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[bell rings]
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? When I wake up in the morning
and the alarm gives out a warning ?
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? I don't think I'll ever
make it on time ?
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? By the time I grab my books
and I give myself a look ?
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? I'm at the corner just in time
to see the bus fly by ?
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? It's all right ?
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? 'Cause I'm saved by the bell ?
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? If the teacher pops a test
I know I'm in a mess ?
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? And my dog ate
all my homework last night ?
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? Ridin' low on my chair,
she won't know that I'm there ?
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? If I can hand it in tomorrow
it will be all right ?
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? It's all right ?
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? 'Cause I'm saved by the bell... ?
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? It's all right,
'cause I'm saved by the-- ?
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? It's all right, 'cause I'm saved
by the-- ?
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? It's all right,
'cause I'm saved by the bell ?
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Welcome to drama class.
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I'm Bayside's finest actor.
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I've performed so well
in the principal's office,
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I should win an Oscar.
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Good afternoon, young men
and women of the theater.
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Good afternoon,
Mr. Baimbridge.
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Today let's get in touch
with our emotions.
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Our sentence for today is, "the
sun is shining outside my window."
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Screech, your turn today.
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Say it with, uh...
Sadness, huh?
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[tearfully] The sun...
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[voice breaks]
is shining...
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[squeaky voice]
outside my window.
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Oh, no!
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Excellent!
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Here's a handkerchief.
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Pffft!
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Today we're going to pick
our annual school play.
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Are there any suggestions?
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Let's do last year's play.
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We already know the lines.
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I'm so very impressed
with you, Mr. Morris.
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You've turned loafing
into an art form.
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Anyone else?
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- Chorus Line.
- Cats.
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Phantom of the Opera.
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Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
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That's a great idea.
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You can play doofus.
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Actually, fairy tales are
the very foundation of drama.
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Consider the emotional
range of Snow White --
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loyalty, envy, revenge...
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romance.
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Yeah, but it's for little kids.
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Ah, ah, but it does not
have to be.
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You can change it!
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Why don't we make the dwarfs
tall blonde chicks in bikinis?
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Hey, I'm for that.
Heigh-ho, heigh-ho.
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Why don't we do a rap version?
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What a brilliant idea.
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What do you say, class?
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- Sure.
- Cool.
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Excuse me.
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What about, uh... us?
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Yeah. The school's
finest minds
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always have to work the
lights and pull curtains.
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[deep voice] This year we want
to be onstage sharing the magic.
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This year you have my word
you will all have parts.
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Ow.
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Great. I can see it now --
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Snow White and the Seven Dorks.
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Mr. Powers.
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[beat box plays]
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? Yo, I'm the prince,
and I'm a handsome sight ?
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? Who's this I see?
Is it Miss Snow White? ?
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? Her lips I can read,
so I'm glad I did show up ?
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? If I have to kiss Screech,
I think I'm gonna throw up ?
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Thank you very much.
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Uh, next.
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? I'm such a wicked queen ?
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? I'd so downright mean ?
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? Snow White'll be cold
before she hits 16 ?
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Hold it a minute.
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Kelly, I'm having trouble
believing you're a wicked queen.
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Me, too,
Mr. Baimbridge.
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Can I audition for Snow White?
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I'm not a nasty person.
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You are an actress, Kelly!
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Now, let's just say
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that Snow White was picked
as head cheerleader.
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How would you feel?
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Bad.
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And then there was a
recount for homecoming queen,
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and Snow White was
the winner there, too.
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You're a has-been, Kelly.
You're ancient history.
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Now I want to hear you rap.
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? They say Snow White's
the cutest of the cute ?
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? Just wait till I give her
this piece of fruit ?
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? I brewed it some poison
and gave it a coat ?
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? And now I'm going to shove it
down her pretty little throat ?
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Bravo! Huh?
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I'm having a problem
with this audition scene.
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It's reactionary
and insulting to women.
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Change it.
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Put something
of yourself into it.
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Think so?
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Sure. Act something
you believe in.
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Good idea, Zack.
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Good luck.
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Thank you.
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? Snow White, we take
pity on you ?
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? But to stay with us,
here's what you gotta do ?
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? You gotta clean the
house in every nook ?
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? Sew, knit, wash-- ?
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? Look, you sexist pigs ?
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? And that's no lie ?
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? You treat me like this
And I'll stay at the Y ?
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[gasp]
[gasp]
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? You better see the light
'cause you're way outdated ?
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? And this Snow White
is liberated ?
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We didn't mean it.
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Wonderful, Jessie.
Simply wonderful.
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? Since I'm a prince,
I don't have to toil ?
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? Got no hassle with the castle
or that world ?
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? So why am I in
this bummed out mood? ?
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? Till I find my one and only,
I'm a lonely dude ?
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Let's see what roles we got!
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The mirror on the wall?
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She gets the best gossip.
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Dork number five?
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I wanted dork number two.
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Hey, the prince.
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Was there ever any doubt?
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And I'm Snow White.
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The wicked queen.
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Oh, I'm sorry, Kelly.
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I know you wanted Snow White.
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Yeah, I did, but I got
into playing the queen.
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Everything's cool, but thanks.
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Any time, evil stepmother.
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[bell rings]
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See everybody at rehearsal.
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Uh, Kelly, not me.
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I only tried out 'cause I couldn't
stand anyone else kissing you.
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Zack, we need you.
Think about it, O.K.?
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- Bye.
- See you later.
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Zack, you can't quit.
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You helped me get the lead.
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You're the best prince by far.
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I need you.
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Jessie, you'll be fine
without me.
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But I'll be better with you.
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Don't you remember the
last time we acted together?
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Yeah. It was
the second-grade play.
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We were
Mr. and Mrs. Skunk.
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When I got stage fright,
you whispered my lines.
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"Don't raise your tail, dear.
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It's only the badgers."
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I think the world's
ready for us again.
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What do you say?
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All right, Jess.
I'll be your prince.
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? Now is she snoozing,
or is she stiff? ?
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? I can't help
but wonder if ?
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? I gave this gorgeous
babe a kiss ?
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? Would it be the end
of her paralysis? ?
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All right.
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That's all for today.
Class dismissed.
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I'd like to have a chat
with you about the kiss.
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Mr. Baimbridge,
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if anything happens to Melvin,
can I be dork number two?
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Screech, I hereby make
you Melvin's understudy.
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I'm so happy!
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It's about that kiss.
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It just isn't quite working.
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This is the romantic
climax of our play.
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Now, tomorrow,
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I would like you to
try it with more feeling.
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O.K.?
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All right.
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Well, Mrs. Skunk,
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I guess we need more fire power.
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We better work on it
till the kiss is right.
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I think that's called
making out.
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That's called acting, Zack.
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Come on.
Let's rehearse.
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Uh...
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Zack.
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Come on.
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We've been best friends
since kindergarten.
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You don't have to be shy.
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This is just another school
project we're working on.
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O.K.?
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Well... since you
put it that way,
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O.K.
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Good. Now kiss me.
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Uh...
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What, uh...
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What just happened?
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You... kissed me.
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Wow.
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That was...
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That was great
acting, Zack. I mean...
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You really made me
believe in that kiss.
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You were great, too.
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I mean you're...
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you're... so...
so natural.
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- Jessie--
- Zack--
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We have to remember that, uh...
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That kiss was...
pretend.
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I mean, that wasn't a real kiss.
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No, of course it wasn't.
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I really liked it.
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Me, too.
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That's enough
rehearsal for today.
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I'll see you tomorrow.
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? Mirror, mirror,
from the mall ?
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? Who's the awesomest
of them all? ?
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? Brace yourself, queenie
This news is bad ?
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? Snow White is now
a lot more rad ?
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We're getting there.
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Jessie, how's that
kissing scene going?
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Did you work on it?
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A little.
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If it was Slater,
there'd be no problem.
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It's hard kissing
someone else's boyfriend.
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Not for Jessie.
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I mean Jessie is such
a dedicated actress.
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I know she is.
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It'll be terrific
by opening night.
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I'll bet even before then.
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I'm going for sodas.
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Good idea.
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Bring me one Zack.
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I mean back.
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O.K., Lisa.
What is going on?
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Let's just say
mirrors can see a lot,
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especially when they
walk into a drama room.
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Lisa, what you saw
was an accident.
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Yeah, right, and you were giving
him mouth-to-mouth resuscitation?
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Is Zack a good kisser?
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Oh, he's great...
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But that's beside the point.
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It was a mistake
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and could cause trouble
if it was blabbed, O.K.?
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I got you.
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Promise me you'll never
tell Kelly about this.
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My lips are sealed...
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More than yours were.
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Here she comes.
Not one word.
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Kelly, I kissed Zack.
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It's part of the play.
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I mean I really kissed
Zack and he kissed me.
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It didn't mean a thing,
except in the play.
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Forget I ever
mentioned it, O.K.?
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O.K.
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I have to wash my hair.
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Don't look at me.
I'm just a mirror.
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Oh, there she is.
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What are you doing?
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We're the seven dorks.
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We have to protect you.
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We're not acting now.
259
00:12:31,207 --> 00:12:33,476
But we're all trying
to stay in character.
260
00:12:33,542 --> 00:12:35,177
It'll help our performance.
261
00:12:35,544 --> 00:12:37,179
Where are you going?
262
00:12:37,279 --> 00:12:39,014
I'm going out of my mind
263
00:12:39,115 --> 00:12:41,484
if you geeks
don't leave me alone!
264
00:12:42,551 --> 00:12:44,553
We're not geeks.
We're dorks.
265
00:12:45,888 --> 00:12:46,956
Hi, mama.
266
00:12:47,056 --> 00:12:48,257
How's that play going?
267
00:12:48,357 --> 00:12:49,825
What did you hear?
268
00:12:49,925 --> 00:12:51,660
Nothing.
That's why I asked.
269
00:12:51,761 --> 00:12:53,062
Don't ask.
270
00:12:53,162 --> 00:12:55,965
OK. So, let's go
to lunch at the Max.
271
00:12:56,065 --> 00:12:57,466
I have to rehearse.
272
00:12:57,566 --> 00:12:59,368
Dorks, I need you!
273
00:12:59,602 --> 00:13:01,070
Take me to the forest.
274
00:13:01,170 --> 00:13:02,705
Yes, your princessness.
275
00:13:10,212 --> 00:13:11,113
Hey, Preppie.
276
00:13:11,213 --> 00:13:12,148
What's up?
277
00:13:12,248 --> 00:13:13,716
Could I talk to you?
278
00:13:13,816 --> 00:13:15,284
- Sure.
- It's personal.
279
00:13:16,485 --> 00:13:17,887
It's about Jessie.
280
00:13:19,054 --> 00:13:21,157
Man, she is acting weird.
281
00:13:21,257 --> 00:13:22,825
Weird? Really?
282
00:13:22,925 --> 00:13:24,193
Why are you asking me?
283
00:13:24,293 --> 00:13:26,996
You haven't noticed
anything strange?
284
00:13:27,129 --> 00:13:28,798
Nope, not a thing.
285
00:13:28,898 --> 00:13:30,099
Like what?
286
00:13:30,199 --> 00:13:33,602
Have you noticed anything
strange going on during rehearsals?
287
00:13:34,003 --> 00:13:36,272
You think there's another guy?
288
00:13:36,539 --> 00:13:37,440
Guy?
289
00:13:37,540 --> 00:13:39,008
What guy?
There's no guy.
290
00:13:40,142 --> 00:13:41,410
To play it safe,
291
00:13:41,510 --> 00:13:44,980
I'll get into that play
to keep an eye on her.
292
00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:48,050
You hate acting. I'll
keep an eye on her.
293
00:13:48,117 --> 00:13:50,386
I'll take care of this myself.
294
00:13:50,486 --> 00:13:52,788
'Cause if I catch
some clown with Jessie,
295
00:13:52,855 --> 00:13:55,057
I'll pull his lips
up over his head.
296
00:13:56,025 --> 00:13:58,527
Thanks anyway.
You're a pal.
297
00:13:58,627 --> 00:13:59,929
Any time.
298
00:14:05,301 --> 00:14:07,369
? Snow White, we came
here in a panic ?
299
00:14:07,436 --> 00:14:10,039
? That apple you're
eating is not organic ?
300
00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:13,642
? Dweebie, nerdy,
geeky, slimy ?
301
00:14:13,742 --> 00:14:15,311
? Shlumpy, dumpy,
Norman-- ?
302
00:14:15,411 --> 00:14:17,346
Studly. I'm
the eighth dork.
303
00:14:19,715 --> 00:14:21,750
? Someone,
call a doctor ?
304
00:14:21,851 --> 00:14:23,786
? No, a prince ?
305
00:14:25,888 --> 00:14:27,857
? Is she snoozing,
or is she stiff? ?
306
00:14:27,957 --> 00:14:29,892
? I can't help
but wonder if ?
307
00:14:29,992 --> 00:14:31,861
? I gave this gorgeous
babe a kiss ?
308
00:14:31,961 --> 00:14:34,330
? Would it be the end
of her paralysis? ??
309
00:14:44,306 --> 00:14:46,775
Prince, why don't you kiss her?
310
00:14:46,876 --> 00:14:49,345
Maybe they like
each other. Oops!
311
00:14:51,413 --> 00:14:52,615
Jessie!
312
00:14:54,149 --> 00:14:56,051
What's going on around here?
313
00:15:03,959 --> 00:15:05,895
I couldn't believe my ears.
314
00:15:05,995 --> 00:15:10,666
The stars of the play quitting
two days before the show opens?
315
00:15:10,766 --> 00:15:12,768
Look, we're sorry, sir.
316
00:15:12,868 --> 00:15:15,638
Sorry? The play is sold out.
317
00:15:15,738 --> 00:15:18,040
Every dork in town is coming.
318
00:15:18,941 --> 00:15:22,444
Now, I believe you two
owe me an explanation.
319
00:15:22,645 --> 00:15:24,547
It's personal,
Mr. Belding.
320
00:15:24,713 --> 00:15:26,448
I'm a person.
321
00:15:27,049 --> 00:15:29,084
Come on.
Let's hear it.
322
00:15:31,153 --> 00:15:32,555
Well, sir...
323
00:15:32,988 --> 00:15:35,524
We have to kiss in the last act,
324
00:15:35,591 --> 00:15:38,427
and it's a problem because
we're both dating someone else.
325
00:15:38,761 --> 00:15:40,863
And they're
unnecessarily jealous.
326
00:15:40,963 --> 00:15:43,065
No, they're necessarily jealous.
327
00:15:44,700 --> 00:15:48,304
You mean that you two are
falling for each other?
328
00:15:48,404 --> 00:15:49,939
We don't know, sir.
329
00:15:50,005 --> 00:15:51,840
It seemed like it.
330
00:15:52,041 --> 00:15:53,342
Yeah, and kissing again
331
00:15:53,442 --> 00:15:56,045
could cause more trouble
than we can handle.
332
00:15:56,545 --> 00:15:58,013
I see.
333
00:15:59,014 --> 00:16:02,251
Well, I must say that
this is very surprising.
334
00:16:02,384 --> 00:16:03,719
Surprising, sir?
335
00:16:03,819 --> 00:16:05,354
Yes.
After all, Jessie,
336
00:16:05,454 --> 00:16:07,456
you are president
of the student council
337
00:16:07,556 --> 00:16:09,224
and an honor student.
338
00:16:09,458 --> 00:16:10,626
And, Zack...
339
00:16:11,493 --> 00:16:12,795
Zack is, uh--
340
00:16:12,895 --> 00:16:16,365
Careful. You're talking
about the man I possibly love.
341
00:16:16,799 --> 00:16:18,601
All right. I'm sorry.
342
00:16:18,934 --> 00:16:22,237
But quitting the play isn't
going to solve your problem.
343
00:16:22,738 --> 00:16:27,743
Oh. Hey, I remember having a
similar experience with Natalie Kendall.
344
00:16:27,943 --> 00:16:29,011
Who?
345
00:16:29,111 --> 00:16:30,946
She was my best friend
in high school.
346
00:16:31,046 --> 00:16:34,383
One day I kissed her.
347
00:16:34,483 --> 00:16:35,818
What happened?
348
00:16:35,918 --> 00:16:37,453
She slugged me.
349
00:16:38,787 --> 00:16:42,391
I had to kiss her
to see whether it was love.
350
00:16:42,992 --> 00:16:45,494
But we already did that.
351
00:16:45,728 --> 00:16:50,399
Well, somehow you need
to find out how you really feel.
352
00:16:50,699 --> 00:16:52,167
And if it isn't love,
353
00:16:52,267 --> 00:16:55,104
you don't have
to be afraid to kiss.
354
00:16:57,706 --> 00:16:59,375
What if it is love?
355
00:17:00,075 --> 00:17:03,412
I'm stuck with an auditorium
full of disappointed dorks.
356
00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:13,656
- Hey, what's up, Kelly?
- Hey.
357
00:17:14,223 --> 00:17:18,494
Slater, did you talk to
Jessie about what happened?
358
00:17:18,694 --> 00:17:20,896
No. She's been
avoiding me.
359
00:17:21,163 --> 00:17:22,665
Did you talk to Zack?
360
00:17:22,765 --> 00:17:24,833
No. He must be
avoiding me, too.
361
00:17:26,335 --> 00:17:29,171
Do you think something's
going on between them
362
00:17:29,271 --> 00:17:31,507
and they feel guilty
about kissing?
363
00:17:31,774 --> 00:17:33,575
That's what I've been wondering.
364
00:17:33,776 --> 00:17:36,679
I can't believe Jessie
could fall for that wimp.
365
00:17:36,779 --> 00:17:39,081
Hey, I fell for that wimp.
366
00:17:39,214 --> 00:17:42,518
It's hard to believe Zack
likes that neurotic egghead.
367
00:17:44,253 --> 00:17:46,722
Hey, that neurotic egghead
is my woman.
368
00:17:47,756 --> 00:17:51,193
Wait. You know, maybe
we're overreacting.
369
00:17:51,293 --> 00:17:52,695
We don't have any proof.
370
00:17:52,795 --> 00:17:55,764
Yeah. Maybe they
were just embarrassed.
371
00:17:55,765 --> 00:17:57,141
Right,
372
00:17:57,166 --> 00:17:58,233
and they're avoiding us
373
00:17:58,333 --> 00:18:00,169
'cause they think
we got the wrong idea.
374
00:18:00,269 --> 00:18:02,171
Let's tell them we understand.
375
00:18:02,271 --> 00:18:03,639
All right. Let's go.
376
00:18:11,847 --> 00:18:13,215
Well...
377
00:18:13,816 --> 00:18:16,018
If we're going to
find out how we feel,
378
00:18:16,652 --> 00:18:19,288
now is as good a time as any.
379
00:18:22,891 --> 00:18:25,561
Are you sure this
is the only way?
380
00:18:26,095 --> 00:18:27,930
What if we still like it?
381
00:18:28,263 --> 00:18:30,032
We're better off
knowing the truth...
382
00:18:30,365 --> 00:18:32,000
even if it hurts.
383
00:18:32,101 --> 00:18:33,669
I guess you're right.
384
00:18:34,203 --> 00:18:35,838
I'll be brave.
385
00:18:51,286 --> 00:18:53,589
Jessie, that was great.
386
00:18:53,655 --> 00:18:55,157
It was great.
387
00:18:55,224 --> 00:18:56,792
I didn't feel a thing.
388
00:18:56,892 --> 00:18:58,961
Me neither.
We're still friends.
389
00:18:59,053 --> 00:19:01,088
We don't have to break
up with Slater and Kelly.
390
00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:03,232
We can still be in
the play. What a relief.
391
00:19:03,332 --> 00:19:04,933
I am so happy, I could kiss you.
392
00:19:05,033 --> 00:19:06,769
Go ahead.
We won't like it.
393
00:19:06,869 --> 00:19:08,437
That's right.
394
00:19:10,405 --> 00:19:11,874
- Wait.
- There's our proof.
395
00:19:11,940 --> 00:19:13,742
Don't get the wrong idea.
396
00:19:13,842 --> 00:19:15,310
We were just kissing
397
00:19:15,410 --> 00:19:17,780
because we were so
happy we didn't like it.
398
00:19:17,980 --> 00:19:19,915
You wimp.
We're through.
399
00:19:20,015 --> 00:19:21,316
Kelly, please.
400
00:19:21,450 --> 00:19:23,552
Slater, sometimes things
aren't the way they seem.
401
00:19:23,652 --> 00:19:26,155
Forget it, you neurotic egghead.
402
00:19:28,090 --> 00:19:29,625
We're through, too.
403
00:19:30,392 --> 00:19:32,494
Thanks, man.
You're a real pal.
404
00:19:52,481 --> 00:19:55,684
All right, everybody.
This is it -- opening night.
405
00:19:55,984 --> 00:19:57,152
As your principal,
406
00:19:57,252 --> 00:20:01,456
I want to say how
proud I am of each of you.
407
00:20:01,824 --> 00:20:04,693
I know all the sweat
that goes into--
408
00:20:04,793 --> 00:20:07,429
Mr. Belding,
they have to go on!
409
00:20:07,529 --> 00:20:08,997
Oh, oh.
410
00:20:09,097 --> 00:20:10,899
In the tradition of the theater,
411
00:20:10,966 --> 00:20:13,135
I won't wish you good luck.
412
00:20:13,335 --> 00:20:15,070
I'll just say break a leg.
413
00:20:15,170 --> 00:20:16,538
Places!
414
00:20:16,672 --> 00:20:19,141
Oh, places, places.
415
00:20:21,176 --> 00:20:22,277
Dorks.
416
00:20:23,045 --> 00:20:24,446
Break a leg, Zack.
417
00:20:24,546 --> 00:20:26,515
In fact, break both legs.
418
00:20:28,083 --> 00:20:31,186
I hope you two enjoy
your kiss tonight.
419
00:20:32,938 --> 00:20:34,940
Don't worry.
We got it covered.
420
00:20:35,023 --> 00:20:36,291
Stick to our plan.
421
00:20:36,391 --> 00:20:37,693
Remember what we did last night.
422
00:20:37,759 --> 00:20:38,994
We'll be fine.
423
00:20:50,005 --> 00:20:52,074
? Mirror, mirror,
from the mall ?
424
00:20:52,174 --> 00:20:54,109
? Who's the awesomest
of them all? ?
425
00:20:54,209 --> 00:20:55,811
Say Jessie, and I'll brain you.
426
00:20:56,011 --> 00:20:58,614
I pass.
Next question, please.
427
00:20:59,982 --> 00:21:02,217
? What harm can there
be in eating these ?
428
00:21:02,284 --> 00:21:04,286
? If they only have
70 calories? ?
429
00:21:04,386 --> 00:21:06,388
? Well, the dorks told
me to be suspicious ?
430
00:21:06,455 --> 00:21:08,423
? But I'm tired of doing
their shirts and dishes ?
431
00:21:08,523 --> 00:21:10,459
? You're a nice old lady
I have no doubt ?
432
00:21:10,525 --> 00:21:12,561
? So I'll sample that apple
you're rappin' about ?
433
00:21:12,661 --> 00:21:14,696
I hope you choke
on it, beanpole.
434
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,902
What is going on here?
435
00:21:20,002 --> 00:21:21,436
I wish I knew.
436
00:21:24,740 --> 00:21:26,742
? Now that we see her
lying there ?
437
00:21:26,842 --> 00:21:28,844
? We dorks admit
we've been unfair ?
438
00:21:28,944 --> 00:21:30,913
? This evil spell
your kiss unlocks ?
439
00:21:31,013 --> 00:21:33,649
? We'll split the cooking
and don our own socks ?
440
00:21:34,950 --> 00:21:37,019
? Dork number five,
I gotta disagree ?
441
00:21:37,119 --> 00:21:39,187
? If you want Snow White alive
don't look at me ?
442
00:21:39,288 --> 00:21:40,923
That's not in the script.
443
00:21:40,989 --> 00:21:42,958
? To make her pulse
accelerate ?
444
00:21:43,058 --> 00:21:45,127
? She needs a kiss
from dork number eight ?
445
00:21:45,227 --> 00:21:47,095
? It's true the prince
is just a friend ?
446
00:21:47,195 --> 00:21:49,698
? But studly for me
is the living end ?
447
00:21:53,268 --> 00:21:55,404
? It's you I miss, studly,
and not the prince ?
448
00:21:55,504 --> 00:21:57,572
? Now that we've kissed,
are you convinced? ?
449
00:21:57,673 --> 00:21:59,274
Uh... uh...
450
00:21:59,341 --> 00:22:01,677
? Well, at first I didn't
like all of this drama ?
451
00:22:01,777 --> 00:22:04,546
? But now I trust you,
so kiss me, mama ?
452
00:22:07,616 --> 00:22:09,518
? Me and Snow White
was nothing but hype ?
453
00:22:09,584 --> 00:22:10,819
? Oh, I like her all right ?
454
00:22:10,919 --> 00:22:11,954
? But see,
she's not my type ?
455
00:22:12,020 --> 00:22:14,056
? So don't get me wrong
when I say what I mean ?
456
00:22:14,756 --> 00:22:17,159
? My heart belongs
to this wicked queen ?
457
00:22:17,225 --> 00:22:19,227
Oh, Zack.
I mean prince.
458
00:22:23,999 --> 00:22:25,968
? Yo, I want to announce
to one and all ?
459
00:22:26,034 --> 00:22:28,036
? That I love the mirror
from the mall ?
460
00:22:28,136 --> 00:22:29,171
? And if you touch me ?
461
00:22:29,237 --> 00:22:30,872
? I think I'll knock you
through the wall ?
462
00:22:32,207 --> 00:22:34,209
? That brings our play
to its conclusion ?
463
00:22:34,276 --> 00:22:36,645
? Some things we said might
have been a bit confusin' ?
464
00:22:36,712 --> 00:22:38,513
? But we gave you romance
and a lot of laughter ?
465
00:22:38,580 --> 00:22:41,016
? And hey, we lived
happily ever after ??
466
00:22:41,066 --> 00:22:45,616
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