 --> 01:50:53,652 Only the pieces of them that were left behind. 734 01:50:54,453 --> 01:50:56,888 Over the years people forgot what they were hiding from. 735 01:50:57,489 --> 01:51:00,459 It became tradition. But it was more than that. 736 01:51:00,959 --> 01:51:04,396 It was survival. And this year is the 13th year of the cycle. 737 01:51:05,897 --> 01:51:06,798 That can't be true. 738 01:51:07,532 --> 01:51:08,800 But that's the point, you wouldn't know. 739 01:51:09,801 --> 01:51:10,469 No one would. 740 01:51:12,738 --> 01:51:13,739 Hey wait, did you hear that? 741 01:51:14,439 --> 01:51:16,441 Hear what? Where? 742 01:51:16,475 --> 01:51:17,342 Don't freak him out. 743 01:51:18,144 --> 01:51:19,244 Always too spooky. 744 01:51:21,012 --> 01:51:22,614 If you could've just kept your tongue to yourself 745 01:51:22,647 --> 01:51:23,381 we wouldn't be late. 746 01:51:24,117 --> 01:51:25,350 Oh my God, what crawled up you? 747 01:51:25,383 --> 01:51:26,685 You'll still be Jewish next year. 748 01:51:27,452 --> 01:51:28,653 Hey, wait. Did you guys see that? 749 01:51:30,055 --> 01:51:31,256 Still not funny. 750 01:51:33,625 --> 01:51:34,693 No, I'm being serious. 751 01:51:42,968 --> 01:51:43,902 - Shit! - Oh my God! 752 01:51:53,044 --> 01:51:54,045 Noah, come on! 753 01:51:54,780 --> 01:51:55,881 We're not gonna make it! 754 01:51:55,914 --> 01:51:57,949 Noah, just keep going. We're almost there, all right? 755 01:51:58,049 --> 01:51:59,518 I know a short cut, okay? 756 01:52:35,987 --> 01:52:36,855 Just go! 757 01:53:12,624 --> 01:53:13,425 Are we even now? 758 01:54:21,893 --> 01:54:23,762 Honey, that was just fantastic. 759 01:54:24,196 --> 01:54:24,996 You know... 760 01:54:26,132 --> 01:54:29,067 I'd be happy if that was the last meal I'd ever ate. 761 01:54:30,669 --> 01:54:34,072 But sadly, all good things must come to an end. 762 01:54:51,157 --> 01:54:51,923 Couldn't... 763 01:54:53,024 --> 01:54:55,927 Couldn't it wait until after she opens her presents? 764 01:54:55,961 --> 01:54:59,664 Ah... What did we agree? 765 01:55:01,267 --> 01:55:02,734 I didn't agree to anything. 766 01:55:04,035 --> 01:55:05,003 Not like this! 767 01:55:06,771 --> 01:55:09,574 What... was the agreement? 768 01:55:11,076 --> 01:55:12,010 Six o'clock. 769 01:55:12,711 --> 01:55:15,181 Eighteen hundred hours. 770 01:55:16,948 --> 01:55:19,084 I don't like doing this any more than you two, 771 01:55:19,118 --> 01:55:21,686 but, it's the way it has to be now. 772 01:55:27,993 --> 01:55:31,230 180 seconds, then it's all over. 773 01:55:31,796 --> 01:55:32,697 We all go. 774 01:55:35,100 --> 01:55:36,235 I'll even go first. 775 01:55:44,075 --> 01:55:45,777 Darling, it's supposed to be fun. 776 01:56:19,378 --> 01:56:24,183 What makes a moon rock taste better than an Earth rock? 777 01:56:26,918 --> 01:56:28,086 It's a little meteor! 778 01:56:34,326 --> 01:56:35,294 You're up, sweetie. 779 01:56:47,406 --> 01:56:48,740 Oh, get on with it! 780 01:57:01,786 --> 01:57:05,623 Did you hear? They opened a new restaurant on the moon. 781 01:57:10,962 --> 01:57:11,729 I hear the food's good, 782 01:57:11,763 --> 01:57:13,299 but it lacks a little atmosphere. 783 01:57:20,772 --> 01:57:22,740 And what do you think you're going to do with that? 784 01:57:23,808 --> 01:57:26,678 There's no way out of this. Don't you get it? 785 01:57:27,379 --> 01:57:28,847 They see everything. 786 01:57:29,181 --> 01:57:30,048 Mother... 787 01:57:35,387 --> 01:57:38,157 Ooh! Crackers, is it? Oh, give us a go, love. 788 01:57:59,844 --> 01:58:02,114 Good evening and Merry Christmas. 789 01:58:02,981 --> 01:58:08,420 It is 1,440 days since a cataclysmic solar incident 790 01:58:08,454 --> 01:58:11,223 severed the Lunar Falls terraforming station 791 01:58:11,257 --> 01:58:13,225 from its orbit with Earth's moon. 792 01:58:13,492 --> 01:58:15,461 Tonight marks the fourth yearly round 793 01:58:15,494 --> 01:58:18,930 of the randomized population control protocols. 794 01:58:19,131 --> 01:58:20,299 Lunar Falls would like to thank 795 01:58:20,332 --> 01:58:23,801 our lower-tier employees for their compliance. 796 01:58:23,835 --> 01:58:27,373 Thanks to you, thousands of workers continue to have access 797 01:58:27,406 --> 01:58:29,073 to the provisions necessary 798 01:58:29,108 --> 01:58:32,178 to keep our facility in tip top shape! 799 01:58:33,912 --> 01:58:37,782 Thanks for your co-operation! Controlling the population! 800 01:58:37,815 --> 01:58:43,755 If you don't like the situation we'll show you the door! 801 01:58:53,132 --> 01:58:53,932 Charades? 802 01:59:11,417 --> 01:59:12,984 Well, tonight's the night, folks, 803 01:59:13,017 --> 01:59:13,952 Christmas Eve. 804 01:59:15,187 --> 01:59:17,021 The jolly man has made his list and checked it twice, 805 01:59:17,055 --> 01:59:19,924 and I'm wishing for the same thing I do every year, 806 01:59:20,159 --> 01:59:21,460 a white Christmas. 807 01:59:21,493 --> 01:59:22,827 But that's never gonna happen, 808 01:59:24,028 --> 01:59:26,498 because we're KHOT, the smooth sound of the desert. 809 02:00:30,262 --> 02:00:32,830 Santa? Is that really you? 810 02:00:35,867 --> 02:00:36,968 Dumb kid, I don't need you. 811 02:00:37,935 --> 02:00:40,071 Hey! Bronson, what the hell are you doing? 812 02:00:42,374 --> 02:00:44,109 Mom! Help! 813 02:00:44,143 --> 02:00:45,544 Tell me where he is! 814 02:00:46,010 --> 02:00:47,346 Fuck, who was at the fucking... 815 02:00:48,280 --> 02:00:49,114 Where is he? 816 02:00:50,014 --> 02:00:51,816 Where's who? Let go of my fucking kid! 817 02:00:54,386 --> 02:00:56,388 You fucking motherfucker! 818 02:00:58,657 --> 02:01:00,592 Fuck you! Fuck you! 819 02:01:04,396 --> 02:01:06,165 Fuck you! Oh no! 820 02:01:54,213 --> 02:01:57,182 Yo! You about fucking done in there or what? 821 02:01:57,716 --> 02:01:58,584 Four more kilos to go. 822 02:01:59,685 --> 02:02:01,186 How the fuck are we supposed to get 823 02:02:02,388 --> 02:02:03,888 all this shit to Ohio in, like, five hours? 824 02:02:04,323 --> 02:02:06,891 Don't worry, man, we got it all figured out. 825 02:02:08,327 --> 02:02:10,462 Operation Dolph is in full effect! 826 02:02:36,722 --> 02:02:40,125 Okay, you got me! I'm not one of them! 827 02:02:40,159 --> 02:02:42,960 I... I just make the stuff, man! I'm the chemist! 828 02:02:43,162 --> 02:02:44,430 Where is he? 829 02:02:45,330 --> 02:02:46,532 Who are you? 830 02:02:48,267 --> 02:02:50,602 Okay, okay! He's in the shed out back. 831 02:02:51,035 --> 02:02:52,704 We didn't hurt him, I swear. 832 02:02:52,738 --> 02:02:53,605 No... 833 02:03:19,063 --> 02:03:20,165 Shit. 834 02:03:54,299 --> 02:03:56,635 I'm here. It's okay. You're safe. 835 02:04:00,772 --> 02:04:02,374 But there's no time to celebrate... 836 02:04:02,774 --> 02:04:05,677 we've got a lot of work to do tonight! 837 02:09:01,473 --> 02:09:03,508 - Oh! Krieger. - Hello. 838 02:09:03,542 --> 02:09:04,676 - Where to? - To Trapp. 839 02:09:04,709 --> 02:09:05,944 - Ah. - On my own! 840 02:09:06,812 --> 02:09:07,846 Trapp, you dumb pig. 841 02:09:09,681 --> 02:09:11,683 You'll send this out to the Japs before five today! 842 02:09:19,658 --> 02:09:20,926 Ah, you're right on cue. 843 02:09:21,827 --> 02:09:22,627 Thank you. 844 02:09:23,728 --> 02:09:24,563 What? 845 02:09:25,264 --> 02:09:26,565 You didn't receive the report? 846 02:09:27,166 --> 02:09:28,667 I-I-I apologize! 847 02:09:29,534 --> 02:09:31,870 Yes, yes, immediately, Mr. Kanagawa. 848 02:09:31,903 --> 02:09:34,539 Yes, immediately, yes. Bye-bye! Bye-bye! 849 02:09:35,141 --> 02:09:38,043 What's this dweeb's number again? Ah, 6-13. 850 02:09:39,878 --> 02:09:42,047 Bloody hell! He really gets nothing done at all, 851 02:09:42,080 --> 02:09:43,348 this dipshit!! 852 02:09:44,349 --> 02:09:45,884 Trapp, that idiot from the sixth floor, 853 02:09:45,917 --> 02:09:46,985 has screwed up the Japan job. 854 02:09:47,953 --> 02:09:49,654 Trapp? But I thought he was on sick leave? 855 02:09:49,688 --> 02:09:51,089 He's not getting extra vacation for a burnout! 856 02:09:51,756 --> 02:09:53,925 I told him to show up and get the crap done. 857 02:09:55,060 --> 02:09:55,994 I have to get the report. 858 02:09:56,828 --> 02:09:58,897 Nah, one of the chicks will do it. 859 02:10:06,771 --> 02:10:07,706 What an asshole. 860 02:10:35,867 --> 02:10:36,601 Hello? 861 02:10:44,943 --> 02:10:45,944 Sorry, I don't mean to interrupt. 862 02:10:45,977 --> 02:10:47,012 I just wanted to get something. 863 02:11:03,195 --> 02:11:05,030 Mr. Trapp? I'm here to get the report. 864 02:11:10,136 --> 02:11:10,869 Mr. Trapp? 865 02:11:48,274 --> 02:11:49,574 What a joke. 866 02:12:07,025 --> 02:12:08,560 What kind of a circus is this? 867 02:12:25,877 --> 02:12:27,979 You'll send this out to the Japs before five today! 868 02:12:31,583 --> 02:12:33,252 You'll send this out to the Japs before five today! 869 02:12:34,886 --> 02:12:36,322 That idiot from the 6th floor.. 870 02:12:36,355 --> 02:12:38,823 This dipshit... Trapp, you dumb pig. 871 02:13:15,727 --> 02:13:16,861 Will you come back as a trainee? 872 02:13:19,131 --> 02:13:20,266 Oh, you're serious? 873 02:13:20,899 --> 02:13:21,766 Yes, of course. 874 02:13:22,834 --> 02:13:24,569 Once I take over, a lot will change around here. 875 02:13:39,318 --> 02:13:40,119 Mister Kanagawa! 876 02:13:41,387 --> 02:13:42,754 We need to restructure. 877 02:13:43,322 --> 02:13:43,988 Yeah. 878 02:13:45,023 --> 02:13:46,624 I will take over Mr. Krieger's position for now. 879 02:13:47,759 --> 02:13:49,161 We need some adjustment time here. 880 02:13:50,162 --> 02:13:53,098 But, I'll make sure to send over the report to you today. 881 02:13:56,368 --> 02:13:58,137 Was kind of an emergency step for us, 882 02:13:59,405 --> 02:14:01,072 but everything is fine. 883 02:20:40,297 --> 02:20:42,007 Now, Ryder, my boy... 884 02:20:42,203 --> 02:20:44,053 there's a few rules that every hunter should know. 885 02:20:46,162 --> 02:20:47,544 Rule one: 886 02:20:48,701 --> 02:20:50,201 mind the muzzle. 887 02:20:51,253 --> 02:20:52,979 Rule number two: 888 02:20:53,685 --> 02:20:57,052 treat every gun as if it were loaded. 889 02:20:58,555 --> 02:21:00,062 Rule number three: 890 02:21:01,762 --> 02:21:05,371 beware of your target and what's behind it. 891 02:21:06,859 --> 02:21:08,206 And rule number four, 892 02:21:08,307 --> 02:21:10,351 the most important rule: 893 02:21:10,749 --> 02:21:12,757 you only aim to shoot, 894 02:21:12,857 --> 02:21:16,283 and you only shoot to kill. 895 02:21:16,752 --> 02:21:18,017 Understood? 896 02:21:18,184 --> 02:21:19,944 Y-Y-Yes, sir. 897 02:21:22,487 --> 02:21:24,300 Ryder, today's the day. 898 02:21:25,995 --> 02:21:28,194 I can feel it in my guts. 899 02:21:35,365 --> 02:21:37,935 They'll be back in a few hours for supper. 900 02:21:38,540 --> 02:21:41,474 Oh, he is old enough. Stubborn like his father. 901 02:21:42,868 --> 02:21:46,586 It seems all he wants to do is sing and play songs. 902 02:21:47,122 --> 02:21:49,723 He has such a hard time making friends. 903 02:21:49,996 --> 02:21:52,043 They never let him play any games. 904 02:21:53,072 --> 02:21:55,759 But why shouldn't he still believe in Santa? 905 02:21:56,736 --> 02:21:59,366 I have got to get the stove on, but first, the firewood. 906 02:21:59,608 --> 02:22:01,629 - Okay, bye now. - ...Board of Health has not yet lifted 907 02:22:01,689 --> 02:22:03,445 the water boil advisory for the county. 908 02:22:03,507 --> 02:22:05,564 After the tragic traffic collision just last month, 909 02:22:05,619 --> 02:22:08,423 industrial waste was feared to have contaminated local streams 910 02:22:08,486 --> 02:22:09,275 and river system. 911 02:22:09,338 --> 02:22:11,253 Health inspectors urged continued caution 912 02:22:11,316 --> 02:22:13,080 even though the Mayor issued a statement insisting 913 02:22:13,135 --> 02:22:15,523 that with the water freeze, there is no cause for concern 914 02:22:15,586 --> 02:22:18,961 until after the holiday season. And... 915 02:22:24,749 --> 02:22:26,690 Shhh. 916 02:22:29,100 --> 02:22:30,413 There. 917 02:23:15,352 --> 02:23:16,711 The nose, it's... 918 02:23:16,858 --> 02:23:18,550 it's so gross! 919 02:23:20,715 --> 02:23:22,105 Something... 920 02:23:23,303 --> 02:23:24,876 ate this. 921 02:23:26,523 --> 02:23:28,031 It's breathing. 922 02:23:28,612 --> 02:23:30,518 I think it's still alive. 923 02:23:34,103 --> 02:23:35,338 It should be me. 924 02:23:35,914 --> 02:23:37,695 Today is my day. 925 02:23:40,929 --> 02:23:42,179 Ryder... 926 02:23:42,846 --> 02:23:44,643 I'm proud of you. 927 02:23:45,638 --> 02:23:48,318 As you can see, life is very fragile. 928 02:23:49,243 --> 02:23:52,103 You see, son, in the circle of life and death... 929 02:24:00,116 --> 02:24:02,207 No. No! What... 930 02:24:03,914 --> 02:24:06,510 No, Ryder, run! 931 02:24:06,881 --> 02:24:09,879 Run! Run! 932 02:24:10,582 --> 02:24:11,668 Run! 933 02:24:15,830 --> 02:24:17,457 Help, Mom, you gotta help! 934 02:24:17,512 --> 02:24:19,573 Baby, Ryder, what's wrong? 935 02:24:19,652 --> 02:24:21,826 It's Tabby. We thought it was dead, 936 02:24:21,881 --> 02:24:23,635 but now, I think Dad is. 937 02:24:23,678 --> 02:24:25,769 No, you're not making any sense. 938 02:24:25,824 --> 02:24:28,377 Where is your father? We need to get your father help. 939 02:24:28,424 --> 02:24:31,132 No, we... we gotta go. We... we gotta tell everybody. 940 02:24:31,226 --> 02:24:32,507 This is not a game. 941 02:24:32,544 --> 02:24:35,437 No, honey, we need to find your father. 942 02:24:35,507 --> 02:24:36,999 Mom, watch out! 943 02:24:37,295 --> 02:24:38,773 Mom! 944 02:24:45,227 --> 02:24:47,125 Mom! 945 02:24:53,225 --> 02:24:55,014 Run! 946 02:24:55,970 --> 02:24:57,876 Run! 947 02:25:16,772 --> 02:25:18,139 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 64998

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