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-Uh, can I help you?
-Sure hope so.
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Agents DeYoung and Shaw.
Just need to ask you a few questions.
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Anything strange in the building
last couple of days?
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-Like what?
-Some tenants reported flickering lights.
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I don't think so. Why?
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What about noises?
Any skittering in the walls, kind of like rats?
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And the FBI
is investigating a rodent problem?
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What about cold spots?
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Feel any sudden drops in temperature?
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I knew it.
You guys are LARPing, aren't you?
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-Excuse me?
-You're fans.
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-Fans of what?
-What is LARPing?
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Like you don't know.
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Live-action role playing.
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And pretty hardcore too.
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Sorry, I have no idea
what you're talking about.
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Asking questions
like the building's haunted.
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Like those guys from the books.
What are they called?
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Supernatural.
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Two guys use fake IDs with rock aliases,
hunt down ghosts, demons, vampires.
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What are their names?
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Steve and Dirk?
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Sal and Dane?
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-Sam and Dean?
-That's it.
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You're saying this is a book?
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Books. It was a series.
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Didn't sell a lot of copies though.
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Kind of more
of an underground cult following.
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Let's see. Um....
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Ah. There.
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That's the first one, I think.
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DEAN:
"Supernatural, By Carver Edlund.
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Along a lonely California highway...
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...a mysterious woman in white lures men
to their deaths."
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Give me that.
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We're gonna need all the copies
of Supernatural you got.
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[HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING]
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This is freaking insane.
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-How's this guy know all this stuff?
-You got me.
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Everything is in here. I mean, everything.
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From the racist truck to me having sex.
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I'm full-frontal in here, dude.
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How come we haven't heard
of them before?
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They were pretty obscure.
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I mean, almost zero circulation.
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Started in '05. Publisher put out
a couple dozen before going bankrupt.
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And the last one,
No Rest for the Wicked...
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...ends with you going to hell.
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Well, I reiterate. Freaking insane.
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Oh, check it out, there's actually fans.
Not many of them, but still.
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-You read this?
-Yeah.
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For fans, they do complain a lot.
Listen to this.
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Simpatico says, "The demon story line
is trite, clichéd and overall craptastic."
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Yeah, well, screw you, Simpatico,
we lived it.
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Yeah. Well, keep on reading.
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Gets better.
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There are Sam Girls and Dean Girls and--
What's a slash fan?
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As in...
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...Sam-slash-Dean.
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Together.
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-Like, "together" together?
-Yeah.
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-They do know we're brothers, right?
-Doesn't seem to matter.
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Oh, come on. That-- That's just sick.
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-We gotta find this Carver Edlund.
-That might not be so easy.
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-Why not?
-No tax records, no known address.
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Looks like Carver Edlund is a pen name.
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Somebody's gotta know who he is.
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So you published
the Supernatural books?
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Yup. Yeah.
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Gosh, these books.
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They never really got
the attention they deserved.
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All anybody wants to read anymore
is that romance crap.
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You know, Dr. Sexy, M.D.?
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-Please.
-Right.
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Well, we're hoping that our article can shine
a light on an underappreciated series.
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Yeah. If we got a little bit of good press,
then maybe we could start publishing again.
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No, no, no. God, no.
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Why would you wanna do that?
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You know, it's such a complete series...
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...what with Dean going to hell and all.
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Oh, my God,
that was one of my favorite ones...
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...because Dean was so strong
and sad and brave.
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And Sam--
I mean, the best parts are when they cry.
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You know, like in Heart,
when Sam had to kill Madison...
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...the first woman since Jessica
he really loved.
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And in Home, when Dean had to call John
and ask him for help.
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[WHISPERS]
What the--?
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[WHIMPERS]
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Gosh.
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If only real men were so open
and in touch with their feelings.
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-Real men?
-Uh--
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I mean, no offense.
How often do you cry like that?
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Well, right now, I'm crying on the inside.
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-Is that supposed to be funny?
-Lady, this whole thing is funny.
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How do I know you two are legit, hm?
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Oh, trust me.
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We, uh-- We're legit.
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Don't want any smart-ass article
making fun of my boys.
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-No, no, no. Never.
-No, that's--
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We are actually, um...
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...big fans.
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-Hm. You've read the books.
-Cover to cover.
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-What's the year and model of the car?
-1967 Chevy Impala.
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-What's May 2nd?
-That's my--
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That's Sam's birthday.
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January 24th is Dean's.
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Sam's score on the LSAT?
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One...
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...seventy-four.
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Dean's favorite song?
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It's a tie.
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Between Zep's "Rambling On"
and "Traveling Riverside Blues."
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[CHUCKLES]
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Okay. Okay. What do you wanna know?
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What's Carver Edlund's real name?
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-Oh, no. No, sorry, I can't do that.
-We just wanna talk to him.
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Get the Supernatural story
in his own words.
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He's very private. Just like Salinger.
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Please.
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Like I said, we are, um, heh...
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...big...
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...big fans.
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Awesome.
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One sec. You know what?
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I got one too.
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Wow, you are a fan.
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Ha. Wow.
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Okay.
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His name's Chuck Shurley.
And he's a genius, so don't piss him off.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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"Sam and Dean
approached the rundown--
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--approached the ramshackle house
with trepidation.
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CHUCK: Did they really want
to learn the secrets...
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...that lay beyond that door?
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Sam and Dean traded soulful looks.
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Then...
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...with determination,
Dean pushed the doorbell...
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...with forceful...
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...determination."
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[SCOFFS]
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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DEAN:
You Chuck Shurley?
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The Chuck Shurley
who wrote the Supernatural books?
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Maybe. Why?
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I'm Dean. This is Sam.
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The Dean and Sam
you've been writing about.
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[WHISPERS]
Yeah.
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[RINGS]
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Look, uh, I appreciate your enthusiasm.
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Really, I do.
It's always nice to hear from the fans.
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But for your own good,
I strongly suggest you get a life.
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See, here's the thing.
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We have a life.
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You've been using it to write your books.
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-Wait a minute. Now, this isn't funny.
-Damn straight, it's not funny.
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-How you're doing it?
-I'm not doing anything.
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-Are you a hunter?
-What? No, I'm a writer.
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Then how do you know so much
about demons and tulpas and changelings?
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Is this some kind of Misery thing?
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-It is, isn't it? It's a Misery thing.
-It's not a Misery thing. We are not fans.
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-Well, then what do you want?
-I'm Sam and that's Dean.
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Sam and Dean are fictional characters.
I made them up. They're not real.
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-Are those real guns?
DEAN: Yup.
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This is real rock salt,
these are real fake IDs.
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Heh. I gotta hand it to you guys.
You really are my number one fans.
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That's awesome. So there's--
I think I've got some posters in the house.
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-Chuck, stop.
-Wait. Please, don't hurt me.
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How much do you know?
Do you know about the angels?
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Or Lilith breaking seals?
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How do you know about that?
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-Question is how do you?
-Because I wrote it.
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-You kept writing?
-Yeah.
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Even after the publisher went bankrupt.
But those books never came out.
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Okay, wait. Heh, heh, heh.
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This is some kind of joke, right?
Did that--?
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Did Phil put you up to this?
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Well, nice to meet you. I'm Dean Winchester
and this is my brother, Sam.
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Last names were never in the books.
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I never told anybody about that.
I never even wrote that down.
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-Oh! Oh, you're still there.
-Yup.
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-You're not a hallucination.
-Nope.
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Well, there's only one explanation.
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Obviously, I'm a god.
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You're not a god.
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How else do you explain it?
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I write things and then they come to life.
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Yeah, no, I'm definitely a god.
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A cruel, cruel, capricious god.
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The things I put you through.
The physical beatings alone.
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We're still in one piece.
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I killed your father.
I burned your mother alive.
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You had to go through
the whole horrific deal again with Jessica.
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-Chuck.
-All for what?
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All for the sake of literary symmetry.
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I toyed with your lives,
your emotions, for entertainment.
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You didn't toy with us, Chuck, okay?
You didn't create us.
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Did you really have to live
through the bugs?
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Yeah.
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-What about the ghost ship?
-Yes, that too.
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I am so sorry.
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I mean, horror is one thing,
but to be forced to live bad writing.
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If I'd known it was real,
I would have done another pass.
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-Chuck, you're not a god.
-We think you're probably just psychic.
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No.
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If I were psychic,
you think I'd be writing?
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Writing is hard.
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It seems that somehow
you're just focused on our lives.
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Yeah, like laser focused.
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Are you working on anything right now?
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Holy crap.
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What?
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The latest book.
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-It's, uh-- It's kind of weird.
-Weird how?
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It's very Vonnegut.
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Slaughterhouse-Five Vonnegut
or Cat's Cradle Vonnegut?
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-What?
-What?
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It's Kilgore Trout Vonnegut.
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I wrote myself into it.
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I wrote myself...
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...at my house...
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...confronted by my characters.
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I'm in a Laundromat,
reading about myself in a Laundromat...
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-...reading about myself. My head hurts.
-There's something this guy's not telling us.
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"Sam tossed his gigantic darks
into the machine.
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He was starting to doubt Chuck,
whether he was telling the whole truth."
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-Stop it.
-"'Stop it,' Sam said."
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Guess what you do next.
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"Sam turned his back on Dean,
his face brooding and pensive."
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I don't know how,
but this guy is doing it.
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I can't see your face...
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...but those are definitely
your brooding and pensive shoulders.
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You just thought I was a dick.
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Guy's good.
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[CHUCK BREATHING HEAVILY]
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So you wrote another chapter?
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This was easier before you were real.
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We can take it. Just spit it out.
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-You especially are not gonna like this.
-I didn't like hell.
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It's Lilith.
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She's coming for Sam.
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-Coming to kill him?
-When?
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Tonight.
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She's just gonna show up? Here?
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See, it's, uh....
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"Lilith patted the bed seductively.
246
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:07,595
Unable to deny his desire,
Sam succumbed...
247
00:14:07,763 --> 00:14:10,932
...and they sank into the throes
of fiery demonic passion."
248
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:12,851
[SAM LAUGHS]
249
00:14:15,604 --> 00:14:16,688
You're kidding me?
250
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:19,566
-You think this is funny?
-You don't? I mean, come on.
251
00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:21,359
"Fiery demonic passion?"
252
00:14:21,652 --> 00:14:25,613
-It's just a first draft. It's not--
-Wait, wait, wait. Lilith is a little girl.
253
00:14:27,032 --> 00:14:32,787
No. This time, she's a "comely dental
hygienist from Bloomington, Indiana."
254
00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:35,665
Great. Perfect.
255
00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:40,211
So, what happens
after the fiery demonic whatever?
256
00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:44,424
-I don't know. It hasn't come to me yet.
-Dean, look, there's nothing to worry about.
257
00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:46,092
Lilith and me?
258
00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:47,302
In bed?
259
00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:51,431
-How does this whole psychic thing work?
-You mean my process?
260
00:14:51,974 --> 00:14:53,308
Yes, your process.
261
00:14:53,475 --> 00:14:56,477
Well, it usually starts with a headache.
262
00:14:56,645 --> 00:14:58,563
A really bad headache.
263
00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:04,485
Aspirin is useless,
so I drink until I fall asleep.
264
00:15:04,653 --> 00:15:06,821
At first,
I thought it was just a crazy dream.
265
00:15:07,197 --> 00:15:09,699
-First time you dreamt about us?
-It flowed.
266
00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:11,326
It just-- It kept flowing.
267
00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:14,120
It still does. I can't stop it, really.
268
00:15:14,496 --> 00:15:16,497
-You can't seriously believe--
-Humor me.
269
00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:21,419
Look, why don't we--? We just--
270
00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:29,677
Take a look at these
and see what's what.
271
00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:33,681
-You--
-Knew you were gonna ask for that. Yeah.
272
00:15:37,061 --> 00:15:39,312
Dean, come on.
273
00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:43,566
"The minivan accident wasn't that bad,
but Dean was still seeing stars.
274
00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:48,696
He scratched absently
at the pink flower Band-Aids on his face."
275
00:15:48,864 --> 00:15:50,782
-So?
-So I've seen you gushing blood.
276
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:54,953
You'd use duct tape and bar rags
before you'd put on a pink flower Band-Aid.
277
00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:57,246
-What's your point?
-My point is this...
278
00:15:57,414 --> 00:15:59,707
...all of this is totally implausible.
It's nuts.
279
00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:03,378
He's been right about everything.
You think he'll ground out at first now?
280
00:16:05,589 --> 00:16:08,716
"Dean slid behind the wheel
of his beloved Impala and drove off...
281
00:16:08,884 --> 00:16:12,387
...the plastic tarp on the rear window
flapping like the wings of a crow."
282
00:16:12,554 --> 00:16:14,222
-A tarp?
-Yeah, on the rear window.
283
00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:17,141
-You drive it like that.
-Might be wrong about the details.
284
00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:19,894
-Doesn't mean he's wrong about the result.
-We just run?
285
00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:23,898
Dude, we are a long way from ready
for a face-to-face death match with Lilith.
286
00:16:29,738 --> 00:16:31,155
OFFICER:
Hold up.
287
00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:37,912
DEAN: What seems to be the problem?
-Bridge is out ahead.
288
00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:40,581
-We're just trying to get out of town.
OFFICER: Afraid not.
289
00:16:40,749 --> 00:16:42,166
-Is there a detour?
-Nope.
290
00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:47,005
-No sideroad to the highway?
-To get to the highway, you cross that river.
291
00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:50,174
-To cross the river, you take that bridge.
DEAN: How deep's the river?
292
00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:52,927
Sorry. Afraid you boys have
to spend the night in town.
293
00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:04,105
Hey, this could be a good thing.
294
00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:08,776
If this is what puts us on the path to Lilith,
then all we gotta do is get off the path.
295
00:17:08,944 --> 00:17:11,487
-How do you mean?
-It's a blueprint of what not to do.
296
00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:14,532
-I mean, if the pages say that we go left--
-Then we go right.
297
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:17,910
Exactly. We get off book,
we never make it to the end.
298
00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:19,912
It's opposite day.
299
00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:23,958
It says that we get into a fight,
so no fighting.
300
00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:25,209
No research for you.
301
00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:28,087
No bacon cheeseburger for you.
302
00:17:28,922 --> 00:17:30,757
No problem. I'll order something else.
303
00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:33,301
-Hey.
-Hi, what's good?
304
00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:34,761
Well, if you like burgers...
305
00:17:34,928 --> 00:17:38,639
...Oprah's girlfriend said we have the best
bacon cheeseburgers in the country.
306
00:17:38,807 --> 00:17:40,975
-Really.
-I'll just have the Cobb salad, please.
307
00:17:44,813 --> 00:17:47,982
I'll have the veggie tofu burger.
308
00:17:51,987 --> 00:17:53,488
Thanks.
309
00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:56,407
-This is ridiculous.
-Lilith is ridiculous?
310
00:17:56,575 --> 00:17:59,744
-The idea of me hooking up with her is.
-Right.
311
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:02,121
Because something like that
could never happen.
312
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:11,130
Dean, for the first time,
we have warning that Lilith is close.
313
00:18:12,382 --> 00:18:15,093
-So?
-So...
314
00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:16,594
...we've got the jump on her.
315
00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:20,515
If we know when she's coming,
we know where--
316
00:18:20,682 --> 00:18:22,683
-This is an opportunity.
-Are you--?
317
00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:29,148
It frustrates me
when you say such reckless things.
318
00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:32,276
Well, it frustrates me
when you'd rather hide than fight.
319
00:18:39,701 --> 00:18:41,119
Cobb salad for you.
320
00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:43,579
And the tofu veggie burger for you.
321
00:18:43,747 --> 00:18:45,498
Thank you.
322
00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:49,377
It's not hiding, it's being smart.
323
00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:53,631
It's picking your battles. This is a battle
that we are not ready to fight.
324
00:19:01,598 --> 00:19:02,974
Oh, my God.
325
00:19:03,892 --> 00:19:06,060
This is delicious.
326
00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:07,979
Tofu is amazing.
327
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,188
WAITRESS:
I am so sorry.
328
00:19:09,356 --> 00:19:12,400
I gave you the bacon cheeseburger
by mistake.
329
00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:27,206
SAM:
Dude, this place charges by the hour.
330
00:19:27,374 --> 00:19:29,709
DEAN: The book says
Lilith finds you at the Red Motel.
331
00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:31,335
Hence, the Hooker Inn.
332
00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:33,254
It's opposite day, remember?
333
00:19:44,099 --> 00:19:45,141
What are you doing?
334
00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:47,602
Couple of hex bags
ought to Lilith-proof the room.
335
00:19:47,769 --> 00:19:50,062
What, I'm supposed to just hole up here
all night?
336
00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:54,525
That's exactly what you're gonna do, okay?
And no research. I don't care what you do.
337
00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:59,030
You can use the Magic Fingers
or watch Casa Erotica on pay-per-view.
338
00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:05,703
-Oh, dude, come on.
-Just call it a little insurance.
339
00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:09,457
What are you gonna do?
340
00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:14,629
The pages say I spend all day riding around
in the Impala, so I'm gonna go park her.
341
00:20:16,506 --> 00:20:17,924
Behave yourself, would you?
342
00:20:18,091 --> 00:20:19,258
No homework.
343
00:20:19,426 --> 00:20:21,385
Watch some porn.
344
00:20:58,382 --> 00:20:59,507
[RATTLING]
345
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:02,218
Hey!
346
00:21:04,054 --> 00:21:05,930
[CAR HORN HONKS]
347
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:11,352
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
348
00:21:14,523 --> 00:21:16,524
-You wanted to see me?
-Yeah.
349
00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:20,861
Thanks for coming.
350
00:21:21,029 --> 00:21:22,697
Yeah, sure.
351
00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:25,825
Um...
352
00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:29,495
...I was just wondering
how much you know.
353
00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:30,830
About me.
354
00:21:30,998 --> 00:21:35,126
-What do you mean?
-Have you seen visions of me?
355
00:21:35,502 --> 00:21:37,211
When I'm not with Dean?
356
00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:40,089
Oh.
357
00:21:40,257 --> 00:21:42,383
You wanna know
if I know about the demon blood.
358
00:21:44,803 --> 00:21:45,845
You didn't tell Dean.
359
00:21:46,513 --> 00:21:48,472
I didn't even write it into the books.
360
00:21:49,808 --> 00:21:51,892
I was afraid
it'd make you look unsympathetic.
361
00:21:52,060 --> 00:21:54,854
-Unsympathetic?
-Yeah, come on, Sam.
362
00:21:55,022 --> 00:21:57,064
I mean, sucking blood?
363
00:21:57,232 --> 00:21:59,191
You gotta know that's wrong.
364
00:22:07,951 --> 00:22:10,161
It scares the hell out of me. I--
365
00:22:12,581 --> 00:22:14,665
I mean, I feel it inside of me.
366
00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:17,418
I wish to God I could stop.
367
00:22:18,086 --> 00:22:19,754
But you keep going back.
368
00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:23,049
What choice have I got?
369
00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:25,593
If it helps me kill Lilith,
stop the Apocalypse--?
370
00:22:25,761 --> 00:22:27,178
I thought that was Dean's job.
371
00:22:27,804 --> 00:22:29,430
That's what the angels say, right?
372
00:22:29,598 --> 00:22:31,474
Dean's not--
373
00:22:33,894 --> 00:22:35,436
He's not Dean lately.
374
00:22:35,812 --> 00:22:37,563
Ever since he got out of hell, he--
375
00:22:39,107 --> 00:22:40,900
He needs help.
376
00:22:41,276 --> 00:22:43,194
So you gotta carry the weight?
377
00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:45,613
Well, he's looked after me my whole life.
378
00:22:45,947 --> 00:22:48,949
-I can't return the favor.
-Yeah, sure you can.
379
00:22:49,117 --> 00:22:50,451
I mean...
380
00:22:50,619 --> 00:22:52,870
...if that's what this is.
381
00:22:53,747 --> 00:22:55,122
SAM:
What else would it be?
382
00:22:56,792 --> 00:22:58,292
I don't know.
383
00:22:58,460 --> 00:23:01,712
Maybe the demon blood
makes you feel stronger.
384
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:03,047
More in control.
385
00:23:07,052 --> 00:23:08,594
No.
386
00:23:09,638 --> 00:23:11,263
That's not true.
387
00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:15,476
I'm sorry, Sam.
388
00:23:17,020 --> 00:23:20,815
I know it's a terrible burden,
feeling that it all rests on your shoulders.
389
00:23:20,982 --> 00:23:21,982
Does it?
390
00:23:24,361 --> 00:23:26,654
All rest on my shoulders.
391
00:23:26,822 --> 00:23:29,156
That seems to be
where the story's headed.
392
00:23:33,412 --> 00:23:36,163
Am I strong enough
to stop Lilith tonight?
393
00:23:36,498 --> 00:23:38,207
I don't know.
394
00:23:39,292 --> 00:23:41,460
I haven't seen that far yet.
395
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:47,133
WOMAN: Oh, thank God.
Just take it easy. You're gonna be okay.
396
00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:50,177
-Stars.
-What was that?
397
00:23:51,471 --> 00:23:52,596
Ugh.
398
00:23:52,764 --> 00:23:56,642
I'm so sorry. I just didn't see you.
Are you okay?
399
00:24:01,523 --> 00:24:03,357
And sorry about--
400
00:24:03,900 --> 00:24:05,526
You know.
401
00:24:05,694 --> 00:24:07,695
My daughter's going through
a doctor phase.
402
00:24:07,863 --> 00:24:09,196
What are you talking about?
403
00:24:09,364 --> 00:24:10,698
You're better now.
404
00:24:14,327 --> 00:24:15,536
Oh, no.
405
00:24:59,956 --> 00:25:02,082
-Dean.
-I take it you knew I'd be here.
406
00:25:02,250 --> 00:25:04,335
You look terrible.
407
00:25:04,961 --> 00:25:07,588
That's because I just got hit
by a minivan, Chuck.
408
00:25:08,089 --> 00:25:09,215
Oh.
409
00:25:11,426 --> 00:25:12,510
That it?
410
00:25:13,094 --> 00:25:16,597
Every damn thing you write about me
comes true, all you have to say is, "oh"?
411
00:25:16,765 --> 00:25:18,098
Please don't yell at me.
412
00:25:18,266 --> 00:25:21,060
I get the feeling there's something
you're not telling us.
413
00:25:21,228 --> 00:25:23,896
-What wouldn't I tell you?
-How you know what you know.
414
00:25:24,064 --> 00:25:26,607
-I don't know how I know. I just do.
-Not good enough.
415
00:25:27,943 --> 00:25:31,153
-How the hell are you doing this?
CASTIEL: Dean, let him go.
416
00:25:33,323 --> 00:25:34,615
This man is to be protected.
417
00:25:36,451 --> 00:25:37,952
Why?
418
00:25:38,119 --> 00:25:39,870
He's a prophet of the Lord.
419
00:25:53,218 --> 00:25:54,760
You--
420
00:25:55,136 --> 00:25:58,097
You're Castiel, aren't you?
421
00:25:58,932 --> 00:26:01,100
It's an honor to meet you, Chuck.
422
00:26:01,810 --> 00:26:04,228
I admire your work.
423
00:26:07,732 --> 00:26:10,401
Whoa, whoa, what?
This guy? A prophet?
424
00:26:10,569 --> 00:26:14,905
Come on.
He's practically a Penthouse Forum writer.
425
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:16,323
Did you know about this?
426
00:26:17,158 --> 00:26:19,076
I, uh-- I might have dreamt about it.
427
00:26:19,244 --> 00:26:20,494
And you didn't tell us?
428
00:26:20,662 --> 00:26:21,954
It was too preposterous.
429
00:26:22,622 --> 00:26:23,872
Not to mention arrogant.
430
00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:27,334
I mean, writing yourself into the story
is one thing, but as a prophet?
431
00:26:27,502 --> 00:26:29,837
That's like M. Night-level douchiness.
432
00:26:30,672 --> 00:26:33,674
DEAN: This guy decides our fate?
-He isn't deciding anything.
433
00:26:33,842 --> 00:26:38,012
He's a mouthpiece,
a conduit for the inspired word.
434
00:26:38,805 --> 00:26:40,222
The word?
435
00:26:40,390 --> 00:26:42,391
The word of God?
436
00:26:42,892 --> 00:26:44,184
Like the New New Testament?
437
00:26:44,477 --> 00:26:47,938
One day, these books,
they'll be known as the Winchester Gospel.
438
00:26:49,065 --> 00:26:51,400
DEAN & CHUCK:
You gotta be kidding me.
439
00:26:51,818 --> 00:26:53,986
I am not kidding you.
440
00:26:58,700 --> 00:27:01,785
If you'll both please excuse me
one minute.
441
00:27:06,875 --> 00:27:09,251
Him? Really?
442
00:27:09,419 --> 00:27:11,545
You should have seen Luke.
443
00:27:15,675 --> 00:27:17,760
Why'd he get tapped?
444
00:27:19,554 --> 00:27:22,348
I don't know how prophets are chosen.
445
00:27:24,184 --> 00:27:27,061
The order comes from high up
on the celestial chain of command.
446
00:27:27,228 --> 00:27:29,021
-How high?
-Very.
447
00:27:30,899 --> 00:27:33,067
Well, whatever.
How do we get around this?
448
00:27:33,735 --> 00:27:34,735
Around what?
449
00:27:34,903 --> 00:27:38,572
The Sam-Lilith love connection.
How do we stop it from happening?
450
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:43,827
What the prophet has written
can't be unwritten.
451
00:27:45,246 --> 00:27:47,414
As he has seen it...
452
00:27:47,582 --> 00:27:50,584
...so it shall come to pass.
453
00:28:09,562 --> 00:28:10,771
We're getting out of here.
454
00:28:10,939 --> 00:28:12,898
-What? Where?
-Anywhere, okay?
455
00:28:13,066 --> 00:28:14,733
Out of this motel, out of this town.
456
00:28:14,901 --> 00:28:17,152
I don't care if we gotta swim.
We are getting out.
457
00:28:23,868 --> 00:28:25,994
Dude, where are all the hex bags?
458
00:28:26,913 --> 00:28:29,289
-I burned them.
-You what?
459
00:28:29,457 --> 00:28:31,875
Look, if Lilith is coming,
which is a big if--
460
00:28:32,043 --> 00:28:34,044
No, no, no. It's more than an if.
461
00:28:34,212 --> 00:28:36,839
Chuck is not a psychic.
462
00:28:37,132 --> 00:28:38,757
-He's a prophet.
-What?
463
00:28:38,925 --> 00:28:42,594
Cas showed up. And apparently,
Chuck is writing the gospel of us.
464
00:28:46,057 --> 00:28:47,433
-Okay.
-Okay.
465
00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:49,810
Let's get the hell out of here.
466
00:28:51,479 --> 00:28:52,479
No.
467
00:28:54,315 --> 00:28:57,151
-Lilith will slaughter you.
-Maybe she will, maybe she won't.
468
00:28:57,318 --> 00:28:59,737
-You think you can take her?
-Only one way to find out.
469
00:28:59,904 --> 00:29:00,988
-Bring her on.
-Sam--
470
00:29:01,156 --> 00:29:02,656
You think I'll do it, don't you?
471
00:29:03,992 --> 00:29:05,659
-You think I'll go dark side.
-Yes.
472
00:29:05,827 --> 00:29:07,077
Okay? Yes.
473
00:29:07,245 --> 00:29:10,831
The way you've been acting lately?
The things you've been doing?
474
00:29:11,499 --> 00:29:12,624
Oh, I know.
475
00:29:13,501 --> 00:29:18,005
How you ripped Alastair apart like
it was nothing, like you were swatting a fly.
476
00:29:20,008 --> 00:29:21,175
Cas told me, okay?
477
00:29:21,885 --> 00:29:24,636
-What else did he tell you?
-Nothing I don't already know.
478
00:29:25,305 --> 00:29:27,681
You've been using psychic crap
and getting stronger.
479
00:29:27,849 --> 00:29:30,476
-Just don't know why and how.
-It's not what you think.
480
00:29:30,643 --> 00:29:31,935
Then what is it, Sam?
481
00:29:32,103 --> 00:29:33,771
Because I'm at a total loss.
482
00:29:51,289 --> 00:29:52,539
Are you coming or not?
483
00:29:55,376 --> 00:29:56,543
No.
484
00:30:09,265 --> 00:30:11,475
[COINS CLANKING]
485
00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:24,863
Well, I feel stupid doing this...
486
00:30:25,406 --> 00:30:27,825
...but I am fresh out of options.
487
00:30:27,992 --> 00:30:29,952
So please...
488
00:30:30,745 --> 00:30:32,746
...I need some help.
489
00:30:35,917 --> 00:30:38,126
I'm praying, okay?
490
00:30:38,294 --> 00:30:40,087
Come on.
491
00:30:40,922 --> 00:30:42,673
Please.
492
00:30:43,216 --> 00:30:45,592
CASTIEL:
Prayer is a sign of faith.
493
00:30:47,178 --> 00:30:49,012
This is a good thing, Dean.
494
00:30:52,183 --> 00:30:54,601
-So you'll help me?
-I'm not sure what I can do.
495
00:30:54,978 --> 00:30:57,437
Drag Sam out of here now,
before Lilith shows up.
496
00:30:57,605 --> 00:30:58,772
It's a prophecy.
497
00:31:00,066 --> 00:31:01,400
I can't interfere.
498
00:31:02,735 --> 00:31:07,406
You have tested me
and thrown me every which way.
499
00:31:08,157 --> 00:31:10,784
And I have never asked for anything.
500
00:31:11,119 --> 00:31:13,161
Not a damn thing.
501
00:31:14,455 --> 00:31:16,206
But now I'm asking.
502
00:31:16,374 --> 00:31:18,166
I need your help.
503
00:31:18,751 --> 00:31:20,377
Please.
504
00:31:22,922 --> 00:31:25,007
What you're asking...
505
00:31:25,842 --> 00:31:27,593
...it's not within my power to do.
506
00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:29,636
-Why, because it's divine prophecy?
-Yes.
507
00:31:29,804 --> 00:31:33,223
So, what, we're just supposed to sit around
and wait for it to happen?
508
00:31:36,686 --> 00:31:38,437
I'm sorry.
509
00:31:41,983 --> 00:31:43,400
Screw you.
510
00:31:44,068 --> 00:31:45,527
You and your mission.
511
00:31:46,237 --> 00:31:47,279
Your God.
512
00:31:48,406 --> 00:31:50,908
If you don't help me now...
513
00:31:51,451 --> 00:31:53,619
...then when the time comes
and you need me...
514
00:31:55,663 --> 00:31:57,456
...don't bother knocking.
515
00:31:59,584 --> 00:32:01,043
Dean.
516
00:32:01,419 --> 00:32:03,170
-Dean.
-What?
517
00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:09,134
You must understand
why I can't intercede.
518
00:32:09,844 --> 00:32:12,596
-Prophets are special. They're protected.
-I get that.
519
00:32:12,764 --> 00:32:17,684
If anything threatens a prophet,
anything at all...
520
00:32:17,852 --> 00:32:20,520
...an archangel will appear
to destroy that threat.
521
00:32:21,064 --> 00:32:22,940
Archangels are fierce.
522
00:32:23,232 --> 00:32:25,359
They're absolute.
523
00:32:25,526 --> 00:32:28,028
They're heaven's most terrifying weapon.
524
00:32:29,656 --> 00:32:31,782
And these archangels,
they're tied to prophets?
525
00:32:31,950 --> 00:32:33,033
Yes.
526
00:32:34,077 --> 00:32:39,373
So if a prophet was in the same room
as a demon--
527
00:32:39,540 --> 00:32:43,877
Then the most fearsome wrath of heaven
would rain down on that demon.
528
00:32:46,047 --> 00:32:48,173
Just so you understand...
529
00:32:48,341 --> 00:32:50,300
...why I can't help.
530
00:32:55,056 --> 00:32:56,056
Thanks, Cas.
531
00:32:56,599 --> 00:32:57,724
Good luck.
532
00:32:59,727 --> 00:33:00,978
[DOOR OPENS]
533
00:33:01,688 --> 00:33:03,730
What are you doing here?
I didn't write this.
534
00:33:03,898 --> 00:33:05,899
Come on. I need you to come with me.
535
00:33:06,067 --> 00:33:07,693
-What? Where?
-Motel where Sam is.
536
00:33:07,860 --> 00:33:10,404
-That's where Lilith is.
-Yeah, I need you to stop her.
537
00:33:10,571 --> 00:33:12,739
Are you insane? Lilith?
538
00:33:12,907 --> 00:33:15,325
I know what she's capable of, Dean.
I wrote her.
539
00:33:15,493 --> 00:33:19,413
All right, listen to me. You have
an archangel tethered to you, okay?
540
00:33:19,580 --> 00:33:21,915
All you gotta do is show up and boom.
541
00:33:22,083 --> 00:33:23,583
Lilith gets smoked.
542
00:33:23,751 --> 00:33:26,086
But I haven't seen that yet. The story--
543
00:33:26,254 --> 00:33:28,422
Chuck, you're the only shot
that I've got left.
544
00:33:28,923 --> 00:33:31,591
But...I'm just a writer.
545
00:33:31,759 --> 00:33:33,677
This isn't a story anymore, man.
546
00:33:33,845 --> 00:33:36,555
This is real. And you're in it.
547
00:33:37,765 --> 00:33:41,601
Now, I need you to get off your ass
and fight.
548
00:33:47,150 --> 00:33:48,692
Come on, Chuck.
549
00:33:50,695 --> 00:33:52,154
No frigging way.
550
00:33:53,322 --> 00:33:54,364
Then how about this?
551
00:33:54,532 --> 00:33:58,785
I've got a gun in my pocket and if you don't
come with me, I'll blow your brains out.
552
00:33:59,287 --> 00:34:02,456
I thought you said I was protected
by an archangel.
553
00:34:03,082 --> 00:34:05,000
Well, interesting exercise.
554
00:34:05,168 --> 00:34:07,127
Let's see who the quicker draw is.
555
00:34:08,963 --> 00:34:09,963
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
556
00:34:26,856 --> 00:34:28,482
Hello, Sam.
557
00:34:30,068 --> 00:34:31,777
I've been waiting for you.
558
00:34:39,118 --> 00:34:41,495
Where's the knife, Sam?
559
00:34:42,455 --> 00:34:44,831
On the nightstand, by the bed.
560
00:35:04,477 --> 00:35:07,020
You're gonna have to try
a lot harder than that.
561
00:35:07,188 --> 00:35:08,522
How about this?
562
00:35:10,024 --> 00:35:11,858
[WIND GUSTING]
563
00:35:15,863 --> 00:35:17,280
LILITH:
You're strong.
564
00:35:17,448 --> 00:35:20,325
But you're not that strong. Not yet.
565
00:35:20,493 --> 00:35:24,454
-So why don't you throw me around then?
-Because I can't and you know it.
566
00:35:25,289 --> 00:35:27,874
You're immune to my charms.
567
00:35:29,043 --> 00:35:30,961
Seems we're at a stalemate.
568
00:35:31,587 --> 00:35:33,713
SAM: Why are you here?
-To talk.
569
00:35:33,881 --> 00:35:37,384
Heh. Yeah, well, I'm not interested.
570
00:35:37,552 --> 00:35:38,969
Mm.
571
00:35:39,387 --> 00:35:43,265
Even if I'm offering to stand down?
572
00:35:44,392 --> 00:35:46,560
From the seals...
573
00:35:46,727 --> 00:35:48,061
...the Apocalypse...
574
00:35:48,729 --> 00:35:49,855
...all of it.
575
00:35:50,022 --> 00:35:53,692
-You expect me to believe that?
-Honestly? No.
576
00:35:54,569 --> 00:35:56,736
You were always the smart one.
577
00:35:56,904 --> 00:35:58,989
But it's the truth.
578
00:35:59,323 --> 00:36:01,074
You can end it, Sam.
579
00:36:01,576 --> 00:36:03,869
Right here, right now.
580
00:36:04,036 --> 00:36:08,540
I'll stop breaking seals,
Lucifer keeps rotting in his cage.
581
00:36:08,708 --> 00:36:11,334
All you have to do is agree to my terms.
582
00:36:11,627 --> 00:36:14,588
Why would you back down? Why now?
583
00:36:16,549 --> 00:36:18,925
Turns out I don't survive this war.
584
00:36:20,887 --> 00:36:22,637
Killed off...
585
00:36:22,805 --> 00:36:25,015
...right before the good part starts.
586
00:36:25,558 --> 00:36:26,600
What do you want?
587
00:36:27,852 --> 00:36:29,561
For it to go back to the way it was.
588
00:36:29,729 --> 00:36:32,939
Before I had angels to deal with 24/7.
589
00:36:33,649 --> 00:36:38,945
The good old days,
when it was all baby blood all the time.
590
00:36:40,114 --> 00:36:41,615
And what do you want in return?
591
00:36:42,241 --> 00:36:43,575
Your head on a stick.
592
00:36:44,619 --> 00:36:46,286
Dean's too.
593
00:36:47,330 --> 00:36:51,041
Call it a consolation prize.
594
00:36:51,959 --> 00:36:53,835
So, what do you say, Sam?
595
00:36:54,003 --> 00:36:57,547
Self-sacrifice is the Winchester way,
isn't it?
596
00:36:58,758 --> 00:37:00,800
You think I'm stupid enough
to fall for this?
597
00:37:00,968 --> 00:37:05,305
I make a deal, I have to follow through.
Those are the rules and you know it.
598
00:37:06,682 --> 00:37:08,892
Are you really so arrogant...
599
00:37:09,060 --> 00:37:12,646
...that you would put your life before
the lives of 6 billion innocent people?
600
00:37:14,649 --> 00:37:18,652
Maybe it's all that demon blood
pumping through your pipes.
601
00:37:19,028 --> 00:37:20,820
Man after my own heart.
602
00:37:22,990 --> 00:37:24,574
You think I'm like you?
603
00:37:25,576 --> 00:37:27,494
I am nothing like you.
604
00:37:27,662 --> 00:37:28,995
Then prove it.
605
00:37:31,457 --> 00:37:33,291
Going once.
606
00:37:35,419 --> 00:37:37,003
Going twice.
607
00:37:37,171 --> 00:37:38,546
Fine.
608
00:37:41,342 --> 00:37:42,342
Swell.
609
00:37:43,302 --> 00:37:47,138
By the way, a contract with me
will take more than a kiss.
610
00:37:47,932 --> 00:37:49,349
A lot more.
611
00:37:51,978 --> 00:37:53,228
Don't worry.
612
00:37:53,396 --> 00:37:55,981
The dental hygienist in here?
613
00:37:56,148 --> 00:37:57,857
She wants it bad.
614
00:38:33,477 --> 00:38:35,562
[GRUNTING]
615
00:38:39,066 --> 00:38:40,734
I am the prophet Chuck.
616
00:38:40,901 --> 00:38:43,862
You've got to be joking.
617
00:38:46,198 --> 00:38:47,741
DEAN:
Oh, this is no joke.
618
00:38:48,075 --> 00:38:51,661
You see, Chuck here's got
an archangel on his shoulder.
619
00:38:54,081 --> 00:38:56,750
You got 10 seconds
before this room is full of wrath...
620
00:38:56,917 --> 00:38:59,044
...and you're a piece of charcoal.
621
00:38:59,211 --> 00:39:01,046
Sure you wanna tangle with that?
622
00:39:16,729 --> 00:39:17,896
[PANTING]
623
00:39:36,165 --> 00:39:37,582
So a deal, huh?
624
00:39:38,167 --> 00:39:40,752
-That's what she said.
-To call the whole thing off.
625
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:43,797
Angels, seals, Lucifer rising,
the whole nine?
626
00:39:43,964 --> 00:39:45,882
That was the gist of it.
627
00:39:46,759 --> 00:39:48,134
Heh.
628
00:39:49,345 --> 00:39:50,387
What?
629
00:39:51,138 --> 00:39:53,598
-You didn't think once about taking it?
-You kidding?
630
00:39:56,268 --> 00:39:59,521
You just spent all day trying
to talk me off the Lilith track.
631
00:39:59,688 --> 00:40:01,439
I'm just saying.
632
00:40:01,816 --> 00:40:04,109
She would have found some way
to weasel out of it.
633
00:40:04,276 --> 00:40:07,987
-And all it would have cost us was our lives.
-Yeah, I guess you're right.
634
00:40:08,155 --> 00:40:09,739
Anyway, that's not the point.
635
00:40:09,907 --> 00:40:12,826
-What's the point?
-Point is she's scared.
636
00:40:13,494 --> 00:40:15,328
I could see it.
637
00:40:16,163 --> 00:40:17,247
Lilith is running.
638
00:40:19,041 --> 00:40:20,959
-Running from what?
-Don't know.
639
00:40:21,127 --> 00:40:23,211
But she was telling the truth
about one thing.
640
00:40:24,171 --> 00:40:25,713
What's that?
641
00:40:25,881 --> 00:40:28,341
She's not gonna survive the Apocalypse.
642
00:40:29,009 --> 00:40:30,343
I'll make sure of that.
643
00:40:44,108 --> 00:40:46,109
[PANTING]
644
00:40:50,406 --> 00:40:52,115
MAN:
Did you see it?
645
00:40:53,242 --> 00:40:54,617
[VOICE BREAKING]
Who are you?
646
00:40:54,785 --> 00:40:57,787
I'm Zachariah.
You may know me from your work.
647
00:40:59,206 --> 00:41:00,206
What do you want?
648
00:41:01,959 --> 00:41:03,376
Did you see it?
649
00:41:06,297 --> 00:41:08,047
Is it true?
650
00:41:08,549 --> 00:41:10,800
Is all of that really going to happen?
651
00:41:12,761 --> 00:41:15,180
Have you been wrong so far?
652
00:41:17,183 --> 00:41:18,516
I gotta warn Sam and Dean.
653
00:41:18,684 --> 00:41:19,767
I wouldn't advise it.
654
00:41:22,313 --> 00:41:25,398
People shouldn't know too much
about their own destiny.
655
00:41:27,568 --> 00:41:28,902
You try...
656
00:41:29,904 --> 00:41:31,571
...and I'll stop you.
657
00:41:38,245 --> 00:41:40,079
-Where are you going?
-To go kill myself.
658
00:41:40,247 --> 00:41:42,624
Don't be melodramatic, Chuck.
659
00:41:44,043 --> 00:41:46,586
We'd only bring you back to life.
660
00:41:53,761 --> 00:41:55,595
What am I supposed to do?
661
00:41:56,472 --> 00:41:58,431
What you always do.
662
00:41:58,891 --> 00:42:00,099
Write.
663
00:42:35,469 --> 00:42:37,470
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