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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,869 --> 00:00:03,303 [bell rings] 2 00:00:03,470 --> 00:00:06,774 ? When I wake up in the morning and the alarm gives out a warning ? 3 00:00:06,940 --> 00:00:09,676 ? I don't think I'll ever make it on time ? 4 00:00:09,843 --> 00:00:12,579 ? By the time I grab my books and I give myself a look ? 5 00:00:12,646 --> 00:00:16,183 ? I'm at the corner just in time to see the bus fly by ? 6 00:00:16,250 --> 00:00:18,018 ? It's all right ? 7 00:00:18,085 --> 00:00:20,687 ? 'Cause I'm saved by the bell ? 8 00:00:21,922 --> 00:00:24,925 ? If the teacher pops a test I know I'm in a mess ? 9 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:27,828 ? And my dog ate all my homework last night ? 10 00:00:27,961 --> 00:00:30,864 ? Ridin' low on my chair, she won't know that I'm there ? 11 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:34,368 ? If I can hand it in tomorrow it will be all right ? 12 00:00:34,568 --> 00:00:36,236 ? It's all right ? 13 00:00:36,336 --> 00:00:39,106 ? 'Cause I'm saved by the bell... ? 14 00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:55,789 ? It's all right, 'cause I'm saved by the-- ? 15 00:00:55,923 --> 00:00:58,692 ? It's all right, 'cause I'm saved by the-- ? 16 00:00:58,792 --> 00:01:03,197 ? It's all right, 'cause I'm saved by the bell ? 17 00:01:17,355 --> 00:01:20,358 All right, Lisa, let's practice for the Academic Bowl. 18 00:01:20,492 --> 00:01:21,660 First question-- 19 00:01:21,793 --> 00:01:24,262 what's the zip code of Northern Zimbabwe? 20 00:01:24,910 --> 00:01:26,378 90210? 21 00:01:27,966 --> 00:01:30,869 Buzz! Wrong answer. That would be Zimbabwe Hills. 22 00:01:31,169 --> 00:01:33,238 What kind of stupid question is that? 23 00:01:33,338 --> 00:01:35,040 You've got to know everything. 24 00:01:35,106 --> 00:01:37,642 It's the Academic Bowl, not Wheel of Fortune. 25 00:01:39,010 --> 00:01:42,280 Guys, guess where Slater and I are going Friday? 26 00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:44,349 Here's a hint. It's big and white. 27 00:01:44,449 --> 00:01:46,284 You need a lift ticket to get to the top. 28 00:01:46,384 --> 00:01:48,486 The Matterhorn at Disneyland? 29 00:01:49,421 --> 00:01:52,424 No. Skiing at Big Bear Mountain. 30 00:01:52,557 --> 00:01:53,625 It's winter break. 31 00:01:53,725 --> 00:01:55,961 And the slopes will be packed with ski bunnies. 32 00:01:56,061 --> 00:01:57,729 Wow! Bunnies and bears. 33 00:01:57,862 --> 00:01:59,297 Can I go? 34 00:01:59,831 --> 00:02:03,034 Take him. Maybe he'll get eaten by a bear. 35 00:02:03,902 --> 00:02:05,837 OK. You can carry my skis. 36 00:02:06,104 --> 00:02:09,174 How are you going to cut school without Belding knowing? 37 00:02:09,274 --> 00:02:12,510 You are talking to Zack Morris. 38 00:02:12,577 --> 00:02:15,013 Getting out of school is my middle name. 39 00:02:15,880 --> 00:02:17,882 How are we getting out of school? 40 00:02:18,350 --> 00:02:19,884 I have no idea. 41 00:02:20,986 --> 00:02:22,587 Here you go, Screech. 42 00:02:22,687 --> 00:02:24,556 Orange juice, extra pulp, 43 00:02:24,689 --> 00:02:26,124 oatmeal, lumpy... 44 00:02:26,224 --> 00:02:28,393 And scrambled eggs, runny. 45 00:02:28,994 --> 00:02:31,096 You forgot my burnt toast. 46 00:02:31,196 --> 00:02:33,164 Don't push it, little man. 47 00:02:33,431 --> 00:02:34,733 Can I get you guys something? 48 00:02:34,833 --> 00:02:36,735 Yes, another waitress. You're rude. 49 00:02:39,004 --> 00:02:41,506 How do you like filling in for Kelly? 50 00:02:41,606 --> 00:02:44,409 Well, I hate wearing this demeaning sexist uniform. 51 00:02:44,509 --> 00:02:46,011 But the tips are great. 52 00:02:46,111 --> 00:02:49,180 How are you going to practice for the Academic Bowl and still work? 53 00:02:49,280 --> 00:02:51,349 Are you kidding? Ask me anything. 54 00:02:51,416 --> 00:02:55,620 OK, what's the zip code of Northern Zimbabwe? 55 00:02:55,720 --> 00:02:57,989 Easy. KR137X. 56 00:02:58,089 --> 00:03:00,325 I've got toast burning. Bye. 57 00:03:02,193 --> 00:03:04,462 Smart chick. Lousy attitude. 58 00:03:04,562 --> 00:03:07,298 Wish she had the answer for getting out of school Friday. 59 00:03:07,499 --> 00:03:09,868 Too bad the teachers' contract talks are going well. 60 00:03:09,934 --> 00:03:12,437 If there's a strike, there'd be no school. 61 00:03:14,339 --> 00:03:17,509 Sometimes the biggest dorks have the best ideas. 62 00:03:19,811 --> 00:03:22,347 Tuttle, all these demands seem reasonable-- 63 00:03:22,447 --> 00:03:24,883 "salary hike, better hours, 64 00:03:25,417 --> 00:03:27,185 larger lunch portions"? 65 00:03:27,385 --> 00:03:30,922 Well, that would be a personal favor, of course. 66 00:03:31,022 --> 00:03:32,323 Of course. 67 00:03:32,424 --> 00:03:34,926 I want you to spread the word. 68 00:03:34,993 --> 00:03:37,062 Dick Belding is on the teachers' team. 69 00:03:37,128 --> 00:03:38,563 He doesn't want a strike. 70 00:03:38,663 --> 00:03:40,265 Solidarity, brother. 71 00:03:40,365 --> 00:03:41,966 Solidarity, brother. 72 00:03:42,067 --> 00:03:43,535 All right. 73 00:03:47,972 --> 00:03:51,076 Ready for your interview for the school paper, Mr. B? 74 00:03:51,176 --> 00:03:52,343 Interview? 75 00:03:52,444 --> 00:03:53,611 Remember? 76 00:03:53,678 --> 00:03:55,413 Every year before the Academic Bowl, 77 00:03:55,513 --> 00:03:58,850 you provide a few inspirational comments for the school paper. 78 00:03:59,150 --> 00:04:02,087 We'll turn those comments into a teacher's strike. 79 00:04:02,687 --> 00:04:03,788 What was that? 80 00:04:03,888 --> 00:04:04,856 Sound check. 81 00:04:04,956 --> 00:04:06,658 - Sounds good. - OK. 82 00:04:06,891 --> 00:04:09,094 Now, Mr. Belding... 83 00:04:09,204 --> 00:04:12,430 Bayside's academic team is winless in Bowl competition. 84 00:04:12,530 --> 00:04:15,266 Does this losing tradition concern you? 85 00:04:15,600 --> 00:04:16,935 Ahem. 86 00:04:17,035 --> 00:04:18,436 Heck, no. 87 00:04:20,305 --> 00:04:23,808 Sir, we need a little more inspiration. 88 00:04:23,908 --> 00:04:25,143 Oh. 89 00:04:25,710 --> 00:04:27,545 We're going to crush them! 90 00:04:27,645 --> 00:04:30,815 Spineless jellyfish never put up much of a fight. 91 00:04:31,049 --> 00:04:31,983 How's that? 92 00:04:32,083 --> 00:04:33,184 Perfect, Mr. B. 93 00:04:33,284 --> 00:04:34,519 Just one more thing. 94 00:04:34,619 --> 00:04:36,821 Valley's principal says you're over the hill. 95 00:04:36,921 --> 00:04:38,456 What do you think of that? 96 00:04:38,790 --> 00:04:40,558 That incompetent bozo. 97 00:04:40,658 --> 00:04:43,027 He should have been fired years ago. 98 00:04:43,528 --> 00:04:44,929 Did you get all that? 99 00:04:45,029 --> 00:04:46,664 Every last word. 100 00:04:48,466 --> 00:04:49,801 Remember, people, 101 00:04:49,901 --> 00:04:52,437 be confident, be quick, and most of all, 102 00:04:52,537 --> 00:04:53,838 be correct. 103 00:04:53,907 --> 00:04:54,839 Ready? 104 00:04:54,911 --> 00:04:56,112 - Ready! - Ready! 105 00:04:56,674 --> 00:04:59,277 Name the city that was once called New Amsterdam. 106 00:04:59,322 --> 00:05:00,190 [buzzer] 107 00:05:00,237 --> 00:05:01,112 New York. 108 00:05:01,175 --> 00:05:02,214 Correct. 109 00:05:02,347 --> 00:05:04,983 Captain John Smith was said to have been saved by-- 110 00:05:05,083 --> 00:05:06,117 [buzzer] 111 00:05:06,217 --> 00:05:07,485 Pocahontas. 112 00:05:07,752 --> 00:05:09,254 Correct. 113 00:05:09,621 --> 00:05:11,789 Who was the first person to walk-- 114 00:05:11,890 --> 00:05:13,057 [buzzer] 115 00:05:13,158 --> 00:05:14,559 Neil Armstrong. 116 00:05:14,659 --> 00:05:15,960 On the moon. 117 00:05:16,060 --> 00:05:17,428 Correct again. 118 00:05:17,495 --> 00:05:18,963 OK. Next question. 119 00:05:20,732 --> 00:05:22,901 Mr. Tuttle, we are on the team, too. 120 00:05:23,001 --> 00:05:25,370 Screech buzzes in before we hear the question. 121 00:05:25,436 --> 00:05:27,705 Yeah. How can we practice? 122 00:05:27,805 --> 00:05:30,241 Now, girls, quit complaining. 123 00:05:30,375 --> 00:05:34,012 Screech is exactly the kind of crafty genius you'll be up against. 124 00:05:34,112 --> 00:05:36,414 Yeah. Don't bruise the genius. 125 00:05:37,148 --> 00:05:40,985 Can we get an update on the teachers' contract for the school paper? 126 00:05:41,119 --> 00:05:42,587 Absolutely. 127 00:05:42,687 --> 00:05:44,689 OK, bowlers, brain break. 128 00:05:44,756 --> 00:05:47,625 This gives us a chance to discuss our strategy 129 00:05:47,692 --> 00:05:49,661 with our genius captain. 130 00:05:49,761 --> 00:05:51,996 Yeah. Come with us, captain. 131 00:05:52,096 --> 00:05:53,431 Yikes! 132 00:05:56,734 --> 00:05:59,637 It'll just be a second. I have to cue the tape. 133 00:05:59,737 --> 00:06:00,705 Fine. 134 00:06:00,805 --> 00:06:04,609 Mr. Belding, are you concerned about the threat of a teachers' strike? 135 00:06:04,709 --> 00:06:07,512 Heck, no. We're going to crush them. 136 00:06:07,612 --> 00:06:10,715 Spineless jellyfish never put up much of a fight. 137 00:06:10,949 --> 00:06:14,252 Sorry. That was a previous interview with Mr. Belding. 138 00:06:14,352 --> 00:06:15,520 I'll fast forward to-- 139 00:06:15,620 --> 00:06:18,756 No, no, no, no! I want to hear this. 140 00:06:19,324 --> 00:06:21,626 Well, what's wrong with Union President Tuttle? 141 00:06:21,726 --> 00:06:23,161 That incompetent bozo? 142 00:06:23,261 --> 00:06:25,396 He should have been fired years ago. 143 00:06:25,797 --> 00:06:26,965 Incompetent? 144 00:06:27,065 --> 00:06:28,199 Bozo? 145 00:06:28,299 --> 00:06:29,434 Fired? 146 00:06:29,534 --> 00:06:31,703 Well, we'll see about that! 147 00:06:38,843 --> 00:06:40,278 He said what? 148 00:06:40,378 --> 00:06:42,146 That double-crosser called us 149 00:06:42,247 --> 00:06:44,482 spineless, incompetent jellyfish! 150 00:06:44,582 --> 00:06:46,484 This is an outrage. 151 00:06:46,618 --> 00:06:48,219 I never trusted him. 152 00:06:48,319 --> 00:06:50,421 I knew he was covering something. 153 00:06:50,521 --> 00:06:51,856 Follow me. 154 00:06:56,527 --> 00:06:59,530 OK, Belding. Show your face. 155 00:07:01,733 --> 00:07:02,900 Something wrong? 156 00:07:03,001 --> 00:07:05,403 Have you told the teachers how I feel about them? 157 00:07:05,937 --> 00:07:08,573 Yes, and our response is unanimous. 158 00:07:08,673 --> 00:07:10,475 [all] We strike! 159 00:07:11,776 --> 00:07:12,777 They strike. 160 00:07:12,944 --> 00:07:14,345 While we go skiing. 161 00:07:21,953 --> 00:07:23,221 Bye, Gretchen. 162 00:07:23,321 --> 00:07:24,922 Bye, Inga. 163 00:07:25,023 --> 00:07:26,324 - Mm-wa! - Mm-wa! 164 00:07:31,262 --> 00:07:32,997 Hey, guys, how was skiing? 165 00:07:33,097 --> 00:07:35,333 Skiing? Looked like fun. 166 00:07:36,734 --> 00:07:39,971 He was too busy with Gretchen to even go outside. 167 00:07:40,071 --> 00:07:42,206 Hey, man, snow was cold. 168 00:07:43,474 --> 00:07:44,842 Where's Screech? 169 00:07:45,043 --> 00:07:46,210 He's where he's supposed to be, 170 00:07:46,311 --> 00:07:47,679 bringing in our luggage. 171 00:07:55,920 --> 00:07:57,355 Aah! 172 00:08:00,024 --> 00:08:01,492 Screech, are you ok? 173 00:08:01,592 --> 00:08:02,994 Oh, Screech. 174 00:08:03,094 --> 00:08:04,262 Yeah, I'm fine. 175 00:08:04,369 --> 00:08:06,137 Luckily, I landed on my head. 176 00:08:06,464 --> 00:08:08,132 Are you sure you're OK, Screech? 177 00:08:08,232 --> 00:08:10,535 The Academic Bowl's in a few days. 178 00:08:10,768 --> 00:08:12,070 He's fine. 179 00:08:12,170 --> 00:08:14,939 He got sniffles from skiing in his underwear. 180 00:08:15,139 --> 00:08:16,808 Why did you do that? 181 00:08:16,908 --> 00:08:18,409 I forgot my pajamas. 182 00:08:18,509 --> 00:08:20,111 You ski in pajamas? 183 00:08:20,178 --> 00:08:21,379 Why would I do that? 184 00:08:21,479 --> 00:08:23,247 Then I'd have nothing to sleep in at night. 185 00:08:24,282 --> 00:08:27,318 Stop. Screech went to use the bathroom, 186 00:08:27,418 --> 00:08:29,253 opened the patio door by mistake, 187 00:08:29,354 --> 00:08:31,356 and a gust of wind sent him airborne. 188 00:08:31,422 --> 00:08:32,790 When we found him, 189 00:08:32,857 --> 00:08:34,992 he qualified for the Polish ski team. 190 00:08:35,693 --> 00:08:37,095 I'm glad you're OK. 191 00:08:37,161 --> 00:08:39,230 We've got Academic Bowl practice soon. 192 00:08:39,297 --> 00:08:41,933 You're going to school when you don't have to? 193 00:08:42,033 --> 00:08:43,234 That's sick. 194 00:08:43,334 --> 00:08:46,037 You'll be going to school with us tomorrow 195 00:08:46,104 --> 00:08:49,440 because Belding and Tuttle are settling the strike. 196 00:08:50,475 --> 00:08:51,976 I don't like how this sounds. 197 00:08:52,076 --> 00:08:53,244 Me, neither. 198 00:08:54,178 --> 00:08:55,713 Ha ha ha! 199 00:08:56,481 --> 00:08:58,916 I'm glad we're able to clear things up. 200 00:08:59,016 --> 00:09:00,485 I agree, Mr. Belding. 201 00:09:00,585 --> 00:09:01,986 The strike is over. 202 00:09:02,086 --> 00:09:03,287 All right. 203 00:09:03,388 --> 00:09:05,456 I guess Belding was right about the teachers 204 00:09:05,556 --> 00:09:07,291 not putting up much of a fight, huh, Slater? 205 00:09:07,392 --> 00:09:09,093 Yeah. They are spineless. 206 00:09:09,827 --> 00:09:11,195 Spineless? 207 00:09:11,429 --> 00:09:13,931 Well, we fought for and won every demand. 208 00:09:14,031 --> 00:09:17,668 You only asked for more money and better hours. 209 00:09:17,769 --> 00:09:18,936 What else is there? 210 00:09:19,036 --> 00:09:21,672 Just a little something called respect. 211 00:09:21,739 --> 00:09:22,940 Respect? 212 00:09:23,074 --> 00:09:24,275 Respect. 213 00:09:24,375 --> 00:09:27,478 Like having a parking space near your classroom. 214 00:09:27,612 --> 00:09:28,780 No respect. 215 00:09:28,880 --> 00:09:31,282 A teachers' lounge to relax in. 216 00:09:31,382 --> 00:09:32,617 No respect. 217 00:09:33,584 --> 00:09:35,219 Happier with money? Take it. 218 00:09:35,319 --> 00:09:36,954 I'm only a student. What do I know? 219 00:09:37,054 --> 00:09:39,891 You are wise beyond your years. 220 00:09:40,258 --> 00:09:41,526 Excuse me. 221 00:09:41,626 --> 00:09:43,828 I have some jellyfish to fry! 222 00:09:43,961 --> 00:09:45,163 Oh, go. 223 00:09:50,568 --> 00:09:51,636 Mr. Tuttle? 224 00:09:51,769 --> 00:09:53,070 Nice try, Belding. 225 00:09:53,171 --> 00:09:55,473 The teachers demand respect. 226 00:09:55,673 --> 00:09:56,774 What do you mean? 227 00:09:56,841 --> 00:09:58,576 Don't play dumb. 228 00:09:58,676 --> 00:10:00,945 We'll see you on the picket line! 229 00:10:01,279 --> 00:10:02,447 But... 230 00:10:02,914 --> 00:10:03,915 What happened? 231 00:10:04,015 --> 00:10:06,117 I thought you had things worked out. 232 00:10:06,217 --> 00:10:07,485 So did I. 233 00:10:07,585 --> 00:10:10,321 This strike could go on a few more days? 234 00:10:10,421 --> 00:10:13,057 It could go on all semester. 235 00:10:13,391 --> 00:10:15,560 What about the Academic Bowl next week? 236 00:10:15,626 --> 00:10:18,396 If the teachers vote to stay out on strike tonight, 237 00:10:18,463 --> 00:10:21,032 it means no school and no Academic Bowl. 238 00:10:21,132 --> 00:10:22,633 I'm sorry. 239 00:10:24,302 --> 00:10:25,770 No Academic Bowl? 240 00:10:25,870 --> 00:10:26,871 Uh-huh. 241 00:10:26,938 --> 00:10:30,041 Thanks. Now all that hard work is down the drain! 242 00:10:30,308 --> 00:10:32,043 No Academic Bowl? 243 00:10:32,143 --> 00:10:34,879 Some friends. You don't care who you hurt. 244 00:10:35,012 --> 00:10:36,914 No Academic Bowl? 245 00:10:48,793 --> 00:10:50,795 Ladies and gentlemen, 246 00:10:50,995 --> 00:10:55,166 I spoke to the school board, and I have good news and bad news. 247 00:10:55,533 --> 00:10:59,904 The good news is they listened to all your demands. 248 00:11:00,938 --> 00:11:04,141 The bad news is, they said, "no way. Forget it." 249 00:11:06,377 --> 00:11:08,179 Then we strike. 250 00:11:08,279 --> 00:11:10,715 Now, hold on. Hold on, now. 251 00:11:10,815 --> 00:11:12,183 Be reasonable. 252 00:11:12,283 --> 00:11:14,318 This looks bad for the school. 253 00:11:14,418 --> 00:11:16,254 It doesn't bother me. 254 00:11:16,354 --> 00:11:17,889 Well it bothers me. 255 00:11:17,955 --> 00:11:19,924 I don't want to be known as the only principal 256 00:11:19,991 --> 00:11:21,993 who can't get along with his teachers. 257 00:11:22,493 --> 00:11:23,861 Hey, wait. 258 00:11:23,928 --> 00:11:26,564 You didn't let Mr. Belding finish. 259 00:11:26,631 --> 00:11:29,333 Since the school board wouldn't meet your demands, 260 00:11:29,433 --> 00:11:32,370 Mr. Belding came up with his own proposal. 261 00:11:32,470 --> 00:11:33,604 I did? 262 00:11:33,704 --> 00:11:36,908 Yes. Remember? You asked us to type it up. 263 00:11:37,008 --> 00:11:38,109 I did? 264 00:11:38,209 --> 00:11:39,977 I'll read it to help jog your memory. 265 00:11:40,225 --> 00:11:41,412 All right. 266 00:11:41,470 --> 00:11:43,439 Item 1 -- teacher's lounge. 267 00:11:43,548 --> 00:11:44,982 Since there is no lounge, 268 00:11:45,043 --> 00:11:46,884 Mr. Belding will provide his office 269 00:11:46,984 --> 00:11:50,154 during odd periods for teachers to relax. 270 00:11:52,590 --> 00:11:55,192 Your office is so ugly, they won't stay long. 271 00:11:56,193 --> 00:11:58,496 Item 2 -- parking spaces. 272 00:11:58,596 --> 00:12:03,334 Mr. Belding volunteers to give up his space and park with the students. 273 00:12:03,434 --> 00:12:07,572 This way, every teacher will be one space closer to the school. 274 00:12:07,672 --> 00:12:08,973 That's pretty good, huh? 275 00:12:09,073 --> 00:12:10,308 Yeah! Great! 276 00:12:10,408 --> 00:12:11,442 Good one. 277 00:12:11,542 --> 00:12:12,910 Absolutely not. 278 00:12:13,044 --> 00:12:15,346 I refuse to ride that smelly shuttle bus. 279 00:12:15,446 --> 00:12:18,182 Don't worry. We'll save you a window seat. 280 00:12:18,883 --> 00:12:22,353 Finally, Mr. Belding will use his annual bonus 281 00:12:22,420 --> 00:12:24,822 to pay for the faculty Christmas party. 282 00:12:24,922 --> 00:12:26,223 You got to respect that. 283 00:12:26,290 --> 00:12:27,258 Huh? 284 00:12:27,358 --> 00:12:28,459 All right! 285 00:12:28,559 --> 00:12:30,027 Yeah! Wonderful! 286 00:12:30,127 --> 00:12:31,262 That's right. 287 00:12:31,329 --> 00:12:32,663 We accept. 288 00:12:32,730 --> 00:12:36,067 The teachers are back to work as of tomorrow! 289 00:12:39,070 --> 00:12:40,771 Mr. Tuttle, welcome back. 290 00:12:40,871 --> 00:12:44,241 Well, are you ready to bone up for the Bowl? 291 00:12:44,342 --> 00:12:45,476 Test us. 292 00:12:45,576 --> 00:12:47,578 I've got an itchy buzzer finger. 293 00:12:47,745 --> 00:12:50,147 I'm glad the Academic Bowl wasn't canceled. 294 00:12:50,247 --> 00:12:51,682 So am I. 295 00:12:51,749 --> 00:12:54,518 The hard work you've put in will be the winning complement 296 00:12:54,585 --> 00:12:56,587 to Screech's brainy energy. 297 00:12:56,687 --> 00:12:58,122 Let's begin. 298 00:13:00,725 --> 00:13:02,326 [blows nose loudly] 299 00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:04,695 Screech, are you OK? 300 00:13:04,795 --> 00:13:06,664 Oh, yeah, I'm fine. 301 00:13:06,764 --> 00:13:08,099 [coughs] 302 00:13:09,333 --> 00:13:11,168 Just a little head cold. 303 00:13:11,435 --> 00:13:12,703 Ah-choo! 304 00:13:14,372 --> 00:13:17,742 Mr. Screech, are you sure you're feeling up to this? 305 00:13:17,842 --> 00:13:19,810 Yes. Positive. 306 00:13:19,977 --> 00:13:21,445 Ah-choo! 307 00:13:22,213 --> 00:13:23,981 All right, let's begin. 308 00:13:24,081 --> 00:13:25,883 Uh, question 1 -- 309 00:13:25,983 --> 00:13:29,387 what are the two chief classes of nebulae? 310 00:13:31,322 --> 00:13:32,490 [imitates buzzer] 311 00:13:32,590 --> 00:13:34,558 Emissions and reflection. 312 00:13:38,529 --> 00:13:39,930 Mr. Tuttle, he's burning up. 313 00:13:40,031 --> 00:13:41,465 Let's get him to the nurse. 314 00:13:41,509 --> 00:13:45,069 Mr. Screech, I'm afraid your Bowl practice is over for good. 315 00:13:45,536 --> 00:13:46,837 Thanks, Mom. 316 00:13:46,937 --> 00:13:50,908 [buzzer] 317 00:13:54,345 --> 00:13:56,180 Here are your malts. 318 00:13:56,313 --> 00:13:59,583 They're extra thick. I hope you choke on them. 319 00:14:01,252 --> 00:14:03,320 We didn't make Screech sick. 320 00:14:03,421 --> 00:14:05,322 The dufus fell out a window. 321 00:14:05,456 --> 00:14:07,091 You took the dufus skiing. 322 00:14:07,224 --> 00:14:09,960 How many times should we say we're sorry? 323 00:14:10,461 --> 00:14:11,529 Say it again. 324 00:14:11,629 --> 00:14:12,763 - We're sorry. - We're sorry. 325 00:14:12,863 --> 00:14:14,298 Not good enough. 326 00:14:14,799 --> 00:14:18,836 Getting angry is not making our situation any better. 327 00:14:18,936 --> 00:14:20,805 With Screech in the hospital, 328 00:14:20,905 --> 00:14:23,507 we should be finding a replacement. 329 00:14:23,708 --> 00:14:25,142 Maybe I can do it. 330 00:14:25,242 --> 00:14:27,712 You have wrestling practice every day. 331 00:14:27,812 --> 00:14:29,547 Besides, whoever replaces Screech 332 00:14:29,647 --> 00:14:32,049 would have to study right up until Bowl day. 333 00:14:33,384 --> 00:14:35,953 Well, maybe it's a lost cause. 334 00:14:36,053 --> 00:14:37,888 We should probably just forfeit. 335 00:14:38,022 --> 00:14:42,193 Never. Canceled a perfectly good teacher's strike for this stupid thing. 336 00:14:47,798 --> 00:14:50,534 Nerd alert. It's the Valley bowl team. 337 00:14:50,668 --> 00:14:51,969 Lookee, lookee. 338 00:14:52,069 --> 00:14:54,805 It's the Bayside bowl team bimbos. 339 00:14:55,539 --> 00:14:58,909 I guess you'll forfeit now that you're Screechless. 340 00:15:01,045 --> 00:15:02,947 We'll be there, Gladys, 341 00:15:03,047 --> 00:15:05,883 and we won't be dressed for a flood. 342 00:15:05,983 --> 00:15:07,952 Hey, back off, lady. 343 00:15:08,052 --> 00:15:10,621 My mom personally selects my attire. 344 00:15:10,755 --> 00:15:11,956 Save your breath, Earl. 345 00:15:12,056 --> 00:15:15,326 You're dealing with people who think quantum physics is a TV show. 346 00:15:16,794 --> 00:15:18,295 Don't laugh too loud. 347 00:15:18,395 --> 00:15:20,898 They're going to beat the tape off your glasses. 348 00:15:20,998 --> 00:15:23,968 If you're so confident, you take Screech's place. 349 00:15:24,068 --> 00:15:27,838 He couldn't speak and buzz at the same time. 350 00:15:28,706 --> 00:15:31,208 All right, scrambled eggheads, you're on. 351 00:15:31,308 --> 00:15:33,410 We're going to mop the floor with you. 352 00:15:34,211 --> 00:15:35,746 Get out of here. 353 00:15:40,718 --> 00:15:42,753 All right, Screech, I'm ready to learn. 354 00:15:42,820 --> 00:15:45,289 Lisa and Jessie cover English, Art, and History. 355 00:15:45,389 --> 00:15:47,691 Tell me everything about math and science. 356 00:15:47,825 --> 00:15:50,261 OK, astrophysics-- 357 00:15:50,528 --> 00:15:53,631 first, think of astro, the jetsons' dog. 358 00:15:54,098 --> 00:15:56,600 Jetsons means jet propulsion, 359 00:15:56,700 --> 00:16:01,071 with properties "a," "b," "c"... 360 00:16:01,672 --> 00:16:03,808 See you real soon. 361 00:16:05,976 --> 00:16:07,812 Oh, no. He died. 362 00:16:09,380 --> 00:16:10,447 I'm back. 363 00:16:11,649 --> 00:16:13,017 Let's move on to the planets. 364 00:16:13,117 --> 00:16:13,984 OK. 365 00:16:14,084 --> 00:16:17,021 Can you remember the word "mvemjsunp"? 366 00:16:17,121 --> 00:16:18,322 Mvemjsunp? 367 00:16:18,422 --> 00:16:19,890 Mvemjsunp? 368 00:16:20,124 --> 00:16:23,360 It's the name of the planets according to their distance from the sun. 369 00:16:25,329 --> 00:16:28,966 "M"--Mercury, "V"--Venus, 370 00:16:29,066 --> 00:16:30,701 "E"... 371 00:16:31,202 --> 00:16:32,736 "E"... 372 00:16:33,370 --> 00:16:35,606 Ee-yai, ee-yai, oh. 373 00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:38,876 Screech, Screech, what's the rest of it? 374 00:16:38,976 --> 00:16:40,845 ? Old MacDonald had a farm ?? 375 00:16:41,645 --> 00:16:42,847 What? 376 00:16:42,980 --> 00:16:45,516 It's too bad we couldn't get Screech to coach Valley. 377 00:16:45,616 --> 00:16:47,618 They'd be so confused, we'd kill them. 378 00:16:48,252 --> 00:16:49,753 Coaching the Valley team? 379 00:16:49,854 --> 00:16:51,689 What an interesting concept. 380 00:16:54,592 --> 00:16:56,493 Why did you ask us here, muscle brain? 381 00:16:56,594 --> 00:16:58,729 We're on a tight schedule. 382 00:16:58,829 --> 00:17:00,631 OK, here's the deal. 383 00:17:01,332 --> 00:17:04,235 I volunteered to take Screech's place on the team. 384 00:17:04,869 --> 00:17:08,038 They laughed and said, "no jocks allowed." 385 00:17:08,105 --> 00:17:10,474 Why does this concern us? 386 00:17:10,875 --> 00:17:12,676 Now I want to help you guys win. 387 00:17:12,743 --> 00:17:14,078 We don't need your help. 388 00:17:14,178 --> 00:17:16,046 Without Screech, they're dead meat. 389 00:17:16,313 --> 00:17:19,450 Yeah? Screech is back. 390 00:17:19,550 --> 00:17:20,918 Screech is back? 391 00:17:21,018 --> 00:17:22,720 - Ooh. - Ooh. 392 00:17:23,888 --> 00:17:26,123 He's not actually back back. 393 00:17:26,223 --> 00:17:30,127 Screech has taught Zack everything he knows. 394 00:17:30,327 --> 00:17:31,228 Everything? 395 00:17:31,328 --> 00:17:33,497 Even thermonuclear global time share? 396 00:17:33,564 --> 00:17:36,667 Even advanced thermonuclear global time share. 397 00:17:37,334 --> 00:17:40,271 Uh-oh. I smell trouble. 398 00:17:40,337 --> 00:17:43,173 Don't sweat it. I know their strategy. 399 00:17:43,274 --> 00:17:45,876 They're planning to win in the sports category. 400 00:17:45,976 --> 00:17:48,712 We know all about sports. 401 00:17:49,313 --> 00:17:51,282 Well, concentrate on football. 402 00:17:51,348 --> 00:17:52,716 Zack's an expert. 403 00:17:52,816 --> 00:17:55,686 Then we'll concentrate on the pigskin. 404 00:17:55,753 --> 00:17:57,721 That's the sport with helmets. 405 00:17:58,422 --> 00:18:01,091 So they don't get hurt falling off their horse. 406 00:18:11,669 --> 00:18:13,070 Academic Bowlers, 407 00:18:13,170 --> 00:18:14,872 in a moment the game will begin. 408 00:18:14,972 --> 00:18:17,374 Remember -- winning isn't everything, 409 00:18:17,474 --> 00:18:19,576 but losing stinks. 410 00:18:19,677 --> 00:18:20,778 Come on. 411 00:18:20,911 --> 00:18:23,113 [all] Go, Bayside! 412 00:18:24,648 --> 00:18:25,816 Nerds buy our plan? 413 00:18:25,916 --> 00:18:27,251 Touchdown. 414 00:18:31,155 --> 00:18:32,690 Sorry I'm late, everyone. 415 00:18:32,790 --> 00:18:35,225 I missed the campus shuttle bus. 416 00:18:35,559 --> 00:18:37,761 Now you know why I'm late every morning. 417 00:18:39,296 --> 00:18:42,599 Welcome to the annual Bayside-Valley Academic Bowl. 418 00:18:47,671 --> 00:18:49,239 There are six categories. 419 00:18:49,340 --> 00:18:52,977 The controlling team can pick any subject within the given category. 420 00:18:53,077 --> 00:18:54,478 Are you ready? 421 00:18:54,578 --> 00:18:55,646 - Ready. - Ready. 422 00:18:55,746 --> 00:18:57,181 - You bet. - You bet. 423 00:18:57,281 --> 00:19:00,517 OK, opening question for control of the board. 424 00:19:00,818 --> 00:19:03,220 Category -- literature. 425 00:19:03,454 --> 00:19:06,590 What was Mark Twain's real name? 426 00:19:06,924 --> 00:19:08,492 Samuel Clemens. 427 00:19:08,625 --> 00:19:09,927 Correct. 428 00:19:12,196 --> 00:19:15,199 Next question -- category still literature. 429 00:19:15,532 --> 00:19:18,302 In Grimm's fairy tale Snow White, 430 00:19:18,502 --> 00:19:21,171 what were the names of the seven dwarfs? 431 00:19:21,505 --> 00:19:24,375 Bashful, Doc, Dopey, Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Sneezy. 432 00:19:24,475 --> 00:19:25,609 Right. 433 00:19:26,410 --> 00:19:27,945 I'm sorry. 434 00:19:28,712 --> 00:19:30,514 I'm sorry, but that's wrong. 435 00:19:31,382 --> 00:19:35,052 Now, nerds-- I mean, Valley for control. 436 00:19:35,152 --> 00:19:37,588 In Grimm's version they had no names. 437 00:19:37,654 --> 00:19:39,790 Later, Walt Disney named them. 438 00:19:39,923 --> 00:19:42,326 That's correct for 15 points. 439 00:19:45,729 --> 00:19:47,698 Name this duck-billed mammal. 440 00:19:48,399 --> 00:19:49,400 Platypus. 441 00:19:49,533 --> 00:19:50,934 Correct for 15 points. 442 00:19:53,270 --> 00:19:54,905 Next question -- 443 00:19:55,305 --> 00:19:58,075 the bird that hides its head in the sand... 444 00:19:58,175 --> 00:19:59,209 Ostrich. 445 00:19:59,309 --> 00:20:00,711 Is the ostrich. 446 00:20:00,811 --> 00:20:02,913 How fast does it run? 447 00:20:03,614 --> 00:20:05,182 50 miles an hour? 448 00:20:05,382 --> 00:20:06,617 Correct. 449 00:20:08,819 --> 00:20:12,256 When is this great plan of yours going to start? 450 00:20:12,389 --> 00:20:14,124 Patience, Jessie. 451 00:20:14,224 --> 00:20:16,393 We've got them right where we want them. 452 00:20:16,927 --> 00:20:19,329 OK, contestants, final round. 453 00:20:19,430 --> 00:20:21,865 Question value doubles to 30 points. 454 00:20:21,965 --> 00:20:23,434 Category is sports. 455 00:20:23,534 --> 00:20:25,569 Bayside, choose the subject. 456 00:20:25,669 --> 00:20:27,871 I think I'll pick football. 457 00:20:29,239 --> 00:20:30,908 Ah, let's live dangerously. 458 00:20:31,008 --> 00:20:32,509 Make it basketball. 459 00:20:32,576 --> 00:20:34,545 What happened to football? 460 00:20:37,381 --> 00:20:39,049 OK, first question -- 461 00:20:39,283 --> 00:20:41,452 name the famous Los Angeles center 462 00:20:41,552 --> 00:20:44,588 who holds the NBA's career scoring record. 463 00:20:46,156 --> 00:20:48,058 Um, it's that Kareem guy. 464 00:20:48,158 --> 00:20:50,127 Kareem Abdul-Montana. 465 00:20:51,328 --> 00:20:53,130 No. I'm sorry. 466 00:20:53,897 --> 00:20:54,965 Bayside? 467 00:20:55,065 --> 00:20:57,101 Is it Kareem Abdul-Jabbar? 468 00:20:57,201 --> 00:20:59,002 Correct for 30 points. 469 00:21:02,940 --> 00:21:04,274 Question 2 -- 470 00:21:04,608 --> 00:21:07,578 who is the Chicago Bull that defies gravity? 471 00:21:07,678 --> 00:21:09,746 That would be Air McMahon. 472 00:21:09,847 --> 00:21:12,850 No, stupid. That's the guy on Star Search. 473 00:21:14,284 --> 00:21:15,486 Bayside. 474 00:21:15,586 --> 00:21:17,955 I believe it's Michael "Air" Jordan. 475 00:21:18,021 --> 00:21:19,923 Correct. 30 more points. 476 00:21:23,494 --> 00:21:26,497 If Bayside answers the final question correctly, 477 00:21:26,597 --> 00:21:28,031 they'll be tied. 478 00:21:30,567 --> 00:21:33,470 Who invented basketball? 479 00:21:34,738 --> 00:21:36,406 O.J. Simpson. 480 00:21:36,740 --> 00:21:38,308 No, you idiot. He's a football player. 481 00:21:38,408 --> 00:21:40,777 OK, O.J. Chamberlain. 482 00:21:40,878 --> 00:21:43,881 No. That is wrong and ridiculous. 483 00:21:44,781 --> 00:21:45,883 Bayside. 484 00:21:46,650 --> 00:21:48,318 Here's a wild guess. 485 00:21:48,418 --> 00:21:50,154 Is it James Naismith? 486 00:21:50,287 --> 00:21:51,722 Correct. 487 00:21:55,659 --> 00:21:57,127 We have a tie, 488 00:21:57,761 --> 00:21:59,229 and now to break the tie, 489 00:21:59,329 --> 00:22:01,999 a wild-card, tie-breaker, tossup question. 490 00:22:04,101 --> 00:22:06,803 Name the solar system's nine planets, 491 00:22:06,904 --> 00:22:09,573 starting with the closest to the sun. 492 00:22:09,673 --> 00:22:12,209 Uh, that would be mvemjsunp. 493 00:22:12,309 --> 00:22:15,078 That's Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, 494 00:22:15,145 --> 00:22:18,749 Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and... 495 00:22:18,849 --> 00:22:21,118 uh... Pluto? 496 00:22:21,218 --> 00:22:22,252 Correct. 497 00:22:22,319 --> 00:22:25,122 Bayside is the Academic Bowl champion. 498 00:22:26,657 --> 00:22:28,292 Good work, people. 499 00:22:28,358 --> 00:22:30,227 Oh, thank you, sir. 500 00:22:30,327 --> 00:22:32,095 Are you coming to the victory party? 501 00:22:32,196 --> 00:22:33,397 Sure. Where is it? 502 00:22:33,497 --> 00:22:35,299 It's in the new teacher's lounge. 503 00:22:35,365 --> 00:22:37,701 That's my office. You'll wreck everything. 504 00:22:37,801 --> 00:22:39,970 If it's a good party we will. 505 00:22:40,103 --> 00:22:41,471 Solidarity, brother. 506 00:22:41,521 --> 00:22:46,071 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34869

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