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[bell rings]
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? When I wake up in the morning
and the alarm gives out a warning ?
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? I don't think I'll ever
make it on time ?
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? By the time I grab my books
and I give myself a look ?
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? I'm at the corner just in time
to see the bus fly by ?
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? It's all right ?
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? 'Cause I'm saved by the bell ?
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? If the teacher pops a test
I know I'm in a mess ?
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? And my dog ate
all my homework last night ?
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? Ridin' low on my chair,
she won't know that I'm there ?
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? If I can hand it in tomorrow
it will be all right ?
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? It's all right ?
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? 'Cause I'm saved by the bell... ?
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? It's all right,
'cause I'm saved by the-- ?
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? It's all right, 'cause I'm saved
by the-- ?
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? It's all right,
'cause I'm saved by the bell ?
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I'll be graduating soon.
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Maybe another guy will
come along just as cool.
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No way.
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- Hey, guys.
- Hey, Zack.
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What's going on?
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We need a class gift.
You got any ideas?
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Yeah. Every girl in
school gets a kiss from me.
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Excuse me while I barf.
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We want something
that's lasting.
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Last year's class gave a VCR.
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Then we should get the complete
"Gilligan's Island" video library.
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Does anybody else have an idea?
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Well, hey.
Zack's graduating.
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Isn't that enough of a gift?
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What's so funny?
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You know the school's got
to be thrilled you're going.
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Your diploma will say,
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"Goodbye. Don't come
to the reunion."
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Come on.
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Yeah, lay off of Zack.
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I don't need you defending me.
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Then I agree with them.
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You'll be remembered as
Bayside's biggest goof-off,
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but I still like you.
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? Bayside, we never
shall forget thee ?
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? Though we may sail
to distant shores ?
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? Bayside, we stay
as first we met thee ?
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? True to thine halls
forevermore ?
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Absolutely dreadful.
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Excuse me, Mr. Clef.
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I think that's because our
school song's so old-fashioned.
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"True to thine halls
forevermore"?
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Who talks like that?
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[bell rings]
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Class, thou art dismissed.
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You're right.
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That song should be
in a nursing home.
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The school needs a new one.
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Hey, wait a minute.
That's it.
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What's it?
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Make thyself clear, Lisa.
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Let's write Bayside a new
song for our class gift.
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That's a great idea.
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It would be fun, and it's something
the school would appreciate.
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It's time I did something
for this school.
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I'll help.
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The senior gift
committee agrees.
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We'll give Bayside a new song.
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Yes, a day without music
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is like a day
without trigonometry.
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You're so poetic, Louise.
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I wish I could be you.
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Mr. Belding,
what do you think?
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A.C., I--
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Well, what a surprise.
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Zack Morris is late
for a committee meeting.
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I'm sorry.
I was--
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Wait, let me guess.
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You were rescuing
a troop of girl scouts
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from a burning cookie factory.
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10 bucks?
What's this for?
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It'll spare you the trouble
of conning me out of it later.
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I don't want your money.
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I'll take it.
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Zack's conned me so much,
he owes me.
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If we keep talking about
all the trouble Zack's caused,
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you'll all be here
another four years.
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Lisa, I think a new school song
will make a wonderful senior gift.
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Meeting's adjourned.
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Let's go work on the song.
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Nobody wants to be remembered
as the school's biggest goof-off.
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I need to clear my name.
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The only way to clear
your name is to change it.
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This is a great thing
you're doing.
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Bayside will always be grateful
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to the composers
of its school song.
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All right. See you.
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But if I write
that school song alone,
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Bayside will remember me
as a great guy, not a jerk.
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[playing piano]
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What do you think?
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Nice, but I had a little
variation. Do you mind?
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Oh. Not at all.
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[plays piano]
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Oh, no.
It was fine before.
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Don't let her wreck it.
She's just jealous.
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I think you're right.
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What do you think?
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I kind of liked it
the way it was.
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O.K.
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[piano plays]
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Boy, Slater is really stubborn.
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He's just trying to take over.
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This song was my idea.
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You're just trying to take over.
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Yeah? Well,
you're just jealous.
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Excuse me?
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Don't they care what you think?
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Don't you care what I think?
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Butt out.
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I guess not.
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How can you work like this?
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I can't work like this.
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Maybe this songwriting
routine isn't going to work.
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Well, maybe not.
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Don't you want
to hear my concerto?
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- No!
- No!
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Well, I never!
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Hmmpf!
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Hmmpf!
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And now to give Bayside
a real gift
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from that talented
composer Zack Morris.
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[plays blues piano]
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? Oh, give me a school ?
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Screech, what are you doing?
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Writing a new school song.
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I thought you
weren't doing that.
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I'm writing one of my own.
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? Oh, give me a school-- ?
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Screech, you twink,
that's "Home on the Range."
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You're crazy, Zack.
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That's a cowboy song.
This is about a school.
139
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Well, if Screech
is my only competition,
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I won't have to worry.
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[guitar plays]
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? B-a-y ?
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? S-i-d-e ?
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[accordion plays]
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Hey, hey, hey, hey!
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What is going on here?
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Quiet!
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I said quiet!
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? All
the girls and guys ?
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? With stars
in their eyes ?
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Louise!
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Louise!
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Now will someone explain
this little concert?
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We're all trying to write
the new school song.
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You should give up.
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Slater and I are
working on a great tune.
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Young people love
accordion music.
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If there are several songs,
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then the senior class needs to--
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it needs to hear them.
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Why not have a contest?
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Play them over the P.A.
and let the seniors vote.
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[all]
Yeah.
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That's a good idea.
We'll do it Friday.
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Now... no more rehearsing
in the halls.
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Go to class.
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Learn something.
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Go.
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Let's go.
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A contest? I am
surprised at you, Zack.
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It's a fair idea.
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Well, I've turned
over a new leaf.
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Besides, I love contests.
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They're so easy to fix.
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[plays scale]
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[hits detuned note]
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Perfect.
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[footsteps]
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You're going to love this song.
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Well, it's up
to the seniors to judge.
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Get ready.
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Ahem.
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00:09:07,993 --> 00:09:09,161
Hello, again.
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00:09:09,227 --> 00:09:11,396
Here's Tori Scott
and A.C. Slater
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00:09:11,563 --> 00:09:14,533
with their song,
"Bayside We'll Remember."
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[plays piano]
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[hits detuned note]
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? The football game
we almost won ?
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00:09:26,244 --> 00:09:30,482
? The prom where
we had so much fun ?
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? Can all those days
be comin' to an-- ?
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[hits detuned note]
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? E-End--end? ??
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Play the right chords!
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I am!
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You're not. You're
wrecking my song!
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I wrote more of it than you did.
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Fine. You sing it!
I quit!
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This seems pretty low,
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but if I want to be
remembered as a great guy,
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I can't take any chances.
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[Mr. Belding] Our next song is
"Bayside My Home" by Screech Powers.
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00:10:00,946 --> 00:10:03,615
I can relax.
He'll sink himself.
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00:10:06,418 --> 00:10:08,787
[plays Home on the Range]
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00:10:11,990 --> 00:10:14,759
? Oh, give me a school ?
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00:10:14,860 --> 00:10:17,562
? With
a big swimming pool ?
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00:10:17,662 --> 00:10:22,200
? And a library crammed
full a-books ?
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00:10:23,235 --> 00:10:25,871
? Where seldom is heard ?
208
00:10:25,971 --> 00:10:28,506
? A complaint
from a nerd ?
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00:10:28,607 --> 00:10:33,345
? And the chess team
has plenty of rooks ?
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00:10:34,446 --> 00:10:38,583
? Home,
home at our school ?
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00:10:39,484 --> 00:10:43,822
? Where the Swiss steak
makes everyone drool ?
212
00:10:44,756 --> 00:10:47,292
? Where dissecting mice ?
213
00:10:47,359 --> 00:10:49,995
? Can be awfully nice ?
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00:10:50,095 --> 00:10:54,165
? Oh, Bayside,
I think you're a jewel ?
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00:10:58,904 --> 00:11:01,907
And now here's Zack Morris
with our final song.
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00:11:02,007 --> 00:11:03,208
Thanks, Mr. B.
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00:11:03,308 --> 00:11:06,044
All right, Bayside.
Let's rock.
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00:11:10,148 --> 00:11:11,950
? Bayside is
a school that's cool ?
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00:11:12,083 --> 00:11:14,019
? And you know
that is true ?
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00:11:15,921 --> 00:11:17,522
? The girls
are the cutest ?
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00:11:17,656 --> 00:11:20,058
? And the guys
are the hippest, too ?
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00:11:20,158 --> 00:11:22,127
? Ooh ooh ?
? Ooh ooh ?
223
00:11:22,227 --> 00:11:23,762
? Other schools
try to touch us ?
224
00:11:23,862 --> 00:11:26,164
? But you know that
they don't have a clue ?
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00:11:26,364 --> 00:11:28,333
[electric guitar plays]
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00:11:28,466 --> 00:11:29,968
? We are
rockin' 'n' rollin' ?
227
00:11:30,101 --> 00:11:32,938
? From the morning
till the day is through ?
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00:11:34,406 --> 00:11:36,942
? We are
rockin' 'n' rollin' ?
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00:11:37,075 --> 00:11:39,010
? Till
the day is through ??
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00:11:48,420 --> 00:11:49,521
Whoo!
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00:11:49,621 --> 00:11:50,956
Whoo!
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00:11:52,090 --> 00:11:53,758
Congratulations, Zack.
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You received 132 votes.
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00:11:55,927 --> 00:11:56,895
All right!
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00:11:56,995 --> 00:11:59,464
You, too, Screech.
It's a tie.
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00:11:59,864 --> 00:12:01,800
A tie?
What do you mean?
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00:12:01,900 --> 00:12:05,637
A tie's when two contestants
receive an equal number of votes.
238
00:12:06,071 --> 00:12:08,974
I know what a tie means.
239
00:12:09,407 --> 00:12:12,210
I just can't believe
your song tied mine.
240
00:12:12,410 --> 00:12:16,081
This school has a lot
more geeks than we realize.
241
00:12:16,514 --> 00:12:18,550
I'd like you each
to perform your song
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00:12:18,650 --> 00:12:20,785
with our glee club
at next week's assembly,
243
00:12:20,885 --> 00:12:23,888
then the seniors vote
on a winner. Good luck.
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00:12:26,458 --> 00:12:28,393
I told you before.
245
00:12:30,128 --> 00:12:32,263
Well, it shouldn't be
too hard beating Screech.
246
00:12:32,364 --> 00:12:35,433
I'll just figure out a way
to sway the dork vote.
247
00:12:39,371 --> 00:12:42,474
O.K., boys,
put my books away.
248
00:12:43,074 --> 00:12:45,243
My pleasure, Louise.
249
00:12:47,545 --> 00:12:49,214
Hey, Louise.
250
00:12:50,181 --> 00:12:52,350
Would you like
to have lunch with me?
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00:12:53,952 --> 00:12:55,653
Oh, my!
252
00:13:01,326 --> 00:13:04,095
Do I have broccoli in my teeth?
253
00:13:05,864 --> 00:13:08,800
No, but there's
a piece of carrot.
254
00:13:09,100 --> 00:13:10,568
Hmm.
255
00:13:12,904 --> 00:13:14,339
Thanks, sweetie.
256
00:13:14,873 --> 00:13:16,741
No problem, Louise.
257
00:13:16,908 --> 00:13:19,244
Hey, Louise, you heard
my song today, right?
258
00:13:19,377 --> 00:13:23,648
Yes, and if I would've known
what a sweetheart you are,
259
00:13:23,748 --> 00:13:26,985
I would have voted for
you instead of Screech.
260
00:13:27,285 --> 00:13:30,789
Thanks. Maybe you can help me
beat Screech in the finals.
261
00:13:30,889 --> 00:13:34,159
You have a lot of
influence over the nerds--
262
00:13:34,292 --> 00:13:36,995
I mean, the--
the Bayside intellectuals.
263
00:13:37,262 --> 00:13:41,900
Well, I could
deliver Leonard, Louis,
264
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,302
and possibly Percival
265
00:13:44,402 --> 00:13:46,538
for a little kiss.
266
00:14:01,719 --> 00:14:03,388
You see what I see?
267
00:14:03,688 --> 00:14:07,992
Oh... those lips
are lethal weapons.
268
00:14:11,996 --> 00:14:14,499
Zack's trying
to steal the nerd vote.
269
00:14:14,632 --> 00:14:16,701
It looks like he'll do anything,
270
00:14:16,801 --> 00:14:19,938
and I mean anything,
to win that contest.
271
00:14:21,172 --> 00:14:22,540
Wait a minute.
272
00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:26,544
Do you think "anything" could
include sabotaging our songs?
273
00:14:27,979 --> 00:14:29,147
I'll kill him.
274
00:14:29,206 --> 00:14:30,200
I'll help.
275
00:14:30,281 --> 00:14:31,316
Hold it.
276
00:14:31,449 --> 00:14:34,452
Girls, let's really hurt him.
277
00:14:34,619 --> 00:14:37,455
Let's figure out a way
for him to lose to Screech.
278
00:14:37,922 --> 00:14:39,090
Hi, guys.
279
00:14:40,391 --> 00:14:43,027
You're voting for my
Zacky's song, aren't you?
280
00:14:43,194 --> 00:14:45,230
Whatever you say, Louise.
281
00:14:48,299 --> 00:14:50,001
She's so hot.
282
00:14:52,804 --> 00:14:55,874
You must be worried
about Zack and Louise.
283
00:14:56,007 --> 00:14:57,575
Whatever do you mean?
284
00:14:58,343 --> 00:14:59,978
Zack's a big man around here.
285
00:15:00,111 --> 00:15:03,815
Soon all the cool guys
will be dating nerd girls.
286
00:15:04,482 --> 00:15:07,018
That means there won't
be any left for you dorks.
287
00:15:07,152 --> 00:15:10,321
Heavens! I failed to view
it from that perspective.
288
00:15:10,421 --> 00:15:13,024
How dare he steal our women!
289
00:15:13,324 --> 00:15:16,728
We've got to tell our fellow
brains to vote for Screech.
290
00:15:16,828 --> 00:15:18,963
Quick, to the nerd cave.
291
00:15:25,937 --> 00:15:30,175
? Home,
home at our school ?
292
00:15:30,275 --> 00:15:32,710
No, no. All wrong.
293
00:15:32,810 --> 00:15:34,579
It's your school
you're singing about,
294
00:15:34,679 --> 00:15:36,781
not a smelly sweat sock.
295
00:15:37,382 --> 00:15:39,784
Show a little feeling now, hmm?
296
00:15:44,455 --> 00:15:46,090
Screech, Screech.
297
00:15:46,191 --> 00:15:49,093
Excuse us, but
we need to talk to you.
298
00:15:49,627 --> 00:15:51,029
O.K., uh...
299
00:15:51,930 --> 00:15:53,398
take five, kids.
300
00:15:54,933 --> 00:15:57,035
We want you to beat Zack.
301
00:15:57,101 --> 00:15:59,671
We'd like to change your music.
302
00:15:59,771 --> 00:16:02,006
Changes?
Have you gone mad?
303
00:16:02,106 --> 00:16:04,042
Don't mess with a masterpiece.
304
00:16:04,175 --> 00:16:06,477
No, these are just
tiny little things.
305
00:16:06,578 --> 00:16:08,780
A note here, a word there.
306
00:16:08,947 --> 00:16:11,449
Even Beethoven had
help from his friends.
307
00:16:11,883 --> 00:16:15,286
O.K., but I'm
not going to wear a wig.
308
00:16:17,422 --> 00:16:19,157
Now, step three,
309
00:16:19,257 --> 00:16:21,726
I poured our secret
weapon in Zack's cup.
310
00:16:21,993 --> 00:16:23,228
It won't hurt him?
311
00:16:23,328 --> 00:16:25,163
Nah. It's pure
lemon extract.
312
00:16:25,296 --> 00:16:27,699
It'll just hurt
his chances to win.
313
00:16:27,932 --> 00:16:29,334
Shh. Here he comes.
314
00:16:29,434 --> 00:16:30,635
Be cool.
315
00:16:30,835 --> 00:16:31,869
Hey, guys.
316
00:16:31,970 --> 00:16:33,338
- Hi, Zack.
- Hey.
317
00:16:33,471 --> 00:16:35,707
We're anxious to sing your song.
318
00:16:35,807 --> 00:16:38,276
Yeah? I thought
you might be bummed
319
00:16:38,376 --> 00:16:40,411
since your songs
were eliminated.
320
00:16:40,511 --> 00:16:43,414
No way. We just
had bad luck.
321
00:16:43,514 --> 00:16:45,917
Yeah, it's not like
it was your fault.
322
00:16:46,317 --> 00:16:47,318
True.
323
00:16:47,385 --> 00:16:49,887
To prove there's
no hard feelings...
324
00:16:50,255 --> 00:16:51,322
To Zack.
325
00:16:51,422 --> 00:16:52,624
Great. Thanks.
326
00:16:52,824 --> 00:16:54,892
May you be the author
of Bayside's new song.
327
00:16:55,927 --> 00:16:57,228
Thanks, guys.
328
00:17:00,865 --> 00:17:02,900
Man, this stuff's really sour.
329
00:17:03,167 --> 00:17:05,370
The assembly starts
in two minutes.
330
00:17:05,470 --> 00:17:06,871
Take your places.
331
00:17:07,105 --> 00:17:08,439
Let's go. Come on.
332
00:17:11,175 --> 00:17:14,345
Our first song -- "Cool School."
333
00:17:14,445 --> 00:17:15,980
It don't know why.
334
00:17:16,080 --> 00:17:18,883
I keep the thermostat
at 70. Ha ha ha!
335
00:17:22,186 --> 00:17:26,791
Here to sing his song, with
our own glee club, Zack Morris!
336
00:17:33,431 --> 00:17:35,733
[piano plays]
337
00:17:36,467 --> 00:17:38,369
? Bayside is a school
that's cool ?
338
00:17:38,407 --> 00:17:39,819
? And you know
that is true ?
339
00:17:39,889 --> 00:17:41,070
? Know
that is true ?
340
00:17:41,139 --> 00:17:42,473
? Know
that is true ?
341
00:17:42,573 --> 00:17:45,877
? The girls are the cutest, and
the guys are the hippest, too ?
342
00:17:46,010 --> 00:17:48,313
? Hippest, too,
hippest, too ?
343
00:17:48,413 --> 00:17:49,847
? Other schools
try to touch us ?
344
00:17:49,981 --> 00:17:51,849
? But you know that
they don't have a clue ?
345
00:17:51,949 --> 00:17:54,252
? Don't have a clue,
don't have a clue ?
346
00:17:54,319 --> 00:17:57,555
[stammering and muttering]
347
00:18:00,258 --> 00:18:03,161
[singing nonsense]
348
00:18:03,661 --> 00:18:06,130
[singing nonsense]
349
00:18:06,297 --> 00:18:09,434
[stammering]
350
00:18:09,767 --> 00:18:12,136
[singing nonsense]
351
00:18:12,337 --> 00:18:15,506
[muttering]
352
00:18:15,940 --> 00:18:17,975
[singing nonsense]
353
00:18:18,109 --> 00:18:20,144
[humming]
354
00:18:23,281 --> 00:18:27,318
? Hmmmmm ??
355
00:18:29,821 --> 00:18:31,923
That was "Cool School"...
356
00:18:32,023 --> 00:18:33,191
sort of.
357
00:18:33,291 --> 00:18:35,727
Our glee club will return
with the second song
358
00:18:35,827 --> 00:18:37,829
at the close of assembly.
359
00:18:41,899 --> 00:18:44,102
[muttering]
360
00:18:47,538 --> 00:18:48,740
Here.
361
00:18:51,275 --> 00:18:53,010
You sabotaged me on purpose?
362
00:18:53,111 --> 00:18:54,779
Just like you did to us.
363
00:18:54,846 --> 00:18:57,315
One bad turn deserves another.
364
00:18:57,915 --> 00:18:59,484
Pretty low, Preppie.
365
00:18:59,584 --> 00:19:01,018
What made you do it?
366
00:19:01,119 --> 00:19:04,389
It's just that everyone
thinks I'm a goof-off.
367
00:19:04,689 --> 00:19:06,424
Thought if I
wrote the school song,
368
00:19:06,524 --> 00:19:08,459
I'd be remembered
for something positive.
369
00:19:08,659 --> 00:19:10,395
I just screwed up again.
370
00:19:10,661 --> 00:19:11,963
Sorry, guys.
371
00:19:12,096 --> 00:19:14,365
Well, we had fun
getting you back.
372
00:19:14,465 --> 00:19:17,168
[muttering]
[muttering]
373
00:19:19,670 --> 00:19:21,139
There you are, you butchers.
374
00:19:21,239 --> 00:19:23,141
You've totally changed my song!
375
00:19:23,241 --> 00:19:24,575
No we didn't, Screech.
376
00:19:24,642 --> 00:19:25,910
It's still about Bayside.
377
00:19:26,010 --> 00:19:28,279
And we used your words --
378
00:19:28,379 --> 00:19:31,249
"the," "and," "it"...
379
00:19:31,349 --> 00:19:32,950
"Bayside."
380
00:19:33,317 --> 00:19:35,586
In that case,
it's O.K. then.
381
00:19:35,686 --> 00:19:37,054
All right.
382
00:19:37,622 --> 00:19:39,624
Let's go back in
there and sing it.
383
00:19:39,857 --> 00:19:41,092
Hey, guys.
384
00:19:41,426 --> 00:19:42,827
Can I sing with you?
385
00:19:43,094 --> 00:19:44,095
Sure.
386
00:19:44,195 --> 00:19:45,296
Take a look.
387
00:19:45,396 --> 00:19:47,799
But this time...
enunciate.
388
00:19:54,605 --> 00:19:57,108
And now, our final choice
for a school song,
389
00:19:57,208 --> 00:19:59,544
written by Screech Powers.
390
00:20:04,182 --> 00:20:06,150
Don't blame me if it stinks.
391
00:20:08,419 --> 00:20:09,687
Maestro.
392
00:20:12,323 --> 00:20:15,293
? It seems like
only yesterday ?
393
00:20:15,393 --> 00:20:17,762
? We started ?
394
00:20:17,895 --> 00:20:23,267
? But soon we'll put away
our books and pens ?
395
00:20:23,367 --> 00:20:25,703
? We'll go on
with our lives ?
396
00:20:25,803 --> 00:20:28,673
? Once we have parted ?
397
00:20:29,006 --> 00:20:34,378
? But how can we say
farewell to our friends? ?
398
00:20:34,612 --> 00:20:39,650
? The double dates, the
parties, and the dances ?
399
00:20:40,451 --> 00:20:45,490
? Cramming for a midterm
until 3:00 ?
400
00:20:45,690 --> 00:20:50,862
? The football games,
the Max, and the romances ?
401
00:20:51,062 --> 00:20:54,565
? Soon Bayside will be
just a memory ?
402
00:20:54,632 --> 00:20:56,667
? Memory ?
403
00:20:56,868 --> 00:21:01,706
? Our four years here
have all become unraveled ?
404
00:21:01,939 --> 00:21:05,576
? And so, our high school
story finally ends ?
405
00:21:05,643 --> 00:21:07,745
? It finally ends ?
406
00:21:07,812 --> 00:21:11,785
? But years from now,
no matter where we've traveled ?
407
00:21:11,883 --> 00:21:13,284
? Ooh ?
408
00:21:13,351 --> 00:21:18,322
? We'll all look back
and think about our friends ?
409
00:21:18,489 --> 00:21:27,465
? We'll all look back
and think about our friends ?
410
00:21:27,515 --> 00:21:32,065
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