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Ah, this is Rush Week.
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It's a week that freshmen get
rushed by fraternities and sororities.
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- Hi, there.
- Hi!
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And since I don't have the
legs to get into a sorority,
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I am doing the next best thing.
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I'm going to hold out for the
coolest frat on campus --
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Sigma Alpha.
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- Hey, Zack!
- Huh?
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- Say hi to Rick Larson.
- Hey, Rick.
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Rick is from Sigma Alpha.
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Rick!
Hey hey, come on in!
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Well, you're already in.
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Well, sit down. You're
already sitting down.
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Hey! Want some Pringles?
Every one is perfect!
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Hey, uh, Zack?
Zack, relax.
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He's here to see me.
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- You?
- Uh-huh.
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Yeah, the brothers and I wanted
to extend a personal invitation
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to Slater to our open
house tomorrow night.
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(SMUGLY) Personal invitation.
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Not too many people
get those, huh?
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Well, we like to think we
attract the best on campus.
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Right.
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Best brains, best families,
best athletes.
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Ah, well, you know, Rick, I'm
sort of a jock, myself.
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Really?
What sport?
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What sport?
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Uh, hockey!
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Yes, yes, I'm going out
for the hockey team.
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So am I. I'll see you at
tryouts this afternoon.
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Yeah, I didn't get to play
last year -- concussion.
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Got my head slammed
into the boards.
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It was great.
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Great, great. No, nothing
like a good head injury.
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Uh-huh.
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So Slater, we'll see you at the
open house tomorrow night?
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- All right.
- Ah, Rick, Rick?
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Uh, open -- is that to everyone?
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Oh, sure, you can
come too, Jack.
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Did you hear that?
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That sounded like a personal
invitation to me.
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Yeah!
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It sounds like they really
want you, Jack.
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? I'm standing
at the edge of tomorrow, ?
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? and it's all up to
me how far I go ?
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? I'm standing at the
edge of tomorrow ?
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? I've never seen
such a view before, ?
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? a new world before my eyes ?
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? So much for me to explore ?
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? It's where my future lies ?
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? Today, I'm standing at
the edge of tomorrow ?
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? From here, the future
looks bright for me ?
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? And it's all up to
me how far I go ?
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? It's my time to break away ?
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? I'm standing at the edge
of tomorrow today ?
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Hey, Slater, that's great.
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You know, Sigma Alpha is
my fraternity, too.
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Yeah?
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As a matter of fact, I'm
kind of a legend there.
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Oh, because you played football?
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No.
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Because I'm the guy that pulled
off the famous bell tower prank.
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Oh, really?
What was that?
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You mean you never heard of it?
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Unh-uh.
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One night I climbed
the bell tower
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and I took the clapper
out of the bell.
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So when the bell was supposed
to chime, there was nothing!
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No sound!
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Nothing!
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Like right now.
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Are you sure you
never heard of it?
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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The famous clapper caper.
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- Really funny.
- Yeah.
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Come on, Slater.
He's putting you on.
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That's the most boring prank
I've ever heard of.
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You're pulling our legs,
right, Mike?
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No, but when I do, you'll
be six inches taller.
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Oh.
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Hey! So, how'd the
hockey tryouts go?
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Well, I swallowed a puck and
the Zamboni ran over me.
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Does that answer your question?
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Hmm, I bet Rick was
really impressed.
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Mmm, I don't think so.
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He was the one
driving the Zamboni.
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Ah, nothing to worry about.
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- I have another plan.
- Hey, you know, Mike?
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Mike here was just telling me
he is a Sigma Alpha man.
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Really?
Well, of course he would be.
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I mean, he's an all-star
jock, handsome.
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Is that your other plan, Zack?
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Kissing up?
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Think it'll work?
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I like it.
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Tell you what, I'll put in a good word
for you with my fraternity brothers.
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- Well thanks, Mike!
- Got it.
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Yeah, thanks, Mike!
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You know, Screech,
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a lot of guys want to get
into Sigma Alpha House,
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but not everybody can.
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You might want to find a house
that--that suits you.
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Like for instance, the
House of Pancakes.
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Guys!
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Great news!
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I was just invited to the
Beta Delta party!
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Hey, that's the sorority
you wanted to get in!
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- It is!
- Congratulations!
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Aw, thanks, Leslie!
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Have you been rushed yet?
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Well, my mother was in Kappa
Theta, so I'm a legacy there.
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Which means they have to take
me whether they want to or not.
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Aw!
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I'd die to be a Kappa Theta.
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Hey, you know that the Beta Deltas
and the Kappa Thetas are rival sororities?
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- Ooh, really?
- Yeah!
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It goes back 80 years when the
Betas kidnapped the Thetas'
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homecoming queen,
Eleanor Roosevelt.
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Oh, come on!
Give me a break!
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And they have been
fighting ever since.
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No, and just last week,
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the Thetas put super glue
on the Betas' toilet seats.
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That was them?
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I was visiting that day.
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And I didn't think that
it was funny!
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Ow!
Oh, come on!
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It was just a joke.
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I mean, let's not let getting into
different sororities affect our friendship.
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Oh, OK.
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OK.
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Oh, and just a bit
of friendly advice,
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I really wouldn't wear
that outfit to my open house.
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Oh, well if I was
going to Theta House,
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then I would dress
like Margaret Thatcher.
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Well excuse me for not
looking like the B-52s!
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You just keep your hands
off my toilet seat.
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Oh.
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You know, I was thinking,
Slater.
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You gotta put in a good
word for me with Rick
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and the other
fraternity guys.
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Well, I don't know
what to tell them.
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Well, you just tell them
that I'm loyal, honest,
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and that I'm Cindy Crawford's
new co-host on "House of Style."
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Hey, Slater.
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Hey, what's up, Rick?
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Oh, um, I think Zack here
should be in the frat.
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OK.
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If he's a friend of yours,
he's got a good shot.
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Oh, great!
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Hey guys, check these out!
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- No!
- No, no, no, Screech!
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- Now is not a good time.
- No.
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Any time's a good
time for balloon animals.
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Besides, I figure the
next time we have a party,
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- they could come in handy.
- No.
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Screech, get those
things out of here.
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What's the matter, Slater?
You don't like Mr. Giraffey Waffy?
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I can make a rhinoceros
or hippo or a--
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(ANGRILY) No!
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You killed him!
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Who is that guy?
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That guy?
Oh, just a guy in our dorm.
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- Yeah, he lives down the hall.
- Uh-huh.
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Way down the hall.
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Someone, anyone, yell
out a farm animal!
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Some other time.
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You ought to be ashamed of yourself,
Slater, it's just a fraternity party.
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Me?
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Hey, you don't want to be seen
with Screech, either!
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I'm not the one who
tried to sign him up
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for the Semester at Sea program!
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No, no, you're the one
who wanted to exchange him
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for that student from Pakistan!
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That's right, if she loses her
mustache, she's a babe!
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I can't believe this!
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What is so great about being
in a fraternity?
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It's just a bunch of guys
sitting around watching
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"Beavis and Butthead"
and burping.
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- And?
- And?
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And, is it worth turning
your back on Screech?
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I thought he was your friend.
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Well, yeah, I mean, he is.
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I like Screech.
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Yeah, I like him, too.
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Well, then again, I
like the Three Stooges,
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but I wouldn't want to go to
a fraternity party with them.
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Well, maybe Larry.
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Yeah, maybe Larry.
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(SIMULTANEOUSLY)
Oh, a wise guy.
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Listen, Screech has been making
a fool out of me since kindergarten.
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Because of him, I didn't get
in the cool nap group.
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You know, that's true.
You have known him longer.
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Technically, that makes
him more your friend.
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What?
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So you should be the one to
tell him he's not coming with us!
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No, no, no, he's just
as much your friend.
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No, no, no, he's
really more your friend.
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- No, no.
- You said le-- [whistle]
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The way you guys are talking, it
seems like he's more my friend.
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Well, great.
Then you tell him!
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Yeah!
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Ugh.
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- Man.
- Yeah.
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You're going to be the one.
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I'm not going to tell him.
You tell him!
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Hey Dad, isn't it great?
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I'm going to be in a fraternity!
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No, not a geek frat, it's
a really cool one.
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Yeah, Zack and Slater are
going to be my brothers.
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This is the greatest thing
that's ever happened to me!
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Hey, Screech.
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Oh, hi guys.
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Uh, about this fraternity
party tonight--
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- Yeah.
- Oh, you guys want to go together?
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I can ride one of you
on my handlebars.
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No!
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You see, a lot of this
fraternity stuff is all about
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appearances.
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Sounds pretty superficial.
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That's right, that's right.
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And who better to help you
be superficial than us?
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- Well, thanks guys.
- No problem, Screech.
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Screech, say let's
start with that.
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- Hmm.
- Let's use his real name.
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Uh,
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uh--
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Samuel!
My name is Samuel!
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Right!
Samuel!
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Doesn't quite cut it.
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Sam.
Sammy.
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How about Brad?
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Who's Brad?
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You are, at least for
the next couple days.
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- Brad?
- Uh-huh.
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Brad?
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- I kind of like that.
- Well, good!
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All right, now let's talk
about Brad's hobbies.
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Now, he's definitely
into sports.
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Right!
And vintage cars --
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Mustangs, Corvettes.
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A real party animal.
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- A babe hound.
- Uh-huh.
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Oh, and don't forget his collection
of "Baywatch" action figures!
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OK, we'll work on hobbies later.
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Yeah.
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- Let's show him how Brad walks.
- Right, right.
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Hey, can he have a gimpy leg,
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like maybe from a motorcycle
accident like, maybe.
249
00:10:15,415 --> 00:10:17,517
- No! No, no, no.
- No.
250
00:10:17,757 --> 00:10:20,059
Screech, just walk over
here normal, OK?
251
00:10:20,365 --> 00:10:22,000
- Oh.
- Oh, my, oh.
252
00:10:22,807 --> 00:10:24,309
No, look, Screech.
253
00:10:24,546 --> 00:10:27,549
This is the way Brad
walks into a room.
254
00:10:27,624 --> 00:10:28,992
Check this out.
255
00:10:30,132 --> 00:10:31,734
See?
Huh?
256
00:10:37,423 --> 00:10:40,159
Wow, Brad's really cool.
257
00:10:40,534 --> 00:10:43,170
That's right. OK,
Screech-- Brad--
258
00:10:43,277 --> 00:10:44,745
Brad, let's see you try it.
259
00:10:44,849 --> 00:10:46,050
Go for it.
260
00:10:54,131 --> 00:10:56,467
OK. We'll just have
to work on that, too.
261
00:10:56,588 --> 00:10:58,090
- Uh-huh.
- Are you keeping a list?
262
00:10:58,194 --> 00:10:59,829
Maybe we need some
outside advice, huh?
263
00:10:59,900 --> 00:11:00,734
Yeah.
264
00:11:00,836 --> 00:11:02,504
Um, excuse me, ladies?
265
00:11:02,575 --> 00:11:04,243
Could you come in here
a minute, please?
266
00:11:04,382 --> 00:11:05,350
What's up?
267
00:11:05,410 --> 00:11:08,079
Oh, we're just giving Screech here
a few pointers for the open house.
268
00:11:08,195 --> 00:11:09,429
What do you think
he should wear?
269
00:11:09,532 --> 00:11:11,101
I think we should
go with earth tones,
270
00:11:11,205 --> 00:11:13,140
something subdued
and understated.
271
00:11:13,245 --> 00:11:14,480
No, no no, no, no.
272
00:11:14,583 --> 00:11:18,153
He needs bold color, something
that'll draw attention to his--
273
00:11:18,630 --> 00:11:20,098
earth tones are good.
274
00:11:21,707 --> 00:11:23,108
What are you guys doing?
275
00:11:23,212 --> 00:11:25,748
They're turning me into a
really cool frat guy named Brad!
276
00:11:25,854 --> 00:11:28,524
A makeover?
I love makeovers!
277
00:11:28,631 --> 00:11:30,399
Whoa, whoa, Leslie.
That's my favorite jacket.
278
00:11:30,503 --> 00:11:32,105
Oh, it's a great color on Brad.
279
00:11:32,210 --> 00:11:33,778
Hey, hey, hey!
How about this?
280
00:11:33,882 --> 00:11:34,883
Yeah!
281
00:11:34,985 --> 00:11:38,189
Oh yeah, this will make
a really cool headband.
282
00:11:38,832 --> 00:11:41,367
I was thinking around the neck.
283
00:11:41,809 --> 00:11:44,912
Why?
It's a party, not a funeral.
284
00:11:45,589 --> 00:11:47,924
Well I think it's classy.
285
00:11:48,231 --> 00:11:50,466
I know my future Theta sisters
would think so.
286
00:11:50,572 --> 00:11:53,375
Well, my future Beta sisters
wouldn't be caught dead at a party
287
00:11:53,448 --> 00:11:55,016
with a guy who looks
like Richard Nixon!
288
00:11:55,121 --> 00:11:56,389
- It's a headband!
- Necktie!
289
00:11:56,492 --> 00:11:57,827
- Headband!
- Necktie!
290
00:11:57,963 --> 00:11:59,899
Ladies, ladies, please!
291
00:12:03,315 --> 00:12:05,617
And the next morning, when the
bell was supposed to ring,
292
00:12:05,723 --> 00:12:07,625
there was nothing.
293
00:12:08,833 --> 00:12:10,135
Nothing.
294
00:12:11,242 --> 00:12:13,311
So when was this?
295
00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:15,018
1978.
296
00:12:15,523 --> 00:12:18,125
Wow, that's incredible.
297
00:12:18,534 --> 00:12:20,169
Hey, Tom, wait 'til
you hear this!
298
00:12:20,306 --> 00:12:22,675
This guy's been here
since the '70s!
299
00:12:25,223 --> 00:12:26,925
OK, now remember--
300
00:12:29,203 --> 00:12:31,438
remember, your name is Brad.
301
00:12:31,544 --> 00:12:33,179
You have always been Brad,
302
00:12:33,284 --> 00:12:35,786
everything about you says Brad.
303
00:12:35,892 --> 00:12:38,194
Then why does my
underwear say, Screech?
304
00:12:38,835 --> 00:12:41,772
Just don't show them your
underwear, all right?
305
00:12:41,880 --> 00:12:43,214
Got it!
306
00:12:43,953 --> 00:12:45,021
Hey, hey.
307
00:12:45,124 --> 00:12:47,378
Hi guys, I'm Brad, but you
can't see my underwear.
308
00:12:47,446 --> 00:12:48,613
Oh my--
309
00:12:52,047 --> 00:12:53,982
- Hey, guys! Zack Morris.
- How you doing?
310
00:12:54,088 --> 00:12:55,522
- Hey, Rick. How you doing?
- Zack.
311
00:12:55,626 --> 00:12:57,161
Want you to meet a
friend of mine. This is Brad.
312
00:12:57,265 --> 00:12:58,767
- Brad.
- Hey, hey.
313
00:12:59,271 --> 00:13:01,807
We were just talking about putting
in a couple of tennis courts out back.
314
00:13:01,914 --> 00:13:03,383
Oh, that sounds
great, 'cause, you know,
315
00:13:03,487 --> 00:13:05,455
the courts on the
campus are always tied up.
316
00:13:05,594 --> 00:13:08,263
- Do you play tennis, Brad?
- Uh, do I play tennis?
317
00:13:08,336 --> 00:13:10,671
- Yes, you play tennis.
- Yes, I play tennis.
318
00:13:10,844 --> 00:13:12,613
You use a two-handed backhand?
319
00:13:12,751 --> 00:13:14,486
Well that's a pretty
personal question!
320
00:13:15,092 --> 00:13:16,360
Hoo!
321
00:13:17,635 --> 00:13:20,171
Ah, Brad, let's get
something to drink.
322
00:13:20,410 --> 00:13:22,746
- But I'm not thirsty.
- Drink or die.
323
00:13:25,695 --> 00:13:27,597
Hey, Slater! Glad
you could come!
324
00:13:27,702 --> 00:13:28,536
Rick!
325
00:13:28,638 --> 00:13:30,240
I see just you just met Brad.
326
00:13:30,344 --> 00:13:32,480
Let me warn you,
look out for him.
327
00:13:32,551 --> 00:13:34,987
The guy is chick Velcro.
328
00:13:35,596 --> 00:13:36,897
You're kidding.
329
00:13:37,502 --> 00:13:39,011
Who is the new guy?
330
00:13:39,107 --> 00:13:40,475
He's hot.
331
00:13:40,813 --> 00:13:42,548
Why, that's Brad.
332
00:13:42,653 --> 00:13:44,922
Oh?
Can you introduce me?
333
00:13:45,128 --> 00:13:46,396
See what I mean?
334
00:13:46,666 --> 00:13:49,102
OK, Leslie, if you don't mind
being just another number
335
00:13:49,241 --> 00:13:50,976
in his little black book.
336
00:13:51,282 --> 00:13:54,251
Do you think I could
make the book?
337
00:13:56,265 --> 00:13:57,633
Get away! I saw him first!
338
00:13:57,771 --> 00:13:59,172
Get real! He smiled at me!
339
00:13:59,275 --> 00:14:00,610
In your dreams, bimbo!
340
00:14:00,714 --> 00:14:02,482
- Tramp!
- Theta!
341
00:14:02,721 --> 00:14:03,989
- Beta!
- Yeah?
342
00:14:04,092 --> 00:14:05,994
- Yeah!
- Yeah?
343
00:14:06,467 --> 00:14:08,336
Ladies, ladies!
Please!
344
00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:10,742
Let's settle this in
a civilized way.
345
00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:12,818
Mud wrestle for me!
346
00:14:15,698 --> 00:14:17,467
Say Brad, have you met
all the brothers?
347
00:14:17,571 --> 00:14:18,739
Oh, not yet.
348
00:14:18,842 --> 00:14:20,844
Hey Zack, it's great, it's
working, they really like me!
349
00:14:20,949 --> 00:14:22,450
Yeah, that's why we should
leave right now.
350
00:14:22,554 --> 00:14:23,956
- Yeah.
- What, are you crazy?
351
00:14:24,060 --> 00:14:25,328
I'm on a roll!
352
00:14:25,431 --> 00:14:26,732
- Watch this!
- Oh, whoa--
353
00:14:26,803 --> 00:14:27,937
I don't think we should
push our luck.
354
00:14:28,074 --> 00:14:29,575
Hey, everybody, can I
have your attention?
355
00:14:29,679 --> 00:14:32,948
This has been a really great
party, but I always say,
356
00:14:33,058 --> 00:14:36,695
what's a party without
balloon animals?
357
00:14:41,085 --> 00:14:43,087
Hey, was this a great
night, or what?
358
00:14:43,192 --> 00:14:44,159
Yeah.
359
00:14:44,261 --> 00:14:46,530
I didn't know I could
have a stroke at 19.
360
00:14:47,606 --> 00:14:50,242
You know, I think they were really
impressed when I made the kangaroo.
361
00:14:50,349 --> 00:14:52,184
Boing cha-boing, cha-boing.
362
00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:54,827
Go to bed, Screech.
363
00:14:55,098 --> 00:14:57,167
OK, but I'm too excited
to sleep.
364
00:14:58,008 --> 00:14:59,710
[deflating balloon]
365
00:15:01,219 --> 00:15:03,655
Sorry, my kangaroo
got away from me.
366
00:15:05,467 --> 00:15:07,702
So hey guys, when do we find
out if we made it in?
367
00:15:07,809 --> 00:15:08,776
I don't know.
368
00:15:08,879 --> 00:15:11,015
When they decide, they'll form a
committee and come and get us.
369
00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:12,755
Then we'll be initiated.
370
00:15:12,826 --> 00:15:14,027
What'll they do?
371
00:15:14,130 --> 00:15:15,331
Might shave our heads.
372
00:15:15,434 --> 00:15:17,603
Roger says they used
to smother guys in honey
373
00:15:17,709 --> 00:15:19,611
and then let ants
crawl all over them.
374
00:15:19,716 --> 00:15:21,785
Ooh!
I can't wait!
375
00:15:23,751 --> 00:15:25,320
- All right! We made it!
- Yeah!
376
00:15:25,401 --> 00:15:26,669
- All right!
- Woo-hoo!
377
00:15:26,772 --> 00:15:29,208
Not until we officially slime
you. Slime buckets ready?
378
00:15:29,315 --> 00:15:30,483
Slime buckets ready.
379
00:15:30,586 --> 00:15:32,054
Hey! Guys! Did you hear that?
380
00:15:32,124 --> 00:15:34,226
We're going to be slimed!
Isn't this great?
381
00:15:38,647 --> 00:15:40,448
[sloshing]
382
00:15:44,007 --> 00:15:45,309
Sorry about that, man.
383
00:15:45,381 --> 00:15:46,934
Guess we got caught up
in the excitement.
384
00:15:47,008 --> 00:15:48,977
It was just supposed to
be the other two guys.
385
00:15:59,183 --> 00:16:01,952
You gentlemen have been
chosen for induction to Sigma Alpha.
386
00:16:02,059 --> 00:16:04,695
Ah, Rick, excuse me,
ah, this is great.
387
00:16:04,802 --> 00:16:07,638
I'm really honored and all, but,
uh, what about Screech?
388
00:16:07,721 --> 00:16:09,314
- Who?
- Brad!
389
00:16:09,418 --> 00:16:11,387
Sometimes we call him Screech.
390
00:16:11,492 --> 00:16:12,559
'Cause--
391
00:16:12,662 --> 00:16:15,065
'cause of the way he peels
out in his 'vette.
392
00:16:15,171 --> 00:16:16,139
Right.
393
00:16:16,241 --> 00:16:18,810
Yeah, Screech is a
great guy, too, but listen,
394
00:16:18,950 --> 00:16:22,120
if you take Screech, it'll
raise the GPA of the entire frat.
395
00:16:22,194 --> 00:16:24,029
- I'm telling you, the guy is a genius.
- Uh-huh.
396
00:16:24,101 --> 00:16:26,170
Guy makes great balloon
animals, too.
397
00:16:26,275 --> 00:16:28,877
But a lot of other things
have to be considered.
398
00:16:28,984 --> 00:16:29,819
Like what?
399
00:16:29,921 --> 00:16:32,690
Like loyalty to your friends, seeing
the best in everyone, a big heart?
400
00:16:32,797 --> 00:16:35,233
I'm telling you, Screech
has all that and more.
401
00:16:35,339 --> 00:16:36,841
Tell him, Slater.
402
00:16:37,980 --> 00:16:39,382
Yeah.
403
00:16:40,891 --> 00:16:43,193
And he flosses after every meal.
404
00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:47,212
As important as
dental hygiene is,
405
00:16:48,015 --> 00:16:50,151
we only have certain
number of openings.
406
00:16:50,257 --> 00:16:51,625
The two of you were
lucky to get in.
407
00:16:51,728 --> 00:16:52,996
Oh, Rick, come on.
408
00:16:53,100 --> 00:16:54,668
I mean, can't you make
room for one more?
409
00:16:54,739 --> 00:16:56,107
- Come on.
- I'm sorry, guys.
410
00:16:56,210 --> 00:16:57,745
There's nothing we can do.
411
00:17:03,167 --> 00:17:04,602
Ooh!
Ooh!
412
00:17:04,706 --> 00:17:06,274
What is this slimy stuff?
413
00:17:06,378 --> 00:17:10,549
Well, I'd say your dorm buddies
are now members of Sigma Alpha.
414
00:17:10,826 --> 00:17:13,629
Either that, or somebody's
been playing frog hockey.
415
00:17:14,405 --> 00:17:16,975
Well, I guess they're going to be
your fraternity brothers now, huh?
416
00:17:17,081 --> 00:17:18,983
Well, I suppose so,
417
00:17:19,088 --> 00:17:21,724
but I don't think I'm going to be hanging
around the frat house much anymore.
418
00:17:21,831 --> 00:17:23,899
But I thought you were
a real fraternity man.
419
00:17:24,005 --> 00:17:25,006
Eh, I was.
420
00:17:25,108 --> 00:17:26,276
Bit I think I've outgrown it.
421
00:17:26,380 --> 00:17:28,849
You know, fraternities
are for younger guys,
422
00:17:28,955 --> 00:17:30,757
and I've moved on to
a new place of my life.
423
00:17:30,861 --> 00:17:31,662
Hmm.
424
00:17:31,730 --> 00:17:33,866
Plus, those little punks
changed the locks on me.
425
00:17:33,938 --> 00:17:34,939
Sss.
426
00:17:35,042 --> 00:17:36,310
Well, it's just as well.
427
00:17:36,414 --> 00:17:40,117
I mean, this whole fraternity,
sorority thing is kind of juvenile.
428
00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:41,561
Ugh.
429
00:17:41,865 --> 00:17:44,968
(EXCITEDLY) It's the Kappa
Betas, they're coming for us!
430
00:17:45,076 --> 00:17:46,577
Eeeee!
431
00:17:47,719 --> 00:17:49,253
Leslie!
Guess what?
432
00:17:49,358 --> 00:17:50,559
They're coming for us!
433
00:17:50,662 --> 00:17:53,198
- Well, who's coming?
- The Thetas!
434
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:58,411
Leslie Burke, we're here to
induct you into the Kappa Thetas.
435
00:17:58,522 --> 00:17:59,790
Leslie!
This is great!
436
00:17:59,893 --> 00:18:01,428
We're going to be sorority
sisters!
437
00:18:01,532 --> 00:18:03,734
You know, Kelly, I've
been thinking.
438
00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:05,442
For the past couple of days,
439
00:18:05,546 --> 00:18:07,148
I've seen what Rush Week can
do to friends
440
00:18:07,252 --> 00:18:09,320
and how much
people can be hurt by it.
441
00:18:09,592 --> 00:18:13,897
It--it's a real honor, but I've
decided not to join a sorority.
442
00:18:14,609 --> 00:18:15,977
- What?
- What?
443
00:18:16,081 --> 00:18:17,783
Thanks anyway.
444
00:18:17,887 --> 00:18:19,789
I hope you know
what you're doing.
445
00:18:19,928 --> 00:18:21,596
Oh! Oh, wa--wa--wait!
446
00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:22,968
What about me?
447
00:18:23,072 --> 00:18:24,240
What about you?
448
00:18:24,343 --> 00:18:26,078
Well, I'm not going
to turn it down.
449
00:18:26,818 --> 00:18:28,987
Sorry, you weren't chosen.
450
00:18:29,660 --> 00:18:31,262
Oh, please!
451
00:18:31,634 --> 00:18:32,935
Bu--bu--
452
00:18:34,912 --> 00:18:36,413
Did I just do that?
453
00:18:36,484 --> 00:18:37,919
'Fraid so.
454
00:18:38,332 --> 00:18:40,459
Listen, before I turn around,
455
00:18:40,565 --> 00:18:43,334
promise never to
mention this again?
456
00:18:43,910 --> 00:18:46,078
Oh, that's OK, Kelly.
457
00:18:46,953 --> 00:18:48,688
That's easy for you to say!
458
00:18:48,792 --> 00:18:50,727
I mean, you got into the
sorority you wanted.
459
00:18:50,799 --> 00:18:55,871
Actually, I just found out tonight
that I didn't get into the Beta Deltas.
460
00:18:56,452 --> 00:18:58,321
Oh, I'm really sorry, Alex.
461
00:18:58,391 --> 00:19:01,528
Oh, well, who needs
sororities, anyway?
462
00:19:01,669 --> 00:19:03,004
That's right!
[knocking]
463
00:19:03,108 --> 00:19:04,576
If it's that bunch
of snobs again,
464
00:19:04,714 --> 00:19:06,382
you just tell them I
changed my mind, too.
465
00:19:06,486 --> 00:19:09,022
Yeah, we hate their
snobby butts!
466
00:19:10,734 --> 00:19:12,969
I'm Karen Jessel from Pi Psi.
467
00:19:13,075 --> 00:19:16,779
We are here to rush Alex Tabor
and Kelly Kapowski.
468
00:19:17,223 --> 00:19:18,457
[screaming]
469
00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:20,095
(SINGING) ? We made it! We're in ?
470
00:19:20,199 --> 00:19:21,868
- ? We made it ?
- Wait!
471
00:19:22,105 --> 00:19:23,774
What's that sorority again?
472
00:19:23,879 --> 00:19:25,180
Pi Psi.
473
00:19:25,283 --> 00:19:27,385
(SIMULTANEOUSLY)
We made Pi Psi!
474
00:19:31,906 --> 00:19:33,240
Hi, Screech.
475
00:19:33,444 --> 00:19:34,712
What are you doing?
476
00:19:34,849 --> 00:19:35,917
Oh, hi Leslie.
477
00:19:36,020 --> 00:19:37,855
I'm just watching the TV.
478
00:19:40,468 --> 00:19:42,536
But the set isn't even on.
479
00:19:42,876 --> 00:19:45,145
Oh, I know.
I'm just watching the TV.
480
00:19:48,261 --> 00:19:50,697
Hey, what are you two
doing back so early?
481
00:19:51,706 --> 00:19:53,741
Eh, it seems that Sigma
Alpha's made a mistake.
482
00:19:53,846 --> 00:19:54,914
They didn't want us, either.
483
00:19:55,017 --> 00:19:56,318
Really?
That's great!
484
00:19:56,422 --> 00:19:58,725
Oh, I mean, you
two must feel terrible.
485
00:19:58,830 --> 00:20:01,466
Are you kidding?
This just means we're indies.
486
00:20:01,573 --> 00:20:03,408
Right!
We're indies!
487
00:20:03,513 --> 00:20:05,282
I've always wanted
to be an indie.
488
00:20:05,419 --> 00:20:06,921
What's an indie?
489
00:20:07,393 --> 00:20:08,928
Indies.
Independent.
490
00:20:09,032 --> 00:20:10,934
We stand on our own, we don't
need the fraternity thing.
491
00:20:11,039 --> 00:20:11,940
Yeah.
492
00:20:12,042 --> 00:20:13,343
Right, we'll start
our own fraternity.
493
00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:15,715
You'll rush him, he'll
rush you, and I'll--
494
00:20:16,189 --> 00:20:18,091
oh wait, I'm left out again!
495
00:20:18,798 --> 00:20:19,932
Come on, buddy.
496
00:20:20,003 --> 00:20:21,638
Show me how you got this
stuff out of your hair.
497
00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:22,736
Ugh.
498
00:20:23,916 --> 00:20:25,584
- Zack?
- Huh?
499
00:20:26,524 --> 00:20:29,027
That was really nice
of you guys.
500
00:20:29,166 --> 00:20:30,334
What?
501
00:20:30,404 --> 00:20:32,206
Well, come on, they
didn't want Screech,
502
00:20:32,311 --> 00:20:33,913
so you guys gave
it up, right?
503
00:20:34,017 --> 00:20:37,353
Well, this fraternity and sorority
thing isn't all it's cracked up to be.
504
00:20:37,461 --> 00:20:39,196
That's what I thought, too.
505
00:20:39,602 --> 00:20:41,404
Wait a minute, you're not
joining a sorority?
506
00:20:42,378 --> 00:20:44,447
I guess I'm an indie, too.
507
00:20:44,552 --> 00:20:46,587
Huh, well, well, well.
508
00:20:46,659 --> 00:20:48,995
We discover we have
something else in common.
509
00:20:49,201 --> 00:20:51,003
What do you say we get
something to eat?
510
00:20:51,342 --> 00:20:53,877
Well, Zack, I've gone
out with slime before,
511
00:20:53,985 --> 00:20:56,487
but this is where
I draw the line.
512
00:21:01,109 --> 00:21:02,543
- Ugh!
- Sorry!
513
00:21:02,748 --> 00:21:04,449
Hit the showers, Indie!
514
00:21:13,216 --> 00:21:15,519
Hey, I'm really sorry you
guys didn't get into the fraternity.
515
00:21:15,625 --> 00:21:17,660
Eh, don't worry
about it, Screech.
516
00:21:18,768 --> 00:21:19,936
Brad--
517
00:21:20,474 --> 00:21:23,712
Samuel Screech Powers,
whatever your name is,
518
00:21:24,889 --> 00:21:27,192
the brothers of Sigma Alpha
have decided to induct you.
519
00:21:27,258 --> 00:21:28,259
Whoa-ho-ho.
520
00:21:28,353 --> 00:21:29,821
Did you guys hear that?
That's great!
521
00:21:29,871 --> 00:21:30,805
- Yeah!
- Yeah.
522
00:21:30,853 --> 00:21:31,920
What should I do, though?
523
00:21:31,980 --> 00:21:33,915
I can't join a fraternity
without my friends
524
00:21:33,987 --> 00:21:35,722
and we're supposed
to be indies together.
525
00:21:35,793 --> 00:21:38,162
No, Screech.
Just go for it!
526
00:21:38,435 --> 00:21:39,736
But what about you guys?
527
00:21:39,807 --> 00:21:41,375
Just do it, Screech.
528
00:21:42,249 --> 00:21:43,884
All right, then I accept.
529
00:21:43,988 --> 00:21:45,256
Whoa!
530
00:21:48,102 --> 00:21:49,670
[sloshing]
531
00:21:50,442 --> 00:21:52,978
Hey! I just cleaned
up this hallway!
532
00:21:55,359 --> 00:21:57,695
You two!
Grab some mops.
533
00:21:58,948 --> 00:21:59,895
Hey, Mike!
534
00:21:59,977 --> 00:22:01,412
We're going to be
fraternity brothers!
535
00:22:01,474 --> 00:22:02,776
Isn't it great?
536
00:22:06,664 --> 00:22:09,467
I can make an elephant
or a rhinoceros.
537
00:22:09,541 --> 00:22:11,309
- No!
- Ah!
538
00:22:13,855 --> 00:22:15,824
- You killed him!
- Come on.
539
00:22:15,895 --> 00:22:16,930
Hey, Mike!
540
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,602
We're going to be fraternity
brothers! Isn't it great?
541
00:22:19,652 --> 00:22:24,202
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