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Michael:
Pretty sure I cracked my rib.
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Happy Thanksgiving!
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It's tied!
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If it isn't the Morgans.
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[ Laughs ]
Better late than never.
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Kyle, do I get to meet
your girlfriend tonight?
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I don't have a girlfriend.
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Jude: Beating the Tuniclifs
isn't the same
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as a cold beer in my hand,
is it?
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Olive: We're getting
our fricking beer.
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-Okay.
-Aah!
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God bless America.
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I dropped out of med school,
and my parents' don't know yet.
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Olive.
Wrong house.
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Announcer: And with four minutes
to go in the third quarter,
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there's a time-out
on the field
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as the refs review
a challenge from Detroit.
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This challenge review
is brought to you
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by NBC's new comedy series,
"C.E.Bro."
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He went from frat house
to the board room.
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Thursdays at 8:00 on NBC.
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Now, "C.E.Bro"
is just one part of NBC's
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exciting new Thursday night
comedy lineup.
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Because all of last season's
comedies were not renewed.
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Yeah, that's correct, Dan.
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At 8:30, we have "No You
Didn't" starring Debra Messing.
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Love her. Love her.
Mm-hmm.
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National treasure.
Mm.
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And at 9:00 p.m.,
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watch out
on your starboard side.
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It's "Admiral Dog."
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He's a high-ranking
military official --
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get this --
who is also a Pomeranian.
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Yeah, you could say
he's four-star adorable.
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He also solves murders.
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I believe that's what happens.
-Yes, he does.
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Yes, we're all
very excited for --
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Oh, wait, wait.
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We have a verdict
on the challenge.
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The ruling on the field stands.
-Wow.
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The receiver
was out of bounds.
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Ah, we're also hearing
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Johnson's head injury minutes
ago -- drumroll, please --
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[ Imitating drumroll ]
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Not a concussion!
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Wow.
Get back in there, Johnson.
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Good for Johnson.
Go to work, my friend.
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Got a lot of kids
you got to feed.
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Mm-hmm.
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[ Ding! ]
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**
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Aparna: I can't believe
you lost your virginity
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in a PT Cruiser.
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Yeah, well --
Yeah, well, I did.
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And then nine months later,
Harper was born.
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Okay.
Oh!
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This is a verbal game.
We don't have to --
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My turn, my turn.
Go. Go.
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I am lactose intolerant.
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Drink it!
Ah.
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Oh, wow.
Okay.
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Oh, I can't believe that.
Drink.
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Whoo!
My God, that's crazy.
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I don't really think that
warrants a drink, but --
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No, I think it's --
I can't believe I told you that.
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[ Doorbell rings ]
I mean, he was out.
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Crap.
Who's that?
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Look, he was --
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You're not expecting anybody,
are you?
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No, not a soul.
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[ Clicks tongue ]
Damn it.
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[ Doorbell rings ]
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Okay.
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[ Laughs ]
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Hello, losers.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Hi, Joy.
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You guys back
for another smackdown?
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No, dickwood.
We're here for our beer.
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-Mm.
-Dickwood? Really, Tony?
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I know he is,
but what am I?
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And for the record,
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you cheated
and still didn't win.
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It was a tie.
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Ha ha! Scoreboard.
Scoreboard!
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What -- No. No!
Scoreboard! Scoreboard!
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T-That makes no --
That makes no sense.
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Oh, no, no.
Scoreboard!
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[ Both mutter angrily ]
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Well, hi, Tuniclifs.
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I just finished cooking.
You want to come in?
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Not necessary, Kath.
We just came for our beer.
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Could you please ask
your thieving offspring
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to put it back
in our garage?
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Excuse me.
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We did not steal your beer.
Yeah.
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Why would we steal your beer
when we have our own beer?
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Check and mate.
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**
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[ Sighs ]
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So sorry to bother you
on Thanksgiving.
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Oh, it's funny.
I-I forgot it was Thanksgiving.
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How did you forget
it was Thanksgiving?
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All my friends are dead.
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But you're so young.
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Young,
but I guess not lucky, right?
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Where you coming in from?
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New York.
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The city?
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Yeah, New York City.
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I never been.
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It's...nice.
You should go sometime.
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Okay.
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How'd you get here?
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[ Sighs ]
It's a really long story.
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Uh, a train to a bus to a --
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Train to a bus?
Wow.
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That can't be the best way
to do it, right?
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What address
are you looking for, fella?
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It's, uh...
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Oh, crap.
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I think it was 949 Liberty.
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Well,
you're on Liberty Way,
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but, you know, there's
Liberty Lane, Liberty Road,
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Liberty Coast,
Liberty Boulevard.
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Man, I don't, I don't --
Liberty Street.
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I don't know
which one it is.
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It looks like
your PalmPilot died.
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Want to use my phone?
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Really?
Oh, that'd be great.
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Thank you.
Come on in.
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Bring your flowers.
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Thanks.
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Mid-westerners are so nice.
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Not really, no.
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-Mmm.
-Mmm!
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Right?
Beer is fun!
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-Ha ha.
-Whoo!
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-Fun. Yes.
-Yes.
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Yes.
-Fun. Lot of fun.
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Hey, let's take a little break,
maybe it's halftime.
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Oh, come on!
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Intermission from the game.
[ Blows raspberry ]
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Boo! It's your turn!
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Okay. Yeah.
Come on. Come on. Go.
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Go. Give us something juicy.
Let's -- Oh, juicy.
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-Yeah.
-Juicy!
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Uh, I don't find Charlize Theron
attractive except in "Monster."
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So you find Aileen Wuornos
attractive.
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No, I don't --
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Who's a serial killer.
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I don't think
I love Aileen Wuornos.
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I think I --
-No, you love Aileen Wuornos.
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I like people trying to look
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like Aileen Wuornos.
That's a confession.
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[ Sighs ]
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I miss the soothing sounds
of skulls cracking.
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What's taking Dad so long?
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He's probably getting duped
into buying another belly buster
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from one of those
door-to-door salesmen.
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[ Laughs ]
On Thanksgiving?
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Don:
Nobody comes to my house
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and accuses my son
of stealing!
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Tony:
He admitted to stealing!
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Well, that's --
that's stupid.
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He wrote a note!
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[ Indistinct yelling ]
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I can't believe you.
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It's right here.
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[ Sighs ]
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Yeah, come on.
Show me what you got.
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Right here, Donald.
Right there. Huh?
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-Shove it up your ass.
-This is proof.
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-Hey, what's up?
-I don't -- [ Chuckles ]
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This guy's saying Michael
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stole their beer.
Jude: Huh?
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-What?
-What?
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Yeah.
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-What the fuck?
-Unbelievable.
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He left a note.
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There it is.
There it is.
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Oh, don't give me that.
Proof.
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Oh, come on.
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They say he left a note
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apologizing
for stealing their beer.
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Right here.
A note?
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He's not that stupid.
It's right there.
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Let's see what...
What?
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...this note even says.
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-[ Chuckles ]
-"Sorry for taking your beer.
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Will replace tomorrow.
Apologetically, Michael."
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Well, there's a lot
of Michaels it could be.
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-Exactly.
-It could have been the mailman.
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-That's a very common name.
-It could have been --
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-I know so many Michaels.
-Turn it over.
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Charlie:
Flip the note over.
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"Morgan from down the street."
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-Ooh! Burn!
-There you go!
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Oh, Michael.
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Honey, honey, don't worry.
Relax.
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I mean, obviously,
this note is a forgery.
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I mean,
even Michael wouldn't leave
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a confession
at his own crime scene.
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-Yeah.
-Yeah. [ Laughs ]
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There he is.
There's the culprit.
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**
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Hey.
What's going on, everybody?
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Michael, did you steal beer
from the Tuniclifs?
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Shame on you!
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I mean,
how did you even lift it?
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You're still injured.
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[ Laughing ]
I'm not injured.
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I'm strong like bull.
Look.
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This is a cool resting spot
for a hand,
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like a chill-out hand to --
That's --
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Okay, yes, I stole
the Tuniclifs' beer,
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but, come on, everyone did it.
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We were all doing it together.
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Ooh!
Guilty! You're guilty!
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-Hey!
-No!
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Wow!
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Michael!
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-You all did it?
-No!
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Give us back the beer,
you son on the beach!
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Yeah, we want
our beer reparations.
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-Yeah!
-What are reparations?
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Oh.
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Uh, h-hey, Harper.
Uh...
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Who's gonna field this one?
Nice choice of words, stupid.
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-I'll give it a go.
-Whoa!
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[ All shouting "No!" ]
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Look, this can all be over
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if you just give us back
the beer.
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Tony, will you just relax,
for God's sakes?
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The whole neighborhood
is watching.
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You're out of control.
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Oh, now I'm out of control?
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I'm the jerk?
I'm the bad guy?
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I'm selfish?
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Tony, Tony, Tony.
Don't, Joy. Joy, Joy
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Joy, Joy, Joy, Joy, Joy,
Joy, Joy, Joy, Joy!
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See? I can do it, too!
Tony. Tony.
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Joy! Joy! Joy!
Tony. Tony.
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Oh, my God.
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This guy can't even win
an argument.
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[ Laughter ]
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All right, well,
good luck with this.
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Uh, Sue,
more pennies for your thoughts?
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Yes.
[ Laughter ]
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That's your genetics
at work, dawg.
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You know something?
You suck.
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What did you say to my dad,
fucker?
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You heard me.
Huh? What'd you say to my dad?
254
00:07:48,636 --> 00:07:50,396
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
big guy.
255
00:07:50,403 --> 00:07:51,573
You want to dance?
256
00:07:51,572 --> 00:07:52,742
-Yeah. Yeah, let's boogie.
-Oh!
257
00:07:52,740 --> 00:07:54,240
Whoa! Okay.
-[ Chuckling ] Oh.
258
00:07:54,241 --> 00:07:55,711
I'm gonna break those little
chicken legs of yours.
259
00:07:55,709 --> 00:07:57,279
Oh, yeah,
I'd like to see you try.
260
00:07:57,277 --> 00:07:58,407
-Oh, yeah?
-Oh. Yeah.
261
00:07:58,411 --> 00:07:59,651
I'm a sample size, bitch.
-Oh, wow.
262
00:07:59,647 --> 00:08:00,907
Well, I'm the Colonel.
I'm the Colonel.
263
00:08:00,914 --> 00:08:03,154
I'll pop you like a zit.
Watch yourself!
264
00:08:05,252 --> 00:08:08,962
Oooooooooow!
265
00:08:08,956 --> 00:08:10,486
[ Jude screaming ]
266
00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:11,960
That's a cute purse.
267
00:08:11,959 --> 00:08:13,829
Mm.
268
00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:15,897
**
269
00:08:19,232 --> 00:08:21,472
Man, what is wrong?
270
00:08:21,468 --> 00:08:24,068
Uh, this is
kind of embarrassing,
271
00:08:24,071 --> 00:08:27,071
but I don't actually have
Olive's number memorized.
272
00:08:27,074 --> 00:08:29,914
Come to think of it, I don't
have any phone number memorized.
273
00:08:29,910 --> 00:08:32,410
That's the digital world
we live in, huh?
274
00:08:32,412 --> 00:08:37,422
Lucky for you, I have a good,
old-fashioned analog backup.
275
00:08:37,417 --> 00:08:39,317
Now, what's your gal's
last name?
276
00:08:39,319 --> 00:08:41,859
Morgan.
Morgan.
277
00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:43,585
All right.
278
00:08:43,591 --> 00:08:45,291
Father's first initial?
279
00:08:45,292 --> 00:08:46,432
T.
280
00:08:46,426 --> 00:08:48,426
T.
Wait.
281
00:08:48,428 --> 00:08:49,598
Maybe J?
282
00:08:49,597 --> 00:08:50,597
Maybe J.
283
00:08:50,598 --> 00:08:52,368
It might be a-a G, uh --
284
00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:54,165
You don't know, do you?
285
00:08:54,167 --> 00:08:55,337
[ Sighs ]
286
00:08:55,335 --> 00:08:56,995
Ooh, doggie.
287
00:08:57,004 --> 00:08:59,444
Good thing
I put the kettle on.
288
00:08:59,439 --> 00:09:00,939
You have a big day
ahead of you.
289
00:09:00,941 --> 00:09:03,181
**
290
00:09:05,012 --> 00:09:06,682
[ Sighs ]
291
00:09:10,618 --> 00:09:12,048
Come get some.
292
00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:13,222
Go.
293
00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:14,660
Get out of here.
294
00:09:14,655 --> 00:09:16,655
[ Indistinct shouting ]
I don't want to fight.
295
00:09:16,657 --> 00:09:20,127
But I don't want to miss
any of this.
296
00:09:20,127 --> 00:09:22,327
Grow up, boys, please.
297
00:09:22,329 --> 00:09:23,529
Yeah, grow up.
298
00:09:23,530 --> 00:09:24,970
I'm not running a nursery.
299
00:09:24,965 --> 00:09:27,965
Here you go. This ought
to change the game plan.
300
00:09:27,968 --> 00:09:29,968
Thank you.
Like mana from heaven.
301
00:09:29,970 --> 00:09:31,500
I don't like to be touched.
Stop it.
302
00:09:31,504 --> 00:09:32,974
I don't like to be touched.
Stop it.
303
00:09:32,973 --> 00:09:34,313
I don't like to be touched.
Stop it. You stop it.
304
00:09:34,307 --> 00:09:35,807
I don't like -- I said
I don't like to be touched.
305
00:09:35,809 --> 00:09:37,139
Here you go.
Road pop?
306
00:09:37,144 --> 00:09:38,154
Oh, yeah, thank you.
307
00:09:38,145 --> 00:09:39,205
-Cheers.
-Cheers.
308
00:09:39,212 --> 00:09:40,912
-I'm gonna slap your face, too.
-What?
309
00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:43,724
No, Don,
you got to throw a haymaker.
310
00:09:43,717 --> 00:09:45,247
No, Dad, I got this.
Relax.
311
00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:48,222
No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
312
00:09:48,221 --> 00:09:50,161
Like this.
313
00:09:50,157 --> 00:09:51,157
Oh, my God!
314
00:09:51,158 --> 00:09:52,528
-Oh!
-Whoa.
315
00:09:52,525 --> 00:09:54,525
-Oh, shit.
-Walt!
316
00:09:54,527 --> 00:09:55,827
You idiot!
-He got me in the face!
317
00:09:55,829 --> 00:09:57,229
Don: 130 pounds.
I'm a sample size.
318
00:09:57,230 --> 00:09:59,370
Tony: You're 130 pounds
soaking wet, brother.
319
00:09:59,366 --> 00:10:00,666
Hi.
[ Jude screams ]
320
00:10:00,668 --> 00:10:01,668
-Hi.
-Not his face!
321
00:10:01,669 --> 00:10:02,839
[ Jude screams ]
322
00:10:02,836 --> 00:10:05,266
We have a soccer net
in the backyard.
323
00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:07,372
Want to go?
324
00:10:07,374 --> 00:10:08,414
Yeah.
325
00:10:08,408 --> 00:10:10,008
**
326
00:10:11,745 --> 00:10:15,245
[ Indistinct shouting
in distance ]
327
00:10:15,248 --> 00:10:16,448
Where is everyone?
328
00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:17,949
Don't know.
329
00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:22,521
Now, which one of you girls
is Kyle's girlfriend?
330
00:10:22,522 --> 00:10:23,692
That one.
331
00:10:23,691 --> 00:10:25,191
Hello, darling.
332
00:10:25,192 --> 00:10:26,632
You're very lucky.
333
00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:29,196
Kyle's always been
my favorite son.
334
00:10:29,196 --> 00:10:30,356
You mean grandson.
335
00:10:30,363 --> 00:10:32,033
You really shouldn't have
any favorites, then.
336
00:10:32,032 --> 00:10:34,572
No, that's fine.
Judge away.
337
00:10:34,567 --> 00:10:37,707
When is
"Dancing with the Stars" on?
338
00:10:37,705 --> 00:10:39,465
Oh, it's Thanksgiving,
339
00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:41,742
so no
"Dancing with the Stars" today.
340
00:10:41,742 --> 00:10:43,712
Who's your favorite star?
341
00:10:43,711 --> 00:10:46,111
I actually don't follow
that show.
342
00:10:46,113 --> 00:10:48,053
I don't own a TV.
343
00:10:48,048 --> 00:10:51,648
Is it, uh, Trump's ol' gal
Marla Maples
344
00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,951
or "The O.C.'s"
Mischa Barton,
345
00:10:53,954 --> 00:10:57,064
Antonio Brown -- what a hunk,
by the way --
346
00:10:57,057 --> 00:11:00,127
Wanya Morris,
Paige VanZant,
347
00:11:00,127 --> 00:11:04,397
Geraldo, Ginger Zee,
oh, Nyle DiMarco?
348
00:11:04,397 --> 00:11:07,067
Well, Vera, do you remember
349
00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:10,567
all of the contestants
on "Dancing with the Stars"?
350
00:11:10,570 --> 00:11:11,570
How's that possible?
351
00:11:11,571 --> 00:11:12,811
You can't even remember
352
00:11:12,806 --> 00:11:15,406
what clothes you're wearing
right now.
353
00:11:15,408 --> 00:11:19,008
Wait. Vera.
354
00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:20,852
Are you faking
your memory loss?
355
00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:27,422
Oh, my God.
356
00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:28,690
What?
357
00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:31,658
When is
"Dancing with the Stars" on?
358
00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:34,430
What?
[ Laughs ]
359
00:11:34,427 --> 00:11:35,927
This is awesome.
360
00:11:35,929 --> 00:11:37,529
What is happening?
361
00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:39,770
**
362
00:11:45,272 --> 00:11:46,942
Yes!
363
00:11:46,940 --> 00:11:48,840
Good shot.
Thanks.
364
00:11:48,842 --> 00:11:50,382
What book you reading?
365
00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:52,277
Oh, "Romeo and Juliet."
366
00:11:52,279 --> 00:11:55,379
Um, I like the movie
with Leonardo DiCaprio,
367
00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:57,622
so my mom got me the play.
368
00:11:57,617 --> 00:11:59,187
That's cool.
369
00:11:59,186 --> 00:12:01,146
I went to the pizza party
for good readers this year.
370
00:12:01,154 --> 00:12:02,624
That's cool.
371
00:12:03,957 --> 00:12:05,787
Will you be my girlfriend?
372
00:12:05,793 --> 00:12:08,163
I don't think
that's a good idea.
373
00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:09,801
Why?
374
00:12:09,797 --> 00:12:13,067
We're two households,
both alike in dignity,
375
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:16,296
but ancient grudge breaks
new mutiny.
376
00:12:16,303 --> 00:12:17,703
Cool, cool, cool.
377
00:12:17,704 --> 00:12:20,144
Cool!
378
00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:21,340
Cool.
379
00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:22,241
Yeah.
380
00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:23,742
Cool. Cool, cool, cool.
Cool.
381
00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:26,153
Cool.
Cool, cool, cool.
382
00:12:26,146 --> 00:12:28,316
Cool.
Cool.
383
00:12:28,315 --> 00:12:30,315
Uh, cool.
384
00:12:30,317 --> 00:12:33,147
Uh, see you later.
385
00:12:33,153 --> 00:12:34,823
Wait.
386
00:12:41,929 --> 00:12:42,799
Man: Hello?
Hi.
387
00:12:43,730 --> 00:12:45,000
Is this the Morgan residence?
Yes, this is.
388
00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:46,528
You don't happen to have
an Olive Morgan
389
00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:48,603
in your family, do you?
Olive Morgan? What?
390
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:49,841
Who is this? You know
it's Thanksgiving.
391
00:12:49,837 --> 00:12:52,067
Yes, I do know
it's Thanksgiving.
392
00:12:52,072 --> 00:12:54,342
Sorry to interrupt your meal.
Thanks. Go fuck yourself.
393
00:12:54,341 --> 00:12:56,411
Yes, I will go fuck myself.
Thank you.
394
00:12:57,610 --> 00:13:01,080
No luck, huh?
Well, hang in there.
395
00:13:01,081 --> 00:13:05,591
Looks like you only have
about 75, 80 to go.
396
00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:09,419
75 was probably conservative.
Probably 80.
397
00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:11,962
[ Dial tone ]
398
00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:13,789
[ Rotary clicking ]
399
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,603
Come on.
Aah!
400
00:13:15,595 --> 00:13:18,365
I know you won't say it,
so I will.
401
00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:20,125
That Maggie
has nothing better to do
402
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:22,543
than stick her nose
in other people's business,
403
00:13:22,535 --> 00:13:24,695
or, as the kids say, "OPB."
404
00:13:24,704 --> 00:13:27,044
Huh?
I think it's sad, frankly,
405
00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:28,610
that she has to run
a homeless shelter
406
00:13:28,608 --> 00:13:29,978
to make her feel better
about herself.
407
00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:31,977
I know. I know.
She acts like she's always
408
00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:33,479
thinking about other people,
you know,
409
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:34,780
and that she never thinks
of herself,
410
00:13:34,781 --> 00:13:36,321
but that in itself
is kind of selfish,
411
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:37,746
wouldn't you say?
Yeah, for sure.
412
00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:40,090
And she's lording it
over everybody like she's --
413
00:13:40,087 --> 00:13:42,317
She's like, "I've got clothes.
I've got food.
414
00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:43,962
Hey, people who don't have
those things,
415
00:13:43,957 --> 00:13:46,127
you come get them
'cause I've got extra."
416
00:13:46,126 --> 00:13:47,286
And it's like, "What?"
417
00:13:47,294 --> 00:13:49,164
Joy, that's exactly
her attitude.
418
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:51,332
Oh, it just bugs me
that she doesn't understand
419
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:53,601
the love that we have
in our family.
420
00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,140
Don, not on the annuals!
421
00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:56,335
You beast!
422
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,336
Hey, Tony,
you know better than that.
423
00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,638
[ Sighs ]
I just think that, you know...
424
00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:01,980
You know -- You know
what I really think?
425
00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:03,805
I think her family
is a little bit cuckoo bird.
426
00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:06,310
Oh, wackadoodle.
That goes without saying.
427
00:14:06,313 --> 00:14:08,453
Aah!
I got him!
428
00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:10,078
Oh, my little pumpkin.
429
00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:11,953
[ Groans ]
430
00:14:11,952 --> 00:14:12,822
Oh, we need a break.
431
00:14:12,819 --> 00:14:14,959
[ Chuckles ]
Oh, there you go.
432
00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:16,155
Whew!
433
00:14:16,156 --> 00:14:19,086
Wow.
Corey, yikes.
434
00:14:19,092 --> 00:14:20,662
If you don't learn
to wash yourself,
435
00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:22,360
you're gonna lead
a loveless life.
436
00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:23,802
And you have
so much to offer.
437
00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:25,126
[ Laughs ]
I don't know.
438
00:14:25,132 --> 00:14:27,332
I think his pheromones
smell enticing.
439
00:14:27,334 --> 00:14:28,674
Right?
No.
440
00:14:28,668 --> 00:14:30,798
He's a hunk
of burning love there, Joy.
441
00:14:30,803 --> 00:14:31,643
[ Grunts ]
442
00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:32,838
An animal.
He's an animal.
443
00:14:32,839 --> 00:14:34,339
[ Growls ]
[ Laughs ]
444
00:14:34,341 --> 00:14:36,511
Now you know how the first
Thanksgiving went down.
445
00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:37,639
Charlie: Shut up, Chad.
Don't you?
446
00:14:37,644 --> 00:14:39,354
Don't you, Tuniclif?!
447
00:14:39,346 --> 00:14:40,546
Aah!
Are you --
448
00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:42,177
Yeah, here you go.
Yeah, tag in.
449
00:14:42,182 --> 00:14:43,352
Here you go.
450
00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:45,190
Here you go.
Mmm.
451
00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:46,545
Oh, please, don't see me.
452
00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:47,993
Please, don't see me.
Whoo!
453
00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:49,458
You know what?
Actually, fuck this.
454
00:14:49,456 --> 00:14:50,856
Fuck this.
Ahh!
455
00:14:50,857 --> 00:14:52,357
You're so dumb,
you leave a voicemail
456
00:14:52,359 --> 00:14:53,889
by screaming
into a mailbox.
457
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,533
Yeah, you're so dumb,
you shoved a phone
458
00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:56,698
up your ass
to get a booty call.
459
00:14:56,696 --> 00:14:58,866
[ Grunts ]
That sign is ours.
460
00:14:58,865 --> 00:15:00,465
Don: No, it's not.
That sign is ours.
461
00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:01,627
We won it fair and square.
462
00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:02,704
We're taking it back,
Donald.
463
00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:04,702
Don:
Hey, hey, Dad, tag me out.
464
00:15:04,704 --> 00:15:06,874
Here, I'll take him.
Thank you, son.
465
00:15:06,873 --> 00:15:07,983
Oh. Ohh.
466
00:15:07,975 --> 00:15:11,035
Jude: Oh, does that feel good?
Whoo!
467
00:15:11,044 --> 00:15:12,384
Yeah?
Oh, yeah.
468
00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:13,649
Okay. Let's go.
469
00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:15,476
[ Indistinct shouting
continues ]
470
00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:18,552
Okay,
you're gonna be safe here.
471
00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:19,751
My precious.
472
00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:21,822
Mwah.
473
00:15:21,821 --> 00:15:23,391
Okay.
474
00:15:23,390 --> 00:15:25,060
**
475
00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:26,928
You're okay.
476
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:30,356
I haven't had sex in two years,
and I am fine with it.
477
00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:32,903
Drink!
Drink.
478
00:15:32,899 --> 00:15:34,269
Mm.
479
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:35,397
Aah.
480
00:15:35,402 --> 00:15:37,102
[ Sighs ]
481
00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:38,274
I got to go pee.
482
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:40,341
Yeah.
Oh, no.
483
00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:42,510
Sweetie.
484
00:15:44,044 --> 00:15:45,584
Phew.
485
00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:47,008
Hi, honey.
486
00:15:47,014 --> 00:15:48,024
Hey, Dad.
487
00:15:48,015 --> 00:15:49,045
Oh.
488
00:15:49,049 --> 00:15:51,179
Taking a break
from the yard fight?
489
00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:55,764
Well, Pop-pop is taking care
of Tony for me,
490
00:15:55,755 --> 00:15:57,785
so I thought I'd come in...
[ Belt beeps ]
491
00:15:57,790 --> 00:16:01,690
...and do
a little tummy tucking.
492
00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:03,734
[ Laughs ]
Belly busting.
493
00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:05,100
Right.
Don't get me wrong,
494
00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:07,598
I-I like fighting
like the next guy,
495
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:09,100
but I just -- I'm more
of kind of a general.
496
00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:11,772
I'm more like, uh,
Alexander the Great.
497
00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:15,441
You know, I, I kind of pick
the battles, send in the troops,
498
00:16:15,442 --> 00:16:18,712
and then kick back
and smell the roses.
499
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:22,282
So, how are you doing,
honey?
500
00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:26,422
We haven't really had a chance
to have a one on one here.
501
00:16:26,419 --> 00:16:29,459
Med school is going good?
502
00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:30,786
You know, it's hard.
503
00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:34,090
It's, uh --
Everyone is real focused.
504
00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:37,104
And I just feel like
everyone there
505
00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:40,427
is way more serious
than I am
506
00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:42,143
about, you know,
the whole thing.
507
00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:44,565
I feel like I'm stuck
in a classroom.
508
00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:47,971
I'm not seeing New York
as much as I'd like to.
509
00:16:47,974 --> 00:16:50,914
I just -- I don't know
if I want to know
510
00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:53,450
about the brain that much,
you know?
511
00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:57,146
Um,
I realize I play the part
512
00:16:57,150 --> 00:16:59,450
of kind of a buffoon
in this house,
513
00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:04,992
and, uh, maybe I'm even
kind of a bit of a dim bulb.
514
00:17:04,991 --> 00:17:06,361
[ Chuckles ]
515
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:09,799
But I'm your dad,
and nothing gets by me.
516
00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:12,700
I know what's going on.
517
00:17:13,933 --> 00:17:16,043
Wh--
You don't have to tell me.
518
00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:19,544
You're proud of yourself.
519
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:21,009
This is just like
520
00:17:21,007 --> 00:17:23,937
when you were taking
flute lessons, remember that?
521
00:17:23,943 --> 00:17:26,353
And -- And -- And you weren't
crazy about it at first,
522
00:17:26,346 --> 00:17:27,776
and you stuck with it.
523
00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:30,150
I hated the flute.
I quit.
524
00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:33,190
Well, no, your flute teacher
got pregnant
525
00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:36,156
and ran off with some biker
or something,
526
00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:38,056
and we never heard
from her again.
527
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,787
But we were so proud
of the time you put into that,
528
00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:42,403
just like we are now.
529
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:45,025
I mean, my gosh, we are gonna
have a doctor in the house.
530
00:17:45,031 --> 00:17:46,501
I never thought
we'd have one.
531
00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:48,369
I mean, the closest I thought
we were gonna get
532
00:17:48,368 --> 00:17:52,538
was when Jude, uh, volunteered
for those medical experiments.
533
00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:54,809
I don't think
he's ever recovered.
534
00:17:54,807 --> 00:17:58,037
You know, there is something
that I need to tell you.
535
00:17:58,044 --> 00:17:59,214
[ Indistinct shouting
continues ]
536
00:17:59,212 --> 00:18:00,352
Uh, honey, I would love
537
00:18:00,347 --> 00:18:02,577
to sit and talk with you
a little bit more...
538
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:04,222
[ Belt beeps ]
...but looks like Tony
539
00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:06,687
has gotten the upper hand
on Pop-pop,
540
00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:08,356
so I got to go tag him out.
541
00:18:08,355 --> 00:18:12,355
I am just gonna put this around
my med school graduate.
542
00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:14,829
[ Vocalizing heroic tune ]
543
00:18:19,566 --> 00:18:21,326
I can't wait for that day.
544
00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:25,374
Dr. Olive Morgan, M.D.
545
00:18:25,372 --> 00:18:27,742
That looks good on you.
546
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:32,043
Shit.
547
00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:35,253
[ Sighs ]
548
00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:37,918
[ Telephone rings ]
549
00:18:40,287 --> 00:18:42,047
[ Keypad beeps ]
Hello?
550
00:18:42,054 --> 00:18:44,024
And that's why they gave me
an aluminum leg.
551
00:18:44,023 --> 00:18:45,693
[ Piano playing ]
Olive?
552
00:18:45,692 --> 00:18:47,132
Clark?
553
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,096
Why are you calling
the landline?
554
00:18:49,095 --> 00:18:51,625
Oh, my God.
I'm so glad it's you.
555
00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:53,031
I-I put the wrong address
into Waze,
556
00:18:53,032 --> 00:18:54,272
and now my phone is dead,
557
00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:55,937
and I'm at some
nice stranger's house,
558
00:18:55,935 --> 00:18:57,535
and he apparently
has a metal leg,
559
00:18:57,537 --> 00:18:59,067
and all of his friends
are dead.
560
00:18:59,071 --> 00:19:00,771
Yes, sirree.
561
00:19:00,773 --> 00:19:02,483
Wait, does that mean
he killed them?
562
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:06,445
[ Chuckles ] No, he's, like,
the nicest guy I ever met.
563
00:19:06,446 --> 00:19:08,816
Okay.
Just be careful.
564
00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:10,745
So where are you right now?
565
00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:12,890
What Liberty is this?
566
00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:14,615
Liberty Way,
my good sir.
567
00:19:14,621 --> 00:19:15,891
Liberty Way.
568
00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:17,918
Okay, I don't think
that's too far,
569
00:19:17,924 --> 00:19:20,994
but I always get that confused
with Liberty Bay.
570
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:23,233
Okay.
571
00:19:23,230 --> 00:19:26,130
You're gonna have to say it,
Clark.
572
00:19:26,132 --> 00:19:27,332
Do I have to?
573
00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:30,004
I'm not gonna do it
unless you say it.
574
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:31,802
Fine.
575
00:19:32,805 --> 00:19:34,405
Olive...
576
00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:35,807
Yes?
577
00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:40,147
...would you order me
an Uber?
578
00:19:40,146 --> 00:19:42,246
Yay!
579
00:19:42,249 --> 00:19:43,649
[ Keypad beeps ]
580
00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:45,490
[ Both grunting ]
581
00:19:45,485 --> 00:19:48,655
Tony, you can't put an old man
in a headlock.
582
00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:49,985
He started it, Joy!
583
00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:51,989
And I'll end it, too.
584
00:19:51,991 --> 00:19:54,591
Ooh!
585
00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:55,964
I was in Korea.
586
00:19:55,962 --> 00:19:57,602
You're a nerd.
Uh, you're a big nerd.
587
00:19:57,597 --> 00:19:58,827
You're a bigger nerd.
588
00:19:58,831 --> 00:20:00,001
Yeah, you know,
you just never know
589
00:19:59,999 --> 00:20:01,669
who your
real friends are.
590
00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:02,838
I agree.
591
00:20:02,835 --> 00:20:04,265
Ladies...
592
00:20:04,271 --> 00:20:06,371
you need to stop looking
for approval
593
00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:09,283
from people
whom you don't approve of.
594
00:20:09,276 --> 00:20:10,276
-Yeah.
-Mm-hmm.
595
00:20:10,277 --> 00:20:11,337
[ Both grunting ]
596
00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:13,514
-How's that feel?!
-That's right.
597
00:20:13,513 --> 00:20:15,983
Find strength in yourself,
and you'll be just fine.
598
00:20:15,982 --> 00:20:18,022
Well,
isn't that something?
599
00:20:18,017 --> 00:20:20,187
Two mini psychiatrists
on our lawn.
600
00:20:20,186 --> 00:20:22,816
You had it coming here,
Tuniclifs!
601
00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:24,192
You want to mess around, huh?
602
00:20:24,190 --> 00:20:25,990
You guys want your beer back?
603
00:20:25,992 --> 00:20:28,702
Is this what you want?
Are you thirsty?
604
00:20:28,695 --> 00:20:31,025
Here comes your beer!
605
00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:33,830
How do you like that?
Here's your beer.
606
00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:35,473
You're so dumb that --
Oh.
607
00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:36,468
-Oh!
-Oh!
608
00:20:36,469 --> 00:20:37,869
Oh, come on!
Chad!
609
00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:40,710
You apologize to Gavin
right now!
610
00:20:40,707 --> 00:20:44,207
[ Tires screech ]
611
00:20:44,210 --> 00:20:46,350
**
612
00:20:51,150 --> 00:20:53,350
Where the fuck
is my ex-husband?!
613
00:20:53,353 --> 00:20:55,253
[ Bat thuds ]
614
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,064
So that exercise
really helped my GERD,
615
00:20:57,056 --> 00:20:58,856
which is Gastroesophageal
Reflux Disorder.
616
00:20:58,858 --> 00:21:01,258
Well, this is my car.
Oh.
617
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,230
Thank you so much
for everything.
618
00:21:04,331 --> 00:21:05,531
That'll be $50.
619
00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:08,403
I'm joshing with you.
620
00:21:08,401 --> 00:21:10,541
-[ Sighs ]
-How about a flower though, man?
621
00:21:11,371 --> 00:21:13,341
Flower -- Yeah.
That's...
622
00:21:13,340 --> 00:21:14,710
a little dead,
but it's -- it'll work.
623
00:21:14,707 --> 00:21:17,537
Thank you.
Safe travels, man.
624
00:21:17,544 --> 00:21:18,614
See you.
625
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:20,751
**
626
00:21:20,747 --> 00:21:22,177
Woman:
Clark, Liberty Way?
627
00:21:22,181 --> 00:21:23,251
Yeah.
628
00:21:23,249 --> 00:21:25,389
That's four blocks
from here.
629
00:21:25,385 --> 00:21:26,945
Lazy.
630
00:21:28,721 --> 00:21:31,361
**
631
00:22:00,753 --> 00:22:02,563
**
632
00:22:02,555 --> 00:22:05,455
How did your dad take
the med-school news?
633
00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:07,888
Our son lied to us!
634
00:22:07,894 --> 00:22:09,604
Our son's a fraud!
635
00:22:09,596 --> 00:22:12,256
-Surprisingly well, actually.
-[ Grunts ]
636
00:22:12,264 --> 00:22:13,974
Can't run
from your problems, dude.
637
00:22:13,966 --> 00:22:15,766
Yeah, and I'm a big
fucking problem.
638
00:22:15,768 --> 00:22:18,938
On a scale of zero
to me shitting in your mouth,
639
00:22:18,938 --> 00:22:21,108
how nasty
do you want this to get?
640
00:22:21,107 --> 00:22:22,777
-Oh.
-[ Laughs ]
641
00:22:22,775 --> 00:22:25,135
Name one friend I have.
642
00:22:25,978 --> 00:22:27,748
Name one friend I have!
643
00:22:27,747 --> 00:22:29,147
M-Me.
644
00:22:29,148 --> 00:22:32,248
I'm your best --
I'm your best friend.
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