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- Hey, Ron, you need any help?
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- Oh, I don't think so.
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I already bought the ice cream,
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and I certainly
don't need help eating it.
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[both chuckling]
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- I was, uh--
I was talking about all this.
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- Oh, that.
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Judy needed more space
for Rick's Bowflex,
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so we agreed to kick me out.
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It's for the best.
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I mean,
you can't beat the commute.
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[chuckling]
- Wait. You're living here?
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- What? No.
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That'd be against the law.
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And you would tell, right?
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- Let's pre-game at my place
before the ice cream social.
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Aisha, are you in?
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- Hell, yeah!
Wouldn't miss it, girl!
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- Oh, Yasmin,
we should go to bio.
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We're dissecting frogs,
and I'm gonna faint.
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[bell rings]
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- Bye! See you at the pre-game!
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- [imitating Aisha] Hell, yeah.
Wouldn't miss it girl.
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[giggles]
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- So what if I'm excited
to go to the ice cream social?
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If you think it's lame,
don't go.
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- I have to go
'cause of student council.
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You think I want to spend
my Friday night at school
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scooping ice cream?
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No, I want to try the new
decaffeinated tea I just got
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and fall asleep reading.
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- You are so judgmental
about Bayside.
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- [scoffs]
No, I'm not!
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There's plenty of Bayside stuff
I'm not judgmental about.
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- Like what?
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- These floors are clean.
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- Mm.
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- I guess the person of color
they underpaid to clean them
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did a great job.
- See?
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Yo, if you could make it one
week without hating on Bayside,
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I'll give you 50 bucks.
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Ooh, I've been hanging out
with too many rich kids.
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I'll give you 50 cents.
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- Deal.
- Deal.
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- Hey, ladies,
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I just met the hottest girl.
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Her name's Pamela,
and she's a perfect ten.
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I mean, blonde hair,
gorgeous smile,
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and she just had
really bad mono,
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so you know she does tongues.
- Mm.
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Wow, what do you think
about that, Daisy?
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- Yeah.
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- I think it's cool.
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Congratulations
on your new love.
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- Guys, I just met
the girl of my dreams.
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Blonde hair, killer smile,
recently sick.
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[record scratches]
- It's the same girl.
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- Wait, yo, J-Dog.
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You also met a hot blonde
this morning?
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- That's right.
- Do you think--
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both: We should both ask
our separate girls
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to the ice cream social
Friday night?
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- Yeah!
- Yes!
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[bell rings]
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* When I wake upin the mornin' *
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* Alarm gives out a warnin' *
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* I don't think I'll evermake it on time *
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* By the timeI grab my books *
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* And I give myself a look *
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* I'm at the corner,just in time *
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* It's all right,it's all right *
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* Saved by the bell *
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* It's all right,it's all right *
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* Saved by the bell *
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* It's all right *
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* 'Cause I'm savedby the bell *
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[bell rings]
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[indistinct chatter]
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- Hey, buddy!
Free seat over here.
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Let's do our secret handshake.
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- We don't have a secret--
- * Whatever you do is right *
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* Whenever you stop,
it's done *
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That was horrible.
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- [clears throat]
Hello.
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Oh, my God!
Okay. Don't look now.
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My dream girl just walked in.
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[light music]
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- Whoa, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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My dream girl just walked in.
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- Yours?
- Uh-huh.
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- You know what this means?
[record scratches]
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- Thank God.
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both: Our future girlfriends
are best friends?
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- Dude! Come on!
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[record scratches]
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I honestly think
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she's going to be
the mother of my children.
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- Um, well...
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I guess maybe,
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but you can always adopt,
J-Dog.
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- Oh, I mean,
well, yeah, of course.
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- Yeah, man.
- Okay, kids.
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Settle down, please.
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- I know last-minute assemblies
are never good news,
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but this one is not
as bad as the last one.
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No one's parents
were lost at sea.
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- Have my parents been found?
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- Uh, no.
Listen, last night,
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the school's brand-new iPads
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were stolen
out of my room--office.
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And until they are returned,
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the ice cream social
is canceled.
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- Dude!
[students clamoring]
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- Hey! Hey!
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Sorry, guys.
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My house, my rules.
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And again,
it's not my house,
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because I don't live here.
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- We are launching a thorough
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and, more importantly,
ethical investigation.
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- That's right, Jessie.
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We're calling it the
"Snitches Get Riches" Program.
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- Um, I thought we said no more
disciplinary experiments
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without running them
by me first.
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- The "Snitches Get Riches"
Program
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is a tattle raffle,
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and great idea
that we all agree on.
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Now, if anybody thinks they
know who stole those iPads,
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just write their name down,
put it in here,
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and you just might win
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a Vizio LED smart TV
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with two years
of Geek Squad Protection.
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Are there any questions?
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Well,
I don't see any hands,
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so assembly dismissed.
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* *
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- Okay, somebody
throw it at him.
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- But he said don't.
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- [sighs]
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Really?
- It's, like, so messed up
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they canceled
the ice cream social.
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- Mm, yeah.
- [sighs] I just wish
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if someone knew who did it,
they'd come forward.
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You know, if, like, it was,
like, their cousin
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or their friend
from the bus
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or an opponent
from a rival dance crew.
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* *
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- Wait, do you think
I know who did it?
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[scoffing and laughing]
- Oh, my God. No, Aisha, no!
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I would never say that
out loud.
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- Okay. Just--just--
just throw it at him!
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Just go ahead and throw it!
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- Don't.
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* *
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- Do people keep asking you
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if you know
who stole all the iPads?
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- Yeah!
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They obviously think
a Douglas kid did it
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and we're covering it up.
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- How dare they all assume
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that we know
who stole the iPads.
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- I mean, it was DeVante,
right?
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We know he stole them.
- Oh, yeah. He's 100% guilty.
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- Like, we would
never tell on him, but--
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- Obviously!
[sighs]
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But he literally did
the same thing back at Douglas.
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Granted, those weren't iPads.
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They were RadioShack
Infotainment Squares.
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- Mm.
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But the Bayside kids don't
know that we know all that.
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[scoffs]
It's so unfair.
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Like, DeVante makes us
all look bad.
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Now I know
how pro basketball players
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who don't cheat
on their wives feel.
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- We've had this conversation
a million times.
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They all cheat.
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- Not Sue Bird.
- Don't say "not Sue Bird."
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- All right.
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She loves Megan.
That's all I'm saying.
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* *
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- You know what's weird?
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How we both met a girl
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and fell in love
on the same day.
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- Statistically,
it was bound to happen.
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- True.
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- I can't take it anymore.
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- Mm, I'd keep my judgmental
opinions to myself.
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Unless you hate having 50 cents
in your pocket.
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- I don't know what poor-o bet
you two are making,
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but Aisha's right.
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Bayside mating rituals
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are always more complicated
than they seem.
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Best to stay out of it
and let it run its course.
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- It's too bad
about the ice cream social.
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That was gonna be the perfect
date for me and Pamela.
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- Wait,
your girl's name is Pamela?
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That's my girl's name, too.
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- Wait, but that means--
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both: We only have to write
one Valentine's Day rap.
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- Yeah!
- Yes.
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[coins rattle on table]
- It's the same Pamela, idiots!
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- [scoffs]
Nuh-uh.
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- No, no, no,
My girl is like this.
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- Exactly. And my Pamela
is like this.
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- Uh-huh.
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both:
[gasp] No!
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- Hey, guys! Oh, since
the ice cream social is off,
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I'm having a party
on Friday night
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at my stepmom's stepmom's
Malibu beach house.
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So check your email
for invites.
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- I'm taking Pamela
to that party.
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- No. I'm taking Pamela
to that party.
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- Hey, look, there's a
perfectly reasonable way
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to settle this.
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A winner-take-all gentlemen's
prank war for her heart.
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- No.
- Hey, Jamie, are you okay?
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Or did some dumb bitch
ruin everything
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by opening
her dumb-bitch mouth?
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- Mac is so much better
at this stuff than me.
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You know,
one time he tricked me
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into falling in love with him
so he could steal my car.
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- Ah.
- [sighs]
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Damn, he looked good
driving that droptop.
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See? I still feel it.
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Hey, Pamela would be crazy
not to pick you.
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You're so hot and popular.
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You're like Justin Bieber
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if he wasn't, like,
100 years old.
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- Oh. Thank you, Lexi.
- Mm-hmm.
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[chuckling]
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Daisy,
when somebody who gets paid
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to sell Casper mattresses
on Instagram gives you advice,
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you listen.
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You should have stayed
out of this.
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- Hey, did you guys get
Yasmin's invite?
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- Mm, yeah. It's right here.
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- Oh.
[chuckles]
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Maybe mine went to spam.
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Is her email address
pumpit@penismasters.biz?
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- Ugh, how do I say this
in a nice way?
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She didn't invite you.
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But your shirt is good.
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- Let me guess.
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None of the Douglas kids
were invited.
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* *
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- Hey.
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I know what you did.
- No, thanks.
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- I know you stole those iPads,
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'cause you did the same thing
back at Douglas.
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- Those weren't iPads.
Those were garbage.
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They only had one app on them
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called "American Facebook,
not from Russia."
253
00:09:21,436 --> 00:09:22,556
They were very hard to sell.
254
00:09:22,604 --> 00:09:23,734
- Can you just do
the right thing for once
255
00:09:23,772 --> 00:09:24,902
and give them back?
256
00:09:24,939 --> 00:09:25,819
- Can you just
mind your business?
257
00:09:25,857 --> 00:09:27,187
- This is my business.
258
00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:29,403
You're making
all the Douglas kids look bad.
259
00:09:29,444 --> 00:09:32,074
I'm the freakin' quarterback
of the football team.
260
00:09:32,113 --> 00:09:33,243
I shouldn't be excluded
from parties
261
00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:34,871
'cause your ass don't--
- There it is.
262
00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:36,828
So this ain't about
doing the right thing,
263
00:09:36,868 --> 00:09:38,118
because if it was,
264
00:09:38,161 --> 00:09:39,911
you would've brought
this up back at Douglas.
265
00:09:39,954 --> 00:09:41,624
But you didn't.
266
00:09:41,664 --> 00:09:43,464
So I wonder
why you're bringing it up
267
00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:44,630
now that we go to Hogwarts.
268
00:09:44,668 --> 00:09:46,208
- No, that's not why,
269
00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:47,802
and don't try
to make it about that.
270
00:09:47,837 --> 00:09:49,087
- Yeah, see,
you only care about this
271
00:09:49,130 --> 00:09:50,260
'cause you don't want
to look bad
272
00:09:50,298 --> 00:09:51,798
in front of your
little white friends.
273
00:09:51,841 --> 00:09:53,301
- [scoffs]
274
00:09:53,343 --> 00:09:54,593
First of all, uh,
275
00:09:54,636 --> 00:09:57,096
Yasmin's dad is half-Persian.
276
00:09:57,138 --> 00:10:00,348
Look, you stole those iPads,
and that's wrong.
277
00:10:00,392 --> 00:10:01,942
- Yep.
278
00:10:01,976 --> 00:10:04,306
And I'm not giving them back.
279
00:10:04,354 --> 00:10:06,484
Now what?
280
00:10:06,523 --> 00:10:13,413
* *
281
00:10:21,705 --> 00:10:23,365
- Now this.
282
00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:27,205
This makes sense
if you just heard
283
00:10:27,252 --> 00:10:30,382
the end of my previous
conversation, okay?
284
00:10:35,885 --> 00:10:38,425
[bell rings]
285
00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:41,181
- Oh, hey, Jamie. Isn't,
uh, Pamela in this class?
286
00:10:41,224 --> 00:10:43,944
The object of our
gentlemen's prank war?
287
00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:46,437
- Is she? Hmm.
I hadn't realized.
288
00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:49,399
[door opens]
289
00:10:52,027 --> 00:10:54,647
[clears throat]
Hey, dude, um, no offense,
290
00:10:54,696 --> 00:10:57,816
but you smell
like hella dog poop.
291
00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:01,617
- Yeah, I should hope so.
292
00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,251
[whimpering]
293
00:11:03,288 --> 00:11:05,958
Oh, I've been volunteering
at an animal rescue.
294
00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:09,289
Hey, girl.
This is for you.
295
00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:10,706
- What?
296
00:11:10,754 --> 00:11:13,514
- So she's just going to
hold a dog all through class?
297
00:11:13,548 --> 00:11:15,378
[door opens]
298
00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:16,835
[bell rings]
299
00:11:16,885 --> 00:11:18,295
- [sighs]
300
00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:21,425
Okay, students,
dogs, take your seats.
301
00:11:21,473 --> 00:11:24,393
You have the whole class
to finish your quiz,
302
00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:25,604
because I need to finish
303
00:11:25,643 --> 00:11:27,523
writing an angry letter
to Tinder
304
00:11:27,562 --> 00:11:31,112
about the quality of the
responses I've been getting.
305
00:11:32,484 --> 00:11:36,994
- I have a delivery for
a "future Mrs. Pamela Spano."
306
00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,660
- Pretty romantic, huh?
307
00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:39,948
Wait till you hear the poem.
308
00:11:39,991 --> 00:11:42,121
- I've been instructed
to read this poem.
309
00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:44,700
- Um, can you not?
We're in the middle of a quiz.
310
00:11:44,746 --> 00:11:46,746
- [clears throat]
311
00:11:46,790 --> 00:11:49,380
"Roses are red,
violets are blue
312
00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:51,797
Jamie is married,
but Mac says--"
313
00:11:51,836 --> 00:11:54,456
- Hey, boo.
314
00:11:54,506 --> 00:11:56,336
- Damn it! How?
315
00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:03,599
- [whispering]
Psst! Daisy!
316
00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:05,430
Daisy!
317
00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:07,345
Switch seats with me
so I can sit next to Pamela.
318
00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:08,734
- No! Shh!
319
00:12:08,770 --> 00:12:11,360
- She's in the middle
of a quiz. Leave her alone!
320
00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:14,318
Daisy! Daisy!
321
00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:17,109
Switch seats with me
so I can sit next to Pamela!
322
00:12:17,153 --> 00:12:19,203
Please!
- Ugh! Fine, Jamie! Take it!
323
00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:22,329
Whatever will get you two
to shut up!
324
00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:24,287
- Hey.
325
00:12:24,327 --> 00:12:25,787
- Aw...
326
00:12:25,829 --> 00:12:27,749
I guess you won.
327
00:12:27,789 --> 00:12:28,869
Wait.
328
00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:30,325
[desk whirring]
329
00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:31,455
- Whoa!
330
00:12:31,501 --> 00:12:32,881
Dude, come on!
331
00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:34,959
Not fair!
- Mac, stop it!
332
00:12:35,005 --> 00:12:36,335
- Shh, shh.
- Daisy, be quiet.
333
00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:37,921
The other students are trying
to take their quiz.
334
00:12:37,966 --> 00:12:39,296
- [stammering]
335
00:12:41,386 --> 00:12:43,506
[Jamie groans]
336
00:12:43,555 --> 00:12:46,135
- Hey, beautiful.
Can I buy you a drink?
337
00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:48,482
- What's happening?
Is she doing it?
338
00:12:48,518 --> 00:12:51,728
Is he buying her a drink?
[desk whirring]
339
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:54,361
- Hey, um, people are saying
340
00:12:54,399 --> 00:12:57,359
they saw you put a name
in the snitch box.
341
00:12:57,402 --> 00:12:58,452
- Maybe.
342
00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:01,486
Not that it's
any of your business.
343
00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:03,031
- So you're really going
to get me in trouble
344
00:13:03,074 --> 00:13:05,294
just 'cause you didn't get
invited to some dumb-ass party?
345
00:13:05,326 --> 00:13:07,536
- You did the wrong thing
and stole.
346
00:13:07,579 --> 00:13:09,409
So I did the right thing,
and I told on you.
347
00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:11,706
- Hmm. Mm. Okay.
348
00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:13,710
So 30 iPads.
349
00:13:13,752 --> 00:13:15,672
So that's a felony, right?
350
00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:18,012
Damn, I'm probably going to be
in jail for a couple years.
351
00:13:18,048 --> 00:13:19,968
Not ideal.
Not ideal at all.
352
00:13:20,008 --> 00:13:22,638
You know, 'cause both
of my parents are gone
353
00:13:22,677 --> 00:13:24,847
and I take care of my grandma.
354
00:13:24,888 --> 00:13:27,138
Oh, but you love
doing the right thing.
355
00:13:27,182 --> 00:13:28,352
So you'll step in.
356
00:13:28,391 --> 00:13:30,191
Yeah, you'll give her
her insulin shots
357
00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:32,346
and fill out
her Medicare paperwork.
358
00:13:32,395 --> 00:13:34,185
Pick up her teeth
when she throws them at the TV
359
00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:37,280
'cause someone tried
to lie to Judge Judy.
360
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:39,067
You'll do
all those things, right?
361
00:13:39,110 --> 00:13:40,610
Cool. Thanks.
362
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:45,163
* *
363
00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:48,290
- Bro, what you just did
in there was messed up.
364
00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:51,368
You know I love her, right?
- No, I love her!
365
00:13:51,414 --> 00:13:53,544
All I want to do is stare
at her blue or brown eyes!
366
00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:54,923
Eye?
367
00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:56,959
Eyes!
- Oh, my God!
368
00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:58,303
Neither of you love her!
369
00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,168
You haven't even
heard her speak!
370
00:14:00,215 --> 00:14:02,875
Can she?
You don't know.
371
00:14:02,926 --> 00:14:04,336
I'm ending this, now.
372
00:14:04,386 --> 00:14:07,096
- No, Daisy!
What are you doing?
373
00:14:09,808 --> 00:14:11,558
- Mac and Jamie both like you.
374
00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:14,651
Do you want to go to Yasmin's
party with either of them?
375
00:14:16,398 --> 00:14:18,068
- Great! Done.
- [chuckles]
376
00:14:18,108 --> 00:14:20,108
- This whole stupid thing
is over. Hurray!
377
00:14:20,151 --> 00:14:22,531
- Ha! I won!
378
00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:23,780
I won Pamela's heart!
379
00:14:23,822 --> 00:14:26,492
- [scoffs] I can't believe
you just did that!
380
00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:28,413
No one
in the history of Bayside
381
00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:31,911
has ever short-circuited
a gentlemen's prank war before.
382
00:14:31,955 --> 00:14:35,285
[scoffing]
383
00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:37,883
- Oh, sorry, I don't need
a romantic serenade anymore.
384
00:14:38,753 --> 00:14:43,053
Actually, can you play
"Bitch Better Have My Money"?
385
00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:46,551
[violin plays]
386
00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:48,854
- So you really snitchedon DeVante?
387
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:51,518
- No. Do not try
to guilt-trip me.
388
00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:53,978
That sob story about his family
was probably made up.
389
00:14:54,019 --> 00:14:58,769
I bet his real grandma is,
like, rich and hella strong.
390
00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:02,895
- Do you think you're maybe
being kind of hard on him?
391
00:15:02,944 --> 00:15:04,204
He's still one of us.
392
00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:06,157
- [scoffs]
Why do people keep saying that?
393
00:15:06,197 --> 00:15:08,907
I'm not like him.
394
00:15:08,950 --> 00:15:10,330
- Do you remember
in middle school
395
00:15:10,368 --> 00:15:12,288
when you got your braids done
for class pictures
396
00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:13,868
and you wanted
to add pink hair?
397
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:16,213
You didn't 'cause you thought
it looked too ghetto,
398
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:17,669
but then our teacher,
Ms. Winston--
399
00:15:17,709 --> 00:15:18,959
- Freakin' Ms. Winston.
400
00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:21,002
[speaking Spanish]
401
00:15:21,046 --> 00:15:22,336
- Uh, right.
402
00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:24,840
She called your regular
403
00:15:24,883 --> 00:15:27,303
not-pink braids "ghetto"
anyway.
404
00:15:27,344 --> 00:15:30,764
Sometimes people are just...
Ms. Winstons.
405
00:15:30,805 --> 00:15:32,675
Some of the Bayside kids
are going to paint
406
00:15:32,724 --> 00:15:34,604
all the Douglas kids
with the same brush,
407
00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:36,142
no matter what we do.
408
00:15:36,186 --> 00:15:37,976
DeVante did a bad thing.
409
00:15:38,021 --> 00:15:39,231
But you're blaming him
410
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:41,522
for how those other kids
are making you feel.
411
00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:44,316
* *
412
00:15:44,361 --> 00:15:47,701
- [crying]
Stop it, Lexi.
413
00:15:47,739 --> 00:15:49,909
[door opens]
Crying in a bathroom stall
414
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,329
is so basic.
415
00:15:51,368 --> 00:15:53,038
[door closes]
[continues crying]
416
00:15:53,078 --> 00:15:54,998
- Lexi?
417
00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:56,408
Is that you?
418
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:57,326
- You.
419
00:15:57,374 --> 00:15:58,834
You ruined everything
420
00:15:58,875 --> 00:16:01,625
in your JC Penney "stern frump"
collection sweater.
421
00:16:01,670 --> 00:16:03,340
- It's Kelly Clarkson
for Kohl's.
422
00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:04,760
- Did it ever occur to you
423
00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:06,758
that maybe I have complicated
feelings for Jamie
424
00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:09,390
and that all of Mac
and Jamie's little schemes
425
00:16:09,427 --> 00:16:11,847
to win Pamela's heart
existed within a larger scheme
426
00:16:11,888 --> 00:16:13,138
for me to win Jamie's?
427
00:16:13,181 --> 00:16:14,771
- How could that possibly
have occurred to me?
428
00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:17,848
- Okay. Let me
break it down for you.
429
00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:19,314
I like Jamie.
430
00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:21,364
And for the past 11 months,
I've been looking for
431
00:16:21,398 --> 00:16:23,148
the perfect opportunity
to tell him.
432
00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:25,191
And if you had just
minded your own business
433
00:16:25,235 --> 00:16:26,435
and let it run its course,
434
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,196
Mac would have
won Pamela's heart,
435
00:16:28,238 --> 00:16:29,488
Jamie would have been
devastated,
436
00:16:29,531 --> 00:16:31,371
and I could've swooped in
and revealed my feelings
437
00:16:31,408 --> 00:16:32,778
at the romantic
ice cream social
438
00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:34,486
when Jamie was
at his most vulnerable.
439
00:16:34,536 --> 00:16:36,446
- I'm sorry,
I really want to hear this,
440
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,536
but I do have to pee.
- Hold it.
441
00:16:38,581 --> 00:16:40,081
- Please...
- When you interfered
442
00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:41,575
and made Pamela choose
prematurely,
443
00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:43,496
it completely screwed up
my Lexi-con.
444
00:16:43,545 --> 00:16:46,715
"Lexi-cons" are what
I call my schemes.
445
00:16:46,756 --> 00:16:49,756
- Well, wouldn't it be easier
if you just ask him out?
446
00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:51,551
- You're so judgmental.
447
00:16:51,594 --> 00:16:53,684
[scoffs]
448
00:16:53,722 --> 00:17:00,652
* *
449
00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:04,772
- I think Ericstole the iPads.
450
00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:06,776
Maybe you should give usboth detention
451
00:17:06,818 --> 00:17:08,648
and lock usin the room together,
452
00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:11,155
and as punishment,we have to kiss 100 times.
453
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:13,617
- I'm not sure who to tell,
454
00:17:13,658 --> 00:17:16,448
but I think Toddmanlives at the school now.
455
00:17:16,494 --> 00:17:19,084
I saw him walking aroundin a bathrobe
456
00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:20,872
holding a shower caddie.
457
00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:23,535
- Aisha?
What are you doing?
458
00:17:23,585 --> 00:17:25,625
Are you busting
into the snitch box?
459
00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:29,010
- Wait, why would you do
something like that, unless...
460
00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:30,929
[both groan]
461
00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:32,467
You stole the iPads.
462
00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:42,935
* *
463
00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:45,899
[indistinct whispering]
464
00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:49,190
- [whispering] She stole them.
- [whispering] That's her.
465
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:51,735
- Stop whispering.
I can hear you.
466
00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:54,780
- Sorry, we have to whisper.
We're in the library.
467
00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:56,914
We think you're a thief.
468
00:17:56,951 --> 00:17:57,951
Sorry.
469
00:17:57,994 --> 00:17:59,374
- [sighs]
470
00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:01,462
This sucks.
Everyone thinks I did it.
471
00:18:01,498 --> 00:18:02,618
Like, any minute now,
472
00:18:02,665 --> 00:18:04,075
Toddman's going to call me
into his office,
473
00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:05,785
and everyone's
going to go, "Ooh!"
474
00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:07,625
And I'll be branded
the Bayside thief.
475
00:18:07,671 --> 00:18:10,301
- So what are you going to do?
- It doesn't matter.
476
00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:12,300
Now I know that no matter
how much I try
477
00:18:12,342 --> 00:18:14,592
to distance myself
from DeVante,
478
00:18:14,636 --> 00:18:16,886
these kids are always going
to think of us as the same.
479
00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:19,850
You were right. This school
is full of Ms. Winstons.
480
00:18:19,891 --> 00:18:21,981
Freakin' "Precious Moments"
collectin'-ass,
481
00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:23,728
Joann Fabrics lovin'-ass bitch.
482
00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:25,310
- Okay.
- [over PA]Aisha Garcia,
483
00:18:25,355 --> 00:18:26,935
to my office, please.
484
00:18:26,981 --> 00:18:28,731
- [scoffs]
Come on.
485
00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:30,315
[students oohing]
486
00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:32,490
Yeah, that's right. "Ooh!"
487
00:18:32,529 --> 00:18:35,199
I stole the iPads.
You got me.
488
00:18:37,701 --> 00:18:41,001
Nobody want's your lame-ass
JanSport, Mason!
489
00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:43,157
Yasmin literally
has a Fendi bag.
490
00:18:43,206 --> 00:18:44,916
I would obviously steal that.
491
00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:47,168
* *
492
00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:48,880
- We don't think you took
the iPads, Aisha,
493
00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:50,670
but we think
you might know who did.
494
00:18:50,714 --> 00:18:54,014
- Yeah, well, even if I did,
I wouldn't tell you.
495
00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:56,680
- Oh, that's a big problem.
496
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:58,810
- I'm sorry, but I'm not going
to give the people here
497
00:18:58,847 --> 00:19:00,597
another reason to look at us
all like we're criminals.
498
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,730
- No, the problem
I'm referring to
499
00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:05,477
is that I just found
the box of iPads
500
00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:08,230
right under my desk.
501
00:19:08,273 --> 00:19:11,363
They were shoved
behind this box of photos
502
00:19:11,401 --> 00:19:14,611
of me and Judy on vacation.
503
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:17,664
- Wait,
so no one took the iPads?
504
00:19:17,699 --> 00:19:19,409
- Niagara Falls.
505
00:19:19,451 --> 00:19:22,621
God, she filled out
that rain poncho.
506
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:25,042
Anyway,
all's well that ends well.
507
00:19:25,081 --> 00:19:27,631
What do you say we just keep
this between ourselves?
508
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,337
- Ron!
- All right, I'll do it!
509
00:19:29,377 --> 00:19:30,547
I'll make an announcement.
510
00:19:30,587 --> 00:19:33,047
[P.A. clicks on]
Hey, everybody!
511
00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:36,379
So, uh...
512
00:19:36,426 --> 00:19:38,716
[dance music playing]
513
00:19:38,762 --> 00:19:45,562
* *
514
00:19:45,602 --> 00:19:48,442
[indistinct chatter]
515
00:19:53,485 --> 00:19:55,235
- Where's
your girlfriend, loser?
516
00:19:55,278 --> 00:19:56,568
- Where's your girlfriend?
517
00:19:56,613 --> 00:19:58,873
Oh, wait, that's right.
She doesn't exist.
518
00:19:58,907 --> 00:20:01,277
Just like Santa...
I found out recently.
519
00:20:01,326 --> 00:20:02,656
- Hey, first off,
Santa is real, bro.
520
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,252
He exists in the hearts
of all who believe.
521
00:20:04,287 --> 00:20:06,917
- Yeah.
- And second off, this...
522
00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:08,206
- [gasps]
523
00:20:08,249 --> 00:20:10,919
- [scoffs] Jokes on you.
My penis was hot anyways.
524
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:11,960
- Oh.
525
00:20:13,630 --> 00:20:16,420
[students clamoring]
526
00:20:21,930 --> 00:20:23,680
- Hey! Hey!
527
00:20:25,308 --> 00:20:28,978
Hey, knock it off!
My office, now!
528
00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:32,980
Okay, I've seen this before.
529
00:20:33,024 --> 00:20:37,454
This whole competition
isn't over a girl at all.
530
00:20:37,487 --> 00:20:39,697
You're both just trying
to one-up each other
531
00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:41,529
and prove you're
the big man on campus.
532
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:44,044
They call it...
533
00:20:44,077 --> 00:20:45,537
toxic masculinity.
534
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:47,618
Forget about this stupid fight.
535
00:20:47,664 --> 00:20:50,504
Your friendship--
that's what really matters.
536
00:20:50,542 --> 00:20:51,842
- What friendship?
- Too far!
537
00:20:51,876 --> 00:20:54,166
- Hey! Hey!
Come on, guys.
538
00:20:54,212 --> 00:20:55,512
Look, when I was
in high school,
539
00:20:55,547 --> 00:20:57,797
I constantly used to fight
with my best friend
540
00:20:57,841 --> 00:20:58,841
over a hot girl.
541
00:20:58,883 --> 00:21:00,303
[chuckles]
542
00:21:00,343 --> 00:21:02,303
Oh, it was actually your dad.
543
00:21:02,345 --> 00:21:03,965
Over your mom!
544
00:21:04,014 --> 00:21:05,354
Anyway, look.
545
00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:07,480
Then I just found another girl
that I really liked,
546
00:21:07,517 --> 00:21:10,267
and I started hooking up
with her instead.
547
00:21:10,311 --> 00:21:12,111
Wait, that was your mom.
548
00:21:12,147 --> 00:21:15,147
Anyway, look,
what I'm trying to say here is,
549
00:21:15,191 --> 00:21:17,151
girls, they come and go.
550
00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:20,453
The only thing that really
matters here is friendship.
551
00:21:20,488 --> 00:21:21,988
Now, that is forever.
552
00:21:22,032 --> 00:21:24,202
- But you don't even talk
to my dad anymore.
553
00:21:24,242 --> 00:21:26,752
And I know that 'cause my mom
was sending out Christmas cards
554
00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:28,706
and she goes,
"Should I send one to Slater?"
555
00:21:28,747 --> 00:21:31,997
And he goes, "Nah,
I don't talk to him anymore."
556
00:21:32,042 --> 00:21:34,042
- It would have been nice
to get one of those.
557
00:21:34,085 --> 00:21:35,835
Got a cool collection
of fridge magnets.
558
00:21:35,879 --> 00:21:37,169
Nothing to hang.
559
00:21:37,213 --> 00:21:39,843
- And you keep saying
that none of this matters,
560
00:21:39,883 --> 00:21:42,683
but according to your story,
it totally mattered.
561
00:21:42,719 --> 00:21:45,719
Like, Mac's dad winning
that battle was probably
562
00:21:45,764 --> 00:21:47,684
one of the most important
things he ever did.
563
00:21:47,724 --> 00:21:49,644
- Yeah, if he didn't win,
I wouldn't exist.
564
00:21:49,684 --> 00:21:52,194
- Oh, my God. That's true.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
565
00:21:52,228 --> 00:21:54,478
So the girl we fight over now
566
00:21:54,522 --> 00:21:56,692
could end up
being our future wife?
567
00:21:56,733 --> 00:21:59,573
When I think about it
like that, I mean...
568
00:21:59,611 --> 00:22:02,911
I just know that Pamela
is not the one for me.
569
00:22:02,947 --> 00:22:04,737
- Me either.
- Best friends again?
570
00:22:04,783 --> 00:22:07,203
- Yeah. Until there's another
girl we're both attracted to.
571
00:22:07,243 --> 00:22:09,203
- Great!
- Sweet!
572
00:22:09,245 --> 00:22:11,155
Thanks, Coach.
573
00:22:11,206 --> 00:22:12,456
- Yeah.
[sniffles]
574
00:22:12,499 --> 00:22:14,249
[clears throat]
Really glad we had this talk.
575
00:22:14,292 --> 00:22:15,592
- Yeah.
- I appreciate it.
576
00:22:15,627 --> 00:22:16,957
- Me too. Do you feel better?
- I feel great.
577
00:22:17,003 --> 00:22:18,883
- Me too. Good.
578
00:22:18,922 --> 00:22:21,012
- [gasps]
- In a moment of weakness,
579
00:22:21,049 --> 00:22:24,179
I confided in you
some very valuable information,
580
00:22:24,219 --> 00:22:26,049
and I need to know what you're
planning on doing with it.
581
00:22:26,096 --> 00:22:27,966
- What? The Jamie thing?
582
00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:30,144
- Shh!
583
00:22:30,183 --> 00:22:32,603
What are you going to do,
you sick bitch?
584
00:22:32,644 --> 00:22:34,734
Extort me?
Sell it to Harvey Levin?
585
00:22:34,771 --> 00:22:37,111
He won't print it.
He's my godfather.
586
00:22:37,148 --> 00:22:40,528
- No! Lexi, I'm sorry
I messed up your plan.
587
00:22:40,568 --> 00:22:42,988
And I promise you,
I will never tell anyone.
588
00:22:43,029 --> 00:22:46,529
- Oh, my God.
I believe you.
589
00:22:46,574 --> 00:22:49,374
- So no one else knows
about this?
590
00:22:49,411 --> 00:22:51,661
- Absolutely not.
591
00:22:51,705 --> 00:22:54,665
Okay, having a crush
is pathetic and relatable.
592
00:22:54,708 --> 00:22:55,878
I don't want people knowing
593
00:22:55,917 --> 00:22:57,287
there's something I want
that I can't have.
594
00:22:57,335 --> 00:22:58,585
- Okay, and sorry.
595
00:22:58,628 --> 00:23:00,128
W-why do you think
you can't have it?
596
00:23:00,171 --> 00:23:01,461
- It's complicated.
597
00:23:01,506 --> 00:23:03,086
Look, Jamie and I
have been friends forever.
598
00:23:03,133 --> 00:23:04,683
We grew up next door
to each other.
599
00:23:04,718 --> 00:23:07,048
I guess it's so scary. I mean,
like, what if I tell him
600
00:23:07,095 --> 00:23:08,255
and things get weird
601
00:23:08,304 --> 00:23:09,854
and he doesn't want
to be my friend anymore?
602
00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:11,769
Then who am I going to wave
good night to every night?
603
00:23:11,808 --> 00:23:13,438
Our other neighbor
is Simon Cowell,
604
00:23:13,476 --> 00:23:16,856
and I promised myself
I would never return his wave.
605
00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:18,476
- Wow, I--
606
00:23:18,523 --> 00:23:21,113
I had no idea you had
all this going on.
607
00:23:21,151 --> 00:23:22,531
- Yeah.
608
00:23:22,569 --> 00:23:24,109
- I'm sorry
I've been so judgmental.
609
00:23:24,154 --> 00:23:27,914
- It's okay. I was judging
your T-zone this whole time.
610
00:23:27,949 --> 00:23:30,659
Touching it will
only make it worse.
611
00:23:30,702 --> 00:23:33,912
* *
612
00:23:33,955 --> 00:23:36,615
[dog barking, siren wailing]
613
00:23:36,666 --> 00:23:40,376
* *
614
00:23:40,420 --> 00:23:42,130
- DeVante!
615
00:23:42,172 --> 00:23:43,592
Yo!
616
00:23:43,631 --> 00:23:45,181
Hey, I'm sorry, but I--
- Yo, shh!
617
00:23:45,216 --> 00:23:47,136
I know I shouldn't be here and
I know that you're mad at me,
618
00:23:47,177 --> 00:23:49,927
but I'm Ms. Winston.
619
00:23:49,971 --> 00:23:52,681
I was afraid of what all the
Ms. Winstons thought about me,
620
00:23:52,724 --> 00:23:55,644
but I was Ms. Winston
the whole time.
621
00:23:55,685 --> 00:23:57,895
- No, thanks.
- Uh, you were right.
622
00:23:57,937 --> 00:24:00,857
I only told on you 'cause
I thought you made me look bad.
623
00:24:00,899 --> 00:24:02,439
And I'm sorry for that.
624
00:24:02,484 --> 00:24:05,244
But I'm even more sorry
that it never occurred to me
625
00:24:05,278 --> 00:24:07,158
that you didn't do it.
626
00:24:07,197 --> 00:24:10,027
I had this idea in my head
about who you are.
627
00:24:10,075 --> 00:24:11,695
- Why?
628
00:24:11,743 --> 00:24:12,993
'Cause I stole that UPS truck
629
00:24:13,036 --> 00:24:14,446
and sold all
the packages in it?
630
00:24:14,496 --> 00:24:16,826
Or 'cause I jacked that Rascal
scooter outside of Target
631
00:24:16,873 --> 00:24:19,083
and took it
for a very slow joyride?
632
00:24:19,125 --> 00:24:21,915
- And because the other day,
you literally said, "I did it."
633
00:24:21,961 --> 00:24:24,051
[chuckles]
634
00:24:24,089 --> 00:24:26,009
Which I get now.
635
00:24:26,049 --> 00:24:29,839
- Look, I did some bad stuff
at Douglas.
636
00:24:29,886 --> 00:24:31,966
But you wanted a fresh start
at Bayside,
637
00:24:32,013 --> 00:24:35,603
and you never stopped to think
that maybe I wanted one, too.
638
00:24:35,642 --> 00:24:38,352
- I'm really sorry.
639
00:24:38,395 --> 00:24:40,805
Do you forgive me?
640
00:24:40,855 --> 00:24:43,355
- Only if you promise to
never come to my house again.
641
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:45,030
[both chuckle]
642
00:24:45,068 --> 00:24:47,198
Come on, man.
Get out of here.
643
00:24:47,237 --> 00:24:49,527
- Oh, and, um, all that stuff
you said about your grandma
644
00:24:49,572 --> 00:24:52,032
and her medication and
you needing to help her, like--
645
00:24:52,075 --> 00:24:54,285
- Aw, yeah, I made all that up
just to make you feel bad.
646
00:24:54,327 --> 00:24:55,537
- Yeah, I thought so.
647
00:24:55,578 --> 00:24:57,578
Okay, well, I'ma just...
648
00:24:57,622 --> 00:25:00,002
- DeVante, I need my shot!
649
00:25:00,041 --> 00:25:02,041
And come pick up my teeth!
650
00:25:02,085 --> 00:25:04,295
Judge Judy caught
this man in a lie,
651
00:25:04,337 --> 00:25:06,717
talking about he don't know
who cut the tree down.
652
00:25:06,756 --> 00:25:08,756
He knows!
- [chuckles]
653
00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:11,220
You better go.
- Yeah, no. She's really scary.
654
00:25:11,261 --> 00:25:13,931
- [chuckles]
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