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Please keep your
seatbelts fastened

until the aircraft
comes to a complete stop.

The time in Madrid is 10:45.

Good work, sergeant!

Thank you, sir.

I think from here on,

you'd better drop the "sir."

If that is the way you want it.

- That's an order.
- Yes, sir!

Hi.

What do you want?

I don't have any money.

No money.

Let's see.

What do you know?

I tell you, I must be in
Pamplona for the fiesta!

Then exchange your filthy money
in Pamplona

and see if you can do better,
isn't it?

You're not the money changer,
Mr. shanari,

you're a money stealer,
I've been watching you!

Wherever you go, the rate drops.

Mr. morchek,
the rate in one place

is simply not the same
as the rate in another place,

isn't it?

Swindler!

Peter!

Peter, there is
the true evil of the world,

the middleman,

clipping off fat profits
from both sides of every deal.

You shouldn't allow his kind
in your establishment.

Throw him out, get rid of him.

Tell me something, morchek.

How do you manage to stay
in such great condition?

What?

Isometrics, diet.

Good.

I'll have to try it sometime.

Mr. shanari.

You are an extremely
benevolent and honorable man.

Now, let me see.

You were just making
a very generous offer.

Your friend the chief of police

is waiting in your office.

Oh, senor.

This was left for you.

Thanks, Mario.

Uh, Mario...

Uh, who left this?

A senor morel.

Morel?

Was there a woman with him?

No, senor.

Buenos dias, Antonio.

To what do I owe the honor
of your official presence?

Peter, you're under arrest.

Your face.

Not a muscle moved.

At times, you are very Spanish.

There's a saying,

"push a spaniard too far,
he becomes like a stone wall."

Shall we drink my Sherry
to my arrest?

I am joking, of course.

But I do have
a parking summons for you.

Yesterday, you left your car

in front of the burros'
drinking fountain.

You're a permanent resident,
a businessman,

a gentleman
of substance and property.

You must set a good example.

For whom, the tourists?

You know, you're right.

Have you heard the news?

We are sending our virgin statue
to Pamplona,

to be displayed
with the other virgins

at the
great fiesta de San fermin.

That's marvelous.

I'm very proud of our village.

Think of it.

She will be
in the same procession

with the virgins
from Seville, malaga,

granada, cordoba.

She'll be impossible
to live with after all that.

I don't think so.

If anything, she will be
a little sad.

All the other virgins
will be adorned

with beautiful jewels.

Our little lady will have none.

Don't worry, Antonio.

Her poverty will
lend her distinction.

If she ever gets there.

It is up to me to transport
our virgin to Pamplona

the expense will be great.

What are you doing?

Just a small contribution.

Oh. Oh, that's not necessary.

Of course not.

Thank you.

Oh, I'm very grateful!

After all, I'm practically
a native son.

I don't seem to be able to find
your parking summons, Peter.

I may have lost it.

Ah well.

Adios, amigo.

Adiés, Antonio.

Mr. churchman.

Mr. Peter churchman.

Oh, please, do come in, please.

Angela and I were expecting you.

I am francois morel.

Darling, our guest is here!

We have a surprise for you,
Mr. churchman,

a most exceptional surprise.

But I prefer to let
Angela tell you about it.

Oh, may I offer you
some champagne?

Peter never drinks champagne.

Or have you changed, darling?

- Hello, Angela.
- Oh, Peter, darling.

It's so good to see you.

It is hard to believe,

but you are more handsome
than ever, mm.

What the hell are you doing
in Santa Maria, Angela?

Well, you know how I am, Peter.

I always do the unexpected.

I assume you're
traveling through.

As a matter of fact,
we came to see you.

We have just been to Pamplona.

They have the most marvelous
old bank there.

You are going to Rob it
for us, darling.

You are going to Rob
El banco nacional.

I'm not going to Rob
the banco nacional

or any other bank.

One week from today,

the statues of the virgins
from all over Spain

will arrive in Pamplona,
and with them,

the greatest collections
of jewels ever assembled.

Diamonds, rubies, emeralds.

The most priceless treasures
of the royal houses of Spain.

All in one place,
just waiting for us.

We left you with a fortune,
what did you do with it?

It didn't last, Peter.

I spent all the money
you gave me.

You know how I am.

Angela.

A phase of our lives
ended six years ago...

For you and me, for bendell,

for the irishman, for canalli.

Each of us accomplished
what we set out to accomplish.

And we agreed to give it up.

That still stands with me.

There is a Manila envelope.

I suggest you hear about it.

Every robbery we ever committed

is thoroughly documented.

Hotel receipts.

Travel records.

Equipment purchases.

Names and addresses of fences,

diagrams of bank vaults.

Angela is very methodical.

And if you do not cooperate,

she will give the evidence
to the authorities.

You do that and
you incriminate yourself.

I do not care.

When I do not have money,

it is the same as
being in prison for me.

I have nothing to lose.

My coordination,
my reflexes are gone.

So is my skill.

I drink too much,
I smoke too much,

my hands shake... look at 'em,

I can hardly
get a key in a door,

much less open a vault.

I am sure you will be able
to pull yourself together.

Not a chance.

Churchman, catch!

Sooner or later,

time catches up with all of us.

Goodbye, Angela.

Ciao.

But maybe it is true?

Maybe his reflexes are shot?

Calm down, francois,
that was an act.

You do not trick Peter churchman
that easily.

Peter is a very resourceful man.

Hi, love!

You're just in time
for cocktails.

Grace, I'm going away,
I'm leaving Spain.

You mean I scared you that much?

I'm serious.

Are you really afraid
I'm going to try

to rope you into marrying me?

It's not that simple.

One tiny question: Why?

I can't explain it.

You can't explain it.

No, you'll just
have to trust me.

Look.

Please be patient.

You'll hear from me soon.

Marvelous.

I love postcards.

Peter, you keep forgetting
that Santa Maria's

a very small town.

This morning,
a woman named Angela

checked into the hotel.

Very promptly afterward,
you paid her a visit.

Now all of a sudden,

you're pulling up stakes
and leaving Spain.

Just like that,
no explanations, no warning.

It's not whether or not
I trust you,

it's that you don't trust me.

That's not an explanation
either.

All right, grace.

One night during the war,

there was a certain
bomber crew out on a mission

and they made a stupid mistake.

They dropped a bomb
on a French cathedral.

When the war was over,

the pilot called
his old crew together,

what was left of it.

He felt he had to find a way
of raising money

to rebuild the cathedral.

So they began robbing banks.

I was the pilot.

Are you telling me
you robbed banks?

You, Peter?

I know it sounds strange,

but war does strange things
to people.

In any case, it didn't seem
strange to us at the time.

We just wanted
to restore that cathedral.

The whole crew felt
the same way.

You robbed banks?

What was Angela, the bombardier?

Angela was a street waif
we picked up in Milan.

She had talents we needed.

I'll bet.

She had a photographic memory

and she could sketch very well,

and most of all, she had
a way of getting information.

Bank presidents
would tell her things

they wouldn't even
tell their wives.

She had that perfect mixture
of sex and invitation

men couldn't resist.

Were you in love with her?

While we were breaking into
one bank,

she'd be setting up the next.

We worked only in Germany,
figured,

let the enemy pay for it.

Was she in love with you?

She wants me
to Rob another bank.

Does that sound like love?

Tell me what you plan to do
and I'll answer your question.

There's a statute
of limitations,

it's got one year to run.

I'm going to hide.

Darling, you mustn't waste time,

you've got to leave Spain
immediately!

That's what I've been
trying to tell you!

My poor love,
why didn't you say so?

Why didn't I say so...

Fifty-nine?

What do you mean, 597?

- It's 67 in tangiers.
- Right, right; Tell him,

tell him,
that's exactly what I say!

Shut up, Mr. morchek!

Shut up.

Yes, yes, yes,
the rate of exchange

is 67 in tangier.

It'll be 69 in fez.

In Dakar, it is even higher.

But unfortunately,
here in Santa Maria,

it is only 59.

- Crook!
- Fifty-nine.

Sorry to interrupt.

I need you for a moment,
Mr. shanari.

My business here is concluded.

Thief! Bandit! Scoundrel!

Swindler!

How can anyone
who fights with his customers

be as prosperous as you?

Oh, it is all in
the performance, Mr. churchman.

The customers desire to fight.

It gives them, uh, excitement,

a sense of achievement.

And then I make the exchange
and move away quickly.

Having scored a point or two.

I am driving back tonight
to my shop in Gibraltar,

Mr. churchman, is there
anything you would require?

A diamond, a case
of American cigarettes,

a yacht?

Think you could sell
this place for me?

Oh, you're not serious.

Very serious.

It is possible.

Of course,
it might take some time

and some... loss.

That figures.

Could you deliver the money
anywhere in the world?

A diamond, these things are
not insurmountable obstacles.

Isn't it?

Of course, you'll
keep this confidential.

Oh, it is the custom
of my business, isn't it?

Let me know.

You have a delicious bed, Peter.

What'd you do
with your little boyfriend?

Hm, some things are
better said without him.

Everything was.

Francois knew about the jewels,

he knew about Pamplona,

and he knew which bank.

I didn't.

I just love this bed, Peter.

It's so luxurious.

I'll give you money,
everything I've got.

It wouldn't last me a month.

I have really got
a terrible problem, Peter.

It isn't a question
of just wanting money.

I have to have it.

I need an ocean of it.

And this is my chance.

It's there, in the bank
at Pamplona.

Really, Peter, I expected
more sympathy from you.

Is it my fault I am this way?

After all, you are the one
who did it to me.

Remember the little waif

you picked off
the streets of Milano?

You made me love money.

Anyway, it's all arranged.

I have sent cables to canalli,

the irishman, and bendell.

I told them
to meet here immediately.

They won't fall for it.

I signed your name.

And you know how they are.

They'd do anything for you.

I'm sure they're on their way
already.

They've wasted
their time, Angela.

I won't be here to greet them.

Really?

But Peter, you know
how much they love you.

If you ran away,

they'd Rob the bank themselves

just to save you.

But they are not
as competent as you.

They would bungle it,

and they'd be caught and shot.

Angela, you're vicious.

So much depends on you, Peter,
so many lives.

You'd better go to Pamplona
and start organizing things.

It would take months to
organize a caper like that.

You will manage.

It's impossible.

Hello?

Peter, darling.

I found the most
spectacular place

for you to hide.

Oh.

I found it in my
travel club bulletin.

There's an expedition
leaving to discover

where the elephants go to die.

It seems that there's
this elephant burial ground

that is very secret.

It's so secret
that some of the elephants

can't even find it.

Of course, you'll have
to take me with you, darling.

Now, I can buy
the tickets to Nairobi

through the travel club
in my name

and no one will
ever, ever find you.

Peter, are you listening?

Darling, am I interrupting
something?

I'm not going away,
I've changed my mind.

Well, is something wrong?

I can't talk now.

I am interrupting something.

Oh, Peter, I love you!

Yes, I know. Goodnight.

Is that all you have to say?

She's there, isn't she?

Goodnight!

Ay-yi-yi.

A woman can always tell
when a man is talking

to another woman.

Incidentally,

the envelope with the evidence

is in the same bank
where the jewels will be,

in a safe deposit box.

You can get it
when you get the jewels.

Come over here, darling.

Mm...

Closer.

You are still so exciting.

After all these years,

everything about you
is exciting.

It's like the old days,
isn't it?

Yes.

I still don't like you.

Now, get the hell out of my bed.

Mm-hm.

Sleep well, darling.

Canalli, how are you?

Well, you haven't lost it,

you still got
all the old moves, Peter.

I see you're just
as melancholy as ever.

Yeah, I'm weighted down
with sadness.

Oh, it's been a long time,
Peter.

Oh, Benny, it's good to see you.

Come on, you lazy Mick,

get your big Irish carcass
outta there.

Here.

Oh, Peter, lad, Peter, lad,

I thought for once we might
have put one over on ya.

But I knew there'd be no hope.

We didn't have him fooled
for a minute!

My hat! Oh, my!

Why, the black-hearted
little jezebel!

I'd like to hang her up
by her ankles.

She's sure got us hanging
this time.

Yep, that's our little Angela.

Why let her drag
all of us into this?

We've been lucky,

luckier than any of us
had a right to expect.

But the police have
an antidote for luck: Patience.

They can sit forever
smoking their pipes

waiting for one little mistake,

and we could be
making that mistake

right now
just being here together.

Even if we do what she wants,

how can we be sure
she won't pull

the same trick on us again?

Nobody can spend
the value of those jewels

in a lifetime.

Not even Angela.

We shoulda left her
the way we found her...

Roamin' the streets, beggin'.

Look, fellas, this ain't
like it was before.

I mean, it was different then.

One minute, we were
dropping bombs on them,

and the next minute,
we were blowing their safes.

Somehow, it just
don't seem the same.

It isn't the same.

Go home, will ya?

I know you want to help me,
and I appreciate it.

Sure.

Sure, we'll toddle off
to our soft, cushy homes

and leave old Peter
holding the bag.

Right, lads?

That's the ticket, isn't it?

It seems to me I remember a time

we were coming back
from a bombing raid

over stuttgart

and the cockpit caught fire.

But somebody stayed behind
and held on to the controls

so the rest of us
could bail out.

Uh, was that you, canalli?

Not me!

Was it you, Irish?

Not me.

When do we go to Pamplona?

First thing in the morning.

Incidentally, uh...

That fire in the cockpit?

I had the controls set
on automatic pilot.

It is Pamplona,
just as you guessed.

- Good work, Philippe.
- Thank you, sir.

Sorry.

All we have to do is wait
and be patient.

There it is.

The banco nacional.

Police headquarters.

Saints preserve us.

Angela must be crazy.

Police headquarters
across the street.

Boys, she really did it
to us this time.

Oh, why don't you shut up?

When you have
everything checked out,

go back to Santa Maria.

I'll see you there tomorrow.

Right.

Oh boy.

They're searching the roof
to seal it off.

Come on.

Senor?

You are, uh,
searching for something?

I thought I saw
something glistening.

It looked like a ring,
I thought maybe

somebody dropped it.

Really?

And do you see it now?

Maybe it was just a pebble,

maybe it was just
the way the light hit it.

I'm looking for
the banco nacional.

Can you tell me
how to get there?

You're not far from it now.

It is on the other side
of this building.

Straight ahead.

You could get to it directly

if you could walk
through solid stone walls.

That would be really
something, wouldn't it?

It would be miraculous.

However, I suggest
you circle around the block

and you will find it easily.

Thank you, you're very kind.

Senor?

You, uh, have
some identification?

Senor churchman.

You are here for the fiesta?

Yes, I am,
I'm looking forward to it.

I understand it's very colorful.

Oh, you will enjoy it very much.

I do hope
you are fortunate enough

to find a hotel that overlooks
the running of the bulls.

- Yes, yes, I have.
- Which one?

Peter! Peter!

What happened to you?

Did you get lost?

Peter!

You have the world's worst
sense of direction.

Hurry, Peter!

You have kept us waiting
long enough!

Thank you again, officer.

Come, come, peler,
hurry up, get in.

You'll have to forgive me,
gentlemen,

my memory seems to be
failing me this morning.

Apparently, we met
somewhere before.

Drive directly to headquarters,
sergeant.

Yes, sir.

Allez, allez, no foolishness.

Get in there.

Headquarters?

Allow me to introduce myself.

I am colonel Paul brissard,

formerly of
the French secret army.

This is sergeant
Philippe lemoine.

We are going to kill
francois morel.

We want your cooperation.

Hmph. You've got the wrong man.

We are going to exterminate
francois morel

for due course.

Morel was also a member
of the oas in Algeria.

He betrayed our general
when things went badly.

Our general was captured
and shot.

We tracked one of
his accomplices to Athens.

We flushed the other
from hiding in Casablanca.

We punish them
with old testament severity.

An eye for an eye,
monsieur churchman.

Your morality is out of date.

You betrayed France
and morel betrayed you.

Now, what's the difference?

Apologize to the colonel
for your disrespect.

Never mind, sergeant.

Yes, we were rebels.

But I knew st-cyr as a youth,

verdun as a young man.

And when I saw the
great forts of the empire

crumbling one by one,

I realized I must join the oas

to keep faith
with the glory of France.

Lemme tell you something,
colonel.

I don't give a damn about
your old glories and betrayals

and I don't give a damn
about you.

Sergeant, no!

I'm sorry, sir.

He will not use the gun,
sergeant.

He will cooperate with us,
and for good reason.

Our general's widow
and four children

are living in poverty.

It is appropriate
that morel should make

proper restitution to them
before he dies.

What we want is
morel's share of the jewels.

If you refuse to help,

we will kill morel anyway.

But more important to you,

we shall inform
the Spanish police

of your plans
for the banco nacional.

Morel knows only me.

He has never met
sergeant lemoine.

Be comfortable.

We have much to discuss.

We will make a plan
so that the sergeant

will work with you,

so that he will be present
when the shares are divided.

You're wasting your time
with that.

What's the use of even
thinking about the vault

if you can't get
into the bank itself?

- Peter will find a way.
- There is no way!

Underneath, no access.

The roof, forget it.

They've searched every inch,
sealed it off.

It's under surveillance!

The rear wall's impregnable,
it's solid stone!

The front and sides are
crawling with police.

Not to mention headquarters
just across the street.

The great Houdini himself
couldn't do it.

It's impossible!

Irish, Irish...

Look, Angela.

You and I years ago
used to talk a lot together,

I mean,
we understood each other.

Now, I don't know whether this
is gonna mean anything to you,

but things are different now.

I've got a kid now, and
this kid is going to school.

It's the same
with the irishman here,

he's got a family,
they need him,

they look up to him.

How very conventional
for both of you.

It's not just us, Angela,
don't you understand?

If we get caught,
there's a lot of other people

can get hurt.

That's why it is so important
that we succeed.

Peter.

Talk to this girl, will ya?

Tell her it's impossible,

tell her it's sheer suicide!

Just give me two minutes
alone with her,

that's all it'll take.

Won't do any good,
will it, Angela?

No. It's a fait accompli.

Gentlemen,
Angela very thoughtfully

left instructions with the bank.

The day after the closing
of the fiesta,

the safe deposit box
will automatically be opened

and its contents
given to the police.

How do we know
they're not bluffin'?

How do we know
there is an envelope

in that box?

You wanna risk it?

Don't look so surprised, boys.

You were the ones
who taught me to take

every precaution.

This building behind the bank,

the camillo printing house.

The basement looks like the
only possible starting point.

Start and finish.

Between the printing house
and the bank,

there's three foot of wall,
means we'll have to blast.

Now, how do we do that
with headquarters

just across the street?

Wham, we'd blow them cops right
outta their blue serge pants.

Trace this sewer for me.

It's five feet down beneath
solid concrete, Peter,

there's no opening.

Trace it.

From the printing house,
jogs to the corner,

turns north for a block,

joins the master main there.

Where it joins,
there must be a manhole.

Oh, there is!

Beneath the boiler room
of a public bathhouse.

That could be our way out.

Way out?

Look, that boiler room leads
directly into a shower room,

which poses one little problem:

How we gonna hide
all them jewels

when we're stark raving naked,
hm?

It's no good, Peter,
no matter how you look at it.

In the first place,

how are we gonna get
into the printing house

when the street is full of cops?

Number two, how are we gonna
blast our way through

three feet of solid concrete
into the bank

without being heard?

And number three, how are
we gonna get into the sewer

when there ain't even
an opening?

And number four,
like canalli just said,

how are we gonna walk
through a public bathhouse

in our birthday suits and still
manage to hide the jewels?

- How high is this window?
- Fifteen feet.

Okay, outside,
we got work to do.

You too, boyfriend.

Come here.

Take your shoes off,
up on the table.

What is this?

You. Over here.

All right, lemme see you
stand on his shoulders.

Now, wait a minute,
I don't think...

Give her a hand.

Irish?

All right, stand up.

Now, let her go, I wanna see

if he can hold on to her.

I hope your plan doesn't
depend on this, Peter.

My plan and yours, Angela.

You might say
this whole thing rides

on your little boyfriend's
shoulders.

Don't you think it's time
to let me in

on the mystery, darling?

Tell me.

Why do I have to stand
on francois' shoulders?

Ever see a gigante?

Gigante?

It's a giant figure.

It's made of cloth
stretched over a wooden frame.

They're traditional.

They parade them
through the streets

during the fiesta.

I'm going to be inside one,
is that it?

You and boyfriend both.

How far will he have
to carry me?

About a mile.

Impossible.

Francois does not have
the strength.

He's got three days to find it.

Six high-speed pilot drills,

six high-speed expansion drills,

six de-magnetized
tumbler probes,

one detonating machine,

and two one-pound explosives,
very high explosives,

to be treated, please,
most carefully, isn't it?

I believe that is
everything you ordered,

- Mr. churchman.
- Not quite... the walkie talkies.

Oh yes, yes, yes!

What should have been
the easiest thing to obtain

turned out to be
the most difficult, isn't it?

I ordered either zeiss
or audioflex.

I said no imitations,
no discount seconds.

Such short time, Mr. churchman.

Under the circumstances,
I did the best I could.

You mean, Mr. shanari,
that under the circumstances,

these allowed you
the greatest margin of profit.

Isn't it?

What a terrible business.

You meet the most impossible
demands of a customer

and all you receive is abuse.

Mm-hm. My little man,
I would never abuse you.

Now, tell me.

Explosives,
not exactly tourist items.

How will you get them
through customs?

I fear that is up to Peter,

and he will need a miracle.

I always depend on miracles.

Luck in that department
hasn't been too good lately,

but I think it's improving.

Gimme a hand with this stuff.

Hey, didn't I tell you,

senor churchman, didn't I tell
you I could find the place?

This, Mr. shana, is my miracle.

Senor Alfred Francisco
Diego costello,

from Gibraltar in Spain
and county Tyrone.

We'll play the father and mother

of a most beautiful trick
on them,

hey, senor churchman?

One of the best.

Now, remember what I told you.

You have to reach the border
at exactly 4:30,

when the day laborers
are checking through.

- Sober.
- Of course he will!

He will be sober and prompt,

won't you,
my lionhearted tinker?

Don't you worry your
pretty little head, senorita.

There we go.

Ahh, we're going
to bamboozle 'em.

And the beauty of it is,
look at the money you save!

They can't charge you duty
on what they don't see, huh?

Oh, oh, oh,
dearie me, dearie me.

Miracles always are.

Ah, they be like little fishes,

little fishes sleeping
at the bottom of the pond.

And the fishermen on the border

won't even know they're there.

Good afternoon, senor.

Your passports, please.

Have you made any purchases
in Gibraltar?

No, no, just on a visit.

Senor! Senor churchman!

Little silver fishes, eh?

Just like little silver fishes.

I see you know the tinker, eh?

Passing acquaintance.

Your keys, please.

Please to open the hood, sefior.

General! I have something
to tell you.

Are you good at keeping secrets?

What is it, old man?

In here beats the heart
of 49 lions,

whaddya think of that?

Thank you, senor.

You may proceed.

On your way, old man. Move on!

No, no, no, get out,
just get out!

- Senorita.
- Oh, this is terrible.

I meant to hit the brake
and I must have hit

the accelerator!

Are you hurt, senorita?

- No, but I deserve to be.
- Oh, no, no, you are

much too hard on yourself.

You see, machinery
is not infallible.

It makes mistakes too.

I do not think
it is too serious.

No, I don't think it's serious.

But we oughta see
if that poor man is alright.

Uh, are you alright, sir?

Come on, come on.

Get moving, come on.

Come on! Move along.

Are you alright?

I'm fine.

Come on, get moving. Move!

Is there anything I can do?

I think you've done
enough already.

Oh, senor.

Well, you must be Angela.

From the way Peter spoke of you,

I had no idea you'd be
so well-preserved.

And I know you.

When you called him
on the telephone

the other night,

I was in his bed.

Hey, didn't I tell you, senor?

Didn't I tell you
we would bamboozle 'em, huh?

We fooled 'em,

but I'm afraid you didn't
keep our secret.

- Oh.
- Darling, we split

a bottle of wine together!

You know, I had
the strangest feeling

that I should be with you today,

that you'd need me.

Woman's intuition, no doubt.

Here.

This is what we agreed on,

and this is to make sure
you don't tell anyone else.

Don't you worry, senor.

Haven't I always been as silent

as the rock of Gibraltar itself,
eh?

I've noticed.

Come on, let's get out of here.

Well, where can I drop you off?

We're dropping you off
in Santa Maria.

You're not coming with us.

- But...
- You're not coming with us.

On, I see.

Those things
you put in the trunk.

They must be burglar tools
for robbing the bank.

She'll stay in Santa Maria
and she won't talk to anyone.

Isn't that right, grace?

No, Peter.

She won't stay in Santa Maria.

She will stay with us.

We'll all go to Pamplona
together.

Welcome to the gang.

Buenos dias.

I'd like to rent
four lockers for the week.

No comprendo.

Gracias.

He makes francois
look like a midget.

He's exactly what we need.

We can't take a chance.

What does he have to know?

Only what we tell him.

Peter, we need him.

No, no, Angela,
there's too much at stake.

Leave him to me.

Angela.

Don't worry, darling.

Do not underestimate
little Angela.

Hello.

Philippe.

Ah.

All right, let's see you walk.

Back up.

Now you're dancing.

Turn, spin.

Again.

That's perfect.

All right, set her down.

He was born for this moment.

Yeah.

Weren't we all?

Come on.

You are marvelous, darling.

- You deserve a reward.
- Oh!

It is good.

- What is it?
- Caviar, my big giant.

I have never before
tasted caviar.

I am a poor man.

Not for long, my darling.

You will be rich.

I do not understand.

It is nothing
to carry you, mademoiselle.

You are light as a feather.

Why should I be rich
just for doing that?

That is our little secret,
Philippe.

Angela, you overdo everything.

Tell me, Philippe.

You were in the army,
were you not?

Oh, I don't know,
I have a feeling.

The way you carry yourself.

I served 10 years.

Ah.

Were you in Algeria?

No.

The unfortunate struggle
with indochina.

Lucky.

You were lucky.

Because in Algeria
you could never tell

who would stick a knife
into your back,

an enemy or even one
of your own comrades.

You heard
of the revolts there, no?

The oas?

It was no concern of mine.

I was in the ranks.

It meant nothing to me
that generals were squabbling.

No talk of glory
or patriotism for you, eh?

I have no loyalty to France.

Spain is my country now.

I like you, Philippe.

You have the right attitude.

To us, my big giant.

Viva la fiesta!

What is it to be, Peter?

We have to run with the bulls,

there's no other way.

We'll do it on Sunday
when the banks are closed.

The only time the alley
at the rear of the bank

won't be guarded
is during the encierro,

when the bulls are
running down the estafeta.

We have to take advantage
of the confusion

of those few minutes.

I was hoping you'd think
of another way.

Any other way.

Actually, those bulls
are like pure gold to us.

Without them,
we wouldn't have a chance.

Oh, look, you know what
them guys are called

that run in front of the bulls?

Suicideros.

That comes from an old
Latin word meaning suicide.

Give a guy a little education.

- How much longer?
- 10 minutes.

- Half an hour.
- I'm all through.

Good, when you're finished
we're going out on the town.

Tonight we act
like happy tourists

and let everybody think we're
in Pamplona just for the fiesta.

Tomorrow, the banco nacional.

Woo!

My big giant.

Angela.

Peter, darling,
you're the one who said

the whole idea
was to act like tourists.

Darling, brighten up.

Grace, Peter.

- Hurry, the night's young.
- Where are you headed?

We are making the rounds,
every spot in Pamplona.

Well, good luck.

Viva la fiesta!

Viva la catastrophe.

Darling, stop worrying.

Everything's
going to be all right.

You don't seem to realize
what we're facing.

Everything depends
on split-second timing.

We'll be operating right under
the eyes of the police,

thousands of spectators.

Like trying to walk out
of yankee stadium

with home plate
during the world series.

Sweetheart, wait and see.

I'm going to bring you luck.

Why did you involve yourself
in all this?

Well, how do you think
I'd feel if you went to prison

and I lost you, hm?

I have to be with you, Peter.

I have to help you
in any way I can.

Did I startle you, Peter?

Nice to see you, senorita.

Peter, I've had some
strange reports on you.

Have I been parking
in the wrong place again?

Much more serious.

You were discovered
prowling in an alleyway

on the estafeta
behind the banco nacional.

The policeman who saw you
reported the incident

to his superior.

Reported it?
Incredible, I can't believe it.

It's true.

They contacted me
when I came here to Pamplona.

They wanted to know
of your habits

and your character.

Well, I hope
you stood up for me.

[ Told them quite simply
that you're my friend,

that you're a distinguished,
amiable, and permanent resident

of our village,

that you're a business man
of honor,

and an aficionado
of sympathy and knowledge.

I mentioned that you had
contributed most generously

to the expense of our
virgin's trip to their fiesta.

They were quite apologetic,
I assure you.

But still puzzled, Peter.

Still puzzled.

They are northerners, after all.

Efficient but overly civilized.

The plain explanation
always eludes them.

I said to
their chief of security,

"senior, I am only
a provincial policeman,"

but it is quite obvious to me

the gentleman was probably lost.

They hadn't thought of that.

Can you imagine?

That's fantastic.

Fantastic.

Yes, it is.

Isn't it?

But now after the things
I've told them,

they are most eager
to treat you with distinction

and special attention.

Oh, I wouldn't want to put them
to any trouble.

Call on them
for anything at all, Peter.

They are anxious
to look after you.

As you Americans would say,

they want to keep
an eye on you, eh?

It's time.

Now, the encierro
starts at 7:00 sharp.

Our position is right here
in front of the city hall.

There will be two rockets.

The first one,
the corral gate swings open.

The second one,
all the bulls are out.

And incidentally,
they get up to full speed

almost immediately,

and once they're moving
they don't slow down.

Now they'll chase us
and the suicideros

up past the city hall,

around this corner,
and onto the estafeta.

From there it's a straight shot
into the bullring.

Fine, fine.

And how are we supposed
to stay ahead of the bulls

with all this junk on?

Just think
of a thousand pounds of muscle

behind each pair of horns,
you'll stay ahead.

I'll make it, I'll make it.

Now the mouth of the alley
will be barricaded.

Don't waste a second
when you get there.

Get over the barricade
or under the barricade,

just get into that alley
any way you can.

- Mm-hm.
- And remember:

As soon as the bulls are past,

the estafeta will be crawling
with police again.

So once we're in that alley,
every second counts.

What's eating you, Irish?

I just don't like stealing
the virgin's jewels on a Sunday.

I'm worried.

He's worried about the Jewel...
I'm worried about those bulls!

Not me.

I got a feeling I'm gonna set
a new world record.

- Oh, stop it.
- Hey, come on now.

Ooh, my leg.

I'm sorry, Peter.

I can't make it.

You told me this man
was resourceful.

Well, where is
the resourcefulness now?

And them:

What kind of men are they?

Falling over their feet
and not even able

to run through the streets.

Do you know that the fiesta
will only last seven days?

It will be over
before next Sunday?

Now you tell me, eh,
what we are going to do now,

churchman.

We'll do it again tomorrow.

Tomorrow?

Tomorrow is Monday.

The bank will open at nine.

There will not be enough time.

Peter, we've got
to make enough time.

We've got to get that envelope.

Grace, you'll have to
take over frangois' job.

What does that mean?

Shouldn't be too difficult
to figure out.

It means you'll be taking
canalli's place.

We need four men
to carry the tools.

But you are insane.

You cannot ask me
to do such a thing.

There are no free rides,
boyfriend.

You started this thing
and you're gonna help finish it.

Angela, do you know
what he's trying to do to me?

He's trying to kill me.

This is all a trick.

He wants me to be killed
by the bulls.

Algeria, francois, remember?

The people who look for you.

I could help them find you.

Angela.

He will run.

Go!

The bulls should be
getting to the arena.

Peter, Peter,
the suicideros are pouring in.

And the bulls
are right on top of them.

Peter, can you hear me?

I hear you, grace.

Now remember, as soon
as the gate is closed,

they fire the Cannon.

It's crazy.

It's absolutely fantastic.

And the bulls are going wild

and the suicideros
are scattering all over.

Don't get distracted.

Watch the Cannon.

Peter, please be careful.

Grace, watch the Cannon.

Peter, I love you.

The Cannon.

I'm watching.

The man with the torch,

when he lights the fuse.

All right.

Get ready.

Now, now.

That Cannon gets louder
every year.

It sounded like
it was just down the street.

It felt like it.

I'm going to make
a recommendation

that they use a lighter blast
next year.

Are you all right, darling?

Are you all right?

Yes, everybody's fine.

Peter, please be careful.

I love you.

Sweet and clean.

A little more light
and we could see

all the way to Ireland.

She's a real old lady.

Been modified.

If we smash
the main tumbler links,

we'll trip the auxiliary.

That's all we need.

That will set off the emergency.

- What does that mean?
- We work backwards.

Emergency first,
then the auxiliary.

The main tumbler links last.

Check.

That's it.

Little further.

Whoa.

Too far. Back.

Back.

Now.

Straight in.

That's it, open 'em.

Good.

Now the other one.

Little more.

My left. That's it, that's it.

Now.

Pull 'em out, open 'em up.

Perfect.

That's it.

Uh, what do we do
about the outside alarm?

They're in series,
as long as we've got this one

- we've got 'em both.
- What does that mean?

Peter.

The auxiliaries
are shorting out.

Take a turn.

The slightest jar
will set them off.

We have to cut the relay
before it trips.

Take a turn.

Another.

One more.

Glory be.

There's nothing left now
but the main tumbler links.

Angela, she is coming!

Okay, got it.

There she is.

It's too soon.

You told her the rear
of the parade,

not the front.

That did it.

She is here, she is here!

The box number.

N9329.

All right, get going.

But... the box?

Pick up canalli
and get the hell out of here.

Come on, move.

Go.

- God bless you, Peter.
- God bless.

Take care.

And you, and you.

You're staying with me.

Why should I stay?

- I gave you the number.
- You gave me a number.

Churchman,
would you listen to me?

You're going out of your mind.

Hurry, will you please hurry?

You don't deserve this,
but I'm gonna give you a break.

Forget the jewels
and get out of Spain fast.

The oas followed you
to Pamplona.

Oas?

Philippe is one of 'em.

I don't believe you.

Only Angela knew about the oas.

The two of you are
trying to trick me.

You want my share of the jewels.

It's your life, boyfriend.

Hurry!

We made it, lad.

You know it, Irish.

Ha.

I need a taxi right away.

Where are you located, senor?

The camillo printing house.

Camillo printing house?

- Where is that?
- On the estafeta.

There's an alley
beside the building.

I'll be waiting there.

Move on, move on,
you are blocking traffic.

You think I drive around
because I like it?

I was sent here by my boss.

I have no interest in your boss
or where he sends you.

I'm only concerned
with this street,

and you are blocking traffic.

Just a moment, buddy.

I have a job to do.

I was told to pick my customer,

traffic or no traffic.

And I tell you to move on,
customer or no customer,

and obviously
there is no customer, eh?

Excuse me.

What happened?

What went wrong?

What are you talking about?

What could go wrong?

The window, there was
nobody at the window.

I did not get the jewels.

You did not get the jewels?

Well, you take me
for a fool, Angela.

I am telling you the truth.

The window did not open.

I saw you reach out your hand.

I was next to churchman.

I saw him pass to you
all three bags.

Where are the jewels?

Angela, I want them.

- Where are they?
- Stop it, stop it!

Take your hands off me.

I have told you the truth.

I never got the jewels.

Get inside.

You and churchman together.

You planned this
from the very beginning.

You will always be
un asperto verme.

Asperto verme me?

You will not leave this place
until I will get the jewels.

Don't move, morel.

Brissard.

Yes, morel.

The moment has arrived.

Our general shall be revenged.

- Go.
- A donde?

- Go!
- Bueno, bueno!

Where is our car?

In the Plaza.

[ Am sorry, sir, it is my fault.

Don't take it so hard, Philippe.

We will find him if it takes
the rest of our lives.

Au revoir.

Adieu.

Good.

I am glad to be rid of him.

I hope they catch up
with him someday.

I must congratulate you,
darling.

It was a magnificent
performance.

You fooled him completely.

- 1 did?
- You are a fabulous magician, darling.

Frangois was convinced
that you truly passed me the jewels.

Where are they?

Oh, dear Angela.

You haven't changed a bit,
have you?

I suppose you'll tell me
where they are.

Do you think
I would be standing here

if I had the jewels?

You can fool francois,
but you can't fool me.

You know very well
you didn't pass them out

of the window.

And now, darling,
I want my share.

Our gigante is inside, isn't it?

Naturally.

That's what I thought.

Peter!

How nice to see you.

Were you in the parade today,
morchek?

In the very front of the parade.

All through the city I carried
grace on my shoulders.

- Grace?
- You carried grace?

It was her idea.

She bet me a hundred dollars
I couldn't do it.

It was easy.

The secret is in the stomach.

All strength comes
from the stomach.

Remember, Peter?

Isometrics.

Where is grace now?

I haven't the faintest idea.

I can't believe it.

You told her everything.

Why did you trust her, why?

You were careful so many years.

All the trouble,
the work, and the planning,

and now nothing.

She is rich.

She will live like a queen
for the rest of her life.

Mm, if I could
only get my hands on her.

I just can't believe it.

How naive.

Don't you realize
we are all the same?

We just have different poses.

Some are sweet,
some are abrasive,

but we all know what we want.

I simply can't believe it.

Justice will be done,
Peter churchman.

The banco nacional
was robbed this morning.

I've just come
from headquarters.

They're absolutely baffled.

A shameful but masterfully
executed crime.

Incidentally, Peter, you were
seen on the estafeta again,

getting into a taxi.

Peter, darling, you will
not mind if I leave you now.

Well, I was just
about to leave als...

Sit down.

It is my turn to buy the wine.

Won't you join us, senorita?

Well, I really must leave.

Me holding the bag.

Peter, isn't there anything
we can do to detain her?

I'm sure there is.

I merely thought the lady
would like to hear

the details of the crime,

or am I presuming too much?

Don't you think the lady
would be interested?

I imagine she'd be fascinated.

Angela, you really should stay.

But, darling, you know
I must leave at once.

It's not like you
to make me stay.

You're much too gallant.

Adios, senor.

Darling, my darling Peter.

How can I ever forget you?

I don't know, Angela,
but try, please try.

Ciao.

Gee.

The stunning figure of a woman.

Yes, isn't she?

A woman like that could Rob
a man of sleep for a lifetime.

The jewels.

The virgins
are wearing the jewels.

Authentic, every one of them.

They were returned with a note
in a woman's handwriting.

Curious, isn't it?

Why would anyone
take that terrible risk?

Break into a bank,
steal the jewels,

and then turn them over
to the authorities.

Not one Jewel is missing.

Look, look.

Our virgin of Santa Maria.

Now even our little lady's
adorned with beautiful jewels.

There are no virgins
more breathtaking than she.

I can't understand it.

It's a miracle, truly a miracle.

I think you're right, Antonio.

It is a miracle.

One little detail, Peter.

The thieves demolished
one of the walls

in the basement of the bank.

There's a fund for
the restoration of buildings

in Pamplona.

I had a feeling
you might wish to contribute.

Anything for a worthy cause.

Your generosity will
pay handsome dividends.

Will this amount be adequate?

Thank you, my friend.

I remain convinced
that you are a man of honor

and an aficionado
of sympathy and knowledge.

And now if you will excuse me,

I will go into the Plaza
and pay homage to our virgin.

- Adios, amigo.
- Adids.

Well, you proved your point.

Two heads are better than one.

Now, where would you like
to go on our honeymoon?

To bed.

The fiesta isn't over yet.

I'm exhausted.

One bed's better than two.

Viva la fiesta.