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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:03:37,635 --> 00:03:41,263 I've been crazy, I'm now goin' sane! 2 00:03:42,306 --> 00:03:43,932 "Paris Pastorale!" 3 00:03:43,933 --> 00:03:44,808 This one almost sold! 4 00:03:44,809 --> 00:03:47,101 Here's another one that almost sold. 5 00:03:47,102 --> 00:03:49,062 "The Moulin Blues." 6 00:03:49,063 --> 00:03:50,813 That was one of your best works. 7 00:03:50,814 --> 00:03:53,107 Oh? How about "The Maiden of Versailles?" 8 00:03:53,108 --> 00:03:56,152 Oh, no, you don't! You're not gonna demolish "The Maiden." 9 00:03:56,153 --> 00:03:56,904 Oh? Who's not? 10 00:03:56,905 --> 00:03:58,529 She's mine! You gave her to me! 11 00:03:58,530 --> 00:03:59,573 Casey, give me that painting! 12 00:03:59,574 --> 00:04:00,782 - No, sir! - They're my paintings. 13 00:04:00,783 --> 00:04:04,578 - I'll do with them what I want. - Here, mind this for me. 14 00:04:05,746 --> 00:04:07,580 Boy, is she a sound sleeper! 15 00:04:07,581 --> 00:04:09,457 Come on, Paul, what's gotten into you? 16 00:04:09,458 --> 00:04:11,376 I'm goin' back to the States. 17 00:04:11,377 --> 00:04:12,169 You're not serious. 18 00:04:12,170 --> 00:04:15,088 Oh? Watch how I pack my suitcase. 19 00:04:15,089 --> 00:04:17,340 Here, I'll leave these with you. 20 00:04:17,341 --> 00:04:18,800 Oh! 21 00:04:18,801 --> 00:04:21,344 - Oh, she can sleep! - Casey, who is she? 22 00:04:21,345 --> 00:04:23,179 I stole her out of a parked convertible last night. 23 00:04:23,180 --> 00:04:25,848 You sto... You know something, Casey? 24 00:04:25,849 --> 00:04:28,644 You're getting absolutely depraved! 25 00:04:29,186 --> 00:04:32,021 There, shake hands with a real doll. 26 00:04:32,022 --> 00:04:33,690 Oh! For... 27 00:04:33,691 --> 00:04:35,900 Here, matched set, his and hers. 28 00:04:35,901 --> 00:04:39,862 Now look, why are you leaving? One good reason! 29 00:04:39,863 --> 00:04:40,614 Casey, I am... 30 00:04:40,615 --> 00:04:44,242 sick of being supported by my fiance's father. 31 00:04:44,243 --> 00:04:45,244 I'm sick of supporting you! 32 00:04:45,245 --> 00:04:48,913 I'm sick of Paris! And I'm also a stinking artist! 33 00:04:48,914 --> 00:04:50,373 - Is that good enough? - No! 34 00:04:50,374 --> 00:04:51,666 First, you're a heck of an artist. 35 00:04:51,667 --> 00:04:53,126 I have never sold one painting. 36 00:04:53,127 --> 00:04:54,252 Well, I haven't sold one story. 37 00:04:54,253 --> 00:04:55,795 Does that make me a stinking writer? 38 00:04:55,796 --> 00:04:57,630 - Yes. - I can't accept that. 39 00:04:57,631 --> 00:04:59,215 Alright, let's just leave it that I haven't seen 40 00:04:59,216 --> 00:05:02,093 my girlfriend in a year and... And I miss her, okay? 41 00:05:02,094 --> 00:05:03,511 You're really gonna marry her, huh? 42 00:05:03,512 --> 00:05:06,681 - That's right. I am. - Okay, Paul. 43 00:05:06,682 --> 00:05:08,266 Look, I... I know you're mind's made up, 44 00:05:08,267 --> 00:05:11,644 so, anything I say now, I sincerely believe. 45 00:05:11,645 --> 00:05:14,772 Casey, the only thing you sincerely believe in is sex. 46 00:05:14,773 --> 00:05:17,859 True. And your ability. 47 00:05:17,860 --> 00:05:18,360 Paul... 48 00:05:18,361 --> 00:05:21,988 when we moved into this place, I admired this and... 49 00:05:21,989 --> 00:05:23,906 Well, you gave it to me. 50 00:05:23,907 --> 00:05:25,158 Since then I've said to myself, 51 00:05:25,159 --> 00:05:29,370 "Case, you may be a fake, but you will never die 52 00:05:29,371 --> 00:05:31,080 an unknown because you own this painting." 53 00:05:31,081 --> 00:05:34,959 It's my proof, that I knew you, that we once shared a studio. 54 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:37,128 Paul, without meaning to, 55 00:05:37,129 --> 00:05:41,758 you're giving me a tiny truck with immortality. 56 00:05:41,759 --> 00:05:42,884 Oh! 57 00:05:42,885 --> 00:05:45,012 For that, I thank you. 58 00:05:45,220 --> 00:05:48,639 Hey, you know something, Casey? You're a terrible man. 59 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:50,933 Boy, you would say anything to keep me 60 00:05:50,934 --> 00:05:52,185 and my check here, wouldn't you? 61 00:05:52,186 --> 00:05:55,480 Yes, and in that order, you first, your check second. 62 00:05:55,481 --> 00:05:56,773 - Uh-huh. - Aw, come on, Paul. 63 00:05:56,774 --> 00:05:58,566 I could've sponged off people with bigger 64 00:05:58,567 --> 00:06:00,443 weekly allowances than you, but I like you. 65 00:06:00,444 --> 00:06:03,112 I like your paintings. I wish you'd stay. 66 00:06:03,113 --> 00:06:03,989 Now, watch it, Case. 67 00:06:03,990 --> 00:06:06,949 A faint touch of honest emotion crept in there. 68 00:06:06,950 --> 00:06:09,452 Yeah! How 'bout that? 69 00:06:09,453 --> 00:06:11,287 - Oh, no! No, sir! - Oh, no. 70 00:06:11,288 --> 00:06:12,997 - Alright, where are you going? - To Zorgus'. 71 00:06:12,998 --> 00:06:14,540 To pick up the rest of my masterpieces. 72 00:06:14,541 --> 00:06:15,584 Whoa. Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul. 73 00:06:15,585 --> 00:06:18,920 Now, look, just for the sake of sentiment... 74 00:06:18,921 --> 00:06:20,463 after you and Laurie get married 75 00:06:20,464 --> 00:06:24,300 will you try to send me a little money? 76 00:06:24,301 --> 00:06:25,968 Oh... 77 00:06:25,969 --> 00:06:27,554 No! 78 00:06:38,315 --> 00:06:40,942 - Mr. Zorgus. - No, Mr. Sloane. 79 00:06:40,943 --> 00:06:43,611 I have not sold any of your paintings. 80 00:06:43,612 --> 00:06:44,613 In that case, Mr. Zorgus, 81 00:06:44,614 --> 00:06:46,030 I'd like you to return them. Where are they? 82 00:06:46,031 --> 00:06:48,574 - In the washroom. - Hanging by the bowl. 83 00:06:48,575 --> 00:06:50,576 I'll get 'em. I'll get 'em. 84 00:06:50,577 --> 00:06:51,286 In the bath... 85 00:06:51,287 --> 00:06:53,454 Is that where you display an artist's work? 86 00:06:53,455 --> 00:06:57,041 My walls are too valuable to cover with junk. 87 00:06:57,042 --> 00:06:58,669 Junk? 88 00:06:58,961 --> 00:07:00,962 - This isn't junk? - Oh, yes. 89 00:07:00,963 --> 00:07:03,714 But this junk people buy. 90 00:07:03,715 --> 00:07:04,466 Oh, Mr. Sloane. 91 00:07:04,467 --> 00:07:07,385 I have tried to sell your paintings, believe me. 92 00:07:07,386 --> 00:07:08,594 - I bet you have. - Oh! 93 00:07:08,595 --> 00:07:10,221 I think you're a good painter. 94 00:07:10,222 --> 00:07:12,598 Your artist friends think you're a good painter. 95 00:07:12,599 --> 00:07:14,851 The prince thinks you're a good painter. 96 00:07:14,852 --> 00:07:16,727 - No, I don't. - Shut up. 97 00:07:16,728 --> 00:07:18,062 But the customers wouldn't buy. 98 00:07:18,063 --> 00:07:19,647 If I'm so good, why won't they buy? 99 00:07:19,648 --> 00:07:21,399 Because they never heard of you. 100 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:24,402 So, of course, they assume you're a bum. 101 00:07:24,403 --> 00:07:26,279 - A bum? - Yes, a bum. 102 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:26,822 Shut up. 103 00:07:26,823 --> 00:07:28,156 What do you have to do to get a break? 104 00:07:28,157 --> 00:07:30,408 - Cut off an ear? - That's not a bad idea. 105 00:07:30,409 --> 00:07:31,285 That's good publicity. 106 00:07:31,286 --> 00:07:33,119 How 'bout if I slit my throat? 107 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:35,121 You got a deal. You kill yourself, 108 00:07:35,122 --> 00:07:37,290 I buy all this junk right now. 109 00:07:37,291 --> 00:07:39,750 Oh, Mr. Sloane, believe me! 110 00:07:39,751 --> 00:07:41,878 Dead artists are more saleable. 111 00:07:41,879 --> 00:07:45,841 - Like hotcakes, they sell. - Shut up. 112 00:07:49,761 --> 00:07:53,891 - Hello, Mrs. Fromkis. - Bonjour, Mr. Casey. 113 00:07:58,270 --> 00:07:59,855 Taxi! 114 00:08:06,862 --> 00:08:10,323 It's not enough you owe me rent, you have to steal my profit? 115 00:08:10,324 --> 00:08:12,033 Don't worry about it, Mr. Fromkis. 116 00:08:12,034 --> 00:08:12,868 Just put it on the tab. 117 00:08:12,869 --> 00:08:15,369 Why didn't you put the cab on the tab? 118 00:08:15,370 --> 00:08:17,872 - Where to, sir? - Coco La Fontaine. 119 00:08:17,873 --> 00:08:20,374 Coco La Fontaine in the afternoon? 120 00:08:20,375 --> 00:08:21,418 I go there every afternoon. 121 00:08:21,419 --> 00:08:23,252 You go to a nightclub in the afternoon? 122 00:08:23,253 --> 00:08:26,924 It's the only way I can get a good table. Let's go. 123 00:08:49,488 --> 00:08:52,782 Now, hold it, hold it, hold, hold it, hold it. 124 00:08:52,783 --> 00:08:54,493 Darling, please try to understand 125 00:08:54,535 --> 00:08:57,662 that you are the daughter of King Neptune! 126 00:08:57,663 --> 00:08:59,872 You are a princess of the deep! 127 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:02,208 Here, here, let me show you, look, look, look. 128 00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:04,043 Now, you have to handle this grass 129 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:06,629 as if it were a satin nightgown. See? 130 00:09:06,630 --> 00:09:08,631 - Like this, huh? Huh? - Oui. 131 00:09:08,632 --> 00:09:10,675 - Oui. - Yeah,oui, yeah,oui. 132 00:09:10,676 --> 00:09:12,969 And not like a lotta limp lettuce, okay? 133 00:09:12,970 --> 00:09:16,681 - Oui. - Yeah,oui.Here, here. 134 00:09:16,682 --> 00:09:18,849 You're late, Somerset. 135 00:09:18,850 --> 00:09:20,351 I thought maybe you had decided to write 136 00:09:20,352 --> 00:09:23,938 your great novel about somebody else's establishment. 137 00:09:23,939 --> 00:09:24,523 Oh, never! 138 00:09:24,524 --> 00:09:27,359 Girls, come and say hello to George Bernard. 139 00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:32,405 Well, who's life story have you decided to hear today? 140 00:09:32,406 --> 00:09:35,324 I'm sorry, but I don't have time for research today. 141 00:09:35,325 --> 00:09:36,159 - Oh! - Oh! 142 00:09:36,160 --> 00:09:38,494 The poor chickens will be so disappointed. 143 00:09:38,495 --> 00:09:40,162 Here, take a look at that! 144 00:09:40,163 --> 00:09:43,541 Here, girls, presies these around. 145 00:09:43,542 --> 00:09:46,043 Now, whose little abstract doodles are these? 146 00:09:46,044 --> 00:09:48,170 A brilliant young artist by the name of Paul Sloane 147 00:09:48,171 --> 00:09:51,132 whose career and mine you hold in your lovely hands. 148 00:09:51,133 --> 00:09:53,259 And how did they get into my lovely hands? 149 00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:56,220 Madame Coco, if I don't sell some of these paintings today 150 00:09:56,221 --> 00:10:00,725 I'm afraid I can't go ahead with my book about you and your club. 151 00:10:00,726 --> 00:10:02,561 What's one got to do with the other? 152 00:10:02,603 --> 00:10:06,063 Paul Sloane has made it possible for me to live in Paris. 153 00:10:06,064 --> 00:10:07,732 You mean he keeps you? 154 00:10:07,733 --> 00:10:08,567 Sponsors me. 155 00:10:08,568 --> 00:10:10,359 Unless he sells some of these paintings, 156 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:11,777 he's going to leave Paris. 157 00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:13,195 And if he leaves Paris, my book, 158 00:10:13,196 --> 00:10:16,365 our book, "The House That Coco Built" 159 00:10:16,366 --> 00:10:17,466 may never get published. 160 00:10:18,994 --> 00:10:23,456 Uh, you mean, uh, he'd stay if I bought some paintings? 161 00:10:23,457 --> 00:10:27,461 Yes. The whole lot for a 1000 Francs. What do you say? 162 00:10:29,630 --> 00:10:30,631 Oh, well, um, alright. 163 00:10:30,632 --> 00:10:33,425 Ladies, you all got yourselves a piece of art. 164 00:10:38,597 --> 00:10:40,806 You know, um, on second thought, it... 165 00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:45,771 it might give a little... extra class to the place. 166 00:10:46,438 --> 00:10:49,982 My mother had a hand-painted picture once. 167 00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:52,110 It was of my father... 168 00:10:52,778 --> 00:10:55,030 in a tropical setting. 169 00:10:56,865 --> 00:11:00,410 He was leaning on a bunch of bananas. 170 00:11:02,079 --> 00:11:04,497 Fromkis? Ask Paul to come to the phone, please. 171 00:11:04,498 --> 00:11:09,001 I'm a delicatessen, not a phone company. He's not here. 172 00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:10,795 Yeah, well... A... alright, well, when he comes in, 173 00:11:10,796 --> 00:11:14,006 would you tell him to rush right over to Coco La Fontaine's 174 00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:15,925 at 42 Rue St. Leger? 175 00:11:15,926 --> 00:11:17,843 Yeah, it's a matter of life and death. 176 00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:18,762 Hold the wire! 177 00:11:18,763 --> 00:11:21,305 My chopped herring is more important than 178 00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:24,100 his whole life and death. 179 00:11:24,101 --> 00:11:25,226 What's the number? 180 00:11:25,227 --> 00:11:30,106 Coco La Fontaine's, 42 Rue St. Leger. 181 00:11:30,107 --> 00:11:34,235 "St. Leger." Alright. 182 00:11:34,236 --> 00:11:37,905 - Thanks, Mr. Fromkis. - You're welcome. 183 00:11:37,906 --> 00:11:39,006 Sarah. 184 00:11:39,616 --> 00:11:44,328 When Mr. Picasso comes in, give him this message. 185 00:11:44,329 --> 00:11:45,621 A business card you use? 186 00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:48,417 A piece of brown paper you couldn't find? You think... 187 00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:49,558 Sarah. 188 00:11:50,335 --> 00:11:56,133 My feet hurts and I have gas. Just give the message. 189 00:11:56,341 --> 00:11:58,968 Uh, that's about right, girls. 190 00:11:58,969 --> 00:12:00,344 Look, Casey, I've got my plane ticket, 191 00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:01,762 there's nothing you could do or say to stop... 192 00:12:01,763 --> 00:12:05,266 Voila! Paul Sloane's first professional showing! 193 00:12:05,267 --> 00:12:07,226 They look pretty good hanging there, don't they, kid? 194 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:09,562 I must say they sure have brightened up 195 00:12:09,563 --> 00:12:11,690 our little place, Leonardo. 196 00:12:11,732 --> 00:12:13,941 Casey, what kind of a place is this to hang art? 197 00:12:13,942 --> 00:12:15,943 What difference does it make what kind of a place 198 00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:16,903 your picture's hanging in? 199 00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:19,572 Well, I... it makes a difference to me, buddy. 200 00:12:19,573 --> 00:12:21,449 Oh, come on, Paul. Oh, don't. 201 00:12:21,450 --> 00:12:22,284 Oh, don't be ridiculous! 202 00:12:22,285 --> 00:12:24,952 The Louvre should get the kind of traffic this place gets! 203 00:12:24,953 --> 00:12:26,495 - Get out of my way, Case. - Give me the painting! 204 00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:28,664 - I'm not gonna let you go! - Give me those painting! 205 00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:29,790 - They're sold! - I don't... 206 00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:32,626 Y... you've got a 1000 franc credit here. 207 00:12:32,627 --> 00:12:33,836 - Credit? - Yeah. 208 00:12:33,837 --> 00:12:35,212 You can come here every night 209 00:12:35,213 --> 00:12:36,173 for two years, buster. 210 00:12:36,174 --> 00:12:38,215 Credit? You didn't say anything about credit! 211 00:12:38,216 --> 00:12:40,134 - Give me the paintings, Casey. - No, Paul. 212 00:12:40,135 --> 00:12:42,511 They're sold! Go on, give 'em here! 213 00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:44,473 Okay, you win! 214 00:12:46,308 --> 00:12:49,018 Paul! 215 00:12:49,019 --> 00:12:49,936 Buddy. 216 00:12:49,937 --> 00:12:54,483 I'll be back. Wait! Let's talk this over, Paul! 217 00:12:56,568 --> 00:13:01,906 ♪ Beautiful dreamer ♪ 218 00:13:01,907 --> 00:13:07,077 ♪ Wake unto me ♪ 219 00:13:07,078 --> 00:13:10,623 ♪ Starlight and ♪ 220 00:13:10,624 --> 00:13:17,379 ♪ Something are waiting ♪ 221 00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:22,051 ♪ For me ♪ 222 00:13:22,052 --> 00:13:23,637 ♪ Me ♪♪ 223 00:13:26,932 --> 00:13:28,140 I shouldn't be singin' with you. 224 00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:30,559 I shouldn't even be drinkin' with you. You're... 225 00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:31,561 You're a rat! You know that? 226 00:13:31,562 --> 00:13:33,437 I know I'm a rat, I'm a big, fat rat. 227 00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:35,940 And I appreciate you allowing me to drink with you. 228 00:13:35,941 --> 00:13:39,276 I only allow you because it's my last night in Paris. 229 00:13:39,277 --> 00:13:40,486 Gimme another bottle, you rat! 230 00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:43,155 One more drink and you drop dead. 231 00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,615 Good! Good-oh! 232 00:13:44,616 --> 00:13:46,992 Zorgus said that if I killed myself 233 00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:48,078 he'd buy all my paintings. 234 00:13:48,079 --> 00:13:50,246 - Did he say that? - Mm-hm. 235 00:13:50,247 --> 00:13:54,416 Hey! Hey, hey, hey. That's a good idea! 236 00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:54,960 To die. 237 00:13:54,961 --> 00:13:56,168 - Give me the bottle. - No. 238 00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:57,753 What you do is, you commit suicide 239 00:13:57,754 --> 00:14:01,049 and then leave a note blaming Zorgus. 240 00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:03,968 It's great idea. 241 00:14:03,969 --> 00:14:05,803 - Put him out of business. - Yeah. 242 00:14:05,804 --> 00:14:08,931 - Put me out of business, too. - Then don't commit suicide. 243 00:14:08,932 --> 00:14:10,432 - That's a better idea. - Give me the bottle. 244 00:14:10,433 --> 00:14:11,725 Wait... wait, what you do is you, 245 00:14:11,726 --> 00:14:15,981 you make believe you commit suicide. Huh? 246 00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:23,572 That's a great joke! 247 00:14:24,489 --> 00:14:25,781 - Oh, boy. Huh? - Casey? 248 00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:30,536 You're a writer. Write me a beautiful suicide note. 249 00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:32,329 For Paul Sloane? Oh, ho-ho. 250 00:14:32,330 --> 00:14:37,459 Now, now, Paul Sloane does not leave a suicide note. 251 00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:39,461 Paul Sloane will leave... 252 00:14:39,462 --> 00:14:43,841 "My Last Manifesto." Huh? 253 00:14:43,842 --> 00:14:44,551 "My Last..." 254 00:14:44,552 --> 00:14:49,847 You son-of-a-gun, you can write! 255 00:14:49,848 --> 00:14:51,557 Thank you. 256 00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:54,059 Ah, now... 257 00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:57,605 "Artists of the world 258 00:14:57,606 --> 00:15:02,151 in the age of the Zorgases." 259 00:15:02,152 --> 00:15:03,736 Great! Go man, go! 260 00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:05,529 "We are... 261 00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:09,575 no longer permitted... 262 00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:12,202 to live for art." 263 00:15:12,203 --> 00:15:13,246 Yeah, yeah. 264 00:15:13,247 --> 00:15:15,623 "I, therefore..." 265 00:15:15,624 --> 00:15:18,668 Undertake the... 266 00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:22,589 ultimate rebellion... 267 00:15:24,382 --> 00:15:27,719 "to die for art." 268 00:15:28,345 --> 00:15:29,887 Oh, Case. 269 00:15:29,888 --> 00:15:31,513 Oh, it's beautiful. 270 00:15:31,514 --> 00:15:35,351 That's the best suicide note I ever had. 271 00:15:35,352 --> 00:15:36,144 Here. 272 00:15:36,145 --> 00:15:39,146 - Sign it. - Okay. 273 00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:40,731 - Aw, Case, I can't. - Huh? 274 00:15:40,732 --> 00:15:43,901 You wrote it, you deserve the credit. 275 00:15:43,902 --> 00:15:46,403 Oh. 276 00:15:46,404 --> 00:15:47,571 No. 277 00:15:47,572 --> 00:15:51,201 You are the one who is committing suicide. 278 00:15:55,872 --> 00:15:58,540 I forgot. 279 00:15:58,541 --> 00:15:59,542 You dropped the pencil. 280 00:15:59,543 --> 00:16:02,337 Here... here, I'll... I'll get it. 281 00:16:03,838 --> 00:16:05,297 Uh, I will get it. 282 00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:06,924 Here, little pencil. 283 00:16:06,925 --> 00:16:10,886 Case, it's so darned good it makes me want to jump. 284 00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:12,806 Jump. 285 00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:18,143 Oh, pencil. Where are you? 286 00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:21,356 Jump. 287 00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:28,754 Oh, my God! 288 00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:44,211 What do you think that was, Fanny? 289 00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:47,966 Ah, somebody threw some garbage into our boat. 290 00:16:57,559 --> 00:16:59,352 Paul? 291 00:17:02,897 --> 00:17:04,482 Paul... 292 00:17:06,234 --> 00:17:08,403 Paul, you idiot! 293 00:17:10,155 --> 00:17:12,949 Paul, I can't swim! 294 00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:19,289 Drunk overboard! Help! Help! 295 00:17:27,756 --> 00:17:29,339 Here, over here. 296 00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:31,592 - Easy, easy. - No. 297 00:17:31,593 --> 00:17:33,635 I gotcha. 298 00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:35,387 You're alright. 299 00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:37,931 - Stop struggling. - Ah! 300 00:17:37,932 --> 00:17:39,183 Will ya... 301 00:17:39,184 --> 00:17:42,936 Hold on. Will ya... What's the matter? 302 00:17:42,937 --> 00:17:43,980 Oh! 303 00:17:43,981 --> 00:17:49,276 Sounds like whatever fell on, fell off. 304 00:17:49,277 --> 00:17:51,111 I go look. 305 00:17:51,112 --> 00:17:54,031 - Hold on. Ow-ow-ow! - Shoo! 306 00:17:54,032 --> 00:17:55,824 My finger, you... 307 00:17:55,825 --> 00:17:58,787 Calm... calm down. 308 00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:04,625 Let go! Hold on. 309 00:18:04,626 --> 00:18:05,710 No! 310 00:18:05,711 --> 00:18:08,879 What are you doing? Help! 311 00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:12,049 Cesari. Cesari! 312 00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:12,717 Stop! 313 00:18:12,718 --> 00:18:15,052 The garbage they threw is people. 314 00:18:15,053 --> 00:18:18,890 Those kids, they are getting worse every day. 315 00:18:35,907 --> 00:18:37,450 His? 316 00:18:39,661 --> 00:18:42,163 Oh, I'm sorry. 317 00:18:47,418 --> 00:18:49,169 Now, you keep her warm. 318 00:18:49,170 --> 00:18:53,298 I'll go and make her some nice hot soup. 319 00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:56,511 Poor little cabbage. 320 00:19:03,393 --> 00:19:06,270 What's your story, poor little cabbage? 321 00:19:06,271 --> 00:19:08,606 Nobody love ya? 322 00:19:16,406 --> 00:19:19,909 - Who are you? - Paul Sloane. 323 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:25,455 How do you feel? 324 00:19:25,456 --> 00:19:28,542 Like some punched me with a big fist. 325 00:19:28,543 --> 00:19:32,880 Oh, that was, uh, self-defense. 326 00:19:32,881 --> 00:19:34,214 I'm sorry. 327 00:19:34,215 --> 00:19:36,341 Why did you jump in? 328 00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:38,093 Because you jumped in. 329 00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:40,138 What will you do with me now? 330 00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:41,638 Do with you? 331 00:19:41,639 --> 00:19:43,348 Well, I'd... if you were any smaller 332 00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:44,350 I'd have to throw you back. 333 00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:47,853 But instead you want to take me to your house and... 334 00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:50,230 take care of me. Yes? 335 00:19:50,231 --> 00:19:54,110 Why? No, I... I wasn't planning to. 336 00:19:54,903 --> 00:19:57,780 - You're married? - No. 337 00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:01,158 Engaged? 338 00:20:01,159 --> 00:20:02,701 Well, yeah, very. 339 00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,578 That's always the way. 340 00:20:04,579 --> 00:20:08,498 Everybody's always taken. Oh! 341 00:20:08,499 --> 00:20:11,877 - Hey, don't do that. - Why can't I do that? 342 00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:15,131 Well, because you had... 343 00:20:15,298 --> 00:20:18,509 Do it if you want to, I don't care. 344 00:20:54,671 --> 00:20:57,006 Hey, you! Take this. 345 00:20:58,841 --> 00:21:01,886 Monsieur? Monsieur! 346 00:21:02,637 --> 00:21:06,015 Could I please have my clothes back? 347 00:21:11,229 --> 00:21:13,438 - Hmm? - Don't give them back. 348 00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:15,066 I... 349 00:21:23,366 --> 00:21:26,410 What, uh, are you planning on doing when you leave here? 350 00:21:26,411 --> 00:21:29,080 - Why do you care? - Well, I... 351 00:21:30,873 --> 00:21:32,541 For one thing, I'd like to think that I didn't 352 00:21:32,542 --> 00:21:33,750 get this cold for nothing. 353 00:21:33,751 --> 00:21:35,961 What do you expect from me, gratitude? 354 00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:38,256 Look, Nikki, I don't know what your story is. 355 00:21:38,298 --> 00:21:40,257 You think I am cuckoo-girl, don't you? 356 00:21:40,258 --> 00:21:44,344 Well, uh, yeah, I think anybody who did what you did is 357 00:21:44,345 --> 00:21:46,681 I'd say a cuckoo-girl. 358 00:21:46,848 --> 00:21:50,017 Well, maybe it was the only way. 359 00:21:50,018 --> 00:21:52,728 There's always some other way. 360 00:21:52,729 --> 00:21:55,898 Believe me, I... I tried. 361 00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:58,525 What'd you try? 362 00:21:58,526 --> 00:22:00,527 Everything, I... 363 00:22:00,528 --> 00:22:02,237 That's none of your business. 364 00:22:02,238 --> 00:22:04,031 You shouldn't have interfered! 365 00:22:04,032 --> 00:22:06,367 You are a rude man! 366 00:22:07,952 --> 00:22:09,995 Where are you going? Ow! Ow! 367 00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:12,289 Come back here! I'm not finished with you yet. 368 00:22:12,290 --> 00:22:15,043 Why you give back the clothes? 369 00:22:15,877 --> 00:22:18,128 I'm sorry. 370 00:22:18,129 --> 00:22:19,254 Nikki, wait a minute. 371 00:22:19,255 --> 00:22:21,965 Nikki, I wanna talk to you. 372 00:22:21,966 --> 00:22:23,467 Listen. 373 00:22:23,468 --> 00:22:26,304 Now, look, you. Besides, a moccasin and my health 374 00:22:26,346 --> 00:22:29,014 I've lost my airplane ticket to America. 375 00:22:29,015 --> 00:22:31,099 That ticket was worth more money than I made 376 00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:32,893 as an artist in my entire life. 377 00:22:32,894 --> 00:22:34,686 But I would hate to think it's worth more money 378 00:22:34,687 --> 00:22:37,189 than you think a human life is worth. 379 00:22:37,190 --> 00:22:38,398 Well, I didn't ask you to. 380 00:22:38,399 --> 00:22:40,525 I just happen to think that a miserable life 381 00:22:40,526 --> 00:22:43,112 is better than no life. 382 00:22:43,613 --> 00:22:45,113 You think life is so good? 383 00:22:45,114 --> 00:22:48,075 Compared to death, it... it's a party. 384 00:22:48,076 --> 00:22:50,827 - How do you know that? - Well... 385 00:22:50,828 --> 00:22:53,747 The same as I know that, well, dancing and laughing 386 00:22:53,748 --> 00:22:57,460 and loving is more fun than sleeping. 387 00:22:57,710 --> 00:23:02,006 So is eating. I'm gonna get some breakfast. 388 00:23:27,698 --> 00:23:30,451 What are they looking for? 389 00:23:31,452 --> 00:23:32,912 Him. 390 00:23:35,081 --> 00:23:37,333 What a tragedy. 391 00:24:04,777 --> 00:24:07,113 Monsieur Barnett? 392 00:24:09,740 --> 00:24:11,284 His? 393 00:24:12,869 --> 00:24:14,412 His. 394 00:24:17,665 --> 00:24:18,416 Courage. 395 00:24:18,416 --> 00:24:19,417 Paul, I want to tell you 396 00:24:19,417 --> 00:24:20,418 why I jumped into the river. 397 00:24:20,419 --> 00:24:21,543 Honey, you don't have to do that. 398 00:24:21,544 --> 00:24:23,295 Well, you see, I tried everything. 399 00:24:23,296 --> 00:24:24,629 I tried to bite and to kick 400 00:24:24,630 --> 00:24:25,881 and I tried to reason with him, but... 401 00:24:25,882 --> 00:24:27,424 Wait, ho... hold... wait. Who are you talking about? 402 00:24:27,425 --> 00:24:30,343 Well, my boss. He was driving me home from work 403 00:24:30,344 --> 00:24:33,138 and then he tried to... 404 00:24:33,139 --> 00:24:34,098 Well, you know what. 405 00:24:34,099 --> 00:24:37,017 And so I got out of his car and jumped right into the river. 406 00:24:37,018 --> 00:24:40,103 - Well, I mean, you mean, he... - Of course. 407 00:24:40,104 --> 00:24:42,981 - They all want to bother me. - Is that true? 408 00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:47,527 I don't want you to think of me as a cuckoo-girl. Please? 409 00:24:47,528 --> 00:24:48,778 Why didn't you tell me this before? 410 00:24:48,779 --> 00:24:53,283 Well, I guess I liked that you worried about me and that you... 411 00:24:53,284 --> 00:24:55,243 and that you didn't... 412 00:24:55,244 --> 00:24:58,413 Uh... uh, try to bother you, huh? 413 00:24:58,414 --> 00:25:00,248 You believe me? 414 00:25:00,249 --> 00:25:02,042 How about some breakfast? 415 00:25:02,043 --> 00:25:05,212 - Yes, please. - Fine. What'll you have? 416 00:25:05,213 --> 00:25:08,965 - You. - I'm not on the menu. 417 00:25:08,966 --> 00:25:12,053 Then I have a roll. 418 00:25:15,973 --> 00:25:20,435 Please, Mr. Casey, eat a little chicken soup. 419 00:25:20,436 --> 00:25:21,479 You'll feel better. 420 00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:23,563 No, thank you, Mrs. Fromkis. 421 00:25:23,564 --> 00:25:25,065 Chicken soup won't help. 422 00:25:25,066 --> 00:25:26,566 It wouldn't hurt. 423 00:25:26,567 --> 00:25:29,027 Oh, it's, it's all my fault. 424 00:25:29,028 --> 00:25:30,195 All my rotten fault. 425 00:25:30,196 --> 00:25:34,199 It's not your fault. Here, eat some soup. 426 00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:35,700 It is too. 427 00:25:35,701 --> 00:25:37,452 The suicide my was my idea. 428 00:25:37,453 --> 00:25:40,915 What? Give me back my chicken soup! 429 00:25:43,751 --> 00:25:46,128 This goes to Strasbourg. 430 00:25:57,765 --> 00:25:59,683 Why do I have to go back home? 431 00:25:59,684 --> 00:26:03,980 Well, you tried Paris and all it offered were its bridges. 432 00:26:05,606 --> 00:26:06,982 Excuse me. 433 00:26:06,983 --> 00:26:09,526 Bless you. I... I am sorry about your cold. 434 00:26:09,527 --> 00:26:14,156 Well, believe me, it's the nicest cold I ever caught. 435 00:26:15,324 --> 00:26:16,700 Bless you again. 436 00:26:16,701 --> 00:26:20,453 So, I... I won't see you again, huh? 437 00:26:20,454 --> 00:26:22,539 Well, um, Nikki, I... I doubt it. I've... 438 00:26:22,540 --> 00:26:26,209 As soon as I get enough money, I gotta get back to the States. 439 00:26:26,210 --> 00:26:28,211 And that girl? 440 00:26:28,212 --> 00:26:30,964 And that girl. 441 00:26:30,965 --> 00:26:31,966 Good luck, Nikki. 442 00:26:31,967 --> 00:26:35,218 Just remember, there's a lotta nice guys in the world. 443 00:26:35,219 --> 00:26:39,097 I know. And I hope I'll find one. 444 00:26:39,098 --> 00:26:40,808 You will. 445 00:26:41,934 --> 00:26:44,228 Well, so long, Nikki. 446 00:26:59,910 --> 00:27:03,538 Driver, I wonder if you'd keep an eye on that young girl. 447 00:27:03,539 --> 00:27:07,460 I would, whether you pay me or not. 448 00:27:08,419 --> 00:27:10,378 - What? - Oh, what? 449 00:27:10,379 --> 00:27:13,173 Oh, my God! 450 00:27:13,174 --> 00:27:16,176 Paul. Paul, what is it? 451 00:27:16,177 --> 00:27:17,761 When are you leaving for Paris? 452 00:27:17,762 --> 00:27:19,262 As soon as you get on the bus. 453 00:27:19,263 --> 00:27:22,766 Paul! I will come to Paris again. 454 00:27:22,767 --> 00:27:24,559 I will get a job there. 455 00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:28,606 Monsieur,are you coming to Paris or not? 456 00:27:28,648 --> 00:27:31,358 Uh... uh, just a second. 457 00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:34,903 Just a second, I gotta... Oh! Sorry. Here. 458 00:27:34,904 --> 00:27:39,283 If you need a job, these are the people you can trust. 459 00:27:40,451 --> 00:27:43,162 - Ah! - Excuse me. 460 00:27:45,915 --> 00:27:47,333 Paul! 461 00:27:48,376 --> 00:27:50,001 Paul! 462 00:27:50,002 --> 00:27:51,753 Wait! 463 00:27:51,754 --> 00:27:54,297 Paul! Wait! 464 00:27:54,298 --> 00:27:56,133 Paul! 465 00:28:02,932 --> 00:28:05,225 "Coco La Fontaine." 466 00:28:05,226 --> 00:28:08,061 Well, if Paul trusts you... 467 00:28:08,062 --> 00:28:08,979 I'll trust you. 468 00:28:08,980 --> 00:28:11,022 All I said to you was, could I have 469 00:28:11,023 --> 00:28:12,108 some of your friend's paintings? 470 00:28:12,109 --> 00:28:14,150 Zorgus, you're not going to salve your conscience 471 00:28:14,151 --> 00:28:18,863 by hanging a couple of Paul's paintings in your cruddy shop! 472 00:28:18,864 --> 00:28:20,323 Please. Please, Mr. Barnett. 473 00:28:20,324 --> 00:28:22,742 I am even willing to pay you for them. 474 00:28:22,743 --> 00:28:25,620 - Pay, why? - Yes, why? 475 00:28:25,621 --> 00:28:28,915 Because in a small way, a very small way 476 00:28:28,916 --> 00:28:31,626 I feel I am to blame for what happened. 477 00:28:31,627 --> 00:28:36,047 You're not thinking that because Paul is gone... 478 00:28:36,048 --> 00:28:38,049 you might be able to sell some? 479 00:28:38,050 --> 00:28:41,344 - I never thought of that. - I'm sure you haven't. 480 00:28:41,345 --> 00:28:43,888 - You vulture! - Oh... 481 00:28:43,889 --> 00:28:47,517 Mr. Barnett, I am prepared to offer you 482 00:28:47,518 --> 00:28:50,603 one hundred francs for each painting. 483 00:28:50,604 --> 00:28:53,524 Zorgus, you disgust me! 484 00:28:54,608 --> 00:28:56,443 Go on, take 'em. Get out of here! 485 00:28:56,444 --> 00:28:59,405 Thank you. Thank you very much. 486 00:29:18,048 --> 00:29:20,925 Paul, you son of a gun. 487 00:29:20,926 --> 00:29:24,430 You did send me some after all. 488 00:29:29,810 --> 00:29:31,771 Hold it, driver. 489 00:29:36,734 --> 00:29:39,861 He must be peddlin' stolen masterpieces. 490 00:29:39,862 --> 00:29:43,824 Allons. Allons. 491 00:29:51,957 --> 00:29:54,001 Oh! Oh, boy. 492 00:29:57,671 --> 00:29:59,256 What's that? 493 00:29:59,465 --> 00:30:01,591 - Looks like a leak. - A new roof. 494 00:30:01,592 --> 00:30:04,844 Put on right after the World War. 495 00:30:04,845 --> 00:30:07,515 Which war, one or two? 496 00:30:08,349 --> 00:30:11,435 He'll give me an ulcer. 497 00:30:20,569 --> 00:30:23,364 Did I leave the water running? 498 00:30:36,335 --> 00:30:38,878 Ca... Casey, come back in here. 499 00:30:38,879 --> 00:30:41,924 Casey? Casey! 500 00:30:45,302 --> 00:30:47,887 Paul. Paul? 501 00:30:47,888 --> 00:30:50,598 The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated. 502 00:30:50,599 --> 00:30:52,100 That's... Mark Twain said that. 503 00:30:52,101 --> 00:30:54,561 Mark Twain? You... you didn't speak with... 504 00:30:54,562 --> 00:30:56,354 Oh, close your mouth, sit down, 505 00:30:56,355 --> 00:30:58,399 I'll tell you all about it. 506 00:31:00,192 --> 00:31:02,820 Don't let anybody leave! I'll be right back. 507 00:31:02,862 --> 00:31:04,613 Yes, boss. 508 00:31:08,868 --> 00:31:12,078 Well, where is this, uh, Nikki now? 509 00:31:12,079 --> 00:31:14,581 She's in Strasbourg with her aunt. 510 00:31:14,582 --> 00:31:16,250 Safe from guys like you. 511 00:31:17,710 --> 00:31:20,211 That must be Fromkis. Uh, d... don't you leave. 512 00:31:20,212 --> 00:31:23,090 You're gonna give the old man a heart attack. 513 00:31:29,179 --> 00:31:32,056 Oh, Zorgus. What do you want? 514 00:31:32,057 --> 00:31:33,851 - More paintings. - What for? 515 00:31:33,893 --> 00:31:37,270 Uh, I might be able to sell them. 516 00:31:37,271 --> 00:31:40,648 Oh! I always thought you said he was a bum! 517 00:31:40,649 --> 00:31:46,112 A live bum, they don't sell. A dead bum is different. 518 00:31:46,113 --> 00:31:47,947 - You mercenary... - Ah-ah! 519 00:31:47,948 --> 00:31:49,616 For each original Paul Sloane, 520 00:31:49,617 --> 00:31:53,162 I will give you 500 francs. 521 00:31:53,746 --> 00:31:55,371 I'm sorry, Zorgus, no deal. 522 00:31:55,372 --> 00:31:58,333 - Are you nuts? - Who is that? 523 00:31:58,334 --> 00:32:01,377 Uh, that's another art dealer. 524 00:32:01,378 --> 00:32:05,883 You open your mouth once more and you will die. 525 00:32:06,717 --> 00:32:09,969 He says he'll go to, uh, 900 francs. 526 00:32:09,970 --> 00:32:13,348 - One thousand. - Twelve fifty. 527 00:32:13,349 --> 00:32:15,058 Fifteen hundred. 528 00:32:15,059 --> 00:32:17,477 Seventeen-fifty! 529 00:32:17,478 --> 00:32:19,103 Two thousand, that's my last word. 530 00:32:19,104 --> 00:32:22,523 Sold for two thousand francs a painting. 531 00:32:22,524 --> 00:32:25,486 - Sorry, sir. - It's alright. 532 00:32:26,070 --> 00:32:29,238 Here's one and, uh, there's some over there. 533 00:32:29,239 --> 00:32:33,118 Don't forget the one's up above the door there. 534 00:32:34,828 --> 00:32:37,038 Please, please, Monsieur, Madame. 535 00:32:37,039 --> 00:32:38,915 One at a time. One at a time. 536 00:32:38,916 --> 00:32:40,208 Sold! Prince, wrap them up. 537 00:32:40,209 --> 00:32:43,378 I'll take me a set of 'em Sloane's. And here's 10,000. 538 00:32:43,379 --> 00:32:46,631 Throw me in one of them naked angels and keep the change, boy. 539 00:32:46,632 --> 00:32:50,218 Prince, give me a naked angel for this gentleman. 540 00:32:50,219 --> 00:32:52,011 Thank you very much, sir. 541 00:32:52,012 --> 00:32:56,265 Uh, pardon me ladies and gentlemen, I'll be right back. 542 00:32:56,266 --> 00:32:58,476 Are you sure that's all he painted? 543 00:32:58,477 --> 00:33:00,269 Well, he shipped most of his stuff 544 00:33:00,270 --> 00:33:03,106 back to this fiance in the States. 545 00:33:03,107 --> 00:33:05,775 Could you, uh, possibly perhaps... 546 00:33:05,776 --> 00:33:06,819 Well, I don't know. 547 00:33:06,820 --> 00:33:09,862 This batch will be just a little bit more expensive. 548 00:33:09,863 --> 00:33:12,490 Well, you know the crating and the shipping and the handling... 549 00:33:12,491 --> 00:33:17,496 Get the paintings. We'll work it out. 550 00:33:23,460 --> 00:33:24,503 Stay dead. Stay dead. 551 00:33:24,504 --> 00:33:25,753 Boy, that's easy enough for you to say. 552 00:33:25,754 --> 00:33:29,340 Paul, those art lovers were clawing to buy your paintings 553 00:33:29,341 --> 00:33:31,884 like shoppers at a January white sale. 554 00:33:31,885 --> 00:33:33,511 Yeah, because they think I'm dead. 555 00:33:33,512 --> 00:33:35,263 Well, what's the difference why they buy? 556 00:33:35,264 --> 00:33:37,974 Your paintings are going to be viewed and enjoyed by people. 557 00:33:37,975 --> 00:33:38,976 Isn't that what you wanted? 558 00:33:38,977 --> 00:33:40,852 The only reason they are buying is because 559 00:33:40,853 --> 00:33:42,812 of "My Last Manifesto," which you wrote. 560 00:33:42,813 --> 00:33:46,107 And for which I will accept a 50-50 split. 561 00:33:46,108 --> 00:33:46,942 I figured you would. 562 00:33:46,943 --> 00:33:49,819 Oh, Paul, Paul, I'm gonna make you famous. 563 00:33:49,820 --> 00:33:52,238 You stay dead for two months and keep painting. 564 00:33:52,239 --> 00:33:54,157 And when we're finished, Pablo Picasso 565 00:33:54,158 --> 00:33:55,159 will be just another name. 566 00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:57,076 Man, we will put on the wildest 567 00:33:57,077 --> 00:33:58,286 one man show ever. 568 00:33:58,287 --> 00:34:01,330 We'll run it for a month and on the last day 569 00:34:01,331 --> 00:34:02,374 who walks in? 570 00:34:02,375 --> 00:34:03,541 Dick Tracy and arrests us all. 571 00:34:03,542 --> 00:34:07,670 Oh, Paul Sloane, a figure out of the grave. 572 00:34:07,671 --> 00:34:09,006 And what am I suppose to tell 'em? 573 00:34:09,048 --> 00:34:11,632 Amnesia. You hit your head on a passing barge. 574 00:34:11,633 --> 00:34:14,594 And you've been floating around France ever since. 575 00:34:14,595 --> 00:34:17,597 You are out of your nut! 576 00:34:17,598 --> 00:34:20,183 Paul, would you rather be a live failure 577 00:34:20,184 --> 00:34:23,312 or a dead millionaire, hmm? 578 00:34:26,732 --> 00:34:28,316 - What about Laurie? - Well, what about her? 579 00:34:28,317 --> 00:34:32,028 We'll write to her and explain the whole thing in a month. 580 00:34:32,029 --> 00:34:35,364 Y... you said she was understanding. 581 00:34:35,365 --> 00:34:36,158 Boy, I don't know. 582 00:34:36,159 --> 00:34:37,492 Oh, Paul, you would know if you saw 583 00:34:37,493 --> 00:34:41,037 those people clamoring to buy your paintings. 584 00:34:41,038 --> 00:34:42,622 Paul, why do you fight me? 585 00:34:42,623 --> 00:34:43,790 Because I don't wanna be dead. 586 00:34:43,791 --> 00:34:45,708 It'll be like a vacation. You'll love it. 587 00:34:45,709 --> 00:34:48,252 Oh, if I don't love it, may I come back to life? 588 00:34:48,253 --> 00:34:49,420 Only when I say so. 589 00:34:49,421 --> 00:34:53,424 Paul, now you have got to trust me. 590 00:34:53,425 --> 00:34:56,302 I... I'm an idiot? Right? 591 00:34:56,303 --> 00:34:59,056 - I'm an idiot. - You. 592 00:35:02,309 --> 00:35:05,228 There, how do you like that? 593 00:35:05,229 --> 00:35:08,773 Oh! I'm gonna look like a lit match. 594 00:35:08,774 --> 00:35:10,024 By the time I'm through with you 595 00:35:10,025 --> 00:35:12,860 only your hairdresser will know for sure. 596 00:35:12,861 --> 00:35:13,654 Yeah. 597 00:35:13,655 --> 00:35:16,948 "Police continue to drag river for body of young artist." 598 00:35:16,949 --> 00:35:20,618 Well, let 'em keep draggin'. The more publicity, the better. 599 00:35:20,619 --> 00:35:23,162 Aw, Case, is this really necessary? 600 00:35:23,163 --> 00:35:24,831 You just remember our arrangement. 601 00:35:24,832 --> 00:35:25,749 You paint, I think. 602 00:35:25,750 --> 00:35:27,166 Well, if I'm gonna move to a hideout 603 00:35:27,167 --> 00:35:28,918 why do I have to have a disguise? 604 00:35:28,919 --> 00:35:32,505 Paul, your face is as well-known as Napoleon's. 605 00:35:32,506 --> 00:35:33,298 About the hideout, 606 00:35:33,299 --> 00:35:35,007 livin' in Coco's is a rotten idea. 607 00:35:35,008 --> 00:35:36,676 Why, how can I paint in a place like that? 608 00:35:36,677 --> 00:35:40,304 A place like that was good enough for Toulouse-Lautrec. 609 00:35:40,305 --> 00:35:42,682 Hiding at Coco's is a great idea. 610 00:35:42,683 --> 00:35:43,808 Yeah, yeah, maybe. 611 00:35:43,809 --> 00:35:46,185 Now, all I have to do is convince Coco. 612 00:35:46,186 --> 00:35:48,229 Of course, I expect to pay for his keep. 613 00:35:48,230 --> 00:35:51,065 Say, uh, 25 francs a day? 614 00:35:51,066 --> 00:35:54,027 Twenty-five francs a day? 615 00:35:56,113 --> 00:35:59,240 Well, I always have been a sucker for arty things. 616 00:35:59,241 --> 00:36:02,076 Ladies, we've got ourselves a new boy. 617 00:36:02,077 --> 00:36:04,328 I'll go outside and get him. 618 00:36:04,329 --> 00:36:07,082 - You mean he's here? - Bag and baggage. 619 00:36:13,505 --> 00:36:14,964 Is that him? 620 00:36:14,965 --> 00:36:17,425 Yeah, yeah, that's him. 621 00:36:17,426 --> 00:36:20,053 Fifty francs a day. 622 00:36:24,558 --> 00:36:26,393 Come on in. 623 00:36:27,895 --> 00:36:28,896 Well, come on in. 624 00:36:28,897 --> 00:36:32,273 Ah, Toulouse, this is, uh, Madame Coco La Fontaine. 625 00:36:32,274 --> 00:36:36,277 And, uh, the ladies are the Madame's, uh... 626 00:36:36,278 --> 00:36:37,070 ethnic dancers. 627 00:36:37,071 --> 00:36:39,989 - What's he going to do here? - Paint. 628 00:36:39,990 --> 00:36:41,949 Toulouse. 629 00:36:41,950 --> 00:36:43,326 - Toulouse. - Who? 630 00:36:43,327 --> 00:36:47,247 Toulouse! I have to leave you now. 631 00:36:47,956 --> 00:36:48,790 Where are you going? 632 00:36:48,791 --> 00:36:50,541 I have to take care of a... a detail. 633 00:36:50,542 --> 00:36:52,877 Uh, now the madame will show you to your room. 634 00:36:52,878 --> 00:36:54,754 You behave yourself. 635 00:36:54,755 --> 00:36:56,340 Oh, we'll see to that! 636 00:36:59,718 --> 00:37:00,677 Follow me, Mr. Lautrec. 637 00:37:00,678 --> 00:37:03,972 I have a room with a view on the third floor. 638 00:37:07,851 --> 00:37:09,311 In here. 639 00:37:20,572 --> 00:37:24,367 I'll have the girl bring you your sheets. 640 00:37:24,368 --> 00:37:25,826 Oh, brother. 641 00:37:25,827 --> 00:37:28,330 Uh... 642 00:37:31,416 --> 00:37:32,875 Hmph. 643 00:37:32,876 --> 00:37:36,588 Mm-hm! Beautiful. 644 00:37:38,465 --> 00:37:40,842 Just beautiful. 645 00:37:48,392 --> 00:37:51,310 Oh, fine. Just what I need. 646 00:37:51,311 --> 00:37:53,272 Nice and damp. 647 00:37:54,314 --> 00:37:58,359 I don't think I'm gonna enjoy being dead. 648 00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:00,195 'Course I'd really die. 649 00:38:04,658 --> 00:38:07,953 Which is just entirely possible. 650 00:38:10,956 --> 00:38:12,748 Come in. 651 00:38:12,749 --> 00:38:14,751 Bonjour. 652 00:38:16,044 --> 00:38:17,670 I'll only be a moment, monsieur. 653 00:38:17,671 --> 00:38:20,798 I have got all the time in the world. 654 00:38:20,799 --> 00:38:22,800 Bless you. 655 00:38:22,801 --> 00:38:25,137 Hm! Thank you. 656 00:38:29,391 --> 00:38:34,229 I... I am sorry,monsieur. I didn't mean to, uh... 657 00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:36,565 You! 658 00:38:36,566 --> 00:38:38,566 Oh, no,monsieur, not... not me. 659 00:38:38,567 --> 00:38:40,401 - It's you! - No,monsieur. 660 00:38:40,402 --> 00:38:41,777 - No. Oh, no, no! - What are you... 661 00:38:41,778 --> 00:38:45,364 - What are you doing here? - Not me! Madame Coco! 662 00:38:45,365 --> 00:38:46,033 Ow! 663 00:38:46,034 --> 00:38:48,617 - Madame Coco! - Hey, come back here. Ooh! 664 00:38:48,618 --> 00:38:50,494 - Madame Coco! - Come back here. 665 00:38:50,495 --> 00:38:53,497 - Madame Coco, help! - Nikki, wait a minute. 666 00:38:53,498 --> 00:38:55,458 - Help! - Nikki! Nikki! 667 00:38:55,459 --> 00:38:57,543 Nikki, it's... Let me in there, it's me. 668 00:38:57,544 --> 00:38:59,296 I'm comin', honey! Hold the fort! 669 00:38:59,338 --> 00:39:02,923 Nikki, let me in there. It's me. What are ya... 670 00:39:02,924 --> 00:39:03,800 That girl. That girl. 671 00:39:03,801 --> 00:39:05,301 Now you stay away from that girl, Toulouse. 672 00:39:05,302 --> 00:39:06,719 - What's she doin' here? - You heard what I said. 673 00:39:06,720 --> 00:39:09,847 You just stay away from her! Did you hear what I said? 674 00:39:09,848 --> 00:39:13,477 Hey! Oh! 675 00:39:18,315 --> 00:39:21,275 - It's Paul Sloane. - Paul Sloane? 676 00:39:21,276 --> 00:39:22,235 But they said he was dead. 677 00:39:22,236 --> 00:39:24,195 Oui!It was in the newspaper. 678 00:39:24,196 --> 00:39:25,906 They lied, honey. 679 00:39:27,199 --> 00:39:29,326 Not a word about this to anybody. 680 00:39:29,368 --> 00:39:30,410 I just raised his rent. 681 00:39:30,410 --> 00:39:31,411 Nikki, what are you doing here? 682 00:39:31,412 --> 00:39:32,620 A little cooking, a little sowing 683 00:39:32,621 --> 00:39:35,081 a little housekeeping and that's all, buster. 684 00:39:35,082 --> 00:39:36,832 Oh, Nikki, ya fool! 685 00:39:36,833 --> 00:39:39,585 I said that's all, buster. 686 00:39:39,586 --> 00:39:43,340 Mr. Casey, telegram for Paul. 687 00:39:44,883 --> 00:39:47,511 Somebody doesn't know. 688 00:39:48,345 --> 00:39:50,846 Oh, no. 689 00:39:50,847 --> 00:39:53,974 - Oh! - Bad news? 690 00:39:53,975 --> 00:39:55,852 Uh, very. 691 00:40:02,943 --> 00:40:05,111 Mademoiselle Laurie Gibson. 692 00:40:05,112 --> 00:40:07,488 Miss Laurie Gibson, will you please 693 00:40:07,489 --> 00:40:10,784 report to the information desk? 694 00:40:15,622 --> 00:40:17,164 I'm Laurie Gibson. 695 00:40:17,165 --> 00:40:20,126 - Oh, boy! - I beg your pardon. 696 00:40:20,127 --> 00:40:22,128 Well, you're Laurie Gibson. 697 00:40:22,129 --> 00:40:24,130 Yes, I know that. Who are you? 698 00:40:24,131 --> 00:40:27,174 Oh, I... I'm Casey Barnett. 699 00:40:27,175 --> 00:40:29,802 Oh! Paul's roommate. 700 00:40:29,803 --> 00:40:32,054 - Whose? - Paul Sloane's. 701 00:40:32,055 --> 00:40:35,057 - Uh. Oh, yes, Paul Sloane. - Why isn't he here to meet me? 702 00:40:35,058 --> 00:40:38,310 Oh, well, Miss Gibson, I... 703 00:40:38,311 --> 00:40:38,979 What is it? 704 00:40:38,980 --> 00:40:40,771 Has anything... has anything happened to him? 705 00:40:40,772 --> 00:40:43,274 Oh, I wonder if we could go some place where it's more quiet. 706 00:40:43,275 --> 00:40:45,734 I have something very painful to tell you. 707 00:40:45,735 --> 00:40:48,154 Paul. Something's happened to him. Tell me. 708 00:40:48,155 --> 00:40:51,699 Miss Gibson, I don't know exactly how to put this. 709 00:40:51,700 --> 00:40:55,411 But, well, Paul and I went out and we got drunk and... 710 00:40:55,412 --> 00:40:57,496 T-W-A, Flight 8-0-3 711 00:40:57,497 --> 00:41:01,542 to New York will be delayed 15 minutes. 712 00:41:01,543 --> 00:41:02,835 Oh, no! Oh! 713 00:41:02,836 --> 00:41:06,882 Boy! What if it was delayed an hour? 714 00:41:10,177 --> 00:41:13,012 Oh! Paul. 715 00:41:13,013 --> 00:41:14,638 Paul. Paul. 716 00:41:14,639 --> 00:41:17,266 Oh, Nikki, Nikki. 717 00:41:17,267 --> 00:41:21,145 I meant for you to work in a nice Jewish delicatessen. 718 00:41:21,146 --> 00:41:24,982 Oh! Not a sleazy night club. 719 00:41:24,983 --> 00:41:26,567 Why did you take a job here? 720 00:41:26,568 --> 00:41:29,778 Well, this was the place on the card you gave me, 721 00:41:29,779 --> 00:41:31,030 and madame is very nice. 722 00:41:31,031 --> 00:41:32,531 And I couldn't find you anywhere and... 723 00:41:32,532 --> 00:41:37,912 So, I thought you might visit here sometimes and I waited. 724 00:41:37,913 --> 00:41:40,247 Nikki, I want you to leave here. 725 00:41:40,248 --> 00:41:44,126 Oh, no, you help me and now I can help you. 726 00:41:44,127 --> 00:41:45,461 First, we get you all well and then 727 00:41:45,462 --> 00:41:48,422 we tell the police that you're not dead. 728 00:41:48,423 --> 00:41:49,007 No. Oh! 729 00:41:49,008 --> 00:41:53,260 No, uh, I told you, I have to stay dead for a while. 730 00:41:53,261 --> 00:41:55,429 You live here dead? 731 00:41:55,430 --> 00:41:57,348 I have to paint while I'm here. 732 00:41:57,349 --> 00:41:59,642 And people will buy these paintings? 733 00:41:59,643 --> 00:42:01,310 For a lot of money. 734 00:42:01,311 --> 00:42:05,982 Do they buy because you're good or because you're dead? 735 00:42:06,358 --> 00:42:08,776 Look, uh, what difference does that make? 736 00:42:08,777 --> 00:42:11,403 - Will you do me a favor? - Anything, Paul. 737 00:42:11,404 --> 00:42:12,905 Will you take that life of yours I thought 738 00:42:12,906 --> 00:42:16,325 I saved and spend it on somebody else, please? 739 00:42:16,326 --> 00:42:18,703 I have got work to do. 740 00:42:27,629 --> 00:42:29,214 Come in. 741 00:42:30,423 --> 00:42:33,510 I don't want you to think I came for the rent you owe. 742 00:42:33,552 --> 00:42:36,512 - Oh, what did you come for? - For the rent you owe. 743 00:42:36,513 --> 00:42:39,598 But I didn't want you to think it. 744 00:42:39,599 --> 00:42:40,475 I am not running out. 745 00:42:40,476 --> 00:42:44,353 Here, if there's any change, just mail it to the George Cinq. 746 00:42:44,354 --> 00:42:46,438 The George Cinq? 747 00:42:46,439 --> 00:42:48,691 Psshh! 748 00:42:48,692 --> 00:42:49,858 You hear that, Paul? 749 00:42:49,859 --> 00:42:54,072 He's gonna live pretty fancy from your talent. 750 00:42:54,823 --> 00:42:55,990 Goodbye, Mr. Fromkis. 751 00:42:55,991 --> 00:42:59,034 Not so fast goodbye, Mr. Diner's Club. 752 00:42:59,035 --> 00:43:03,080 The lease it says, you'll leave the room like you got it. 753 00:43:03,081 --> 00:43:05,332 You didn't get it with all this mess. 754 00:43:05,333 --> 00:43:09,712 With the drape on the bed or with the plastic lady. 755 00:43:09,713 --> 00:43:12,965 When you clean the room nice, you'll get the bag. 756 00:43:12,966 --> 00:43:15,509 Oh, come on, Fromkis, I'm a busy man. 757 00:43:15,510 --> 00:43:19,723 My wife and I are a busy man, too. 758 00:43:31,026 --> 00:43:34,486 Well, what am I gonna do with you, Curly? 759 00:43:34,487 --> 00:43:36,698 Goodbye, old bedmate. 760 00:43:55,008 --> 00:43:58,178 - Who's there? - No one. 761 00:43:59,012 --> 00:44:02,514 Monsieur,I saw nothing. Nothing. 762 00:44:02,515 --> 00:44:06,101 I am discreet. Very discreet. 763 00:44:06,102 --> 00:44:09,480 My... my wife tells me I am a mouse, 764 00:44:09,481 --> 00:44:11,148 a little bitty mouse. 765 00:44:11,149 --> 00:44:13,484 What are you talking about? 766 00:44:13,485 --> 00:44:15,402 I quit my job. 767 00:44:15,403 --> 00:44:18,030 I leave Paris! I saw nothing. 768 00:44:18,031 --> 00:44:22,951 Nothing, please! I saw nothing, please,monsieur. 769 00:44:22,952 --> 00:44:24,453 Nothing! 770 00:44:24,454 --> 00:44:26,081 Shee! 771 00:44:26,998 --> 00:44:29,417 Aw, burn, will ya? 772 00:44:31,252 --> 00:44:34,798 Case, you're no good. 773 00:44:35,131 --> 00:44:38,175 How can you make a play for your best friend's girl 774 00:44:38,176 --> 00:44:39,718 just because she's the most delicious 775 00:44:39,719 --> 00:44:41,095 female-type person you've ever met? 776 00:44:41,096 --> 00:44:45,015 That's no reason to knife your buddy in the back. 777 00:44:45,016 --> 00:44:47,852 How can you do such a thing? 778 00:44:49,104 --> 00:44:51,106 You know, it isn't hard. 779 00:44:52,232 --> 00:44:53,816 What are your plans? 780 00:44:53,817 --> 00:44:56,652 I have to go home as soon as possible. 781 00:44:56,653 --> 00:45:00,572 Uh, is that, um... a good idea? 782 00:45:00,573 --> 00:45:03,200 There's no reason for me to stay here. 783 00:45:03,201 --> 00:45:06,912 - Isn't there? - Oh, what possible reason? 784 00:45:06,913 --> 00:45:09,206 Well, I... I don't know how to say this. 785 00:45:09,207 --> 00:45:13,460 It may just prolong your pain, but... 786 00:45:13,461 --> 00:45:14,586 What is it, Casey? 787 00:45:14,587 --> 00:45:19,341 Well, you know they, they haven't found... 788 00:45:19,342 --> 00:45:20,759 his body yet. 789 00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:23,346 His body? 790 00:45:24,472 --> 00:45:28,434 - Yeah. Yeah, the body. - Oh! 791 00:45:28,435 --> 00:45:33,355 Oh, Laurie, I... I know it's cruel to raise your hopes. 792 00:45:33,356 --> 00:45:34,690 Raise my hopes? 793 00:45:34,691 --> 00:45:36,442 Well, it's just possible that when he jumped 794 00:45:36,443 --> 00:45:40,446 he might have, uh, hit his head on a passing barge 795 00:45:40,447 --> 00:45:42,656 and he may be just wandering around 796 00:45:42,657 --> 00:45:45,326 a victim of amnesia. 797 00:45:46,661 --> 00:45:50,205 Casey, you're not just saying this. 798 00:45:50,206 --> 00:45:54,668 Laurie, Laurie, I'm... I'm not a religious man. 799 00:45:54,669 --> 00:45:58,922 But something in here keeps saying. 800 00:45:58,923 --> 00:46:02,342 "Paul is alive. Paul is alive." 801 00:46:02,343 --> 00:46:05,846 Oh, if only I thought it were possible. 802 00:46:05,847 --> 00:46:10,601 As long as this little spark of faith smolders, 803 00:46:10,602 --> 00:46:12,144 I must fan it. 804 00:46:12,145 --> 00:46:14,730 Will you help me... fan it? 805 00:46:14,731 --> 00:46:17,941 Oh, yes. Yes. 806 00:46:17,942 --> 00:46:22,155 Oh! Oh! Oh! 807 00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:40,924 Oh, doggone... 808 00:46:47,430 --> 00:46:50,475 Oh! 809 00:47:06,699 --> 00:47:10,369 Say, I am gonna catch pneumonia. 810 00:47:10,370 --> 00:47:12,539 Man, oh, man. 811 00:47:14,165 --> 00:47:18,669 I wonder what my partner's doin' tonight. 812 00:47:18,670 --> 00:47:21,088 You can't do enough for some people. 813 00:47:21,089 --> 00:47:24,466 I don't know what's the matter with me. 814 00:47:24,467 --> 00:47:27,427 He's probably walkin' around the boulevard 815 00:47:27,428 --> 00:47:29,137 spendin' the money. 816 00:47:29,138 --> 00:47:34,185 And me catchin' pneumonia and starvin' to death. 817 00:47:39,691 --> 00:47:40,775 Oh, boy! 818 00:47:40,776 --> 00:47:43,151 He's out makin' money and I'm walking around here 819 00:47:43,152 --> 00:47:45,822 like... like Woody the Woodpecker. 820 00:47:51,744 --> 00:47:53,955 Like, that's too much... 821 00:48:15,435 --> 00:48:17,603 Now, Coco La Fontaine! 822 00:48:17,604 --> 00:48:19,146 Paul, what are you doing out of bed? 823 00:48:19,147 --> 00:48:20,606 I'm just lookin' for a cup of hot tea. 824 00:48:20,607 --> 00:48:23,066 - You can't go down there. - Why not? 825 00:48:23,067 --> 00:48:25,861 Because you'll ruin Madame Coco's big number. 826 00:48:25,862 --> 00:48:26,613 Huh? 827 00:48:26,614 --> 00:48:31,992 ♪ Alors messieurs ♪ 828 00:48:31,993 --> 00:48:34,578 ♪ How do you like my la Maison ♪ 829 00:48:34,579 --> 00:48:38,415 ♪ Coco La Fontaine Maison ♪ 830 00:48:38,416 --> 00:48:43,253 ♪ Votre Maison ♪ 831 00:48:43,254 --> 00:48:45,714 ♪ La-la mai oui bien sur ♪ 832 00:48:45,715 --> 00:48:49,593 ♪ Anything you say messieurs ♪ 833 00:48:49,594 --> 00:48:51,261 ♪ If you want their lips ♪ 834 00:48:51,262 --> 00:48:53,221 ♪ Qu'est-ce que c'est les lips ♪ 835 00:48:53,222 --> 00:48:54,765 ♪ If you want their arms ♪ 836 00:48:54,766 --> 00:48:56,642 ♪ Qu'est-ce que c'est les arms ♪ 837 00:48:56,643 --> 00:48:58,226 ♪ If you want their hearts ♪ 838 00:48:58,227 --> 00:49:00,187 ♪ Qu'est-ce que c'est les hearts ♪ 839 00:49:00,188 --> 00:49:03,982 ♪ You know qu'est-ce que charms ♪ 840 00:49:03,983 --> 00:49:05,901 ♪ Ooh la-la-la ♪ 841 00:49:05,902 --> 00:49:08,403 ♪ Messieurs s'il vous plait ♪ 842 00:49:08,404 --> 00:49:10,447 ♪ Pas si vite pas si vite ♪ 843 00:49:10,448 --> 00:49:14,868 ♪ Oh you have but to say the word ♪ 844 00:49:14,869 --> 00:49:16,912 ♪ Here is our Chou Chou ♪ 845 00:49:16,913 --> 00:49:18,538 ♪ Petit Chou charmant ♪ 846 00:49:18,539 --> 00:49:20,624 ♪ And our own couchette ♪ 847 00:49:20,625 --> 00:49:22,292 ♪ Par Mai vous attend ♪ 848 00:49:22,293 --> 00:49:24,628 ♪ Margot Yvette ♪ 849 00:49:24,629 --> 00:49:26,046 ♪ Yeah ♪ 850 00:49:26,047 --> 00:49:29,132 ♪ Messieurs s'il vous plait ♪ 851 00:49:29,133 --> 00:49:31,426 ♪ Pas si vite pas si vite ♪ 852 00:49:31,427 --> 00:49:34,930 ♪ Oh you have but to say ♪ 853 00:49:34,931 --> 00:49:37,057 ♪ Ce que vous voulez ♪ 854 00:49:37,058 --> 00:49:39,142 ♪ Anything you want ♪ 855 00:49:39,143 --> 00:49:42,062 ♪ C'est si bon le love ♪ 856 00:49:42,063 --> 00:49:45,148 ♪ Pourquoi pas le love ♪ 857 00:49:45,149 --> 00:49:47,609 ♪ Oh-h-h-h ♪ 858 00:49:47,610 --> 00:49:52,030 ♪ You have but to say the word ♪ 859 00:49:52,031 --> 00:49:53,950 ♪ Pas si vite♪♪ 860 00:50:10,883 --> 00:50:13,970 Well, what did you think of our Chou Chou, Mr. De Winter? 861 00:50:14,012 --> 00:50:17,305 - Isn't she somethin'? - Uh, yes. But what? 862 00:50:17,306 --> 00:50:20,350 And now, Madame du Pompadour. 863 00:50:20,351 --> 00:50:22,061 Premature senility. 864 00:50:31,320 --> 00:50:32,989 This is not doin' my fever any good. 865 00:50:33,031 --> 00:50:36,075 I'm gonna get a cup of hot tea. 866 00:50:37,869 --> 00:50:41,163 Pepe, we're previewing a spectacular 867 00:50:41,164 --> 00:50:42,123 new show on Thursday. 868 00:50:42,124 --> 00:50:46,376 Too bad. I'm getting a manicure on Thursday. 869 00:50:46,377 --> 00:50:50,757 Well, if your nails are dry by Friday, drop in. 870 00:50:51,382 --> 00:50:53,133 Monsieur Pepe. 871 00:50:53,134 --> 00:50:55,344 S'il vous plait? 872 00:50:59,474 --> 00:51:01,892 Merci, mon petit Cherie. 873 00:51:01,893 --> 00:51:04,395 Mon plaisir, monsieur. 874 00:51:19,786 --> 00:51:22,913 Will you perhaps be dancing Thursday? 875 00:51:22,914 --> 00:51:26,333 Oh, no,monsieur, I do not dance. I sew. 876 00:51:26,334 --> 00:51:30,295 Oh-ho, with a... with a figure like yours? 877 00:51:30,296 --> 00:51:31,838 But I'm a very good seamstress. 878 00:51:31,839 --> 00:51:34,591 I make Madame Pompadour's underwear. 879 00:51:34,592 --> 00:51:38,262 Oh. Did you now? 880 00:51:40,223 --> 00:51:41,515 I made this, too. 881 00:51:41,516 --> 00:51:44,184 Lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely. 882 00:51:44,185 --> 00:51:45,310 And... and look at the stitches. 883 00:51:45,311 --> 00:51:48,563 All handmade and... and very delicate, no? 884 00:51:48,564 --> 00:51:52,234 Oh, yes, very, very delicate. Delicate. 885 00:51:52,235 --> 00:51:54,236 Excuse me. 886 00:51:54,237 --> 00:51:56,863 Uh, I... I wonder, mademoiselle... 887 00:51:56,864 --> 00:51:58,323 - Nikki. - Oh, Nikki. 888 00:51:58,324 --> 00:52:03,954 I am Pepe. I live with my mother in a chateau in Switzerland. 889 00:52:03,955 --> 00:52:05,205 She's very old. 890 00:52:05,206 --> 00:52:07,207 I wonder if this weekend, you would not accompany me 891 00:52:07,208 --> 00:52:11,628 to our chateau and perhaps, put up a few hems for her? 892 00:52:11,629 --> 00:52:13,088 Oh, boy. That's a new one. 893 00:52:13,089 --> 00:52:14,714 Do you think I should go? 894 00:52:14,715 --> 00:52:17,135 You... No! 895 00:52:17,301 --> 00:52:20,763 I'm forbidden. He's my lover. 896 00:52:22,473 --> 00:52:24,015 Your lover? 897 00:52:24,016 --> 00:52:28,228 May I congratulate you on your infinite compassion? 898 00:52:28,229 --> 00:52:28,855 Thank you. 899 00:52:28,856 --> 00:52:32,567 Uh, another time, perhaps? 900 00:52:34,819 --> 00:52:36,737 Perhaps. 901 00:52:42,743 --> 00:52:44,494 Nikki. 902 00:52:44,495 --> 00:52:45,620 Oui, madame. 903 00:52:45,621 --> 00:52:48,456 You stay away from Monsieur deWinter. 904 00:52:48,457 --> 00:52:49,125 But why? 905 00:52:49,126 --> 00:52:50,750 Well, because you're a sweet young thing 906 00:52:50,751 --> 00:52:51,711 and he's a dirty old man. 907 00:52:51,712 --> 00:52:53,920 I'm saving you for a church wedding. 908 00:52:53,921 --> 00:52:55,630 Do you understand? 909 00:52:55,631 --> 00:52:59,510 Oui, madame.I understand. 910 00:53:00,219 --> 00:53:02,554 Paul, you must love me, yes? 911 00:53:02,555 --> 00:53:04,931 Hey, how'd you arrive at that? 912 00:53:04,932 --> 00:53:07,142 Oh, because you paint all the other girls. 913 00:53:07,143 --> 00:53:08,144 But you never painted me. 914 00:53:08,145 --> 00:53:11,313 - Why? - You just don't inspire me. 915 00:53:11,314 --> 00:53:16,318 Unh-uh. Because you're afraid you will look at me too long. 916 00:53:16,319 --> 00:53:18,236 And you're afraid you will say... 917 00:53:18,237 --> 00:53:21,448 you will say, "Nikki, I love you." 918 00:53:21,449 --> 00:53:23,909 Nikki, will you please leave me alone? I'm busy. 919 00:53:23,910 --> 00:53:26,161 So, you are afraid. You are afraid. 920 00:53:26,162 --> 00:53:28,121 I... I'm not afraid. 921 00:53:28,122 --> 00:53:32,459 Look, Nikki, I'm in love with a rich, sexy, beautiful 922 00:53:32,460 --> 00:53:34,836 American girl, who I'm gonna marry 923 00:53:34,837 --> 00:53:38,381 as soon as I recover from my amnesia. 924 00:53:38,382 --> 00:53:39,300 Even though you love me? 925 00:53:39,301 --> 00:53:43,346 Nikki, please, will you leave me alone? 926 00:53:51,562 --> 00:53:54,690 I dare you, paint me. 927 00:53:56,150 --> 00:53:57,901 Alright, I'll paint ya. 928 00:53:57,902 --> 00:53:59,195 Shall I undress? 929 00:53:59,237 --> 00:54:00,946 No! No. 930 00:54:00,947 --> 00:54:03,114 Paul, 931 00:54:03,115 --> 00:54:04,116 so you do love me. 932 00:54:04,117 --> 00:54:06,826 And you do respect me too, don't you? 933 00:54:06,827 --> 00:54:10,790 Nikki, I... Oh, Nikki. 934 00:54:13,376 --> 00:54:14,668 - Ready? - Casey, I don't know... 935 00:54:14,669 --> 00:54:16,461 If I can go through with this. 936 00:54:16,462 --> 00:54:17,505 We owe it to Paul. 937 00:54:17,506 --> 00:54:20,590 Do you really think there's a chance we'll find him? 938 00:54:20,591 --> 00:54:21,550 Well, frankly, I don't know. 939 00:54:21,551 --> 00:54:24,469 But... if he is searching for his identity 940 00:54:24,470 --> 00:54:27,514 well, he may return to some of his old haunts. 941 00:54:27,515 --> 00:54:31,017 If he does, I wanna be there. 942 00:54:31,018 --> 00:54:32,979 So do I. 943 00:54:37,650 --> 00:54:41,279 Was that his... his table? 944 00:54:41,487 --> 00:54:43,781 Yes, it was. 945 00:54:45,283 --> 00:54:47,826 I can't believe he's gone. 946 00:54:47,827 --> 00:54:52,080 Our apartment will seem like a morgue 947 00:54:52,081 --> 00:54:56,168 without that crazy American. 948 00:54:59,380 --> 00:55:03,091 Uh, where else did he, uh, spend his time? 949 00:55:03,092 --> 00:55:05,051 Are you sure this isn't too painful for you? 950 00:55:05,052 --> 00:55:08,681 Oh, no. No. 951 00:55:29,076 --> 00:55:30,952 Uh, did he come here often? 952 00:55:30,953 --> 00:55:33,121 Oh, he practically lived here. 953 00:55:33,122 --> 00:55:35,165 Oh, I hear the baby. 954 00:55:35,166 --> 00:55:36,958 Excusez-moi, messieurs. 955 00:55:36,959 --> 00:55:39,961 Mama is coming, little Paulo. 956 00:55:39,962 --> 00:55:41,254 Did she call the baby "Little Paulo?" 957 00:55:41,255 --> 00:55:45,300 Oh, did she? I thought... I thought she said, uh, Pablo. 958 00:55:45,301 --> 00:55:48,470 Isn't Pablo Spanish for Paul? 959 00:55:48,471 --> 00:55:49,721 Oh, it... it may be. 960 00:55:49,722 --> 00:55:50,431 But I... I'm sure 961 00:55:50,432 --> 00:55:51,765 she must've meant, uh, uh, Pablum. 962 00:55:51,766 --> 00:55:56,604 Yes, she meant she was getting the Pablum for the baby. 963 00:56:05,571 --> 00:56:07,615 Thank you. 964 00:56:10,493 --> 00:56:11,743 Laurie. 965 00:56:11,744 --> 00:56:16,414 Laurie, I have a little story to tell you and I... 966 00:56:16,415 --> 00:56:21,711 After I've finished, I... hope you won't hate me. 967 00:56:21,712 --> 00:56:22,505 Hate you? 968 00:56:22,506 --> 00:56:27,926 Well, Laurie, after I first started rooming with Paul, well, 969 00:56:27,927 --> 00:56:29,886 he described you to me. 970 00:56:29,887 --> 00:56:31,179 And I was so impressed that... 971 00:56:31,180 --> 00:56:35,141 that I decided I had to know more about you. 972 00:56:35,142 --> 00:56:37,977 Then one night, I did a shameful thing. 973 00:56:37,978 --> 00:56:42,107 I stole one of your letters to Paul and I read it. 974 00:56:42,108 --> 00:56:44,150 In it, I found the soul 975 00:56:44,151 --> 00:56:46,486 of the woman I'd been searching for. 976 00:56:46,487 --> 00:56:50,031 A woman who had promised herself to my best friend. 977 00:56:50,032 --> 00:56:52,368 I... I know you're going to despise me, 978 00:56:52,410 --> 00:56:56,287 but I read all of your passionate letters. 979 00:56:56,288 --> 00:56:59,082 I pretended they were meant for me. 980 00:56:59,083 --> 00:57:01,292 I... I never wrote passionate letters. 981 00:57:01,293 --> 00:57:04,963 Oh, no, it wasn't the words. It was the feeling. 982 00:57:04,964 --> 00:57:09,259 I tingled every time I'd read simple things like, 983 00:57:09,260 --> 00:57:13,389 "Hello, darling. How are you?" 984 00:57:13,431 --> 00:57:14,806 "What's new?" 985 00:57:14,807 --> 00:57:16,141 Oh, Casey, I... 986 00:57:16,142 --> 00:57:18,560 No... no, no. There's more. 987 00:57:18,561 --> 00:57:21,646 And this is the ugliest part of all. 988 00:57:21,647 --> 00:57:23,189 May God forgive me for what I'm about to say. 989 00:57:23,190 --> 00:57:27,110 But if Paul has amnesia, I hope he never regains his memory. 990 00:57:27,111 --> 00:57:29,112 You must hate me. 991 00:57:29,113 --> 00:57:31,698 No, Casey, I don't hate you. 992 00:57:31,699 --> 00:57:34,701 You don't suppose that you could ever... 993 00:57:34,702 --> 00:57:35,327 Ever what? 994 00:57:35,328 --> 00:57:38,371 Oh, Laurie, I love you and I'm going to do everything 995 00:57:38,372 --> 00:57:40,623 in my power to make you love me. 996 00:57:40,624 --> 00:57:42,751 I'm glad. 997 00:57:43,711 --> 00:57:45,838 Pardon me. 998 00:57:48,340 --> 00:57:49,300 - What? - No, no. 999 00:57:49,301 --> 00:57:51,050 Please, monsieur. No, no, no. 1000 00:57:51,051 --> 00:57:52,552 I saw nothing. 1001 00:57:52,553 --> 00:57:55,847 I'm a mouse. A petit mouse. No, please. 1002 00:57:55,848 --> 00:57:58,600 I leave Paris for good. This day, for good. 1003 00:57:58,601 --> 00:58:01,103 I am a mouse. Please! Ah! 1004 00:58:04,773 --> 00:58:06,608 What's the matter with him? 1005 00:58:06,609 --> 00:58:07,817 Well, I... I don't know. 1006 00:58:07,818 --> 00:58:10,321 He... he thinks he's a mouse. 1007 00:58:10,488 --> 00:58:14,032 Everyone's making money out of Pablo but us. 1008 00:58:14,033 --> 00:58:18,119 Hello? I want the ad to read... 1009 00:58:18,120 --> 00:58:21,331 "Visit Paul Sloane's shrine 1010 00:58:21,332 --> 00:58:26,837 at Madame Coco La Fontaine." 1011 00:58:27,004 --> 00:58:29,631 Madame Coco La Fontaine. 1012 00:58:29,632 --> 00:58:31,466 Yes, th... that's right. The nightclub. 1013 00:58:31,467 --> 00:58:35,345 Yes. Uh... uh, "Tourists welcome." 1014 00:58:35,346 --> 00:58:37,598 Run the ad for one week. 1015 00:58:37,806 --> 00:58:41,644 A little extra revenue for our pension fund. 1016 00:58:50,861 --> 00:58:52,320 I'm not trying to tell you your business, 1017 00:58:52,321 --> 00:58:55,949 but you gentlemen have had plenty of time to find the body. 1018 00:58:55,950 --> 00:58:57,116 If there is a body. 1019 00:58:57,117 --> 00:58:59,077 Well, when a person commits suicide, 1020 00:58:59,078 --> 00:59:01,956 isn't there usually a body? 1021 00:59:03,499 --> 00:59:04,500 There is always. 1022 00:59:04,501 --> 00:59:07,752 - So, where is... - The body? 1023 00:59:07,753 --> 00:59:08,629 The body. 1024 00:59:08,630 --> 00:59:10,088 Perhaps there is no body 1025 00:59:10,089 --> 00:59:13,675 because there was no suicide. 1026 00:59:13,676 --> 00:59:16,220 No suicide? 1027 00:59:16,971 --> 00:59:19,055 No suicide. 1028 00:59:19,056 --> 00:59:21,600 Of course! 1029 00:59:39,702 --> 00:59:40,952 What do you see there? 1030 00:59:40,953 --> 00:59:45,665 Mm, lavender... green... 1031 00:59:45,666 --> 00:59:49,168 Little specks of heliotrope. 1032 00:59:49,169 --> 00:59:50,129 What else? 1033 00:59:50,130 --> 00:59:53,257 Well, um, pupil... 1034 00:59:54,049 --> 00:59:56,635 large lashes... 1035 00:59:58,512 --> 00:59:59,637 tear duct. 1036 00:59:59,638 --> 01:00:01,514 "Tear duct?" But I don't need that. 1037 01:00:01,515 --> 01:00:05,184 Since I've modeled for you, I've never used it. 1038 01:00:05,185 --> 01:00:06,644 You're a very, very good model. 1039 01:00:06,645 --> 01:00:09,814 So, why not marry me? Then I could take my clothes off. 1040 01:00:09,815 --> 01:00:12,775 Please, Nikki, I'm trying to do your mouth. 1041 01:00:12,776 --> 01:00:15,529 Oh. Sorry. 1042 01:00:21,577 --> 01:00:22,453 - Paul? - Hm? 1043 01:00:22,454 --> 01:00:24,787 - Give me an engagement ring. - Why? 1044 01:00:24,788 --> 01:00:27,457 Well, then you could at least paint me in my slip. 1045 01:00:27,458 --> 01:00:29,792 You are a nut. 1046 01:00:29,793 --> 01:00:32,338 Oh. 1047 01:00:32,546 --> 01:00:34,047 Alright, Picasso, break it up. 1048 01:00:34,048 --> 01:00:35,965 Here, put your make up on. 1049 01:00:35,966 --> 01:00:37,383 Look, ma'am, I happen to be painting. 1050 01:00:37,384 --> 01:00:38,469 And I happen to be exhibiting. 1051 01:00:38,470 --> 01:00:42,555 Now, paste your wig on before the tourists get here. 1052 01:00:42,556 --> 01:00:43,599 You invited tourists in here? 1053 01:00:43,600 --> 01:00:46,559 Tourists love to visit shrines. This studio is a shrine. 1054 01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:49,103 We're... we're payin' for this studio. 1055 01:00:49,104 --> 01:00:50,064 Not enough. 1056 01:00:50,064 --> 01:00:51,148 Say, that's illegal. 1057 01:00:51,149 --> 01:00:53,816 Everything's illegal, or fattening. 1058 01:00:53,817 --> 01:00:55,443 Now paste your wig on, Pablo. 1059 01:00:55,444 --> 01:00:57,362 Your worshipers are on their way. 1060 01:00:57,363 --> 01:01:00,406 We'll see about that. 1061 01:01:00,407 --> 01:01:03,243 Ow... 1062 01:01:03,410 --> 01:01:04,286 What are you doing? 1063 01:01:04,287 --> 01:01:07,413 Dead painters don't have wet paint. 1064 01:01:07,414 --> 01:01:09,165 Mr. Casey Barnett, please. 1065 01:01:09,166 --> 01:01:12,168 Par ici, madames et messieurs. Par ici. 1066 01:01:12,169 --> 01:01:13,628 Right this way, folks. 1067 01:01:13,629 --> 01:01:15,421 Yeah, folks, right this way. 1068 01:01:15,422 --> 01:01:18,841 Come up and see the room that he lived and worked in. 1069 01:01:18,842 --> 01:01:21,010 It'll tear your hearts out. 1070 01:01:21,011 --> 01:01:22,804 Oui.Casey Barnett. 1071 01:01:22,805 --> 01:01:24,305 Oh, pardon! 1072 01:01:24,306 --> 01:01:25,182 Excusez-moi. 1073 01:01:25,183 --> 01:01:26,307 If I lived here, I don't think 1074 01:01:26,308 --> 01:01:28,601 I'd get too much work done. 1075 01:01:28,602 --> 01:01:30,521 Alright. 1076 01:01:31,980 --> 01:01:35,775 Case? Casey, it's me. You've got to get me out of here. 1077 01:01:35,776 --> 01:01:39,279 Do you know what that fool landlord... 1078 01:01:43,784 --> 01:01:47,996 Upstairs, Ducky, for Paul Sloane's room. 1079 01:01:50,374 --> 01:01:54,545 Get lost, Toulouse. You'll louse up the act. 1080 01:01:56,338 --> 01:02:00,133 Laurie. What's she doin' here? 1081 01:02:00,134 --> 01:02:02,385 Of all... 1082 01:02:02,386 --> 01:02:04,303 And now, uh, madames et messieurs, 1083 01:02:04,304 --> 01:02:08,224 if you will follow me, we'll visit his other studio 1084 01:02:08,225 --> 01:02:12,020 just above the delicatessen. 1085 01:02:17,985 --> 01:02:19,570 Huh? 1086 01:02:20,946 --> 01:02:24,199 Alright, alright, don't push. 1087 01:02:26,702 --> 01:02:28,286 Beautiful, no? 1088 01:02:28,287 --> 01:02:29,704 Yes. 1089 01:02:29,705 --> 01:02:31,622 They're all of me. 1090 01:02:31,623 --> 01:02:33,208 Oh? 1091 01:02:40,215 --> 01:02:42,425 So they are. 1092 01:02:42,426 --> 01:02:44,927 You, uh, you live here? 1093 01:02:44,928 --> 01:02:49,891 Mm-hmm. I am... I mean, I was his favorite. 1094 01:02:49,892 --> 01:02:51,684 Favorite what? 1095 01:02:51,685 --> 01:02:54,229 Favorite everything. 1096 01:02:54,813 --> 01:02:56,397 Did he... did he love you? 1097 01:02:56,398 --> 01:02:57,024 Oh, yes. 1098 01:02:57,025 --> 01:02:59,358 That is why he never painted me in the nude. 1099 01:02:59,359 --> 01:03:03,362 He didn't want anyone else to see me that way. 1100 01:03:03,363 --> 01:03:04,907 I see. 1101 01:03:06,116 --> 01:03:09,411 He had such respect for me. 1102 01:03:09,578 --> 01:03:10,287 Respect for you? 1103 01:03:10,288 --> 01:03:12,497 - Paul, you heard? - Oh, I heard. 1104 01:03:12,498 --> 01:03:14,123 Now, look, you're not my girl, 1105 01:03:14,124 --> 01:03:16,000 or my date, or even a kissing friend. 1106 01:03:16,001 --> 01:03:17,293 And I don't want you goin' around 1107 01:03:17,294 --> 01:03:18,461 tellin' people that ya are. 1108 01:03:18,462 --> 01:03:20,838 But I only told that one lady. 1109 01:03:20,839 --> 01:03:23,049 That was one too many. 1110 01:03:23,050 --> 01:03:24,342 Who else did you tell? 1111 01:03:24,343 --> 01:03:26,552 Nobody. Just... just her and Pepe. 1112 01:03:26,553 --> 01:03:31,474 Pep... Why... why would you tell Pepe a thing like that? 1113 01:03:31,475 --> 01:03:34,644 Because he wanted to bother me. And I didn't want him to. 1114 01:03:34,645 --> 01:03:36,354 - Therefore. - I... Well, you... 1115 01:03:36,355 --> 01:03:36,939 Slap him. 1116 01:03:36,940 --> 01:03:40,900 Look, I'm engaged to be married and not to you. 1117 01:03:40,901 --> 01:03:43,779 Is that clear? 1118 01:03:44,863 --> 01:03:47,156 Why didn't you tell me Laurie was in Paris? 1119 01:03:47,157 --> 01:03:50,786 Why, this is the first I've heard of it. 1120 01:03:50,828 --> 01:03:51,620 Did she see you? 1121 01:03:51,621 --> 01:03:53,246 - No. - Oh, good. 1122 01:03:53,247 --> 01:03:54,664 What do you mean good? 1123 01:03:54,665 --> 01:03:56,249 Well, I mean it's good that she, 1124 01:03:56,250 --> 01:03:57,542 uh, didn't see you in that red wig. 1125 01:03:57,543 --> 01:03:59,377 She might've thought you cracked up. 1126 01:03:59,378 --> 01:04:01,671 Casey, I've got to see her. 1127 01:04:01,672 --> 01:04:02,172 See her? 1128 01:04:02,173 --> 01:04:04,090 She just came from your shrine. 1129 01:04:04,091 --> 01:04:05,383 You're dead, remember? 1130 01:04:05,384 --> 01:04:06,968 Besides, if you just pop up 1131 01:04:06,969 --> 01:04:09,595 out of nowhere, who knows how she'll react. 1132 01:04:09,596 --> 01:04:11,138 Casey, are you tellin' me everything? 1133 01:04:11,139 --> 01:04:14,517 I mean, you didn't know Laurie was in Paris? 1134 01:04:14,518 --> 01:04:16,686 Paul, why would I lie to you? 1135 01:04:16,687 --> 01:04:20,898 - Casey, I'm coming over there. - No, no, no. Uh, trust me. 1136 01:04:20,899 --> 01:04:24,236 If you come over here, you'll blow the whole thing. 1137 01:04:28,323 --> 01:04:30,826 - Hi. - Hi. 1138 01:04:34,580 --> 01:04:35,372 Uh, Laurie. 1139 01:04:35,373 --> 01:04:38,541 Laurie, uh, suppose Paul were still alive 1140 01:04:38,542 --> 01:04:40,001 would you still be doing this? 1141 01:04:40,002 --> 01:04:43,171 Right in front of him. 1142 01:04:43,422 --> 01:04:47,425 Does... does that mean you don't love Paul anymore? 1143 01:04:47,426 --> 01:04:51,305 I don't know why I ever thought I did. 1144 01:04:52,556 --> 01:04:56,475 Casey, it's you I love. 1145 01:04:56,476 --> 01:05:00,606 Yeah, yeah. Me, too. 1146 01:05:15,954 --> 01:05:18,790 Yeah, me too. 1147 01:05:39,227 --> 01:05:40,353 Follow him when he leaves. 1148 01:05:40,354 --> 01:05:42,188 What did you say? I couldn't hear you. 1149 01:05:42,189 --> 01:05:45,274 A good detective sees and hears everything. 1150 01:05:45,275 --> 01:05:46,400 I said, follow him. 1151 01:05:46,401 --> 01:05:48,152 Zorgus? He's not going anywhere. 1152 01:05:48,153 --> 01:05:51,448 - Not Zorgus. Him. - Oh. 1153 01:05:57,579 --> 01:06:00,248 What, that bungler. 1154 01:06:08,215 --> 01:06:09,091 Good afternoon. 1155 01:06:09,092 --> 01:06:11,342 Good afternoon, sir. May I help you? 1156 01:06:11,343 --> 01:06:12,468 Oh, just browsing. 1157 01:06:12,469 --> 01:06:14,929 Interesting painting. Whose is it? 1158 01:06:14,930 --> 01:06:17,223 Paul Sloane. A great artist. 1159 01:06:17,224 --> 01:06:19,308 Paul Sloane? Oh, yes. 1160 01:06:19,309 --> 01:06:21,477 The one who committed suicide. 1161 01:06:21,478 --> 01:06:23,896 - Cigarette? - Why, thank you. 1162 01:06:23,897 --> 01:06:25,272 Thank you, thank you. 1163 01:06:25,273 --> 01:06:26,942 Yes, Sloane's manager 1164 01:06:26,984 --> 01:06:28,943 just sold me all his last works. 1165 01:06:28,944 --> 01:06:32,321 - His manager? - Yes, yes. Uh, Casey Barnett. 1166 01:06:32,322 --> 01:06:33,531 They were roommates. 1167 01:06:33,532 --> 01:06:36,952 Ah-ha. Thank you. 1168 01:06:38,662 --> 01:06:41,331 Sorry. Thank you. 1169 01:06:57,639 --> 01:06:59,890 - Hi there. - Paul. 1170 01:06:59,891 --> 01:07:01,308 What are you doing here? 1171 01:07:01,309 --> 01:07:03,978 I've had it, buddy. The masquerade is over. 1172 01:07:03,979 --> 01:07:05,563 Oh, Paul, if you'll just be patient 1173 01:07:05,564 --> 01:07:06,981 a little while longer, we'll all be rich. 1174 01:07:06,982 --> 01:07:10,234 Yeah, so you've been telling me. So far, I haven't seen a penny. 1175 01:07:10,235 --> 01:07:12,361 You... Well, there... There's expenses. 1176 01:07:12,362 --> 01:07:15,406 Yeah, you know something? I noticed that. 1177 01:07:15,407 --> 01:07:19,618 Casey, I am turning in my wig. I'm going to Laurie. 1178 01:07:19,619 --> 01:07:20,786 I'm gonna tell her the whole story 1179 01:07:20,787 --> 01:07:22,830 and get her to a Justice of the Peace 1180 01:07:22,831 --> 01:07:23,874 before it's too late. 1181 01:07:23,875 --> 01:07:26,292 Well, it's already too late. 1182 01:07:26,293 --> 01:07:27,294 What did you just mumble? 1183 01:07:27,295 --> 01:07:30,212 I... Laurie's in love. Uh... 1184 01:07:30,213 --> 01:07:31,131 Keep mumbling. 1185 01:07:31,132 --> 01:07:32,381 Uh, with someone else. 1186 01:07:32,382 --> 01:07:33,425 I... I told her 1187 01:07:33,426 --> 01:07:34,550 to try to control herself, 1188 01:07:34,551 --> 01:07:35,843 but she just couldn't stop. 1189 01:07:35,844 --> 01:07:39,472 And, well, th... these things happen, Paul. 1190 01:07:39,473 --> 01:07:41,557 Uh, y... you understand, don't you? 1191 01:07:41,558 --> 01:07:44,977 - Oh, yeah, I understand. - Yeah. 1192 01:07:44,978 --> 01:07:45,854 I hope you understand 1193 01:07:45,855 --> 01:07:47,813 that I've got to hit you with this until you die. 1194 01:07:47,814 --> 01:07:50,107 Oh, come on, Paul! Put that down. 1195 01:07:50,108 --> 01:07:51,358 Paul, calm yourself. Now, Paul... 1196 01:07:51,359 --> 01:07:53,402 Oh, I'll try. I'll feel terrible in the morning. 1197 01:07:53,403 --> 01:07:56,322 But I've got to kill you, Casey. You are no good! 1198 01:07:56,323 --> 01:07:58,199 Who is it? 1199 01:07:58,200 --> 01:08:00,659 Inspector Carnot of the police. Open up. 1200 01:08:00,660 --> 01:08:03,121 I will, I will, immediately. 1201 01:08:04,331 --> 01:08:07,249 When he leaves, I'm gonna kill you. 1202 01:08:07,250 --> 01:08:10,295 Open up. 1203 01:08:12,047 --> 01:08:15,049 'Open up!' 1204 01:08:15,050 --> 01:08:17,135 I'm coming! 1205 01:08:18,053 --> 01:08:21,430 Oh, come in, inspector. I am happy to see you, sir. 1206 01:08:21,431 --> 01:08:23,724 Oh! Are you? 1207 01:08:23,725 --> 01:08:25,059 Yes, sir. 1208 01:08:25,060 --> 01:08:27,812 I suppose you wonder what brings me here. 1209 01:08:27,813 --> 01:08:32,316 Well, I... I imagine it's about Paul Sloane. 1210 01:08:32,317 --> 01:08:34,693 Yes, it is. 1211 01:08:34,694 --> 01:08:38,072 There are annoying little discrepancies 1212 01:08:38,073 --> 01:08:39,949 in this suicide case. 1213 01:08:39,950 --> 01:08:42,034 Oh? Like what? 1214 01:08:42,035 --> 01:08:44,078 Like, uh... 1215 01:08:44,079 --> 01:08:46,205 there was no suicide. 1216 01:08:46,206 --> 01:08:47,790 No suicide? 1217 01:08:47,791 --> 01:08:52,962 Well, you don't think that son-of-a-gun faked it all? 1218 01:08:52,963 --> 01:08:54,047 No. 1219 01:08:54,048 --> 01:08:57,007 I think that son-of-a-gun... 1220 01:08:57,008 --> 01:08:58,926 was murdered... 1221 01:08:58,927 --> 01:08:59,761 by you. 1222 01:08:59,762 --> 01:09:01,554 Hmm? Murdered by me? 1223 01:09:01,555 --> 01:09:04,974 - Why... - An amusing theory, no? 1224 01:09:04,975 --> 01:09:07,059 - You think that I... - Yes! 1225 01:09:07,060 --> 01:09:08,103 And I intend to prove it. 1226 01:09:08,104 --> 01:09:10,771 I warn you not to try to leave Paris.Au revoir. 1227 01:09:10,772 --> 01:09:12,106 Oh, no... I can't... Don't leave. 1228 01:09:12,107 --> 01:09:13,691 I'll come back Casey: No, come back here. 1229 01:09:13,692 --> 01:09:16,903 Only when I'm ready to arrest you. 1230 01:09:17,737 --> 01:09:21,407 Uh, Paul, Paul now I know you... You're a little angry. 1231 01:09:21,408 --> 01:09:24,493 - Yeah, I... I was angry, Case. - Was? 1232 01:09:24,494 --> 01:09:28,080 Was. You know, I don't know in the darkness of that closet, 1233 01:09:28,081 --> 01:09:31,667 I saw things, you know, differently. 1234 01:09:31,668 --> 01:09:33,752 Oh, what things? 1235 01:09:33,753 --> 01:09:34,754 Well, uh, Laurie. 1236 01:09:34,755 --> 01:09:35,963 I mean, if Laurie really loved me, 1237 01:09:35,964 --> 01:09:38,549 you couldn't have taken her away from me, could ya? 1238 01:09:38,550 --> 01:09:40,134 That... that's right. 1239 01:09:40,135 --> 01:09:42,136 - You... you really mean that? - Oh, I do. 1240 01:09:42,137 --> 01:09:44,722 But, I hope you're serious about her, Case, because if you're... 1241 01:09:44,723 --> 01:09:47,391 Oh... oh, I am! I swear I am. 1242 01:09:47,392 --> 01:09:49,018 Yeah, I believe you. 1243 01:09:49,019 --> 01:09:51,228 Now, if I stay dead for the time you ask, 1244 01:09:51,229 --> 01:09:54,231 is our big one man show gonna be everything you promised? 1245 01:09:54,232 --> 01:09:56,066 Yes, it'll be a smash! 1246 01:09:56,067 --> 01:09:57,610 But you must stay hidden till after the show. 1247 01:09:57,611 --> 01:10:01,113 Carnot's already suspicious about your suicide. 1248 01:10:01,114 --> 01:10:02,157 Is he? 1249 01:10:02,158 --> 01:10:04,450 Well, I'd better get back to Coco's then, huh? 1250 01:10:04,451 --> 01:10:06,535 Yeah. 1251 01:10:06,536 --> 01:10:08,413 - Well, Case... - Huh? 1252 01:10:09,873 --> 01:10:11,248 I'm sorry I scared you. 1253 01:10:11,249 --> 01:10:13,793 Aw! 1254 01:10:36,858 --> 01:10:39,276 Huh! Eddie, look at that one. 1255 01:10:39,277 --> 01:10:40,570 Another nut. 1256 01:11:47,262 --> 01:11:51,808 The first step to the stairway to the guillotine. 1257 01:12:15,248 --> 01:12:16,707 Darling, you're so jumpy lately. 1258 01:12:16,708 --> 01:12:20,627 Oh, I'm not jumpy. I'm... I'm anxious. 1259 01:12:20,628 --> 01:12:22,004 I'm anxious to get married. 1260 01:12:22,005 --> 01:12:25,299 Anxious or nervous? 1261 01:12:25,300 --> 01:12:28,428 Anxious. Believe me. 1262 01:12:29,888 --> 01:12:30,972 Mmm. 1263 01:12:30,973 --> 01:12:32,766 I do believe you. 1264 01:12:37,854 --> 01:12:39,229 Hello. 1265 01:12:39,230 --> 01:12:40,106 Hello, Case? 1266 01:12:40,107 --> 01:12:43,067 Oh, uh... yeah, one moment. 1267 01:12:43,068 --> 01:12:45,944 Uh, honey, do you mind? It's business. 1268 01:12:45,945 --> 01:12:48,864 - Oh. - I'll see you in a half hour. 1269 01:12:48,865 --> 01:12:50,408 Hm. 1270 01:12:50,575 --> 01:12:54,412 - I'll miss you. - Yeah, me too. 1271 01:13:08,676 --> 01:13:11,678 Hello, Paul. That was Zorgus. 1272 01:13:11,679 --> 01:13:12,639 And what is it? 1273 01:13:12,639 --> 01:13:13,681 Oh, uh, Case, I found 1274 01:13:13,682 --> 01:13:15,265 a couple more original Sloanes. 1275 01:13:15,266 --> 01:13:16,642 Would you like to drop by and pick 'em up? 1276 01:13:16,643 --> 01:13:20,021 Yeah, yeah, sure. I'll be right over. 1277 01:13:23,316 --> 01:13:25,943 Hey, hand me that knife there, will ya? 1278 01:13:25,944 --> 01:13:28,987 Uh, just cut the cord, I hurt my thumb. 1279 01:13:28,988 --> 01:13:29,739 There we are. 1280 01:13:29,740 --> 01:13:31,907 Now, listen don't let that rat fink cheat us. 1281 01:13:31,908 --> 01:13:33,867 Oh, don't you worry. I'm lookin' out for us. 1282 01:13:33,868 --> 01:13:36,620 I'm sure you are. Uh, Case, just a second. 1283 01:13:36,621 --> 01:13:38,372 You've got some red paint on your coat here. 1284 01:13:38,373 --> 01:13:39,748 Oh, yeah? Where? I can't see any... 1285 01:13:39,749 --> 01:13:41,041 Oh, you must've brushed against 1286 01:13:41,042 --> 01:13:42,001 the palette or something. 1287 01:13:42,002 --> 01:13:44,169 Gee, I seem to be making it worse here. 1288 01:13:44,170 --> 01:13:47,131 Oh, I'm sorry... Case, I'll pay to have it cleaned, okay? 1289 01:13:47,132 --> 01:13:48,882 Clean it? 1290 01:13:48,883 --> 01:13:51,176 That's a Paul Sloane original. 1291 01:13:51,177 --> 01:13:52,470 I'll sell it. 1292 01:13:53,680 --> 01:13:56,056 That's good. Uh, watch your head there. 1293 01:13:56,057 --> 01:13:58,435 Ooh, boy! 1294 01:14:22,125 --> 01:14:25,879 Bonjour. Bonjour. 1295 01:14:30,425 --> 01:14:32,510 Ugh,comme ca va? 1296 01:14:48,193 --> 01:14:50,111 Cleo! Cle... 1297 01:14:51,362 --> 01:14:53,697 Here, Cleo. 1298 01:14:53,698 --> 01:14:54,866 Cleo. 1299 01:14:55,533 --> 01:14:57,451 Ah, well, here's a pretty girl. 1300 01:14:57,452 --> 01:15:00,162 Ah, pretty, pretty, pretty Cleo. 1301 01:15:00,163 --> 01:15:02,164 Ah,tres Jolie,Cleo. 1302 01:15:02,165 --> 01:15:05,083 Tres Jolie,little Cleo. I... 1303 01:15:05,084 --> 01:15:07,962 Ow! Doggone. 1304 01:15:15,512 --> 01:15:17,138 Sit. 1305 01:15:18,223 --> 01:15:22,101 This is gonna hurt you a lot more, than it does me. 1306 01:15:25,688 --> 01:15:26,314 Hm. 1307 01:15:26,315 --> 01:15:30,860 Huh, just tuck it between your legs. Nobody'll notice. 1308 01:16:06,521 --> 01:16:08,314 Hey! Hey... hey! 1309 01:16:16,698 --> 01:16:18,658 Oh, sorry fellows! 1310 01:16:45,143 --> 01:16:45,852 Gentlemen... 1311 01:16:45,853 --> 01:16:50,565 I believe our stairway to the guillotine is completed. 1312 01:16:59,115 --> 01:17:00,574 - Coming with me? - No. 1313 01:17:00,575 --> 01:17:03,702 No, I don't think I could stand to see his paintings. 1314 01:17:03,703 --> 01:17:05,580 Oh, I understand. 1315 01:17:06,331 --> 01:17:08,498 Keep your motor running. 1316 01:17:08,499 --> 01:17:11,377 Yours too. 1317 01:17:15,548 --> 01:17:18,300 Mr. Barnett is here. The ceremony can begin. 1318 01:17:18,301 --> 01:17:20,470 Will you let him through, please? 1319 01:17:22,513 --> 01:17:24,890 Messieurs et madames, ladies and gentlemen, 1320 01:17:24,891 --> 01:17:27,142 will you permit me to present to you 1321 01:17:27,143 --> 01:17:31,313 a man who both knew and loved Paul Sloane. 1322 01:17:31,314 --> 01:17:33,273 His manager, his roommate, 1323 01:17:33,274 --> 01:17:36,569 his friend, Mr. Casey Barnett. 1324 01:17:40,948 --> 01:17:43,742 Friends, patrons, 1325 01:17:43,743 --> 01:17:47,454 I was privileged to be chosen to share with this, 1326 01:17:47,455 --> 01:17:53,168 this genius the last year of his all too short life. 1327 01:17:53,169 --> 01:17:56,421 It grieves me that he is not with us 1328 01:17:56,422 --> 01:18:00,509 to see people of taste and intelligence 1329 01:18:00,510 --> 01:18:03,553 bid for his humble works. 1330 01:18:03,554 --> 01:18:07,057 Friends, behind this curtain... 1331 01:18:07,058 --> 01:18:12,562 hangs the final testament to his great genius. 1332 01:18:12,563 --> 01:18:14,940 I give you, Paul Sloane! 1333 01:18:14,941 --> 01:18:18,902 And I give you the murderer of Paul Sloane. Casey Barnett. 1334 01:18:18,903 --> 01:18:21,279 - J'accuse! - Me? 1335 01:18:21,280 --> 01:18:24,950 You are under arrest. You, Zorgus, are also under arrest. 1336 01:18:24,951 --> 01:18:27,035 - Me? What for? - For being an accomplice. 1337 01:18:27,036 --> 01:18:29,246 - Oh, no, no. He did it alone. - What? 1338 01:18:29,247 --> 01:18:32,416 Nobody falsely accuses Zorgus of being a murderer. 1339 01:18:32,417 --> 01:18:35,794 I shall personally sue the government of France 1340 01:18:35,795 --> 01:18:36,920 for one billion francs! 1341 01:18:36,921 --> 01:18:39,423 - I hope you collect. - He collected from Hungary. 1342 01:18:39,424 --> 01:18:42,008 And they only accused him of being a Nazi. 1343 01:18:42,009 --> 01:18:44,803 Confiscate all the paintings. 1344 01:18:44,804 --> 01:18:45,904 Inspector. 1345 01:18:51,602 --> 01:18:52,562 Franz, what is it? 1346 01:18:52,562 --> 01:18:53,604 They have arrested your fiance 1347 01:18:53,605 --> 01:18:55,188 for the murder of your other fiance. 1348 01:18:55,189 --> 01:18:56,481 - What? - I didn't kill him. 1349 01:18:56,482 --> 01:18:58,608 Oh, Laurie, I didn't kill him. I... 1350 01:18:58,609 --> 01:19:00,819 Laurie, Laurie, Laurie! 1351 01:19:00,820 --> 01:19:02,529 Sir, shall I cancel the bridal suite? 1352 01:19:02,530 --> 01:19:05,615 Laurie! I tell you there's been a terrible... 1353 01:19:05,616 --> 01:19:10,704 I am telling the truth. The whole thing is a joke. 1354 01:19:10,705 --> 01:19:11,830 Murder is not a joke. 1355 01:19:11,831 --> 01:19:14,332 He's alive and living at Madam Coco's. 1356 01:19:14,333 --> 01:19:16,918 So you've said. We will check it. 1357 01:19:16,919 --> 01:19:18,503 I think he's been seeing too many 1358 01:19:18,504 --> 01:19:20,839 Peter Sellers' movies lately. 1359 01:19:20,840 --> 01:19:25,720 So... tell us the story of your joke. 1360 01:19:25,762 --> 01:19:28,722 I have told you we were both drunk. 1361 01:19:28,723 --> 01:19:31,516 Paul Sloane here? I resent that. 1362 01:19:31,517 --> 01:19:34,312 I run a nightclub, not a mortuary. 1363 01:19:35,188 --> 01:19:37,731 What about those paintings over there? 1364 01:19:37,732 --> 01:19:41,109 Those paintings paid for his admission here. 1365 01:19:41,110 --> 01:19:45,114 The poor devil loved our dancing girls. 1366 01:19:46,574 --> 01:19:48,617 So do I. So do I. 1367 01:19:48,618 --> 01:19:51,578 Well, it's almost time for Madame Pompadour's act. 1368 01:19:51,579 --> 01:19:52,996 Carise, take the gentlemen out front 1369 01:19:52,997 --> 01:19:54,915 and see that they get a good table, huh? 1370 01:19:54,916 --> 01:19:57,000 Oui, madame. 1371 01:19:57,001 --> 01:19:59,503 Are you not going to tell him Paul is alive? 1372 01:19:59,504 --> 01:20:01,171 Don't worry, somebody'll tell. 1373 01:20:01,172 --> 01:20:04,966 Come on, girls. On stage, on stage. 1374 01:20:04,967 --> 01:20:07,886 Paul. Paul? 1375 01:20:07,887 --> 01:20:10,055 Are the police gone? 1376 01:20:10,056 --> 01:20:12,140 Yes. Why don't you go after them? 1377 01:20:12,141 --> 01:20:15,727 I can't. I'm dead. My friend murdered me. 1378 01:20:15,728 --> 01:20:19,774 But it's the other way around. You murdered him, look. 1379 01:20:21,150 --> 01:20:24,778 Oh, this is so sweet. 1380 01:20:24,779 --> 01:20:27,072 The guillotine is not so sweet. 1381 01:20:27,073 --> 01:20:31,661 Revenge is sweet. Ah, so sweet! 1382 01:20:32,829 --> 01:20:33,830 You're disgusting. 1383 01:20:33,831 --> 01:20:35,247 I'm disgusting? What about you? 1384 01:20:35,248 --> 01:20:37,874 Going around with that dirty old man, Pepe? 1385 01:20:37,875 --> 01:20:41,336 Well, he's not so old and he's not so dirty. 1386 01:20:41,337 --> 01:20:45,257 Oh, Paul, why don't you go to the police? 1387 01:20:45,258 --> 01:20:48,051 And miss the trial? 1388 01:20:48,052 --> 01:20:48,886 So, you won't speak up? 1389 01:20:48,887 --> 01:20:53,014 Maybe. When I feel that rat has sweated enough. 1390 01:20:53,015 --> 01:20:54,766 And when will that be? 1391 01:20:54,767 --> 01:20:59,229 When that blade is hangin' right over his head. 1392 01:20:59,230 --> 01:21:00,330 Womp! 1393 01:21:00,606 --> 01:21:03,149 You do believe my story, don't you? 1394 01:21:03,150 --> 01:21:04,609 It is very inventive, brilliant. 1395 01:21:04,610 --> 01:21:07,988 It is not inventive. It is not brilliant. It's true. 1396 01:21:07,989 --> 01:21:09,698 Good, good. Your attitude is good. 1397 01:21:09,699 --> 01:21:12,242 Try to maintain that attitude during the trial. 1398 01:21:12,243 --> 01:21:16,454 Ha! I hope you can remember all the imaginative little details. 1399 01:21:16,455 --> 01:21:19,040 But they're not imaginative. They... they... they happened. 1400 01:21:19,041 --> 01:21:22,085 And you must insist they did. Just as you are doing now. 1401 01:21:22,086 --> 01:21:24,754 But they did happen. You've got to believe me. 1402 01:21:24,755 --> 01:21:25,715 I'm innocent. Innocent! 1403 01:21:25,716 --> 01:21:27,299 Good, good, good. The hysterics are good. 1404 01:21:27,300 --> 01:21:29,843 But I warn you, in the courtroom, don't touch anybody. 1405 01:21:29,844 --> 01:21:33,013 Don't touch. "I'm innocent, you've got to believe me!" 1406 01:21:33,014 --> 01:21:35,307 Good, good. Might impress the jury. 1407 01:21:35,308 --> 01:21:37,767 Just remember, try to sound sincere. 1408 01:21:37,768 --> 01:21:41,396 But I am sincere! Uh, Paul Sloane is alive! 1409 01:21:41,397 --> 01:21:42,606 And he's living in a nightclub. 1410 01:21:42,607 --> 01:21:43,649 And he's running around Paris 1411 01:21:43,650 --> 01:21:47,611 wearing a blue wig and red glasses! 1412 01:21:47,612 --> 01:21:51,406 - A blue wig and red glasses? - Yes. 1413 01:21:51,407 --> 01:21:53,950 No. No, insanity is too hard to fake. 1414 01:21:53,951 --> 01:21:55,368 You stick with sincerity. 1415 01:21:55,369 --> 01:22:00,498 But I... I am innocent! And I am innocent! 1416 01:22:00,499 --> 01:22:03,627 Good, good. Sincerity is better. 1417 01:22:03,628 --> 01:22:05,171 You... 1418 01:22:11,969 --> 01:22:15,348 He's alive, he's alive, he's alive, he's alive! 1419 01:22:26,609 --> 01:22:28,986 Excuse us, please. Sorry. 1420 01:23:06,273 --> 01:23:08,943 He's alive. I know, he's... 1421 01:23:30,673 --> 01:23:31,549 Shh. 1422 01:23:31,550 --> 01:23:33,759 Don't touch, don't touch. 1423 01:23:35,970 --> 01:23:39,097 Hasn't he sweated enough yet? 1424 01:23:39,098 --> 01:23:42,893 Oh, no. Not yet. 1425 01:23:44,311 --> 01:23:46,104 Murder. Murder! 1426 01:23:46,105 --> 01:23:47,772 Pre-meditated murder, 1427 01:23:47,773 --> 01:23:50,233 committed by a malevolent villain 1428 01:23:50,234 --> 01:23:52,694 whose motive, opportunities and method 1429 01:23:52,695 --> 01:23:57,240 should be as clear to you as it is to the prosecution. 1430 01:23:57,241 --> 01:23:59,325 That's what he said, Mr. Prosecutor. 1431 01:23:59,326 --> 01:24:03,413 "It's my fault he committed suicide," unquote. 1432 01:24:03,414 --> 01:24:08,127 He was so upset, he couldn't even eat my chicken soup. 1433 01:24:10,087 --> 01:24:15,884 A... and then, w... with my saw... 1434 01:24:15,885 --> 01:24:19,637 he cut off his legs, 1435 01:24:19,638 --> 01:24:23,142 and stuffed him into the furnace. 1436 01:24:26,353 --> 01:24:27,313 Guillotine. 1437 01:24:27,314 --> 01:24:31,942 Ha-ha, guillotine. Ha-ha. 1438 01:24:33,527 --> 01:24:34,403 Shame on you. 1439 01:24:34,404 --> 01:24:37,864 And where were these teeth found? 1440 01:24:37,865 --> 01:24:38,699 In the furnace. 1441 01:24:38,700 --> 01:24:41,284 I burned a mannequin in that furnace. 1442 01:24:41,285 --> 01:24:43,662 A mannequin with teeth? 1443 01:24:46,874 --> 01:24:50,877 This one, we found in the woods, where the murder occurred. 1444 01:24:50,878 --> 01:24:53,963 And this one, we found in the river 1445 01:24:53,964 --> 01:24:57,759 where it had been thrown to make it look like suicide. 1446 01:24:57,760 --> 01:24:59,427 I object! 1447 01:24:59,428 --> 01:25:00,887 It is for your counsel to object. 1448 01:25:00,888 --> 01:25:02,847 Oh, he never objects to anything. 1449 01:25:02,848 --> 01:25:05,517 I'm innocent, innocent, innocent! 1450 01:25:05,518 --> 01:25:07,019 Good. Sounds sincere. 1451 01:25:09,522 --> 01:25:14,025 The handwriting in this suicide note... 1452 01:25:14,026 --> 01:25:16,152 is the defendant's. 1453 01:25:16,153 --> 01:25:21,282 I examined Mr. Sloane for a pre-marital versement. 1454 01:25:21,283 --> 01:25:22,742 And the stains in this jacket 1455 01:25:22,743 --> 01:25:27,163 are of a type similar to that of Mr. Sloane. 1456 01:25:27,164 --> 01:25:27,957 No. 1457 01:25:27,958 --> 01:25:29,958 The blood on this knife 1458 01:25:29,959 --> 01:25:31,084 is identical 1459 01:25:31,085 --> 01:25:32,961 to the blood on this jacket. 1460 01:25:32,962 --> 01:25:33,587 No. 1461 01:25:33,588 --> 01:25:36,172 The fingerprints on this knife 1462 01:25:36,173 --> 01:25:38,341 belong to the defendant. 1463 01:25:38,342 --> 01:25:39,442 No! 1464 01:25:41,011 --> 01:25:42,138 Guillotine. 1465 01:25:44,890 --> 01:25:49,936 How much money would you say you paid for Mr. Sloane's paintings? 1466 01:25:49,937 --> 01:25:51,688 Over 100,000 francs. 1467 01:25:51,689 --> 01:25:54,816 And who did you pay this money to? 1468 01:25:54,817 --> 01:25:56,109 To him, to Casey Barnett. 1469 01:25:56,110 --> 01:25:58,278 That's right. That's right. 1470 01:25:58,279 --> 01:25:59,488 Shut up! 1471 01:26:01,198 --> 01:26:01,949 Fink! 1472 01:26:01,950 --> 01:26:03,491 Did the defendant 1473 01:26:03,492 --> 01:26:05,076 propose marriage to you? 1474 01:26:05,077 --> 01:26:08,371 Yes. Yes, he did. 1475 01:26:08,372 --> 01:26:11,499 Did you accept him? 1476 01:26:11,500 --> 01:26:12,667 Yes. 1477 01:26:12,668 --> 01:26:16,337 Did he know you were engaged to Paul Sloane? 1478 01:26:16,338 --> 01:26:17,964 Of course. 1479 01:26:17,965 --> 01:26:21,634 Casey was Paul's best friend. 1480 01:26:21,635 --> 01:26:24,554 How well had Mr. Barnett 1481 01:26:24,555 --> 01:26:27,849 known you before he proposed? 1482 01:26:27,850 --> 01:26:28,475 Very well. 1483 01:26:28,476 --> 01:26:30,727 I thought you had only recently met. 1484 01:26:30,728 --> 01:26:35,356 Y... yes, but he had read some letters I had written to Paul, 1485 01:26:35,357 --> 01:26:38,735 and he told me he was desperately in love with me. 1486 01:26:38,736 --> 01:26:40,738 And that he'd do anything to... 1487 01:26:44,575 --> 01:26:50,163 No. No, I... I didn't mean it that way. I didn't mean that! 1488 01:26:50,164 --> 01:26:53,791 You don't understand. I didn't mean that! 1489 01:26:53,792 --> 01:26:58,171 Isn't that enough? Are you not satisfied? 1490 01:26:58,172 --> 01:26:59,965 Not quite. 1491 01:27:03,886 --> 01:27:04,845 Get up, get up. 1492 01:27:04,846 --> 01:27:10,184 The court will now retire and consider its decision. 1493 01:27:45,010 --> 01:27:48,513 The accused will come forward. 1494 01:27:48,514 --> 01:27:51,141 Don't touch. Just go. 1495 01:27:59,817 --> 01:28:03,444 Casey Barnett, the court finds you guilty of... 1496 01:28:03,445 --> 01:28:06,155 Stop! Stop! Stop! You just can't... 1497 01:28:06,156 --> 01:28:07,907 You cannot. Paul Sloane lives. 1498 01:28:07,908 --> 01:28:12,121 - He's not dead! He's not dead. - Don't listen to her! 1499 01:28:13,247 --> 01:28:14,831 You can't convict that man. 1500 01:28:14,832 --> 01:28:17,917 He didn't commit any murder. Paul Sloane lives. 1501 01:28:17,918 --> 01:28:20,837 If this is some sort of grotesque joke... 1502 01:28:20,838 --> 01:28:23,172 But it is no joke. I promise. 1503 01:28:23,173 --> 01:28:24,133 I... I'll show him to you. 1504 01:28:24,134 --> 01:28:28,679 This is Paul... this is Paul Sloane in disguise. See? 1505 01:28:30,723 --> 01:28:31,848 But it is Paul Sloane. 1506 01:28:31,849 --> 01:28:35,435 His glue must be hard or something and... 1507 01:28:35,436 --> 01:28:36,978 Remove that woman! 1508 01:28:36,979 --> 01:28:40,274 This is not... No, it's not! 1509 01:28:40,316 --> 01:28:42,318 Not my Paul Sloane! 1510 01:28:43,861 --> 01:28:48,449 The guillotine! The guillotine! The guillotine! 1511 01:28:52,411 --> 01:28:53,620 Order! 1512 01:28:55,789 --> 01:28:57,666 Order! 1513 01:29:03,756 --> 01:29:05,381 Where was I? 1514 01:29:05,382 --> 01:29:09,053 Casey Barnett, the court find you... 1515 01:29:09,219 --> 01:29:10,220 Casey Barnett, 1516 01:29:10,221 --> 01:29:13,514 the court finds you guilty of murder. 1517 01:29:13,515 --> 01:29:14,807 No. No! No! I'm innocent. 1518 01:29:14,808 --> 01:29:17,143 I condemn you to die by the guillotine 1519 01:29:17,144 --> 01:29:21,106 one week from today at 6:30 in the morning. 1520 01:29:27,112 --> 01:29:28,821 I didn't kill my friend. I didn't kill him. 1521 01:29:28,822 --> 01:29:30,823 - I love him like a brother. - Very good. Very sincere. 1522 01:29:30,824 --> 01:29:35,536 - Why don't they believe me? - Don't touch. Don't touch! 1523 01:29:35,537 --> 01:29:37,455 Please, please. Believe me. I... 1524 01:29:37,456 --> 01:29:40,166 Please don't, don't leave me here. Help me! Help me! 1525 01:29:40,167 --> 01:29:42,168 Don't touch. Don't touch. Hold it. 1526 01:29:42,169 --> 01:29:43,336 But you've got to stop it now. 1527 01:29:43,337 --> 01:29:44,796 Please, Paul, you've got to stop it! 1528 01:29:44,797 --> 01:29:47,465 I've told you, when the blade hangs over his head 1529 01:29:47,466 --> 01:29:50,510 I'll save his miserable life and... 1530 01:29:50,511 --> 01:29:53,013 not one moment before. 1531 01:29:56,058 --> 01:29:58,352 Oh, you! 1532 01:29:59,978 --> 01:30:02,146 Oh,me-merci beaucoup. Merci. 1533 01:30:02,147 --> 01:30:04,524 - Why did she do that? - Uh... 1534 01:30:04,525 --> 01:30:07,277 Because I won't marry her. 1535 01:30:11,365 --> 01:30:14,535 Guillotine today. 1536 01:30:19,415 --> 01:30:21,750 Are you ready now? 1537 01:30:23,585 --> 01:30:24,752 I'm never ready. 1538 01:30:24,753 --> 01:30:27,630 You know I'm against capital punishments. Hm. 1539 01:30:27,631 --> 01:30:30,091 Please. You're not on your soapbox now. 1540 01:30:30,092 --> 01:30:31,551 A year from now, I get my pension. 1541 01:30:31,552 --> 01:30:34,847 And... and then I will fight the whole barbaric system. 1542 01:30:41,061 --> 01:30:43,521 Driver, can you go a little bit faster? 1543 01:30:43,522 --> 01:30:46,190 Not for to go to a guillotine. 1544 01:30:46,191 --> 01:30:48,693 No. Sorry. This is how fast I go. 1545 01:30:48,694 --> 01:30:49,986 Oh, but what you don't understand 1546 01:30:49,987 --> 01:30:51,487 is I have to get there on time. 1547 01:30:51,488 --> 01:30:53,489 Disgusting. What are you, a reporter? 1548 01:30:53,490 --> 01:30:57,076 No. No. You... you see, my friend's gonna be executed. 1549 01:30:57,077 --> 01:30:59,287 - Your friend? - Yes! 1550 01:30:59,288 --> 01:31:01,248 Your friend! 1551 01:31:03,041 --> 01:31:05,001 What is it? Driver, I haven't got much... 1552 01:31:05,002 --> 01:31:07,421 - Have we got a flat? - What kind of a man are you? 1553 01:31:07,463 --> 01:31:08,255 What's the matter? 1554 01:31:08,256 --> 01:31:11,424 Going to see your friend loose his head? 1555 01:31:11,425 --> 01:31:13,301 - You ghoul. You nut! - Ooh! 1556 01:31:13,302 --> 01:31:17,431 Dracula! Malicious! I don't know what... 1557 01:31:17,473 --> 01:31:22,435 You idiot, I'm... I'm the guy he killed. 1558 01:31:22,436 --> 01:31:24,729 Hey, wait! H... hey, come back! 1559 01:31:24,730 --> 01:31:27,732 You're nuts! Come back here! 1560 01:31:27,733 --> 01:31:29,066 Don't leave me! 1561 01:31:29,067 --> 01:31:32,321 Where am I? 1562 01:31:33,739 --> 01:31:35,532 - Oh! 1563 01:31:38,994 --> 01:31:40,454 Help! Help, help! 1564 01:31:40,496 --> 01:31:42,914 Please call for help! Help. 1565 01:31:42,915 --> 01:31:43,999 Help, somebody! 1566 01:31:44,000 --> 01:31:45,750 Hello, folks. I'm alive. 1567 01:31:45,751 --> 01:31:47,376 Help! Some... 1568 01:31:47,377 --> 01:31:49,212 Somebody help! 1569 01:31:49,213 --> 01:31:50,796 Hey! I'm Paul Sloane. 1570 01:31:50,797 --> 01:31:53,008 Let me in! Somebody call the police! 1571 01:31:54,801 --> 01:31:56,594 Hi! Hey, it's me, Paul Sloane. 1572 01:31:56,595 --> 01:31:58,221 Get on the telephone and call the police. 1573 01:31:58,222 --> 01:32:02,141 You've gotta understand. Get on the phone and call... 1574 01:32:02,142 --> 01:32:03,560 Are you out of your mind? 1575 01:32:05,729 --> 01:32:07,481 Thanks for what? 1576 01:32:36,134 --> 01:32:39,846 Guillotine. 1577 01:32:54,736 --> 01:32:56,279 Good morning. 1578 01:32:56,280 --> 01:32:58,615 I am innocent. 1579 01:33:06,832 --> 01:33:07,666 Hey. Hey. 1580 01:33:07,667 --> 01:33:11,419 Come on, Toulouse. Get in. Hurry! 1581 01:33:11,420 --> 01:33:13,504 Nikki's goin' over with that dirty old man 1582 01:33:13,505 --> 01:33:15,340 to his dirty old chateau. 1583 01:33:24,516 --> 01:33:26,310 Cigarette? 1584 01:33:26,435 --> 01:33:28,520 Ah, cigarette. 1585 01:33:32,774 --> 01:33:35,735 Thank you. You should really get one of these. 1586 01:33:35,736 --> 01:33:40,032 They cut down on the tar and guillo... nicotine. 1587 01:33:44,077 --> 01:33:45,828 Well, even if you don't love her, you should save her 1588 01:33:45,829 --> 01:33:48,164 from that creep, you owe her that much. 1589 01:33:48,165 --> 01:33:48,915 Driver, hurry up! 1590 01:33:48,916 --> 01:33:51,667 She's packing to leave on her honeymoon. 1591 01:33:51,668 --> 01:33:52,711 Driver, can't you go any faster? 1592 01:33:52,712 --> 01:33:54,128 The honeymoon? Are they already married? 1593 01:33:54,129 --> 01:33:57,423 - No, but Pepe is very liberal. - Oh, that little fool. 1594 01:33:57,424 --> 01:33:59,008 Driver, how far is it to the prison? 1595 01:33:59,009 --> 01:34:00,426 You mean you haven't taken care of that yet? 1596 01:34:00,427 --> 01:34:03,304 No! And if he doesn't step on it, I might never get to. 1597 01:34:03,305 --> 01:34:04,889 If I don't turn around, you may not. 1598 01:34:04,890 --> 01:34:07,725 What? Turn around. I... we're goin' the wrong way! 1599 01:34:07,726 --> 01:34:11,313 - What are ya... - We gotta go back! 1600 01:34:28,538 --> 01:34:32,917 Oh, you shut up! Just get me another cab. 1601 01:34:32,918 --> 01:34:35,087 Oh, my God! 1602 01:34:36,838 --> 01:34:39,591 Oh, look out! 1603 01:34:42,761 --> 01:34:46,138 No, no, no. May I have another cigarette? 1604 01:34:46,139 --> 01:34:48,141 I'm afraid not. 1605 01:34:51,019 --> 01:34:52,353 Hey! 1606 01:34:52,354 --> 01:34:54,189 Hey! Hey! 1607 01:34:54,523 --> 01:34:56,316 Hey! Hey! 1608 01:35:06,159 --> 01:35:09,996 Guillotine. 1609 01:35:11,665 --> 01:35:13,500 Cheers. 1610 01:35:14,626 --> 01:35:16,836 Oh, no. 1611 01:35:16,837 --> 01:35:18,714 What? 1612 01:35:26,471 --> 01:35:29,181 Oh. Whoo! 1613 01:35:29,182 --> 01:35:30,642 Whoo! 1614 01:35:31,852 --> 01:35:34,855 Do you have a final word? 1615 01:35:35,605 --> 01:35:37,274 Help! 1616 01:35:54,207 --> 01:35:57,252 Hey! 1617 01:36:04,134 --> 01:36:06,136 Paul! 1618 01:36:10,432 --> 01:36:11,516 Laurie! Laurie! 1619 01:36:11,517 --> 01:36:14,351 They... they're going to, uh, execute her lover today. 1620 01:36:14,352 --> 01:36:17,813 Don't say that. Just get to the prison, and fast! 1621 01:36:17,814 --> 01:36:18,914 Laurie? 1622 01:36:34,790 --> 01:36:39,044 - Ready? - Down with capital punishment. 1623 01:36:53,517 --> 01:36:55,100 Stop! Don't! Don't kill him! 1624 01:36:55,101 --> 01:36:58,437 Don't kill him! I'm Paul Sloane! He's my friend! 1625 01:36:58,438 --> 01:36:59,855 Stop! I'm Paul Sloane! 1626 01:36:59,856 --> 01:37:04,652 - I'm his friend! - Oh, Paul! Paul! 1627 01:37:04,653 --> 01:37:06,529 - Laurie! - Casey! 1628 01:37:06,530 --> 01:37:07,863 Laurie! Laurie! 1629 01:37:07,864 --> 01:37:10,241 Oh, watch her! Watch her! Don't let her faint! 1630 01:37:10,242 --> 01:37:13,703 Laurie... 1631 01:37:14,287 --> 01:37:15,663 Amnesia. I had... I had amnesia. 1632 01:37:15,664 --> 01:37:18,624 What was that you said about amnesia? 1633 01:37:18,625 --> 01:37:19,584 I forget. 1634 01:37:19,585 --> 01:37:21,252 What is your philosophy of life? 1635 01:37:21,253 --> 01:37:22,712 Uh, don't die. 1636 01:37:24,631 --> 01:37:25,715 She never kissed me like that. 1637 01:37:25,716 --> 01:37:29,010 Come on, driver. Let's go. I've got another life to save. 1638 01:37:39,062 --> 01:37:41,730 She... she never kissed me like that. 1639 01:37:41,731 --> 01:37:45,151 Come on, hurry up! Get inside! 1640 01:37:46,653 --> 01:37:48,112 Nikki! 1641 01:37:48,113 --> 01:37:50,782 - Where you goin'? - Nikki! 1642 01:37:54,119 --> 01:37:55,829 Oh! 1643 01:37:59,207 --> 01:38:01,333 Aw, cheer up, Monsieur De Winter. 1644 01:38:01,334 --> 01:38:04,169 I'll go with you and put up your mother's hems. 1645 01:38:04,170 --> 01:38:06,255 My mother has already put up her hems. 1646 01:38:06,256 --> 01:38:08,300 Then we'll take 'em down and put 'em up again. 1647 01:38:08,758 --> 01:38:11,218 That ought to knock off one day. 1648 01:38:11,219 --> 01:38:14,847 Paul, do you want to marry me, 1649 01:38:14,848 --> 01:38:17,016 or do you want to bother me? 1650 01:38:17,017 --> 01:38:19,811 Both, and in that order. 1651 01:38:21,187 --> 01:38:22,688 I don't understand you, Paul. 1652 01:38:22,689 --> 01:38:26,650 Before we were married, you'd never let me pose this way. 1653 01:38:26,651 --> 01:38:27,861 That's right. 1654 01:38:27,903 --> 01:38:32,239 But aren't you afraid that now others will see me like this? 1655 01:38:32,240 --> 01:38:34,868 Don't worry, they won't. 1656 01:38:37,329 --> 01:38:38,371 Oh, you. 1657 01:38:38,372 --> 01:38:41,666 Then why did you have me pose this way? 111773

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