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[bell rings]

? When I wake up in the morning and the alarm gives out a warning ?

? I don't think I'll ever make it on time ?

? By the time I grab my books and I give myself a look ?

? I'm at the corner just in time to see the bus fly by ?

? It's all right ?

? 'Cause I'm saved by the bell ?

? If the teacher pops a test I know I'm in a mess ?

? And my dog ate all my homework last night ?

? Ridin' low on my chair, she won't know that I'm there ?

? If I can hand it in tomorrow it will be all right ?

? It's all right ?

? 'Cause I'm saved by the bell... ?

? It's all right, 'cause I'm saved by the-- ?

? It's all right, 'cause I'm saved by the-- ?

? It's all right, 'cause I'm saved by the bell ?

I got to go.

Fonzie, Elvis, Marilyn Monroe --

the fifties were cool.

We're going to have a Sock Hop in the Max

and, like they said back then,

dig that crazy scene...

Whatever that means.

What's up, guys?

Hi, Zack.

What's up? What's new?

Hey, everybody.

Screech, what are you doing?

I'm practicing for the Sock Hop.

Duh.

Why don't you hop into the ocean?

Hi, Ginger.

Hi, guys.

Order real slow, OK?

? Sha doobie sha doom ?

? We'll have some burgers and a plate of fries ?

? Sha doobie sha doom ?

? Bring us five sodas ?

? Make 'em long in size ?

? Be ooh be ooh ?

? And that's our order for you ?

? Be ooh be ooh ?

? Ginger, my love ?

? Ginger, my love ?

[all] ? Ginger, my love ?

Wow! You guys ought to perform at the Sock Hop.

We're going to.

That's right. You're looking at the five aces.

Awesome. When you're famous,

I can say I used to mess up your orders.

She didn't even take our orders.

Hey, we're lucky she found our table.

My kid sister J.B. is home for a while.

I haven't seen her for a long time.

After boarding school, she spent the summer in Europe.

Europe? We know who's the favorite in your family.

I didn't know you had a sister. What's she like?

J.B.'s a real tomboy.

Just like you, Tori, not feminine at all.

Will somebody please hit him... hard?

Hi, Mr. Belding.

Jeez. Something wrong?

Mrs. B signed me up for a male sensitivity seminar.

You don't need that.

You're already very sensitive.

Why, thank you, Screech.

Aah!

See?

Anyway, I got to waste a weekend sitting around with guys,

getting in touch with my feelings.

What a bunch of hooey.

Poor Mr. B.

I don't know, I think guys could be

more in touch with their feelings.

No, no, no. Don't give me that.

Guys are just as sensitive as girls.

- That's right. - Ha!

Whoa. Check that out.

Uhh. She is one hot babe.

Hubba hubba.

And may I add, hubba? Hubba.

Oh, yeah. Really sensitive.

The three barbarians.

I'd treat her like a lady.

I'd take her out to dinner, maybe a drive-in movie...

And steam up the windows.

Wait. Then how would you be able to see the movie?

Wow, I see a chick that's even hotter.

Hey, that's no chick.

That's my sister.

That's J.B.?

She's changed.

Hi, A.C. Zack, hi!

Hi.

Hi, Lisa.

Hi, J.B.

How you doing, Screech?

Oh, I'm ok, but I got this bunion.

It...

Honey, you've really grown up.

Yeah. You're a girl now.

Hey, there's still hope for you.

Bug off, bug.

I'm Tori.

It's OK. I'm used to it from these guys.

Hi.

Wrestling practice starts soon.

You'll finally see me in action.

OK. I hope I'll see you all later.

Let's go.

Wait up.

I want to see Slater in action, too.

Preppie, I've been wrestling for four years,

and you've never come to practice once.

I know. I've been a very bad friend.

So, I guess private school must be pretty cool, huh?

It's OK.

Last semester was tough 'cause I broke up with my boyfriend.

You had a boyfriend?

Yeah. Is that so hard to believe?

No. I didn't mean that.

It's just you didn't have a boyfriend when I knew you before.

That was some time ago. I've grown up.

Oh, so I've noticed.

Hey! Did you see that throw?

You see that, J.B.?

Oh, yeah. Great!

Why don't you do it again, Slater?

[blows whistle]

So what about you, Zack?

You always had a lot of girlfriends.

Oh, not that many, really.

You going with anyone now?

No, no, just sort of playing the field.

You know...

Me, too.

I hope this is over soon. It's boring.

I'm getting hungry.

Oh, yeah? Let's go to the Max later.

I'd love that,

but why wait?

Hey, where are you guys going?

Whoa!

[blows whistle]

I can see it now.

Zack Morris dates best friend's sister.

Lisa, I don't have a sister.

Not you, pinhead. Slater's sister.

What does Slater have to say about this?

Well, I haven't told him yet.

You think it would bother him?

Why should it?

You're his best friend.

Hey, what's up?

I was just telling them

I'm going to ask out J.B.

J.B.?

Yeah. I told Zack you'd be happy about it.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm thrilled.

Great.

I got to get to class. See you guys later.

Zack, I want tons of details.

Why are you frowning?

I thought you were thrilled.

Thrilled? Are you crazy?

I can't let my sister date Zack.

His lips are busier than mine.

I've got to stop this.

OK, you know what to do, right?

Right, but why don't you want J.B. to date Zack?

Would you want him dating your sister?

I don't have a sister.

How would you feel if you did have a sister?

I'd be happy. I hate being an only child.

Look, just ask her out before Zack does, OK?

OK, but why me?

What do you do when you get a girl alone?

I show her my bug collection, of course.

That's why.

All right, here she comes, Screech.

Impress her.

Hi, bro. Hi, Screech.

- Hey, guys. - Hey, Tori.

J.B., do you like grasshoppers,

beetles, wasps?

No! Yuck.

Hmm...

Well, what is your favorite insect?

A dead one.

Wow. You know, J.B.,

I don't think you and I are compatible.

You'd be much better off with a guy like Zack.

Hi, everybody.

J.B., I have been looking for you.

Want to go to the movies with me tonight?

I'd love to.

That's a better match, don't you think?

Hey, me and Tori can go along.

"Me and Tori"? Slater, when did we start dating?

Since they did.

I mean, I think it'd be fun,

just the four of us.

What do you say, Tori?

Well, sure. I guess.

All right. I'll drive, OK?

OK by me. We'll take the back seat.

If we go out again,

I drive, or we meet at the theater.

Guess it was bumpy.

Bumpy? I banged my head so much, I almost gave you a sunroof.

Whenever I put my arm around J.B.,

you made a sharp turn or a sudden stop.

Sorry.

Let's just sit down.

OK. Ahh, man. Ohh!

Slater, what are you doing?

You expect me to watch the movie standing up?

You're my date. You should sit with me.

Oh.

Right.

[groan]

[music plays]

You want some popcorn?

No. We've got our own. Thanks.

Could I have some popcorn, please?

Would you leave them alone?

My mother told me to watch over my little sister.

Someone should watch over you.

Just sit back and relax.

[gags]

What's wrong?

Popcorn. It's stuck.

Oh, no! Somebody do something!

Come on. Cough it up.

I better give him a heimlich.

Ow.

You OK?

Oh, I don't know.

I feel really shook up.

Maybe we should take him home.

Oh, no. I'd hate for you to do that.

OK. We'll stay.

But maybe it is the best thing.

So Slater wrecked the date?

He is really uptight about Zack and J.B.

I think he even faked choking on that popcorn

just so we'd have to take him home.

- No! - Yes.

I called him up and told him off.

I bet he comes in today feeling bad.

[whistling]

Good morning, everybody.

Come on, Slater. Cheer up.

[whistling]

So, Slater, I hear you haven't exactly been playing Cupid.

Lisa, you lovable little gossip,

you've been talking to Tori.

But it doesn't matter. It's all over.

I guess some couples just aren't meant to be.

Slater, are you feeling better?

Much better. Thanks.

I'm sorry I ruined your date.

Forget it. There'll be other dates.

Yeah, and other girls.

No. I mean with J.B.

I asked her to the Sock Hop.

You did?

Yeah.

She's really excited about seeing us perform.

You already took her out. You'll be bored.

No. She's really smart, besides being beautiful.

I like her a lot.

The gossip mill's going to be grinding on this one.

Call me crazy, but Zack might become your brother-in-law.

Zachary...

A.C...

Samuel...

I love you.

Eww.

Mr. Belding, you feeling OK?

Better than ever.

I went to that male sensitivity seminar,

and I got in touch with my-- my--

my emotional center,

and now it is just bursting to get out.

If you have to throw up, use the bathroom!

You don't understand,

but you will.

Today, during your gym class,

we're going to have our own male bonding group.

So, instead of just exercising our bodies,

we're going to exercise our emotions.

Do you have to wear shorts for that?

Eeeeeyaaaah!

Men, I greet you with a primal scream.

We need to tap into our primitive masculine selves.

So we have to dress like Fred Flintstone?

Come on, Pete. Light the fire.

Uh, Mr. Belding--

Rule number one --

only the man holding this stick

is allowed to talk.

But you should feel free to express your emotions,

so share your feelings with us, Zack.

I think you're nuts, sir.

OK, that's one feeling.

Anyone else want to share?

Oh, come on.

Anything that's bothering you.

Yeah. OK.

I-- I feel burdened by my vast intelligence.

Good, good. Now who's next?

I feel the same way.

It's hard being an intellectual giant.

Right on, brain brother.

Everyone picks on us and shoves our faces in Jell-o.

It's petty jealousy, but it hurts.

Excellent. Confront your pain.

Now who else?

You guys are lucky.

People think you're smart.

Everyone thinks I'm a dumb jock,

even though I know the capitals of all 48 states.

Wait a minute.

You mean jocks hurt, too?

You don't know the torture.

The bigger we are, the harder we cry.

Wow. We're so different,

yet so similar.

I feel strangely close to you.

Come here, you big galoot.

I'll never call you a dork again.

An emotional bond has been made.

Who's going to share next?

[clears throat]

Slater, how about you?

Nah. Some other time.

Now's the time, son --

while you're with your friends.

Go ahead, Slater. Let it out.

You think I'm with my friends, Mr. B?

I'm not so sure.

I don't think a friend abuses his friendship.

Oh, I sense anger.

Feel it. Feel.

[all] Feel! Feel! Feel!

I trusted this friend,

and he went behind my back.

That really burns me up.

[all] Feel! Feel!

I've had it with this bozo!

I'm so mad at this guy,

I could punch his lights out!

Who is he?

You, slimeball!

Go ahead, take J.B. to the Sock Hop.

I won't be there.

Wow, this thing really works.

[rattling]

Zack,

don't get me wrong.

I mean, I love being with you,

but you seem a little out of it tonight.

Is something wrong?

No.

No. I'm fine.

I'm fine. Really.

And, uh... I love being with you.

Don't touch my sister.

What is it?

Uh... nothing.

Nothing.

Some friend you are.

What's the matter? Tell me.

Nothing.

Come on, Zack.

All right. All right.

Slater's really upset about me going out with you.

Well, it's really none of his business.

J.B., it's not that simple.

He's one of my best friends,

and that's why it's making this really hard.

Maybe it's not going to work out between us.

Maybe I should take you home.

[starts engine]

Zack, are you serious?

Yeah.

Maybe we shouldn't go to the Sock Hop together, either.

[blows whistle]

We need to talk.

Huh?

Ohh!

[blows whistle]

Ahh.

You really have a bad effect on my wrestling.

Zack doesn't want to date me anymore because of you.

Relax. That's good news.

Not for me.

You don't know Zack well.

I know I liked him and you ruined it.

Look, you're my kid sister.

I'm just trying to protect you.

No. You're trying to run my life.

I'm not a little kid anymore, understand?

From now on, butt out!

[music playing]

Oh, like, hi, you hip cats.

I hear your group is short a bass man.

Well, dig this.

? Bum bum bum bum ?

? Dang dang dang dang ?

? Yippity yip a ramalama ding dong ?

We've decided to perform without a bass man.

But--

But we'll keep you in mind for future gigs.

Later, daddy-o.

Hi, Zack.

Hi.

This is a party. Cheer up.

Yeah. J.B.'s over there.

Why don't you ask her to dance?

No, I can't.

It would be like dancing with Slater.

- Huh? - Trust me.

Speaking of Slater...

I hope he's not here to cause trouble.

[clears throat]

Are you spying on me? Don't worry.

Zack hasn't come near me all night thanks to you.

Come with me. Please?

Hi, Slater,

J.B.

I've got something to say to you two.

I'm sorry.

J.B., you're a big girl now.

You're old enough to do what you want.

I was wrong to mess things up.

Zack, you're my best buddy,

and if my sister wants to date you,

she could do worse.

Thanks.

Just watch out at the drive-in.

They don't call him "steam-up-the-windows Morris" for nothing.

You guys...

Way to express those emotions.

Can you feel it?

Another connection was made.

Feel.

Feel.

- Feel-- - Feel this.

Guys, now that we've got our bass man back,

let's perform.

All right! Let's do it!

Whoo!

All right, you crazy cats,

it's to flip your lids!

So here they are, The Five Aces!

? Ba dum ?

? Dum dum dum dum dum ?

? Dum de doo be ?

? Dum dum dum dum dum ?

? Dum de doo be ?

? Dum dum dum dum dum ?

? Dum de doo be dum ?

? Waa waa waa waa ?

? Well, I love, love you, darlin' ?

? Come and go with me ?

? Please don't send me ?

? Way beyond the sea ?

? I need you, darlin' ?

? So come go with me ?

? Waa waa waa waa ?

? Doo be doo be doo be ?

? Yes, I need you ?

? Yes, I really need you ?

? Please say you'll never leave me ?

? Well, you say you never ?

? Yes, you really never ?

? Never give me a ?

- ? Chance ? - ? Aah ?

? Dum dum dum dum ?

? Come into my heart ?

? Tell me, darlin' ?

? We will never part ?

? I need you, darlin' ?

? So come go with me ?

? Dum de doo be ?

? Come on, go with me ?

? Dum de doo be waa waa ?

? Come on, go with me ?

? Dum de doo be ?

? Come on, go with me ?

? Waa waa waa waa ??

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