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- I meant for you to go! 10 00:02:18,060 --> 00:02:19,936 Retreat! 11 00:02:25,727 --> 00:02:28,727 I swear! If I can't demolish that rocky cave today, 12 00:02:28,727 --> 00:02:30,976 I'm the son of a monkey! 13 00:02:31,893 --> 00:02:34,519 Wow, the monkey house still hasn't been dismantled yet! 14 00:02:34,519 --> 00:02:36,251 Come on! Just drop a bomb on it! 15 00:02:36,251 --> 00:02:37,626 Who'd like to go first? 16 00:02:37,626 --> 00:02:40,835 I'll give you a big red envelope!
(T/N: A monetary gift which is given during holidays or special occasions) 17 00:02:40,835 --> 00:02:42,726 Pull it down! 18 00:02:42,726 --> 00:02:45,026 Pull it down! 19 00:02:45,026 --> 00:02:46,585 Look! 20 00:02:46,585 --> 00:02:47,726 That's the idiot. 21 00:02:47,726 --> 00:02:48,788 We're a listed company, 22 00:02:48,788 --> 00:02:50,678 but there's nothing we're able to do about knocking down a small building. 23 00:02:50,685 --> 00:02:52,350 It will be such a shame if this is made public! 24 00:02:52,350 --> 00:02:53,585 Yes, exactly. 25 00:02:53,585 --> 00:02:56,060 Just go! 26 00:03:27,017 --> 00:03:29,617 Brother Monkey, spare me! 27 00:03:31,308 --> 00:03:32,919 I don't get it. 28 00:03:32,919 --> 00:03:36,299 Why is this so tough? It should be a piece of cake! 29 00:03:36,299 --> 00:03:39,341 Tell me. Who's in charge of this project? 30 00:03:39,341 --> 00:03:41,000 Xiaosen! 31 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:41,934 Xiaosen! I can say that for sure. 32 00:03:41,934 --> 00:03:43,374 Where the hell is he? 33 00:03:50,809 --> 00:03:53,333 Master Tang? That's him! 34 00:03:53,333 --> 00:03:55,933 Master Tang came to help us!
(T/N: Tang Sanzang is the Monk in Journey to the West) 35 00:03:55,933 --> 00:03:57,249 This is so much fun! Boy! 36 00:03:57,249 --> 00:03:58,933 I was hoping someone would come play with me! 37 00:03:58,933 --> 00:04:02,291 I'll let you try out my high tech weapon. 38 00:04:04,641 --> 00:04:05,808 Master Tang is the best! 39 00:04:05,808 --> 00:04:08,199 Beat him up! 40 00:04:15,473 --> 00:04:22,974 Hero! Hero! 41 00:05:12,972 --> 00:05:15,389 Dad, he bullied me! 42 00:05:15,389 --> 00:05:17,164 Get him! 43 00:05:17,164 --> 00:05:18,598 Look, we're in big trouble. 44 00:05:18,598 --> 00:05:20,097 No wonder our share price is diving! 45 00:05:20,097 --> 00:05:21,889 So, I have a proposal. 46 00:05:21,889 --> 00:05:22,598 Get another person for this job. 47 00:05:22,598 --> 00:05:23,931 Brother, 48 00:05:23,931 --> 00:05:26,656 if you're not feeling well, then just give yourself a break. 49 00:05:26,656 --> 00:05:29,406 I'll just take care of the small things. 50 00:05:29,406 --> 00:05:30,931 Nonsense! 51 00:05:30,931 --> 00:05:32,222 Chairman Tang looks pretty good! 52 00:05:32,222 --> 00:05:33,764 See? Just look at his rosy cheeks! 53 00:05:33,764 --> 00:05:35,463 He as sound as the Buddha! 54 00:05:35,463 --> 00:05:36,764 What happened? 55 00:05:36,764 --> 00:05:39,556 Sir! 56 00:05:40,972 --> 00:05:43,014 Do you think he'll get over it? 57 00:05:43,014 --> 00:05:45,131 What will happen to him? 58 00:05:48,471 --> 00:05:50,772 What does it say in my brother's will? 59 00:05:50,772 --> 00:05:52,163 Tang Chasu... 60 00:05:52,163 --> 00:05:54,781 He's still alive! 61 00:05:55,681 --> 00:05:57,013 You know that day will come 62 00:05:57,013 --> 00:05:58,622 and smart people plan ahead! 63 00:05:58,622 --> 00:06:03,830 Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! 64 00:06:03,830 --> 00:06:06,572 Dad! You can't leave me! 65 00:06:07,597 --> 00:06:11,205 The will... I've already got it taken care of. 66 00:06:11,205 --> 00:06:14,471 The will was given to someone in India. 67 00:06:14,471 --> 00:06:17,138 Take this letter to India. 68 00:06:17,138 --> 00:06:23,513 Give it to my contact personally yourself. 69 00:06:23,513 --> 00:06:26,538 He'll then hand over the will to you. 70 00:06:26,538 --> 00:06:28,329 He's in Nendu Gaun. 71 00:06:28,329 --> 00:06:31,495 The man you fought with today, 72 00:06:31,495 --> 00:06:34,470 take him with you. 73 00:06:34,470 --> 00:06:35,546 You know that guy? 74 00:06:35,546 --> 00:06:37,538 He can keep you safe! 75 00:06:37,538 --> 00:06:40,304 Dad, I don't know what you're talking about. 76 00:06:40,304 --> 00:06:42,680 You will understand soon. 77 00:06:42,680 --> 00:06:45,804 You'll find out. 78 00:06:46,546 --> 00:06:48,495 I'm... 79 00:06:48,495 --> 00:06:50,588 so tired. 80 00:06:51,563 --> 00:06:53,762 Dad. 81 00:06:53,762 --> 00:06:55,845 Dad! 82 00:07:15,929 --> 00:07:17,679 Wild monkey! Stop it! 83 00:07:17,679 --> 00:07:19,303 Are you looking for trouble? Monkey! 84 00:07:19,303 --> 00:07:22,161 I just want to have some fun here. 85 00:08:03,135 --> 00:08:04,043 Buddha! 86 00:08:04,043 --> 00:08:05,410 Monkey King, 87 00:08:05,410 --> 00:08:07,910 you need one more tribulation 88 00:08:07,910 --> 00:08:10,528 to achieve the completion stage. 89 00:08:10,528 --> 00:08:12,493 Go. 90 00:08:20,531 --> 00:08:25,790 [Buddies in India] 91 00:08:31,218 --> 00:08:32,743 Who's there?! 92 00:08:33,677 --> 00:08:34,301 It's me! 93 00:08:34,301 --> 00:08:34,927 I-It's me! 94 00:08:34,927 --> 00:08:36,259 Don't you recognize me? 95 00:08:36,259 --> 00:08:38,342 I'm the handsome guy, Fresh Meat!
(T/N: Slang for young and handsome) 96 00:08:38,342 --> 00:08:38,968 Let me go! 97 00:08:38,968 --> 00:08:39,760 Are you looking for trouble again? 98 00:08:39,760 --> 00:08:41,301 What? Don't believe me? I'll kick your ass! 99 00:08:41,301 --> 00:08:41,952 Let go, let go of me! 100 00:08:41,952 --> 00:08:44,868 I'm here to get you out! I'm bailing you out of jail. 101 00:08:46,885 --> 00:08:48,860 Who told you to bail me out? 102 00:08:49,926 --> 00:08:50,867 Whatever. Let's be clear on one point. 103 00:08:50,867 --> 00:08:52,017 I'm the only one who can set you free. 104 00:08:52,017 --> 00:08:53,593 But there's one condition. 105 00:08:53,593 --> 00:08:55,192 Come with me to India. 106 00:08:55,192 --> 00:08:56,884 India? Which India? 107 00:08:56,884 --> 00:09:00,651 ♫ Aankehein Khuli ho ya ho band... ♫
(Whether your eyes are open or shut...) 108 00:09:00,651 --> 00:09:04,009 ♫ Deedar unka hota hai... ♫
(they will always watch your loved one.) 109 00:09:04,009 --> 00:09:04,951 ♫ Kai..
- No way! 110 00:09:04,951 --> 00:09:05,451 Why not? 111 00:09:05,451 --> 00:09:06,509 Just looking at you makes me annoyed! 112 00:09:06,509 --> 00:09:09,384 All right! Then you can stay here for another 7, 8, or 10 years. 113 00:09:09,384 --> 00:09:10,909 I'm not trying to scare you. 114 00:09:10,909 --> 00:09:12,801 You wounded 27 employees, 115 00:09:12,801 --> 00:09:14,634 damaged three cars, 116 00:09:14,634 --> 00:09:16,892 and one drone. 117 00:09:16,892 --> 00:09:18,967 Total final property damage? 118 00:09:18,967 --> 00:09:21,191 Take a good look at it. 119 00:09:23,325 --> 00:09:24,909 If I don't sign the conciliation sheet, 120 00:09:24,909 --> 00:09:26,450 your monkeys will become orphans. 121 00:09:26,450 --> 00:09:27,909 It may even be worse than that. 122 00:09:27,909 --> 00:09:30,501 They might even become monkey meat kebabs! 123 00:09:38,025 --> 00:09:39,592 Wait! 124 00:09:49,466 --> 00:09:53,933 Someone wishes for Tang Sen to die, before he reaches Nendu Gaun. 125 00:09:53,933 --> 00:09:55,158 What do you mean? 126 00:09:55,158 --> 00:09:59,133 You must keep close tabs on him. Keep him safe. 127 00:09:59,133 --> 00:10:01,191 Let me go! 128 00:10:01,191 --> 00:10:03,983 I'll be back home in two days. 129 00:10:09,533 --> 00:10:12,982 If anything happens to him, 130 00:10:12,982 --> 00:10:15,132 your loft...? 131 00:10:15,132 --> 00:10:16,675 Boom! 132 00:10:17,174 --> 00:10:18,658 You mean it'll become five lofts? 133 00:10:18,658 --> 00:10:21,007 It'll vanish clear away. 134 00:10:31,157 --> 00:10:34,307 Tell me. Why did you leave the will in India? 135 00:10:34,307 --> 00:10:36,473 Are you Indian? 136 00:10:38,307 --> 00:10:39,924 Have you rode a flying carpet before? 137 00:10:39,924 --> 00:10:42,749 I'm from Beijing. Arabs ride flying carpets. 138 00:10:45,406 --> 00:10:46,907 Then did you know that you need a passport when traveling abroad? 139 00:10:46,907 --> 00:10:50,089 If you don't have one, you can't board the plane. I'm not kidding. 140 00:10:51,674 --> 00:10:53,298 How about yours? 141 00:10:53,298 --> 00:10:55,624 Mine? 142 00:10:55,624 --> 00:10:57,139 Where is my passport? 143 00:10:57,139 --> 00:10:58,898 What's that? 144 00:10:59,715 --> 00:11:01,406 Firecrackers! 145 00:11:03,156 --> 00:11:05,557 Are you going to get married in India? 146 00:11:05,557 --> 00:11:08,398 This is called munitions. They'll confiscate the stupid things before you even board the plane! 147 00:11:08,398 --> 00:11:10,189 Tell me. Are you retarded? 148 00:11:10,189 --> 00:11:12,123 Who are you talking to? 149 00:11:14,214 --> 00:11:17,706 Dad, why did you beg me to take him along to India? 150 00:11:19,923 --> 00:11:20,948 You're a psycho! 151 00:11:20,948 --> 00:11:22,363 How dare you set off the firecrackers in the car! 152 00:11:22,363 --> 00:11:23,656 I enjoy the noise. 153 00:11:23,656 --> 00:11:25,297 It's against the law! 154 00:11:25,297 --> 00:11:26,789 Why didn't you tell me this earlier? 155 00:11:26,789 --> 00:11:31,338 Dad, why did you do this to me?! 156 00:11:45,255 --> 00:11:46,447 I've got no problem with you holding my hand, 157 00:11:46,447 --> 00:11:49,155 but please don't interlock fingers with me. 158 00:12:00,572 --> 00:12:01,305 Are you out to kill people? 159 00:12:01,305 --> 00:12:02,988 My arm is broken! Broken! 160 00:12:02,988 --> 00:12:04,605 Damn it! 161 00:12:05,197 --> 00:12:06,572 What are you doing? 162 00:12:06,572 --> 00:12:08,555 I'm asking you...! 163 00:12:08,555 --> 00:12:09,838 What are you trying to do? 164 00:12:09,838 --> 00:12:11,922 Do you think it's legal to hit people in India? 165 00:12:11,922 --> 00:12:15,088 Do you think there's no police to stop you? 166 00:12:16,296 --> 00:12:17,630 Are you crazy? 167 00:12:17,630 --> 00:12:19,747 Why do you hit everyone you see? 168 00:12:19,747 --> 00:12:22,096 That man was on the same fight as we were. 169 00:12:22,096 --> 00:12:23,822 What's wrong with your nose? 170 00:12:23,822 --> 00:12:25,597 Who did it? 171 00:12:25,597 --> 00:12:27,171 Who do you think did it? 172 00:12:27,171 --> 00:12:28,987 You're jealous, right? Because I'm good looking, right? 173 00:12:28,987 --> 00:12:31,622 Okay, just take your hands off me. 174 00:12:31,622 --> 00:12:33,572 I would've given you the money. 175 00:12:33,572 --> 00:12:35,654 Just don't abuse me all day, okay? 176 00:12:35,654 --> 00:12:37,296 I'm coming, Brother Sen! 177 00:12:37,296 --> 00:12:39,862 I'm coming! 178 00:12:39,862 --> 00:12:41,737 Brother! 179 00:12:46,737 --> 00:12:48,445 I'm fine. 180 00:12:48,445 --> 00:12:49,587 Sorry I'm late, brother! 181 00:12:49,587 --> 00:12:51,146 Stay back! 182 00:12:51,146 --> 00:12:51,879 Brother Sen, 183 00:12:51,879 --> 00:12:55,571 I work for BAO TANG GROUP- India Office. I'm Zhu Tianpeng! People call me Little Pig! (T/N: Pigsy in Journey to the West) 184 00:12:55,571 --> 00:12:58,887 Look, we're all together in this photo! 185 00:12:58,887 --> 00:12:59,712 Are you sure? 186 00:12:59,712 --> 00:13:01,546 Yes, that's me right there! See! 187 00:13:01,546 --> 00:13:03,737 Where's the welcome car picking us up 188 00:13:07,170 --> 00:13:08,336 Brother Sen, 189 00:13:08,336 --> 00:13:11,762 let me show you around the town first. Okay? 190 00:13:14,711 --> 00:13:15,753 Wow, brother! 191 00:13:15,753 --> 00:13:17,003 He's the person Tang Chasu wants us to kill. 192 00:13:17,003 --> 00:13:18,336 ¥2,500,000! 193 00:13:18,336 --> 00:13:19,611 You stupid fool! 194 00:13:19,611 --> 00:13:21,670 We've been working so hard and it's only now you recognize him! 195 00:13:21,670 --> 00:13:22,170 Let's go! 196 00:13:22,170 --> 00:13:23,403 Yeah. 197 00:13:35,670 --> 00:13:37,795 Look, this is Wangfujing; the shopping street of India. 198 00:13:37,795 --> 00:13:40,160 My dear brother is coming! 199 00:13:40,973 --> 00:13:43,042 [Prince's Suite] 200 00:13:44,360 --> 00:13:45,695 What's our schedule for tomorrow? 201 00:13:45,695 --> 00:13:49,360 There's a two hour morning flight tomorrow to Nendu Gaun. We're all ready! 202 00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:50,736 There's no flight today? 203 00:13:50,736 --> 00:13:53,277 There are no seats available today. I'll take you to a wedding for fun. 204 00:13:53,277 --> 00:13:54,711 You know, a rich Indian's' wedding is unbelievable! 205 00:13:54,711 --> 00:13:56,044 It will last for a whole week. 206 00:13:56,044 --> 00:13:57,960 A wedding feast is a super blast. 207 00:13:57,960 --> 00:13:59,669 There's video games and sideshows. 208 00:13:59,669 --> 00:14:01,877 People go really wild! 209 00:14:01,877 --> 00:14:03,710 It's very exciting! 210 00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:05,710 Show me the card! 211 00:14:06,752 --> 00:14:07,460 Really? 212 00:14:07,460 --> 00:14:08,419 Really. I promise! 213 00:14:08,419 --> 00:14:08,919 Let's go then! 214 00:14:08,919 --> 00:14:10,027 Let's... 215 00:14:11,210 --> 00:14:11,944 Hee, hee... Good boy! 216 00:14:11,944 --> 00:14:14,627 Wait. That jerk follows me everywhere. What can I do? 217 00:14:15,919 --> 00:14:17,902 I miss you a lot! 218 00:14:22,585 --> 00:14:23,610 Now's our chance! 219 00:14:23,610 --> 00:14:25,484 Come on! 220 00:14:31,051 --> 00:14:33,652 Who sealed this door with clear duct tape? 221 00:14:33,652 --> 00:14:35,484 Me. 222 00:14:36,126 --> 00:14:37,068 Be gentle! 223 00:14:37,068 --> 00:14:39,293 Don't move! 224 00:14:40,809 --> 00:14:41,943 You're hurting my brother! 225 00:14:41,943 --> 00:14:43,893 Let me do it! 226 00:14:49,001 --> 00:14:50,751 My eyebrow? 227 00:14:51,751 --> 00:14:53,284 Zhu Tianpeng, he disfigured me! 228 00:14:53,284 --> 00:14:54,126 Where were you guys going? 229 00:14:54,126 --> 00:14:55,084 Why the hell do you want to know? 230 00:14:55,084 --> 00:14:56,626 I want to go with you! 231 00:14:56,626 --> 00:14:59,151 - No damn way!
- No damn way! 232 00:15:09,292 --> 00:15:10,584 Hurry! 233 00:15:10,584 --> 00:15:12,375 Follow him. 234 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:40,708 Brother Sen! Brother Sen! 235 00:15:41,667 --> 00:15:42,750 Classic curry flavor! 236 00:15:42,750 --> 00:15:44,092 It's made exclusively just for you! 237 00:15:44,092 --> 00:15:46,349 Let me try it! 238 00:15:47,567 --> 00:15:48,883 Have fun! 239 00:15:48,883 --> 00:15:50,374 Take your time, walk around. 240 00:15:50,374 --> 00:15:52,341 It'll be a while before the wedding starts. 241 00:15:52,341 --> 00:15:54,750 What if it's toxic? 242 00:16:00,916 --> 00:16:03,249 We're dressed like 243 00:16:03,249 --> 00:16:05,683 the local mainstream people. True gentlemen. 244 00:16:07,416 --> 00:16:09,074 Hey, stupid! 245 00:16:09,074 --> 00:16:12,107 We're professional killers, so be gentle. 246 00:16:52,956 --> 00:16:53,790 Are you crazy? 247 00:16:53,790 --> 00:16:55,898 What the hell are you doing?! 248 00:16:55,898 --> 00:16:58,198 Someone wants to kill you. 249 00:16:58,198 --> 00:16:59,623 Oh, really? 250 00:16:59,623 --> 00:17:01,756 Who wants to kill me? 251 00:17:01,756 --> 00:17:03,290 I'm asking you guys. Who wants to kill me? 252 00:17:03,290 --> 00:17:04,331 Who's the killer? 253 00:17:04,331 --> 00:17:05,040 Where is he? 254 00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:06,540 Tell me. Where is he? 255 00:17:06,540 --> 00:17:07,581 This guy is trying to kill me! 256 00:17:07,581 --> 00:17:08,748 Help me! Help me! 257 00:17:08,748 --> 00:17:10,247 Help me! 258 00:17:10,247 --> 00:17:11,497 You hit everyone you meet. Is it fun? 259 00:17:11,497 --> 00:17:12,164 Tell me. Is it fun? 260 00:17:12,164 --> 00:17:13,123 You're such a savage! 261 00:17:13,123 --> 00:17:14,815 You behave so badly! 262 00:17:15,497 --> 00:17:16,956 Where are you taking me? 263 00:17:16,956 --> 00:17:18,540 Let go of me! 264 00:17:18,540 --> 00:17:20,956 It's not safe here. Just follow me! 265 00:17:22,972 --> 00:17:24,197 Safety, safety! 266 00:17:24,197 --> 00:17:25,889 Do you have a magic helmet or something? 267 00:17:25,889 --> 00:17:27,872 Stay inside here. Keep quiet! 268 00:17:27,872 --> 00:17:30,789 - What do you want?
- Shut up and be quiet! 269 00:17:30,789 --> 00:17:33,172 Stay here! Just you wait! 270 00:17:33,172 --> 00:17:35,523 Let me out! 271 00:17:39,455 --> 00:17:41,122 Excuse me! 272 00:17:41,122 --> 00:17:42,830 Move aside! 273 00:17:42,830 --> 00:17:45,164 Excuse me! 274 00:17:45,164 --> 00:17:46,855 Move aside! 275 00:17:46,855 --> 00:17:50,539 Shit, they found him so quickly! 276 00:17:52,755 --> 00:17:55,522 Push harder! Hurry up! 277 00:17:57,897 --> 00:17:59,379 Put it down! 278 00:18:00,017 --> 00:18:03,013 Believe me or not, I can and will kick both your asses. 279 00:18:03,557 --> 00:18:05,363 Get him! 280 00:18:39,556 --> 00:18:40,771 Get out of the way. 281 00:18:40,771 --> 00:18:42,521 Bullshit! 282 00:18:52,621 --> 00:18:54,828 Brother, why didn't you beat him up? 283 00:18:54,828 --> 00:18:57,554 You were in my way! How could I do it? 284 00:18:57,554 --> 00:18:59,045 Go ahead then! 285 00:19:01,385 --> 00:19:03,870 Do you think I'm stupid?! 286 00:19:03,870 --> 00:19:04,745 Give him the Death Attack! 287 00:19:04,745 --> 00:19:06,812 Draw your sword! 288 00:19:14,505 --> 00:19:15,837 Slam on your brakes, Brother! 289 00:19:15,837 --> 00:19:16,937 I can't! 290 00:19:16,937 --> 00:19:18,302 Don't run! Come back! 291 00:19:18,302 --> 00:19:20,695 Don't be cowards. Come and hit me! 292 00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:23,853 Tang Sen, are you all right? 293 00:19:31,334 --> 00:19:32,986 He has been switched! 294 00:20:16,393 --> 00:20:18,110 Come on! Come with me! 295 00:20:21,702 --> 00:20:22,951 I looked for you everywhere, 296 00:20:22,951 --> 00:20:24,826 but all you know is how to party! 297 00:20:24,826 --> 00:20:27,276 Don't you know someone is out to kill you! 298 00:20:29,063 --> 00:20:30,868 I want to play, too! 299 00:20:30,868 --> 00:20:32,268 Stop eating and run! 300 00:20:32,268 --> 00:20:34,101 Sisters! 301 00:20:34,101 --> 00:20:38,026 Let's play a game of chicken! 302 00:20:41,492 --> 00:20:43,793 Wow! Chicken? 303 00:20:49,951 --> 00:20:51,618 Are you crazy? 304 00:20:51,618 --> 00:20:53,242 You flirt with every Indian woman 305 00:20:53,242 --> 00:20:55,325 and also wastes food! 306 00:20:55,325 --> 00:20:57,200 You're just plain reckless! 307 00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:58,826 I don't speak English but I know you bully me. 308 00:20:58,826 --> 00:21:00,743 Just go right ahead, you bastard! 309 00:21:00,743 --> 00:21:03,184 Don't you still have to go get that will? 310 00:21:04,462 --> 00:21:06,142 Why did you drag me here? 311 00:21:06,142 --> 00:21:08,034 Who are you anyway? 312 00:21:08,034 --> 00:21:09,492 I got the wrong person! Sorry! 313 00:21:09,492 --> 00:21:11,217 Hey, come back here! 314 00:21:11,217 --> 00:21:13,100 You should apologize to me! 315 00:21:31,825 --> 00:21:33,900 Did you see that? 316 00:22:11,781 --> 00:22:13,716 Wu Kong!
(Note: Sun Wu Kong is the legendary name of the Monkey King) 317 00:22:17,282 --> 00:22:18,599 This way! 318 00:22:18,599 --> 00:22:19,683 No, this way! 319 00:22:19,683 --> 00:22:22,407 We didn't catch that jerk! He's long gone! 320 00:22:22,407 --> 00:22:24,240 He's just like a monkey! 321 00:22:24,240 --> 00:22:25,432 Just like a Monkey King! 322 00:22:25,432 --> 00:22:27,541 You fools! 323 00:22:30,865 --> 00:22:32,633 Wait for my orders. 324 00:22:38,470 --> 00:22:41,232 Wait! Wait! I can't run anymore. 325 00:22:41,980 --> 00:22:44,073 Hurry up! 326 00:22:45,090 --> 00:22:46,207 What the hell have you done?! 327 00:22:46,207 --> 00:22:47,615 I'm just protecting you! 328 00:22:47,615 --> 00:22:49,698 The blond and silver-haired men put the box on a cart. 329 00:22:49,698 --> 00:22:50,598 They want to kill you! 330 00:22:50,598 --> 00:22:51,765 Can't you see that? 331 00:22:51,765 --> 00:22:53,573 Excuse me, but who locked me in that box? 332 00:22:53,573 --> 00:22:54,682 Aish! Are you some golden retriever? 333 00:22:54,682 --> 00:22:55,848 You're not even a husky! 334 00:22:55,848 --> 00:22:57,732 I was almost suffocated in that dark box! 335 00:22:57,732 --> 00:22:58,515 I almost choked on a damn light bulb! 336 00:22:58,515 --> 00:23:00,056 I was almost murdered by someone's smelly butt, too! 337 00:23:00,056 --> 00:23:01,523 Who's fault is all this?! 338 00:23:01,523 --> 00:23:02,740 I agree! 339 00:23:02,740 --> 00:23:03,389 Look at me! 340 00:23:03,389 --> 00:23:04,072 Look at this here! And here! 341 00:23:04,072 --> 00:23:06,865 This here, too! 342 00:23:06,865 --> 00:23:07,947 This is all your fault! 343 00:23:07,947 --> 00:23:10,906 Why am I the one who's suffering, but you get the profit? 344 00:23:10,906 --> 00:23:12,247 Ever since you got to India, 345 00:23:12,247 --> 00:23:13,789 you've been looking for trouble. 346 00:23:13,789 --> 00:23:15,889 Have you become the VIP member in an Indian cop station? 347 00:23:15,889 --> 00:23:17,532 Why can't you see the truth? 348 00:23:17,532 --> 00:23:19,447 You would've died without me! 349 00:23:19,447 --> 00:23:20,489 You just tell me then, 350 00:23:20,489 --> 00:23:21,532 have you ever offended anyone in China? 351 00:23:21,532 --> 00:23:24,539 They've come here to kill you! 352 00:23:24,539 --> 00:23:26,347 Oh, my sweet Jesus! 353 00:23:26,347 --> 00:23:28,222 Ever since I've known you, 354 00:23:28,222 --> 00:23:29,597 I'm always getting abused. 355 00:23:29,597 --> 00:23:31,346 My butt, my face, and all my internal organs. 356 00:23:31,346 --> 00:23:33,413 You've hurt me from the inside out! 357 00:23:33,413 --> 00:23:34,756 Just tell it to me straight, 358 00:23:34,756 --> 00:23:36,097 why do you want revenge on me? 359 00:23:36,097 --> 00:23:37,539 I bet we're long lost enemies, right? 360 00:23:37,539 --> 00:23:38,997 Or did I drop you into a well in my past life? 361 00:23:38,997 --> 00:23:41,047 Why do you screw up everything in my life? 362 00:23:41,047 --> 00:23:42,305 Right, Brother! 363 00:23:42,305 --> 00:23:44,388 I could tell that you weren't a good person at first sight! 364 00:23:44,388 --> 00:23:45,806 You're a troublemaker, a broom star!
(T/N: A bad luck comet - MK streaks across sky on a cloud) 365 00:23:45,806 --> 00:23:48,205 And a funny clown! 366 00:23:48,205 --> 00:23:49,380 Brother Sen! 367 00:23:49,380 --> 00:23:50,556 That's enough talk! 368 00:23:50,556 --> 00:23:51,180 Let's go back to the hotel! 369 00:23:51,180 --> 00:23:52,681 How can we go back to the hotel? 370 00:23:52,681 --> 00:23:54,539 He hit people and messed around! 371 00:23:54,539 --> 00:23:56,955 Are you sure the Indian Police won't eat us instead? 372 00:23:57,838 --> 00:24:00,005 They're vegetarians. I'm positive! 373 00:24:00,678 --> 00:24:01,738 You're so stupid! When I was on that stage, 374 00:24:01,738 --> 00:24:03,388 everyone was taking pictures of me. 375 00:24:03,388 --> 00:24:04,346 Didn't you see what they did? 376 00:24:04,346 --> 00:24:06,138 Now, everyone recognizes my handsome face. 377 00:24:06,138 --> 00:24:07,888 If I go back to the hotel, I'll get caught! 378 00:24:07,888 --> 00:24:09,555 I'm here to get a will. 379 00:24:09,555 --> 00:24:11,596 Not to go to jail! 380 00:24:11,596 --> 00:24:13,429 I'm still young, 381 00:24:13,429 --> 00:24:15,896 I don't want to end up in jail! 382 00:24:20,638 --> 00:24:21,262 Hello? 383 00:24:21,262 --> 00:24:22,245 So, how's it going? 384 00:24:22,245 --> 00:24:23,788 Is everything going well? Did you pick him up? 385 00:24:23,788 --> 00:24:26,655 Boss. 386 00:24:26,655 --> 00:24:28,663 Wu Kong is a troublemaker. 387 00:24:28,663 --> 00:24:30,755 A broom star! 388 00:24:30,755 --> 00:24:32,470 Anyhow! 389 00:24:32,470 --> 00:24:35,680 Tang Sen's safety always comes first, you know? 390 00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:37,970 Listen, you head to the Saree Factory right now. 391 00:24:37,970 --> 00:24:40,154 I'll send someone to meet you guys. 392 00:24:59,587 --> 00:25:00,679 Lady killer! 393 00:25:00,679 --> 00:25:02,887 Is she coming to kill you, Brother? 394 00:25:02,887 --> 00:25:04,512 Oh my god, is she here to murder me?! 395 00:25:04,512 --> 00:25:07,912 Wu Kong! Help me! 396 00:25:07,912 --> 00:25:10,579 I'm so scared! 397 00:25:13,904 --> 00:25:16,261 Hello, Wu Jing. 398 00:25:16,261 --> 00:25:20,403 Tang Sen is on the way to the Saree Factory. 399 00:25:25,507 --> 00:25:27,053 Enough! 400 00:25:27,053 --> 00:25:28,719 Here's the place. 401 00:25:28,719 --> 00:25:30,153 We have arrived safely! 402 00:25:30,153 --> 00:25:31,394 Wu Kong, 403 00:25:32,386 --> 00:25:33,844 wherever you came from, 404 00:25:33,844 --> 00:25:35,219 just go back. 405 00:25:35,219 --> 00:25:37,594 I promised I'd send him to Nendu Gaun to get a will. 406 00:25:37,594 --> 00:25:39,144 I need to keep my promise. 407 00:25:39,144 --> 00:25:42,094 No, you don't have to. I'll protect him. 408 00:25:42,094 --> 00:25:43,385 Wu Kong, honestly, 409 00:25:43,385 --> 00:25:44,986 it's better if you leave. 410 00:25:44,986 --> 00:25:47,028 You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink. 411 00:25:47,028 --> 00:25:49,653 We can't be happy together. 412 00:25:49,653 --> 00:25:51,678 Do you think I want to stay? 413 00:25:51,678 --> 00:25:53,093 I'm doing all this just to protect my house. 414 00:25:53,093 --> 00:25:54,761 Don't worry! I'll keep your house safe! 415 00:25:54,761 --> 00:25:55,385 Now you can go! 416 00:25:55,385 --> 00:25:56,093 Just go, go, go! Go! 417 00:25:56,093 --> 00:25:56,886 Hurry! Get out of here! 418 00:25:56,886 --> 00:25:58,093 Stay away from me! 419 00:25:58,093 --> 00:25:59,010 Are you serious? 420 00:25:59,010 --> 00:26:00,835 Yes, of course! 421 00:26:04,902 --> 00:26:06,852 Say it again. 422 00:26:06,852 --> 00:26:08,052 I, Tang Sen, 423 00:26:08,052 --> 00:26:10,443 the heir of Bao Tang Group, 424 00:26:10,443 --> 00:26:11,593 I swear! 425 00:26:11,593 --> 00:26:15,652 I'll never tear down your house! Now you can go! 426 00:26:21,085 --> 00:26:22,777 Did he really leave? 427 00:26:23,464 --> 00:26:25,527 Leave then! 428 00:26:25,527 --> 00:26:27,484 Leave and never come back! 429 00:26:27,484 --> 00:26:28,718 He thinks he's as popular as curry, 430 00:26:28,718 --> 00:26:30,176 but we can still enjoy the meal without the curry! 431 00:26:30,176 --> 00:26:31,010 Lets go, Brother. 432 00:26:31,010 --> 00:26:32,735 This Saree Factory is all ours. 433 00:26:32,735 --> 00:26:36,442 There are lots of beauties inside. It's so much fun! 434 00:26:44,017 --> 00:26:48,151 ♫ Gypsy... ♫ 435 00:26:57,901 --> 00:27:00,001 ♫ My beauty can take one's breath away ♫ 436 00:27:00,001 --> 00:27:02,534 ♫ My dear Romeo, be careful ♫ 437 00:27:02,534 --> 00:27:04,934 ♫ My beauty can take one's breath away ♫ 438 00:27:04,934 --> 00:27:07,366 ♫ My dear Romeo, be careful ♫ 439 00:27:07,366 --> 00:27:12,142 ♫ You may come back, but you won't be able to leave so easily ♫ 440 00:27:12,142 --> 00:27:14,350 ♫ I will fall into your embrace ♫ 441 00:27:14,350 --> 00:27:17,017 ♫ and take sweet revenge in love ♫ 442 00:27:17,017 --> 00:27:19,433 ♫ My beauty can take one's breath away ♫ 443 00:27:19,433 --> 00:27:21,867 ♫ My dear Romeo, be careful ♫ 444 00:27:21,867 --> 00:27:24,366 ♫ My beauty can take one's breath away ♫ 445 00:27:24,366 --> 00:27:27,491 ♫ My dear Romeo, be careful ♫ 446 00:27:27,491 --> 00:27:37,691 ♫ Gypsy. Oh, gypsy ♫ 447 00:27:49,733 --> 00:27:54,482 ♫ Gypsy... Are you ready? ♫ 448 00:27:55,550 --> 00:27:57,583 Wu Jing! 449 00:27:57,583 --> 00:27:59,157 Darling! 450 00:27:59,157 --> 00:28:03,315 Are you excited to see me again? 451 00:28:05,357 --> 00:28:07,733 Follow me upstairs. Hmm? 452 00:28:08,625 --> 00:28:11,207 Come with me. 453 00:28:14,382 --> 00:28:16,007 Why did you come to India? 454 00:28:16,007 --> 00:28:17,365 I came here for you. 455 00:28:17,365 --> 00:28:19,049 Brother Sen... 456 00:28:20,715 --> 00:28:23,090 Sweetheart, I missed you so much! 457 00:28:23,090 --> 00:28:24,315 Did you miss me? 458 00:28:24,315 --> 00:28:25,832 Calm down! Wu Jing! 459 00:28:25,832 --> 00:28:28,199 Calm down! Wu Jing! 460 00:28:28,199 --> 00:28:30,099 Jing Jing, we're not close friends. 461 00:28:30,099 --> 00:28:32,473 You know I was drunk that night! 462 00:28:32,473 --> 00:28:34,115 I said I would love you forever 463 00:28:34,115 --> 00:28:35,364 and kiss you 200 or 300 times a day, 464 00:28:35,364 --> 00:28:36,732 have five or six babies in three or four years, 465 00:28:36,732 --> 00:28:37,949 buy seven or eight houses in a school district, 466 00:28:37,949 --> 00:28:39,331 but that was all bullshit! 467 00:28:39,331 --> 00:28:41,065 I was just drunk-talking! 468 00:28:41,065 --> 00:28:43,007 How could you take that seriously? 469 00:28:43,007 --> 00:28:45,264 Whatever, I can't remember anything. 470 00:28:45,264 --> 00:28:46,799 No, my dear, 471 00:28:46,799 --> 00:28:48,865 you remembered it quite clearly! 472 00:28:48,865 --> 00:28:52,089 You didn't even miss a word! 473 00:28:52,964 --> 00:28:54,798 I clarified it all in the next two days. 474 00:28:54,798 --> 00:28:56,981 It was a mistake, you know. 475 00:28:56,981 --> 00:28:58,339 But you just stuck to me everywhere, 476 00:28:58,339 --> 00:28:59,714 even set fire to my house! 477 00:28:59,714 --> 00:29:02,498 I had nowhere to live. I had to hide myself. 478 00:29:03,356 --> 00:29:04,981 Now, you see... 479 00:29:04,981 --> 00:29:08,348 the flame of our love still burns. 480 00:29:12,214 --> 00:29:13,698 Tang Sen, 481 00:29:13,698 --> 00:29:15,964 I don't have to live on your love. 482 00:29:15,964 --> 00:29:18,506 You said you'd love to take care of me forever. 483 00:29:18,506 --> 00:29:20,213 You said you would marry me. 484 00:29:20,213 --> 00:29:23,297 Now, everyone knows it. 485 00:29:23,297 --> 00:29:25,673 I've even put our relationship status on WeChat. 486 00:29:25,673 --> 00:29:27,480 Oh, god, I've gotten millions of likes! 487 00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:29,648 They call me Mrs. Tang! 488 00:29:29,648 --> 00:29:33,798 My parents have even made a clan hall for us. 489 00:29:33,798 --> 00:29:34,947 Look. See? 490 00:29:34,947 --> 00:29:36,447 Doesn't it look nice? 491 00:29:36,447 --> 00:29:39,313 We're still alive! 492 00:29:41,755 --> 00:29:44,797 Someone knows I hate your guts, 493 00:29:44,797 --> 00:29:48,305 so he sent me here to control you. 494 00:29:48,305 --> 00:29:52,280 You'll be killed in a little while. 495 00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:53,980 What do you mean by "someone?" 496 00:29:53,980 --> 00:29:56,697 Who wants to kill me? 497 00:29:58,005 --> 00:30:00,287 If you treat me badly, 498 00:30:00,287 --> 00:30:02,688 I'll treat you the same. 499 00:30:02,688 --> 00:30:04,988 But don't worry, 500 00:30:04,988 --> 00:30:07,146 I won't kill you. 501 00:30:09,863 --> 00:30:13,346 If you're not going to kill me, then why do you have grilling tools? 502 00:30:13,346 --> 00:30:16,622 Behave yourself! 503 00:30:17,838 --> 00:30:18,722 Stay away! 504 00:30:18,722 --> 00:30:20,129 Zhu Tianpeng, save me! 505 00:30:20,129 --> 00:30:22,530 Wu Jing is going to eat my flesh! 506 00:30:32,879 --> 00:30:34,529 Beautiful? 507 00:30:35,296 --> 00:30:36,929 Beautiful. 508 00:30:36,929 --> 00:30:38,112 Don't go. 509 00:30:38,112 --> 00:30:39,171 Chat with me. 510 00:30:39,171 --> 00:30:41,478 Let's do it! 511 00:30:42,270 --> 00:30:44,129 Wu Kong... 512 00:30:44,129 --> 00:30:46,203 I was wrong. 513 00:30:46,203 --> 00:30:48,295 Help me! 514 00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:00,721 Baby! 515 00:31:00,721 --> 00:31:04,120 Where are you taking me? 516 00:31:19,145 --> 00:31:22,320 What makes you, baby girls, think you can beat me? 517 00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:24,086 Oh, come on! Let me tell you, 518 00:31:24,086 --> 00:31:25,778 I know Kung Fu! 519 00:31:25,778 --> 00:31:28,870 I've taken martial arts classes before! 520 00:31:37,728 --> 00:31:38,477 Darling, don't be scared! 521 00:31:38,477 --> 00:31:40,327 Help! 522 00:31:43,394 --> 00:31:44,835 Honey, honey! 523 00:31:44,835 --> 00:31:47,335 I love you, my husband, 524 00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:50,310 Darling!
[I'm an asshole] 525 00:31:52,402 --> 00:31:53,960 Tang Sen! 526 00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:56,144 Pay for my airfare! 527 00:31:58,194 --> 00:31:59,819 Tang Sen? 528 00:32:02,434 --> 00:32:04,277 Sweetheart, I love you. 529 00:32:04,277 --> 00:32:06,560 Help me! Help! 530 00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:08,401 Sweetie! 531 00:32:10,085 --> 00:32:12,060 Wu... Kong! 532 00:32:12,877 --> 00:32:13,835 Wu Kong! 533 00:32:13,835 --> 00:32:16,885 I knew you would come back! 534 00:32:19,043 --> 00:32:20,401 Stop her! 535 00:32:20,401 --> 00:32:23,894 Look, she is trying to grill me! 536 00:32:23,894 --> 00:32:26,418 This crazy woman will murder me! 537 00:32:28,443 --> 00:32:31,026 This is a lovers quarrel. 538 00:32:31,026 --> 00:32:31,959 You'd better mind your own business. 539 00:32:31,959 --> 00:32:33,610 I don't know her at all! 540 00:32:33,610 --> 00:32:35,493 You don't know me... 541 00:32:36,544 --> 00:32:38,793 If not, do you think I would do this with him? 542 00:32:38,793 --> 00:32:41,009 It's just a photo from that party game, "Truth or Die!" 543 00:32:41,009 --> 00:32:44,450 I can't believe you are saying that! 544 00:32:47,251 --> 00:32:48,084 Look, here! 545 00:32:48,084 --> 00:32:49,483 This is what I did for him! 546 00:32:49,483 --> 00:32:52,518 I had his personal mark tattooed on my body. 547 00:32:55,726 --> 00:32:57,183 Wu Kong, don't trust her! 548 00:32:57,183 --> 00:32:58,325 She is a crazy woman! 549 00:32:58,325 --> 00:33:00,543 My life is in danger! 550 00:33:00,543 --> 00:33:04,058 You promised me you would be with me forever. 551 00:33:04,058 --> 00:33:05,108 Did you forget? 552 00:33:05,108 --> 00:33:07,458 I told you I got a bit drunk? 553 00:33:07,458 --> 00:33:09,358 You mean you won't admit what you promised after being drunk? 554 00:33:09,358 --> 00:33:12,392 My dad gave birth to me after drunk sex. 555 00:33:12,392 --> 00:33:13,875 Doesn't that sound ridiculous! 556 00:33:13,875 --> 00:33:15,593 Shut up! 557 00:33:16,108 --> 00:33:17,683 You had sex with her after being drunk. 558 00:33:17,683 --> 00:33:20,285 And now, you want to go back on your word, right? 559 00:33:21,333 --> 00:33:23,300 - I didn't.
- Shut up! 560 00:33:23,300 --> 00:33:26,392 The most-hated word in my life is "abandon!" 561 00:33:28,575 --> 00:33:30,967 Wu Kong, don't treat me like this. 562 00:33:30,967 --> 00:33:32,275 - I'll leave this dude to you!
- Let me go! 563 00:33:32,275 --> 00:33:34,274 Teach him a good lesson! 564 00:33:34,274 --> 00:33:34,892 Thank you, brother! 565 00:33:34,892 --> 00:33:36,457 This is not good, Wu Kong! 566 00:33:36,457 --> 00:33:37,332 Are you insane? 567 00:33:37,332 --> 00:33:38,708 You said, I was in danger when I was safe. 568 00:33:38,708 --> 00:33:40,042 Now that I'm in danger, you're just leaving me behind. 569 00:33:40,042 --> 00:33:41,332 Is this how you protect me? 570 00:33:41,332 --> 00:33:44,041 Wu Kong! Come back here! 571 00:33:44,041 --> 00:33:45,858 Wu Kong! I knew you wouldn't leave me alone! 572 00:33:45,858 --> 00:33:47,991 The most hated word in my mind is also "abandon." 573 00:33:47,991 --> 00:33:50,066 I knew you'd change your mind. 574 00:33:50,066 --> 00:33:51,874 It's okay. 575 00:33:51,874 --> 00:33:53,832 I can forgive you since you recovered from your mistake. 576 00:33:53,832 --> 00:33:55,625 Pay for my return flight, I deserve it! 577 00:33:55,625 --> 00:33:57,957 From now on I won't care if you die! 578 00:33:57,957 --> 00:33:59,567 I'll give everything I have to you. Just get me out of here, please! 579 00:33:59,567 --> 00:34:01,091 I'll buy a first-class seat for you! First-class! 580 00:34:01,091 --> 00:34:02,991 What instructions did Boss give? 581 00:34:02,991 --> 00:34:05,224 Kill them all. 582 00:34:05,224 --> 00:34:06,166 Wu Kong! 583 00:34:06,166 --> 00:34:08,291 Don't go away, come back! 584 00:34:08,291 --> 00:34:11,899 If I get the will, I'll split the money with you 50-50! 585 00:34:14,207 --> 00:34:16,448 Help me! 586 00:34:34,323 --> 00:34:35,599 Don't get me wrong! 587 00:34:35,599 --> 00:34:39,273 I'm finished with him, I've nothing more to do with him! 588 00:34:41,081 --> 00:34:42,690 Husband. 589 00:34:47,206 --> 00:34:49,273 Don't get me wrong! Girls! 590 00:34:49,273 --> 00:34:51,640 Husband! 591 00:34:56,623 --> 00:34:57,648 Wu Kong! 592 00:34:57,648 --> 00:34:59,215 Bravo! 593 00:34:59,215 --> 00:35:00,540 It's none of my business! 594 00:35:00,540 --> 00:35:02,915 Are you all right? Thank you for saving me! 595 00:35:06,289 --> 00:35:07,831 Husband. 596 00:35:11,414 --> 00:35:12,380 Bravo! 597 00:35:12,380 --> 00:35:14,464 That jerk is nuts! 598 00:35:22,581 --> 00:35:25,055 What're you looking at?! 599 00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:30,747 Stop! Stop! I said stop it! 600 00:35:30,747 --> 00:35:34,422 These crazy women did really well. 601 00:35:52,514 --> 00:35:54,221 Come, come, come! Come on over here! 602 00:35:54,221 --> 00:35:55,830 Come! 603 00:36:00,871 --> 00:36:02,371 Brother Sen! 604 00:37:21,302 --> 00:37:23,494 Wu Kong, help! 605 00:37:24,261 --> 00:37:24,969 Brother Sen! 606 00:37:24,969 --> 00:37:25,927 Tang Sen! 607 00:37:25,927 --> 00:37:27,562 Tang Sen! Don't run away! 608 00:37:27,562 --> 00:37:29,161 Come back to me! 609 00:37:29,161 --> 00:37:30,595 I'm never letting you go! 610 00:37:30,595 --> 00:37:31,394 Come back! 611 00:37:31,394 --> 00:37:34,252 I don't want to see you ever again! 612 00:37:39,677 --> 00:37:41,327 Knock him dead! 613 00:37:41,327 --> 00:37:43,652 Knock him dead! 614 00:37:47,777 --> 00:37:48,994 Didn't we meet those two men at the airport? 615 00:37:48,994 --> 00:37:49,727 Oh, now you see it! 616 00:37:49,727 --> 00:37:51,036 Yes, even if you tell me a stone gets pregnant, I'll believe it! 617 00:37:51,036 --> 00:37:52,401 Hurry! 618 00:37:52,401 --> 00:37:53,911 Hurry! 619 00:37:53,911 --> 00:37:56,119 Catch him! 620 00:37:58,952 --> 00:38:01,176 Wu Kong, help me! 621 00:39:00,009 --> 00:39:03,200 We've beaten up the wrong person! 622 00:39:08,617 --> 00:39:09,725 What do we do about Zhu Tianpeng? 623 00:39:09,725 --> 00:39:12,259 Never mind, there's only one way. 624 00:39:13,175 --> 00:39:15,050 Hey! My bicycle! 625 00:39:15,759 --> 00:39:17,125 Brother Sen! 626 00:39:17,125 --> 00:39:19,241 My brother will save me! 627 00:39:20,175 --> 00:39:21,734 Shut up already! 628 00:39:21,734 --> 00:39:24,224 Take me to Tang Sen! 629 00:39:24,224 --> 00:39:27,224 If a man doesn't marry you even after acting the fool, 630 00:39:28,241 --> 00:39:30,941 he is just not that into you! 631 00:39:30,941 --> 00:39:32,559 Then, who is the one he loves? 632 00:39:32,559 --> 00:39:34,233 I've no idea. 633 00:39:35,049 --> 00:39:36,684 But it's not you. 634 00:39:36,684 --> 00:39:39,741 You may have possibly fallen in love with the Mr. Wrong in your life, 635 00:39:39,741 --> 00:39:42,341 but the gods will bring a Mr.Right to you 636 00:39:42,341 --> 00:39:44,283 some time. Right? 637 00:39:46,116 --> 00:39:47,908 You'll just have to wait. 638 00:39:48,883 --> 00:39:50,883 Go to the hell! 639 00:39:54,691 --> 00:39:57,083 You look like a spicy lobster! 640 00:40:00,716 --> 00:40:04,116 Wu Kong, look. I feel like my breast is medium well done!
[I'm an asshole] 641 00:40:42,715 --> 00:40:43,798 Why are you laughing at me? 642 00:40:43,798 --> 00:40:46,682 Your mouth is as big as a frog's. 643 00:40:48,532 --> 00:40:49,740 Don't take my picture! 644 00:40:49,740 --> 00:40:51,873 This is not fuckin' funny! 645 00:40:54,590 --> 00:40:56,206 I told you, 646 00:41:03,532 --> 00:41:05,515 no more photos! 647 00:41:31,839 --> 00:41:34,931 Look out, be careful! 648 00:41:54,506 --> 00:41:56,121 Wu Kong... 649 00:41:58,455 --> 00:42:00,238 Wu Kong. 650 00:42:31,987 --> 00:42:34,370 Wu Kong, are you okay? 651 00:42:34,370 --> 00:42:35,954 Thank god! You're alive! 652 00:42:35,954 --> 00:42:37,787 Is it worth risking your life for a walnut? 653 00:42:37,787 --> 00:42:39,837 Don't you follow me! 654 00:42:39,837 --> 00:42:40,887 If you leave me, what will I do? 655 00:42:40,887 --> 00:42:41,904 Too many people want to kidnap me! 656 00:42:41,904 --> 00:42:43,679 I'm in real danger! 657 00:42:43,679 --> 00:42:46,145 I did wrong, okay? It's all my fault! 658 00:42:46,145 --> 00:42:47,595 I know you like taking pictures, just do it! 659 00:42:47,595 --> 00:42:48,762 I'll do some modeling poses for you! 660 00:42:48,762 --> 00:42:49,662 I told you! 661 00:42:49,662 --> 00:42:51,837 Don't follow me! 662 00:42:53,236 --> 00:42:53,945 All right, go! 663 00:42:53,945 --> 00:42:56,478 I will tear down your house if you dare. 664 00:42:58,754 --> 00:43:01,228 You promised you wouldn't do that. 665 00:43:01,228 --> 00:43:02,111 Who said that? 666 00:43:02,111 --> 00:43:04,119 It was you! 667 00:43:04,119 --> 00:43:06,444 Do you have any proof? 668 00:43:06,444 --> 00:43:07,903 Yes, I do. 669 00:43:07,903 --> 00:43:10,461 You don't want to keep your promise... 670 00:43:11,319 --> 00:43:12,319 Where is it? 671 00:43:12,319 --> 00:43:15,069 Just show it to me. 672 00:43:17,294 --> 00:43:18,719 Come on, show me your proof. 673 00:43:18,719 --> 00:43:20,611 Let me see it. Nothing to show, huh? 674 00:43:20,611 --> 00:43:22,111 Prove it. 675 00:43:23,819 --> 00:43:24,986 Hello? Yang? 676 00:43:24,986 --> 00:43:26,603 Yes, Master Tang. 677 00:43:26,603 --> 00:43:28,153 Are you still at Wu Kong's place? 678 00:43:28,153 --> 00:43:31,385 Yes, we're getting ready to leave. 679 00:43:31,385 --> 00:43:32,318 Stay there! 680 00:43:32,318 --> 00:43:33,836 Pull it down! Tear it to pieces! 681 00:43:33,836 --> 00:43:34,753 How dare you! 682 00:43:34,753 --> 00:43:36,078 Hold on one second. 683 00:43:36,078 --> 00:43:37,235 Come back! 684 00:43:37,235 --> 00:43:38,460 - Come back?
- Stay here! 685 00:43:38,460 --> 00:43:39,343 Only if you promise 686 00:43:39,343 --> 00:43:41,869 you'll help me get the will. 687 00:43:41,869 --> 00:43:43,886 If you dare do it, I'll leave right now! 688 00:43:43,886 --> 00:43:45,761 If you dare to leave, I'll do it at once! 689 00:43:45,761 --> 00:43:46,944 You do it, then I'll just leave! 690 00:43:46,944 --> 00:43:47,653 You leave, then I'll just do it! 691 00:43:47,653 --> 00:43:48,569 You try it and you'll see! 692 00:43:48,569 --> 00:43:49,277 If you don't care, leave! 693 00:43:49,277 --> 00:43:49,861 Do it! 694 00:43:49,861 --> 00:43:51,703 You leave! 695 00:43:58,669 --> 00:44:00,302 Stop fucking laughing at me! 696 00:44:00,302 --> 00:44:02,068 Stand at attention! 697 00:44:03,043 --> 00:44:06,685 Pull... it... down... 698 00:44:13,318 --> 00:44:15,818 Stand on one leg! 699 00:44:15,818 --> 00:44:19,018 Pull... it... down... 700 00:44:22,893 --> 00:44:25,101 Do we do it or not? 701 00:44:25,101 --> 00:44:27,627 Hey, just stop him! 702 00:44:28,301 --> 00:44:29,802 Put the plan on hold! 703 00:44:29,802 --> 00:44:31,885 If I don't call you back after 24 hours, 704 00:44:31,885 --> 00:44:34,326 destroy it in a minute! 705 00:44:34,326 --> 00:44:36,092 What the hell do you want? 706 00:44:36,092 --> 00:44:37,743 I did it to prevent you from going away. 707 00:44:37,743 --> 00:44:38,834 Twenty-four hours from now, 708 00:44:38,834 --> 00:44:40,251 as long as you're still with me, 709 00:44:40,251 --> 00:44:42,409 it's only a call away. I'll handle it, okay? 710 00:44:42,409 --> 00:44:43,484 Stand on one leg! 711 00:44:43,484 --> 00:44:45,226 Come on! 712 00:44:46,192 --> 00:44:48,117 Those two guys are gone! 713 00:44:48,117 --> 00:44:50,301 Can't you do anything right? 714 00:44:50,301 --> 00:44:52,483 Did your brains shut down? 715 00:44:52,483 --> 00:44:55,651 Listen, we made the deal first. 716 00:44:55,651 --> 00:44:57,942 How could you send another gang here? 717 00:44:57,942 --> 00:44:59,776 You broke the rules, you know. 718 00:44:59,776 --> 00:45:03,167 Well, let's make this simple. You pay me ¥2.5 million first, 719 00:45:03,167 --> 00:45:04,609 then I'll hire a bunch of new faces for you. 720 00:45:04,609 --> 00:45:07,959 I guarantee you, I'll give you a surprise. Okay? 721 00:45:07,959 --> 00:45:09,609 Two crews couldn't even get it done! 722 00:45:09,609 --> 00:45:11,584 I'm warning you: If you haven't handled him by tomorrow, 723 00:45:11,584 --> 00:45:13,983 I won't pay you one cent! 724 00:45:13,983 --> 00:45:16,692 How can he hang up so fast, acts just like a monkey! 725 00:45:16,692 --> 00:45:18,108 Hello, Mr. Nine, 726 00:45:18,108 --> 00:45:20,966 I'm calling you to ask a favor. 727 00:45:20,966 --> 00:45:23,941 I'm retired now. 728 00:45:23,941 --> 00:45:26,800 I'll pay you double. 729 00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:28,716 I'm too lazy to go out. 730 00:45:28,716 --> 00:45:31,966 You'll get triple the pay. 731 00:45:31,966 --> 00:45:35,600 I prefer to sip tea at home. 732 00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:37,850 Five times the rate. 733 00:45:38,791 --> 00:45:41,883 I'll think about it. 734 00:45:57,249 --> 00:45:59,190 They're all staring at me! 735 00:45:59,190 --> 00:46:00,899 Do they want to kidnap me? 736 00:46:00,899 --> 00:46:02,024 Hey, stop bothering me. 737 00:46:02,024 --> 00:46:03,882 Pull... it... down! 738 00:46:07,832 --> 00:46:09,707 Is he going to cut off my head? 739 00:46:11,607 --> 00:46:12,940 He is just selling fruit! 740 00:46:12,940 --> 00:46:14,165 But he has a knife! 741 00:46:14,165 --> 00:46:15,690 So you just assume it's for killing you? 742 00:46:15,690 --> 00:46:18,190 Everyone has teeth, so you assume all of them will bite you? 743 00:46:18,190 --> 00:46:19,082 By the way, 744 00:46:19,082 --> 00:46:20,107 I've no problem with you holding my hand, 745 00:46:20,107 --> 00:46:22,232 but please don't interlock fingers with me! 746 00:46:22,232 --> 00:46:23,690 Your hand is damn wet! 747 00:46:23,690 --> 00:46:24,815 I gotta pee. 748 00:46:24,815 --> 00:46:26,273 Then go do it. 749 00:46:26,273 --> 00:46:27,899 I don't dare go alone. 750 00:46:27,899 --> 00:46:29,439 Do you want me to do it for you, too? 751 00:46:29,439 --> 00:46:30,774 Come with me. 752 00:46:30,774 --> 00:46:32,024 I don't want to pee! 753 00:46:32,024 --> 00:46:34,699 Pull... it... down...! 754 00:46:44,064 --> 00:46:46,123 Sister, could you please turn me loose? 755 00:46:46,123 --> 00:46:47,632 I promise I won't run away. 756 00:46:47,632 --> 00:46:49,814 Why are you always clinging to Brother Sen? 757 00:46:49,814 --> 00:46:51,398 Do you want his money, is that it? 758 00:46:51,398 --> 00:46:53,106 Pshaw! 759 00:46:53,106 --> 00:46:55,231 Do you see me as a greedy woman? 760 00:46:55,231 --> 00:46:57,956 I'm a serious woman indeed. 761 00:46:57,956 --> 00:46:59,606 You can't understand because you're single. 762 00:46:59,606 --> 00:47:00,497 Who do you mean? 763 00:47:00,497 --> 00:47:01,497 You! 764 00:47:01,497 --> 00:47:03,298 I have a girlfriend! 765 00:47:03,298 --> 00:47:04,606 She is very smart. 766 00:47:04,606 --> 00:47:06,664 When I called her on my buddy's cellphone, 767 00:47:06,664 --> 00:47:08,480 she even recognized my voice before I said a word. 768 00:47:08,480 --> 00:47:09,463 Why? 769 00:47:09,463 --> 00:47:12,488 Because she responded, honey! 770 00:47:13,831 --> 00:47:15,039 Stop the car! 771 00:47:15,039 --> 00:47:19,472 I have to pee! I have to pee! 772 00:47:20,539 --> 00:47:21,939 Don't play any tricks on me! 773 00:47:21,939 --> 00:47:23,739 I won't try any monkey tricks! 774 00:47:23,739 --> 00:47:25,656 No peeking! 775 00:47:25,656 --> 00:47:27,463 No peeking! 776 00:47:28,581 --> 00:47:29,648 No peeking! 777 00:47:29,648 --> 00:47:31,405 I won't peek! 778 00:47:32,205 --> 00:47:33,897 No peeking! 779 00:47:41,372 --> 00:47:44,313 You made a fool out of me! 780 00:47:44,313 --> 00:47:46,496 Don't run! 781 00:47:54,212 --> 00:47:55,797 Hey, what are you doing? 782 00:47:55,797 --> 00:47:56,663 I'm calling my office in China 783 00:47:56,663 --> 00:47:58,146 to let them know I'm being hunted. 784 00:47:58,146 --> 00:47:59,730 Are you stupid? 785 00:47:59,730 --> 00:48:01,938 So many people want to kill you now and you still dare to call them? 786 00:48:01,938 --> 00:48:04,229 Hung up! Now! 787 00:48:04,229 --> 00:48:05,772 I guess Uncle Lee wouldn't cheat me, right? 788 00:48:05,772 --> 00:48:09,304 But how can you know that there's no one monitoring your phone? 789 00:48:09,304 --> 00:48:12,421 Is your brain in the Power Failure mode? 790 00:48:15,271 --> 00:48:16,021 You must protect me. 791 00:48:16,021 --> 00:48:17,696 You're the only friend I have. 792 00:48:17,696 --> 00:48:19,146 Who the hell is your friend! 793 00:48:19,146 --> 00:48:20,979 We've known each other for all of two days. 794 00:48:20,979 --> 00:48:22,246 Once I get you to your destination, 795 00:48:22,246 --> 00:48:24,704 we will become strangers again. 796 00:48:24,704 --> 00:48:27,879 You're a rich man, why don't you have friends? 797 00:48:27,879 --> 00:48:30,162 It's a long story, 798 00:48:30,896 --> 00:48:32,004 Do you really want to know? 799 00:48:32,004 --> 00:48:34,562 No, you just check out right now. 800 00:48:36,021 --> 00:48:37,370 How did you like our food? 801 00:48:37,370 --> 00:48:38,954 It costs 1,700 rupees. 802 00:48:38,954 --> 00:48:40,295 Okay. 803 00:48:42,771 --> 00:48:44,896 Delicious! You cook so well. 804 00:48:44,896 --> 00:48:47,428 God dammit! 805 00:48:47,428 --> 00:48:49,428 My wallet got burned up at the Saree Factory! 806 00:48:49,428 --> 00:48:50,704 You grabbed my money, right? 807 00:48:50,704 --> 00:48:53,478 I dropped the money when I saved you! 808 00:48:56,036 --> 00:48:56,811 I got an idea. 809 00:48:56,811 --> 00:48:57,411 What the hell do you want? 810 00:48:57,411 --> 00:49:00,504 You can barter the watch to pay for it! 811 00:49:00,504 --> 00:49:01,811 You can take anything, but not this! 812 00:49:01,811 --> 00:49:03,353 Why are you so stingy? You're a rich guy. 813 00:49:03,353 --> 00:49:04,328 I have another idea. 814 00:49:04,328 --> 00:49:05,986 Sit back in your seat. 815 00:49:07,286 --> 00:49:08,520 Don't worry. 816 00:49:08,520 --> 00:49:10,020 He is rich. He'll figure it out. 817 00:49:10,020 --> 00:49:11,870 One second, I'll call someone to pay it! 818 00:49:11,870 --> 00:49:13,953 You should pay for your own meal. 819 00:49:13,953 --> 00:49:16,061 See, the vegetables, flour, and chili peppers? 820 00:49:16,061 --> 00:49:18,228 I bought everything from far away. 821 00:49:18,228 --> 00:49:20,828 I was sweating like a pig 822 00:49:20,828 --> 00:49:23,202 and stumbled a few times, 823 00:49:23,202 --> 00:49:25,845 You can even tell since my eyes are not straight. 824 00:49:25,845 --> 00:49:29,027 Zhu Tianpeng, don't run! 825 00:49:29,027 --> 00:49:31,060 You can't outrun me! 826 00:49:31,060 --> 00:49:34,060 You stupid jerk, Zhu Tianpeng! 827 00:49:34,060 --> 00:49:36,711 You girlfriend called your friend 'Honey' 828 00:49:36,711 --> 00:49:38,485 not you! 829 00:49:38,485 --> 00:49:41,035 What did you say? 830 00:49:41,035 --> 00:49:42,894 What did I say? 831 00:49:42,894 --> 00:49:46,394 How dare you make a fool out of me? Silly pig! 832 00:49:46,394 --> 00:49:49,277 Come with me! Find Tang Sen! 833 00:49:50,410 --> 00:49:52,060 Let's go! 834 00:49:53,910 --> 00:49:55,019 My foot got stuck! 835 00:49:55,019 --> 00:49:56,685 Don't play dumb on me? Come! 836 00:49:56,685 --> 00:49:58,944 I'm not lying! 837 00:50:00,202 --> 00:50:03,368 The train is coming! Untie my shoelace, quick! 838 00:50:03,368 --> 00:50:04,393 Come on! 839 00:50:04,393 --> 00:50:07,094 You made the knot too damn firmly! 840 00:50:09,159 --> 00:50:10,602 You can leave now! 841 00:50:10,602 --> 00:50:12,810 Leave me here alone! 842 00:50:12,810 --> 00:50:14,351 Let me die under the train! 843 00:50:14,351 --> 00:50:15,434 No way! 844 00:50:15,434 --> 00:50:16,393 If you die, 845 00:50:16,393 --> 00:50:18,893 who will take me to find Tang Sen? 846 00:50:19,785 --> 00:50:22,451 If you were my girlfriend... 847 00:50:25,476 --> 00:50:27,876 Lose one leg and save your life! 848 00:50:46,159 --> 00:50:48,325 You're teasing me! 849 00:50:49,283 --> 00:50:51,292 You must take responsibility for me now! 850 00:50:52,768 --> 00:50:56,108 Tell me, did you already know it would turn over there? 851 00:50:58,033 --> 00:50:59,859 Go to the hell! 852 00:51:01,117 --> 00:51:03,659 I worry that you won't be able to pay your way to Nendu Gaun 853 00:51:03,659 --> 00:51:06,033 and you'll die of hunger halfway before you arrive there. 854 00:51:06,033 --> 00:51:09,683 If you guys go attend the "Bull King" Chilli Eating Championship, 855 00:51:09,683 --> 00:51:12,733 you might get a huge bonus. 856 00:51:12,733 --> 00:51:15,900 It'll cover your travel expenses. 857 00:51:15,900 --> 00:51:18,400 Remember that. 858 00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:19,600 Where are we? 859 00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:21,325 He said we would make money here. 860 00:51:21,325 --> 00:51:23,424 We can make money here? 861 00:51:36,449 --> 00:51:50,824 ♫ It's so spicy ♫ 862 00:51:52,949 --> 00:51:56,616 ♫ This reminds you of your strict grandmother, it brings tears to your eyes ♫ 863 00:51:56,616 --> 00:52:00,199 ♫ Ripe, but poisonous. Havoc on the tongue ♫ 864 00:52:00,199 --> 00:52:04,282 ♫ Once it enters your mouth ♫ 865 00:52:04,282 --> 00:52:08,016 ♫ it'll blow you out of your mind ♫ 866 00:52:08,016 --> 00:52:11,949 ♫ What is bound to happen, will happen ♫ 867 00:52:11,949 --> 00:52:18,273 ♫ The one who eats it all, wins ♫ 868 00:52:18,273 --> 00:52:32,781 ♫ It's so spicy! ♫ 869 00:52:38,365 --> 00:52:39,640 It's your time, dude! 870 00:52:39,640 --> 00:52:40,348 Why me? 871 00:52:40,348 --> 00:52:42,448 I cant eat Chilies. I'll go into shock! 872 00:52:42,448 --> 00:52:44,973 The same with me. I will die! 873 00:52:44,973 --> 00:52:46,723 Are you kidding me? You're a Sichuan person! 874 00:52:46,723 --> 00:52:48,965 Not really, I come from Xingtai! 875 00:52:48,965 --> 00:52:49,815 It makes no difference, whatever! 876 00:52:49,815 --> 00:52:51,823 Sign him up! 877 00:52:51,823 --> 00:52:54,447 Hello, hello, hello, he would like to sign up 878 00:52:54,447 --> 00:52:55,556 He loves chilies! 879 00:52:55,556 --> 00:52:56,948 Are you from Africa? 880 00:52:56,948 --> 00:52:59,656 - Oh, no, no, no! We're from China.
- Ah! 881 00:52:59,656 --> 00:53:00,848 Welcome! 882 00:53:00,848 --> 00:53:02,497 Nice to meet you! 883 00:53:02,497 --> 00:53:03,806 What did he say? 884 00:53:03,806 --> 00:53:06,164 He welcomed us for joining their contest. Shake hands! 885 00:53:06,164 --> 00:53:07,489 Who says I'm joining this contest? 886 00:53:07,489 --> 00:53:09,847 You can do it yourself! 887 00:53:09,847 --> 00:53:11,731 I... 888 00:53:11,731 --> 00:53:13,030 I h-have no interest in this. 889 00:53:13,030 --> 00:53:14,955 I... 890 00:53:14,955 --> 00:53:17,472 I-I gotta go. Okay (in English)? 891 00:53:17,472 --> 00:53:20,022 It's okay. 892 00:53:20,022 --> 00:53:20,905 You are not allowed to quit! 893 00:53:20,905 --> 00:53:22,247 I heard him say, "OKAY"! 894 00:53:22,247 --> 00:53:24,864 Don't you see he keeps shaking his head? 895 00:53:24,864 --> 00:53:27,039 Wait a minute. 896 00:53:27,039 --> 00:53:29,222 He likes to eat his own chilies. 897 00:53:29,222 --> 00:53:30,114 No, no, no. 898 00:53:30,114 --> 00:53:33,296 He must eat the chili we provided. 899 00:53:33,296 --> 00:53:36,764 He said, kowtow to him three times and you can quit! 900 00:53:36,764 --> 00:53:39,279 Participants always cheat like you 901 00:53:39,279 --> 00:53:41,580 and so he takes it for granted. 902 00:53:41,580 --> 00:53:42,889 Well, Wu Kong, kowtow to the Lord, 903 00:53:42,889 --> 00:53:44,471 then, we can leave. 904 00:53:44,471 --> 00:53:46,221 What did he say! Ask him to say it again! 905 00:53:46,221 --> 00:53:48,780 He insists to stay! 906 00:53:48,780 --> 00:53:51,279 You have courage! 907 00:53:51,279 --> 00:53:52,764 What did he say? 908 00:53:56,404 --> 00:53:58,096 He said you looked like a good-natured minion 909 00:53:58,096 --> 00:54:00,063 and you're a Mister Fancy-pants.
(T/N: Term can mean pretentious) 910 00:54:00,063 --> 00:54:02,329 Don't shame your ancestors. 911 00:54:05,113 --> 00:54:06,546 I'm a real man! 912 00:54:06,546 --> 00:54:07,779 I... 913 00:54:08,487 --> 00:54:09,846 will join this contest! 914 00:54:09,846 --> 00:54:11,846 He definitely can win! 915 00:54:11,846 --> 00:54:15,638 Now, welcome the challenger from the East! 916 00:54:15,638 --> 00:54:17,529 You're the best! 917 00:54:28,095 --> 00:54:31,045 I can't lose face here! 918 00:54:33,137 --> 00:54:35,646 Now we start! 919 00:54:35,646 --> 00:54:44,521 ♫ It's so spicy! ♫ 920 00:54:44,521 --> 00:54:46,795 You're the best! Wu Kong!
♫ It's so spicy ♫ 921 00:54:46,795 --> 00:54:51,678 ♫ It's so spicy ♫ 922 00:54:51,678 --> 00:54:55,187 ♫ This reminds you of your strict grandmother, It brings tears to your eyes ♫ 923 00:54:55,187 --> 00:54:59,103 ♫ Ripe, but not poisonous, Havoc on the tongue ♫ 924 00:54:59,103 --> 00:55:02,853 ♫ Once it enters your mouthc ♫ 925 00:55:02,853 --> 00:55:06,486 ♫ It'll blow you out of your mind ♫ 926 00:55:06,486 --> 00:55:09,319 ♫ What is bound to happen, will happen ♫ 927 00:55:09,319 --> 00:55:17,427 ♫ The one who eats it all, wins ♫ 928 00:55:17,427 --> 00:55:27,052 ♫ It's so spicy. It's so spicy ♫ 929 00:55:39,927 --> 00:55:41,294 Wu Kong! 930 00:55:42,493 --> 00:55:45,343 Do you still want to save your house? 931 00:56:10,843 --> 00:56:14,310 Our new champion is from China. 932 00:56:14,310 --> 00:56:16,301 We won! 933 00:56:16,301 --> 00:56:19,693 Wu Kong, we did it! 934 00:56:19,693 --> 00:56:20,885 I said you're the best! 935 00:56:20,885 --> 00:56:21,676 I bet that you'd win! 936 00:56:21,676 --> 00:56:23,051 Are you convinced yet? 937 00:56:23,051 --> 00:56:25,051 It is well-deserved! 938 00:56:27,843 --> 00:56:32,051 You know, my instincts are always right. 939 00:56:34,568 --> 00:56:41,275 Don't... rub... your... eyes! 940 00:56:46,092 --> 00:56:47,676 My eyes! 941 00:56:47,676 --> 00:56:50,059 Wu Kong! Wu Kong! 942 00:56:54,884 --> 00:56:56,134 My eyes! 943 00:56:56,134 --> 00:56:58,517 He's cheating! 944 00:57:00,009 --> 00:57:02,483 My eyes! 945 00:57:02,483 --> 00:57:03,817 My eyes are killing me? 946 00:57:03,817 --> 00:57:06,050 Help! King! Help! 947 00:57:15,609 --> 00:57:20,033 Easy, easy, easy... 948 00:57:28,725 --> 00:57:31,592 Sorry! Your breast is swollen. 949 00:57:31,592 --> 00:57:34,241 Sorry, sorry, sorry! 950 00:57:45,524 --> 00:57:47,291 Get them! 951 00:57:50,966 --> 00:57:52,833 Catch him! 952 00:58:22,732 --> 00:58:25,648 Get my money back! 953 00:58:44,715 --> 00:58:46,281 Run, quick! 954 00:58:46,281 --> 00:58:47,364 I twisted my ankle! 955 00:58:47,364 --> 00:58:49,823 I'll carry you on my back! 956 00:59:00,881 --> 00:59:02,914 This way! 957 00:59:07,672 --> 00:59:09,439 Crazy guys! 958 00:59:21,714 --> 00:59:24,380 Are you all right? Stand up! 959 00:59:39,880 --> 00:59:41,631 Holy shit! They have a vehicle, too! 960 00:59:41,631 --> 00:59:42,488 How many? 961 00:59:42,488 --> 00:59:43,930 Only one motorcycle! 962 00:59:43,930 --> 00:59:46,230 I'm going to beat him one-on-one! 963 00:59:46,230 --> 00:59:47,271 Hit the hot pepper! 964 00:59:47,271 --> 00:59:48,313 There's ten people now! 965 00:59:48,313 --> 00:59:49,146 Come on! Speed up! 966 00:59:49,146 --> 00:59:50,446 Come on! Speed up! 967 00:59:50,446 --> 00:59:51,813 Hurry! Hurry! 968 00:59:51,813 --> 00:59:54,213 Speed it up! Hurry! 969 01:00:05,980 --> 01:00:09,521 Watch out! Watch out! 970 01:00:11,037 --> 01:00:14,087 Watch out! 971 01:00:16,254 --> 01:00:18,054 Kid, Kid! 972 01:00:46,862 --> 01:00:49,079 You bastard. 973 01:00:54,629 --> 01:00:55,504 Dammit! It's blocked at both ends! 974 01:00:55,504 --> 01:00:57,620 We're dead meat! 975 01:00:59,978 --> 01:01:00,812 Do you want a fight? 976 01:01:00,812 --> 01:01:01,704 Come on, fight! 977 01:01:01,704 --> 01:01:03,203 - You think you guys are tough?
- You think you guys are tough? 978 01:01:03,203 --> 01:01:05,878 - My buddies will kick your ass!
- My buddies will kick your ass! 979 01:01:05,878 --> 01:01:07,679 You tell them, they're our buddies. 980 01:01:07,679 --> 01:01:09,604 Bull King can crush you between his fingers! 981 01:01:09,604 --> 01:01:10,978 I'm telling you, don't run away! 982 01:01:10,978 --> 01:01:12,253 You're not a man if you don't dare. 983 01:01:12,253 --> 01:01:13,144 - Come on! Come on!
- Come on! Come on! 984 01:01:13,144 --> 01:01:14,661 Come on! Don't be a coward!
- Come on! Don't be a coward! 985 01:01:14,661 --> 01:01:16,011 If you quit, you will be my grandson!
- If you quit, you will be my grandson! 986 01:01:16,011 --> 01:01:17,044 Boss. 987 01:01:17,044 --> 01:01:17,753 What should we do now? 988 01:01:17,753 --> 01:01:18,528 Brother! 989 01:01:18,528 --> 01:01:19,419 What shall we do? 990 01:01:19,419 --> 01:01:21,003 We cant let Indian people look down on us! 991 01:01:21,003 --> 01:01:23,769 Don't make the Chinese despise us! Fight! 992 01:01:23,769 --> 01:01:25,094 Charge! 993 01:01:25,094 --> 01:01:27,611 Fight them! Charge! 994 01:01:35,894 --> 01:01:37,544 ♫ I'm so happy I'm stirring fried tripe ♫ 995 01:01:37,544 --> 01:01:39,210 ♫ The son-in-law is a baby fat guy ♫ 996 01:01:39,210 --> 01:01:41,243 ♫ I'm so happy. Don't cheat my buddy ♫ 997 01:01:41,243 --> 01:01:42,753 ♫ Da Da Da Da Da Da Da ♫ 998 01:01:42,753 --> 01:01:44,503 ♫ Fried egg with curry chicken ♫ 999 01:01:44,503 --> 01:01:46,210 ♫ I have no land ♫ 1000 01:01:46,210 --> 01:01:48,060 ♫ I'm so happy. Don't cheat my buddy ♫ 1001 01:01:48,060 --> 01:01:49,735 ♫ Da Da Da Da Da Da Da ♫ 1002 01:01:49,735 --> 01:01:53,435 ♫ Make you mouth water, Aunt ordered curry chicken ♫ 1003 01:01:53,435 --> 01:01:56,835 ♫ Curry chicken is not available ♫ 1004 01:01:56,835 --> 01:01:59,727 ♫ T he brother ordered the same. Sorry no curry... ♫ 1005 01:01:59,727 --> 01:02:02,459 ♫ What are you eating? ♫ 1006 01:02:02,459 --> 01:02:06,060 ♫ Let's pick up some steamed bread ♫ 1007 01:02:06,060 --> 01:02:09,243 ♫ Wula~~ stewed guitar ♫ 1008 01:02:09,243 --> 01:02:12,793 ♫ I picked up some steamed bread ♫ 1009 01:02:12,793 --> 01:02:16,643 ♫ Wula~~ stewed guitar ♫ 1010 01:02:35,459 --> 01:02:36,992 Master Tang? 1011 01:02:36,992 --> 01:02:40,642 We're negotiating with Kuake Funds. 1012 01:02:40,642 --> 01:02:45,217 They've agreed to acquire our program 1013 01:02:45,217 --> 01:02:47,876 and are offering us double the price of other companies. 1014 01:02:47,876 --> 01:02:48,959 Well, just sell it! 1015 01:02:48,959 --> 01:02:52,126 But they put forward a condition to tear down that loft right now. 1016 01:02:52,126 --> 01:02:53,959 Just do it then! 1017 01:02:53,959 --> 01:02:54,876 I'll appease him somehow. 1018 01:02:54,876 --> 01:02:57,051 Money is everything! 1019 01:02:59,501 --> 01:03:00,250 Wait, hold on. 1020 01:03:00,250 --> 01:03:01,909 I'd better discuss it with him. 1021 01:03:01,909 --> 01:03:04,050 Hello? Hello? 1022 01:03:04,050 --> 01:03:05,834 Can you hear me? 1023 01:03:18,183 --> 01:03:20,592 I need a break. 1024 01:03:24,266 --> 01:03:26,266 What's the time? 1025 01:03:27,891 --> 01:03:30,208 3:00 p.m. Are you hungry again? 1026 01:03:31,166 --> 01:03:32,783 Time's up! Twenty-four hours have passed! 1027 01:03:32,783 --> 01:03:34,000 Don't let anyone demolish my house! 1028 01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:35,225 Call your men! Now! 1029 01:03:35,225 --> 01:03:35,766 Okay, okay. 1030 01:03:35,766 --> 01:03:36,307 Don't rush me! 1031 01:03:36,307 --> 01:03:37,183 - Keep my house!
- I'll do it! 1032 01:03:37,183 --> 01:03:38,600 Give them an order! 1033 01:03:38,600 --> 01:03:39,274 Don't pull it down! 1034 01:03:39,274 --> 01:03:40,941 I know! 1035 01:03:42,349 --> 01:03:43,374 Hello? 1036 01:03:43,374 --> 01:03:44,432 Yang? 1037 01:03:44,432 --> 01:03:46,224 Now I'm giving you a command. 1038 01:03:46,224 --> 01:03:47,941 Don't demolish the house today. 1039 01:03:47,941 --> 01:03:49,190 Tomorrow? 1040 01:03:49,190 --> 01:03:50,982 Never not ever! 1041 01:03:50,982 --> 01:03:52,808 Anyhow, not without my order, 1042 01:03:52,808 --> 01:03:54,675 you can't tear it down! 1043 01:04:03,249 --> 01:04:05,207 Thank you, Tang Sen! 1044 01:04:06,765 --> 01:04:08,232 Honestly, 1045 01:04:08,232 --> 01:04:10,982 I tried so hard, but I still couldn't save it. 1046 01:04:10,982 --> 01:04:13,582 You just made one call and you nailed it. 1047 01:04:13,582 --> 01:04:15,915 It's a piece of cake for me. 1048 01:04:15,915 --> 01:04:17,489 Don't worry. 1049 01:04:18,289 --> 01:04:19,999 I swear, 1050 01:04:19,999 --> 01:04:21,049 I'll protect you 1051 01:04:21,049 --> 01:04:23,481 and help you get the will. 1052 01:04:23,481 --> 01:04:25,306 Seriously, 1053 01:04:26,040 --> 01:04:28,098 I'll keep my word. 1054 01:04:30,932 --> 01:04:33,640 Knock it down! 1055 01:05:01,397 --> 01:05:03,831 Where to go, sir? 1056 01:05:05,270 --> 01:05:07,631 [Nendu Gaun] 1057 01:05:07,639 --> 01:05:09,681 Nendu Gaun? 1058 01:05:09,681 --> 01:05:12,322 I cant understand this, sir. 1059 01:05:12,322 --> 01:05:14,814 Take another taxi, please. 1060 01:05:17,180 --> 01:05:18,455 I'll take you there. I'll take you. 1061 01:05:18,455 --> 01:05:21,438 I'll take you there. I'll take you there. 1062 01:05:39,930 --> 01:05:40,805 It may be God's will! 1063 01:05:40,805 --> 01:05:41,930 God's will? 1064 01:05:41,930 --> 01:05:44,446 - You're a bird in my hand!
- You're a bird in my hand! 1065 01:05:44,446 --> 01:05:46,680 Get him! 1066 01:05:51,722 --> 01:05:52,872 We must get him! 1067 01:05:52,872 --> 01:05:54,513 Let's go! 1068 01:05:55,429 --> 01:05:57,555 Let's go! 1069 01:06:00,971 --> 01:06:02,012 Run! 1070 01:06:02,012 --> 01:06:04,146 What will you do? 1071 01:06:04,146 --> 01:06:06,354 Wu Kong, hold on! 1072 01:06:06,354 --> 01:06:09,429 Go get Tang Sen! Now! 1073 01:06:32,937 --> 01:06:34,245 Hey, you bastard! 1074 01:06:34,245 --> 01:06:36,846 Do you dare to respond? 1075 01:06:37,762 --> 01:06:39,328 Yes, I'll do it if you call me "dad." 1076 01:06:39,328 --> 01:06:40,746 Holy moly! 1077 01:06:40,746 --> 01:06:41,995 Holy shit! 1078 01:06:41,995 --> 01:06:43,203 Don't mess with me! 1079 01:06:43,203 --> 01:06:45,328 I bet you'll call me 'dad' after we're released. 1080 01:06:45,328 --> 01:06:46,495 Yes, my son? 1081 01:06:46,495 --> 01:06:48,811 What do you fuckin' want? 1082 01:06:50,761 --> 01:06:51,928 You have an IQ of 140. 1083 01:06:51,928 --> 01:06:53,811 You can pilot a plane, develop robots. 1084 01:06:53,811 --> 01:06:55,436 You shoot all the piggies in the Angry Birds game. 1085 01:06:55,436 --> 01:06:57,870 You're the best! 1086 01:07:15,636 --> 01:07:17,003 What the hell, you dared to get out! 1087 01:07:17,003 --> 01:07:17,995 I'll beat you! 1088 01:07:17,995 --> 01:07:18,828 I'll crush you! 1089 01:07:18,828 --> 01:07:20,460 Dammit! 1090 01:07:20,460 --> 01:07:24,077 Officer! That guy is running away! 1091 01:07:25,636 --> 01:07:28,511 Sir! Someone escaped! 1092 01:07:28,511 --> 01:07:30,661 How did you pay to get them? 1093 01:07:30,661 --> 01:07:31,977 Well, they're volunteers. 1094 01:07:31,977 --> 01:07:33,219 They did it for free. 1095 01:07:33,219 --> 01:07:35,769 The thing I hate most is abandon, too. 1096 01:07:42,394 --> 01:07:44,535 Can you shift into second gear? 1097 01:07:44,535 --> 01:07:47,493 Why are we still trapped on a mountain after such a long drive? 1098 01:08:02,535 --> 01:08:03,409 Brother! 1099 01:08:03,409 --> 01:08:04,493 This mountain is so high! 1100 01:08:04,493 --> 01:08:06,694 I'm sure they're dead! 1101 01:08:21,251 --> 01:08:23,434 Hold on tight! 1102 01:08:25,701 --> 01:08:28,368 I don't want to get the will anymore. 1103 01:08:28,368 --> 01:08:30,909 Let them catch me! 1104 01:08:30,909 --> 01:08:31,676 They are dead! 1105 01:08:31,676 --> 01:08:33,543 Let's get in the car! 1106 01:08:33,543 --> 01:08:36,734 ¥2.5 million! We have it, brother! 1107 01:08:36,734 --> 01:08:38,884 I miss my robot buddy! 1108 01:08:38,884 --> 01:08:41,375 I miss my hovercraft! 1109 01:08:41,375 --> 01:08:44,968 I'm dying for spicy pot! 1110 01:08:44,968 --> 01:08:47,876 Just enjoy my spicy fart! 1111 01:08:53,283 --> 01:08:55,958 Why? Why are my eyes burning? 1112 01:08:55,958 --> 01:08:58,283 It's the hot peppers I ate in the contest! 1113 01:08:59,467 --> 01:09:01,075 I deserve to eat your fart! 1114 01:09:01,075 --> 01:09:03,283 I deserve to suffer the hurt! 1115 01:09:03,283 --> 01:09:05,408 I'm such a loser! 1116 01:09:05,408 --> 01:09:08,075 A useless man! 1117 01:09:08,075 --> 01:09:10,550 What am I living for? 1118 01:09:11,550 --> 01:09:12,825 Tang Sen, 1119 01:09:12,825 --> 01:09:14,349 don't think like that. 1120 01:09:14,349 --> 01:09:17,416 You have many strengths. 1121 01:09:17,416 --> 01:09:18,908 Like what? 1122 01:09:18,908 --> 01:09:20,592 For example? 1123 01:09:21,950 --> 01:09:22,625 Go ahead! 1124 01:09:22,625 --> 01:09:24,050 Huh? 1125 01:09:26,950 --> 01:09:29,608 Like you have a father! 1126 01:09:29,608 --> 01:09:30,742 Anything else? 1127 01:09:30,742 --> 01:09:32,457 You... 1128 01:09:32,457 --> 01:09:33,892 You have a rich father! 1129 01:09:33,892 --> 01:09:35,974 Anything else? 1130 01:09:35,974 --> 01:09:37,324 Your father is a rich guy! 1131 01:09:37,324 --> 01:09:38,324 Nonsense! 1132 01:09:38,324 --> 01:09:39,282 Don't you have a father? 1133 01:09:39,282 --> 01:09:41,449 Who gave birth to you, a stone? 1134 01:09:41,449 --> 01:09:44,199 I'd rather die? 1135 01:09:44,199 --> 01:09:45,641 Let me die! 1136 01:09:45,641 --> 01:09:46,991 The only thing on your mind is death! 1137 01:09:46,991 --> 01:09:47,574 If you die, 1138 01:09:47,574 --> 01:09:48,616 who will preserve my house? 1139 01:09:48,616 --> 01:09:49,491 House, house, house! 1140 01:09:49,491 --> 01:09:50,699 Your only concern is that poor house! 1141 01:09:50,699 --> 01:09:52,016 Do you have a house fetish? 1142 01:09:52,016 --> 01:09:53,391 Well, just go to your death, then! 1143 01:09:53,391 --> 01:09:54,616 Just do it! 1144 01:09:54,616 --> 01:09:55,549 Stop! Stop shaking! 1145 01:09:55,549 --> 01:09:57,949 I was wrong! Please stop it! 1146 01:09:57,949 --> 01:10:00,157 Thanks for saving my life again. 1147 01:10:00,157 --> 01:10:02,323 I promised you. 1148 01:10:02,323 --> 01:10:04,074 What for? That little building? 1149 01:10:04,074 --> 01:10:06,049 Yes, it is the place 1150 01:10:06,049 --> 01:10:08,381 where my brother and I grew up. 1151 01:10:08,381 --> 01:10:10,624 My grandpa adopted me. 1152 01:10:11,949 --> 01:10:13,866 Are you an orphan? 1153 01:10:13,866 --> 01:10:15,799 Where's your father? 1154 01:10:15,799 --> 01:10:17,915 My father? 1155 01:10:17,915 --> 01:10:20,031 Father? I've no idea. 1156 01:10:22,115 --> 01:10:25,098 Oh, so you don't really have a father? 1157 01:10:25,098 --> 01:10:28,591 That's why you hate abandonment so much. 1158 01:10:28,591 --> 01:10:31,048 After my grandpa died, 1159 01:10:31,048 --> 01:10:33,548 my brother and I took care of each other. 1160 01:10:33,548 --> 01:10:35,240 Brother! Here I am! 1161 01:10:35,240 --> 01:10:37,606 Come here! Play with me! 1162 01:10:38,948 --> 01:10:40,098 But that day, 1163 01:10:40,098 --> 01:10:43,098 my brother was washed away in the floods and never came back. 1164 01:10:43,098 --> 01:10:45,090 Your brother passed away, 1165 01:10:45,090 --> 01:10:45,573 so you... 1166 01:10:45,573 --> 01:10:47,606 No, he's not dead. 1167 01:10:47,606 --> 01:10:50,673 I believe my brother will come back someday. 1168 01:10:52,155 --> 01:10:53,656 If you pull down my house, 1169 01:10:53,656 --> 01:10:54,840 my brother can never find his way home 1170 01:10:54,840 --> 01:10:55,806 and he can never find me. 1171 01:10:55,806 --> 01:10:58,355 Have you ever considered my feelings? 1172 01:10:58,355 --> 01:11:01,964 I think your company is impersonal. 1173 01:11:01,964 --> 01:11:05,955 At least you used to have a brother. 1174 01:11:05,955 --> 01:11:08,489 My dad didn't want me to make friends since my childhood. 1175 01:11:08,489 --> 01:11:10,080 Why? 1176 01:11:10,080 --> 01:11:11,114 I guess, 1177 01:11:11,114 --> 01:11:13,480 he was afraid of losing me. 1178 01:11:15,464 --> 01:11:16,930 Since I was a little boy, 1179 01:11:16,930 --> 01:11:19,047 I have had only one friend. 1180 01:11:20,114 --> 01:11:21,822 This one. 1181 01:11:21,822 --> 01:11:23,855 Your right hand? 1182 01:11:27,172 --> 01:11:28,797 Where's your watch? 1183 01:11:30,221 --> 01:11:32,438 Never mind, I lost it carelessly. 1184 01:11:32,438 --> 01:11:33,597 Are you kidding? 1185 01:11:33,597 --> 01:11:35,514 Why didn't you tell them 1186 01:11:35,514 --> 01:11:37,429 you can take anything but not that watch? 1187 01:11:37,429 --> 01:11:39,079 Is it valuable? 1188 01:11:39,079 --> 01:11:40,388 It has nothing to do with money. 1189 01:11:40,388 --> 01:11:42,572 It's my friend 1190 01:11:44,096 --> 01:11:45,154 In my childhood, 1191 01:11:45,154 --> 01:11:47,071 I was very lonely. 1192 01:11:47,071 --> 01:11:49,238 I could only talk to that watch. 1193 01:11:49,238 --> 01:11:51,988 Imagining that it would transform into a robot. 1194 01:11:51,988 --> 01:11:54,555 Robots are more loyal than human beings. 1195 01:11:54,555 --> 01:11:56,221 They'll never leave you alone, 1196 01:11:56,221 --> 01:11:58,171 like your biological brother won't! 1197 01:12:09,629 --> 01:12:12,638 Do you think Zhu Tianpeng could find us? 1198 01:12:12,638 --> 01:12:14,412 It shouldn't be a problem. 1199 01:12:14,412 --> 01:12:17,462 This is the only way to Nendu Gaun. 1200 01:12:32,962 --> 01:12:35,053 Brother Sen, Brother Sen! 1201 01:12:35,053 --> 01:12:37,403 I tried so hard to find you! 1202 01:12:37,403 --> 01:12:40,137 I thought you were dead. Are you all right? 1203 01:12:40,137 --> 01:12:42,178 I knew it, only the good die young. 1204 01:12:42,178 --> 01:12:44,687 Oops! A cat has nine lives! 1205 01:12:44,687 --> 01:12:46,595 Anyway, are you okay? 1206 01:12:46,595 --> 01:12:47,903 Jing Jing. 1207 01:12:47,903 --> 01:12:49,837 I'm sorry. 1208 01:12:53,045 --> 01:12:55,361 You don't have to apologize. 1209 01:12:55,361 --> 01:12:57,945 I only have one question. 1210 01:12:57,945 --> 01:13:00,219 You'd rather jump off a cliff 1211 01:13:00,219 --> 01:13:02,645 than marry me, right? 1212 01:13:03,377 --> 01:13:05,712 Sorry about that. 1213 01:13:05,712 --> 01:13:07,236 Never mind. 1214 01:13:07,236 --> 01:13:08,902 No worries. 1215 01:13:08,902 --> 01:13:12,227 From now on, I'll never bother you again. 1216 01:13:13,211 --> 01:13:15,402 Brother, Jing Jing treats me so well! 1217 01:13:15,402 --> 01:13:17,394 It's true! She saved my life many times. 1218 01:13:17,394 --> 01:13:18,819 I swear, I... 1219 01:13:18,819 --> 01:13:21,503 I'll repay her with my life! 1220 01:13:23,236 --> 01:13:26,211 Yes, everyone should know how to be grateful. 1221 01:13:28,086 --> 01:13:29,777 Look! 1222 01:13:41,011 --> 01:13:42,661 ♫ I'm so happy I'm stirring fried tripe ♫ 1223 01:13:42,661 --> 01:13:44,426 ♫ The son-in-law is a baby fat guy ♫ 1224 01:13:44,426 --> 01:13:46,418 ♫ I'm happy, don't cheat my buddy ♫ 1225 01:13:46,418 --> 01:13:48,026 ♫ Da Da Da Da Da Da Da ♫ 1226 01:13:48,026 --> 01:13:49,777 ♫ Fried egg with curry chicken ♫ 1227 01:13:49,777 --> 01:13:51,586 ♫ I have no land ♫ 1228 01:13:51,586 --> 01:13:53,335 ♫ I'm happy, don't cheat my buddy ♫ 1229 01:13:53,335 --> 01:13:55,627 ♫ Da Da Da Da Da Da Da ♫ 1230 01:13:55,627 --> 01:13:59,010 ♫ Makes your mouth water, Aunt ordered curry chicken ♫ 1231 01:13:59,010 --> 01:14:02,443 ♫ Curry chicken is not available ♫ 1232 01:14:02,443 --> 01:14:05,502 ♫ The brother ordered the same. Sorry no curry ♫ 1233 01:14:05,502 --> 01:14:08,443 ♫ What are you eating? ♫ 1234 01:14:08,443 --> 01:14:12,110 ♫ Let's pick up some steamed bread ♫ 1235 01:14:12,110 --> 01:14:15,293 ♫ Wula~~ stewed guitar! ♫ 1236 01:14:15,293 --> 01:14:19,068 ♫ I'll pick up steamed bread. ♫ 1237 01:14:19,068 --> 01:14:22,484 ♫ Wula~~ stewed guitar! ♫ 1238 01:14:22,484 --> 01:14:26,826 ♫ I'll pick up steamed bread ♫ 1239 01:14:27,985 --> 01:14:29,851 I got a signal here! 1240 01:14:32,192 --> 01:14:33,009 Let me see! 1241 01:14:33,009 --> 01:14:33,425 No way! 1242 01:14:33,425 --> 01:14:34,843 Lend me your phone for a while! 1243 01:14:34,843 --> 01:14:35,526 No way! 1244 01:14:35,526 --> 01:14:36,192 Give it to me! 1245 01:14:36,192 --> 01:14:36,859 No! 1246 01:14:36,859 --> 01:14:39,234 Just to see my monkeys. 1247 01:14:49,234 --> 01:14:51,392 I've got to go find something to eat. 1248 01:14:52,650 --> 01:14:55,025 I'm going to get some food, too. 1249 01:14:55,025 --> 01:14:57,424 ♫ You're all thumbs ♫ 1250 01:14:57,424 --> 01:15:00,875 ♫ We three play dice. We three play dice ♫ 1251 01:15:00,875 --> 01:15:04,150 ♫ You roll a dice that makes me jump ♫ 1252 01:15:04,150 --> 01:15:05,859 ♫ Let's do the game, kid! ♫ 1253 01:15:05,859 --> 01:15:09,441 ♫ Come on! Why wait? ♫ 1254 01:15:09,441 --> 01:15:12,875 ♫ Baby, come on! ♫ 1255 01:15:24,483 --> 01:15:25,816 Come on! 1256 01:15:25,816 --> 01:15:27,441 Try it! 1257 01:15:28,567 --> 01:15:29,358 Is it delicious? 1258 01:15:29,358 --> 01:15:31,841 It tastes pretty good! 1259 01:15:33,441 --> 01:15:34,466 You looked so happy just now, 1260 01:15:34,466 --> 01:15:36,824 why the long face now? 1261 01:15:53,608 --> 01:15:55,115 Wu Kong... 1262 01:15:55,115 --> 01:15:56,232 let me explain something to you. 1263 01:15:56,232 --> 01:15:57,649 Don't get me wrong? 1264 01:15:57,649 --> 01:15:59,190 Get you wrong? 1265 01:15:59,190 --> 01:16:01,998 You promised me, you'd never pull down my house. 1266 01:16:01,998 --> 01:16:04,023 Why did you break your promise? 1267 01:16:04,023 --> 01:16:05,733 No, I didn't break it. 1268 01:16:05,733 --> 01:16:07,815 When we were running away that day, 1269 01:16:07,815 --> 01:16:09,190 I got a call from my company. 1270 01:16:09,190 --> 01:16:10,315 They told me... 1271 01:16:10,315 --> 01:16:12,566 they had a big deal to close at the last second, 1272 01:16:12,566 --> 01:16:14,524 but only if the building was demolished. 1273 01:16:14,524 --> 01:16:15,582 I told them to hold on, 1274 01:16:15,582 --> 01:16:18,065 "Let me discuss it with Wu Kong first." 1275 01:16:18,065 --> 01:16:20,648 Then, I found out my phone battery died. 1276 01:16:20,648 --> 01:16:22,023 They didn't get it. So... 1277 01:16:22,023 --> 01:16:23,397 So? 1278 01:16:23,397 --> 01:16:25,573 So, you hid it from me all the way here! 1279 01:16:25,573 --> 01:16:26,982 I was going to tell you earlier, 1280 01:16:26,982 --> 01:16:30,489 but I was worried that you couldn't bear it. 1281 01:16:30,489 --> 01:16:31,773 Please tell me, Wu Kong, 1282 01:16:31,773 --> 01:16:33,339 how can I make it up to you? 1283 01:16:33,339 --> 01:16:34,940 I can give you the legacy to make up for your house. 1284 01:16:34,940 --> 01:16:36,439 I don't need you to make it up to me! 1285 01:16:36,439 --> 01:16:38,022 Just give me back my house! 1286 01:16:38,022 --> 01:16:39,773 I'm waiting for my brother to come back! 1287 01:16:39,773 --> 01:16:42,114 Wu Kong, I know I screwed up! 1288 01:16:42,114 --> 01:16:44,131 I should have told you earlier! 1289 01:16:44,131 --> 01:16:46,272 I'm telling you, give me back my house! 1290 01:16:46,272 --> 01:16:49,573 My brother will come back home! 1291 01:16:49,573 --> 01:16:51,414 Your brother is just like my father, 1292 01:16:51,414 --> 01:16:52,623 they will never come back! 1293 01:16:52,623 --> 01:16:53,647 They're gone! 1294 01:16:53,647 --> 01:16:54,689 My brother is still alive! 1295 01:16:54,689 --> 01:16:55,481 They are dead! 1296 01:16:55,481 --> 01:16:56,939 No! 1297 01:16:56,939 --> 01:16:58,006 He will be back! 1298 01:16:58,006 --> 01:16:58,922 No, they won't! 1299 01:16:58,922 --> 01:17:00,131 They will come back! 1300 01:17:00,131 --> 01:17:03,031 They just can't make it! 1301 01:17:17,897 --> 01:17:20,656 My brother will come back to me. 1302 01:17:22,313 --> 01:17:25,105 I must protect our house. 1303 01:17:25,105 --> 01:17:30,597 ♫ How long will I wait ♫ 1304 01:17:30,597 --> 01:17:35,396 ♫ until I see you smile ♫ 1305 01:17:36,813 --> 01:17:37,980 Wu Kong! 1306 01:17:37,980 --> 01:17:39,971 I understand 1307 01:17:39,971 --> 01:17:42,730 that the house is your only hope! 1308 01:17:42,730 --> 01:17:45,330 I'm a damn loser! 1309 01:17:47,580 --> 01:17:50,404 I didn't protect your house! 1310 01:17:51,312 --> 01:17:53,638 Sorry, I hurt you! 1311 01:17:54,813 --> 01:18:00,980 ♫ Left a hole in my life ♫ 1312 01:18:00,980 --> 01:18:06,646 ♫ Only if you yield to me ♫ 1313 01:18:06,646 --> 01:18:10,655 ♫ can my sorrows melt away ♫ 1314 01:18:10,655 --> 01:18:13,370 The past few days 1315 01:18:13,370 --> 01:18:16,596 were the best of days in my life. 1316 01:18:18,795 --> 01:18:25,012 ♫ You'll never make them stay ♫ 1317 01:18:25,012 --> 01:18:27,554 ♫ at the fork in the road ♫ 1318 01:18:27,554 --> 01:18:30,312 Stay with me! 1319 01:18:30,312 --> 01:18:33,012 Brother? 1320 01:18:37,129 --> 01:18:42,804 ♫ When someone chooses to stay, ♫ 1321 01:18:42,804 --> 01:18:49,011 ♫ it's so hard to say goodbye ♫ 1322 01:18:49,011 --> 01:18:54,244 ♫ Never look back on the past ♫ 1323 01:18:54,244 --> 01:18:59,003 ♫ You have to let it go ♫ 1324 01:19:11,228 --> 01:19:13,844 Look, the man who keeps the will! 1325 01:19:17,228 --> 01:19:20,586 Hey, old man, where's the will? 1326 01:19:23,811 --> 01:19:25,103 Brother Sen, 1327 01:19:25,103 --> 01:19:26,418 he's coming to kill you! 1328 01:19:26,418 --> 01:19:27,686 Let's go! Hurry up! 1329 01:19:27,686 --> 01:19:29,360 Go! 1330 01:19:45,293 --> 01:19:48,544 Go! 1331 01:19:49,852 --> 01:19:51,810 Master! 1332 01:20:06,685 --> 01:20:09,126 What are you doing here? 1333 01:20:09,126 --> 01:20:12,768 Tang Chasu put on a bounty on your head. 1334 01:20:12,768 --> 01:20:15,017 My Uncle? 1335 01:20:36,376 --> 01:20:37,317 Wu Kong! 1336 01:20:37,317 --> 01:20:39,001 Such a crazy monkey! 1337 01:20:39,001 --> 01:20:40,458 Yep! Master! 1338 01:20:40,458 --> 01:20:41,333 The nasty brute, jumping around! 1339 01:20:41,333 --> 01:20:45,001 We can't control him! 1340 01:20:46,059 --> 01:20:47,225 You jerks just wait, he's gonna teach you a lesson! 1341 01:20:47,225 --> 01:20:48,809 Get the hell away from here! 1342 01:20:48,809 --> 01:20:52,375 I don't want to see you again! 1343 01:20:54,158 --> 01:20:55,091 Go! 1344 01:20:55,091 --> 01:20:57,000 Come on! Brother! 1345 01:21:01,642 --> 01:21:04,050 Go! 1346 01:21:44,257 --> 01:21:46,024 Brother Sen! 1347 01:23:49,262 --> 01:23:53,054 Get the money ready. I nailed it! 1348 01:26:22,801 --> 01:26:25,593 Is this the god stick? 1349 01:26:33,509 --> 01:26:36,400 I want to go back home. 1350 01:27:54,007 --> 01:27:56,223 "Xiao Sen," 1351 01:27:56,223 --> 01:27:59,674 when you read this letter, 1352 01:27:59,674 --> 01:28:04,381 I believe that Wu Kong will finally be reunited with his father. 1353 01:28:07,240 --> 01:28:10,965 You two have known each other since you were little. 1354 01:28:10,965 --> 01:28:16,616 Back then, his father and I left the country and began to pursue our careers. 1355 01:28:16,616 --> 01:28:20,190 We swore we must change our fates. 1356 01:28:20,190 --> 01:28:24,131 We started Bao Tang Group. 1357 01:28:25,398 --> 01:28:29,790 When we were traveling in India 20 years ago, 1358 01:28:29,790 --> 01:28:36,231 I carelessly lost Wu Kong in the Hanuman Temple, located in Nendu Gaun. (A temple dedicated to the Hindu Monkey Deity) 1359 01:28:40,690 --> 01:28:43,956 Wu Kong's father didn't blame me. 1360 01:28:43,956 --> 01:28:46,297 At his father's insistence, 1361 01:28:46,297 --> 01:28:48,297 I had to come back home. 1362 01:28:48,297 --> 01:28:50,987 But he stayed. 1363 01:28:52,089 --> 01:28:53,905 While he devoted himself to Dharma practice, 1364 01:28:53,905 --> 01:28:57,339 he is still waiting for a miracle to happen. 1365 01:28:59,314 --> 01:29:04,047 He believes that Wu Kong will come back someday. 1366 01:29:05,939 --> 01:29:09,880 When I knew I had only a short time left in this world, 1367 01:29:09,880 --> 01:29:12,105 the first thing that came to my mind 1368 01:29:12,105 --> 01:29:16,597 was to send you to India, to find him. 1369 01:29:16,597 --> 01:29:20,421 When I recognized Wu Kong from the birthmark behind his ear, 1370 01:29:20,421 --> 01:29:24,379 you cant imagine how excited I was! 1371 01:29:24,379 --> 01:29:27,714 Even though I built up an empire of wealth, 1372 01:29:27,714 --> 01:29:33,046 I just can't let go. 1373 01:29:34,647 --> 01:29:39,879 Thank god for bringing Wu Kong to me. 1374 01:29:39,879 --> 01:29:44,038 I'm so happy beyond words. 1375 01:29:47,188 --> 01:29:50,538 By making the journey to India, 1376 01:29:50,538 --> 01:29:56,821 I hope you two can build a friendship and trust, 1377 01:29:56,821 --> 01:30:05,004 then stay together and benefit others in the future. 1378 01:30:05,004 --> 01:30:10,646 How strongly I want to see you get together! 1379 01:30:27,020 --> 01:30:29,920 I risked my life to save you in India! 1380 01:30:29,920 --> 01:30:32,087 But you haven't repaid my kindness! 1381 01:30:32,087 --> 01:30:33,253 Why should I repay you? 1382 01:30:33,253 --> 01:30:34,003 Eh? 1383 01:30:34,003 --> 01:30:36,362 I will marry you! 1384 01:30:36,362 --> 01:30:39,037 Here you go. Love token! 1385 01:30:39,037 --> 01:30:43,270 I didn't keep your house, but I gave you a mountain! That's really something! 1386 01:30:44,394 --> 01:30:45,212 Thank you! 1387 01:30:45,212 --> 01:30:46,795 Take it back! 1388 01:30:48,587 --> 01:30:49,603 Look at this. 1389 01:30:49,603 --> 01:30:51,161 It is also made for you! 1390 01:30:51,161 --> 01:30:53,978 When did you redeem it? 1391 01:30:53,978 --> 01:30:55,587 It's not done yet! Don't be in a hurry! 1392 01:30:55,587 --> 01:30:56,962 What did you carve? A frog? 1393 01:30:56,962 --> 01:30:59,069 It's a monkey, okay? 1394 01:30:59,069 --> 01:31:00,044 It doesn't look like a monkey. 1395 01:31:00,044 --> 01:31:02,044 I got inspired by the baby monkey. 1396 01:31:02,770 --> 01:31:04,778 Am I right, baby? 1397 01:31:06,186 --> 01:31:08,777 Let's do more work on it. 1398 01:31:08,777 --> 01:31:10,411 Look over there! 1399 01:31:16,186 --> 01:31:19,544 The King is back! The King is back! 1400 01:31:19,544 --> 01:31:22,186 Come here, come, kids! 1401 01:31:22,186 --> 01:31:25,011 I'm back! 1402 01:31:26,102 --> 01:31:28,460 Come to me! 1403 01:31:30,711 --> 01:31:33,343 I'm home! 1404 01:31:33,343 --> 01:31:37,035 Did you miss your Grandpa? 1405 01:31:42,686 --> 01:31:43,769 What are you doing here? 1406 01:31:43,769 --> 01:31:47,544 This is my rightful home! 1407 01:31:49,602 --> 01:31:51,960 And your home, too! 1408 01:31:51,960 --> 01:31:53,460 Yes, it's our home! 1409 01:31:53,460 --> 01:31:57,451 You're with me. I'm with you. 1410 01:32:00,685 --> 01:32:01,860 King, 1411 01:32:01,860 --> 01:32:04,051 let's go! 1412 01:32:27,150 --> 01:32:30,610 The next show is a holiday mix of 1413 01:32:30,610 --> 01:32:34,800 Happy Chinese New Year and going home for the Spring Festival, no matter if you're rich or not. 1414 01:32:34,800 --> 01:32:38,925 Actors Wang Baoqiang, Bai Ke, Yue Yunpeng, and Liu Yan... 1415 01:32:38,925 --> 01:32:41,575 Welcome! 1416 01:34:44,515 --> 01:34:45,664 The Spirit Monkey offers luck. 1417 01:34:45,664 --> 01:34:47,014 The Golden Rooster crows in an auspicious beginning. 1418 01:34:47,014 --> 01:34:48,081 The red flags are fluttering gaily in the wind. 1419 01:34:48,081 --> 01:34:49,540 A Firecracker salvo across the sky. 1420 01:34:49,540 --> 01:34:52,331 Buddies in India spends Spring Festival with you. 1421 01:34:52,331 --> 01:34:52,914 Wishing you a happy Chinese New Year. 1422 01:34:52,914 --> 01:34:54,438 Baoqiang wishes Grandparents, 1423 01:34:54,438 --> 01:34:56,981 to enjoy endless happiness and be as old as Methuselah. 1424 01:34:56,981 --> 01:34:57,772 As a New Year begins, 1425 01:34:57,772 --> 01:34:59,064 Baike wishes all parents 1426 01:34:59,064 --> 01:35:01,564 peace all year round and receive more than you wish for. 1427 01:35:01,564 --> 01:35:02,455 For a new year and a new look, 1428 01:35:02,455 --> 01:35:03,647 Yue Yunpeng wishes for all aunts and uncles, 1429 01:35:03,647 --> 01:35:05,922 money and that treasures will be plentiful. 1430 01:35:05,922 --> 01:35:07,106 For a new start, 1431 01:35:07,106 --> 01:35:09,188 Liu Yan wishes for all brothers and sisters, 1432 01:35:09,188 --> 01:35:11,889 to have all their wishes come true! 1433 01:35:11,889 --> 01:35:13,396 Buddies in India 1434 01:35:13,396 --> 01:35:15,930 wishes you Happy Chinese New Year! 1435 01:35:46,262 --> 01:35:51,963 It's Chinese New Year. 1436 01:35:53,470 --> 01:35:55,020 Hello, everyone, 1437 01:35:56,387 --> 01:35:58,696 In recent days, 1438 01:35:58,696 --> 01:36:01,688 I've been thinking lots about my life 1439 01:36:01,688 --> 01:36:03,979 and everything I've gone through. 1440 01:36:05,179 --> 01:36:07,020 I think I understand, 1441 01:36:07,020 --> 01:36:09,154 the best gift in the world, 1442 01:36:09,154 --> 01:36:11,563 is not money, 1443 01:36:11,563 --> 01:36:13,670 but the family. 1444 01:36:15,304 --> 01:36:17,554 I will reflect on myself, 1445 01:36:17,554 --> 01:36:19,712 and build a new life. 1446 01:36:22,262 --> 01:36:26,629 I want to apologize to my nephew, Xiao Sen. 1447 01:36:28,912 --> 01:36:34,570 I wish Bao Tang Group will have a better future! 1448 01:36:35,995 --> 01:36:39,829 Well, I'd like to sing a song for my inmates. 1449 01:36:41,244 --> 01:36:43,361 This is my fate. 1450 01:36:50,811 --> 01:36:54,753 ♫ This is my fate ♫ 1451 01:36:54,753 --> 01:36:59,436 ♫ I don't blame the world or myself. ♫ 1452 01:36:59,436 --> 01:37:03,419 ♫ No matter how cruel the life, I'll get through ♫ 1453 01:37:03,419 --> 01:37:07,819 ♫ I'm here where I've always wanted to be. ♫ 1454 01:37:07,819 --> 01:37:12,019 ♫ This is my fate. ♫ 99657