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Katie, I just heard the news.
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I sold my book proposal!
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They're going to pay me
to write my book!
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Congratulations!
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And the publishers are sending
a cash advance and everything!
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Amazing!
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And I thought of a title...
"John Stuart Mill
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and the Consequences of a Thoroughgoing
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Empiricist Outlook!"
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Help me out here. I'm losing steam.
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I sold my book!
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Yay!
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Let's have a special dinner tonight.
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It'll just be us.
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And Anna-Kat.
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And the other two.
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It'll be a regular dinner.
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Yay!
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That sounds great.
I'll... I'll see you back here
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- in a couple of hours.
- Oh.
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But you just got home.
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Where are you going?
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Yeah, I-I want to get a jump on my book.
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You can't do that from the study?
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It's, uh, just... I have to go, uh...
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There's so much noise here.
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Potential noise.
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I'll be back for dinner.
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Greg has been acting odd lately...
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uncomfortable and avoiding eye contact,
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like when he has those dreams
where me and his mom
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are the same person.
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What is going on with him?
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Hey.
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I don't have much time.
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I told my wife I'd be home for dinner.
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Oh, okay. Want a drink?
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Yeah.
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And Celeste has the kids next week,
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so I figure why not take
some time to reset
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and get in touch with the inner Angela.
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- Mm.
- So many other ladies
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have met the "inner" Angela.
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- Why should you be left out?
- Ha, ha.
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Why don't you guys come with me?
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A spiritual retreat could be
just what we all need.
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- Who's in?
- I can't.
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My children need me.
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Kidding.
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- I'm behind on "Homeland."
- Oh.
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And I don't believe in all
that spiritual hocus pocus.
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If that chanting stuff worked,
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Boyz II Men would've called
me up on stage
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and had me sing "Motownphilly."
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Hmm.
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So now can we talk about me?
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Because Greg has been acting weird.
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How weird?
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For the last couple of months,
he's been all cagey with his phone,
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and I could swear sometimes
he smells like perfume.
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Do you think he's having an affair?
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Greg is such a boy scout.
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He's a [bleep] Eagle Scout, Angela.
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- Get it right.
- Oh.
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Listen, if you want to make sure
he's really not cheating,
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check his wallet.
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If he's having an affair,
he'll have receipts
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from hotel rooms and dinners
that he cannot account for.
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That's how Celeste found out
about your affair, isn't it?
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Yeah, she found out all sorts of things
I couldn't account for.
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And then she found a video of me
in Tracy Marino's pool house.
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And then, I was accounted for.
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Hey, guys, Dad sold his book.
You know what that means, right?
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Ugh, John Stuart Mill.
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My bedtime stories are going
to take a serious nosedive.
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Yeah, but it also means
they might have some extra money.
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I know. I already have
my eye on a Vespa.
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And I want some of those
expensive ripped-knee jeans.
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I want a puppy!
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Hang on. If we ask for a bunch of stuff,
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we'll get nothing but Mom's speech
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about that kid who got
everything he asked for
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and ends up either dead or
not having use of his arms.
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Maybe if we decide
on something we all want,
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we could get one big present
out of them.
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We just have to unify.
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Normally I'm very anti-union,
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but under these circumstances
I feel it would be wise.
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I'm in.
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How about we just ask them for hugs?
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Those wouldn't cost them anything.
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I want you to go to your room right now
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and think about why what
you just said is so wrong.
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Greg, can you come in here for a second?
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Hey. What's up?
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Were you going through my wallet?
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You have been acting
really weird lately.
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And the girls got me all crazy
and told me to check your wallet
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for receipts to make sure that you
weren't messing around behind my back.
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And I was sure I wasn't going
to find anything.
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But then, I found this.
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Oh, the bar receipt from last night.
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When you told me that you were working.
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Right.
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I know you have a simple explanation,
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and you weren't with another woman.
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Okay, I was with another woman.
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Oh, my God.
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I'm bypassing anger and going
straight into acceptance.
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You take Taylor and Oliver,
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and I'll take Anna-Kat and the Camry.
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I was with Celeste.
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Angela's ex-wife Celeste?
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Yeah, she's been helping me
with my book proposal.
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You know she's an editor.
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And, I might add, a lesbian.
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I can't believe you lied to me.
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How long has this been going on?
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A couple of months.
She's a great sounding board.
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I didn't tell you because
I didn't want to put you
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in a weird position with Angela.
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I'm the good guy here.
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Mm. How so?
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Normally, when people get divorced,
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they side with the one who gets wronged,
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but you sided with the bad guy, Angela.
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I decided to go with
the good guy, Celeste,
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because I'm a good guy,
and the only reason
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I lied to you was so that you wouldn't
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have to be a bad guy to Angela.
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So, if you think about it,
I'm not just a good guy,
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I'm a triple good guy.
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Stop putting things into perspective.
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Well, now that you know the truth,
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we should all go out
and celebrate together.
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Mnh-mnh. I can't.
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Angela made it very clear
that Celeste is off-limits.
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Angela doesn't have to know.
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Celeste is the woman
who made it possible for you
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to not have to hear
about the philosophies
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of John Stuart Mill
for the last two months.
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- You owe her.
- My God,
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that woman is a saint.
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She should be in the "Unsung Hero" issue
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of People magazine.
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Okay, I'll go, but just for one drink.
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One drink it is.
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♪ With somebody who loves me ♪
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♪ Oh, I wanna dance with somebody ♪
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♪ I wanna feel the heat ♪
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Greg?
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I have no saliva.
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Why are we still in our clothes?
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What happened to us last night?
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I don't remember anything after
those Blazeball shots you ordered.
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Why?
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I was feeling nervous about Celeste
and I was trying to break the tension.
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I got a pedicure?
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Oh, honey, that's not all you got.
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I haven't given a hickey
since high school.
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Well, you made up for lost time.
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I can't be seen like this.
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Wow.
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I am impressed with myself.
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That's some real passion there.
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Oh, my God.
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Did we do this?
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Like so many things about
last night, I-I just don't know.
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Mm. It's hard, but the cheese is good!
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Why can't I remember anything?
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We blacked out.
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Oh, honey, is this your first time?
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That's adorable.
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Don't worry. I'll help you through it.
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You got to hydrate.
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Oh.
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Flashes of the night are going
to begin to come back to you.
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Usually it's the stuff
that makes you go, "Why?!"
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Oh, move. It's my turn.
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Oh, no.
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My jacket's ruined.
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Wait a minute.
I'm remembering something.
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What?
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Last night I came up with
the perfect opening line
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for my book. I wrote it on a napkin.
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It's not here.
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I got to find that napkin.
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Without the perfect opening,
I have no book!
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Oh, this feels so good.
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I'm going to go call Celeste.
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Maybe she'll remember something.
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Hey, Katie.
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What did you just call me?
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Katie.
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After last night,
you told me to call you that.
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Remember?
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Taylor?
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Are you awake?
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Mom?
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You're so pretty.
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Mom, what are you doing?
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"Mom"?
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"Mom" is so formal.
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Doesn't sound like us.
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I want us to be best friends.
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Call me Katie from now on, okay?
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I remember that.
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Totally.
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Mm-hmm.
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You used to be such a good liar.
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It's sad.
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All right, Anna-Kat and I
have been talking.
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She's gotten past the puppy,
and we figured out a gift
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that'd be good for all of us...
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a trampoline. You in?
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Absolutely.
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You know what's cute?
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A puppy on a trampoline.
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You know what's a drain
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on this family's
already limited resources?
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A puppy.
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Fine.
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Well, we should've asked for
the trampoline last night.
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Mom got super drunk and would've
given us whatever we wanted.
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But this morning she doesn't
remember a thing, so...
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Maybe we did ask Mom
for something last night,
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and she just
doesn't remember saying yes.
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Wait, when did we do that?
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We didn't, but we're going
to say we did.
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Ohhh.
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Still doesn't get it.
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Come on, I'll explain as we walk.
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Mom, we need to talk to you
about something.
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Remember last night when you
came home from celebrating
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with Dad and you promised us a present
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because he sold his book?
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Totally.
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So, when do we pick out our...
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Puppy!
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Puppy, huh?
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Mm-hmm. That's what
you said we could have.
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Okay, no matter what state I was in,
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I would never agree to a puppy.
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Maybe a 15-year-old rescue dog
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who's got a few months left
in it, but never a puppy.
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Wait! No, no. She meant trampoline!
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She wants to name it "Puppy"...
she's a weird kid!
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Well, we tried.
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Right, guys?
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Yeah.
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I looked for that
stupid napkin everywhere.
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I'm so itchy.
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It's probably your turtleneck
rubbing against your hickeys.
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- You know about those?
- I watched it go down.
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They left more of a mark on me
than they did on you.
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How many hickeys is she up to?
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Oh, well, one for every "hand-jive"
Greg does, so, uh, six.
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Keep it going, girl!
Mama needs a few nights off!
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You remember all that,
261
00:10:42,597 --> 00:10:43,946
but you don't remember
the opening line of my book?
262
00:10:43,981 --> 00:10:46,365
You scribbled something down on
a napkin and you yelled,
263
00:10:46,451 --> 00:10:48,584
"I'm a literary God!"
264
00:10:48,669 --> 00:10:51,103
And then you heard Lady Gaga and
you ran back to the dance floor
265
00:10:51,189 --> 00:10:53,522
and you screamed,
"I'm a little monster!"
266
00:10:53,574 --> 00:10:54,657
How did I even know that?
267
00:10:54,742 --> 00:10:55,674
Mm-mm.
268
00:10:55,760 --> 00:10:58,156
- I'm so embarrassed.
- Yeah.
269
00:11:01,566 --> 00:11:03,666
Hey, guys. Sorry I'm a little late.
270
00:11:03,751 --> 00:11:05,134
No, don't worry about it.
271
00:11:05,219 --> 00:11:06,485
So, what'd you do last night?
272
00:11:06,571 --> 00:11:08,804
Greg and I went out to celebrate
his book being sold,
273
00:11:08,890 --> 00:11:10,873
and things got a little out of hand.
274
00:11:10,925 --> 00:11:13,476
"Sloppy" is the word that comes to mind.
275
00:11:13,561 --> 00:11:15,611
Clearly "shower" didn't come to mind.
276
00:11:16,414 --> 00:11:18,681
So, you two just decided to go out big?
277
00:11:18,733 --> 00:11:20,983
Yep. Just the two of us.
278
00:11:21,018 --> 00:11:22,701
Just me and Greg. All night.
279
00:11:22,770 --> 00:11:24,253
Me and him.
280
00:11:24,305 --> 00:11:26,155
Me and my man.
281
00:11:26,190 --> 00:11:28,491
No one else?
282
00:11:28,576 --> 00:11:30,376
Not that I remember.
283
00:11:30,461 --> 00:11:34,063
Well, let me see if I can help
you fill in the missing details.
284
00:11:34,115 --> 00:11:35,247
Does this ring any bells?
285
00:11:37,435 --> 00:11:38,884
Where did you get that?
286
00:11:38,970 --> 00:11:40,736
Celeste's Instagram.
287
00:11:40,771 --> 00:11:42,738
You're friends
with Celeste on Instagram?
288
00:11:42,790 --> 00:11:44,340
No, but Gunthar Eriksson,
289
00:11:44,425 --> 00:11:46,942
a profile I created
to lightly stalk her, is.
290
00:11:46,978 --> 00:11:49,895
We did run into Celeste.
but it was only for a minute,
291
00:11:49,981 --> 00:11:51,931
and I gave her the cold shoulder
and I moved on.
292
00:11:52,016 --> 00:11:53,933
Oh. Which shoulder? This shoulder?
293
00:11:54,018 --> 00:11:56,068
The one she has her head on?
294
00:11:56,154 --> 00:11:58,120
So busted.
295
00:11:58,206 --> 00:11:59,588
Can I take a look at that?
296
00:11:59,624 --> 00:12:01,357
Last night is a little blurry.
297
00:12:01,392 --> 00:12:03,526
I just need to see exactly
what I'm guilty of.
298
00:12:03,578 --> 00:12:07,179
Here, here, and here,
299
00:12:07,248 --> 00:12:08,380
you're guilty of being a bad friend.
300
00:12:08,466 --> 00:12:09,431
Does that help you?
301
00:12:09,467 --> 00:12:11,817
Okay, obviously I saw Celeste.
302
00:12:11,903 --> 00:12:12,785
But I didn't want to.
303
00:12:12,870 --> 00:12:14,203
It's all Greg's fault.
304
00:12:14,238 --> 00:12:15,788
He kept in touch with her.
305
00:12:15,873 --> 00:12:18,340
You drank a shot off her belly.
306
00:12:18,426 --> 00:12:20,809
It was understood that
you weren't gonna see her.
307
00:12:20,895 --> 00:12:22,444
There was a ban on Celeste.
308
00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:24,713
Just like there's a ban on us
going to Murray's Frozen Yogurt
309
00:12:24,749 --> 00:12:26,882
because you had into a
disagreement over the definition
310
00:12:26,968 --> 00:12:28,300
of "unlimited toppings."
311
00:12:28,369 --> 00:12:30,569
I was one punch away from a free yogurt.
312
00:12:30,655 --> 00:12:32,588
But we don't go there
out of respect for you.
313
00:12:32,623 --> 00:12:34,006
But it looks like you have
no respect for me.
314
00:12:34,091 --> 00:12:35,424
Don't be like that.
315
00:12:35,476 --> 00:12:37,743
In my defense, you weren't
even supposed to find out.
316
00:12:37,828 --> 00:12:39,161
Typical Katie Otto.
317
00:12:39,213 --> 00:12:40,379
Excuse me?
318
00:12:40,464 --> 00:12:41,680
You know, when I was
just getting to know you,
319
00:12:41,766 --> 00:12:43,465
I thought your whole
"me first" thing was charming.
320
00:12:43,517 --> 00:12:45,434
But it's not. You tune out anything
321
00:12:45,486 --> 00:12:46,518
that doesn't have to do with you.
322
00:12:46,587 --> 00:12:47,786
You're so selfish.
323
00:12:47,872 --> 00:12:49,338
You do what you want, when you want,
324
00:12:49,423 --> 00:12:51,473
without giving a damn
about anybody else.
325
00:12:51,559 --> 00:12:53,075
- Whoa.
- You want to talk selfish?
326
00:12:53,110 --> 00:12:54,190
Please!
327
00:12:54,215 --> 00:12:55,294
You're the one who made
your friends choose sides
328
00:12:55,379 --> 00:12:56,679
when your marriage fell apart
329
00:12:56,714 --> 00:12:58,130
because you couldn't keep it
in your skinny jeans!
330
00:12:58,216 --> 00:12:59,348
Right, Doris?
331
00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:01,700
This iced tea is good.
332
00:13:01,786 --> 00:13:03,836
- That's how you feel?
- Mm-hmm.
333
00:13:03,921 --> 00:13:05,254
Fine.
334
00:13:05,306 --> 00:13:06,805
You know what? Be friends with Celeste,
335
00:13:06,891 --> 00:13:08,307
because you're not friends with me.
336
00:13:08,392 --> 00:13:09,692
I'm done with you.
337
00:13:09,777 --> 00:13:10,993
Ditto!
338
00:13:14,515 --> 00:13:16,015
"Ditto"?
339
00:13:16,100 --> 00:13:17,983
Not a strong ender.
340
00:13:22,873 --> 00:13:24,206
What are you doing?
341
00:13:24,292 --> 00:13:26,475
Maybe I threw the napkin
in here when I was drunk.
342
00:13:26,527 --> 00:13:28,143
Mm. That's a stretch.
343
00:13:28,195 --> 00:13:29,478
Hey, we found your bra in the fridge.
344
00:13:29,530 --> 00:13:30,663
Anything is possible.
345
00:13:30,748 --> 00:13:33,198
Last night created such a mess.
346
00:13:33,284 --> 00:13:34,800
I just got in a huge fight with Angela.
347
00:13:34,885 --> 00:13:36,635
She called me selfish.
348
00:13:36,721 --> 00:13:37,753
This is all your fault.
349
00:13:37,838 --> 00:13:39,338
- My fault?
- Yep.
350
00:13:39,423 --> 00:13:41,590
You just had to be friends with Celeste.
351
00:13:41,676 --> 00:13:43,142
And you just had to have me
hang out with her.
352
00:13:43,227 --> 00:13:45,227
You're right. I did have
to be friends with Celeste,
353
00:13:45,263 --> 00:13:47,646
because I needed
a sounding board for my book
354
00:13:47,732 --> 00:13:50,566
and every time I asked you to be
that for me, you wouldn't.
355
00:13:50,601 --> 00:13:52,768
That is not selfish.
356
00:13:52,853 --> 00:13:55,571
That is just... self-preservation.
357
00:13:55,606 --> 00:13:59,108
Katie, I know it's unpleasant
to hear, but Angela's not wrong.
358
00:13:59,193 --> 00:14:01,360
Sometimes, you can be selfish.
359
00:14:04,282 --> 00:14:06,168
I am not selfish!
360
00:14:07,328 --> 00:14:09,084
Is that the sound of
my hungover husband throwing up
361
00:14:09,109 --> 00:14:11,137
in the bathroom? I should help him.
362
00:14:12,423 --> 00:14:14,303
I'm sure he wants his privacy.
363
00:14:18,008 --> 00:14:20,359
Look at me, making you a snack.
364
00:14:20,421 --> 00:14:23,461
Not just any snack...
apples with peanut butter.
365
00:14:23,546 --> 00:14:25,323
And I cut them into little boats.
366
00:14:25,464 --> 00:14:27,698
- Would a selfish person do that?
- No, Mama.
367
00:14:27,762 --> 00:14:28,831
Of course not.
368
00:14:28,901 --> 00:14:32,112
Then again, I'm your kid
and if you don't feed me, I die.
369
00:14:32,456 --> 00:14:35,246
Eat this and go play
with your brother and sister.
370
00:14:35,331 --> 00:14:37,214
I can't. They're not talking to me.
371
00:14:37,266 --> 00:14:38,649
What's going on?
372
00:14:38,684 --> 00:14:40,317
They're mad because
I asked you for what I wanted
373
00:14:40,386 --> 00:14:42,753
instead of asking you
for what we all wanted.
374
00:14:42,805 --> 00:14:45,990
Mm. Puppy instead of a trampoline?
375
00:14:46,058 --> 00:14:49,260
Well, you can see why they
might be a little mad, right?
376
00:14:49,328 --> 00:14:51,295
But I just did what you always do...
377
00:14:51,364 --> 00:14:52,880
get what you want and then tell
the other people
378
00:14:52,949 --> 00:14:54,698
to go fudge themselves.
379
00:14:54,767 --> 00:14:55,883
Yes.
380
00:14:55,968 --> 00:14:57,536
That's what Mommy says.
381
00:15:02,242 --> 00:15:03,825
Greg!
382
00:15:03,893 --> 00:15:05,276
What?
383
00:15:05,361 --> 00:15:06,460
You weren't moving.
384
00:15:06,545 --> 00:15:07,928
I thought you were dead.
385
00:15:08,014 --> 00:15:10,564
I'm trying to
re-create my lost opening line.
386
00:15:10,650 --> 00:15:11,999
You want me to help you?
387
00:15:12,084 --> 00:15:13,050
You don't want to.
388
00:15:13,085 --> 00:15:14,335
I know.
389
00:15:14,403 --> 00:15:16,804
But the difference is now,
I want to want to.
390
00:15:16,889 --> 00:15:18,372
I'm sorry that I didn't take an interest
391
00:15:18,457 --> 00:15:19,873
in what you were working on.
392
00:15:19,959 --> 00:15:21,425
Thank you. That means a lot.
393
00:15:21,510 --> 00:15:23,227
I'm not even going to mention
what's going on with me,
394
00:15:23,262 --> 00:15:24,862
because that would be selfish.
395
00:15:24,947 --> 00:15:27,514
And this moment is about you.
396
00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:28,799
I appreciate that.
397
00:15:28,851 --> 00:15:30,851
Maybe if I close my eyes
and clear my mind,
398
00:15:30,937 --> 00:15:32,236
the line will come back to me.
399
00:15:34,674 --> 00:15:37,608
Gee, Katie, you seem kind of blue.
400
00:15:37,677 --> 00:15:39,343
What's going on with you?
401
00:15:42,098 --> 00:15:44,815
Maybe talking about me
will jog your memory.
402
00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:46,533
I'm sorry.
403
00:15:46,619 --> 00:15:48,636
I usually go to Angela
with this sort of thing.
404
00:15:48,721 --> 00:15:50,371
I need to get Angela back
so she can tell me
405
00:15:50,456 --> 00:15:51,605
how to get Angela back.
406
00:15:51,691 --> 00:15:53,324
- Just call her.
- I tried to.
407
00:15:53,376 --> 00:15:55,009
She's not picking up the phone.
She's avoiding me.
408
00:15:55,094 --> 00:15:56,977
Then go find her at the retreat.
409
00:15:57,063 --> 00:15:59,146
Oh, my God, the retreat.
410
00:15:59,231 --> 00:16:00,531
How do you know about that?
411
00:16:00,583 --> 00:16:01,932
Celeste told me because
she has the kids all week.
412
00:16:01,968 --> 00:16:04,785
Oh, if only I'd listened better,
I would know that.
413
00:16:12,161 --> 00:16:14,044
Hey.
414
00:16:14,096 --> 00:16:18,666
I came to apologize.
415
00:16:18,751 --> 00:16:19,967
No, I can't apologize?
416
00:16:20,052 --> 00:16:21,518
Shhhhh!
417
00:16:21,554 --> 00:16:25,155
- Don't shush me!
- We're in a silent retreat!
418
00:16:25,241 --> 00:16:28,542
- Silent like no talking?
- Shhh!
419
00:16:28,627 --> 00:16:30,194
Do that one more time
and see what happens.
420
00:16:30,229 --> 00:16:32,696
Again, you are totally self-focused.
421
00:16:32,732 --> 00:16:34,715
You have no awareness
of what's going on around you.
422
00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:37,134
I am trying to apologize.
423
00:16:37,186 --> 00:16:38,819
Well, you're doing a bad job.
424
00:16:38,904 --> 00:16:41,705
Just leave before you get me kicked out.
425
00:16:43,047 --> 00:16:48,117
_
426
00:17:15,283 --> 00:17:18,291
_
427
00:17:18,517 --> 00:17:20,579
__
428
00:17:21,993 --> 00:17:23,638
_
429
00:17:24,661 --> 00:17:26,833
__
430
00:17:29,309 --> 00:17:30,888
_
431
00:17:33,614 --> 00:17:36,617
__
432
00:17:38,538 --> 00:17:42,424
_
433
00:17:42,604 --> 00:17:45,086
__
434
00:17:45,218 --> 00:17:46,882
_
435
00:18:14,667 --> 00:18:16,133
I'm sorry, too.
436
00:18:16,218 --> 00:18:17,101
You forgive me?
437
00:18:22,427 --> 00:18:23,513
_
438
00:18:25,811 --> 00:18:28,112
You want to join me?
439
00:18:28,197 --> 00:18:30,164
I'm not suddenly someone else.
440
00:18:30,249 --> 00:18:32,082
Right.
441
00:18:40,292 --> 00:18:43,360
So, Angela's good as long as
I don't see Celeste
442
00:18:43,395 --> 00:18:45,445
and you two sneak around
behind my back again.
443
00:18:45,531 --> 00:18:46,530
I'm fine with that.
444
00:18:46,582 --> 00:18:47,865
I was gonna miss sneaking around.
445
00:18:47,917 --> 00:18:50,767
It makes me feel dangerous,
like when I swallow my gum.
446
00:18:50,853 --> 00:18:53,570
Did you ever remember the
opening line to your book?
447
00:18:53,622 --> 00:18:54,571
Gone forever.
448
00:18:54,623 --> 00:18:55,956
Those words of genius
449
00:18:56,041 --> 00:18:59,560
and why my toenails are painted
remain a mystery.
450
00:18:59,645 --> 00:19:01,662
Oh, wait a second. I know that color.
451
00:19:01,747 --> 00:19:04,097
That is Princess Pop Pink.
452
00:19:04,183 --> 00:19:06,099
It's from Anna-Kat's Make-Up Molly Kit.
453
00:19:14,593 --> 00:19:16,827
Shhh!
454
00:19:18,697 --> 00:19:20,697
Shhh!
455
00:19:22,501 --> 00:19:24,518
Shhh!
456
00:19:24,603 --> 00:19:25,903
Daddy?
457
00:19:25,938 --> 00:19:28,105
What are you doing awake?
458
00:19:28,157 --> 00:19:30,073
Go back to sleep.
459
00:19:30,109 --> 00:19:33,994
Well, now that you're here,
let's do spa day!
460
00:19:34,079 --> 00:19:36,430
I've never wanted to do anything more!
461
00:19:40,386 --> 00:19:43,437
I need some tissue
to separate your toes.
462
00:19:47,026 --> 00:19:48,091
Will this do?
463
00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:49,326
Perfect.
464
00:19:53,883 --> 00:19:55,966
Anna-Kat, do you have that napkin
465
00:19:56,001 --> 00:19:57,668
from my spa day last night?
466
00:19:57,753 --> 00:20:01,088
If I find it for you,
can I have a trampoline?
467
00:20:01,173 --> 00:20:02,089
Anything.
468
00:20:06,228 --> 00:20:07,978
Guys, you can't be mad at me anymore!
469
00:20:08,013 --> 00:20:10,062
I got us a trampoline!
470
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,015
Eh.
471
00:20:18,481 --> 00:20:20,564
Oh, God, I remember everything.
472
00:20:20,650 --> 00:20:24,869
♪ I wanna feel the heat with somebody ♪
473
00:20:24,904 --> 00:20:29,457
♪ Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody ♪
474
00:20:29,542 --> 00:20:32,827
♪ With somebody who loves me ♪
475
00:20:32,912 --> 00:20:35,713
♪ Oh, oh ♪
476
00:20:35,748 --> 00:20:36,747
♪ Dance ♪
477
00:20:36,833 --> 00:20:37,998
♪ Come on, baby ♪
478
00:20:39,919 --> 00:20:42,303
- ♪ Dance ♪
- ♪ Ooh! ♪
479
00:20:42,388 --> 00:20:43,587
♪ Yeah ♪
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