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♪
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This is so much better
than waiting tables.
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You don't have to concentrate.
Your mind can wander anywhere.
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I just got back from Hawaii.
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I just got back from hell.
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Oh, wait, I'm still here.
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Oh, check it out.
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It's so cool that people
pass things to each other
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along the line.
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Yeah, especially during a pandemic.
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It's like a lazy river of disease.
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Oh, it's a birthday card for Nicole.
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She's 68.
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[Laughs]
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That is so Nicole.
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Who the hell is Nicole?
And how do you know these people?
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We've been here like three days.
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I'm getting to know these people
because I eat lunch with them
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and I don't sit in my car alone
blasting NPR
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like "Fresh Air" is gangsta rap.
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I'm sorry if I need
a little mental stimulation.
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I can't shut my mind off,
like everybody else here can.
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That is so you.
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You assume these people are stupid,
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when you won't even bother
to get to know them.
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Uh, Nicole's card has a mountain lion
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dressed in a business suit,
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and it says, "You can't fool us.
You're still a cougar."
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I think I know
all I need to know about Nicole.
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Here.
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Stuff your bitter hole with this.
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It's probably sugar-free
because of Nicole's diabetes.
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Ooh, diabetic cougar cake
from a stranger?
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Hard pass.
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3x03
Plastics, Trash Talk & Darlene Antoinette
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♪
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♪
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♪
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♪
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Okay, that's an E7.
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[Chord plays]
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It hurts to press the strings.
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It'll hurt till you build up
your calluses.
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It's, uh, unpleasant,
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but if you stick with it,
it gets better,
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like whiskey or sex.
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So, uh, why'd you get the itch
to play again?
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Eh, there's this guy I'm dating online.
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Just want to work out some feelings.
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Yeah.
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Relationships during COVID
can be pretty tough.
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I mean, I like
being here with your grandpa,
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but when I mentioned
that I'd go home at some point,
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he got a little butt-hurt.
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At least he wants to be with you.
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I don't think my guy
will ever commit to me.
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[Chord plays softly]
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You know, until he gets a divorce.
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Trust me, they never get divorced.
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And if they do,
they're not as hot anymore.
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[Chuckles]
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You didn't even flinch
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when I told you
I was dating a married guy.
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Well, you're 18.
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You're old enough
to make your own choices
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that will cripple you
for the rest of your life.
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- [Chuckles]
- Here, give it to me.
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I'll... I'll show you the chords. [Grunts]
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Okay.
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[Strumming rhythmically]
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Hey. [Chuckles]
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Oh, is there a cover charge?
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'Cause I really just came in
to use the bathroom.
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[Laughs] We're just, uh,
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- working on a blues progression.
- [Harmonica plays]
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I'll be with you in a sec.
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Oh. Chuck called.
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And he can't make
that poker game tomorrow night.
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Damn it!
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[Blues riff plays]
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I'm sick of this here COVID.
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[Blues riff plays]
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I got nowhere to go.
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[Blues riff plays]
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♪ My friends don't play poker ♪
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♪ And I can't take their dough ♪
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[Blues riff plays]
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You wanna talk about it?
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[Harmonica honking]
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Uh... supposed to play poker
tomorrow night...
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you know, the first time
since all this happened.
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[Sighs] Everybody canceled.
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They've all got "underlying conditions,"
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and they're afraid to die.
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Well, if you're missing poker that bad,
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we have enough people in the
house to put a game together.
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When you say "people in the house,"
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does that mean you're planning
on staying here tonight?
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Yes, Dan. I'll be here.
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And I told you I'll give you
plenty of notice
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before I go home.
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Just asking.
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So, what about the game?
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I don't know.
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Half the fun of poker
is trash-talking each other.
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If I tell you you don't have any balls,
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it's just true.
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You could say, "What line were you in
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when they were passing out the ovaries?"
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All right!
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If I can make fun of lady parts,
I guess that'd be okay.
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I don't know all the names.
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Oh, what's that thing
that looks like antlers?
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♪ Fallopian tubes ♪
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[Guitar strums rhythmically]
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Hey, Beck. I picked you up
some of those teething biscuits
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Beverly Rose likes.
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Oh, thank God.
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She's got two teeth now,
so she's chomping on everything.
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The other day,
she almost took off a nipple.
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I guess that's why God gave us two.
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Well, how are things at The Lunch Box?
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Is business picking up at all?
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I've been doing a lot of deliveries.
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People are too scared to come in.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah, since I've been
working for Instacart,
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I've been picking up stuff
for a few restaurants.
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You know, they don't want to buy
in bulk 'cause they're waiting
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for their customers to be able
to taste and smell again.
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Yeah. I get it.
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I'm... My place
is just barely hanging on.
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Well, you know The Lanford Lotus?
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They're in real trouble.
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Oh, really?
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'Cause that's the last
Thai restaurant in town.
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Mm-hmm, and if they go out,
there's no place left
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for the white people
to get their pad Thai.
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Oh, well, [Chuckles] the menu's
like a jungle to them.
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They're afraid if they get too far in,
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they'll never find their way
back from pad see yew.
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[Both laugh]
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[Indistinct talking on TV]
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[Sighs]
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Was your soul-sucking job
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- as sucky as mine today?
- [Chuckles]
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Anyone brutalize you
for picking unripe bananas?
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[Chuckling] Hey. Hey.
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I'm not one of those lazy shoppers
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who just grabs a bunch, okay?
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I go banana by banana,
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and then I re-tape them at the top.
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You used to be so interesting.
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[Laughs]
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Eh, I was just faking it
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till I could get my hands
on all of this.
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You know... [Clears throat]
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if you just tried to get
to know the people,
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it might not be such a miserable job.
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Uh, yeah, Becky said
the same thing, and I tried it.
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When I was punching out,
there was a woman hovering nearby,
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so I said, "Nice top."
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Then she told me where she got it,
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how it was mismarked, and then
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how she made the cashier
honor the mismarked tag.
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And I started to feel like
that guy on the news
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that hacked his arm off just
to get away from that boulder.
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[Chuckles]
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Come on!
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You... You just got to
make the best of it.
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I mean, how painful is it
to just be friendly?
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Boy, you don't know me at all.
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♪
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WOMAN: When are they
gonna be done paving
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so we can use the parking lot again?
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Yeah.
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Little Miss NPR
has no place to eat her lunch.
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[Both laugh]
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Oh, my God. Look at that! It's perfect!
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- I know. Looks just like her, right?
- Oh, totally.
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[Laughs]
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_
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♪
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It's kinda nice that Louise has been
riding out this pandemic with you.
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Oh, it's been amazing.
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But she's already making noises
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about wanting to go back to her place.
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I thought for sure
she'd want to stay here.
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Has anybody that's lived here
ever wanted to stay?
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They all come back.
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But they have to be impoverished,
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with absolutely no options.
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[Door closes]
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It's about time!
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I'll see your 50
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and raise you a buck.
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You're going down, old man.
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Look me in the eyes, Becky.
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Why? So you can read my mind?
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No.
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So that you can see the hurt
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when you take the last couple dollars
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your frail, hobbling father
needs for heart medicine.
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Get ready to have a heart attack, Pops.
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I'll call the ambulance.
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Damn, you're cold.
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I still think you're lying.
Raise it a buck.
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So it's to me?
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Look me in the eyes, DJ.
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I don't want to kill Dad. I'm out.
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Would anyone like a stylish face mask?
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Only $3.
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Hey! Did you make this one
out of my Led Zeppelin T-shirt?
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It's a very soft, breathable fabric.
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I would have used your underwear,
but they had holes in them.
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Uh, yeah, I-I think I'll take one.
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You know, Louise, uh,
if you stay in our bubble,
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you won't even need a mask.
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[Sighs, chuckles]
You know, DJ, I am happy
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to have been quaran-teaming
with you guys,
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but I'm an independent person,
and, uh, I like to be somewhere
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where the dead skin on the loofah
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and those weird hairs
on the soap are mine.
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You're an hour late. Deal her in.
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Yeah, I was busy
making you all something
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that I want to test out
at The Lunch Box.
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- What is it?
- Pad Thai.
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Thinking about doing a special,
two for $4.
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People can get perfectly good Thai food
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from The Lanford Lotus.
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Why would we serve it?
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Don't need a reason.
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Last time I checked, this is America,
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the great melting pot, Becky!
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Raise it a buck.
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Mnh-mnh.
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All right.
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I'll see you that buck
and raise it 15 bucks.
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- Whoa.
- Whoo!
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You can tell the players without kids
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just by the raises.
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I'm out.
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Yeah, think I better fold.
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What line were you in when they
were passing out the ovaries?
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Thought you were the badass
in the family.
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Might be bluffing.
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Okay.
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I'll see you.
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Full boat. Kings over twos.
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That was kind of psycho.
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Can I have my 20 back?
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No way!
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You want to be treated like a grown-up,
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you gotta take it in the shorts
like a grown-up.
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Are you kidding me?
I worked hard for that money.
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We all work hard for the money,
Donna Summer.
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Next time you'll be more careful.
258
00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:12,143
So, what? You're teaching me a lesson?
259
00:10:12,211 --> 00:10:13,678
I don't need that from you.
260
00:10:13,746 --> 00:10:15,156
You're not even family.
261
00:10:15,156 --> 00:10:17,958
If she wants to leave,
the sooner the better.
262
00:10:19,694 --> 00:10:22,796
Ooh. Wow. That was fantastic.
263
00:10:22,830 --> 00:10:24,765
Now we should go down to
the 7-Eleven, and you can hit
264
00:10:24,799 --> 00:10:27,485
that penny tray they have
for the children's hospital.
265
00:10:27,902 --> 00:10:29,436
Look, I-I wasn't trying to be mean.
266
00:10:29,470 --> 00:10:31,638
I was just playing the game.
267
00:10:32,974 --> 00:10:34,041
I'm gonna go talk to her.
268
00:10:34,075 --> 00:10:35,909
That'll only make it worse.
269
00:10:35,943 --> 00:10:38,412
It'll blow over on its own.
270
00:10:38,479 --> 00:10:40,714
Well, we were getting along so great!
271
00:10:40,782 --> 00:10:43,434
This is your first fight
with a teenager.
272
00:10:43,434 --> 00:10:45,669
It's kind of like stepping on a cobra
273
00:10:45,703 --> 00:10:48,338
and then trying to give it a hug
to say you're sorry.
274
00:10:49,807 --> 00:10:51,150
I guess.
275
00:10:51,150 --> 00:10:52,383
What do you think, Jackie?
276
00:10:52,418 --> 00:10:54,285
I think if we're taking the kids' money,
277
00:10:54,319 --> 00:10:55,620
let's get Mary back in here.
278
00:10:55,654 --> 00:10:59,357
She's got $11 in that fake
dog food can in her closet.
279
00:11:01,427 --> 00:11:03,394
I was a little short last week.
280
00:11:04,630 --> 00:11:05,763
I replaced it.
281
00:11:07,266 --> 00:11:09,067
♪
282
00:11:09,101 --> 00:11:10,735
[Door opens]
283
00:11:11,670 --> 00:11:13,047
You've been out here a long time.
284
00:11:13,047 --> 00:11:14,299
You want a sweater or something?
285
00:11:14,299 --> 00:11:15,499
No, thanks.
286
00:11:15,534 --> 00:11:18,169
Did you have a crappy day, too?
287
00:11:18,237 --> 00:11:20,271
Wasn't my best.
288
00:11:20,305 --> 00:11:22,006
Why? What happened to you?
289
00:11:22,074 --> 00:11:24,542
Online school is so frustrating.
290
00:11:24,576 --> 00:11:27,144
There's glitches, and kids'
computers aren't working,
291
00:11:27,179 --> 00:11:28,980
and their parents
are trying to fix them.
292
00:11:29,014 --> 00:11:30,481
One mom had a breakdown.
293
00:11:30,515 --> 00:11:34,861
She was drunk, screaming out,
"Algebra is useless!"
294
00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:36,261
See, when it comes to your education,
295
00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:38,948
aren't you glad I'm totally checked out?
296
00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:41,600
What happened to you?
297
00:11:41,634 --> 00:11:43,635
Someone at work put up a cartoon
298
00:11:43,670 --> 00:11:45,437
of me dressed as Marie Antoinette
299
00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:47,624
because I didn't eat
a piece of birthday cake.
300
00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:49,525
They think I'm acting like
I'm above them,
301
00:11:49,560 --> 00:11:53,396
which is impossible, because
I barely even speak to them.
302
00:11:56,533 --> 00:11:58,568
What? Do you think I come off as a snob?
303
00:11:58,635 --> 00:12:02,539
It's possible that some people could...
304
00:12:03,006 --> 00:12:05,208
interpret you that way.
305
00:12:05,833 --> 00:12:06,799
Really?
306
00:12:06,834 --> 00:12:08,234
Why don't you speak to them?
307
00:12:08,302 --> 00:12:10,503
Well, because we have nothing in common.
308
00:12:10,537 --> 00:12:12,215
Because...?
309
00:12:12,907 --> 00:12:15,975
Because they've lived
different lives than I have.
310
00:12:17,511 --> 00:12:19,430
And their lives are...?
311
00:12:20,014 --> 00:12:21,933
Different. I said different.
312
00:12:22,383 --> 00:12:25,395
A-All right, fine.
I come off as a classist snob.
313
00:12:25,420 --> 00:12:27,096
I will have lunch with them tomorrow.
314
00:12:27,121 --> 00:12:28,121
Good luck.
315
00:12:28,156 --> 00:12:29,322
And remember,
316
00:12:29,390 --> 00:12:32,159
a stranger is just
a friend you haven't met yet.
317
00:12:32,193 --> 00:12:34,153
See, this is why you get bullied, Mark.
318
00:12:35,363 --> 00:12:37,364
♪
319
00:12:37,398 --> 00:12:38,432
Hi.
320
00:12:40,067 --> 00:12:42,202
I'm Darlene, Becky's sister.
321
00:12:42,236 --> 00:12:44,789
Well, now I can't hide that anymore.
322
00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:47,574
So, you're not eating lunch
in the bathroom?
323
00:12:47,608 --> 00:12:50,477
Was stall number two reserved
for another diner?
324
00:12:50,511 --> 00:12:53,480
[Laughter]
325
00:12:53,548 --> 00:12:55,248
I look really weird when I eat,
326
00:12:55,283 --> 00:12:56,609
so I don't like people watching me.
327
00:12:56,609 --> 00:13:00,321
And bonus, there's a roll of
napkins right there next to you.
328
00:13:00,321 --> 00:13:02,048
Okay if I sit with you?
329
00:13:02,073 --> 00:13:03,707
It's a free country.
330
00:13:03,741 --> 00:13:07,144
Uh, guess you guys know that I saw this.
331
00:13:07,211 --> 00:13:09,613
Oh. That was the intent when I drew it.
332
00:13:09,680 --> 00:13:12,249
[Laughter]
333
00:13:12,283 --> 00:13:14,785
Look, if I gave the impression
334
00:13:14,819 --> 00:13:16,838
that I think that I'm better
than you guys, I don't.
335
00:13:16,838 --> 00:13:18,464
I mean, our mom worked here.
336
00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:20,632
I know. I worked with your mom.
337
00:13:20,666 --> 00:13:23,301
She was friendly to everybody.
338
00:13:23,335 --> 00:13:25,370
Let's assume we're talking
about the same person.
339
00:13:25,437 --> 00:13:26,204
Go on.
340
00:13:27,506 --> 00:13:30,041
Yeah, she was a badass.
341
00:13:30,075 --> 00:13:31,943
But at least she didn't walk around here
342
00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:34,589
like a prissy little bitch.
343
00:13:35,048 --> 00:13:38,501
Look, I know that I come off as aloof.
344
00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:42,321
It's just, you know,
this isn't exactly my dream job.
345
00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:43,688
Well, it wasn't your mom's, either,
346
00:13:43,722 --> 00:13:47,125
but she never acted like
it was beneath her.
347
00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:48,126
Yeah.
348
00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:51,196
If she saw you hiding in a bathroom,
349
00:13:51,230 --> 00:13:54,766
turning your nose up on
a perfectly good birthday cake,
350
00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:56,701
she'd be ashamed of you!
351
00:13:56,735 --> 00:13:58,603
Hey, she wouldn't be ashamed of me.
352
00:13:58,637 --> 00:14:02,133
She might have given me crap
for being disrespectful to cake,
353
00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:05,987
but she always told me that she
wanted me to have a better life.
354
00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:09,281
My mom worked the line
so that I wouldn't have to.
355
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:12,417
But she worked here
to put food on your table.
356
00:14:12,452 --> 00:14:15,053
You don't like the job?
Turn around and quit.
357
00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:18,223
There's lines of people outside
waiting to take your place.
358
00:14:18,257 --> 00:14:19,558
[Chuckling] Okay, you know what?
359
00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:21,693
I-I don't need a lecture from you.
360
00:14:21,728 --> 00:14:23,595
You don't know anything about me.
361
00:14:23,629 --> 00:14:25,297
I gave up something I love
to take this job.
362
00:14:25,331 --> 00:14:27,532
I don't have to pretend
that I like it, too.
363
00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:28,618
And you know what?
364
00:14:28,618 --> 00:14:29,968
I'm keeping this.
365
00:14:30,002 --> 00:14:31,760
Even though it's hateful
and mean-spirited,
366
00:14:31,785 --> 00:14:33,753
I like it because you gave me boobs.
367
00:14:33,778 --> 00:14:36,079
♪
368
00:14:39,862 --> 00:14:43,632
You know, drinking alone
is a sign of a serious problem.
369
00:14:43,681 --> 00:14:46,580
If I have one with you, that
means you're perfectly fine.
370
00:14:48,452 --> 00:14:51,015
This thing with Harris
is really bothering me.
371
00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:53,890
[Sighs] And I'm telling
you she'll get over it.
372
00:14:53,924 --> 00:14:55,976
I wouldn't take it too seriously.
373
00:14:56,007 --> 00:14:57,308
I have to.
374
00:14:57,342 --> 00:14:59,009
If I want to have a relationship
375
00:14:59,044 --> 00:15:00,644
with your kids and your grandkids
376
00:15:00,712 --> 00:15:03,261
for the rest of my life,
I want it to be a good one.
377
00:15:03,970 --> 00:15:05,471
Wow.
378
00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:06,539
What?
379
00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:08,908
You said "the rest of your life."
380
00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:10,476
Is that a problem?
381
00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:12,411
After you said you wanted
to keep your apartment,
382
00:15:12,446 --> 00:15:15,248
I didn't think "the rest
of your life" was an option.
383
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:18,483
How can you be so stupid
and still survive?
384
00:15:19,953 --> 00:15:22,054
Kind words from the people I love.
385
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:26,342
Look, in case you haven't noticed,
386
00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:27,618
I'm a lot.
387
00:15:27,994 --> 00:15:31,129
And sometimes I want to do
things the way I want to do them
388
00:15:31,197 --> 00:15:33,665
without worrying about anyone else.
389
00:15:33,699 --> 00:15:35,400
I don't know. Maybe I'm old-school,
390
00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:38,303
but I-I figure
if you want to be with someone,
391
00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:40,673
you want to be with them all the time.
392
00:15:41,307 --> 00:15:44,385
Look, me wanting to keep my own place
393
00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:47,013
isn't about leaving you.
394
00:15:48,014 --> 00:15:51,409
It's about me telling you what I need
395
00:15:51,409 --> 00:15:54,044
so I never have to leave you.
396
00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:55,646
Never?
397
00:15:56,113 --> 00:15:59,082
Give me some space, woman.
You're suffocating me.
398
00:15:59,116 --> 00:16:00,817
[Laughs]
399
00:16:00,885 --> 00:16:03,053
♪
400
00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:04,030
Hey.
401
00:16:04,225 --> 00:16:05,855
How'd it go at work?
402
00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:07,008
Uh, perfect.
403
00:16:07,008 --> 00:16:09,877
I apologized for being distant,
they tore me a new one,
404
00:16:09,911 --> 00:16:12,079
and I had my lunch
in the bathroom again.
405
00:16:12,914 --> 00:16:13,980
I'm sorry.
406
00:16:14,015 --> 00:16:15,916
Maybe you should find a job
where you're alone,
407
00:16:15,950 --> 00:16:17,451
like a toll booth operator,
408
00:16:17,485 --> 00:16:20,254
or maybe there's a lighthouse
around here somewhere.
409
00:16:21,022 --> 00:16:22,789
Was school any better today?
410
00:16:22,824 --> 00:16:24,958
Not really, but it doesn't matter.
411
00:16:24,992 --> 00:16:27,403
I've decided
that school's not everything.
412
00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:29,437
I'm gonna learn from life.
413
00:16:29,471 --> 00:16:31,599
I'm thinking of taking a gap year.
414
00:16:32,308 --> 00:16:34,519
Yeah, you can't do that
in middle school.
415
00:16:34,944 --> 00:16:36,395
What's up?
416
00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:38,080
Okay.
417
00:16:38,114 --> 00:16:40,202
You know those kids
I was telling you about
418
00:16:40,227 --> 00:16:42,537
who were having trouble
with their computers?
419
00:16:42,719 --> 00:16:44,278
That's mostly me.
420
00:16:44,587 --> 00:16:47,456
My computer is so old,
it keeps freezing up,
421
00:16:47,490 --> 00:16:50,034
and I'm missing half of what's going on.
422
00:16:50,785 --> 00:16:53,787
Okay, well,
we'll get you a new computer.
423
00:16:53,821 --> 00:16:56,690
But I don't want to make you
stay at that place.
424
00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:58,124
You hate that job.
425
00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:00,794
Well, you know what?
426
00:17:00,828 --> 00:17:03,163
Um, I hate that job a whole lot less
427
00:17:03,197 --> 00:17:05,265
knowing I can get you a computer.
428
00:17:05,299 --> 00:17:06,700
This is the first time in a long time
429
00:17:06,767 --> 00:17:08,635
that you kids
have asked me for something
430
00:17:08,669 --> 00:17:10,203
and I didn't have to say no.
431
00:17:10,271 --> 00:17:11,705
Really? I can get one?
432
00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:13,282
Yeah. Go crazy.
433
00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:15,984
But if you recognize the brand
name, it's too expensive.
434
00:17:16,018 --> 00:17:18,019
Oh. You know who has good ones?
435
00:17:18,087 --> 00:17:19,187
Rite Aid.
436
00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:24,325
How about another lesson?
437
00:17:24,393 --> 00:17:26,861
I can't afford another lesson.
I was mugged.
438
00:17:30,833 --> 00:17:32,535
I treated you like an adult.
439
00:17:32,660 --> 00:17:34,361
I thought that's what you wanted.
440
00:17:34,395 --> 00:17:37,707
When I was your age,
I couldn't wait to be an adult,
441
00:17:37,832 --> 00:17:40,801
even if I had to take my lumps
once in a while.
442
00:17:40,835 --> 00:17:43,870
Yeah, well, you didn't turn 18
during a pandemic.
443
00:17:43,905 --> 00:17:45,564
What's my future going to be like?
444
00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:48,125
There's no jobs. Everything's on fire.
445
00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:50,261
People are getting shot in the streets.
446
00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:52,555
Okay. You're screwed.
447
00:17:52,938 --> 00:17:54,115
Thank you.
448
00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:57,042
[Sighs] Look, I never had kids.
449
00:17:57,076 --> 00:18:00,378
I didn't realize
it was bad to steal from them.
450
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:04,416
Just thinking about what
your generation's going through
451
00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:06,736
stresses me out,
and I want to smoke a joint.
452
00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:09,588
Well, hey, don't stop treating
me like an adult now.
453
00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:10,573
Share.
454
00:18:10,956 --> 00:18:12,658
Oh. All right.
455
00:18:13,125 --> 00:18:14,459
I'll give you a choice.
456
00:18:14,493 --> 00:18:16,078
Kid or adult?
457
00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:18,472
You want to take back this 20 bucks
458
00:18:18,897 --> 00:18:20,098
or have a half a joint?
459
00:18:20,132 --> 00:18:23,601
Take the 20 so I can buy a joint
that I don't have to share.
460
00:18:23,635 --> 00:18:25,136
Mama didn't raise no fool.
461
00:18:27,172 --> 00:18:31,509
♪
462
00:18:31,543 --> 00:18:34,305
Uh, I thought I should pay you
for that drawing,
463
00:18:34,430 --> 00:18:37,099
so I hope you'll accept
a birthday cupcake.
464
00:18:37,224 --> 00:18:39,725
Is it sugar? Because that will kill me.
465
00:18:40,994 --> 00:18:42,728
No, but I thought about it.
466
00:18:42,762 --> 00:18:44,597
[Chuckles]
467
00:18:44,631 --> 00:18:45,664
Happy birthday.
468
00:18:47,567 --> 00:18:48,767
Sorry about yesterday.
469
00:18:48,835 --> 00:18:50,035
Um, you were right.
470
00:18:50,070 --> 00:18:52,089
I was being a condescending little jerk.
471
00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:54,533
I believe she said
"prissy little bitch."
472
00:18:55,726 --> 00:18:56,802
Yeah.
473
00:18:56,802 --> 00:19:00,364
Uh, I got home, you know,
and my kid needed something,
474
00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:02,408
and I realized that with this job,
475
00:19:02,433 --> 00:19:04,894
I'm lucky enough to be able
to get it for him.
476
00:19:04,894 --> 00:19:06,921
That's way more important
than being a writer.
477
00:19:07,830 --> 00:19:10,007
I have to tell you something.
478
00:19:10,433 --> 00:19:12,551
I remember when you were born.
479
00:19:13,202 --> 00:19:16,305
Your mother told me
that you were gonna be special.
480
00:19:17,540 --> 00:19:19,241
What did she say about me?
481
00:19:21,210 --> 00:19:23,312
You want me to make something up?
482
00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:28,858
Well, clearly, my mom
was wrong about me.
483
00:19:28,925 --> 00:19:30,392
No.
484
00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:32,695
That's up to you.
485
00:19:32,762 --> 00:19:35,231
If you want to do something creative,
486
00:19:35,265 --> 00:19:38,834
go home and do it after you
pay your bills every night,
487
00:19:38,902 --> 00:19:40,870
like I do.
488
00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:42,947
You don't stop being an artist
489
00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:45,917
just because it's not your job anymore.
490
00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:47,385
That is so true.
491
00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:49,087
It's the same thing with drinking.
492
00:19:49,155 --> 00:19:52,316
I'm still an alcoholic, but
it's just not my job anymore.
493
00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:55,428
But just so you know,
I was really good at it.
494
00:19:56,387 --> 00:19:59,322
Your mother did tell me
you liked the bottle.
495
00:20:02,193 --> 00:20:04,694
I'm sorry about yesterday.
496
00:20:04,729 --> 00:20:07,264
When Wellman closed, it broke my heart,
497
00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:08,833
and when it reopened,
498
00:20:08,833 --> 00:20:11,535
I could see Gabriel
waiting for me at the gates.
499
00:20:11,569 --> 00:20:13,670
[Chuckles] Yeah.
500
00:20:13,705 --> 00:20:16,507
Having a job these days is
a little like heaven, isn't it?
501
00:20:16,574 --> 00:20:19,510
No, Gabriel my son.
He got a job here, too.
502
00:20:19,544 --> 00:20:21,678
Gabriel! Say hello.
503
00:20:21,713 --> 00:20:22,880
Hello.
504
00:20:22,914 --> 00:20:24,281
♪
505
00:20:26,509 --> 00:20:28,392
I just figured it out.
506
00:20:28,462 --> 00:20:30,212
You're trying to put The Lanford Lotus
507
00:20:30,237 --> 00:20:31,649
out of business, aren't you?
508
00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:33,592
[Gasps] That is not true,
509
00:20:33,652 --> 00:20:36,648
and anybody who says it is
is a damn liar!
510
00:20:37,348 --> 00:20:41,090
Well, the Korean nuns
who run the Asian food market
511
00:20:41,115 --> 00:20:43,123
told me that they have video
512
00:20:43,148 --> 00:20:46,617
of an insane woman
with gray roots on a bicycle
513
00:20:46,651 --> 00:20:48,981
buying up all the Thai stuff.
514
00:20:49,342 --> 00:20:51,576
Look, this is a business,
515
00:20:51,611 --> 00:20:54,128
and once I'm done with the Lotus,
516
00:20:54,128 --> 00:20:56,748
I'm thinking about doing
a one-buck schnitzel
517
00:20:56,783 --> 00:20:59,950
to take out Einen Biergarten!
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