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[bell rings]

? When I wake up in the morning and the alarm gives out a warning ?

? I don't think I'll ever make it on time ?

? By the time I grab my books and I give myself a look ?

? I'm at the corner just in time to see the bus fly by ?

? It's all right ?

? 'Cause I'm saved by the bell ?

? If the teacher pops a test I know I'm in a mess ?

? And my dog ate all my homework last night ?

? Ridin' low on my chair, she won't know that I'm there ?

? If I can hand it in tomorrow it will be all right ?

? It's all right ?

? 'Cause I'm saved by the bell... ?

? It's all right, 'cause I'm saved by the-- ?

? It's all right, 'cause I'm saved by the-- ?

? It's all right, 'cause I'm saved by the bell ?

We've gotta see you, Mr. Building.

It's Belding, Josh.

Just making sure you still remembered in your old age.

Very funny.

We found this metal cylinder buried under the football field.

It looks like a bomb. Will it blow us up?

It won't explode, Duddy.

Yeah. It's a dud, like you.

What is it?

It's a time capsule, Robin.

It was buried by the class of 1993.

I was going to open it before graduation, but--

what the heck --

I'll do it right now.

Wow. Do you think they left messages for us?

I hope they left us a chick.

Pig.

This class was really special.

Wouldn't you know they'd do something different?

Look. They left a videotape.

I was really close to that gang.

We were real buds.

Hi, class of 2003.

This tape is for you.

We taped our life at Bayside,

and, Mr. B, we have a surprise for you.

See? They loved me.

Look in the third drawer of your file cabinet

under the "Triple Z" file.

[all] Gotcha!

They were such kidders.

Ohh.

The class of 1993 had a special relationship with our principal.

Mirror, mirror on the wall,

who's the buffest principal of all?

You are, you stud muffin, you.

Mr. Belding, can we switch sticks?

Mine doesn't feel right.

- Sure, Kelly. - Never mind.

All right, Kelly!

- Hi, Mrs. Belding. - My wife's here?

Gee whiz, I'm sorry.

I just had to dunk you.

Who is this turkey?

Nice shot. Come on, let's go, let's go.

What's your name, fireballer?

Well, I'm--

I'm Lisa Turtle.

My days at Bayside were spent looking fashionable

and avoiding Screech.

O.K., Screech, disconnect.

O.K.!

[thunder]

Hurry up! Sounds like it's going to pour!

Aah!

[crash]

Screech, are you O.K.?

Screech, answer me!

Ohh!

Screech.

There's one of these in every school.

He always wanted to marry me

and came close once in a school project.

Do you boys take these girls

to be your school wives?

You bet.

I guess.

Wahoo!

That's what Mrs. Belding said when we got married.

Girls?

- I do. - I don't.

[Lisa] He was everywhere.

Lisa, a wedding surprise for you.

Wow. Is this from you, Max?

[alarm rings]

Time to get up, darling.

The morning sunrise is no match for you.

Let's work out.

Help! Someone save me!

Hold me, honey. I'll protect you.

Oh, Lisa, Lisa, Lisa.

Lisa no en casa.

I love it when you speak German.

What do you want?

I was fired today.

So?

I don't think I have the strength to go on living.

O.K.

He constantly bugged me,

but when I was in trouble,

he always came to my rescue.

[music plays]

Hey, there is no doubt about it.

We have a winner.

It is Screech and Lisa!

All right.

That's a good night from us here at "Dance Party."

Till next time, this is Casey Kasem saying,

keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars.

Come on, everybody, let's do the sprain.

Those kids really looked out for one another.

Kind of like us.

The only thing you look out for girls.

So?

You're a macho pig.

Don't judge him, Robin.

One time he looked out for Mrs. Goldfarb's schnauzer.

You dork. He means people.

Some things never change.

That was a great class.

Better than us?

Well, uh, better is such a hard word to define.

I would say... different.

My mom says I'm different.

Duddy, you're different and hard to define.

They look cool. Wish I had met them.

They were cool, all right.

They always tried to fool me but never did.

Yeah. Sure.

Are you on the level?

Absolutely. I've seen it all.

The thing we liked best about school was fooling Mr. Belding.

Agh!

It's ringing. Ready with the buckets.

Hello, Mr. Testaverde? This is Mr. Belding.

You can hardly hear me?

That's because the pipes broke this morning.

I can't stop the water, Joe!

The water's rising!

We're postponing all midterms until we got this mess under control.

Don't bother coming in today.

All right? All right.

O.K., cut out the noise.

All right, everybody.

The Lisa Special Sale is about to begin.

O.K., what am I bid for this lovely lingerie

worn by Lisa while dreaming of Screech?

- My entire life's savings. - Sold.

Hey, Belding is coming.

Closing them.

Hi, Mr. Belding.

Hello, Morris.

He's onto us. We're dead.

Hi, Screech.

Hello, goodbye, let's do lunch.

Hmm.

Gone.

Let the sale resume.

Hi. I'm Screech Powers,

and I was one of Bayside's hunks in the nineties.

Cool guy. He's radical, gnarly, and buff.

Yeah. He looks like the geek you were cloned from.

I would do anything for Zack --

and he made sure that I did.

I've been offered a transfer to Hawaii.

My son will be going with me.

My pineapple bra is killing me...

Which means... let's hula down!

[Tahitian drumbeat plays]

Whoo!

Whoo!

Whoo!

Whoo!

Whoo!

Mona lala, Lisa.

What's that mean?

You make my blood bubble like hot lava.

Well, mona lala lala --

go sit on a volcano.

Screech, did you get the pictures?

Yeah. What are they for, anyway?

- Hi. - Hi.

You seem lost. Are you new here?

[squeaky voice] Yes, I'm new all over.

I'm Jessie. What's your name?

My name? Uh, Barbara.

Barbara Bush.

Well, Barbara, we better change.

You can't play soccer in that.

You need a uniform.

I don't have one.

I'll get you one. What size do you wear?

Oh, I don't know.

You look like a petite.

Thank you.

I'll be right back.

O.K., Barbara, I found one.

Barbara?

Barbara... Bush?

What a weird little girl.

Jessie, don't worry. Everything's going to be O.K.

It's just geometry makes me feel so stupid.

I'm so depressed.

Well, whenever I'm depressed, I sing a song.

Great idea. Let's have fun.

- Who are you? - Who am I?

Oh, I'm-- I'm Sinead O'Connor.

Yeah.

That's a famous name.

You have a hit song.

I do? I mean, that's the other O'Connor.

She's my niece. She learned from me.

You taught her everything she knows?

That I did. She can clean toilets with the best of them.

Zack, I have a surprise for you.

You do?

Remember in our project I told you about another child?

It was a girl.

A girl? That's great.

Da da.

Girls of Bayside, if anyone's interested,

I'm still single.

You can reach me at 1-800-Screech.

No one is that desperate.

I'm Jessie Spano. I was student body president.

Sometimes, to get elected, you have to do things

you swore you never would.

Like, I don't care what he said.

Are you guys in favor of MTV during study hall?

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

If I'm elected, we're not going to study.

We're going to party.

The caterpillar emerges from her cocoon...

And takes a look at her new body.

Now she's a butterfly,

now she has wings,

and now she can fly.

Slater and I had a very interesting relationship.

Slater, since we both work,

we should share the household chores.

Fine. You cook, I'll eat.

Haven't you ever heard of the Women's Movement?

Sure. Put on something cute and move it into the kitchen.

Whoo! Whoo!

We didn't agree on anything,

but one time I wish I had.

Jessie, those pills are dangerous.

Yeah? Well, so's geometry.

You told me you were going to stop taking them.

I need them to stay awake and study, O.K.?

It's not O.K. I'm worried.

Give me the pills.

Mind your own business!

Even when I did something stupid, I could count on Zack.

[knock on door]

Jessie?

Jessie?

Hey, wake up.

We got to go to the Max.

Come on, Jessie.

Come on.

Zack...

what time is it?

I have to take my geometry test.

You already took the test.

I did?

Yeah. We got to go.

Where are we going?

Where are we going? You're singing tonight.

- I'm singing? - Yeah.

Tonight?

Come on.

What am I going to wear?

Jessie, remember? Lisa's bringing your costume.

I got to wash my hair.

No. There's no time.

No time!

There's never any time!

I don't have time to study!

I'll never get into Stanford!

I'll let everyone down! I'm so confused!

Jessie, hey, just calm down.

It's O.K.

Right. Everything will be O.K.

I just need one of these.

Pills? You really are taking drugs?

I need them, Zack! I have to sing!

Jessie, you can't sing tonight!

Yes, I can!

? I'm so excited ?

? I'm so excited ?

I'm so...

scared.

Jessie, Jessie, come on.

Jessie, hey, don't be scared.

Listen, we'll get through this.

Hey, come on...

Remember that time when we snuck out to see "E.T."?

Riding home on our bikes?

It was so dark,

and we were scared.

Come on.

So, what do you guys think?

You've really aged, Mr. Belding.

That's not what I meant.

I wish Screech was around now.

We'd get all the girls.

That A.C. Slater's pretty cool.

Yeah. Let's see more of him.

Hi. I'm A.C. Slater.

I've lived all over the world,

but going to high school at Bayside was the best trip for me.

When I got here,

Zack was itching to get rid of me,

and I was just itching.

Ah-choo!

Hey, this is study hall, not "Soul Train!"

But I got even with the Preppie.

What happened?

I don't want to talk about it.

Were you in an accident?

Fall down a flight of stairs?

Well, then what?

You swear you won't tell anybody?

Yeah, sure.

Kelly beat me up.

She beat you up?

You're on the wrestling team.

I know. It's humiliating.

I should have been able to take her.

What happened?

Kelly asked me over last night.

It was going great.

Then she got this terrible headache.

Suddenly, she turned on me.

What did she do?

I don't remember.

I woke up in some emergency room.

I'm telling you, Zack --

please be careful.

She told me she likes you more than me.

No.

But the two things I loved best at Bayside...

He always loved me.

Were wrestling and Jessie Spano.

Aah! Aah!

All right, hand him over.

Don't talk about his dog.

Now let's see how you do with someone your own size, huh?

Whoo! Whoo! Yeah!

[birds chirping]

Well, see you tomorrow.

Good night.

Good night.

Slater.

Yes?

Thank you for helping me.

I'll never wash these lips again.

I'm Kelly Kapowski.

My biggest honor was being elected homecoming queen.

I never thought I'd get a zit.

Of course it looked much worse in my mind than it really was.

Hear ye, hear ye. Your attention, please.

The homecoming finalists have arrived.

Zack had a secret formula to get rid of it.

When it didn't work,

was my face red.

Now for our homecoming queen,

the girl who has school spirit written all over her face,

Kelly Kapowski!

Hi. Thanks, everybody, for making me your queen

even though I look like this.

What I loved most about high school

were the good times with friends.

Especially the guys.

They knew how to have fun.

? Ba-ba-ba ba-Barbara Ann ?

? Ba-ba-ba ba-Barbara Ann ?

? Ba-ba-ba ba-Barbara Ann ?

? Barbara Ann ?

? Oh, take my hand ?

? Barbara Ann ?

? You got me rockin' and a-rollin' ?

? Rockin' and a-reelin', Barbara Ann ?

? Ba-ba-ba ba-Barbara Ann ?

? You got me rockin' and a-rollin' ?

? Rockin' and a-reelin', Barbara Ann ?

? Ba-ba-ba ba-Barbara Ann ?

Well, gang, I guess that's all.

There's just one more thing.

I hate it when he does that to me.

Each of us has a message for the class of 2003.

Take care of our planet so the kids of 2103 can enjoy it, too.

Peace and love.

Bayside was the first real home I ever had.

Be good to it, or I'll come get you.

All my fashion secrets

are taped to the back of my old locker, number 144.

In the meantime, keep on rockin', Bayside.

Class of 2003, let me leave you with one wise thought.

Be kind to geeks, dweebs, and nerds.

10 years from now, they'll be the ones with all the money.

No matter what, keep on smiling.

When life hands you a lemon, make some lemonade.

High school is the best time of your life.

Love it, live it, enjoy it.

If you have any time left, do some homework.

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