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(CLOCK TICKING, RINGING)

(THEME MUSIC)

♪

-HELP, HELP!

HE-E-ELP!

-WHAT?

IT'S NASTY IDEAS LIKE THIS

THAT MAKE DR. ROBOTNIK LOVE ME BEST.

(REEL CLICKING)

(OFFSCREEN) -GOON: FOOL! YOU COULDN'T CATCH A COLD.

WATCH A REAL PRO, HA-HA-HA-HA!

(REEL CLICKING)

-ROBOT ATTACK! SAVE ME!

HE-E-ELP!

-SOUNDS LIKE ROBOTNIK'S BADNIKS

ARE STIRRING UP MORE TROUBLE.

-WE HAVE WAYS OF MAKING YOU TALK, HEDGEHOG.

-WE DO?

WHAT WAYS?

-STUPID!

-OH, YEAH, RIGHT,

WE GOT STUPID WAYS TO MAKE YOU TALK.

SO START BLABBIN', MISSY.

-TELL US WHERE WE CAN FIND SONIC.

-I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS.

I'VE NEVER EVEN MET SONIC.

-YA HAVE NOW.

PICKING ON A PRETTY LADY--

DON'T YOU BOTS HAVE ANY CHIVALRY?

-NO, BUT GROUNDER'S GOT A GREAT TRICK UP HIS SLEEVE.

-MY NEW GLUE GUN,

IT'LL PASTE YOUR SNEAKERS RIGHT TO THE PAVEMENT.

-YEAH, HEDGEHOG, STICK AROUND.

HA-HA-HA-HA!

HEY FASTRA, YA MISSED.

WAIT'LL DR. ROBOTNIK HEARS ABOUT THIS, HA-HA-HA-HA.

-NOT FROM YOU.

I'LL GLUE YOUR YAP SHUT.

(OFFSCREEN) -SONIC: HOLD IT,

OFFICIAL PHOTOGRAPHER.

DR. ROBOTNIK WANTS THIS HISTORIC MOMENT

PRESERVED FOR HIS MUSEUM OF VILLAINRY AND ROTTENNESS.

OKAY, OKAY, PUT YOUR ARM ON EACH OTHER'S SHOULDERS

AND SAY, "CHEESE."

-CHEESE! -CHEESE!

(OFFSCREEN) -SONIC: GREAT, GREAT, GREAT.

NOW THIS TIME TAKE TWO STEPS BACKWARDS

AND SAY, "GLUE."

-GLUE! -GLUE!

-GLUE? -GLUE?

(GRUNTING)

(UPBEAT MUSIC)

♪

-MY HERO.

I HEARD YOU WERE SPEEDY.

I HEARD YOU WERE BRAVE.

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU'D BE SO HANDSOME.

-HANDSOME?

YOU REALLY THINK SO?

-AND STRONG, AND CLEVER, AND DARING.

HOW CAN I EVER THANK YOU?

I KNOW...

-YUCK!

-AW, IT WAS NOTHIN'.

ANY HEROIC WARP SPEED HEDGEHOG

WHO WANTS TO HELP PEOPLE IN TROUBLE COULDA DONE IT.

-NOT SO DASHINGLY AS YOU.

NOT SO GALLANTLY.

-HI, MY NAME IS TAILS AND SONIC AND I GOTTA GO NOW.

-MY NAME IS BREEZIE.

-NICE TO HAVE MET YA, BYE.

-OH, LOOK, CHILI DOGS, MY FAVORITE, FAVORITE FOOD.

-HEY, MINE, TOO.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOR LUNCH?

-UNFORTUNATELY I HATE DINING OUTDOORS.

-OH.

-THE SUN CAN BE RUINOUS TO A GIRL'S COMPLEXION.

-LIKE I SAID, IT WAS NICE TO MEET YA, BYE.

-OF COURSE, SONIC, SWEETIE, IF YOU HAD AN UMBRELLA...

-ONE SHADE GETTIN' MADE.

HOW'S THAT? -PERFECT!

-GREAT, SONIC SHOULD'VE QUIT WHILE WE WERE AHEAD.

-ALL IT NEEDS IS FLOWERS.

-FLOWERS?

FLOWERS.

-AWESOME.

-YEAH, AWESOME, LIKE SOMEBODY I JUST MET.

-TOO BAD THEY'RE NOT MOBISIA MARVELOSA MARIGOLDIAS.

-MOBISIA WHAT?

(OFFSCREEN) -BREEZIE: MY FAVORITE, FAVORITE, FAVORITE FLOWERS.

-OH. -THEY GROW 2,000 MILES AWAY DOWN AT THE EQUATOR.

HOW COULD I POSSIBLY EXPECT YOU TO BRING ME SOME?

SILLY ME.

-TAILS, LITTLE BUDDY, LOOK AFTER BREEZIE.

THIS MAY TAKE A FEW MINUTES.

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I JUST CAME 2,000 MILES.

I WANT A MAP.

-NAH, NO WAY, YOU DON'T WANT A MAP

TO THE MOBISIA MARVELOSA MARIGOLDIAS.

-I'M WAITIN'.

-OKAY, OKAY, BUT REMEMBER, AVOID THE ANGRY ALLIGATORS.

DON'T PROVOKE THE PYTHON,

AND KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED FOR CANNIBALS.

-AVOID THE ANGRY ALLIGATORS--

(THUD)

♪

OKAY, DON'T PROVOKE THE PYTHON.

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SORRY, BIG GUY, SHOULDA WARNED YOU ABOUT MY QUILLS.

-BLA-AH.

-AND KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED FOR--

A-AH... CANNIBALS.

(QUIRKY MUSIC)

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-WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR OUR SPECIALS FOR THE DAY?

HONEY BAKED HEDGEHOG, HEDGEHOG HOLLANDAISE,

AND HEDGEHOG HASH.

-HEY, TALK TO THE PYTHON, I TASTE TERRIBLE.

-AU CONTRAIRE, YOU LOOK DELICIOUS.

PERFECT FOR THE BARBEQUE.

-YOU GUYS DON'T GET IT, DO YA?

I'M NO BARBEQUE, I'M FAST FOOD.

YOU GUYS CAN CHASE ME IF YOU CAN.

(CRASHING)

(UPBEAT MUSIC)

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-CONGRATULATIONS.

YOU HAVE REACHED THE GARDEN

OF THE MOBISIA MARVELOSA MARIGOLDIAS.

-WHOA, FINALLY.

I'M GETTIN' POOPED.

-BUT UNFORTUNATELY, NO ONE EVER RETURNED FROM HERE.

-AND WHY NOT?

YIKES!

-THE FIRE DRAGON WON'T LET 'EM.

(ROARING)

-THINK YOU'RE HOT STUFF, HUH?

OKAY, TOAST YOUR TOOTSIES WITH THIS.

(WHIRRING)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

-YE-EOW!

OH, OW, OW, AH!

WOO-HOO- HOO-HOO!

AHH.

YEOW!

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-I HOPE THIS WASN'T TOO MUCH TROUBLE, SONIC SWEETIE.

-TROUBLE?

NAH.

-THEN WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?

-TAILSIE IS RIGHT.

I WAITED AND WAITED

AND GOT FAMISHEDER AND FAMISHEDER.

-WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU OFFER BREEZIE A CHILI DOG?

-SHE WON'T EAT OUR CHILI DOGS.

-I ONLY EAT CHEF CHARLEMAGNE'S CHOICE CHILI DOGS.

HE HAS THE CUTEST LITTLE CAFE

JUST 6,000 MILES FROM HERE IN THE ICE TERRITORY.

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-CH-CH-CH-CHEF CHARLEMAGNE'S CH-CHOICE CHILI DOGS?

-HEH, STRAIGHT AHEAD TO THE BIG GLACIER

THEN TURN LEFT AT THE SECOND ICEBERG.

-TH-TH-THANKS.

(SLOSHING)

-GIVE ME DR. ROBOTNIK.

(OFFSCREEN) -ROBOT #1: HIS ROYAL MALICIOUS ROBOTNIK'S LABORATORY,

SCRATCH SQUAWKING.

IT'S FOR YOU, YOUR MALICIOUSNESS.

FRESH OFF THE RECEIVER.

-ROBOTNIK: WHO IS THIS?

I CAN'T TALK NOW.

I'M WAITING FOR IMPORTANT NEWS FROM THE ICE TERRITORY.

-THEN LISTEN UP, YOUR ROTTENNESS.

SONIC WAS JUST HERE.

-HA-HA, IT'S WORKING.

MY SNEAKY, DEVIOUS, UNDERHANDED SCHEME IS WORKING!

-SCRATCH: ANY SNEAKY, DEVIOUS, UNDERHANDED

SCHEME IN PARTICULAR?

-YES, MY SECRET AGENT BREEZIE

HAS GOT SONIC RUNNING IN CIRCLES ALL OVER MOBIUS.

-BREEZIE IS YOUR SECRET AGENT?

-OF COURSE!

-GROUNDER: THEN WHY DID YOU SEND US TO CAPTURE HER?

(OMINOUS MUSIC)

-ROBOTNIK: THAT WAS THE BRILLIANTLY, SNEAKY PART OF MY

DEVIOUS AND UNDERHANDED SCHEME.

-IT WAS? -IT WAS?

-YES, YOU DUMB BOTS!

HOW ELSE COULD I GET SONIC

TO THINK BREEZIE IS ON HIS SIDE?

-I KNEW IT ALL THE TIME.

-I KNEW IT BEFORE YOU DID.

-GREAT ACTING JOB I DID WHEN WE CAPTURED HER, HUH?

-YEAH, GREAT ACTING JOB.

YOU ALMOST HAD ME THINKIN' ROBOTNIK

PUT A BRAIN IN YOUR HEAD.

-SILENCE!

-YES, YOUR MISERABLENESS.

-NOW THAT BREEZIE HAS DIVERTED SONIC

TO THE FAR REACHES OF THE PLANET,

IT'S TIME TO LAUNCH THE SECOND PART OF MY TERRIBLE PLAN.

WELL, GENTLEMEN, HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?

-HM.

-OH, WE LOVE IT.

-YEAH, IT'S THE BEST ONE WE'VE EVER SEEN.

(OFFSCREEN) -SCRATCH: IF WE WERE GONNA BUILD ONE OURSELVES

WE'D MAKE IT EXACTLY LIKE THAT.

(OFFSCREEN) -GROUNDER: EXACTLY.

(OFFSCREEN) -SCRATCH: ONE QUESTION.

-YES?

(OFFSCREEN) -SCRATCH & GROUNDER: WHAT IS IT?

-IT'S MY NEW EGG-O-MATIC TUNNERLIZER

AND TOWN TERRORIZER.

SEE THAT UGLY EMPTY SPACE IN FRONT OF MY FORTRESS?

(OFFSCREEN) -SCRATCH: IT'S NOT EXACTLY EMPTY,

YOUR MALICIOUSNESS.

-GROUNDER: THAT IS THAT WHOLE VILLAGE RIGHT THERE.

-IN SIX HOURS THAT VILLAGE WILL BE GONE.

-GONE?

-VANISHED, DESTROYED, OBLITERATED!

I'M FLOODING IT.

I'M GOING TO TUNNEL TO THE MAIN MOBIUS RESERVOIR.

STEAL ALL IT'S WATER

AND TURN THAT TOWN INTO LAKE ROBOTNIK.

(SINISTER LAUGHTER)

-NEED ANY HELP? -NO!

I WANT YOU TWO TO GO HELP BREEZIE ELIMINATE SONIC.

THIS IS ONE TIME I'M GOING TO DO SOME ROTTENNESS

AND THAT HEDGEHOG WON'T STOP ME!

(OFFSCREEN) -GROUNDER: BUT WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO ALL THE PEOPLE?

-IN A WORD, THEY'LL ALL BE SUNK!

(SINISTER LAUGHTER)

♪

(WHIRRING)

YEE-HA!

YIP-YIP-YIPPEE!

(WHIRRING)

I'LL TUNNEL.

I'LL STEAL THE RESERVOIR WATER.

I'LL FLOOD THAT INNOCENT VILLAGE RIGHT OFF THE MAP

AND BEST OF ALL SONIC IS BEING KEPT TOO BUSY

TO EVEN NOTICE!

(SINISTER LAUGHTER)

-DOES SONIC ALWAYS TAKE THIS LONG TO GO SOME PLACE?

-NEVER.

-GOOD.

-HUH?

LOOK, HERE COMES A SNOWMAN.

(UPBEAT MUSIC)

♪

(TEETH CHATTERING)

NO, WAIT, IT'S NO SNOWMAN.

IT'S SONIC!

-SORRY, BREEZIE, YOUR CHEF CHARLEMAGNE'S CHOICE CHILI DOG

GOT A LITTLE CHILLY.

-YEAH, I'VE SEEN POPSICLES THAT LOOK WARMER THAN THAT.

-HERE, TAILS, HEAT IT UP.

-I CAN'T.

YOU PUT OUT THE FIRE.

-IT DOESN'T MATTER.

YOU'RE SO BRAVE AND THOUGHTFUL TO BRING IT TO ME.

-OH, NO BIG DEAL.

-BESIDES, I KNOW JUST THE PLACE

YOU CAN GO TO GET IT HEATED UP.

-NO, NOT AGAIN.

CAN'T YA SEE HOW TIRED HE IS?

-EVEN IF HE'S TIRED, A GREAT HERO LIKE SONIC

IS NOT GOING TO LET HIS...

GREATEST ADMIRER STARVE TO DEATH.

-NOPE, NO WAY.

WHERE IS THIS HEATING UP PLACE?

-IT'S CALLED RENT-A-STOVE DOWN THE ROAD,

JUST 600 MILES.

-I'M ALREADY THERE!

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-WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN TO SONIC?

-WHY DON'T YOU FLOAT DOWN A RIVER AND GET LOST AT SEA?

-OH, OW!

WHOA!

HELP, HELP!

♪

-NICE WORK, AGENT BREEZIE.

-YEAH, VERY NICE.

THAT LITTLE BRAT IS A REAL PAIN IN THE TRANSMISSION.

-YOU MUST BE THE GUYS DR. ROBOTNIK SAID

WOULD HELP ME SET THE FINAL TRAP FOR SONIC.

-THAT'S US.

MY NAME'S SCRATCH AND I'M THE BOSS

OF THE SUPER SPECIAL SONIC SEARCH AND SMASH SQUAD.

HA-HA-HA-HA!

-MY NAME'S GROUNDER AND I'M THE BOSS.

-WELL, ON THIS JOB YOU TWO BOSSES

ARE TAKING ORDERS FROM ME.

-OH, I KNEW THAT.

-GROUNDER: I KNEW IT FIRST.

-STOP BLABBING AND GET TO WORK!

-HELP!

(WATER WHOOSHING)

OH, NO!

-WHAT'S THE MATTER?

CAN'T YA SWIM?

-NOT VERY WELL...

BUT I CAN FLY.

THAT BREEZIE IS MORE TROUBLE THAN I EVEN THOUGHT.

I GOTTA FIND OUT WHAT'S GOING ON.

-IS THE FOOLPROOF, SPEED PROOF, ESCAPE PROOF

GROUND LEVEL TRAP READY?

-ALL SET.

-THEN PROVE IT.

-WHEN SONIC STEPS ON THAT PIECE OF GROUND IN FRONT OF YOU

I ACTIVATE MY REMOTE CONTROL TRAP ZAPPER.

THE CARPET COATED TREADMILL RISES UP

AND SONIC STARTS RUNNING ON IT.

THE FASTER IT GOES THE MORE STATIC ELECTRICITY

DEVELOPS IN THE HEDGEHOG'S QUILLS.

SO, WHEN I ACTIVATE THE GIANT MAGNET, THE ELECTRIFIED SONIC

IS PULLED INTO ITS FORCE FIELD AND MAGNETICALLY IMMOBILIZED.

IT'LL GET HIM GUARANTEED.

HA-HA-HA-HA!

-IN CASE IT DOESN'T

IS THE INGENIOUS BACKUP TREE TRAP READY?

-READY.

IF SONIC ESCAPES THE FIRST TRAP

I SAW DOWN THIS TREE

WHICH FALLS TO THE GROUND BONKING THE HEDGEHOG

RIGHT ON HIS NOGGIN'.

-YOU BONKED MY NOGGIN'.

-I TOLD YOU IT'D WORK.

-YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SAY IT WAS READY

NOT SHOW IT WAS READY.

-OH, WELL, MAYBE WE CAN SKIP TO THE NEXT FOOLPROOF TRAP.

-IS THE DOUBLE INSURANCE, EXTRA DUTY,

WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS SPECIAL SURPRISE

SMASHER FROM THE SKY READY?

-READY.

-ONE HEDGEHOG CANCELLED.

-YEAH, NOTHING CAN ESCAPE THE SMASH STAMPER!

HA-HA-HA-HA!

-THEN I GUESS WE CAN CALL DR. ROBOTNIK

AND TELL HIM THAT SONIC THE HEDGEHOG

IS ABOUT TO BE CAPTURED.

-I'LL DO IT.

OH, MY ROBOCOM PHONE IS DEAD.

-WE'LL USE MINE.

(OFFSCREEN) -TAILS: WAIT A SEC.

SHE'S A ROBOT!

-SO AS SOON AS SONIC GETS BACK

YOU'LL BE RID OF HIM FOREVER, YOUR MALICIOUSNESS.

-GOOD WORK, AGENT BREEZIE.

I'M GLAD I BUILT YOU.

-ANY FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS?

-JUST GET THAT HEDGEHOG.

I'LL BE REACHING THE RESERVOIR IN 10 MINUTES

AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT THE VILLAGE WILL BE WASHED AWAY.

-I'VE GOTTA FIND SONIC AND WARN HIM!

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STOP, SONIC, STOP!

-CAN'T STOP, LIL' BRO, BREEZIE'S WAITIN'.

-WAIT, SHE'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.

-I KNOW.

-YOU KNOW?

-YEAH, I THINK SHE'S PERFECT,

BUT SHE'S EVEN BETTER THAN THAT.

-SONIC, COME BACK.

YOU'VE GOTTA LISTEN TO ME.

(COUGHING)

♪

(BEEPING)

-HEDGEHOG APPROACHING.

-PREPARE THE TRAPS.

(ROMANTIC MUSIC)

♪

-YOUR CHILI DOG, MY LADY.

-HE'S NOT STANDING ON THE TREADMILL TRAP.

BREEZIE'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.

-THANK YOU, SONIC SWEETIE.

COULD YOU WALK RIGHT OVER THERE AND PUT IT ON THE TABLE?

-SURE.

-HE'S FALLIN' FOR IT.

-BUT FIRST I WANNA GIVE YOU SOMETHING.

I HAD A LITTLE TIME WHILE I WAS WAITIN'

FOR YOUR CHILI DOG TO GET HEATED.

SO I BOUGHT YA A PRESENT.

-A REAL PRESENT?

ONE I DIDN'T SEND YOU FOR?

-AND I WROTE YA A POEM.

-A POEM?

-YEAH, SO YOU'LL KNOW HOW I'LL FEEL.

YOU CAN READ IT WHILE I PUT THIS ON THE TABLE.

-HA!

YOU'VE HAD IT, HEDGEHOG!

-HEY!

WHO-O-OA!

-HA-HA-HA-HA!

THE CARPET COATING IS STARTING TO BUILD UP STATIC ELECTRICITY.

-ZAP THE MAGNET!

(ZAPPING)

-AH, AHH!

-WE GOT HIM! WE GOT HIM!

BREEZIE, WE GOT SONIC!

-NO ONE EVER WROTE ME A POEM BEFORE.

"ROBOTNIK IS ROTTEN, ALFALFA IS SNEEZY.

THE MINUTE I MET HER, I LOVED MY BREEZIE."

IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

(CRYING)

-HUH, SHE'S NOT EVEN PAYIN' ATTENTION.

-GOOD. -GOOD?

-YEAH, DON'T YA GET IT?

WHILE SHE'S READIN' ALL THAT MUSHY STUFF

WE'LL GET RID OF THAT HEDGEHOG AND DR. ROBOTNIK

WILL HAVE TO GIVE US ALL THE CREDIT.

-EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKIN', EXACTLY.

UH, HOW WE GONNA DO THAT?

-EASY, I'LL JUST ACTIVATE THE DOUBLE INSURANCE,

EXTRA DUTY, WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS

SPECIAL SURPRISE SMASH FROM THE SKY TRAP.

(OFFSCREEN) -GROUNDER: YEAH, WE'LL CANCEL THAT HEDGEHOG.

-BREEZIE: NO!

(ZAPPING)

(THUD)

SONIC, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

SPEAK TO ME.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

(ZAPPING)

-WUH-OH.

(LOUD THUD)

(RUMBLING)

-AH-AH-OH!

-SAVE ME.

(CRASHING)

-YOU SAVED MY LIFE.

-YOU SAVED MINE.

-I KNOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

I WASN'T DESIGNED TO DO THAT.

-DESIGNED?

-I'M A ROBOT, SONIC.

MY JOB WAS TO TRICK YOU.

CALL DR. ROBOTNIK AND HE'LL TELL YOU.

DR. ROBOTNIK, HE'S GOING TO STEAL ALL THE WATER

FROM THE MOBIUS RESERVOIR AND FLOOD A WHOLE VILLAGE.

YOU'VE GOT TO STOP HIM!

HURRY!

♪

-TEN MORE SECONDS AND I'LL REACH THE RESERVOIR.

(WHIRRING)

♪

HEY, WHAT DID YOU DO?

-NO BIG DEAL, RONUTNIK.

I JUST HOOKED YOU UP TO MOBIUS' LONGEST BUNGEE CORD.

(SCREAMING)

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!

(CRASHING)

(SOMBER MUSIC)

-WHAT'S THIS?

-BREEZIE TOLD ME TO GIVE THIS TO YA.

-"IF I'M JUST A ROBOT WHY AM I CRYING?

MAYBE SOME DAY WE'LL MEET DOWN THE LINE

AND THEN, SONIC, YOU'LL BE MINE."

-COME ON, TAILS.

-WHERE WE GOIN'?

-ON DOWN THE LINE.

(PLAYFUL MUSIC)

♪

(THEME MUSIC)

♪

KIDS, THERE'S NOTHING MORE COOL THAN BEING HUGGED

BY SOMEONE YOU LIKE,

BUT IF SOMEONE TRIES TO TOUCH YOU IN A PLACE

OR IN A WAY THAT MAKES YOU FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE

THAT'S NO GOOD, IT'S YOUR BODY.

NO ONE HAS THE RIGHT TO TOUCH YOU IF YOU DON'T WANT THEM TO.

SO, WHAT DO YOU DO?

FIRST, YOU SAY, "NO!"

THEN YOU GET OUTTA THERE.

MOST IMPORTANT, YOU GOTTA TELL SOMEONE YOU TRUST,

LIKE YOUR PARENTS, YOUR TEACHER, A POLICE OFFICER.

(THEME MUSIC)

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