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Previously on
Bob Hearts Abishola...
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I want you to start working
on the warehouse floor.
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Packing, shipping, cleaning.
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That sounds hard.
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It is.
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But after a year or two,
you'll be a different person.
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You'll have a new respectfor the company
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and a new respectfor yourself.
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Yeah, but a year?
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Or two.
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[both chuckle]
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So, once we are married,
I will be your oko.
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Oko.
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You just called yourselfa shovel.
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Oko.
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That means "stone."
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All right. Anyway, before
we officially become
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okoand iyawo...[laughs]
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Male genitalia and wife.
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Before we become that,
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there's something I'd
like for you to do.
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Read this e-mail
for me, will you?
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Is it spam? Look, we might haveour Nigerian princes,
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but you haveyour Publishers Clearing House.
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Read it.
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Uncle Tunde has stillnot gotten the magazines
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from that timeyou told him...
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Just read it.
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"The Michigan UndergarmentManufacturers' Association
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"is proud to announce
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that Bob Wheeler has been namedBusinessman of the Year."
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This is not spam.
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It is not.
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Oh, this is wonderful, Bob.
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Eh, it's no big deal.
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Oh.
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It's just some
stupid, fancy dinner
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where everybody stands up
and gives dumb speeches
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about how great I am.
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I see.
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So, do you want
to go with me?I do not.
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What? Why?
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You just saidit was dumb and stupid.
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I was being humble.
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Don't do that.It is an ugly trait.
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What, I'm just supposed
to start crowing
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about what a
great guy I am?
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Are you great?
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Yes, I'm the damn
Businessman of the Year.
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Then act like it.
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Fine. Abishola,
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I am the best
at what I do,
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and I'm getting an
award that says so.
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I want you to be
there when I get it.
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In that case, I'll go.
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Thank you.
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Even if you do sounda little full of yourself.
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["Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola
playing]
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I'll show her.
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Pack her in a box.
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Ship her to an old folks' home.
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You don't send Christina
down here.
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You don't send Bob. Perfect Bob.
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Get out of town.
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[tape rips]
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That's all of them.
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You want me to get
another pallet?
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Oh, that's
more than en...Uh-uh.
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Boxes are in the back
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behind the shipping labels.
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Uh, while you're there,
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organize the
shipping labels.
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You got it.
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What?
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So, my cooking is not
good enough for you?
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[scoffs] I just wanted
to mix it up a little bit.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize
you were such a foodie.
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Hello.
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Hi.
Hey.
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Abishola brings her lunch
every day.
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You don't give her a hard time.
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She has brought the same meal
for nine years.
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Her taste buds are
practically dead in her mouth.
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Kemi, unfortunately,
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I won't be able to have dinner
with you on Friday night.
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We have no plans on Friday.Good,
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because I have to go to a gala
where Bob is being honored
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for his business excellence.
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Ooh, nice one, sock man.
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It is not nice. It is wonderful.
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Oh.
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My fiancé is the best
at what he does,
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and he's being named
Businessman of the Year.
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I'm very happy for you
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and extremely jealous.
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Aw, thank you.
Mm.
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Didn't Chukwuemeka just winEmployee of the Month?
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Of the month,Gloria.
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Next to Bob's
achievement,
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it's almost pathetic.
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Aw. Thank you.
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Arm candy
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at a big gala.
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You sure you're
ready for that?
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Of course I am.
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Okay. I'm just saying,
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when it comes to chitchatting
and joking,
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these are not
your strengths.
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KEMI:
But you do have
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other great qualities, huh?
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You are tall.Mm-hmm.
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Just remember you're
there to support Bob.
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Like a first lady.Mm-hmm.
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The first lady of socks.GLORIA:
Yeah, that's good.
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Just try not to give
off so much Hillary.
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Embrace your inner Melania.
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Melania?
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Yes, Melania.
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She's beautiful, poised,
and, like Abishola,
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she's a hardworking immigrant
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on the arm of
a large, sweaty businessman.
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GLORIA:
Oh, my God.
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You areMelania.
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Can't I be Michelle?No.
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There's only one Michelle.
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Wow.Look at you,
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my plus-size James Bond.
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I'll take it.
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If someone
has to win an award
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for White Male Businessman
of the Year,
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I'm so glad it's you.[sighs]
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The award is
not just for white men.
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[chuckles] Is that right?
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Yeah. My buddy Greg Ramirez
won it a couple years ago.
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He's half something.
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Wow. Okay.
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Clearly, there's no problem.
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Look, I hear what you're saying,
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but what am I supposed to do,
not accept the award?
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No. No.
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You have earned it.
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I mean, only people
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who benefit from the system
have the power to change it,
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but tonight's about you.
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I'm on your side, Bobby.
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Things were better
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when men were in charge.
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That is not my side.
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This industry
was always great to women
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as long as you knew
how to play the game.
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Let the fellas have a
look here, a grab there.
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The fresher they got,
the more I got.
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Yeah, by "fresher," you mean
"sexually assault-ier."
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DOTTIE:
Honey,
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you got to stop listening
to those lesbians on NPR.
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Mom, I agree
with Christina.
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Sure, you do.
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Don't wink at me.
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[Christina scoffs]
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Turn your nose
up all you want.
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You would've
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done well back in the day.
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Oh, please.I'm just saying,
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you got a butt for business.
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Mom, that is offensive.
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Petra's Pilates every Tuesday.
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It's paying off.
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Mom!That's it.
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Let them think they're
getting away with something.
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[clicks]
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I love that sound.
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I never got to punch out
upstairs.
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No matter if I came in or not,
I still got paid.
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[clicks]A lot.
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Whereas if we don't
punch in and out,
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we lose our health benefits.
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[chuckles] Crazy.
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Douglas, you have done
a good job this week.
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Really?
Yes.
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To be honest,
from our previous interactions,
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we expected you to be
a worthless piece of excrement.
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That's fair.
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But we were wrong.It has been a pleasure.
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Thanks, guys.
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I really appreciate it.[all chuckle]
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May I give you a bro hug?
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That'd be great. [chuckles]
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[grunts, chuckles]
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So, Friday night, huh?
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Yes, it is.
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You guys just go on home
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straight after work?Oh, no.
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My wife often has me
stop at the store
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to pick up sundries.[chuckles]
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And I sometimes use
the exercise equipment
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in the park.Mm-hmm.
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'Cause I was thinking
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it's the end of my first week.
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Maybe we go get a drink
or something.
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Perhaps we could gofor one drink.[chuckles]
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Really? That'd be great.
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I know this little
hole-in-the-wall right near me.
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[dance music playing]
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What do you guys think?
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I did not expect the entrance
to be an actual hole in a wall.
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Right? Tatiana!
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These are my guys.
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Treat 'em right.
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This music is so loud, I can
feel the bass in my bones.
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I can feel the bass
in my bones!
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There he is.
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Michigan's Undergarment
Manufacturers' Association's
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Businessman of the Year!
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Hello, Bob.
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Well, I believe you mean,
"Hello,
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"Michigan's Undergarment
Manufacturers' Association's
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Businessman of the Year!"
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[laughs]
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Yeah, we don't have to do
that whole title every time.
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[sobbing]
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Auntie,
why are you crying?
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We are so proud of you.
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Thanks, guys.
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Bob, tell us, how
did you do it?
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Well, there is a lot
that goes into winning
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an award like this, but mostly
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it's about believing
in your product.
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If you believe,
the customer will, too.
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Mm.
You should
write a book.
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Business Advice from Michigan's Undergarment Manufacturers'
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Association's
Businessman of the Year.
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It's catchy.
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Oh, I almost forgot.
We have something for you.
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You didn't have
to do that.
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We wanted to surprise you!
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It is a tie.
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Act surprised.
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Well, it might have been
easier to act surprised
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if you didn't tell me.[scoffs]
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It is a very
important tie.
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It belonged to
Olu's father, Ayo,
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who was a man of-of-of
honor and integrity.
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During the Biafran War, Ayo
put his life on the line
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to save innocent
Igbo refugees,
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feeding them, sheltering them
when no one else would.
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And it will now be worn by a man
who lives up to his legacy.
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00:10:45,079 --> 00:10:48,604
Geez, Tunde, it's just a stupid
Businessman of the Year award.
248
00:10:49,605 --> 00:10:51,259
I see.
249
00:10:51,302 --> 00:10:52,652
Olu!
250
00:10:52,695 --> 00:10:54,088
Forget the tie!
251
00:10:54,131 --> 00:10:56,307
The award is stupid!
252
00:11:01,922 --> 00:11:03,967
Could I at least
see the tie?
253
00:11:09,016 --> 00:11:10,670
[sighs]
254
00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:13,803
Hillary?
255
00:11:16,763 --> 00:11:18,286
[takes deep breath]
256
00:11:18,329 --> 00:11:19,809
Michelle.
257
00:11:26,294 --> 00:11:28,035
Melania.
258
00:11:30,124 --> 00:11:32,169
[piano playing
mellow jazz music]
259
00:11:33,562 --> 00:11:35,216
Boy, Christina was right.
260
00:11:35,259 --> 00:11:37,958
White guy, white guy,
white guy,
261
00:11:38,001 --> 00:11:39,960
Ramirez, white guy.
262
00:11:40,003 --> 00:11:41,918
Oh, God.What is wrong?
263
00:11:41,962 --> 00:11:43,485
BOB:
It's Gene Johnson.
264
00:11:43,528 --> 00:11:45,705
Is he one of
the white guys?
265
00:11:45,748 --> 00:11:47,358
Like, the head white guy.
266
00:11:47,402 --> 00:11:48,969
You ever hear of Spanx?
267
00:11:49,012 --> 00:11:50,318
Yes. Melania wears them.
268
00:11:50,361 --> 00:11:52,537
Well, that's 'cause of Gene.
269
00:11:52,581 --> 00:11:54,801
He's an undergarment god.
He never comes to these things.
270
00:11:54,844 --> 00:11:56,803
Sounds like he could
help your business.
271
00:11:56,846 --> 00:11:58,761
You should go
chitchat with him.
272
00:11:58,805 --> 00:12:01,155
You don't chitchat
with Gene Johnson.
273
00:12:01,198 --> 00:12:03,331
It's Gene Johnson.
274
00:12:03,374 --> 00:12:05,115
And you are Bob Wheeler,
275
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Michigan's Businessman
of the Year.
276
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I am.
277
00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:10,468
Come.
278
00:12:10,512 --> 00:12:12,470
Okay, I guess
we're doing this.
279
00:12:12,514 --> 00:12:15,386
We're talkingto Gene Johnson.
Mm-hmm.
280
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[laughter]
281
00:12:16,823 --> 00:12:18,520
[laughing loudly]
282
00:12:18,563 --> 00:12:19,782
Hey, Gene.
283
00:12:19,826 --> 00:12:21,088
Hey.Bob Wheeler,
284
00:12:21,131 --> 00:12:22,829
MaxDot Socks.
Businessman of the Year.
285
00:12:22,872 --> 00:12:25,005
Oh, right.I'm a big fan,
Gene.
286
00:12:25,048 --> 00:12:27,442
Big fan. What you did in '04
for the mid-calf pull-up,
287
00:12:27,485 --> 00:12:28,748
pure genius.
288
00:12:28,791 --> 00:12:30,575
Thank you.And who's this?
289
00:12:30,619 --> 00:12:31,576
Oh.
290
00:12:31,620 --> 00:12:33,317
This is my fiancée.Abishola.
291
00:12:33,361 --> 00:12:34,666
Paula.Abishola.
292
00:12:34,710 --> 00:12:36,233
That's an interesting name.
293
00:12:36,277 --> 00:12:37,713
It means "born to wealth."
294
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,410
It's Nigerian.
She's Nigerian.
295
00:12:39,454 --> 00:12:40,498
Is that right?
296
00:12:40,542 --> 00:12:42,718
Sure is.
Straight out of Lagos.
297
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:43,980
Well, how do you say
"cheers" in Nigerian?
298
00:12:44,024 --> 00:12:45,416
That's a great
question, Gene.
299
00:12:45,460 --> 00:12:47,810
You know, Nigeria has
many languages,
300
00:12:47,854 --> 00:12:50,334
Yoruba being
one of the most popular,
301
00:12:50,378 --> 00:12:53,555
and in Yoruba,
"cheers" is "kara o li."
302
00:12:53,598 --> 00:12:55,339
Kara o li.
303
00:12:55,383 --> 00:12:57,124
Actually, it's
"kara o le."
304
00:12:57,167 --> 00:12:59,866
Li, le--either way,
we're drinking, right, Gene?
305
00:12:59,909 --> 00:13:00,780
[laughter]
306
00:13:06,263 --> 00:13:07,830
And then she waited tables
in Barcelona.
307
00:13:07,874 --> 00:13:10,093
She lived all over Europe before
she even came to this country.
308
00:13:10,137 --> 00:13:12,400
Speaks five languages.
309
00:13:12,443 --> 00:13:13,749
I mean, she could probably
tell you her story
310
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:14,924
better than I could.
311
00:13:14,968 --> 00:13:16,186
Oh, I wouldn't want
to interrupt you.
312
00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:17,927
She came here...
313
00:13:19,102 --> 00:13:21,104
...for a better life
for her and her son.
314
00:13:21,148 --> 00:13:23,237
Works every day to put him
through medical school.
315
00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:25,805
Now, that isthe American dream.GENE: Mm-hmm.
316
00:13:25,848 --> 00:13:27,763
Excuse me. I'm going
to get more wine.
317
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,591
Oh, and she knows
how to pick 'em.
318
00:13:29,634 --> 00:13:30,940
Used to be a sommelier.
319
00:13:30,984 --> 00:13:33,073
Which has nothing to do
with Somalia.
320
00:13:33,116 --> 00:13:35,336
She taught me that.
321
00:13:35,379 --> 00:13:37,773
[dance music playing]
322
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,601
Check it out.
323
00:13:41,429 --> 00:13:42,865
It's a callus.
324
00:13:42,909 --> 00:13:44,998
Oh. That is from
the tape gun.
325
00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:47,217
It's preventable
if you wear gloves.
326
00:13:47,261 --> 00:13:49,219
I don't want to prevent it.
I'm proud of it.
327
00:13:49,263 --> 00:13:51,395
Makes me feel like
I really earned this bottle.
328
00:13:51,439 --> 00:13:53,180
That bottle is $1,200.
329
00:13:53,223 --> 00:13:54,355
Right?
330
00:13:54,398 --> 00:13:56,792
It's like two whole paychecks.
Crazy.
331
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:59,751
I can't imagine spending
my paychecks on vodka
332
00:13:59,795 --> 00:14:02,189
instead of something
frivolous like rent.
333
00:14:03,146 --> 00:14:04,931
Oh, no, my mom pays my rent.
334
00:14:06,149 --> 00:14:08,282
It's a blessing,
but it's also a curse.
335
00:14:08,325 --> 00:14:09,718
How is that a curse?
336
00:14:10,762 --> 00:14:12,547
It's not, but I'd sound
like a real douche
337
00:14:12,590 --> 00:14:14,114
if I didn't say that.
338
00:14:14,157 --> 00:14:15,811
Yes,
339
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:18,118
you have avoided that.
340
00:14:18,161 --> 00:14:20,598
You know, on second thought,
we must own that place
341
00:14:20,642 --> 00:14:22,122
because we just put in a pool.
342
00:14:22,165 --> 00:14:23,471
And a pool, by the way...
343
00:14:23,514 --> 00:14:24,864
Is a blessing and a curse?
344
00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:26,126
Exactly.
345
00:14:26,169 --> 00:14:27,127
[song changes]
346
00:14:27,170 --> 00:14:29,912
Oh, this is my jam!
347
00:14:29,956 --> 00:14:31,000
Ooh.
348
00:14:31,044 --> 00:14:32,697
[dance music continues]
349
00:14:34,612 --> 00:14:38,312
This douche lifestyle
is definitely a blessing.
350
00:14:43,012 --> 00:14:45,885
Hey. I needed a break
from those guys, too.
351
00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:47,756
I needed a break from you.
352
00:14:47,799 --> 00:14:49,192
Me? What did I do?
353
00:14:50,237 --> 00:14:52,326
You are listing my
qualifications to these people.
354
00:14:52,369 --> 00:14:53,762
How many languages
I speak,
355
00:14:53,805 --> 00:14:55,851
how many countries I've been to.
356
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:58,941
You told complete strangers
everything about me and my son.
357
00:14:58,985 --> 00:15:00,203
Well, he didn't care about me.
358
00:15:00,247 --> 00:15:01,901
He wanted to hear
stories about you.
359
00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:03,685
Then why didn't you
let me tell them?
360
00:15:03,728 --> 00:15:06,253
I just thought
it might be better if...
361
00:15:06,296 --> 00:15:07,776
I did not speak?
362
00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:11,736
Who is the most famous
footwear philosopher?
363
00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:13,477
What?
364
00:15:13,521 --> 00:15:14,914
Sock-ra-tees.
365
00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:18,830
I googled sock jokes for you.
366
00:15:20,136 --> 00:15:22,922
I was ready to be fun tonight,
but you never gave me a chance.
367
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,620
Sir, they're
about to start.
Just a minute.
368
00:15:28,188 --> 00:15:30,146
You shouldn't keep
Gene Johnson waiting.
369
00:15:35,064 --> 00:15:36,979
[dance music continues]
370
00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:39,939
Tatiana! Tatiana!
371
00:15:39,982 --> 00:15:41,027
What are you doing?
372
00:15:41,070 --> 00:15:43,029
Calling the waitress.
373
00:15:43,072 --> 00:15:44,813
I'm ordering more bubbly.
374
00:15:44,856 --> 00:15:46,510
That's a fun word for champagne.
375
00:15:46,554 --> 00:15:48,512
Look at yourself.I have been.
376
00:15:48,556 --> 00:15:51,689
There are so many mirrors
in here.
377
00:15:51,733 --> 00:15:53,604
We should not be in this place.
378
00:15:53,648 --> 00:15:55,824
None of these
people should be.
379
00:15:55,867 --> 00:15:58,566
It's like a contest to see
who can waste the most money.
380
00:15:58,609 --> 00:16:01,090
Eminem's dog walker
is definitely winning.
381
00:16:01,134 --> 00:16:02,222
What?
382
00:16:02,265 --> 00:16:03,745
I met him
in the unisex bathroom.
383
00:16:03,788 --> 00:16:05,877
He has diamonds in his teeth.
384
00:16:05,921 --> 00:16:08,010
This is not you, Kofo.
385
00:16:08,054 --> 00:16:09,403
You are a man
of substance.
386
00:16:09,446 --> 00:16:12,058
And your father did not
entrust me with your care
387
00:16:12,101 --> 00:16:14,582
to have you gallivanting
in this house of mirrors.
388
00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:16,410
DOUGLAS:
Hey, guys!
389
00:16:16,453 --> 00:16:18,194
We have room for
these ladies to rest
390
00:16:18,238 --> 00:16:20,240
and take off
their uncomfortable shoes?
391
00:16:20,283 --> 00:16:22,590
Douglas, I am sorry.We were just...
Shut up.
392
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:28,552
Ladies, I am
Goodwin Aderibigbe Olayiwola.
393
00:16:28,596 --> 00:16:30,337
Charmed to meet you.
394
00:16:30,380 --> 00:16:33,296
Tatiana darling,
two more glasses!
395
00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:41,522
Please, give a round of applause
for our Businessman of the Year,
396
00:16:41,565 --> 00:16:43,045
Bob Wheeler.
397
00:16:48,529 --> 00:16:49,791
Thank you, everyone.
398
00:16:49,834 --> 00:16:51,793
Uh, this is a real honor to be
399
00:16:51,836 --> 00:16:53,969
a part of such
a tight-knit community.
400
00:16:55,144 --> 00:16:56,754
That joke only works here,
people.
401
00:16:56,798 --> 00:17:00,106
Seriously though,
uh, I am so grateful,
402
00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:01,933
for this honor...
403
00:17:03,239 --> 00:17:06,547
...but more so
for that woman right there.
404
00:17:07,809 --> 00:17:12,379
That beautiful, powerful,
elegant woman.
405
00:17:12,422 --> 00:17:14,424
I am an idiot.
406
00:17:18,559 --> 00:17:21,040
I care too much
what other people think,
407
00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:24,608
when your opinion is the only
one that really matters to me.
408
00:17:24,652 --> 00:17:28,569
I should've let you shine,
honey, and I didn't.
409
00:17:28,612 --> 00:17:29,700
And I'm sorry.
410
00:17:30,745 --> 00:17:32,834
What does this have
to do with socks?
411
00:17:32,877 --> 00:17:35,489
If you want to speak, you should
run your company better.
412
00:17:35,532 --> 00:17:38,057
Then maybe
you could win the award.
413
00:17:39,362 --> 00:17:41,103
I love you, Abishola.
414
00:17:41,147 --> 00:17:43,105
You're the best thing
in my life.
415
00:17:44,759 --> 00:17:47,457
Th... And, uh,
this is nice, too.
416
00:17:47,501 --> 00:17:48,850
Thank you.
417
00:17:48,893 --> 00:17:50,895
[applause]
418
00:17:52,288 --> 00:17:55,030
Although it should be called
"Businessperson of the Year."
419
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,292
Let's catch up
with the times, people.
420
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,041
Mm.
421
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,260
Congratulations.
422
00:18:07,303 --> 00:18:08,696
Thank you.
423
00:18:08,739 --> 00:18:10,872
Why didn't you tell
the "Sock-ra-tees" joke?
424
00:18:10,915 --> 00:18:12,003
Are you kidding?
425
00:18:12,047 --> 00:18:13,309
I can't tell it
as good as you do.
426
00:18:16,704 --> 00:18:18,445
We should go
to your house.
427
00:18:18,488 --> 00:18:20,795
Are you sure?
It's getting pretty late.
428
00:18:20,838 --> 00:18:22,275
I know how late it is.
429
00:18:22,318 --> 00:18:23,885
Well, if we have a nightcap,
430
00:18:23,928 --> 00:18:26,235
I'm not sure I'll be able to
drive you back to your place.
431
00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:29,934
Well, I guess
I'll have to stay the night.
432
00:18:29,978 --> 00:18:31,110
Oh.
433
00:18:32,372 --> 00:18:33,590
Oh.
434
00:18:37,072 --> 00:18:39,988
You must have really
loved my speech.
435
00:18:40,031 --> 00:18:41,990
It was okay.
Mm.
436
00:18:42,033 --> 00:18:50,564
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