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Subtitles by explosiveskull
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Hollywood is a cesspool.
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God I hate my life.
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Everyone sucks, I don't even
wanna get up.
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Hey Breen it's Hampton,
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hope you're not still sleeping.
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Huckle is as usual, is
not responding to me
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and we need him to respond.
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We have Pish tomorrow, big
meeting for "Beast Moon."
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Beez, he's not staring at
you, he's staring at everybody.
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Come on.
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You fucking wanker.
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This is how you lost more
money on "Gods of Pluto"
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than any film in history.
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Losing track of your star.
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Look, I didn't lose Huckle,
Scram.
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Then where is he?
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How the hell did you convince
Ali Goldberg
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in to giving you 300
million dollars, Breen, hey?
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Because I'm awesome and a god.
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Yeah, well I'm your
god now motherfucker.
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And in case you didn't hear,
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being on the bottom rung
of the industry ladder,
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Goldberg's running the studio
now and she fucking hates ya.
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So I suggest you get your
drug-addled, sex-crazed,
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motherfucking client to
that meeting tomorrow!
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Look, don't worry, we're
gonna be there at 9 a.m, okay?
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And "Beast Moon" is an awesome
project,
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that's why you believe in it.
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I believe in Huckle Saxton you
moron.
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He's selling like used
panties in Hong Kong.
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Look, it's not all
about the money, right?
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Breen, you're a cocksucker.
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Do not let Huckle be late
for that meeting with Pish.
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We will be there at 9 a.m.
sharp.
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Yeah and you'd better pray
to the gods of Pluto he is.
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You do not want to get on my bad
side.
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I'm not on your bad side?
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You fucker.
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Executive producers.
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Huckle's gonna blow this
one for you too, isn't he?
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Well if you keep thinking
negatively.
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Look, I need you to go
feed Beez for me all right,
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I gotta find Huck.
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Wait, don't you have a date
with Kira?
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Yeah, it's our two month
anniversary.
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Aww.
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Good morning
Hollyweird, Jade Blaze here,
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welcome to a quick ZMT FLash.
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Our current favorite
bad boy Huckle Saxton,
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always up to no good,
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is it seems after punching out
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the craft department head on
"Beast Moon"
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the production has been
officially shut down once again
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due to Huckle refusing to
come out of his trailer
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for seven days,
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costing the production millions
in overhead lost funds,
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which makes the reckless
studio producer Breen Nash
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look like the captain of
the Titanic right now.
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"Gods of Pluto" being the worst
film of all time of course
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doesn't make Huckle the
most bankable at the moment
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but he feels like "Beast Moon"
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can get him back to number
one on the star-o-meter.
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He better have a smash on his
hands.
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Our beloved boss man, Finnegan
Mutto,
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saw a test screening of
Huckle's newest TV pilot,
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"Vampire Knights" and
called Huckle's acting,
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"The worst performance of
anything I have ever seen."
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More like #hucklesuxton.
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In a fit of rage,
Huckle visited Finnegan
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outside the ZMT office
and stomped his legs
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until his testicles were
smashed.
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He was in a full testicle cast
for months.
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We're pulling for your
Finny, you'll walk again.
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Signing off, this is Jade
Blaze with ZMT Flash.
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Son of a bitch!
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These idiots don't
understand what it's like
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to lose everything.
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I need a vengeful man.
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I want Huckle's dick in my hand.
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I want his legs broken.
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His body burned in public
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and I want you and the
rest of the idiots I hire
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to find him before tonight's
show.
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Hey, no I'm at the club.
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I gotta find Huck,
okay, just keep calling.
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Oh wait, wait, wait,
wait, has Kira called?
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I've called her a million
times, she's not calling.
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Wow.
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Kira!
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Fuck me sideways.
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What are you doing?
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I've called you like a thousand
times.
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Oh, I lost my phone.
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Well what's that right there?
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Oh, you found it, thank you.
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What the fuck do you want Breen?
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Oh, I wanna know
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if you're gonna make the meeting
tomorrow.
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What's the meeting about, your
dick?
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Gonna be a short one.
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And he's only got one nut.
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He looks like a Ken doll down
there.
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That is not true, I have two
nuts.
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Remind you of anything She-ra?
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Her name's Kira.
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A lot longer.
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Okay really?
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We're going home aren't we dear?
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No we're not.
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That's disgusting.
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Just be at that meeting
tomorrow.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
9 a.m, I'll be there.
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Can you leave me alone while
your girl sucks my finger?
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You be home by midnight young
lady.
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Bye Breen!
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Well, well, well, if
it isn't Breen Nash.
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Not tonight Finnegan.
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Hey, let's ask the Hollywood
dinosaur
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why homeland security has put
him on the top of their list?
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Putting bombs in theaters since
1993.
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Very funny, thank you.
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But I'm sure he's got a client
in there?
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Who's just waiting for me
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to take all types of juicy pics,
hey?
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Maybe I'll wait 'til he gets
too drunk to recognize me.
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Maybe I'll sleep with him.
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You take advantage of him one
more time
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and I will smash your legs
myself.
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I'm gonna destroy him Breen.
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And you along with him
if you're not careful.
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Just leave us alone, okay?
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I mean we got a meeting
tomorrow,
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there's nothing to see here
anyway.
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Oh yeah, whoa!
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You and you.
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Yes!
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Oh yeah!
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Nothing to see, toodles.
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I got a story to crack boss.
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Go away Finnegan.
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God I hate my life.
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Why can't I make a movie
that people like Beez?
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I mean is that too much to ask?
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Hey Huck, hi buddy.
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I know I've called you a few
times,
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like seven times now,
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but we have 9 o' clock
meeting, right, remember?
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I hope you're here soon.
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Right behind you asshole.
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He's at the bar, I know
he's at the bar right now.
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He's at the bar right?
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And oh my god, I gotta go get
him.
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I gotta go get him.
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Where are you?
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Pish is gonna be here any
minute.
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Listen to me, I need
you to go to the kitchen
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and grab me three cups of coffee
quickly,
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meet me out front where my car
is, okay?
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And I will come...
What are you doing?
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Hey, hey!
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Oh my God, is he okay?
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Why do you ask, I mean,
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it's not like I hit him
with my car or anything.
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I mean it's not like we
have an important meeting
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or anything right now.
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He's drunk!
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Yes.
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Great, I mean what an asshole.
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He knows how important
this meeting is right now.
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Hello, wake up, come on, wake
up.
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Breen he's ice cold.
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Hence the coffee.
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Open up, it's the police!
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Pish.
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I got ya!
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You did, you got me.
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You looked frightened.
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So Pish, how's the wife?
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She died.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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How is your son?
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He dead too, same time, double
funeral.
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What's wrong?
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Wrong?
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No, not you, him.
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Why he smile, when I say son
dead?
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Look, look, look, look,
he's still smiling.
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He's happy to be doing "Beast
Moon"
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which, let's get down to it
Pish,
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are you ready to cashflow this
thing
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and get into the Huckle Saxton
business?
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Why I see blood on shirt?
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Did he whammy the lady I saw
last time?
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"I'm an old lady."
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No, that is actually fake blood,
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that we were doing a make up
test.
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Just part of the process, you
know,
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prepping for the film.
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Ah, I special effects make-up?
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- I like that, I like that.
- Exactly.
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I have to be honest
with you Pish, Huck is...
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He partied hard last night.
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I mean, he's really happy
to be doing this picture
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but he's a little out of it at
the moment.
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He is going to be in picture?
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100%.
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Call the police, I think
he murdered the movie star.
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I'm sorry, what did you say?
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I said my daughter would
like an autograph from Huckle.
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You got a problem?
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No, no, I'm just happy she's
alive.
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Here's your check.
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Next meeting better be
different.
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You gotta do something, you
know,
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you can't have a hit picture
with him looking like that.
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And if it's not a hit, my friend
will do something for you.
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And for fuck's sake,
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make a better picture
than "Gods of Pluto,"
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that's a bunch of.
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Thank you Pish.
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Looks like you nailed it
slugger, you got the money!
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How are you not excited right
now?
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Huck's dead.
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Sweetie, every career
has its peaks and valleys.
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No, he's really dead.
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I don't know what happened,
I just went to pick him up
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and I didn't, backed up.
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Oh my god.
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Oh my...
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Come on, come on,
let's go to the bathroom.
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- Go to the bathroom.
- I'm gonna be sick.
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Who the fuck is this?
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Fucking hell, fucking asshole,
no money too probably.
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Fuck.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, got your page.
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Chrome here, speak.
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Chrome Mangle from Mangle
and Mangle Investigations?
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It's just Mangle now, who is
this?
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It's me mate, Finny.
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Finnegan, don't tell
me I owe you money too.
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No, old friend, I wanna
hire you for a skip trace.
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I don't do that shit anymore,
you know,
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since my, since my brother.
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What if I was to tell you
that I've stumbled across a file
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that could lead you to
your brother's killer?
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Cut it with the sausage
Finnegan, I ain't biting.
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Come on down to the office,
we'll discuss it over a drink,
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for old time's sake.
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I've had more fun with a
couple of doorknobs, goodbye.
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So dismount and grease
'em up on my dime.
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All right, I'll tell you what,
254
00:18:59,941 --> 00:19:03,676
have a nice fifth waiting
for me and my usual 12 pack.
255
00:19:03,711 --> 00:19:04,510
Of course.
256
00:19:04,544 --> 00:19:07,080
And a nice box of wine.
257
00:19:07,114 --> 00:19:07,949
Yes.
258
00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:09,481
The clear kind.
259
00:19:09,516 --> 00:19:10,683
White?
260
00:19:10,718 --> 00:19:13,119
Yeah, pinot, that's it,
that pinot grego, that's shit.
261
00:19:13,153 --> 00:19:14,821
Oh and Finnegan?
262
00:19:14,855 --> 00:19:16,089
Yes.
263
00:19:16,123 --> 00:19:18,792
I've built up quite a thirst.
264
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:26,498
Yes!
265
00:19:31,570 --> 00:19:33,807
Hey Huckle, what's up brother?
266
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,977
Made the trades again.
267
00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:38,144
Well your ass did.
268
00:19:38,179 --> 00:19:41,413
Jeez man, what did you
get into last night?
269
00:19:41,448 --> 00:19:43,884
What are you doing man,
what are you tokin'?
270
00:19:43,917 --> 00:19:45,451
Come on, I know you did
something man,
271
00:19:45,484 --> 00:19:47,755
were you eatin' or cheatin' man?
272
00:19:47,788 --> 00:19:51,726
Were you poppin', droppin',
were you shootin', tootin'?
273
00:19:51,759 --> 00:19:54,426
Smokin, tokin', come on talk to
me Huckle.
274
00:19:54,461 --> 00:19:56,096
Hello, what were you gettin'
into?
275
00:19:56,130 --> 00:19:58,932
TCB, THC, LSD, PCP, DMT,
ecstasy?
276
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:05,538
The?
277
00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:09,844
Holy shit is he dead?
278
00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:14,614
I'm going to jail.
279
00:20:16,116 --> 00:20:17,984
No one is going to jail.
280
00:20:18,019 --> 00:20:19,053
What are we gonna do?
281
00:20:19,086 --> 00:20:23,824
Guys, the worst human
being in the world is dead
282
00:20:23,857 --> 00:20:26,227
and we have 10 million dollars.
283
00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:27,327
I'm just a filmmaker
284
00:20:27,361 --> 00:20:30,830
but I'm pretty sure without
the star we're screwed.
285
00:20:30,865 --> 00:20:32,199
So we use a double.
286
00:20:32,232 --> 00:20:33,934
Yeah, I mean we get a
doppelganger.
287
00:20:33,968 --> 00:20:34,634
What?
288
00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:36,770
Hell, Cuba had three Castros.
289
00:20:36,804 --> 00:20:37,872
Is that true?
290
00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:39,673
Guys, he's married,
291
00:20:39,707 --> 00:20:42,143
I'm pretty sure his
wife will figure it out.
292
00:20:42,175 --> 00:20:44,211
Oh god, this is the second worst
thing
293
00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:46,146
that's ever happened to me.
294
00:20:46,180 --> 00:20:49,983
Breen, it's okay,
we'll think of something.
295
00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:57,490
I think I know somebody
that can help us.
296
00:21:01,528 --> 00:21:03,230
Aren't you worried about the
ethical lines
297
00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:04,432
we're crossing here?
298
00:21:04,463 --> 00:21:08,601
I'm a producer now Hampton,
I worry about everything.
299
00:21:08,634 --> 00:21:09,568
Well I guess we're talking
300
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:13,173
full producer credit
for me too now, right?
301
00:21:13,207 --> 00:21:16,711
Co-pro, come on, I am covering
up a murder you know Muff?
302
00:21:16,743 --> 00:21:19,012
Yeah, not very well if
you keep mentioning it.
303
00:21:19,046 --> 00:21:20,948
Just shut up and try to act
normal.
304
00:21:20,981 --> 00:21:24,250
Okay, just let me do the
talking, right?
305
00:21:25,152 --> 00:21:27,020
Stop, stop pushing me.
306
00:21:28,990 --> 00:21:29,957
Hello good sir,
307
00:21:29,990 --> 00:21:32,792
we are here looking for
an employee of yours,
308
00:21:32,826 --> 00:21:35,494
dark eyes, dark hair, ponytail?
309
00:21:41,102 --> 00:21:43,770
Gotcha, well he had Lunchables.
310
00:21:45,105 --> 00:21:48,108
If he was here and he did work
here,
311
00:21:49,608 --> 00:21:51,544
maybe he's in the back?
312
00:21:54,115 --> 00:21:58,986
Affirmative, let's go look
for him, that way please.
313
00:21:59,019 --> 00:22:00,020
Not bad.
314
00:22:05,092 --> 00:22:08,863
Oh hey, he slimed me.
315
00:22:08,895 --> 00:22:11,031
Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
316
00:22:12,133 --> 00:22:17,203
Wait, can you take off your
glasses and that hood thing?
317
00:22:18,905 --> 00:22:19,906
Sure.
318
00:22:29,648 --> 00:22:30,650
Holy shit.
319
00:22:32,185 --> 00:22:33,619
What?
320
00:22:33,653 --> 00:22:34,586
How would you like to be a rich
321
00:22:34,621 --> 00:22:36,990
and famous actor for
the rest of your life?
322
00:22:37,023 --> 00:22:38,259
What do I have to do?
323
00:22:40,161 --> 00:22:41,895
Ready to be a movie star?
324
00:22:41,929 --> 00:22:43,763
Am I gonna be in an actual
movie?
325
00:22:43,798 --> 00:22:47,801
Yes but not you, okay,
let's get you up, okay.
326
00:22:49,836 --> 00:22:50,837
Okay, okay.
327
00:22:52,073 --> 00:22:53,173
You're going to be playing
328
00:22:53,207 --> 00:22:56,876
the role of the famous
Hollywood actor Huckle Saxton.
329
00:22:56,911 --> 00:22:59,145
Huckle Sax, Huckle Saxton?
330
00:22:59,180 --> 00:23:01,382
I love Huckle, I saw "Gods of
Pluto"
331
00:23:01,414 --> 00:23:02,817
in the theater eight times.
332
00:23:02,849 --> 00:23:03,917
Oh perfect.
333
00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:07,121
Is Muff here?
334
00:23:07,821 --> 00:23:11,192
No, what's the emergency
darling?
335
00:23:11,224 --> 00:23:13,961
That's kinda a long story
but I need a little favor.
336
00:23:13,993 --> 00:23:15,662
Of course you do.
337
00:23:15,694 --> 00:23:17,998
Hey, thank god.
338
00:23:18,031 --> 00:23:19,400
Hi, I'm...
339
00:23:19,432 --> 00:23:23,369
Huckle Saxton, we know
who you are knucklehead.
340
00:23:23,403 --> 00:23:25,338
Mighty Huckle Saxton.
341
00:23:26,039 --> 00:23:28,909
Sugarplum, can I steal you for
a sec?
342
00:23:28,942 --> 00:23:30,009
Sure, sure.
343
00:23:33,314 --> 00:23:36,049
Breen Nash, I know two things.
344
00:23:39,252 --> 00:23:43,990
How to get dicks hard and
that boy is not Huckle.
345
00:23:44,023 --> 00:23:45,159
What are you up to?
346
00:23:45,192 --> 00:23:46,993
Huckle is in rehab.
347
00:23:48,895 --> 00:23:50,730
Oh bless his heart.
348
00:23:50,763 --> 00:23:51,932
Is he shootin' again?
349
00:23:51,965 --> 00:23:56,436
No, no, but I'm about to
lose financing for "Beast Moon"
350
00:23:56,470 --> 00:24:00,273
and if I don't start shooting,
like now,
351
00:24:00,307 --> 00:24:02,041
then it's a problem.
352
00:24:03,076 --> 00:24:06,713
I need that guy to look like
Huckle for a couple of weeks,
353
00:24:06,747 --> 00:24:07,714
can you do that for me?
354
00:24:07,748 --> 00:24:09,415
You shoulda just told me.
355
00:24:09,450 --> 00:24:12,920
Eyes yes, hair yes, skin yes,
scars, no.
356
00:24:15,055 --> 00:24:17,223
There's always surgery.
357
00:24:17,258 --> 00:24:18,791
I'm not having surgery!
358
00:24:18,826 --> 00:24:21,295
Not you baby, you're perfect.
359
00:24:22,962 --> 00:24:26,400
He's disfigured, I can't
possibly cover those scars
360
00:24:26,432 --> 00:24:27,634
for the camera.
361
00:24:27,666 --> 00:24:29,778
Don't you have some kind of
a magic make-up to cover it
362
00:24:29,803 --> 00:24:32,006
or know somebody that does?
363
00:24:34,775 --> 00:24:36,376
I may know someone.
364
00:24:37,243 --> 00:24:40,447
I met him through Trammel
Steadfast.
365
00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:43,817
Wait a minute, isn't that
that psycho make-up artist
366
00:24:43,851 --> 00:24:48,388
that attacked his crew
and jumped off a bridge?
367
00:24:48,422 --> 00:24:52,358
If I make this call,
there's no turning back.
368
00:24:58,432 --> 00:24:59,967
Make that call.
369
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:09,777
Baby, listen sweetie.
370
00:25:11,511 --> 00:25:15,249
Remember that friend of yours
with that special lotion?
371
00:25:36,103 --> 00:25:37,438
Sorry I'm late.
372
00:25:41,909 --> 00:25:43,777
You were instructed to come
alone.
373
00:25:43,810 --> 00:25:44,944
What, I did.
374
00:25:46,512 --> 00:25:48,882
Then who's that?
375
00:25:48,915 --> 00:25:52,252
Beez, I told you to stay down.
376
00:25:52,286 --> 00:25:54,454
Sorry that's Mr. Beez, he's
cool.
377
00:25:54,488 --> 00:25:57,523
I mean he's not gonna talk
to the cops or anything.
378
00:25:57,557 --> 00:26:00,094
Why I just brought the police
into this mess is beyond me
379
00:26:00,126 --> 00:26:04,064
because there's nothing
illegal happening here.
380
00:26:05,298 --> 00:26:07,268
I didn't bring any cash, you
know,
381
00:26:07,300 --> 00:26:08,134
I didn't know how much it would
be
382
00:26:08,167 --> 00:26:09,278
but I do have a company check
so...
383
00:26:09,303 --> 00:26:14,375
The price would not be
measured by gold but by blood.
384
00:26:16,109 --> 00:26:17,778
Beez, cut it out.
385
00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:21,815
I'm sorry, blood?
386
00:26:23,049 --> 00:26:28,188
If I were to rip your heart
out of your chest, right now,
387
00:26:30,423 --> 00:26:32,026
what would I find?
388
00:26:33,027 --> 00:26:36,063
You know, I've never been
great with the hypothetical.
389
00:26:36,096 --> 00:26:37,298
Good or evil?
390
00:26:42,403 --> 00:26:44,938
I'm gonna pick good.
391
00:26:44,971 --> 00:26:46,874
I mean I'm kind to animals,
right?
392
00:26:46,906 --> 00:26:48,375
And I never litter.
393
00:26:49,143 --> 00:26:53,814
You are what you are and
will become what you are,
394
00:26:55,115 --> 00:26:57,917
no matter what you think you
are.
395
00:27:00,054 --> 00:27:02,388
I'm sorry, did I miss
something here?
396
00:27:02,423 --> 00:27:06,226
What you seek is right
there on the ground.
397
00:27:11,365 --> 00:27:12,365
Wow.
398
00:27:14,968 --> 00:27:18,204
The extract can be used at any
time
399
00:27:18,238 --> 00:27:22,308
but will not work fully
until the witching hour.
400
00:27:25,511 --> 00:27:28,248
And when you say witching hour
you mean?
401
00:27:28,281 --> 00:27:29,450
Midnight.
402
00:27:29,482 --> 00:27:30,482
Copy that.
403
00:27:34,288 --> 00:27:35,989
What is inside will be outside,
404
00:27:36,022 --> 00:27:39,026
what is underneath will be
revealed.
405
00:27:41,228 --> 00:27:43,430
Now go, you've been warned.
406
00:27:46,232 --> 00:27:47,968
No I'm sorry, I...
407
00:27:56,977 --> 00:27:58,612
Did you see that guy?
408
00:27:58,644 --> 00:28:00,980
I mean the whole ensemble?
409
00:28:01,715 --> 00:28:05,652
The hair, oh, guys like
that, they make me feel
410
00:28:07,287 --> 00:28:09,655
like I just need to be
more assertive, right?
411
00:28:10,990 --> 00:28:12,393
What, don't laugh.
412
00:28:16,696 --> 00:28:20,634
I'm just saying, we could
be in over our heads.
413
00:28:23,336 --> 00:28:27,074
I love you Beez.
414
00:28:36,482 --> 00:28:41,121
I gave him enough Xanax to
knock out the real Huckle.
415
00:28:43,156 --> 00:28:44,958
Is that stuff safe?
416
00:28:48,528 --> 00:28:50,463
Completely safe, hon.
417
00:28:52,065 --> 00:28:56,336
You just sit back and relax,
you won't feel a thing.
418
00:29:41,381 --> 00:29:43,383
What is inside will be outside,
419
00:29:43,416 --> 00:29:47,119
what is underneath will be
revealed.
420
00:29:47,153 --> 00:29:49,021
Don't use the cream.
421
00:29:56,630 --> 00:29:58,565
Hey champ, how was the nap?
422
00:29:58,598 --> 00:30:00,701
Wow you really passed out for a
bit there.
423
00:30:00,734 --> 00:30:03,537
Now I can call you Huckle.
424
00:30:03,569 --> 00:30:06,205
Some of my scars are still here.
425
00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:07,207
Don't worry about that, I mean,
426
00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:10,210
it's not even supposed
to work until midnight.
427
00:30:10,243 --> 00:30:13,680
I don't know Breen, what
if I'm not good at this.
428
00:30:13,714 --> 00:30:16,083
What are you talking about?
Nobody is gonna notice.
429
00:30:16,115 --> 00:30:18,060
Okay, and just get through
that first meeting with Scram
430
00:30:18,085 --> 00:30:19,385
and we can buy a little time
431
00:30:19,419 --> 00:30:22,355
and start working on Flex, your
wife.
432
00:30:22,388 --> 00:30:23,523
Wife?
433
00:30:23,557 --> 00:30:24,657
Yeah.
434
00:30:24,691 --> 00:30:27,394
What if she wants me to, you
know?
435
00:30:28,561 --> 00:30:29,830
Breen, you fuck, it's D!
436
00:30:29,864 --> 00:30:31,464
Oh, Dustin, god.
437
00:30:32,598 --> 00:30:35,702
He's probably here to beg me
for a role on "Beast Moon."
438
00:30:35,737 --> 00:30:37,503
Fuck you, open the fucking door.
439
00:30:37,538 --> 00:30:39,640
Dustin Foxxx the movie star?
440
00:30:39,673 --> 00:30:41,742
"Vampire Knights?"
441
00:30:41,776 --> 00:30:44,510
By Lancelot's light, I thy
vampire knight.
442
00:30:44,545 --> 00:30:47,114
What are you doin', don't
do that. He hates you.
443
00:30:47,146 --> 00:30:48,048
Why?
444
00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:51,218
Because you slept with his
wife twice.
445
00:30:51,250 --> 00:30:53,287
Now sit down and don't say a
word, okay?
446
00:30:54,288 --> 00:30:56,455
Open this fucking door Breen.
447
00:30:56,490 --> 00:30:58,258
Hey buddy.
448
00:30:58,291 --> 00:31:00,862
I want a role in "Beast Moon"
Breen.
449
00:31:00,894 --> 00:31:02,797
We can talk about this at the
office.
450
00:31:02,829 --> 00:31:05,531
Bullshit, I know you're
greenlit.
451
00:31:05,566 --> 00:31:07,366
Yeah, I thought I smelled you
Fuckle.
452
00:31:07,401 --> 00:31:10,336
You know what, I want supporting
Breen.
453
00:31:10,369 --> 00:31:11,505
And none of that scale shit!
454
00:31:11,538 --> 00:31:16,143
Oh no, you're top of the
list buddy, top of the list!
455
00:31:16,175 --> 00:31:19,211
Oh my god, he believed
it, I'm him, I'm Huckle.
456
00:31:19,246 --> 00:31:21,280
No you're not and I said shut
up, okay,
457
00:31:21,315 --> 00:31:22,583
so that means shut up.
458
00:31:22,615 --> 00:31:25,419
You put me in that fucking
movie Breen!
459
00:31:25,451 --> 00:31:28,521
I'm gonna call your agent D.
460
00:31:28,555 --> 00:31:30,490
Oh god I hate his agent.
461
00:31:30,523 --> 00:31:32,659
Suckle Fagston.
462
00:31:36,630 --> 00:31:40,232
Hey buddy, kinda just have one
bathroom.
463
00:31:41,567 --> 00:31:44,136
No, what the fuck is this?
464
00:32:03,690 --> 00:32:05,592
So I need to be wrapping this
up.
465
00:32:05,625 --> 00:32:06,703
You thought I was a monster on
set
466
00:32:06,728 --> 00:32:08,362
when we shot "Gods of Pluto."
467
00:32:08,394 --> 00:32:09,496
Watch what happens
468
00:32:09,528 --> 00:32:12,499
if you don't get me something
good in "Beast Moon."
469
00:32:12,531 --> 00:32:14,801
I don't even care that "Gods
of Pluto" sucked so much,
470
00:32:14,836 --> 00:32:15,936
you know why?
471
00:32:15,970 --> 00:32:18,705
'Cause I believe there are
different spaces and times
472
00:32:18,740 --> 00:32:20,606
and universes out there,
473
00:32:20,641 --> 00:32:23,944
that are the exact opposite of
our own.
474
00:32:23,978 --> 00:32:26,546
So somewhere, somewhere out
there,
475
00:32:26,579 --> 00:32:28,915
"Gods of Pluto" is the
biggest hit of all time
476
00:32:28,950 --> 00:32:32,419
and I am the biggest star in
that world.
477
00:32:37,892 --> 00:32:42,829
You sleep with my wife again,
I'll fucking stab you Huckle.
478
00:32:49,403 --> 00:32:50,604
Did he leave?
479
00:32:53,373 --> 00:32:55,442
Thank god, I hate actors.
480
00:33:03,785 --> 00:33:05,585
Goddammit, oh shit.
481
00:33:24,771 --> 00:33:28,809
Man I miss the old days when
pot used to be illegal man.
482
00:33:28,843 --> 00:33:30,509
Especially when I needed some
weed,
483
00:33:30,544 --> 00:33:32,311
I used to down to the park
484
00:33:32,345 --> 00:33:35,982
and just bust some kids
and take their shit.
485
00:33:36,017 --> 00:33:37,651
Hey, I think I heard something.
486
00:33:37,683 --> 00:33:40,020
They always used to
complain and shit about it...
487
00:33:40,054 --> 00:33:41,587
Burt, hey Burt!
488
00:33:44,324 --> 00:33:45,325
Burt!
489
00:33:45,357 --> 00:33:46,126
What?
490
00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:46,827
Man come on, I just got demoted,
491
00:33:46,861 --> 00:33:48,895
I ain't trying to do a desk job.
492
00:33:48,930 --> 00:33:50,731
I think I heard a noise.
493
00:33:50,765 --> 00:33:54,300
Well congratulations
Reynolds, how 'bout this?
494
00:33:57,471 --> 00:34:00,606
Oh come on dude, I'm tryna eat
here.
495
00:34:04,344 --> 00:34:07,914
Sweetie wait, I didn't
know she was gonna be there.
496
00:34:07,949 --> 00:34:10,382
It's a party in the hills,
she's at most of them.
497
00:34:10,416 --> 00:34:11,518
Fuck you Doug.
498
00:34:15,322 --> 00:34:17,389
Hey, hey, stop, I swear
499
00:34:18,092 --> 00:34:19,626
I had no idea Jasmin was gonna
be here.
500
00:34:19,659 --> 00:34:21,963
You're such a lying piece of
shit.
501
00:34:21,996 --> 00:34:23,663
You're a bad lay, you're a bad
liar
502
00:34:23,697 --> 00:34:25,699
and I saw you giving her the
fuck me eyes.
503
00:34:25,733 --> 00:34:27,300
Stay away from me.
504
00:34:27,333 --> 00:34:28,668
Just be logical.
505
00:34:32,672 --> 00:34:34,708
What the fuck was that?
506
00:34:35,608 --> 00:34:40,313
I think we should just
get back to the house.
507
00:34:40,347 --> 00:34:42,349
Where the fuck is the house?
508
00:34:42,382 --> 00:34:43,918
I don't know.
509
00:34:57,731 --> 00:34:58,733
Oh my god!
510
00:35:20,619 --> 00:35:21,621
Oh fuck.
511
00:35:23,824 --> 00:35:25,893
I gotta stop doing drugs.
512
00:35:40,007 --> 00:35:42,976
Hey Muff, what's the
name of that publicist,
513
00:35:43,010 --> 00:35:44,778
Ronnie, Ronnie, Remy?
514
00:35:46,579 --> 00:35:48,681
Renny, Renny, Renny Black.
515
00:35:48,715 --> 00:35:51,518
Yes, yes, I need that guy's
number.
516
00:35:51,550 --> 00:35:53,586
And I also need you and Hampton
517
00:35:53,619 --> 00:35:54,454
to meet me down at Zelda's
salon.
518
00:35:54,487 --> 00:35:55,289
So what now?
519
00:35:55,322 --> 00:35:56,824
We're gonna tap into your bad
boy.
520
00:35:56,858 --> 00:35:58,702
I thought you said you
wanted me to be a good guy?
521
00:35:58,726 --> 00:36:00,527
I'll explain it in the car.
522
00:36:00,559 --> 00:36:01,561
No not you.
523
00:36:02,262 --> 00:36:04,865
Can you just, no I need Zelda.
524
00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:10,003
Yes, okay, let's just start at
the salon.
525
00:36:24,650 --> 00:36:26,452
You're going to
need to look like him,
526
00:36:26,485 --> 00:36:27,889
talk like him, walk like him
527
00:36:27,922 --> 00:36:31,458
and treat others exactly the way
he does.
528
00:36:54,849 --> 00:36:56,851
Okay, okay, you ready?
529
00:36:59,686 --> 00:37:00,686
Yeah.
530
00:37:03,123 --> 00:37:05,458
No, it's a lot of pressure
531
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:08,128
to be in entirely different
person
532
00:37:08,161 --> 00:37:10,197
and a good actor in just four
days.
533
00:37:10,231 --> 00:37:13,000
Yeah but a good actor
could do both right?
534
00:37:13,034 --> 00:37:15,969
So be a good actor, you got
this.
535
00:37:16,003 --> 00:37:17,871
Besides, she's gonna
yell and scream at you
536
00:37:17,905 --> 00:37:20,074
and lock herself up in the room
anyway so,
537
00:37:20,106 --> 00:37:21,150
play dumb 'til that happens.
538
00:37:21,175 --> 00:37:22,009
Okay.
539
00:37:22,043 --> 00:37:24,577
Okay you got this.
540
00:37:24,610 --> 00:37:26,914
If you need anything, do not
call me.
541
00:37:31,217 --> 00:37:32,253
Okay thanks Breen.
542
00:37:49,836 --> 00:37:51,172
This is my house.
543
00:38:00,014 --> 00:38:01,014
Hello?
544
00:38:08,621 --> 00:38:11,759
Where the fuck have you been
Huckle?
545
00:38:13,159 --> 00:38:15,661
With Breen, training for
"Beast Moon."
546
00:38:15,695 --> 00:38:17,264
Great, thanks for calling
asshole.
547
00:38:17,297 --> 00:38:18,833
How was your night Flex?
548
00:38:18,865 --> 00:38:22,235
I puked up blood while
our maid called me a.
549
00:38:22,268 --> 00:38:26,306
And I know that means something
derogatory so she quit.
550
00:38:26,340 --> 00:38:28,275
Or maybe I fired her.
551
00:38:28,309 --> 00:38:31,077
Haven't showered in a couple
days, wanna smell my pits?
552
00:38:31,112 --> 00:38:33,847
No, why would I wanna do that?
553
00:38:34,581 --> 00:38:38,885
You don't want stinky pits,
are you sick or something?
554
00:38:38,918 --> 00:38:42,588
No, I just, I just wanna tell
you
555
00:38:42,621 --> 00:38:44,690
to get ready for a change.
556
00:38:44,724 --> 00:38:48,561
The new me is gonna be
different than the old me.
557
00:38:48,594 --> 00:38:51,731
Holy shit, your eyes are clear,
558
00:38:51,766 --> 00:38:53,900
are you getting fucking sober on
me?
559
00:38:53,934 --> 00:38:56,246
You said we were never getting
sober unless I got knocked up
560
00:38:56,269 --> 00:38:58,039
and there's no fucking way
561
00:38:58,072 --> 00:39:00,340
I am letting you destroy this
body.
562
00:39:00,373 --> 00:39:03,177
Can I have $5,000 for Rodeo
Drive today?
563
00:39:03,210 --> 00:39:05,880
I don't have $5,000.
564
00:39:05,913 --> 00:39:07,679
I mean on me.
565
00:39:07,715 --> 00:39:10,650
Fine, keep your precious money.
566
00:39:10,682 --> 00:39:11,518
You'll see what happens
567
00:39:11,550 --> 00:39:14,255
when my moon-tan lotion starts
selling.
568
00:39:14,288 --> 00:39:15,822
I hate you again.
569
00:39:17,757 --> 00:39:20,827
I'm sorry, can you forgive me
Flex?
570
00:39:23,831 --> 00:39:25,298
What did you say?
571
00:39:28,101 --> 00:39:29,103
I'm sorry?
572
00:39:31,172 --> 00:39:33,106
Say it again.
573
00:39:33,139 --> 00:39:35,608
I'm sorry for being a jerk.
574
00:39:35,641 --> 00:39:37,110
You deserve better.
575
00:39:40,815 --> 00:39:43,184
We are driving up the
coast tonight for dins,
576
00:39:43,217 --> 00:39:48,121
then you're going down on me
for dessert, front and back.
577
00:39:48,155 --> 00:39:50,090
Maybe I'll order beans.
578
00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:54,760
Huh?
579
00:39:58,364 --> 00:39:59,365
Oh.
580
00:40:09,009 --> 00:40:11,244
I have to speak for
this studio here Huck,
581
00:40:11,277 --> 00:40:13,047
we don't need any bad PR.
582
00:40:13,079 --> 00:40:15,148
It was sexy in the beginning,
583
00:40:15,181 --> 00:40:16,983
return of the Hollywood bad boy
584
00:40:17,016 --> 00:40:19,320
but now it's just a distraction.
585
00:40:19,353 --> 00:40:22,755
Yeah, you feel this don't you
geezer?
586
00:40:23,423 --> 00:40:27,427
Ma'am, Scram, I'm a
totally different person.
587
00:40:27,460 --> 00:40:29,230
If you can bet on me on BM,
588
00:40:29,262 --> 00:40:34,201
we can shoot two and three back
to back for half the racks.
589
00:40:40,106 --> 00:40:43,277
We'll fast track "Beast Moon"
for a fall release, Scram?
590
00:40:43,309 --> 00:40:45,880
Well we'll have to dump "Dance
Blade 4,"
591
00:40:45,913 --> 00:40:47,213
push the "Vampire Knights"
revamp
592
00:40:47,248 --> 00:40:50,050
for February, that'll work.
593
00:40:50,083 --> 00:40:51,918
Is that good for you Breen?
594
00:40:51,952 --> 00:40:54,155
Yes, that's great for me.
595
00:40:55,722 --> 00:40:57,458
Huckle we need a moment with
Breen.
596
00:40:57,490 --> 00:41:00,027
Oh, thank you ma'am, Scram.
597
00:41:02,463 --> 00:41:03,297
I'll be outside.
598
00:41:03,329 --> 00:41:05,199
I'll be right there.
599
00:41:06,199 --> 00:41:09,235
You see, brand new Huck, right?
600
00:41:09,269 --> 00:41:12,005
Breen, you're a moron.
601
00:41:12,039 --> 00:41:12,706
I am?
602
00:41:12,739 --> 00:41:14,407
You got his head too straight.
603
00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:15,108
I do?
604
00:41:15,141 --> 00:41:16,911
We don't want him thanking us.
605
00:41:16,943 --> 00:41:18,077
Calling me sir?
606
00:41:18,112 --> 00:41:20,414
Jeez, Ali had security standing
by
607
00:41:20,447 --> 00:41:22,315
thinkin' he might trash the
place.
608
00:41:22,349 --> 00:41:23,516
That's why he's bankable.
609
00:41:23,550 --> 00:41:28,322
We want him on time, sober,
clean, focused on the film
610
00:41:28,355 --> 00:41:32,492
but let's keep him interesting
and entertaining, you idiot.
611
00:41:32,525 --> 00:41:33,460
I got this.
612
00:41:33,494 --> 00:41:35,996
I realize you're completely
incompetent.
613
00:41:36,030 --> 00:41:37,931
But you can handle it, can't you
Breen?
614
00:41:37,965 --> 00:41:40,434
Of course I can, I mean it's...
615
00:41:40,467 --> 00:41:43,403
Don't fuck this up Breen.
616
00:41:49,108 --> 00:41:53,112
I just love a good white
Wonder Bread sandwich
617
00:41:53,914 --> 00:41:58,251
with some thick white
meat completely covered
618
00:41:58,284 --> 00:42:01,121
in some hot sticky white mess.
619
00:42:03,190 --> 00:42:05,226
That sounds delicious.
620
00:42:05,259 --> 00:42:08,128
You a sandwich guy Breen?
621
00:42:08,161 --> 00:42:11,731
I don't think she's talking
about lunch.
622
00:42:16,436 --> 00:42:18,239
Ice 'em down Finny.
623
00:42:19,172 --> 00:42:20,240
Ice 'em down.
624
00:42:22,476 --> 00:42:26,280
Will the real fucking
Huckle please stand up?
625
00:42:28,849 --> 00:42:30,050
What a jag off.
626
00:42:35,021 --> 00:42:37,190
So he just stood there?
627
00:42:37,224 --> 00:42:40,827
Then he took her to
dinner, no drugs, no booze,
628
00:42:40,860 --> 00:42:43,831
lotta beans, he's gonna
be shitting for a week.
629
00:42:43,864 --> 00:42:46,099
Good, he knew you were watching.
630
00:42:46,132 --> 00:42:50,536
Nobody ever sees me
watchin' ever, you got it?
631
00:42:50,570 --> 00:42:53,507
Oh for god's sake Chrome,
I'm on your side, let go.
632
00:42:53,539 --> 00:42:57,577
I want that fuckin' file you
fat Ironside fuckin' cripple.
633
00:42:57,610 --> 00:42:59,545
And you will have it.
634
00:43:00,514 --> 00:43:02,416
As soon as you get me proof
635
00:43:02,449 --> 00:43:05,286
that Huckle is doing something
illegal.
636
00:43:05,318 --> 00:43:07,887
I need the ability to destroy
him
637
00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:10,190
in order to get you your file.
638
00:43:10,224 --> 00:43:12,126
You pass arithmetic?
639
00:43:12,159 --> 00:43:14,894
Take a look, see the ink
on his right ass cheek?
640
00:43:14,927 --> 00:43:16,963
That's a bullseye tattoo, right?
641
00:43:16,996 --> 00:43:17,998
All right.
642
00:43:20,233 --> 00:43:22,835
Why is this one clean as a
baby's ass?
643
00:43:22,869 --> 00:43:25,072
Where's the fuckin' tattoo?
644
00:43:26,139 --> 00:43:27,273
What are you suggesting?
645
00:43:27,307 --> 00:43:31,378
I'm suggesting that this
ass don't belong to Huckle.
646
00:43:31,411 --> 00:43:33,414
Not the real one anyway.
647
00:43:34,213 --> 00:43:36,550
These guys, they're always using
doubles
648
00:43:36,583 --> 00:43:38,518
in the movie pictures, right?
649
00:43:38,552 --> 00:43:39,753
Why would he replace himself?
650
00:43:39,788 --> 00:43:44,324
Because the fucking barracudas
that run the movie studios,
651
00:43:44,358 --> 00:43:46,092
they create these actors right?
652
00:43:46,126 --> 00:43:48,429
Who better to replace them?
653
00:43:48,461 --> 00:43:51,331
You think Wooly Workingstiff's
got any idea what,
654
00:43:51,364 --> 00:43:52,574
like, fucking time of day it is?
655
00:43:52,599 --> 00:43:54,077
You think he's gonna know the
difference
656
00:43:54,101 --> 00:43:56,603
between a real actor and a
fugazi?
657
00:43:56,637 --> 00:43:59,039
Oh my god, you are right.
658
00:44:00,039 --> 00:44:04,210
Which begs the hundred
billion dollar question.
659
00:44:04,244 --> 00:44:07,514
Where's the real Huckle Saxton?
660
00:44:30,971 --> 00:44:31,972
Hello?
661
00:44:37,043 --> 00:44:38,045
Hello?
662
00:44:41,414 --> 00:44:44,150
I gotta stop doing so much blow.
663
00:44:48,554 --> 00:44:50,023
And drink water.
664
00:44:58,097 --> 00:44:59,166
Brown Bomber?
665
00:45:07,407 --> 00:45:08,541
What the fuck?
666
00:45:10,443 --> 00:45:12,378
Help, somebody help me!
667
00:45:16,682 --> 00:45:19,085
Fuck my legs, I can't move.
668
00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:23,456
I'm Huckle fucking Saxton.
669
00:45:24,490 --> 00:45:27,427
Somebody call my manager,
fuckers!
670
00:45:32,231 --> 00:45:35,536
You can't keep doing this
Huckle.
671
00:45:35,568 --> 00:45:37,070
I can't support charities?
672
00:45:37,103 --> 00:45:39,273
Not dressed respectably.
673
00:45:39,306 --> 00:45:41,708
Give him some space chalk stick.
674
00:45:41,742 --> 00:45:44,746
Out of nowhere, you're
so big yet so stealthy.
675
00:45:44,778 --> 00:45:46,713
You heard her, give me some
space.
676
00:45:46,748 --> 00:45:49,081
I'm trying to manage you.
677
00:45:49,115 --> 00:45:51,351
I was doing just fine until I
met you.
678
00:45:51,385 --> 00:45:52,686
Ooh!
679
00:45:52,719 --> 00:45:53,822
Shut up idiot.
680
00:45:53,855 --> 00:45:55,597
- You see that's better.
- All right, you can get out,
681
00:45:55,621 --> 00:45:59,293
get out, get out, shut
the door behind you.
682
00:46:00,795 --> 00:46:04,697
Maybe I'll make Nectarine my new
manager.
683
00:46:04,731 --> 00:46:06,733
Eat a nectarine, Breen.
684
00:46:10,036 --> 00:46:12,371
I'm so disappointed in you.
685
00:46:14,141 --> 00:46:15,675
I'm off to Crafty.
686
00:46:22,449 --> 00:46:25,085
You need anything puddin' pop?
687
00:46:25,117 --> 00:46:28,054
Okay, so you when I'm back.
688
00:46:37,764 --> 00:46:40,032
What's happening to me?
689
00:47:04,157 --> 00:47:05,157
Invincible.
690
00:47:40,527 --> 00:47:42,461
You know, all things considered,
691
00:47:42,496 --> 00:47:44,831
things are going pretty well.
692
00:47:49,335 --> 00:47:51,471
Maybe a little too well.
693
00:47:57,543 --> 00:48:00,614
Huckle you've got
an interview... So?
694
00:48:00,646 --> 00:48:03,617
Okay, okay, okay, listen
up everybody, all right,
695
00:48:03,650 --> 00:48:06,552
don't forget I've got free
drinks on me tonight at The Cove.
696
00:48:06,586 --> 00:48:09,757
How about free drinks
on Breen right now?
697
00:48:13,427 --> 00:48:14,561
All right, that's funny,
698
00:48:14,594 --> 00:48:16,195
we've got our yayas out right
there,
699
00:48:16,228 --> 00:48:17,664
how 'bout we get back to work?
700
00:48:17,697 --> 00:48:19,266
I'm gonna go change my shirt.
701
00:48:19,298 --> 00:48:20,434
Woo!
702
00:48:21,936 --> 00:48:24,806
Everyone take one, I'll be back.
703
00:48:42,289 --> 00:48:43,422
Who's there?
704
00:49:01,208 --> 00:49:02,275
Am I in hell?
705
00:49:13,619 --> 00:49:15,688
Listen geniuses, this is the
last time
706
00:49:15,722 --> 00:49:18,190
I'm wearing this thing so,
try not to fuck my shit up
707
00:49:18,224 --> 00:49:19,592
when you apply the mask this
time?
708
00:49:19,626 --> 00:49:21,327
We're really sorry about the
rash,
709
00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:22,929
the application will be just
fine.
710
00:49:22,963 --> 00:49:26,365
You think, well then fuck you
two.
711
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:28,235
Y'all seen my phone?
712
00:49:28,268 --> 00:49:29,235
I already checked my...
713
00:49:29,268 --> 00:49:33,340
Wait a minute, that
was my first suggestion.
714
00:49:33,373 --> 00:49:35,509
Oh, there it is, got it.
715
00:49:40,815 --> 00:49:43,951
You could learn a lot from
that girl.
716
00:49:43,985 --> 00:49:45,452
She's all class.
717
00:49:48,521 --> 00:49:49,655
This occupied.
718
00:49:49,690 --> 00:49:50,690
It's me.
719
00:49:54,393 --> 00:49:56,898
Look, he's not doing drugs
but he's doing something.
720
00:49:56,931 --> 00:49:58,733
It is all on that camera.
721
00:49:58,766 --> 00:50:01,936
So after this tell
Finnegan, I'm done, I'm out.
722
00:50:01,969 --> 00:50:03,905
Would you like nacho?
723
00:50:21,789 --> 00:50:22,989
How're you feeling Huckle?
724
00:50:23,023 --> 00:50:25,358
You know that masks' great
but it's kind of firm on your...
725
00:50:31,697 --> 00:50:33,365
Get away from me!
726
00:50:34,869 --> 00:50:36,737
I will kill you.
727
00:50:44,778 --> 00:50:47,748
Huckle, don't kill me, I love
you!
728
00:51:28,722 --> 00:51:29,956
Wow.
729
00:51:30,858 --> 00:51:32,525
This looks amazing.
730
00:51:34,862 --> 00:51:38,465
I mean, it's a complete waste of
materials
731
00:51:38,498 --> 00:51:40,432
but this looks awesome.
732
00:51:44,871 --> 00:51:47,809
It isn't make-up Breen.
733
00:51:49,576 --> 00:51:51,722
They said it would come off
if I yank it from the bottom
734
00:51:51,746 --> 00:51:53,880
but it just pulls my skin.
735
00:51:55,916 --> 00:51:57,784
Scars came back Breen.
736
00:51:59,853 --> 00:52:02,621
So I put on the cream
and it struck midnight
737
00:52:02,655 --> 00:52:03,858
and now I can't take it off!
738
00:52:03,891 --> 00:52:08,394
Wait, wait, just calm down,
take a breath, all right?
739
00:52:10,898 --> 00:52:12,041
You think
the Hollywood lifestyle's
740
00:52:12,065 --> 00:52:13,233
getting to me?
741
00:52:13,266 --> 00:52:15,869
Think your grooming process
maybe went a little too far?
742
00:52:15,902 --> 00:52:17,570
It's just make-up
okay, we can get it off,
743
00:52:17,603 --> 00:52:21,440
we'll take it off, just take it
easy.
744
00:52:21,474 --> 00:52:24,744
It isn't just make-up Breen.
745
00:52:27,447 --> 00:52:28,447
Okay.
746
00:52:30,617 --> 00:52:32,585
I can feel it.
747
00:52:32,619 --> 00:52:34,021
Okay.
748
00:52:34,054 --> 00:52:36,590
I didn't want to.
749
00:52:37,724 --> 00:52:42,096
I told them to get away
but then I had to eat them.
750
00:52:44,664 --> 00:52:47,869
And now I'm going to eat you too
Breen.
751
00:52:56,576 --> 00:52:59,112
Eat me, why would you want to
eat me?
752
00:52:59,146 --> 00:53:01,148
I'm just skin and bones!
753
00:53:33,179 --> 00:53:35,849
I told you to stop asking me.
754
00:53:36,884 --> 00:53:41,588
You ask me again, your client's
gonna start losing points.
755
00:53:41,621 --> 00:53:42,889
One, two, three.
756
00:53:52,565 --> 00:53:54,235
Did you hear me?
757
00:53:54,268 --> 00:53:56,503
And you ever bother me again
758
00:53:56,536 --> 00:53:59,472
after 8 o' clock in the middle
of my run,
759
00:53:59,505 --> 00:54:02,641
I'm gonna find you, I'm
gonna eat you alive,
760
00:54:02,675 --> 00:54:04,077
then I'm gonna find your client,
761
00:54:04,110 --> 00:54:06,713
I'm gonna eat him alive
and then for dessert,
762
00:54:06,746 --> 00:54:08,748
I'm gonna eat your wife.
763
00:54:18,759 --> 00:54:23,130
We have a 1091 near the
Woodrow Wilson Boulevard,
764
00:54:23,164 --> 00:54:27,666
I repeat, a vicious animal
attack near your location.
765
00:54:27,701 --> 00:54:28,768
Sanchez, Reynolds,
766
00:54:28,802 --> 00:54:30,681
you playing with each
other's ding-a-lings again?
767
00:54:30,704 --> 00:54:31,739
Sanchez here.
768
00:54:31,771 --> 00:54:34,041
That was a rumor, it was
just Greek yogurt Sarge.
769
00:54:34,074 --> 00:54:35,641
Yeah, the lab said otherwise.
770
00:54:35,675 --> 00:54:38,144
But Sarge... Shut the fuck up.
771
00:54:38,179 --> 00:54:40,679
The mayor's mistress
called, her dog was attacked
772
00:54:40,715 --> 00:54:43,050
right where you two assholes are
parked,
773
00:54:43,083 --> 00:54:46,619
keep your eyes peeled and
your hands off your cocks.
774
00:54:46,652 --> 00:54:49,923
Eyes and ears open sir,
we will shoot on sight.
775
00:54:49,956 --> 00:54:51,257
Shoot to kill Sarge.
776
00:54:51,291 --> 00:54:53,226
You fucking idiots.
777
00:54:53,260 --> 00:54:55,996
You keep your sidearms
holstered, locate the suspect
778
00:54:56,030 --> 00:54:58,766
and contact Animal Control,
understood?
779
00:54:58,798 --> 00:55:01,068
Understood but that was Greek
yogurt!
780
00:55:01,101 --> 00:55:03,070
What a fuckin' asshole man,
781
00:55:03,103 --> 00:55:04,704
why don't he call Animal
Control,
782
00:55:04,739 --> 00:55:07,307
what the fuck we look like?
783
00:55:07,340 --> 00:55:09,541
We are police officers.
784
00:55:09,576 --> 00:55:11,878
Hey man, do you think we're
gonna do,
785
00:55:11,911 --> 00:55:12,746
you know what I'm sayin?
786
00:55:12,780 --> 00:55:14,715
Watch this, watch this.
787
00:55:16,951 --> 00:55:20,552
Hotbox, that's what the fuck I'm
gonna do.
788
00:55:23,090 --> 00:55:25,025
Yeah okay you're right.
789
00:55:27,762 --> 00:55:28,795
The fuck was that?
790
00:55:46,847 --> 00:55:49,315
Hey, what's the emergency?
791
00:55:49,349 --> 00:55:52,786
Okay, minor wrinkle but
Huck has literally turned
792
00:55:52,820 --> 00:55:54,188
into the monster from "Beast
Moon."
793
00:55:54,221 --> 00:55:56,956
Wait, he's acting like
the monster from the movie?
794
00:55:56,990 --> 00:56:00,126
Not acting, he is the
monster from the movie.
795
00:56:00,161 --> 00:56:03,130
He kinda went crazy and killed
Keemsee
796
00:56:03,164 --> 00:56:04,130
and Karla a little bit.
797
00:56:04,164 --> 00:56:04,998
Where is he?
798
00:56:05,032 --> 00:56:05,965
I don't know.
799
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:07,599
Guys, guys, I set his phone
for tracking
800
00:56:07,634 --> 00:56:09,369
after the whole Betty White
fiasco.
801
00:56:09,402 --> 00:56:11,242
You know, he really
should have won that fight.
802
00:56:11,670 --> 00:56:14,007
Whoa, he's already in west LA.
803
00:56:14,041 --> 00:56:15,708
Wait, on foot?
804
00:56:15,742 --> 00:56:16,976
This is all my fault.
805
00:56:17,010 --> 00:56:18,021
Look, do you still have those
tranqs
806
00:56:18,045 --> 00:56:18,978
in the back of your car?
807
00:56:19,012 --> 00:56:19,813
Of course.
808
00:56:19,847 --> 00:56:22,349
Okay, you tidy up here and
we'll...
809
00:56:22,382 --> 00:56:25,853
Whoa, whoa, tidy up double
homicide?
810
00:56:25,885 --> 00:56:27,297
Look do you want that producer
credit?
811
00:56:27,320 --> 00:56:28,755
It'll open so many doors.
812
00:56:28,789 --> 00:56:30,257
Then go get some cleaning
supplies,
813
00:56:30,291 --> 00:56:34,195
make this place spotless
and I will consider it.
814
00:56:34,228 --> 00:56:35,929
What, I said I'd consider it.
815
00:56:36,996 --> 00:56:37,965
Okay he stopped.
816
00:56:37,998 --> 00:56:39,199
Where?
817
00:56:39,233 --> 00:56:40,233
His house.
818
00:56:42,769 --> 00:56:44,905
Okay, in you go, you go.
819
00:56:47,775 --> 00:56:49,242
I've got your back.
820
00:56:57,784 --> 00:56:58,786
Okay.
821
00:57:10,931 --> 00:57:11,931
Upstairs.
822
00:57:18,105 --> 00:57:19,106
Okay, go.
823
00:57:26,746 --> 00:57:28,949
Did I turn off the stove?
824
00:57:30,117 --> 00:57:32,719
Have I ever even used the stove?
825
00:57:43,429 --> 00:57:44,431
Oh shit.
826
00:57:45,266 --> 00:57:47,134
It's all good in here.
827
00:57:53,806 --> 00:57:57,210
I can't get this mask off
Breen, it's...
828
00:58:02,215 --> 00:58:04,351
Zelda hi, it's Breen.
829
00:58:04,385 --> 00:58:07,820
Is there something you may
have forgotten to tell me?
830
00:58:07,855 --> 00:58:09,789
It's pulling my fucking face.
831
00:58:09,822 --> 00:58:11,324
Breen, Breen, I'm telling you
832
00:58:11,358 --> 00:58:12,960
there's something evil about
this cream.
833
00:58:12,992 --> 00:58:14,061
Hold on buddy, hold on.
834
00:58:14,094 --> 00:58:16,695
So did you tell me everything?
835
00:58:17,931 --> 00:58:21,202
- Yes about the cream.
- Hold still.
836
00:58:21,235 --> 00:58:25,206
I'm sorry, what do you
mean about the oopsie?
837
00:58:25,239 --> 00:58:26,239
Uh-huh.
838
00:58:27,807 --> 00:58:29,385
Like they turn into beasts and
eat people,
839
00:58:29,409 --> 00:58:31,445
that minor detail?
840
00:58:31,478 --> 00:58:34,014
Yeah, yeah, that's a problem.
841
00:58:35,048 --> 00:58:38,184
I need you to get to Hux now.
842
00:58:38,219 --> 00:58:41,155
Oh, I thought you said he was
dead?
843
00:58:43,856 --> 00:58:46,460
Okay then I need to find
Trammel.
844
00:59:13,487 --> 00:59:15,088
What are you doing with the
cream?
845
00:59:15,121 --> 00:59:16,422
Did you use it?
846
00:59:16,456 --> 00:59:17,123
Did you touch it?
847
00:59:17,157 --> 00:59:19,960
No, I was just looking at it.
848
00:59:21,195 --> 00:59:22,195
Jesus.
849
00:59:23,396 --> 00:59:25,132
What is this shit Breen?
850
00:59:25,164 --> 00:59:26,500
I have no idea.
851
00:59:28,034 --> 00:59:31,304
Here, I need you to find
this guy, Trammel Steadfast.
852
00:59:31,338 --> 00:59:33,206
Yeah from MASQ.Effects.
853
00:59:33,239 --> 00:59:34,173
What you know him?
854
00:59:34,208 --> 00:59:36,510
Yeah I mean I PA'd
on "Eat Me Alive Five."
855
00:59:36,543 --> 00:59:38,144
He's a genius with masks.
856
00:59:38,177 --> 00:59:42,215
I hope so, he may be our
only chance to save Michael.
857
00:59:42,248 --> 00:59:43,884
You mean Huckle?
858
00:59:43,916 --> 00:59:45,518
No, I mean Michael.
859
00:59:47,186 --> 00:59:48,789
You missed a spot.
860
01:00:22,989 --> 01:00:24,458
Oh, oh yeah baby.
861
01:00:35,501 --> 01:00:38,237
Ice 'em down baby, ice 'em down.
862
01:00:49,516 --> 01:00:52,585
Five second rule, five second
rule!
863
01:01:04,664 --> 01:01:05,865
I feel fine.
864
01:01:07,534 --> 01:01:09,536
And that never happened.
865
01:01:59,485 --> 01:02:01,063
Sometimes I think you're
the only real thing
866
01:02:01,088 --> 01:02:02,222
around here Beez.
867
01:02:13,166 --> 01:02:15,702
Mr. Beez, am I happy to see you.
868
01:02:44,465 --> 01:02:47,768
If I end up on the river Styx,
869
01:02:47,802 --> 01:02:52,472
I will spit in Death's eye
and take my chances in hell.
870
01:03:22,402 --> 01:03:24,137
Hey Breen, it's Hampton,
871
01:03:24,170 --> 01:03:25,581
getting pretty close to
Trammel's house
872
01:03:25,606 --> 01:03:28,208
so I'll let you know when I'm
coming back
873
01:03:28,242 --> 01:03:32,179
and you see me as a
producer after this, right?
874
01:04:02,710 --> 01:04:05,344
- What do you want fat man?
- How'd you like to know
875
01:04:05,378 --> 01:04:08,681
what's really going on with
Huckle Saxton?
876
01:04:08,715 --> 01:04:11,485
Why Breen won't allow you near
him on set?
877
01:04:11,518 --> 01:04:14,121
Why he's now such a sweet little
angel?
878
01:04:14,153 --> 01:04:15,489
Who says I care about that?
879
01:04:15,521 --> 01:04:17,557
Oh don't show your ass to me.
880
01:04:17,590 --> 01:04:20,693
I suppose you like being made a
fool of?
881
01:04:20,728 --> 01:04:23,096
Oh maybe you get off
882
01:04:23,130 --> 01:04:27,701
on being the rim of the
studio system's asshole?
883
01:04:27,735 --> 01:04:30,469
Huck and Breen are fleecing you.
884
01:04:31,137 --> 01:04:35,275
And it's real Scram, it
makes scars disappear,
885
01:04:35,309 --> 01:04:38,077
wrinkles vanish, assholes
pucker.
886
01:04:42,382 --> 01:04:43,717
And there's more.
887
01:04:45,686 --> 01:04:46,721
What do you want fat man?
888
01:04:46,753 --> 01:04:49,222
I want the non-redacted
file of the hit and run
889
01:04:49,255 --> 01:04:52,693
you studio goons covered up in
2004.
890
01:04:52,726 --> 01:04:54,260
There was no hit and run.
891
01:04:54,293 --> 01:04:56,864
Okay then, maybe I'll
just put this little video
892
01:04:56,898 --> 01:04:58,498
up on ZMT tonight.
893
01:05:00,666 --> 01:05:01,835
How much?
894
01:05:01,869 --> 01:05:06,405
Oh Scram old boy, some things
are worth more than money.
895
01:05:19,652 --> 01:05:20,653
Hello?
896
01:05:25,525 --> 01:05:27,728
Mr. Ezequiel, Mr. Ezequiel?
897
01:05:33,333 --> 01:05:35,402
Hello, hey, whoa, hey.
898
01:05:35,434 --> 01:05:38,271
How did you do that, I just.
899
01:05:38,304 --> 01:05:41,909
Anyway, I'm not clear
on your return policy
900
01:05:41,943 --> 01:05:44,644
but this lovely stuff is just
not for me
901
01:05:44,677 --> 01:05:48,815
so if you could be so
kind and take it back.
902
01:05:48,849 --> 01:05:51,518
It doesn't work like that.
903
01:05:51,550 --> 01:05:52,954
It doesn't work like that?
904
01:05:52,987 --> 01:05:55,554
Well it's not like you gave me a
manual.
905
01:05:55,588 --> 01:05:58,525
The flower doesn't
sacrifice its life to heal,
906
01:05:58,557 --> 01:06:00,427
it does so to cleanse.
907
01:06:01,193 --> 01:06:03,697
Wait a second, you already knew
908
01:06:03,731 --> 01:06:06,500
that it turned people into
monsters?
909
01:06:06,532 --> 01:06:11,471
They turned into monsters
because they are monsters, see.
910
01:06:12,840 --> 01:06:15,242
I see you've been marked.
911
01:06:15,275 --> 01:06:18,746
Oh no no, that's just a
little accident, some spillage.
912
01:06:18,780 --> 01:06:22,784
At midnight tonight you will
be judged by the flower.
913
01:06:22,817 --> 01:06:25,284
You may still have time.
914
01:06:25,318 --> 01:06:27,889
Stamp out the evil you have
unleashed
915
01:06:27,922 --> 01:06:29,655
or become a part of it.
916
01:06:29,690 --> 01:06:30,768
What do you mean become a part
of it?
917
01:06:30,791 --> 01:06:32,726
I don't want anything to do with
this.
918
01:06:32,760 --> 01:06:34,427
I mean, what if I mess up?
919
01:06:34,460 --> 01:06:35,829
I might already be a bad person,
920
01:06:35,862 --> 01:06:38,465
Hollywood does that to people.
921
01:06:40,534 --> 01:06:45,204
Either you help people in
this life or you harm them.
922
01:06:46,306 --> 01:06:48,240
Make your choice Breen.
923
01:06:56,315 --> 01:07:00,987
If we meet again, my blade
will be the last thing you see.
924
01:07:12,431 --> 01:07:13,266
Hey hey.
925
01:07:13,300 --> 01:07:14,333
Get a fucking job.
926
01:07:14,367 --> 01:07:15,769
Oh no, you watch movies?
927
01:07:15,802 --> 01:07:17,269
"Gods of Pluto."
928
01:07:18,106 --> 01:07:20,639
You consider that piece
of crap a movie, here,
929
01:07:20,673 --> 01:07:22,375
here pal keep it.
930
01:07:22,409 --> 01:07:23,677
"Gods of Pluto."
931
01:07:26,378 --> 01:07:28,916
Ice 'em down baby, ice 'em down.
932
01:07:34,789 --> 01:07:38,525
Huckle, Huckle you low
life fucking scumbag.
933
01:10:12,113 --> 01:10:13,113
Hello?
934
01:10:26,493 --> 01:10:28,895
Oh my god, don't shoot.
935
01:10:28,930 --> 01:10:30,064
Zelda sent me.
936
01:10:31,865 --> 01:10:32,867
Zelda.
937
01:10:34,902 --> 01:10:36,871
I wouldn't smile if I were you.
938
01:10:36,904 --> 01:10:39,639
You're standing on a landmine.
939
01:10:42,574 --> 01:10:44,779
Oh my god, Mr. Steadfast,
940
01:10:46,546 --> 01:10:48,614
please I just have a few
questions.
941
01:10:48,648 --> 01:10:50,885
It's a matter of life and death.
942
01:10:50,917 --> 01:10:53,552
You see Mr. Steadfast, my boss
and I,
943
01:10:53,586 --> 01:10:55,189
the other producers and I...
944
01:10:55,221 --> 01:10:57,556
Wait, you're a producer?
945
01:10:58,993 --> 01:11:01,895
Anyway, we came across this
cream,
946
01:11:01,929 --> 01:11:04,698
it's got these amazing healing
properties
947
01:11:04,731 --> 01:11:07,600
and it's killing, oh, well
thanks,
948
01:11:09,804 --> 01:11:12,139
kinda parched from the drive.
949
01:11:16,676 --> 01:11:17,676
Damn, wow.
950
01:11:35,095 --> 01:11:36,197
Where's the cream now?
951
01:11:36,229 --> 01:11:38,564
Well, it's with my boss,
952
01:11:39,300 --> 01:11:42,235
it's already killed several
people.
953
01:11:42,269 --> 01:11:45,238
Below the line people
but people nonetheless.
954
01:11:45,271 --> 01:11:47,539
Then you're already too late
man,
955
01:11:47,573 --> 01:11:49,310
just take what's left, destroy
it
956
01:11:49,342 --> 01:11:51,112
and count yourself as lucky.
957
01:11:51,145 --> 01:11:53,314
What's it made of?
958
01:11:53,346 --> 01:11:54,581
What are the properties?
959
01:11:54,613 --> 01:11:56,250
Why does it make people so...
960
01:11:56,283 --> 01:11:59,119
The parasite is native to the
flower,
961
01:11:59,153 --> 01:12:01,921
it enters the host through the
pores,
962
01:12:01,956 --> 01:12:05,192
it feeds on the basis of human
emotions,
963
01:12:05,225 --> 01:12:09,029
anger, rage, jealousy,
hatred, anything evil.
964
01:12:16,103 --> 01:12:19,172
Decades ago on a shoot in Costa
Rica,
965
01:12:21,175 --> 01:12:24,644
I witnessed a Shaman's healing
ceremony.
966
01:12:25,979 --> 01:12:29,350
Well how did you know that was
real?
967
01:12:29,382 --> 01:12:31,985
I was the one who was saved.
968
01:12:33,319 --> 01:12:36,823
From the first application, it
took over.
969
01:12:39,126 --> 01:12:43,863
I felt great, I looked great,
made my actors look great.
970
01:12:46,632 --> 01:12:50,738
So I had it synthesized and
I sold it as M-A-S-Q, MASQ.
971
01:12:50,770 --> 01:12:53,974
And then as the checks
got bigger and bigger,
972
01:12:54,007 --> 01:12:56,310
the monster got bigger.
973
01:12:56,342 --> 01:12:59,947
And that was the beginning of
the end.
974
01:12:59,979 --> 01:13:03,317
Faking my death was my only way
out.
975
01:13:03,350 --> 01:13:06,618
Right, you used it, you seem
to be fine,
976
01:13:06,653 --> 01:13:10,791
come on, there's gotta be
a way to save me friend.
977
01:13:12,760 --> 01:13:17,030
Does your friend still
have some good in him?
978
01:13:17,064 --> 01:13:19,399
Do you want that producer
credit?
979
01:13:19,432 --> 01:13:21,034
I believe he does.
980
01:13:30,176 --> 01:13:34,981
Then you take this and
put it under his tongue.
981
01:13:35,015 --> 01:13:36,050
In his mouth?
982
01:13:36,082 --> 01:13:39,720
No in his ass, yes, in
his mouth under his tongue
983
01:13:39,752 --> 01:13:44,324
and if he's good, he won't
change into anything evil.
984
01:13:44,358 --> 01:13:47,228
If he's bad, the evil will
remain.
985
01:13:50,029 --> 01:13:52,365
Mr. Steadfast, I can't thank
you enough.
986
01:13:52,399 --> 01:13:54,167
I gotta go give this to him
right away,
987
01:13:54,201 --> 01:13:56,136
can you disarm this thing?
988
01:13:56,170 --> 01:13:58,171
These are just props.
989
01:14:01,708 --> 01:14:02,710
Go, go, go.
990
01:14:03,810 --> 01:14:04,878
Okay, okay.
991
01:14:06,913 --> 01:14:11,318
You just remember kid,
celebrity is a mask,
992
01:14:11,351 --> 01:14:14,686
it fattens the ego, eats the
soul,
993
01:14:14,721 --> 01:14:18,993
until one day you wake up
and you can't take it off.
994
01:14:25,798 --> 01:14:27,801
Flex, you're never
gonna believe the shit
995
01:14:27,835 --> 01:14:29,869
I've just been through.
996
01:14:29,904 --> 01:14:32,305
It's like straight outta a
fuckin' movie.
997
01:14:32,338 --> 01:14:36,710
That's nice, why aren't you in
your tux?
998
01:14:36,743 --> 01:14:37,744
Tux?
999
01:14:39,046 --> 01:14:40,055
Do you have any idea
what I've been through
1000
01:14:40,079 --> 01:14:42,349
the last two fucking months?
1001
01:14:43,817 --> 01:14:45,019
I knew it wouldn't last,
1002
01:14:45,051 --> 01:14:48,822
this is why I never go
to your wrap parties.
1003
01:14:48,855 --> 01:14:52,225
What the fuck are you talking
about?
1004
01:14:52,259 --> 01:14:55,930
Wrap party, fuck.
1005
01:14:58,332 --> 01:15:00,067
I made "Beast Moon?"
1006
01:15:04,270 --> 01:15:05,271
Am I dead?
1007
01:15:08,943 --> 01:15:11,412
What the fuck is going on?
1008
01:15:15,916 --> 01:15:19,118
The wrap party, it's started.
1009
01:15:19,153 --> 01:15:22,389
Oh no, grab the van, we're on
our way.
1010
01:15:26,060 --> 01:15:27,261
Hey Muff, it's Hampton,
1011
01:15:27,293 --> 01:15:29,496
listen I'm on my way to the
party now.
1012
01:15:29,529 --> 01:15:33,900
I talked to Trammel,
he gave me an antidote,
1013
01:15:33,934 --> 01:15:36,253
you're gonna think I'm crazy
but it's all gonna make sense.
1014
01:15:42,208 --> 01:15:45,878
Hi, hi, yes, I have you guys
down.
1015
01:15:45,912 --> 01:15:47,423
Have a good time, thank
you, don't say a word,
1016
01:15:47,448 --> 01:15:48,490
where's Michael, stop talking.
1017
01:15:48,515 --> 01:15:49,350
He's in there.
1018
01:15:49,382 --> 01:15:50,417
You're still talking.
1019
01:15:50,451 --> 01:15:52,252
But I need to talk to you!
1020
01:15:52,286 --> 01:15:54,921
Breen, I love you dude.
1021
01:15:54,954 --> 01:15:58,425
If this tape makes it out,
don't let anybody know
1022
01:15:58,458 --> 01:16:02,328
that we used Michael and
traded him for Huckle.
1023
01:16:02,363 --> 01:16:03,831
Breen, oi, oi.
1024
01:16:07,001 --> 01:16:07,868
Oh Scram.
1025
01:16:07,900 --> 01:16:09,470
I've been looking for you
sunshine.
1026
01:16:09,502 --> 01:16:10,980
Seems like you've been dodging
me Breen.
1027
01:16:11,005 --> 01:16:12,015
Look what are you talking about?
1028
01:16:12,038 --> 01:16:13,940
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
1029
01:16:13,974 --> 01:16:15,975
We could have done a
lot of business together
1030
01:16:16,010 --> 01:16:19,445
if you'd just been honest with
me.
1031
01:16:19,479 --> 01:16:21,515
We weren't supposed to go to
the police
1032
01:16:21,547 --> 01:16:23,850
and Breen told me not to say
anything
1033
01:16:23,884 --> 01:16:25,452
and I'm living with the guilt
1034
01:16:25,485 --> 01:16:29,122
and then I read "Crime and
Punishment" by Dostoyevsky
1035
01:16:29,155 --> 01:16:31,958
and it made me feel worse.
1036
01:16:31,992 --> 01:16:32,826
Look, I really don't know
1037
01:16:32,859 --> 01:16:33,527
what you're talking about right
now
1038
01:16:33,560 --> 01:16:34,895
but I'm looking for somebody.
1039
01:16:34,927 --> 01:16:37,297
You are going to regret this.
1040
01:16:37,331 --> 01:16:41,935
Scram, be nice, go and
get a drink, calm down.
1041
01:16:41,969 --> 01:16:42,603
Here you are.
1042
01:16:42,636 --> 01:16:44,337
Oh Mrs. Goldberg.
1043
01:16:44,371 --> 01:16:46,006
Why so formal, call me Ali.
1044
01:16:46,039 --> 01:16:50,444
Ali, I'm so sorry, I'm a
little preoccupied right now.
1045
01:16:50,476 --> 01:16:53,346
Rushes they were so fantastic.
1046
01:16:53,380 --> 01:16:55,582
Why don't we just go back
to our old arrangement?
1047
01:16:55,615 --> 01:16:56,550
You know.
1048
01:16:56,582 --> 01:16:58,618
Oh, oh, no, no, no, no, I
can't do that.
1049
01:16:58,652 --> 01:17:02,055
I'm not that way anymore, I've
changed.
1050
01:17:02,756 --> 01:17:05,192
Oh shit, it's gonna
be tight, Breen hold on.
1051
01:17:07,127 --> 01:17:08,595
Oh shit, I'm sorry!
1052
01:17:09,997 --> 01:17:12,932
I got you, you're good, go on
in.
1053
01:17:14,534 --> 01:17:15,536
Oh shit.
1054
01:17:17,203 --> 01:17:18,404
Hi.
1055
01:17:18,439 --> 01:17:21,240
Fuck you, you fucking bitch.
1056
01:17:21,274 --> 01:17:23,344
You think I don't remember what
happened?
1057
01:17:23,377 --> 01:17:25,078
Where the fuck is Breen?
1058
01:17:25,112 --> 01:17:26,512
I'm gonna fuckin' kill him!
1059
01:17:26,546 --> 01:17:29,048
Oh, no, no, no, no, I don't
think.
1060
01:17:29,082 --> 01:17:30,083
Oh my god.
1061
01:17:39,292 --> 01:17:40,127
You rolling?
1062
01:17:40,159 --> 01:17:41,662
Ready boss, roll.
1063
01:17:41,694 --> 01:17:45,231
Now I reveal to the world on
camera,
1064
01:17:45,265 --> 01:17:48,268
that Huckle Saxton is
an imposter and a liar
1065
01:17:48,301 --> 01:17:51,037
and watch him run for the hills.
1066
01:17:54,274 --> 01:17:55,408
Hey asshole.
1067
01:17:59,046 --> 01:18:01,314
What the fuck is going on?
1068
01:18:05,586 --> 01:18:08,122
Ain't nobody going nowhere.
1069
01:18:11,725 --> 01:18:14,595
Stop it you
fool, you'll ruin everything.
1070
01:18:14,627 --> 01:18:17,296
How about I ruin you, you fat
fuck?
1071
01:18:22,970 --> 01:18:24,505
Who the fuck is who?
1072
01:18:25,605 --> 01:18:30,911
Which one of you two lowlife
cocksuckers killed me brother?
1073
01:18:32,679 --> 01:18:35,349
He's Huckle, I'm just some
homeless guy.
1074
01:18:35,381 --> 01:18:38,952
I'm the imposter, they
turned me into Huckle.
1075
01:18:38,985 --> 01:18:43,957
Drop your drawers, let's see
who's got the fuckin' tattoo.
1076
01:18:50,731 --> 01:18:55,402
Ah fuck it, I'll kill all
of ya's, just in case.
1077
01:19:00,373 --> 01:19:04,677
That is the best promotional
stunt I have ever seen.
1078
01:19:04,712 --> 01:19:06,979
What the fuck is going on?
1079
01:19:07,014 --> 01:19:09,082
Who the fuck are you man?
1080
01:19:09,115 --> 01:19:12,453
I'm so sorry Flex, this is
what I was tryna tell you.
1081
01:19:12,485 --> 01:19:13,420
You lied to me.
1082
01:19:13,453 --> 01:19:17,024
Shut the fuck up bitch, men
are talking.
1083
01:19:18,625 --> 01:19:23,596
Don't you ever talk to her
like that, I would die for her.
1084
01:19:24,398 --> 01:19:26,332
You would die for me?
1085
01:19:27,000 --> 01:19:31,706
I don't care about any of
this, the fame, the money,
1086
01:19:31,738 --> 01:19:35,007
the bathing, you're all I care
about.
1087
01:19:35,877 --> 01:19:37,453
You're the best thing
that ever happened to me
1088
01:19:37,478 --> 01:19:39,345
and I'm so sorry Flex.
1089
01:19:47,087 --> 01:19:50,157
What a minute, what time is it?
1090
01:20:03,604 --> 01:20:07,573
I didn't change, I'm not
a monster, I'm Michael.
1091
01:20:22,088 --> 01:20:23,090
Fuck this!
1092
01:20:40,541 --> 01:20:45,279
Why don't you pick on
somebody your own size Scram?
1093
01:20:49,550 --> 01:20:52,185
You better not say shit.
1094
01:20:52,219 --> 01:20:52,886
No sir.
1095
01:20:52,921 --> 01:20:54,186
Listen dipshits.
1096
01:20:58,125 --> 01:21:01,194
Sarge it was Burt, he farted
Sarge.
1097
01:21:01,228 --> 01:21:03,363
Monsters
are ripping people apart,
1098
01:21:03,396 --> 01:21:05,332
get your asses there now.
1099
01:21:05,364 --> 01:21:06,734
We're on the dog.
1100
01:21:06,768 --> 01:21:10,304
Breen baby, hold that dick,
I'm coming!
1101
01:21:35,863 --> 01:21:40,333
I should have saved this
one for the sequel Breen.
1102
01:21:48,175 --> 01:21:51,578
Your bark is worse than your
bite Scram.
1103
01:22:21,574 --> 01:22:24,779
You'll never work in this town
again.
1104
01:22:37,390 --> 01:22:39,761
This one ends with a twist.
1105
01:22:51,706 --> 01:22:56,643
That's the thing about Hollywood,
everyone has a big mouth.
1106
01:23:23,837 --> 01:23:25,972
We're here, shit, Breen!
1107
01:23:38,920 --> 01:23:41,387
Breen, you have to eat this.
1108
01:23:42,724 --> 01:23:45,658
I need my producer credit, come
on.
1109
01:23:47,594 --> 01:23:48,729
You all right?
1110
01:23:51,530 --> 01:23:52,532
Breen?
1111
01:23:58,505 --> 01:24:00,506
It's gonna be all right.
1112
01:24:07,081 --> 01:24:08,314
Monster!
1113
01:24:08,347 --> 01:24:10,583
No, he's gonna be okay.
1114
01:24:47,587 --> 01:24:49,856
Guilty motherfucker.
1115
01:25:30,096 --> 01:25:34,902
Hollywood, where dreams are
made and hearts are broken.
1116
01:25:38,805 --> 01:25:39,806
Ain't that the truth.
1117
01:26:54,475 --> 01:26:57,475
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