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[bell rings]
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? When I wake up in the morning
and the alarm gives out a warning ?
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? I don't think I'll ever
make it on time ?
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? By the time I grab my books
and I give myself a look ?
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? I'm at the corner just in time
to see the bus fly by ?
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? It's all right ?
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? 'Cause I'm saved by the bell ?
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? If the teacher pops a test
I know I'm in a mess ?
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? And my dog ate
all my homework last night ?
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? Ridin' low on my chair,
she won't know that I'm there ?
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? If I can hand it in tomorrow
it will be all right ?
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? It's all right ?
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? 'Cause I'm saved by the bell... ?
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? It's all right,
'cause I'm saved by the-- ?
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? It's all right, 'cause I'm saved
by the-- ?
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? It's all right,
'cause I'm saved by the bell ?
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Every 16-year-old guy
dreams about two things.
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That's one.
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The car I don't have
is the other.
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But I'm working on it.
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Zack, come here.
Here's one.
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"A 1985 red Ferrari convertible.
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Mint condition."
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Hey, only $185,000.
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I don't have $185,000.
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Oh, I know that.
You have to talk them down.
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How much money have
you really got, Preppie?
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Well, when I get my $10
allowance on Saturday,
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I'll still owe my dad 11.
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Ask your dad for a raise.
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Or get 20,000 more fathers.
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There's this maniac named
Jessie right behind me.
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Whatever you do, don't
mention the yearbook.
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Why?
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She hasn't come up
with a theme yet,
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and she's freaking out.
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Shh.
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Hey, mama, I got your favorite--
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French fries with mayonnaise.
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I couldn't eat a thing.
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I'm totally stressed
about the yearbook.
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Shh! Don't mention
the yearbook!
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I'm in charge of the yearbook,
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and Belding wants me
to make it great.
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I thought you weren't hungry.
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I'm not.
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I'm serious.
Last year's was awful.
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I bought one when
I first got here.
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Had to scope out
the babe situation.
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You are so shallow.
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You can't judge a person
by a picture of their face.
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You're right. I couldn't
even see their legs.
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This is a real turkey.
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Do you have any gravy?
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OK, hotshot, you'll have an
opportunity to make it better
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at today's yearbook meeting.
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You're on the
yearbook committee?
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So where we're headed is--
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Sorry I'm late. Just
pretend I'm not here.
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Zack, if you want credit
for this committee,
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you are going to
have to participate.
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Last year there were
a few unsold yearbooks.
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A few?
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Kids transferred so they
wouldn't have to buy one.
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That's why this yearbook
has to be the best ever.
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Wouldn't take much.
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We need an idea that
will make this puppy sell.
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Any suggestions?
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Let's use holograms.
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Everyone's picture will
just leap right off the page.
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Ollie, isn't that
a little expensive?
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Moose, how about you?
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Uh... I'm fine.
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How are you?
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No, no. The yearbook.
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OK. I'll buy one.
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Sandy?
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Sandy!
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Will you turn that music off?
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It's not music.
It's a book on tape.
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A real classic, dude.
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I mean sir dude.
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"The Little Engine
That Could," part two.
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Books on tape.
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Doesn't anyone read anymore?
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No. I suggest not having
a yearbook at all.
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Oh, brilliant. I knew I
could count on you.
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No, really.
A video yearbook.
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Hey, I love it.
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It's so... now.
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Like I said, I knew I
could count on you.
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Hey, no sweat.
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I'll inform your teachers
you'll be missing some classes.
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- Miss classes?
- Miss classes?
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Miss classes?
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Then I withdraw my offer.
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I'm here to learn.
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Mr. Belding,
honored committee members,
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I will make
the ultimate sacrifice.
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I will shoot the video yearbook.
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Ready? This is
your video profile.
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Hey, I was born ready.
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Right.
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Lights.
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Action.
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Looks like he was born
camera-shy.
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Figures.
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What's your name?
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Uh... my name?
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My name is A.C. Slater.
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Bet it feels good to
be football captain.
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Oh. I bet it does.
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Is there any message you'd
like to leave the graduating class?
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Goodbye.
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Cut.
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I think we got enough.
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I was a little nervous.
Could you tell?
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You nervous? Nah.
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Just send in the next victim.
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Screech, this is great.
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We shoot videos while
these suckers go to class.
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Hi, Zack.
I'm proud of you.
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This video yearbook
is excellent.
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Thanks, Kelly.
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Stand by the backdrop,
and we'll shoot your profile.
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Go for it.
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Hi. I'm Kelly Kapowski.
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I'm the captain of
the girls' volleyball team,
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softball team, and swim team.
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I'm also head cheerleader.
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B-a-y-s-i-d-e!
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Go, Bayside! Whoo!
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Now, who do you love?
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I love you.
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Cut. Perfect.
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How about a movie Saturday?
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Sure. My parents are going
out, so yours will have to drive.
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You'll have a great time
double-dating with your parents.
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Me next.
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Do this one, Screech.
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I got to see about
getting a car.
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No problem-o.
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Lisa, doll-face, go be
beautiful by the scenery.
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I can't stand there.
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That backdrop
clashes with my outfit.
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Kill the attitude, sweetie.
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Hello. My name
is Lisa Turtle.
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I'm the founder of the fashion
team and the shopping squad.
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My hobbies include dating,
guys, and dating guys.
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And cut.
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How was I?
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Delightfully shallow.
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And you're delightfully dorky.
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Every guy will want to date her
when they see this.
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Hey, Screech,
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that's how we'll get
money for a car.
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We'll make a video dating tape
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and sell it to every
lonely guy in town.
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Why would we want
lonely guys to date us?
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No, you simp.
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We'll make a dating tape
of pretty girls.
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Oh. Now,
that makes sense.
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That's right.
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Next.
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Like, hi.
My name is Liz Bass.
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I, like, totally
love everything.
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What's your idea
of a perfect guy?
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Oh, my gosh.
All right.
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I like a guy
that's, like, tall, dreamy,
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and spends
all of his money on me.
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Hey, Screech, this is great.
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Yo. I'm Spike.
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No teams, no clubs,
I hate school,
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and I want to be a rocker.
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??
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What's your idea
of a dream date?
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Jon Bon Jovi
setting my hair on fire.
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??
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Zack, she scares me.
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All right. Just use
the best-looking girls.
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Then add some music
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and plaster their phone
numbers across the screen.
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Got it.
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Tomorrow we'll take
these tapes to high schools.
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Remember, just
the prettiest girls.
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Hey, I'm no dummy.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Oh, my... wow.
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Do you have enough money yet?
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No, but I will once we go to...
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Woodlands High, Uni High,
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hey, Grant High,
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and St. Murray's
Reform School.
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They haven't seen
a girl in years.
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When the 20th guy called,
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I smashed the telephone
with my guitar.
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Pretty cool feedback, actually.
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It's so totally rad.
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I must have been asked
out by every dude in L.A.
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See? The tape
really works.
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The girls are getting calls.
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I don't know. I kind
of feel slimebally.
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Yeah.
Isn't it great?
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Maybe I'll test drive
a Corvette this afternoon.
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What are you looking at?
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Your tongue must be the
strongest muscle in your body.
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Excuse me?
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Your phone was busy for
over 3 hours last night.
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Was it Save The Whales
pledge week?
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00:10:01,592 --> 00:10:06,731
I got a lot of calls from total
strangers who want to date me.
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00:10:06,831 --> 00:10:10,334
Just how many total
strangers are we talking about?
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I don't know.
15, 20.
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00:10:12,770 --> 00:10:15,239
You talked to all of them,
Miss Love The World?
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I can speak to
whomever I choose.
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00:10:18,042 --> 00:10:19,377
Look...
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00:10:20,678 --> 00:10:22,079
The Max,
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where Bayside's elite
have good times
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and bad burgers.
219
00:10:30,121 --> 00:10:32,490
There's the football
team captain
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and student body president
having a romantic lunch.
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Shut up!
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Oh, gosh, what
a surprise, Screech.
223
00:10:40,464 --> 00:10:42,166
They're fighting as usual.
224
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This jughead thinks he owns me.
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No, I don't.
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00:10:46,295 --> 00:10:48,531
I just don't want you
going out with 50 guys.
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I am not going out with them.
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I don't even know them.
They just called.
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Yeah, right.
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Excuse us.
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You put Jessie on the video?
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Yeah.
She is a girl.
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00:11:00,585 --> 00:11:02,386
Who else is on it?
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So, Friday I have
a date with Wayne.
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00:11:05,523 --> 00:11:07,258
Saturday I'm going out
with Garth,
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only because he begged.
237
00:11:09,060 --> 00:11:11,295
Sunday I have a day date
and a night date
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with guys whose schools
I've never even heard of.
239
00:11:14,332 --> 00:11:15,700
Tell me you didn't.
240
00:11:15,833 --> 00:11:20,004
I got so many calls,
I had to unplug my phone.
241
00:11:20,215 --> 00:11:23,140
You know there's a St.
Murray's Reform School?
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You're dead.
243
00:11:25,810 --> 00:11:27,645
Zack, how's the
yearbook coming along?
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Mr. Belding
wants to see it.
245
00:11:30,448 --> 00:11:32,683
It's going great.
We're almost finished.
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We're going to work on it now.
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I thought I was dead.
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Move it now.
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00:11:38,789 --> 00:11:41,325
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow...
250
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Let go! Let go!
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00:11:45,930 --> 00:11:48,566
You're the dumbest
human being on earth.
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You hired me.
What does that make you?
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Just put the tape in.
254
00:11:54,405 --> 00:11:56,607
The dating tape
or yearbook tape?
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00:11:56,674 --> 00:11:58,409
The dating tape.
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00:11:58,776 --> 00:12:01,579
Hi. I'm Kelly Kapowski.
I'm proud...
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00:12:01,679 --> 00:12:02,947
[Screech]
To be your date.
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Call her 'cause she's the...
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00:12:05,216 --> 00:12:06,651
Head cheerleader.
260
00:12:06,751 --> 00:12:09,153
555-4314. Call Kelly.
261
00:12:10,454 --> 00:12:12,290
Kelly wants you
to call today because...
262
00:12:12,390 --> 00:12:13,724
I love you.
263
00:12:17,795 --> 00:12:19,297
Pretty good, huh?
264
00:12:19,864 --> 00:12:22,466
We want a sneak
preview of the yearbook.
265
00:12:22,566 --> 00:12:24,835
Well, we're still working on it.
266
00:12:24,935 --> 00:12:26,637
Show us what you got.
267
00:12:26,737 --> 00:12:28,339
I can't wait to see
what I look like.
268
00:12:28,439 --> 00:12:29,974
Fine. Here.
269
00:12:32,877 --> 00:12:34,845
Here, enjoy.
We've got work to do.
270
00:12:34,945 --> 00:12:37,682
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow...
271
00:12:40,751 --> 00:12:43,020
I thought we were done.
What's left to shoot?
272
00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:45,856
You, if we can't stop
guys from calling Kelly.
273
00:12:46,290 --> 00:12:48,426
Zack, when can I see that video?
274
00:12:48,526 --> 00:12:49,760
Which video?
275
00:12:49,860 --> 00:12:51,662
The yearbook video, of course.
276
00:12:51,862 --> 00:12:53,698
I thought he meant--
277
00:12:54,398 --> 00:12:57,268
Jessie's watching it
in the yearbook room.
278
00:12:57,435 --> 00:12:59,537
- Great. Carry on.
- All right.
279
00:13:00,705 --> 00:13:01,539
Come here.
280
00:13:01,639 --> 00:13:03,474
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
281
00:13:04,408 --> 00:13:07,144
Oh, hi.
I'm Jessica Spano.
282
00:13:07,278 --> 00:13:08,979
This video's a first at Bayside,
283
00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:11,782
and, as student body president,
I'm excited--
284
00:13:11,882 --> 00:13:14,985
[Screech] About going out
with you. Just a phone call away.
285
00:13:15,086 --> 00:13:17,555
They call her legs,
and you can, too.
286
00:13:19,724 --> 00:13:21,692
I have seen enough.
287
00:13:21,792 --> 00:13:24,729
I haven't. I want
to see mine again.
288
00:13:24,995 --> 00:13:27,365
Lisa, Zack Morris exploited you
289
00:13:27,465 --> 00:13:29,333
and every girl at Bayside.
290
00:13:29,467 --> 00:13:31,268
That's wrong.
291
00:13:31,469 --> 00:13:33,537
But I got a lot of dates.
292
00:13:33,971 --> 00:13:37,641
He probably made a
fortune selling these videos.
293
00:13:37,742 --> 00:13:39,744
He's making money off me?
294
00:13:39,844 --> 00:13:41,545
Now, that's wrong.
295
00:13:41,645 --> 00:13:43,147
Let's kill him.
296
00:13:43,247 --> 00:13:45,249
Let's tear him
into little pieces.
297
00:13:45,349 --> 00:13:48,386
Then take those little
pieces and expel them.
298
00:13:49,453 --> 00:13:50,755
Wait a second.
299
00:13:51,021 --> 00:13:52,056
Aren't you coming?
300
00:13:52,147 --> 00:13:53,883
You should be even madder.
301
00:13:53,907 --> 00:13:55,292
Oh, I'm furious.
302
00:13:55,393 --> 00:13:56,894
But killing Zack isn't the answer.
303
00:13:56,994 --> 00:13:58,095
He'll just do it again.
304
00:13:58,195 --> 00:14:00,197
You have a better idea?
305
00:14:00,297 --> 00:14:03,701
You don't date Zack Morris
without learning some tricks.
306
00:14:04,068 --> 00:14:06,270
Let's teach him a
lesson he won't forget.
307
00:14:06,771 --> 00:14:08,339
- OK.
- Yeah.
308
00:14:13,744 --> 00:14:16,280
We need to stop those guys
from calling Kelly.
309
00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:20,151
Why don't we take
all her phones?
310
00:14:20,751 --> 00:14:23,954
Why don't you go make
a hungry shark happy?
311
00:14:24,288 --> 00:14:26,056
I sense anger in you.
312
00:14:26,123 --> 00:14:27,892
There you are, Zack.
313
00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:29,360
We've got to talk.
314
00:14:29,460 --> 00:14:30,594
Yikes!
315
00:14:30,694 --> 00:14:32,863
Talk? Uh, about what?
316
00:14:33,297 --> 00:14:35,065
I'm so ticked off!
317
00:14:35,199 --> 00:14:37,001
Somebody gave out
Jessie's phone number
318
00:14:37,101 --> 00:14:38,903
and told everybody
she's available.
319
00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:41,939
Oh. Who would do
something that stupid?
320
00:14:45,609 --> 00:14:48,846
I don't know,
but when I find this guy,
321
00:14:49,146 --> 00:14:51,615
I'm just going to slam him
against the wall.
322
00:14:52,817 --> 00:14:55,419
And I'm going to slap him silly!
323
00:14:57,354 --> 00:14:59,056
Then you know what
I'm going to do?
324
00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:01,258
Take some pliers
325
00:15:01,358 --> 00:15:05,129
and pluck out
all his little nose hairs.
326
00:15:05,229 --> 00:15:06,530
Ow!
327
00:15:07,565 --> 00:15:08,866
What's wrong with you, Screech?
328
00:15:08,966 --> 00:15:11,202
Wrong? With me?
Oh, nothing.
329
00:15:11,302 --> 00:15:12,970
Ne-never been better.
330
00:15:13,270 --> 00:15:15,673
Slater, aren't you overreacting?
331
00:15:15,873 --> 00:15:18,375
Zack, this guy's giving
out Kelly's number, too.
332
00:15:18,509 --> 00:15:19,810
How come you're not mad?
333
00:15:19,910 --> 00:15:22,847
Oh, he was.
I mean he is.
334
00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:24,682
I mean he will be.
335
00:15:25,015 --> 00:15:27,852
I just don't think
violence is the answer.
336
00:15:27,952 --> 00:15:30,154
This whole thing could be
a misunderstanding.
337
00:15:30,254 --> 00:15:33,257
Yeah, well, he won't
misunderstand this.
338
00:15:39,029 --> 00:15:40,831
Do you think he's bluffing?
339
00:15:44,435 --> 00:15:47,338
I wonder how much Zack's making.
340
00:15:47,505 --> 00:15:49,874
You can bet it's
enough to buy a car.
341
00:15:50,207 --> 00:15:54,378
He'll be driving me to
school for the rest of his life.
342
00:15:54,478 --> 00:15:56,113
Shh! Here he comes.
343
00:15:56,647 --> 00:15:58,249
Hi, girls.
How you doing?
344
00:15:58,349 --> 00:15:59,416
Don't ask.
345
00:15:59,517 --> 00:16:00,451
Terrible.
346
00:16:00,551 --> 00:16:02,152
Why?
What's wrong?
347
00:16:02,419 --> 00:16:03,921
What's wrong?
348
00:16:04,054 --> 00:16:05,389
What's wrong?
349
00:16:05,489 --> 00:16:06,857
I'll tell you what's wrong.
350
00:16:06,924 --> 00:16:08,459
Whoever gave out
our phone numbers
351
00:16:08,559 --> 00:16:10,728
is completely
messing up our lives.
352
00:16:10,928 --> 00:16:13,497
I thought you were happy
because you got dates.
353
00:16:13,797 --> 00:16:17,868
I got so many calls,
my father took my phones.
354
00:16:18,369 --> 00:16:21,739
I'm sorry. Jessie, you
still getting calls, too?
355
00:16:21,906 --> 00:16:23,407
No, they've stopped.
356
00:16:23,507 --> 00:16:25,142
Is everything ok with Slater?
357
00:16:25,242 --> 00:16:27,111
No. He dumped me.
He's gone berserk.
358
00:16:27,211 --> 00:16:29,947
He's beating up every guy
he thinks likes me.
359
00:16:31,448 --> 00:16:35,019
Hey! What happened
to you guys?
360
00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:37,288
Slater thought we were
hitting on Jessie,
361
00:16:37,421 --> 00:16:39,123
so he starts hitting on us.
362
00:16:39,223 --> 00:16:41,592
I have incredible pain, too.
363
00:16:42,426 --> 00:16:44,228
[bell rings]
364
00:16:58,309 --> 00:17:00,811
Screech! Did Slater
do that to you?
365
00:17:00,878 --> 00:17:02,379
No. These are fakes.
366
00:17:02,513 --> 00:17:04,548
That way, Slater
will think he got me.
367
00:17:05,282 --> 00:17:07,217
Put one on.
You'll be safer.
368
00:17:08,419 --> 00:17:10,454
Attention, Zack Morris,
369
00:17:10,688 --> 00:17:13,057
this is your principal
Mr. Belding.
370
00:17:13,123 --> 00:17:16,260
Please report to my office
immediately.
371
00:17:16,360 --> 00:17:18,729
At least Slater
won't find me in there.
372
00:17:21,161 --> 00:17:22,362
[knock on door]
373
00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:23,584
Come in.
374
00:17:23,901 --> 00:17:25,135
You wanted to see me?
375
00:17:26,036 --> 00:17:28,772
The board wants to see
the yearbook tonight,
376
00:17:28,872 --> 00:17:31,942
so I'll need a
finished copy by 3:00.
377
00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:34,111
3:00? But, sir--
378
00:17:36,547 --> 00:17:39,216
Sir! What happened
to your eye?
379
00:17:39,283 --> 00:17:42,086
I had an unfortunate incident
with Slater this morning.
380
00:17:42,319 --> 00:17:44,555
The boy's out of control.
381
00:17:44,655 --> 00:17:45,956
[intercom buzzes]
382
00:17:47,691 --> 00:17:48,559
Yes?
383
00:17:48,626 --> 00:17:51,762
Mr. Belding, Kelly Kapowski
and Vince Montana are here.
384
00:17:51,929 --> 00:17:53,631
Vince Montana?
385
00:17:53,931 --> 00:17:56,800
Send them in. Just
take a second, Zack.
386
00:18:01,238 --> 00:18:02,473
What do you want?
387
00:18:05,909 --> 00:18:08,545
Kelly, what are you doing?
388
00:18:09,413 --> 00:18:11,982
The same thing
she was doing in class.
389
00:18:12,082 --> 00:18:14,785
They've been caught
making out all over school,
390
00:18:14,885 --> 00:18:16,987
and he doesn't go here.
391
00:18:17,354 --> 00:18:18,922
Kelly, you're my girlfriend.
392
00:18:19,023 --> 00:18:20,924
I meant to talk
to you about that.
393
00:18:21,025 --> 00:18:24,094
Vince called me.
You've been replaced.
394
00:18:24,328 --> 00:18:25,629
Who's the dweeb?
395
00:18:25,729 --> 00:18:27,464
Just some old mistake.
396
00:18:27,931 --> 00:18:29,233
I don't believe it.
397
00:18:29,333 --> 00:18:31,602
Get your hands off her!
398
00:18:32,670 --> 00:18:34,038
There you are, Zack.
399
00:18:34,138 --> 00:18:35,906
I've been looking
all over for you.
400
00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:37,274
Time out!
401
00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:40,953
Man, this is horrible.
402
00:18:41,211 --> 00:18:42,579
I just meant to get a car.
403
00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:44,114
If I don't get out of this,
404
00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:46,150
my life at Bayside is over.
405
00:18:52,956 --> 00:18:53,924
Time in.
406
00:18:53,991 --> 00:18:56,994
Ooh! Oh!
Mr. Belding, I'm sorry.
407
00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:01,999
Hey, guys.
What's up?
408
00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:05,402
Zack invited us all
to be here at 3:00.
409
00:19:05,469 --> 00:19:08,072
He's not here, and there's
no hors d'oeuvres.
410
00:19:08,205 --> 00:19:10,007
What kind of party is this?
411
00:19:10,374 --> 00:19:12,743
The way he disappeared
from your office, Mr. B,
412
00:19:12,843 --> 00:19:16,046
I'll be surprised if he
shows his face again.
413
00:19:23,353 --> 00:19:24,922
Screech, where's Zack?
414
00:19:25,022 --> 00:19:28,525
I think I'm supposed to
play this for everybody.
415
00:19:28,592 --> 00:19:29,860
What makes you think that?
416
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,762
It says, "play it
for everybody."
417
00:19:37,401 --> 00:19:39,303
Hi. I'm Zack Morris,
418
00:19:39,403 --> 00:19:41,472
sole member
of the slimeball team.
419
00:19:42,306 --> 00:19:44,675
I guess you know about
the video dating tape.
420
00:19:44,908 --> 00:19:46,043
I'm sorry.
421
00:19:46,143 --> 00:19:47,711
I never meant to hurt anybody.
422
00:19:49,279 --> 00:19:51,615
Kelly, you were right
to dump me.
423
00:19:51,715 --> 00:19:54,051
I don't deserve to have you
as my girlfriend,
424
00:19:54,485 --> 00:19:56,720
but then, neither does Vince.
425
00:19:57,588 --> 00:19:58,989
Screech.
426
00:20:01,658 --> 00:20:03,660
The friendship ring I gave him.
427
00:20:03,727 --> 00:20:05,028
Give her a tissue.
428
00:20:05,095 --> 00:20:06,396
OK, Zack.
429
00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:19,209
Ahem.
430
00:20:28,051 --> 00:20:30,053
Jessie, Mr. Belding,
431
00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:33,190
you trusted me to produce
Bayside's video yearbook.
432
00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:34,691
What were we thinking?
433
00:20:34,792 --> 00:20:36,326
What were you thinking?
434
00:20:37,027 --> 00:20:38,862
I'm sorry I betrayed your trust,
435
00:20:39,062 --> 00:20:40,898
but I finished the yearbook.
436
00:20:46,503 --> 00:20:48,472
As far as sales are concerned,
437
00:20:48,605 --> 00:20:50,541
I used the money
from the dating tapes
438
00:20:50,607 --> 00:20:53,343
to buy video yearbooks
for the whole school.
439
00:20:56,346 --> 00:20:57,614
Don't worry, Screech.
440
00:20:57,748 --> 00:20:59,416
They'll be delivered
Monday morning.
441
00:20:59,483 --> 00:21:01,385
I thought I lost them.
442
00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:04,321
I'm sorry for messing up
your lives,
443
00:21:04,421 --> 00:21:06,223
but you'll never see me again
444
00:21:06,323 --> 00:21:08,559
'cause I'm going
to a military school.
445
00:21:09,159 --> 00:21:11,261
Goodbye forever.
446
00:21:15,199 --> 00:21:18,302
I can't believe it!
He's finally gone!
447
00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:20,671
It's like a dream come true.
448
00:21:20,737 --> 00:21:22,105
Free at last.
449
00:21:22,206 --> 00:21:24,508
Yeah! All right! Whoo!
450
00:21:24,908 --> 00:21:27,144
I can't believe you guys!
451
00:21:28,345 --> 00:21:30,747
It's not like it's the worst
thing I've ever done.
452
00:21:30,848 --> 00:21:33,283
I said I'm sorry.
Even got you yearbooks.
453
00:21:33,350 --> 00:21:34,818
What do you want?
454
00:21:35,118 --> 00:21:37,287
[all]
Gotcha!
455
00:21:37,337 --> 00:21:41,887
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