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- You're hovering.
- [Motor buzzing]
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Sorry. It's just...
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Are you setting the table
so nicely to be helpful
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or because of an urge you can't control?
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No wrong answer.
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For once in your life,
just leave me alone!
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She really took full advantage
of that "no wrong answer" waiver.
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[Buzzing continues]
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Get that out of my face!
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♪
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Your drone is so easy to control.
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It's all about quality, amigo.
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This is the kind the CIA uses.
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I have the kind you get on sale
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that loses contact
with the remote at around 6 feet
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and then gets stuck in a tree.
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Oh, you got to get
one of these... it's 5 grand,
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camera included.
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5 grand? For a toy?
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Well, it's not so much.
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See, think about it... you'd
spend that on a purse, right?
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No, I wouldn't spend that on a car.
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Get this stupid thing out of my house
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and tell him to take his drone with him.
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Mom, you're not allowed to yell
at Cooper. He's a guest.
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Anyone who eats at my house
three times in a week
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is no longer a guest.
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[Door opens]
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Hi, guys.
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Hi, Mrs. Otto, Mr. Otto.
I like the sweater.
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Well, thank you, Eyo.
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I was thinking of getting rid of it.
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My shawl collars are often disparaged.
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Aw, don't listen to him. It's lit.
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No, it's not lit.
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He's just kissing your butt.
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Your sweater is a pox on this family.
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Eyo, what have you done?
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Hey, don't yell
at my boyfriend like that.
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I have a boyfriend. [Chuckles]
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We're going upstairs to study.
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- What a sweet kid.
- Mm-hmm.
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Cooper: Don't let his smile fool you.
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- Those two... it is on like Babylon.
- Nothing is on.
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Except for your stupid feet
on my furniture.
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What is wrong with you, man?
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Sorry. I just figured
since it wasn't fancy, I...
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Move slowly towards the door.
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Try not to show fear.
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♪
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[Breathes sharply]
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Ooh, let's have my drone film us
cruising around on my Vespas.
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That is so much cooler
than undocumented bike riding.
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You've got the life.
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I'm like one of those kids
born in prison.
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- The kid's a terrible influence on Oliver.
- [Door opens, closes]
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- I'm worried about Anna-Kat.
- You're right.
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He's a terrible influence on her, too.
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You know what?
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I'm gonna get him to stop
hanging around this house.
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Why do you always get in feuds
with children?
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I should set up a meeting with Dr. Ellie
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- so we can talk about Anna-Kat.
- Mm-hmm.
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[Taylor and Eyo laughing]
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But, first, I'm gonna check in
on Taylor and Eyo
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and make sure it is not on like Babylon
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or any other ancient Mesopotamian city!
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[Taylor and Eyo laughing]
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Eyo: At least I get to see you
one last time.
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No, no, please don't leave me.
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I love you.
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Belle, it's me.
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It is you.
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[Gasps] Dad!
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How's the studying going?
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I was just being the Beast.
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Yeah, I can see that.
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From "Beauty and the Beast."
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He was just helping me
rehearse a scene for drama club.
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Oh.
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Well.
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I'm gonna leave this open
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and sit a few feet from your door...
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as is my custom.
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♪
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And he thinks he can act
however he wants
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because his family's rich,
and it's rubbing off on Anna-Kat.
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Plus, he was one of those faces
you just want to punch.
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Well, let's call Anna-Kat in
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- and ask her what she thinks.
- [Door opens]
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Cooper Bradford has nothing
to do with how I've been acting.
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- [Door closes]
- Typically, children in the hall
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don't overhear what's said
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because the parents...
aren't quite so loud.
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It's you guys... you're always
watching me and whispering.
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Am I washing my hands too much
or too little?
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Am I exhibiting "behaviors"?
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We also whisper too loud.
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I'm turning 8, and you're
treating me like I'm a toddler.
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I think Anna-Kat is conveying
a legitimate feeling.
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- Damn right.
- I've got this.
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You're overconcern
may be fueling her anxiety.
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What do you suggest?
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Fight the urge to help her so much.
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Give her a little more independence.
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Hmm. Is that what you would like?
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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Daddy and I will try
to give you more space.
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[Whispering] I still think
it's Cooper Bradford.
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Anna-Kat: It's not Cooper Bradford!
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I got to work on my whisper.
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♪
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Okay. Here is your class.
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Have a good day, honey.
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Why don't you take that sweatshirt off?
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Or keep it on...
I'll leave it up to you.
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Get your own apartment if you want.
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♪
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Katie, wait up!
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Katie: Holly Kent...
over-involved class mom.
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She only has one kid,
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so she's super optimistic
and full of life.
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I have no patience for that.
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I'm so glad I caught you.
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I just wanted to return
the Tupperware you dropped off.
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Thanks.
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Anna-Kat's birthday cupcakes
are still in here.
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Yeah, they're in violation
of the class snack code.
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Gluten's a non-starter.
It's an allergen.
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No, it's not.
That whole thing is made up.
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There was no such thing as gluten-free
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when I was a kid, and guess what.
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Nobody died from Wonder Bread.
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Well, that was a long, long time ago.
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It wasn't that long ago.
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Just give them the cupcakes
and mind your own business.
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The safety of our children
is my business.
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You'd really be willing
to take the chance
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that a child's throat would close up
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and they'd die
right in front of your eyes
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for a cupcake?
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Oh, my God. She's right.
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Dr. Ellie is right.
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Now I know firsthand how Anna-Kat feels
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being smothered by ridiculous,
hysterical over-parenting.
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It's the worst.
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Holly, thank you for being
so terrible, truly.
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Thank you.
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♪
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[Laughs]
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Eyo: [Chuckles] You have, like,
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perfectly symmetrical nostrils.
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[Laughs] I mean,
it's kind of my thing, so...
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What else is your thing?
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Well...
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Check out my symmetrical
flaring nostrils.
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Dad!
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Hey, love your shoes, Mr. Otto.
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Really? Well, th...
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I see what you're doing.
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♪
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[Groans]
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How's the studying going?
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- Just finished.
- Great.
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Cooper, time to go.
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But before you do, head downstairs
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- and load the dishwasher.
- For real?
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You want to hang at my house,
you're doing chores.
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A chore is manual labor
that you do around the house.
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Hmm, interesting.
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Yeah.
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♪
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Hi.
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We're not checking in on you,
just saying hi.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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So we thought, since you were turning 8,
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you might want to have a say
on what we do for your birthday.
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I'd like to have a candy-themed party.
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Candy it is.
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And for my present,
you promised when I turned 8,
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I could walk to the library
all by myself.
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Mommy said that?
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Maybe you're not remembering correctly.
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I was 5 and 3/4, and we were
sitting on the front lawn.
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You were wearing that purple
sweater with the missing button.
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There were big, fluffy clouds.
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You said one looked like Dan Aykroyd,
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and I said I didn't know who that was.
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A car with a Florida
license plate drove by,
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- and you said one looks...
- Okay, so you remember.
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I've been dreaming
of this day ever since.
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Well, then, a walk alone
to the library it is.
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Yes!
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Taylor, I think I just became a tween!
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- [Whispering] Are you crazy?!
- [Whispering] Don't be mad at me.
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Be mad at past Katie.
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She's the idiot who signed off on it.
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We can't let Anna-Kat wander
the streets alone,
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even if the library
is a few blocks away.
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Well, Dr. Ellie made us promise
not to be overprotective.
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I don't see how we can say no.
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You put us in a terrible situation.
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Again, not me... past Katie.
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That girl was all sorts of trouble.
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- [Plate shatters]
- Cooper: Sorry about the plate.
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I assume it wasn't expensive.
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Is it okay to hate a 13-year-old?
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Oliver, I think I just became a tween!
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Is letting Anna-Kat walk by
herself really such a big deal?
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I mean, when I was a kid,
I would run all around the neighborhood,
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and my parents had no idea where I was.
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Same with me.
My parents weren't worried.
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Actually, I think my mom
was slightly bummed
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when I showed up again at night.
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I had no freedom at all.
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My parents sucked the joy
right out of my childhood.
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Isn't that how
you raise your children now?
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Mm-hmm. Why should they get off so easy?
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Ugh. I'd love to bring my kids
up the way I was raised,
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but Celeste won't have it.
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She watches their every move
and has turned them into wusses.
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I say, "Go play in the backyard,"
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and they say,
"You want us to be kidnapped
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and grow up in a hole
in the ground chained to a bed?"
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- Some days I do.
- But it's not right.
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We should let our kids be kids...
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ride bikes, climb trees,
throw sticks at alligators.
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- It's a Florida thing.
- Oh, absolutely.
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The less supervision we give them,
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the more self-reliant they become.
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It's called "free-range parenting."
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No, no, no. It's free-range chicken.
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You are not even trying
to pay attention.
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I am half-listening.
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Statistically, it's safer today
than it was 20 years ago.
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And Westport is a very safe town, right?
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- Absolutely.
- So what's the verdict?
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Are you let Anna-Kat walk
to the library all by herself?
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If I don't let her do this,
I'm as bad as Holly Kent.
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She's creating a community garden
to bring together our children
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and the residents
of the Westport Retirement Home.
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[Scoffs] She needs to get a life.
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♪
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- Granola bar?
- Yeah.
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Mnh, no bueno.
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Hey, I don't know what you do
in your house.
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- Oh, it's more of an estate.
- Excuse me?
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Well, there are several houses
on the property.
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It's called "Juniper Hill."
252
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And there's this dude who
welcomes you at the gate.
253
00:09:28,379 --> 00:09:29,545
- Maurice.
- Right, Maurice.
254
00:09:29,630 --> 00:09:32,548
He says, "Welcome to Juniper Hill,"
255
00:09:32,600 --> 00:09:34,417
- and then gives you an iced tea, right?
- Katie: Stop talking.
256
00:09:34,469 --> 00:09:37,019
I don't care what kind
of fancy-ass hill you live on.
257
00:09:37,071 --> 00:09:39,572
Here at the Otto Estate,
we don't waste food.
258
00:09:41,042 --> 00:09:42,091
Finish it.
259
00:09:42,143 --> 00:09:43,776
[Chuckles] Wait. Is she serious?
260
00:09:43,861 --> 00:09:45,895
Mom, this is why
no one ever waves us over
261
00:09:45,963 --> 00:09:47,179
to join them at the beach.
262
00:09:47,265 --> 00:09:49,949
If he wants to be in our house,
he lives by our rules.
263
00:09:50,034 --> 00:09:52,501
[Dramatic music plays]
264
00:09:54,572 --> 00:09:56,255
Dude, just eat it, man.
265
00:09:59,393 --> 00:10:01,277
When you're done with that,
I want you two morons
266
00:10:01,329 --> 00:10:02,778
to hang these in the trees,
267
00:10:02,864 --> 00:10:05,881
where the candy-cane forest is gonna be
for Anna-Kat's birthday.
268
00:10:05,933 --> 00:10:07,399
[Chuckling] Why isn't
your party planner doing that?
269
00:10:07,485 --> 00:10:10,102
Oh, I don't hire party planners,
and I don't hire hitmen.
270
00:10:10,188 --> 00:10:11,937
I do all the work myself.
271
00:10:12,023 --> 00:10:13,022
You feel me?
272
00:10:13,107 --> 00:10:15,991
♪
273
00:10:19,097 --> 00:10:20,212
Talk to your wife.
274
00:10:20,281 --> 00:10:22,531
She made my friend eat
out of the garbage.
275
00:10:22,617 --> 00:10:24,800
- What? Care to explain?
- Nah.
276
00:10:24,886 --> 00:10:26,135
- [Door closes]
- [Both laughing]
277
00:10:28,539 --> 00:10:31,340
[Forced laugh]
278
00:10:33,911 --> 00:10:35,077
What are you doing?
279
00:10:35,146 --> 00:10:36,212
Playing Red Rover.
280
00:10:36,264 --> 00:10:37,763
Come on, Eyo.
281
00:10:43,771 --> 00:10:45,721
- Care to explain that?
- [Door closes]
282
00:10:45,790 --> 00:10:48,124
- Nah.
- She's 15, Greg. She's pretty.
283
00:10:48,209 --> 00:10:49,558
She's got my face and my body
284
00:10:49,594 --> 00:10:51,577
before the misery
of childbirth ruined it.
285
00:10:51,662 --> 00:10:53,646
It was only a matter of time
before she got a boyfriend.
286
00:10:53,714 --> 00:10:54,930
And as boyfriends go...
287
00:10:54,966 --> 00:10:56,315
I just don't like
the pace it's going at.
288
00:10:56,400 --> 00:10:58,834
- She's growing up.
- Well, shut that down.
289
00:10:58,870 --> 00:11:01,387
Love this irrational,
protective side of you.
290
00:11:01,472 --> 00:11:03,689
And while we're on the subject,
I talked to the girls,
291
00:11:03,774 --> 00:11:05,024
and Angela says, statistically,
292
00:11:05,109 --> 00:11:06,458
kids are safer than when we were young.
293
00:11:06,544 --> 00:11:07,593
Made me feel better
294
00:11:07,678 --> 00:11:09,178
about my promise I made to Anna-Kat.
295
00:11:09,263 --> 00:11:11,497
Statistics mean nothing if
something happens to your kid.
296
00:11:12,967 --> 00:11:15,050
You're right. What was I thinking?
297
00:11:15,102 --> 00:11:17,253
Sending her out into the forest
like Little Red Riding Hood.
298
00:11:17,288 --> 00:11:19,388
That sweet little story
ended in identify theft
299
00:11:19,457 --> 00:11:20,689
and a double murder.
300
00:11:20,725 --> 00:11:21,941
Oh, God.
301
00:11:22,026 --> 00:11:24,410
How do we tell
our tragedy-obsessed daughter
302
00:11:24,495 --> 00:11:25,628
that we're too afraid of the world
303
00:11:25,663 --> 00:11:28,147
to let her walk
a few blocks to the library?
304
00:11:28,232 --> 00:11:30,182
Well, let's just lie to her.
305
00:11:30,268 --> 00:11:31,667
You've gotten on board with lying.
306
00:11:31,752 --> 00:11:33,853
Finally, something we can do
as a couple.
307
00:11:33,938 --> 00:11:35,821
[Chuckles]
308
00:11:35,907 --> 00:11:37,973
Katie: We were all set
to let you walk to the library
309
00:11:38,009 --> 00:11:39,975
- after school tomorrow.
- All set.
310
00:11:40,011 --> 00:11:42,578
But I didn't know the rules
that this town has.
311
00:11:42,663 --> 00:11:44,547
Apparently, in Westport,
you have to be 10 years old
312
00:11:44,599 --> 00:11:45,981
to walk across the street by yourself.
313
00:11:46,033 --> 00:11:48,167
- We're sick about it.
- So sick.
314
00:11:48,252 --> 00:11:52,021
But we don't want you
to go to jail, so...
315
00:11:53,875 --> 00:11:55,791
How about if you walk me
across the street
316
00:11:55,877 --> 00:11:57,810
in front of our house?
317
00:11:57,895 --> 00:11:59,762
- Come again?
- Then I can make it to the library
318
00:11:59,847 --> 00:12:01,497
without crossing another street.
319
00:12:01,582 --> 00:12:02,965
Problem solved.
320
00:12:03,017 --> 00:12:05,568
Problem solved, Greg.
321
00:12:05,620 --> 00:12:07,286
Great job.
322
00:12:08,206 --> 00:12:11,140
I should never have lied.
Nana was right.
323
00:12:11,175 --> 00:12:13,442
If you're feeling unsure
about anything at all,
324
00:12:13,494 --> 00:12:15,494
you can always ring
a neighbor's doorbell.
325
00:12:15,580 --> 00:12:17,963
The Lintons live there,
the Sealanders there.
326
00:12:18,049 --> 00:12:19,265
They're the Bumgarners.
327
00:12:19,350 --> 00:12:20,766
Best skip that house.
328
00:12:20,851 --> 00:12:23,652
Whenever our recycling bin
overflows, I put it in theirs.
329
00:12:23,738 --> 00:12:26,088
They've caught me like three times.
330
00:12:26,123 --> 00:12:27,690
- Got it.
- Okay,
331
00:12:27,725 --> 00:12:29,725
let's say a van pulls up
and a very nice person says
332
00:12:29,777 --> 00:12:32,024
he has your favorite type
of candy and invites you inside.
333
00:12:32,056 --> 00:12:33,712
- What do you do?
- Does he have Pop Rocks?
334
00:12:33,736 --> 00:12:35,634
- Anna-Kat!
- Kidding.
335
00:12:35,767 --> 00:12:38,167
I do what you taught me...
no, go, yell, tell.
336
00:12:38,202 --> 00:12:40,719
I say no, run away as fast as I can,
337
00:12:40,805 --> 00:12:43,455
yell my head off,
and then tell a trusted adult.
338
00:12:43,541 --> 00:12:45,374
Good. And that goes for anyone
339
00:12:45,459 --> 00:12:48,010
stopping to ask for directions
or offers to give you a ride
340
00:12:48,062 --> 00:12:49,561
or asks if you want to get in
their car and pet their puppy.
341
00:12:49,630 --> 00:12:51,413
- How cute is the puppy?
- Anna-Kat!
342
00:12:51,499 --> 00:12:52,915
[Laughing] Kidding.
343
00:12:52,967 --> 00:12:54,683
You guys are too easy.
344
00:12:54,769 --> 00:12:57,236
Okay, well, so, the library
is just right up there.
345
00:12:57,321 --> 00:12:59,171
Easy peasy.
346
00:12:59,257 --> 00:13:00,506
Easy peasy.
347
00:13:00,591 --> 00:13:02,558
Okay. What's your info?
348
00:13:02,643 --> 00:13:05,160
Phone number... 203-555-0145.
349
00:13:05,246 --> 00:13:08,931
Address... 23 Woody Lane,
Westport, Connecticut, 06880.
350
00:13:08,983 --> 00:13:10,532
- Perfect.
- Okay.
351
00:13:10,568 --> 00:13:12,885
Trial run's over.
You go back to the house.
352
00:13:12,970 --> 00:13:14,637
I'm ready to go it alone.
353
00:13:17,191 --> 00:13:18,791
[Sighs] She's ready.
354
00:13:18,876 --> 00:13:19,875
Yeah, but are we?
355
00:13:19,961 --> 00:13:22,478
I don't know. I'm so drained.
356
00:13:22,563 --> 00:13:24,346
Kids should really come
with a warning...
357
00:13:24,415 --> 00:13:25,848
do not have kids.
358
00:13:25,883 --> 00:13:28,350
♪
359
00:13:28,386 --> 00:13:29,818
Anna-Kat is on her way.
360
00:13:29,870 --> 00:13:32,571
Good side... we're not
those crazy helicopter parents.
361
00:13:32,657 --> 00:13:34,306
Bad side... we let our favorite child...
362
00:13:34,392 --> 00:13:35,641
You're not even hiding it anymore.
363
00:13:35,726 --> 00:13:37,693
...go out into the big,
scary world by herself.
364
00:13:37,728 --> 00:13:39,628
- How can we do that?
- We're not.
365
00:13:39,664 --> 00:13:41,630
- How we coming, boys?
- It's up and running.
366
00:13:41,716 --> 00:13:43,432
We're following her with Cooper's drone.
367
00:13:43,467 --> 00:13:45,818
[Gasps] That's brilliant.
368
00:13:45,903 --> 00:13:47,453
Okay, we got eyes on her.
369
00:13:47,538 --> 00:13:49,788
[Gasps] There's my baby! She's alive!
370
00:13:49,874 --> 00:13:51,040
Oh, no, her shoelace is untied.
371
00:13:51,125 --> 00:13:52,758
She's gonna trip and crack her...
372
00:13:52,843 --> 00:13:54,626
Oh, she didn't need us to tell her.
373
00:13:54,712 --> 00:13:56,345
She's doing it on her own.
374
00:13:56,397 --> 00:13:59,848
I think this was a good decision.
375
00:13:59,934 --> 00:14:02,518
Oh, hey, there's Taylor and Eyo.
376
00:14:04,989 --> 00:14:07,523
Yeah, follow them.
377
00:14:07,608 --> 00:14:09,658
- What are you doing?
- Dad, that's not the mission.
378
00:14:11,195 --> 00:14:13,195
What the hell?
379
00:14:13,280 --> 00:14:15,948
Told you... it is on like James Caan.
380
00:14:16,033 --> 00:14:17,833
- It is.
- Greg, it's fine.
381
00:14:17,868 --> 00:14:19,668
- Keep your eyes on...
- That is not lit.
382
00:14:19,704 --> 00:14:21,036
Greg, stop!
383
00:14:21,088 --> 00:14:22,821
[Drone buzzing]
384
00:14:23,941 --> 00:14:24,840
- Ooh!
- Ooh!
385
00:14:24,875 --> 00:14:26,842
[Thuds, static crackles]
386
00:14:26,877 --> 00:14:29,545
Nice work, Greg.
Anna-Kat's off the radar.
387
00:14:29,630 --> 00:14:32,431
Why couldn't you let Eyo
play a little grab-ass?
388
00:14:32,516 --> 00:14:35,851
That drone was $5,000.
389
00:14:35,886 --> 00:14:38,020
We'll call it even for the broken plate.
390
00:14:45,782 --> 00:14:47,949
I'm calling the library
to make sure she made it okay.
391
00:14:49,753 --> 00:14:51,219
I'd be more worried about Taylor.
392
00:14:51,304 --> 00:14:52,687
You crashed a drone into her.
393
00:14:52,772 --> 00:14:54,872
Hi. I was wondering
if my daughter was there.
394
00:14:54,941 --> 00:14:59,160
She's 8, cute.
She's got red Converse sneakers.
395
00:14:59,195 --> 00:15:00,745
She's there. Oh.
396
00:15:00,830 --> 00:15:02,664
- Thank you.
- She made it!
397
00:15:02,749 --> 00:15:04,999
[Both laughing]
398
00:15:05,085 --> 00:15:07,068
- Oh.
- This is so ridiculous.
399
00:15:07,153 --> 00:15:08,386
She walked a few blocks,
and we're celebrating
400
00:15:08,471 --> 00:15:09,637
like the French when Lindbergh landed.
401
00:15:09,673 --> 00:15:10,805
I know!
402
00:15:10,890 --> 00:15:12,690
Wasn't he the guy
whose kid got snatched?
403
00:15:14,728 --> 00:15:16,294
Go clean the toilets, Cooper.
404
00:15:16,363 --> 00:15:18,913
Dude, she's serious.
405
00:15:18,982 --> 00:15:21,866
♪
406
00:15:24,571 --> 00:15:26,170
[Doorknob squeaks]
407
00:15:26,256 --> 00:15:27,705
[Gasps] You're home!
408
00:15:27,791 --> 00:15:29,273
[Laughs]
409
00:15:29,359 --> 00:15:32,160
Oh! I'm finally glad you learned
to stop smothering me.
410
00:15:32,212 --> 00:15:33,878
How was your walk?
411
00:15:33,964 --> 00:15:35,663
- Great.
- I'm so glad.
412
00:15:35,749 --> 00:15:38,883
Until a car started driving
next to me real slow.
413
00:15:38,969 --> 00:15:40,852
- What?
- And then the window rolled down.
414
00:15:40,937 --> 00:15:43,037
- Who was it?
- Me.
415
00:15:43,089 --> 00:15:45,223
I followed her to make sure
she made it home safely.
416
00:15:45,224 --> 00:15:46,565
Thank you.
417
00:15:46,590 --> 00:15:50,261
I can't believe you let an 8-year-old girl
wander the streets all by herself.
418
00:15:50,347 --> 00:15:53,147
Technically, I'm still 7.
419
00:15:53,199 --> 00:15:56,551
What kind of mother are you?
420
00:15:56,636 --> 00:15:58,603
A gluten-feeding, non-grape-cutting,
421
00:15:58,688 --> 00:16:00,321
"letting them swim
right after they've eaten"
422
00:16:00,407 --> 00:16:03,174
mother of three who slams
the door on know-it-all moms.
423
00:16:03,259 --> 00:16:05,793
Leave me alone!
424
00:16:05,829 --> 00:16:07,128
[Door slams]
425
00:16:07,213 --> 00:16:09,864
That's how you deal with weirdos
who follow you home.
426
00:16:09,899 --> 00:16:11,149
Got it.
427
00:16:11,234 --> 00:16:14,118
♪
428
00:16:18,108 --> 00:16:21,292
Katie: Apparently, Holly Kent
told everyone I'm a terrible mom.
429
00:16:21,378 --> 00:16:23,144
I hope she has another kid
430
00:16:23,179 --> 00:16:26,180
and they try for a third
and they end up with twins.
431
00:16:26,232 --> 00:16:28,583
I love it when that happens.
432
00:16:28,618 --> 00:16:30,635
- Katie.
- Tara.
433
00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:33,321
So we'll be seeing Autumn
at Anna-Kat's birthday party?
434
00:16:33,406 --> 00:16:35,490
Yes, and I'll be there, as well.
435
00:16:35,558 --> 00:16:36,708
It's a drop-off party.
436
00:16:36,793 --> 00:16:38,026
If I wanted an adult party,
437
00:16:38,061 --> 00:16:39,610
I would throw one and not invite you.
438
00:16:39,696 --> 00:16:42,430
Yeah, well, I'm not leaving
my child unsupervised.
439
00:16:42,465 --> 00:16:43,931
She's not going to be unsupervised.
440
00:16:44,017 --> 00:16:45,116
Greg and I will be there.
441
00:16:45,201 --> 00:16:47,168
We don't trust you
to look after our children.
442
00:16:47,220 --> 00:16:49,520
- "We"?
- Yes, we.
443
00:16:51,241 --> 00:16:54,375
Aw, man. Why don't I ever
have a crew behind me anymore?
444
00:16:54,427 --> 00:16:57,562
Five or six Cuban girls would
come in real handy right now.
445
00:16:59,282 --> 00:17:00,998
[Indistinct conversations]
446
00:17:01,067 --> 00:17:03,968
♪
447
00:17:04,921 --> 00:17:05,937
[Laughter]
448
00:17:06,022 --> 00:17:07,405
Look at all this sugar.
449
00:17:07,490 --> 00:17:09,590
What's the theme of this party...
type 2 diabetes?
450
00:17:09,659 --> 00:17:10,958
- [Chuckles]
- Just being around it
451
00:17:11,010 --> 00:17:13,311
makes me want to go
to a sweat lodge in Sedona.
452
00:17:13,379 --> 00:17:15,029
What kind of mother allows this?
453
00:17:15,065 --> 00:17:16,497
The kind of mother that allows her child
454
00:17:16,566 --> 00:17:18,332
to roam the streets by herself.
455
00:17:18,418 --> 00:17:20,885
Autumn! You know better.
456
00:17:20,970 --> 00:17:22,487
Sugar kills.
457
00:17:22,572 --> 00:17:24,172
It's a Pixy Stick, Tara.
458
00:17:24,240 --> 00:17:26,374
Maybe if you pulled the stick
out of your...
459
00:17:26,426 --> 00:17:29,360
Tara, hi. I'm so glad
you and Autumn could make it.
460
00:17:29,446 --> 00:17:31,028
- Hey, Mom.
- Hola, Mrs. Otto.
461
00:17:31,114 --> 00:17:33,064
Oh, great. You're still here?
462
00:17:33,133 --> 00:17:34,165
Don't you have a home?
463
00:17:34,250 --> 00:17:36,017
Seven of them... Aspen, Lake Como...
464
00:17:36,102 --> 00:17:39,153
Shut up. Go finish landscaping
Lollipop Lane.
465
00:17:40,874 --> 00:17:43,925
Cooper, are your parents
at their home in Gstaad?
466
00:17:43,977 --> 00:17:46,110
Oh, it has a moat,
so technically it's a castle.
467
00:17:46,196 --> 00:17:48,196
Well, tell them we miss
seeing them at the club.
468
00:17:48,248 --> 00:17:50,181
But I miss them the most. I'm Sage.
469
00:17:52,552 --> 00:17:54,368
I love how everyone kisses your ass
470
00:17:54,404 --> 00:17:56,571
because your parents
are the richest people in town.
471
00:17:56,623 --> 00:17:57,839
Yeah, it's pretty deluxe.
472
00:17:57,924 --> 00:18:00,224
Grown men call me "sir."
473
00:18:00,310 --> 00:18:02,693
- I don't see Eyo. When's he coming?
- He's not.
474
00:18:02,779 --> 00:18:04,745
- And I have you to thank for it.
- Me?
475
00:18:04,798 --> 00:18:06,964
We both know this relationship
is a bad idea.
476
00:18:07,033 --> 00:18:08,816
I appreciate you scaring him off.
477
00:18:08,902 --> 00:18:12,053
Oh, you just had to go ahead
and agree with me
478
00:18:12,088 --> 00:18:13,921
and ruin everything.
479
00:18:17,193 --> 00:18:20,545
♪
480
00:18:20,630 --> 00:18:22,663
I heard Eyo's not coming.
481
00:18:24,300 --> 00:18:27,568
- It's my fault.
- Yeah, it is.
482
00:18:27,637 --> 00:18:29,270
Look, I think Eyo is a great kid,
483
00:18:29,355 --> 00:18:30,905
but you have to understand
what it's like
484
00:18:30,940 --> 00:18:32,840
when you see your little girl
with her first boyfriend.
485
00:18:32,876 --> 00:18:34,542
It's not easy for me.
486
00:18:34,577 --> 00:18:35,943
But I'm not a little girl.
487
00:18:35,979 --> 00:18:37,228
[Chuckling] I know.
488
00:18:37,313 --> 00:18:40,414
But I have to start
getting used to that.
489
00:18:40,466 --> 00:18:41,616
I just want to make sure
490
00:18:41,701 --> 00:18:43,701
that you're making the right decisions
and not going too fast.
491
00:18:43,786 --> 00:18:48,005
Dad, I got it. You have to trust me.
492
00:18:48,074 --> 00:18:50,541
You're right. I do.
493
00:18:54,130 --> 00:18:55,112
Dad?
494
00:18:56,266 --> 00:18:58,866
Thanks for looking out for me.
495
00:18:58,918 --> 00:19:01,552
And don't worry...
sex is not on the table.
496
00:19:01,638 --> 00:19:04,639
Sex was on the table?
I was worried about second base.
497
00:19:06,192 --> 00:19:07,742
Since I'm now 8,
498
00:19:07,777 --> 00:19:09,927
I'm allowed to walk
to the library all by myself.
499
00:19:10,013 --> 00:19:11,012
How cool is that?
500
00:19:11,097 --> 00:19:13,181
- Awesome!
- No way!
501
00:19:14,918 --> 00:19:16,834
I want to walk to the library alone.
502
00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:17,952
Me, too.
503
00:19:18,004 --> 00:19:20,188
- No way.
- Absolutely not.
504
00:19:20,223 --> 00:19:22,056
I wouldn't be a good parent
if I let you.
505
00:19:22,141 --> 00:19:23,991
That's it. I don't want
to ruin Anna-Kat's party,
506
00:19:24,077 --> 00:19:25,326
but I'm not gonna stand by...
507
00:19:25,378 --> 00:19:28,296
Hey! You can't talk about
Mrs. Otto that way.
508
00:19:28,381 --> 00:19:31,782
Do you have any idea on what
type of mother Mrs. Otto is?
509
00:19:31,868 --> 00:19:34,919
Sure, she might come across
as rude and sarcastic
510
00:19:35,004 --> 00:19:38,139
- and uncultured and...
- Move to your next point.
511
00:19:38,174 --> 00:19:40,608
But Mrs. Otto is the best mom in town.
512
00:19:40,660 --> 00:19:42,276
I mean, look at this party.
513
00:19:42,328 --> 00:19:43,961
She did it all by herself
514
00:19:44,047 --> 00:19:46,898
without a party planner
or nannies or chefs.
515
00:19:46,983 --> 00:19:49,317
Who here can say
that they've ever done that?
516
00:19:49,402 --> 00:19:50,985
Heck, my last five birthdays,
517
00:19:51,037 --> 00:19:53,120
my parents haven't even been
in the country.
518
00:19:53,156 --> 00:19:55,289
She doesn't care how rich my family is.
519
00:19:55,325 --> 00:19:57,658
And she doesn't kiss up to me
like the rest of you.
520
00:19:57,710 --> 00:20:01,045
She calls me on my crap,
which I kind of like.
521
00:20:01,130 --> 00:20:02,546
It means that she cares.
522
00:20:02,632 --> 00:20:04,498
So, everyone, calm down.
523
00:20:04,550 --> 00:20:07,468
She let her daughter walk
to the library by herself.
524
00:20:07,503 --> 00:20:08,836
Big whoop.
525
00:20:08,888 --> 00:20:11,005
Now, leave her alone
or you're all off the list
526
00:20:11,057 --> 00:20:12,556
for the Juniper Hill Winter Gala.
527
00:20:14,143 --> 00:20:15,176
Comprende?
528
00:20:15,228 --> 00:20:16,644
[All murmuring]
529
00:20:16,679 --> 00:20:18,512
♪
530
00:20:18,598 --> 00:20:20,064
Okay, cake time.
531
00:20:20,149 --> 00:20:21,015
Who wants gluten?!
532
00:20:21,067 --> 00:20:22,212
[Children cheering]
533
00:20:22,237 --> 00:20:24,318
Hey, hey!
534
00:20:28,648 --> 00:20:30,981
[Door opens, closes]
535
00:20:31,033 --> 00:20:33,536
Hey, Oliver, come get ready.
536
00:20:33,669 --> 00:20:35,385
We're taking the whole family
out to dinner.
537
00:20:35,420 --> 00:20:36,720
Oh, you should try Lonergan's on Elm.
538
00:20:36,755 --> 00:20:40,006
They have this Kobe steak
that's dry-aged for 125 days.
539
00:20:40,092 --> 00:20:42,893
Mm. We're going to
the Spaghetti Hut in Norwalk,
540
00:20:42,928 --> 00:20:45,428
where the meatballs
are also aged 120 days,
541
00:20:45,514 --> 00:20:48,315
but that's not on purpose.
542
00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:50,150
Well, I better be getting home then.
543
00:20:50,235 --> 00:20:51,601
Where the hell are you going?
544
00:20:51,687 --> 00:20:55,105
I said the whole family.
545
00:20:55,157 --> 00:20:57,490
But first, get your stupid Vespa
off my lawn,
546
00:20:57,576 --> 00:20:58,858
or I'll kill you.
547
00:20:58,882 --> 00:21:00,082
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