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[upbeat music]
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- So I think I have a plan
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to keep the Douglas kids
at Bayside.
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- Me too, I just need
to get through to my dad.
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- Is he not listening to you?
- No.
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I mean literally
get through to my dad.
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I've been on hold
with his office for 16 hours.
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[jazzy saxophone music]
See?
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That's him playing the sax.
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- Cool.
- Yeah.
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- I think we should stage
a school-wide walkout.
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If we can get some
media attention,
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it might put pressure on the
school board to do something.
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- I don't know, Daisy.
Are you sure that we can
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count on all the Bayside kids
to walk out with us?
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- Oh, so now it's "us."
I thought you were planning
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on staying at Bayside
no matter what.
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- Don't come at me like that.
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I'm just thinking about
my future.
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- A future with no best friend.
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Good luck finding someone
who's gonna tell you
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when it's time
to wax your little moustache.
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- Well, it was time
to wax yours two days ago,
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but I didn't say nothin'.
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all: [gasp]
- Yo!
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If we can't agree
at this table,
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then how are we gonna get
the whole school to walk out?
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Bayside has like
a million cliques.
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It's got the artsy kids,
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the girls who code,
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the cool Christians.
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Uncool Christians.
all: Mm.
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- Yeah, but there's Douglas
kids in all of those groups.
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I mean, you guys
are our friends.
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- Yeah, but being friends
with someone
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doesn't mean you're willing
to put your neck out for 'em.
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- Listen, I can get people
at the school to do anything.
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Did you notice how everyone
here calls soda "fizzy juice"?
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I made that happen for a reason
I don't remember.
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- Okay, Lexi, you and Jamie
try to get everyone on board.
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DeVante, Aisha, and I
will reach out to local media
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and convince them
to cover the walkout.
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- And as soon as
my dad picks up,
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I'll convince him to come.
- Your wait time
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is approximately
4 billion minutes.
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[saxophone plays]
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[school bell rings]
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- * When I wake up
in the mornin' *
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* Alarm gives out a warnin' *
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* I don't think
I'll ever make it on time *
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[school bell ringing]
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* By the time I
grab my books *
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* And I give myself a look *
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* I'm at the corner
just in time *
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* It's all right,
it's all right *
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* Saved by the bell,
it's all right *
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* It's all right,
saved by the bell *
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* It's all right *
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* 'Cause I'm saved
by the bell *
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[school bell ringing]
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- So the kids are staging
a walkout at 1:00,
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and I think that we,
as the staff,
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should walk out with them.
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all: [murmur in agreement]
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Now, as you may have heard,
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Toddman is on
administrative leave
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due to a complaint made
by Jade Huntington-Snell,
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so he is not allowed
to be here.
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- Oh-ho-ho, I'm here.
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Jade is trying to silence me
'cause I'm wise to the con
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she's pulling
on the Douglas kids.
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But now it's time to stand up!
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Obviously,
I can't actually stand up
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because Jade might see me.
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Hey, Slater.
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- Hey.
- Ugh!
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I hate that woman.
People like Jade
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are the reason public education
in this country
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is so broken.
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Did you know that predominately
white school districts
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receive $23 billion more--
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Sorry.
I know, I know.
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Relax, Mama.
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- I wasn't gonna say that.
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I would never say
something like that.
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I mean, maybe back
in high school.
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I mean, maybe every day
a couple times a day
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back in high school.
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- It doesn't matter.
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I'm glad we're all
on the same page.
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I'll see you at 1:00.
- Okay.
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- A-and I guess I told you
to calm down a lot
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that one summer
we worked at the beach club?
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And--and I think in Hawaii
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and--and in Vegas, too.
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[click tongue]
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[indistinct chatter]
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- Hey, buddy, great news.
My dad's coming to the walkout.
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- Wait, what?
- Yeah, he was in L.A.
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last night
for some secret meeting
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about a giant earthquake
that's coming on May 14th
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that I'm not supposed
to tell anybody about--
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- Wait, what?
- And I got to talk to him.
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And now,
Jade and the rest of the PTA
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are trying to kick them
out of Bayside.
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It's like a grave injustice
or whatever.
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- Do you hear your son?
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We have raised a real
prankster-turned-activist.
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Like George Clooney.
- Mmm.
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Oh, those parents suck.
You know, the Douglas kids,
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they deserve to go
to a great school like Bayside.
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Besides, new kids
keep things fresh.
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Remember Tori?
- Who?
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- That's why you need
to come to the walkout,
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so you can do, like,
a law that they can stay.
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- Ah, listen, Mac,
I know it's hard
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to understand this stuff
because you're a kid,
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but...it's complicated.
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But, hey, I've done
complicated things before.
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I mean,
you're talking to the guy
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that got Jason Statham on
the California Supreme Court.
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I promise you I will do
everything that I can.
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- Anyway, old Mac did it again.
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So what time's the parade
for me?
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- Let's just see
if he actually shows up.
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- Why would he not show up?
- Well,
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he said it's complicated,
which is grown-up speak for,
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"It's not something
I wanna do."
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Also, it was his budget cuts
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that started this mess
in the first place,
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and he raised you.
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I mean, you're a good guy now,
but up until like this week,
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you were kind of a--
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I don't wanna say psychopath.
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More like a sociopath.
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- [laughs]
My dad's a great man.
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Zack Morris is a legend
at this school.
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- Not all legends
are good, Mac.
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There was this legend
about a guy in our neighborhood
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with a hook hand.
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He killed teens by getting them
to sign up for the army.
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[mellow music]
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- He's gonna come
and fix everything.
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Hey, you don't know my dad.
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[softly]
Sociopath...
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- This is gonna be pretty cool.
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We haven't gathered
the Bayside cliques
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since we all came together
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to talk Toddman
out of wearing his earring.
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Are you okay?
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- I don't know.
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- You upset about Aisha?
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- No.
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I'm just kinda coming to grips
with the fact
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that this was probably
my last chance at love.
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- [sighs]
- I mean, I'm 16.
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I can barely bench press
a car anymore.
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Who's gonna want me?
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- I don't think
you have to worry.
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Basically, every girl at
the school has a crush on you.
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And every boy.
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And most of the teachers.
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And Shakira, when she came
here to shoot her video.
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- Come on, Lexi,
not everyone has a crush on me.
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- [laughs]
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I did.
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[gentle music]
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- You did?
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- Yeah, I did.
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For a while.
And, um...
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* *
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To be honest, I still do.
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But it's totally cool
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if you haven't
thought about me that way.
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- No, I have.
- What?
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Shut up.
No.
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Don't shut up.
[softly] What?
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- I mean...
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you're like the best,
you know?
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You're really pretty,
and you're funny,
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and you're like
my best friend.
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But honestly,
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the thing that kinda
always held me back was...
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- It's weird to date
your best friend.
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- No, I think friends
can date friends.
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Haven't you ever seen
"Friends"?
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It's just
you haven't always been
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the nicest?
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- But I'm not mean anymore.
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Why, these days,
I couldn't even imagine
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cyberbullying Erica
into getting butt implants.
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- Yeah, no, I know.
Yeah, you're right.
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And I'm proud of you.
- Thanks.
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- Yeah, sometimes
it makes me wonder
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what I was so scared of
that whole time.
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* *
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- Don't sit the sci-fi nerds
next to theater.
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That's how Scientology
was invented.
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- Okay.
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- No, we can find
someone else, René,
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but I just feel like
most marriage counselors
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will have a problem with you
eating tuna
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through the entire session.
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- Are you mad?
- No, I'm not mad.
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- Okay, fine.
- I'll see you at the protest.
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- Hey...
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[clears throat]
Um...
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I think I owe you
an apology.
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- Oh, it's fine.
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I knew it was a pyramid scheme
when I gave you the money.
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- Ugh! It's not.
If you would've just found
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seven friends to sell
the soul bracelets to,
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we'd both be millionaires
by now.
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Anyway, it's not that,
it's just...
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I-I feel bad about
how I treated you
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back in high school.
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- What?
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- Well, you're always
standing up for things
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that you believe in,
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and I just kept telling you
to calm down.
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- It's okay.
Probably wasn't easy
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having an angry tall person
constantly yelling at you.
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- But you were right
to be angry.
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We all made fun of you,
but you were the only one
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who knew what was really
going on.
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Styrofoam is bad.
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Drilling for oil
on a football field is bad.
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A school-sponsored
bikini contest is bad.
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I-I shouldn't have been
telling you to calm down.
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I should have been
yelling right there with you.
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I'm just sorry I wasn't.
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- Slater, that's so nice.
233
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But all that yelling
didn't change anything.
234
00:08:06,903 --> 00:08:08,613
And now these poor kids
have to fight the battles
235
00:08:08,655 --> 00:08:10,025
that I couldn't win.
236
00:08:10,073 --> 00:08:11,993
- Yeah, but it's not
just you anymore.
237
00:08:12,033 --> 00:08:13,833
Back then,
you were protesting alone.
238
00:08:13,868 --> 00:08:15,448
Well, I guess that one time
239
00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:18,615
you had that floppy-haired
loser Graham with you, but...
240
00:08:18,665 --> 00:08:20,415
you're not alone anymore.
241
00:08:20,458 --> 00:08:22,628
All these kids,
242
00:08:22,669 --> 00:08:24,709
this whole generation,
they're--
243
00:08:24,754 --> 00:08:26,554
they're all a bunch
of Jessies.
244
00:08:26,589 --> 00:08:28,339
[uplifting music]
245
00:08:28,383 --> 00:08:32,013
Even the big, strong Slaters
are Jessies.
246
00:08:32,053 --> 00:08:34,473
You know, that's how I know
247
00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:36,734
this world's
gonna be just fine.
248
00:08:37,767 --> 00:08:38,727
- Thanks, Slater.
249
00:08:38,768 --> 00:08:40,898
- You're welcome.
250
00:08:40,937 --> 00:08:43,057
And, hey, don't ever apologize
for being angry.
251
00:08:43,106 --> 00:08:44,896
- 'Scuse me.
I don't need your permission
252
00:08:44,941 --> 00:08:47,241
to feel my own feelings,
you sexist pig.
253
00:08:48,778 --> 00:08:50,488
- Oink, oink, baby.
254
00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:52,780
- And that is why
255
00:08:52,824 --> 00:08:55,244
it is so important for KTLA
to be at Bayside at 1:00.
256
00:08:55,285 --> 00:08:57,905
- So it's a student walkout?
I could run it by my boss--
257
00:08:57,954 --> 00:08:59,714
- Listen, I get it.
You need a sexy hook.
258
00:08:59,748 --> 00:09:01,208
How about this?
259
00:09:01,249 --> 00:09:04,879
Did you know that 80%
of the 35% of taxpayers
260
00:09:04,919 --> 00:09:06,419
who make up 78% of--
- Oh, my God!
261
00:09:06,463 --> 00:09:08,053
That's so boring.
262
00:09:08,089 --> 00:09:10,089
Sir, this is a very
serious issue.
263
00:09:10,133 --> 00:09:12,093
The system is failing us--
- Well, not all of us.
264
00:09:12,135 --> 00:09:13,925
Some of us are only
looking out for themselves.
265
00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:16,510
- Hey, do not tell
KTLA Live at 5 my business.
266
00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:19,016
both: [arguing in Spanish]
267
00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:21,099
- Stop fighting.
Stay on message.
268
00:09:21,144 --> 00:09:23,524
- Yeah, what DeVante said.
Stay on message.
269
00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:24,863
Tell 'em my dad's coming.
270
00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:27,108
- Wait--who's his dad?
all: No one!
271
00:09:27,150 --> 00:09:28,820
- The governor.
He'll be there,
272
00:09:28,860 --> 00:09:31,200
and that's a promise from
the first boy of California.
273
00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:33,777
- Now, that's a sexy hook.
I'll see you there.
274
00:09:33,823 --> 00:09:35,123
- Why would you do that?
275
00:09:35,158 --> 00:09:37,488
- 'Cause he's gonna come
and fix everything.
276
00:09:37,535 --> 00:09:38,905
You're wrong about my dad.
277
00:09:38,953 --> 00:09:40,793
- Or you are.
Now when he doesn't show up,
278
00:09:40,830 --> 00:09:42,290
the walkout's gonna
look like a joke.
279
00:09:42,332 --> 00:09:44,132
- Well, too bad
he's definitely coming,
280
00:09:44,167 --> 00:09:46,127
'cause I love jokes.
Do you wanna hear one?
281
00:09:46,169 --> 00:09:49,799
A woman with big, long boobs
walks into a bar--
282
00:09:49,839 --> 00:09:51,129
- No, thanks.
- Not what we need.
283
00:09:51,174 --> 00:09:53,644
- And that is why we need
all the Douglas kids
284
00:09:53,677 --> 00:09:55,427
and the Bayside kids
to pull together
285
00:09:55,470 --> 00:09:57,760
to fight for what's right.
Who's with me?
286
00:09:57,806 --> 00:09:59,766
- Yeah!
- Whoo!
287
00:09:59,808 --> 00:10:01,138
- Can I just say,
288
00:10:01,184 --> 00:10:02,984
I wasn't super sure
about this school at first,
289
00:10:03,019 --> 00:10:05,269
but becoming friends
with Lauren
290
00:10:05,313 --> 00:10:07,733
and the other Future
Business Leaders of America
291
00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:11,034
is the best investment
I've ever made.
292
00:10:11,069 --> 00:10:12,899
- I love you, Tamika.
293
00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:15,776
No stocks could ever
beat this bond.
294
00:10:15,824 --> 00:10:17,664
all: Aww.
295
00:10:17,701 --> 00:10:19,241
- At 1:00 p.m. today,
296
00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:20,995
we will stage
a school-wide walkout.
297
00:10:21,037 --> 00:10:22,827
Let's show the world
they can't tear us apart,
298
00:10:22,872 --> 00:10:24,712
because we are one Bayside.
299
00:10:24,749 --> 00:10:26,749
- Yeah!
- Whoo!
300
00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:28,633
- Cool. So if nobody
has any questions,
301
00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:30,550
we can just, uh--yeah.
302
00:10:30,588 --> 00:10:32,758
- Would we be able to start
the protest with a prayer?
303
00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:35,009
- Um...
- No way!
304
00:10:35,051 --> 00:10:38,261
What about us Atheists?
I say we start with a nothing!
305
00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:40,064
- We'll sidebar that.
- That's--yeah.
306
00:10:40,098 --> 00:10:42,348
- You know, I just thought
a poetry slot
307
00:10:42,392 --> 00:10:45,022
might hit the spot,
unless it's too hot
308
00:10:45,061 --> 00:10:47,401
in the parking lot.
[overlapping groaning]
309
00:10:47,439 --> 00:10:49,649
all: Boo!
- What do we do?
310
00:10:49,691 --> 00:10:51,151
Everybody wants to do
the right thing,
311
00:10:51,192 --> 00:10:53,032
but only if it's in
their own stupid way.
312
00:10:53,069 --> 00:10:55,029
- I don't know,
maybe just give 'em a minute
313
00:10:55,071 --> 00:10:56,571
and they'll work it out?
314
00:10:56,614 --> 00:10:59,534
- Would we be able to do
the protest at 1:30 instead?
315
00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:02,156
I have a shareholder's meeting.
- We all know that's code
316
00:11:02,203 --> 00:11:03,463
for you have to take a dump,
Lauren.
317
00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:05,786
This is my future.
You are not a true ally!
318
00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:07,462
- Seriously, Tamika?
319
00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,500
How could you say that
to the whole cafeteria?
320
00:11:09,544 --> 00:11:12,214
[students booing, shouting]
321
00:11:18,261 --> 00:11:19,601
- DeVante, you might wanna
tell the reporters not to come.
322
00:11:19,637 --> 00:11:20,887
Everyone's fighting.
323
00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:22,600
- Well, Aisha and Daisy
were fighting too,
324
00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:25,060
but honestly, I think
they're in a good place now.
325
00:11:25,101 --> 00:11:26,601
[girls arguing in Spanish]
326
00:11:26,644 --> 00:11:28,444
I gotta go.
327
00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:30,110
- You're not mad
that I'm leaving you.
328
00:11:30,148 --> 00:11:31,518
You're just mad
that I'm doing something
329
00:11:31,566 --> 00:11:32,646
that wasn't your idea.
330
00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:34,402
- Well, you never have
any good ideas.
331
00:11:34,444 --> 00:11:36,204
A "macrowave"
that cools down hot food?
332
00:11:36,237 --> 00:11:37,857
Just wait a minute
or blow on it!
333
00:11:37,906 --> 00:11:39,026
- You blow on it, bitch.
334
00:11:39,074 --> 00:11:40,914
both: [shouting in Spanish]
- Enough!
335
00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:42,950
Lexi and Jamie can't get the
cliques to agree on anything,
336
00:11:42,994 --> 00:11:45,294
so we don't have time
for childish catfighting.
337
00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:47,580
- Excuse me?
- What did you just say?
338
00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:49,084
- Uh-oh.
- Catfighting?
339
00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:51,535
Aisha is a strong,
beautiful woman
340
00:11:51,586 --> 00:11:53,546
voicing her opinion--
how dare you!
341
00:11:53,588 --> 00:11:55,338
- And Daisy is not childish.
342
00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:57,302
She's had to take care of her
brother since she was a kid.
343
00:11:57,342 --> 00:11:59,682
- I never said she didn't.
Why y'all ganging up on me?
344
00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,809
Wait a minute!
345
00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:03,516
Wait a minute.
I got it!
346
00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:05,556
This is how we get the school
united for the walkout.
347
00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:08,140
They just need to share
a common enemy.
348
00:12:08,186 --> 00:12:10,056
- He's right--you and I
put our differences aside
349
00:12:10,105 --> 00:12:11,435
so we could defend each other
350
00:12:11,481 --> 00:12:12,941
against this stupid,
sexist d-bag.
351
00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:14,652
- Guys, I'm a nice person.
352
00:12:14,693 --> 00:12:16,533
- We just need someone that can
do that for the whole school.
353
00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:18,609
- Exactly!
- Shut up!
354
00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:20,525
- Mom, I need to
ask you a question.
355
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:22,993
Do I know my father?
356
00:12:23,034 --> 00:12:25,084
- Of course!
It's Zack.
357
00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:26,710
Why are you asking?
[laughing] You're...
358
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,036
You're not Jeff's.
359
00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:29,461
- No, I mean,
360
00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:31,329
I keep telling everybody
that he's gonna come today
361
00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:32,746
and, like,
sign an executive order
362
00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:36,014
that fixes everything,
but no one believes me.
363
00:12:36,047 --> 00:12:39,047
- Oh, well, honey,
he said he'd try his best.
364
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,432
- Yeah, right?
365
00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:41,968
I mean, Zack Morris always does
the right thing.
366
00:12:42,012 --> 00:12:42,972
- Hmm.
[sniffs]
367
00:12:43,013 --> 00:12:44,813
Well, not always.
368
00:12:44,848 --> 00:12:47,018
I mean, I told you
that story back in high school
369
00:12:47,058 --> 00:12:48,688
when he sold
poison face cream?
370
00:12:48,727 --> 00:12:50,807
Or the time he made
that calendar of us
371
00:12:50,854 --> 00:12:53,024
in our bathing suits
and didn't get our permission?
372
00:12:53,064 --> 00:12:54,774
Or that time
he almost had Screech
373
00:12:54,816 --> 00:12:56,226
dissected by the government?
374
00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:58,316
- No, you didn't tell me
any of that.
375
00:12:58,361 --> 00:13:01,201
- Oh, really?
Oh.
376
00:13:01,239 --> 00:13:03,579
Oh, well, honey,
he said he'd try his best.
377
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:07,246
- You already said that.
And who's Jeff?
378
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:08,707
- Yeah, I gotta go.
Bye!
379
00:13:08,747 --> 00:13:10,077
[line beeps]
- [scoffs]
380
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:12,213
- We think everyone will
put their differences aside
381
00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:14,040
if we just give them
a common enemy to hate
382
00:13:14,085 --> 00:13:15,795
as much as we hate
bitch-ass DeVante.
383
00:13:15,837 --> 00:13:17,297
- You're still mad?
384
00:13:17,339 --> 00:13:20,009
I gave you the idea and
I bought you both milkshakes.
385
00:13:20,050 --> 00:13:21,430
- That is a great plan.
386
00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:24,968
The only problem is,
the enemy will have to be me.
387
00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:28,103
I'm the only one capable
of being mean enough.
388
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:30,641
- You're all being very rude
to me now.
389
00:13:30,685 --> 00:13:31,975
- Do you think you can get
390
00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:34,270
the entire school mad at you
in 20 minutes?
391
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:36,154
- I've done it by accident.
392
00:13:36,191 --> 00:13:38,361
I can do it on purpose.
393
00:13:38,401 --> 00:13:39,571
[chuckles]
394
00:13:41,363 --> 00:13:43,203
- Bonjour.
- Hi.
395
00:13:43,239 --> 00:13:45,489
You're here early.
396
00:13:45,533 --> 00:13:46,913
- You know I never miss
a protest.
397
00:13:46,951 --> 00:13:48,411
- Oh, thanks.
398
00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:49,793
- Remember that time
I went to occupy Wall Street
399
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,749
even though I had pink eye,
and everybody caught it?
400
00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:53,120
- [chuckles]
Mm--
401
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:57,126
Um, is this not decaf?
402
00:13:57,170 --> 00:14:00,380
'Cause you know
I can't drink caffeine.
403
00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:01,933
- I mean,
404
00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:03,546
technically,
you can drink caffeine.
405
00:14:03,593 --> 00:14:05,553
You just
don'tdrink
caffeine.
406
00:14:05,595 --> 00:14:07,555
Language matters.
407
00:14:08,932 --> 00:14:10,142
Oh, come on!
408
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:13,603
You can't actually
be mad about this.
409
00:14:13,645 --> 00:14:15,265
- But I am.
410
00:14:17,065 --> 00:14:20,435
I am so mad.
411
00:14:20,485 --> 00:14:23,405
I am mad that you are
my husband
412
00:14:23,446 --> 00:14:27,616
but do not know one of the most
fundamental things about me.
413
00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:31,499
I am mad that you burn sage
that I'm allergic to,
414
00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:34,288
that you leave me and your son
for six months at a time.
415
00:14:34,332 --> 00:14:36,132
You never read my books.
416
00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:38,547
Meanwhile,
I proofread your very long,
417
00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:40,956
very pornographic
autobiography?
418
00:14:41,006 --> 00:14:44,376
You don't ask me about my day,
and I hate your bees.
419
00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:47,426
Who buys
non-honey-producing bees?
420
00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:50,140
- Okay, this feels like
misplaced anger.
421
00:14:50,181 --> 00:14:53,181
- Oh, no, it's placed
exactly where it goes.
422
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:56,476
For years, I have been
protecting your feelings
423
00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:59,521
at my expense,
and I'm not doing it anymore,
424
00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:04,526
you narcissistic fake-woke,
dreamcatcher, tattoo-having,
425
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:08,321
homemade-jerky-smelling
dumbass.
426
00:15:08,366 --> 00:15:10,486
- I don't even know
who you are anymore.
427
00:15:10,535 --> 00:15:14,705
- I'm Jessie [bleep] Spano.
Now, get out of my office.
428
00:15:14,748 --> 00:15:16,918
[upbeat music]
429
00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:18,168
- Namaste.
430
00:15:18,209 --> 00:15:22,839
* *
431
00:15:22,881 --> 00:15:24,261
[students arguing]
432
00:15:24,299 --> 00:15:25,929
- Guys, listen.
433
00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:28,217
We can't do everyone's ideas.
434
00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:30,511
How are we supposed to chant
"no justice, no peace"
435
00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:32,845
while we're taking
a vow of silence?
436
00:15:32,891 --> 00:15:34,101
- I know a way.
437
00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:37,232
- Whoa!
What school are you from?
438
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:39,440
- Attention, sluts and losers.
439
00:15:39,481 --> 00:15:41,521
I have an announcement.
440
00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:44,106
This meeting is over because
it has come to my attention
441
00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:46,912
that every single one of you
sucks ass.
442
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,196
- What?
[indistinct chatter]
443
00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:51,450
[lightly edgy music]
444
00:15:51,493 --> 00:15:53,373
This school lost
whatever made it great
445
00:15:53,411 --> 00:15:55,581
the day the Douglas kids
showed up
446
00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:58,212
and everyone started pretending
to be fake-ass friends,
447
00:15:58,249 --> 00:16:00,209
even when we clearly
hate each other!
448
00:16:00,251 --> 00:16:02,251
[all booing]
449
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,295
- That's not true.
Tamika's my friend.
450
00:16:04,339 --> 00:16:06,219
- Oh, yeah, right, you don't
really care about her.
451
00:16:06,257 --> 00:16:08,387
- Yeah, she does.
And I care about her too.
452
00:16:08,426 --> 00:16:10,046
And if I make fun
of her bathroom habits,
453
00:16:10,095 --> 00:16:12,305
it's just because I'm jealous
of her regularity.
454
00:16:12,347 --> 00:16:13,767
- You're all fooling
yourselves.
455
00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:14,887
If you were really friends,
456
00:16:14,933 --> 00:16:16,143
you would have agreed
to the walkout.
457
00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:17,604
Instead,
you're just sitting around
458
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:20,064
like a bunch of garbage bags
full of potato salad
459
00:16:20,105 --> 00:16:21,515
stuffed into Gap outlet
sweaters.
460
00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:23,324
And I'm lookin' at you, Colt.
461
00:16:23,358 --> 00:16:25,028
- This was a birthday present
from Greg.
462
00:16:25,068 --> 00:16:28,108
- I knitted it for him.
And he looks amazing in it.
463
00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:30,164
[chatter and applause]
464
00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:32,028
- Aw! Blah! Gluh!
465
00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:33,905
[all booing]
Yeah, that's right.
466
00:16:33,952 --> 00:16:35,542
Keep booing me!
467
00:16:35,578 --> 00:16:37,998
[slurping sounds]
That's me eating your boos.
468
00:16:38,039 --> 00:16:40,039
It feeds me, you basic bitche--
469
00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:42,253
- Okay, that's enough.
Listen.
470
00:16:42,293 --> 00:16:44,053
I think Lexi's wrong.
471
00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:47,337
I think we do care about each
other and we are good friends.
472
00:16:47,382 --> 00:16:49,802
Now, it's 1:00,
and I'm walking out.
473
00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:51,303
Who's with me?
474
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,934
[cheers and applause]
- Yeah!
475
00:16:53,972 --> 00:16:56,432
* *
476
00:16:56,474 --> 00:16:58,394
- Are you gonna be okay?
477
00:16:58,435 --> 00:17:01,435
- I'll hold it.
478
00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:05,189
[cheers and applause]
479
00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:07,113
[bright music]
480
00:17:07,152 --> 00:17:09,072
[camera shutters clicking]
481
00:17:09,112 --> 00:17:10,992
- Daisy, this is amazing.
482
00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:12,821
You did it.
483
00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:17,370
You've got this.
484
00:17:20,999 --> 00:17:23,419
- You know...
485
00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:24,960
when I first came
to Bayside,
486
00:17:25,003 --> 00:17:27,463
I could never have imagined
this moment--
487
00:17:27,505 --> 00:17:29,625
standing side-by-side,
488
00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:31,804
each of us fighting
for all of us.
489
00:17:31,843 --> 00:17:33,723
The only way to make sure
490
00:17:33,762 --> 00:17:35,642
everyone gets
a decent education
491
00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:37,850
is to tie our fates together,
492
00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:40,731
to reject the idea
that any kid deserves more
493
00:17:40,769 --> 00:17:41,939
than any other,
494
00:17:41,978 --> 00:17:44,978
that any person is more
valuable than--
495
00:17:45,023 --> 00:17:48,033
- He's here, the most important
man in the world, my daddy!
496
00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:49,988
He's here to save the day.
497
00:17:50,028 --> 00:17:52,028
[cheers and applause]
498
00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:53,372
- Oh, my God!
499
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:55,276
Max, you actually
pulled it off.
500
00:17:55,325 --> 00:17:57,195
You got
the Governor of California
501
00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:58,913
to come to our protest!
502
00:18:03,375 --> 00:18:05,955
- I'm here today
not as a parent
503
00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:07,302
or a politician.
504
00:18:07,337 --> 00:18:08,627
I'm here as a man
505
00:18:08,672 --> 00:18:10,512
who wants to be on
the right side of history.
506
00:18:10,548 --> 00:18:12,718
Every kid deserves
a good education.
507
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:16,049
It hasn't always been the case,
but that stops today.
508
00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:18,386
Today we stand up and say,
509
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:21,521
"We know
what the future looks like.
510
00:18:21,559 --> 00:18:24,399
It looks like this."
511
00:18:27,482 --> 00:18:30,322
- It's just a mural.
- Thank you.
512
00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:32,240
Thank you.
- Hmm.
513
00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:33,528
[shutters clicking,
indistinct chatter]
514
00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:35,741
- Thank you, thank you.
515
00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:39,122
- Hey, no one wanted this,
and it does nothing.
516
00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:40,830
What the hell just happened?
517
00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:44,500
- What just happened
is my dad sucks.
518
00:18:44,541 --> 00:18:46,421
- Please don't touch the paint.
It's not dry.
519
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:52,968
- Okay, thank you
for coming out.
520
00:18:53,008 --> 00:18:54,258
God bless California.
521
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:55,930
- My dad can't do this to us.
522
00:18:55,969 --> 00:18:58,809
Just wait until he finds out
who my dad is.
523
00:18:58,847 --> 00:18:59,967
Damn it!
524
00:19:00,015 --> 00:19:01,675
- Hey, buddy,
you gotta get it together.
525
00:19:01,725 --> 00:19:03,725
What your dad just did,
whether he knows it or not,
526
00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:05,438
just made everything
a billion times worse.
527
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:06,858
'Cause if he leaves
after unveiling
528
00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:08,396
that feel-good,
do-nothing mural,
529
00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:09,770
then all these people
are gonna leave
530
00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:11,276
feeling good and doing nothing!
531
00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:13,027
- Ready to go?
Let's go. Okay.
532
00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:14,989
- Oh, God, he's leaving.
I need someone to buy us time.
533
00:19:15,030 --> 00:19:18,200
- I got this.
534
00:19:18,241 --> 00:19:20,121
- Uh, yo,
I'm gonna sing a song now,
535
00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:23,620
and if you leave before
it's over, you're a racist.
536
00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:30,209
* Ah *
537
00:19:30,253 --> 00:19:32,053
- Okay, we have one shot
to fix this.
538
00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:34,128
So what I need from you
is the scheme of a lifetime.
539
00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:36,134
I'm talking wigs, accents.
Maybe you'll dress up
540
00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:38,346
as your mom and seduce your dad
in a red cocktail dress.
541
00:19:38,386 --> 00:19:39,796
I don't know!
I'm bad at these!
542
00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:41,556
But you're not.
We just need a plan
543
00:19:41,598 --> 00:19:42,968
to keep your dad here
and change his mind.
544
00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:46,306
- No, I can't think.
I--wait, wait.
545
00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:50,323
[DeVante singing
"Amazing Grace"]
546
00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:51,647
Okay.
547
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:56,361
This is so crazy,
it juuust might work.
548
00:19:56,404 --> 00:19:57,534
Please fix it, Daddy.
549
00:19:57,572 --> 00:19:59,202
Daddy, please!
550
00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:00,830
- This was your scheme?
551
00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,577
- Your stupid painting
doesn't do anything.
552
00:20:02,619 --> 00:20:05,249
They can't go to school
in a painting, unless--
553
00:20:05,288 --> 00:20:07,248
do you have "Harold and
the Purple Crayon" technology?
554
00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:08,500
- No.
555
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:11,001
- I didn't think so.
556
00:20:11,044 --> 00:20:12,884
- I know you wanted more,
557
00:20:12,921 --> 00:20:15,221
but even to get that
stupid painting approved,
558
00:20:15,256 --> 00:20:17,006
I had to call in
a bunch of favors.
559
00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:19,140
You asked me to do
everything I could,
560
00:20:19,177 --> 00:20:22,847
and like it or not, I did.
561
00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:24,809
I'm sorry.
562
00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:28,402
- But...
563
00:20:28,436 --> 00:20:30,556
how could that be possible?
564
00:20:30,605 --> 00:20:33,855
Hi. Daisy.
Sophomore class president.
565
00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:36,650
You're the governor.
You have so much power.
566
00:20:36,695 --> 00:20:38,815
- [chuckles]
Listen.
567
00:20:38,863 --> 00:20:40,243
I get it.
568
00:20:40,281 --> 00:20:41,661
When you're a kid,
569
00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:43,660
doing the right thing
seems really simple.
570
00:20:43,702 --> 00:20:45,252
You know,
when I was your age,
571
00:20:45,286 --> 00:20:49,456
I did a PSA with the president
of NBC that solved drugs.
572
00:20:49,499 --> 00:20:51,289
But then you grow up,
573
00:20:51,334 --> 00:20:53,594
and you realize it's a lot
more complicated than that.
574
00:20:53,628 --> 00:20:56,718
- Okay, well,
maybe I am just a dumb kid,
575
00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:58,926
but can you explain
what that means?
576
00:20:58,967 --> 00:21:01,007
- Sure, it just means that,
you know, um,
577
00:21:01,052 --> 00:21:04,352
education is a really
complex political issue
578
00:21:04,389 --> 00:21:06,269
where you can't
get anything done
579
00:21:06,307 --> 00:21:07,727
without kicking
a hornet's nest.
580
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:09,687
- Okay,
and what does that mean?
581
00:21:09,728 --> 00:21:11,688
- W-uh...
kicking a hornet's nest?
582
00:21:11,730 --> 00:21:14,150
It, uh, well,
it just means, um,
583
00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:16,990
voters and lobbyists
can get, like, mad at you.
584
00:21:17,027 --> 00:21:18,897
- Okay,
and what does that mean?
585
00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:21,775
- [stammering]
It's bad is what it means.
586
00:21:21,823 --> 00:21:23,203
Angry voters
won't vote for you,
587
00:21:23,241 --> 00:21:25,581
and corporations will give
money to your opponent
588
00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:27,118
where they make campaign ads
589
00:21:27,162 --> 00:21:28,752
where they put you
in black and white
590
00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:31,668
and they go, "Zack Morris,
wrong on this thing.
591
00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:34,588
Wrong for California,"
and you won't get reelected.
592
00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:35,837
- Okay, and what
does that mean,
593
00:21:35,879 --> 00:21:37,259
like you won't have a job
anymore?
594
00:21:37,297 --> 00:21:39,507
- Uh, no, I'll just go back
to being a hot lawyer,
595
00:21:39,549 --> 00:21:41,759
but, you know, I-I wouldn't
be the governor!
596
00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:43,641
- But--
- No, please, Daisy, no more.
597
00:21:43,678 --> 00:21:46,098
- What does that mean?
598
00:21:46,139 --> 00:21:47,599
- I'll be a loser, okay?
599
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:50,100
With no helicopter,
no parades,
600
00:21:50,143 --> 00:21:52,733
so secret service guys
calling me the Blond Falcon.
601
00:21:55,190 --> 00:21:58,280
Oh, God.
Is that it?
602
00:21:58,318 --> 00:22:00,698
That can't be it.
603
00:22:00,737 --> 00:22:02,987
- You know what
you have to do.
604
00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:06,704
I came here
to seduce your father
605
00:22:06,743 --> 00:22:09,453
just in case
he didn't do the right thing.
606
00:22:09,496 --> 00:22:11,706
- Told you my idea
wasn't stupid.
607
00:22:13,416 --> 00:22:16,586
- * But noooow I see *
608
00:22:16,628 --> 00:22:17,798
Thank you!
609
00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:20,047
Thank you.
Only one of you is racist.
610
00:22:20,090 --> 00:22:21,590
- I had to pee!
611
00:22:23,968 --> 00:22:26,388
- Hi.
Governor Zack again.
612
00:22:26,429 --> 00:22:29,639
I just have a little addendum
to the, uh, mural thing.
613
00:22:29,683 --> 00:22:31,983
Um, no big deal,
614
00:22:32,018 --> 00:22:34,398
but I'm just gonna be signing
a executive order
615
00:22:34,437 --> 00:22:35,647
putting a three-year freeze
616
00:22:35,689 --> 00:22:36,979
on all school openings
and closures
617
00:22:37,023 --> 00:22:38,823
until a committee
can investigate
618
00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:40,108
the current state
of public education
619
00:22:40,151 --> 00:22:42,241
and offer a workable plan
for reform.
620
00:22:42,278 --> 00:22:44,358
Now, I know some people
may be upset by--
621
00:22:44,406 --> 00:22:45,486
[phone blips]
Oh.
622
00:22:45,532 --> 00:22:47,162
Okay, uh,
623
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:48,910
getting a text
that I'm being sued.
624
00:22:48,952 --> 00:22:51,162
[phone blips]
Oh.
625
00:22:51,204 --> 00:22:53,374
By, uh, multiple people.
626
00:22:53,415 --> 00:22:54,785
[phone blipping]
And companies.
627
00:22:54,833 --> 00:22:56,843
Oh, that just a CNN alert,
628
00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:59,046
but it is about me
being sued more.
629
00:22:59,087 --> 00:23:01,837
Look, you know,
it doesn't matter.
630
00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:05,341
The point is, these kids
are staying at Bayside.
631
00:23:05,385 --> 00:23:08,845
[cheers and applause]
632
00:23:08,888 --> 00:23:10,808
- Whoo! Yes!
- That's what's up.
633
00:23:10,849 --> 00:23:12,889
- And I wanna thank everyone
who reminded me today
634
00:23:12,934 --> 00:23:15,404
that doing the right thing
635
00:23:15,437 --> 00:23:17,767
doesn't have to be complicated.
636
00:23:17,814 --> 00:23:20,864
- Boy, you must feel like
a real idiot right now.
637
00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:23,070
- What?
What--who-who's talking?
638
00:23:24,362 --> 00:23:27,492
- I said, boy, you must feel
like a real idiot--
639
00:23:27,532 --> 00:23:29,242
[gags, coughs]
640
00:23:29,284 --> 00:23:30,624
Ladybug...
[coughs]
641
00:23:30,660 --> 00:23:32,290
Down my throat.
642
00:23:32,328 --> 00:23:35,168
[gagging, coughing]
643
00:23:38,126 --> 00:23:39,586
Pah!
644
00:23:43,089 --> 00:23:45,009
- So I guess
I'll see you tomorrow
645
00:23:45,050 --> 00:23:46,970
for another normal day
at Bayside.
646
00:23:47,010 --> 00:23:49,430
- I guess so--I still can't
believe we did it.
647
00:23:49,471 --> 00:23:52,061
- Daisy,
youdid it.
648
00:23:52,098 --> 00:23:54,058
And I'm not just talking
about the walkout.
649
00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:55,640
From the day
that we got here,
650
00:23:55,685 --> 00:23:57,145
you know that this place
was unfair,
651
00:23:57,187 --> 00:23:58,647
and you wouldn't shut up
about it.
652
00:23:58,688 --> 00:24:00,228
But look what you did.
653
00:24:00,273 --> 00:24:02,233
You changed it.
654
00:24:02,275 --> 00:24:03,735
- Yeah, I did.
655
00:24:04,944 --> 00:24:06,954
I'm just so happy
we're best friends again.
656
00:24:06,988 --> 00:24:09,278
- I know, I mean,
it's been so annoying
657
00:24:09,324 --> 00:24:11,244
not having you around
to tell me what to do.
658
00:24:11,284 --> 00:24:13,624
Like, be honest.
659
00:24:13,661 --> 00:24:15,331
Did I make a huge mistake
with Jamie?
660
00:24:15,372 --> 00:24:18,462
- Aisha, you don't need me
to tell you what to do.
661
00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:20,130
You got this.
- Yeah.
662
00:24:20,168 --> 00:24:22,248
So I'll be mature
and give him space.
663
00:24:22,295 --> 00:24:24,955
- No, stop being an idiot
and go tell him how you feel!
664
00:24:25,006 --> 00:24:27,836
God, this is the macrowave
all over again.
665
00:24:27,884 --> 00:24:29,974
- I'm gonna go talk to him.
- Yes!
666
00:24:31,262 --> 00:24:33,892
[mellow music]
667
00:24:33,932 --> 00:24:37,942
- Hey.
That was quite a speech.
668
00:24:37,977 --> 00:24:40,437
- Yeah.
Everyone hates my guts now.
669
00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:42,230
You sure you wanna be seen
670
00:24:42,273 --> 00:24:44,443
talking to the meanest girl
in school?
671
00:24:44,484 --> 00:24:45,944
- [laughs]
672
00:24:45,985 --> 00:24:48,275
You made the whole school
hate you
673
00:24:48,321 --> 00:24:50,241
for a good cause.
674
00:24:50,281 --> 00:24:53,911
That's like the nicest thing
I've ever seen anyone do.
675
00:24:53,952 --> 00:24:55,872
- Yeah, that is why I did it,
676
00:24:55,912 --> 00:24:58,582
but the truth is,
677
00:24:58,623 --> 00:25:00,883
that mean girl
isn't dead and gone.
678
00:25:00,917 --> 00:25:03,457
She's still a part of me,
and she can show up anytime.
679
00:25:03,503 --> 00:25:05,053
Like if I'm hungry
680
00:25:05,088 --> 00:25:08,548
or someone asks me to go to
their stupid improv show.
681
00:25:08,591 --> 00:25:10,391
- It's okay.
[laughs]
682
00:25:10,427 --> 00:25:12,097
I like the whole Lexi.
683
00:25:13,513 --> 00:25:15,433
- You do?
684
00:25:15,473 --> 00:25:16,773
Shut up.
685
00:25:16,808 --> 00:25:18,518
- No, you shut up.
686
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:21,480
[soft dramatic music]
687
00:25:21,521 --> 00:25:28,701
* *
688
00:25:33,867 --> 00:25:36,117
[upbeat music]
689
00:25:36,161 --> 00:25:38,161
[indistinct chatter]
- Me too.
690
00:25:38,204 --> 00:25:40,964
Oh, Max, actually,
I ordered cheese on mine.
691
00:25:40,999 --> 00:25:43,209
- Take a look in your pocket.
692
00:25:46,087 --> 00:25:48,047
Does this place ever stop
being weird?
693
00:25:48,089 --> 00:25:50,299
- I gotta admit--
never thought I'd say this,
694
00:25:50,342 --> 00:25:52,682
but protesting is fun.
695
00:25:52,719 --> 00:25:54,429
Sort of like bullying evil.
696
00:25:54,471 --> 00:25:56,511
Plus, I got all my steps in,
so that was cool.
697
00:25:56,556 --> 00:25:58,426
- Well, it was good
to see you out there.
698
00:25:58,475 --> 00:25:59,805
I'm proud of us.
699
00:25:59,851 --> 00:26:01,771
We've all really grown up
since high school.
700
00:26:01,811 --> 00:26:03,271
- Oh--
- Ooh--
701
00:26:03,313 --> 00:26:05,403
- Mmm, mmm, mmm...
702
00:26:09,152 --> 00:26:11,362
Oh, it was so hot
when you did the right thing.
703
00:26:11,404 --> 00:26:13,414
- Let's go do this
in a helicopter
704
00:26:13,448 --> 00:26:15,578
while we still can.
- Oh, yeah, you got it,
705
00:26:15,617 --> 00:26:17,947
Blond Falcon.
- Oh...rarr!
706
00:26:17,994 --> 00:26:20,754
[both giggling]
707
00:26:23,792 --> 00:26:24,882
- Hey.
- Hey, Daisy.
708
00:26:24,918 --> 00:26:27,048
- Hi.
- Hey, buddy.
709
00:26:27,087 --> 00:26:29,757
Nice job today.
- You too.
710
00:26:29,798 --> 00:26:31,168
I'm really happy
you guys are staying.
711
00:26:31,216 --> 00:26:32,336
For my own sake.
712
00:26:32,384 --> 00:26:34,264
Sometimes I think
that you've taught me
713
00:26:34,302 --> 00:26:36,302
almost as much
as I taught you.
714
00:26:36,346 --> 00:26:38,136
- What do you think
you've taught me?
715
00:26:38,181 --> 00:26:40,061
- I don't know--
surf culture.
716
00:26:40,100 --> 00:26:41,890
Didn't I give you
a makeover once?
717
00:26:41,935 --> 00:26:44,015
- No.
- Oh, God.
718
00:26:44,062 --> 00:26:46,062
Who'd I give
a makeover to?
719
00:26:46,106 --> 00:26:48,186
- I'm just glad
this is all behind us.
720
00:26:48,233 --> 00:26:49,823
We don't have
to fight these huge,
721
00:26:49,859 --> 00:26:52,069
insurmountable obstacles
anymore.
722
00:26:52,112 --> 00:26:54,912
I just get to be a normal kid
at Bayside for a while.
723
00:26:54,948 --> 00:26:56,528
- Yeah.
[phone chimes]
724
00:26:57,659 --> 00:26:59,869
What's coronavirus?
725
00:26:59,911 --> 00:27:02,621
Oh, well.
Wanna go share a milkshake?
726
00:27:02,664 --> 00:27:04,424
- Yeah.
- The usual.
727
00:27:04,457 --> 00:27:06,247
Hey, you guys want a milkshake?
Daisy's buying.
728
00:27:06,292 --> 00:27:07,962
- No, I'm not buying.
[school bell rings]
729
00:27:08,003 --> 00:27:09,963
- Yeah!
[overlapping chatter]
730
00:27:10,005 --> 00:27:11,715
- You guys know
I don't have money, right?
731
00:27:11,756 --> 00:27:13,546
- A chocolate one, please.
[overlapping chatter]
732
00:27:13,591 --> 00:27:14,971
[school bell rings]
733
00:27:15,010 --> 00:27:16,260
- * When I wake up
in the mornin' *
734
00:27:16,302 --> 00:27:17,722
* An alarm gives out
a warnin' *
735
00:27:17,762 --> 00:27:20,642
* I don't think
I'll ever make it on time *
736
00:27:20,682 --> 00:27:22,272
* By the time
I grab my books *
737
00:27:22,308 --> 00:27:23,688
* And I give myself a look *
738
00:27:23,727 --> 00:27:27,187
* I'm at the corner
just in time *
739
00:27:27,230 --> 00:27:28,650
* It's all right *
740
00:27:28,690 --> 00:27:30,230
* It's all right,
saved by the bell *
741
00:27:30,275 --> 00:27:31,685
* It's all right *
742
00:27:31,735 --> 00:27:33,565
* It's all right,
saved by the bell *
743
00:27:33,611 --> 00:27:36,451
* It's all right *
744
00:27:36,489 --> 00:27:39,659
* 'Cause I'm saved
by the bell *
745
00:27:39,701 --> 00:27:42,661
* It's all right *
746
00:27:42,704 --> 00:27:46,884
* 'Cause I'm saved
by the bell *
747
00:27:46,916 --> 00:27:50,086
* *
748
00:27:50,128 --> 00:27:52,338
* 'Cause I'm saved
by the bell *
749
00:27:52,380 --> 00:27:56,470
* *
750
00:27:56,509 --> 00:27:58,929
* 'Cause I'm saved
by the bell *
751
00:27:58,970 --> 00:28:03,730
* *
752
00:28:03,767 --> 00:28:05,187
* It's all right *
753
00:28:05,226 --> 00:28:06,846
* It's all right,
saved by the bell *
754
00:28:06,895 --> 00:28:08,305
* It's all right *
755
00:28:08,355 --> 00:28:09,975
* It's all right,
saved by the bell *
756
00:28:10,023 --> 00:28:13,153
* It's all right *
757
00:28:13,193 --> 00:28:16,993
* 'Cause I'm saved
by the bell *
758
00:28:17,030 --> 00:28:18,370
[school bell rings]
759
00:28:18,406 --> 00:28:20,406
- That was the best song
you ever wrote, Natalie.
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