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[bell rings]
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? When I wake up in the morning
and the alarm gives out a warning ?
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? I don't think I'll ever
make it on time ?
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? By the time I grab my books
and I give myself a look ?
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? I'm at the corner just in time
to see the bus fly by ?
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? It's all right ?
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? 'Cause I'm saved by the bell ?
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? If the teacher pops a test
I know I'm in a mess ?
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? And my dog ate
all my homework last night ?
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? Ridin' low on my chair,
she won't know that I'm there ?
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? If I can hand it in tomorrow
it will be all right ?
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? It's all right ?
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? 'Cause I'm saved by the bell... ?
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? It's all right,
'cause I'm saved by the-- ?
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? It's all right, 'cause I'm saved
by the-- ?
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? It's all right,
'cause I'm saved by the bell ?
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What's going on?
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Just the weekend update
on Zack and Tori,
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the hottest couple at Bayside.
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Here they are Saturday kissing.
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On Sunday...
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Still kissing,
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and here they are today.
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Blinded by love.
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Ow. This relationship
is starting to hurt,
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but it's worth it.
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Excuse me.
Mind if I play through?
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Screech, what are you doing?
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Practicing.
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The miniature-golf team has
a major tournament today.
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Uh, is that a hard-boiled egg?
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Yeah. Budget cuts
are so bad,
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we're using these
instead of real golf balls.
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At least if you don't win, you'll
have a great snack for the back nine.
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The football team's starting
to feel the budget crunch, too.
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We're using fat nerds
as tackling dummies.
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At least you have uniforms.
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We have nothing to
wear for field hockey.
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Really? I'll have to
check out your next game.
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In your dreams.
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Fore!
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Oops. I guess those
are soft-boiled balls.
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Mr. Tewsbury, I'll be transferring
in here from Home Economics.
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What's going on, Tori?
I thought you liked Home Ec.
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Wrong. I hated it.
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They hated me after
I blew up two ovens.
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Then you'd better
wear one of these.
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It's fireproof.
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She can't dress in here.
She's a girl.
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Ox, those coveralls
go over your clothes.
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I'm still not watching.
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I'm a gentleman.
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Excuse me,
Mr. Tewsbury.
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I have an important
announcement.
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You're retiring early?
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Very funny.
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Everyone quiet down and
drop what you're doing.
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I am sorry to say one of
Bayside's favorite graduates,
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Frederik Field,
passed away yesterday.
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Hey, did he invent
the football field?
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No, Ox.
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He invented waistbands
for underwear.
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Oh, gee, what a great man, huh?
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Well, anyway,
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he left the students
$10,000 in his will.
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That's my kind of guy.
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Let's rent the forum and have a
private party with the Laker girls.
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Excuse me?
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Oh, that was a reflex action.
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Bad, bad idea.
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The will states the money
must go to benefit the school.
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Students can vote on
suggestions tomorrow.
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All right, Screech Powers --
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representing
the Bayside bug club.
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I knew he'd do
something on bugs.
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As Bayside's bug man,
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I suggest we build the nation's
first high-school insect museum.
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Take a look at our friendly
creepy crawlers.
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Whoa! Eiee! Aah!
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Oops.
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The sports program is a big
moneymaker for the school.
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To keep it that way, we need
state-of-the-art equipment
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like astroturf
on the football field
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and a dome
over the baseball field.
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We drop lots of fly balls
in the sun.
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Yeah! Yeah! Right on!
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Zack, a dome would cost
over a million dollars.
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Ah.
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All right, then...
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Ray-bans for the outfielders.
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The money should go for sports.
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All our teams are in need.
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Money for sports.
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Money for sports!
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Money for sports!
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Money for sports!
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Girls. Girls.
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Thanks for your support,
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but we're not talking
about the same thing.
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Yeah, we're talking
about guys' teams.
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You know, the real sports
of the school.
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Wait. Are you saying that
girls' sports don't count?
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- No, no.
- No. No.
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Girls' sports count,
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just not enough to get money.
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Wait. That's not fair.
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Boys' sports
get everything already.
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Tickets from our games
bring in the money
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that pays for your
dumb sports like softball.
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We like softball, jocko.
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Yeah, where do you get off?
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Hey hey hey hey!
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All right, everyone,
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this seems to be the only way
to decide who gets the money--
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the battle of the sexes
is about to begin.
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The team winning two out of
three events receives $10,000
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which will be awarded
at Friday's dance.
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Is everyone ready?
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[all]
Yeah!
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The boys' team is ready, sir.
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So's the girls' team, sir.
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These are clues to
your first puzzle pieces.
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The team that collects
all puzzle pieces,
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places them on these boards...
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and solves
the puzzle correctly, wins.
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Captains...
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ready your teams.
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[tweet]
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Go, go.
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"To reveal location
of your puzzle pieces,
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ask someone named Sam
for the correct combination."
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My uncle's name is Sam.
He'll help us.
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Screech, your name is Sam.
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Oh, my gosh.
You're right.
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Um... combination.
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The puzzle piece
must be in his locker.
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Come on. Yeah.
That's right.
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"Here's where you
might go first,
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if your puzzle
had a thirst."
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Water fountain.
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Come on!
We're losing ground!
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What is the combination?
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It's so hard to think
under all this pressure.
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Wait a minute!
I've got it!
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10... 22... 42.
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Hey, that's Gilligan's birthday.
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"Now that you've found
puzzle piece number one,
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you'll find the next piece in the
room with flowers and fake sun."
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Fake sun?
Oh, I know.
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It's the tanning booth, right?
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Ginger, this is school.
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We don't have a tanning booth.
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It's the school's greenhouse.
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1... 14... 92,
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Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
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Stand back, Screech.
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I've got the master combination.
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It works every time.
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"Beware, sons of Bayside,
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"keep this quiet
from the daughters,
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'cause clue number two
could find you in deep waters."
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Deep waters?
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It's got to be the pool.
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This is a light switch.
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The light switch is on.
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No, it's off--on!
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On--on oar...
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Honor.
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Honor.
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OK, let me see.
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Honor...
Honor the chicken?
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Honor chicken's leg.
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Wait. Honor thigh...
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Honor thy.
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Honor thy neighbor's
bucket of chicken.
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Stop that.
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Uh, bug, buzz, uh, bee?
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Bee! Bee "t..."
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Owl? What is that
ugly bird trying to say?
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Who!
Owls say who!
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OK, bee "t" who.
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Be true!
Be true to--
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Oh, I know it!
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Be true to your little
house on the prairie.
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I love that show.
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Ginger, no.
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We need to get this.
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Honor thy prince...
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Pail. Pail.
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Mr. Belding, does this say
honor thy principal?
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Correct.
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On oar thigh prince "a" pail.
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Honor thy principal.
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The boys win event number one.
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? We bad ?
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? We bad ?
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? We, we, we bad ?
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Excuse us, ladies, the
victory train is pulling in.
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One more win, and
this ride is over.
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Choo-choo!
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Oh, yeah? Well, your train's
about to jump its tracks
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right, girls?
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All right, all right,
settle, people.
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Under each sheet
is a disassembled car part.
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Eh eh eh eh.
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The first team
to assemble theirs
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in working order wins.
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00:10:06,484 --> 00:10:08,453
Teams, man the tables.
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00:10:09,821 --> 00:10:12,857
OK, your name is
all over this, buddy.
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00:10:12,957 --> 00:10:15,593
Those girls couldn't
even pump their own gas.
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00:10:16,227 --> 00:10:18,029
Tori, you can do it.
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00:10:18,129 --> 00:10:21,599
You've got to do it 'cause I'm not
touching whatever's under that sheet.
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00:10:21,933 --> 00:10:24,035
It's ok. I've worked on my
motorcycle plenty of times.
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00:10:24,135 --> 00:10:25,737
Here. You don't want
to break a nail.
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00:10:27,538 --> 00:10:28,639
[tweet]
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Ooh. Gross.
It's all greasy.
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Aw, shucks.
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A disassembled carburetor.
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Whatever will I do?
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[snap]
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You can do it.
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A couple more bolts,
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and this competition
is over, boys.
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Ratchet, please.
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Done.
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00:10:54,799 --> 00:10:55,867
Done?
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Done?
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Done?
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Perfect reassembly.
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The girls win.
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The competition is tied
at one win apiece.
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? We bad ?
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00:11:08,679 --> 00:11:09,647
? We bad ?
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00:11:09,747 --> 00:11:11,382
? We, we,
we bad ?
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Choo-choo!
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Do you realize what this means?
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You'll be the laughingstock
of the school for years to come.
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00:11:21,993 --> 00:11:24,195
No, you dork, we
could lose the money.
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00:11:24,295 --> 00:11:25,496
Relax, Slater.
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00:11:25,596 --> 00:11:28,699
My sources inform me
the next event is a bake-off.
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00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:31,469
A bake-off?
We're dead.
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00:11:31,569 --> 00:11:33,771
Not yet.
I've got an idea.
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00:11:36,541 --> 00:11:39,210
Everything you'll need to make
a pineapple upside-down cake
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is on your tables,
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00:11:41,312 --> 00:11:43,080
so pick your chef and
let's see what's cooking.
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00:11:43,181 --> 00:11:44,615
[laughing]
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Lisa, I thought you said
you couldn't cook.
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00:11:49,821 --> 00:11:51,556
I never said I couldn't.
249
00:11:51,656 --> 00:11:53,157
I just said I wouldn't.
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[tweet]
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OK, Ox, one more.
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00:12:01,566 --> 00:12:03,468
[overlapping conversations]
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[ding]
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00:12:17,615 --> 00:12:19,917
Hey, Zack, what's going on, man?
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00:12:20,017 --> 00:12:21,352
The girls are going to win.
256
00:12:21,452 --> 00:12:22,587
Don't worry.
257
00:12:22,687 --> 00:12:25,356
Screech and I replaced
their oven knob with a phony.
258
00:12:25,456 --> 00:12:26,891
They're about to get burned.
259
00:12:26,991 --> 00:12:28,292
Ha ha ha!
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00:12:30,761 --> 00:12:32,129
[coughing]
261
00:12:36,968 --> 00:12:38,269
See?
262
00:12:38,536 --> 00:12:39,937
[timer dings]
263
00:12:41,839 --> 00:12:43,040
Ta-da!
264
00:12:43,107 --> 00:12:44,275
Ohh.
265
00:12:44,374 --> 00:12:46,351
- Ahh.
- Hey.
266
00:12:57,522 --> 00:12:59,957
Good?
Huh? Huh?
267
00:13:00,057 --> 00:13:02,026
Ahh. Ahh. Ahh.
268
00:13:17,341 --> 00:13:22,480
Well, ahem, judging by
moistness and... and color,
269
00:13:22,580 --> 00:13:25,182
I would have to say
that the boys' team wins.
270
00:13:25,283 --> 00:13:26,784
They get the $10,000.
271
00:13:26,851 --> 00:13:28,653
Whoa! Yeah! Yeah!
272
00:13:30,988 --> 00:13:32,023
? We bad ?
273
00:13:32,123 --> 00:13:33,090
? We know it ?
274
00:13:33,157 --> 00:13:34,058
? We bad ?
275
00:13:34,158 --> 00:13:35,359
? We show it ?
276
00:13:41,566 --> 00:13:44,302
I still don't know
what went wrong?
277
00:13:44,435 --> 00:13:46,203
Oh, you burned it.
278
00:13:48,573 --> 00:13:50,474
I don't mean that, Ginger.
279
00:13:50,575 --> 00:13:53,444
I mean, I followed
that recipe to a "T."
280
00:13:54,845 --> 00:13:56,480
Sorry, guys.
281
00:13:56,814 --> 00:13:58,349
Hey, it's OK, Lisa.
282
00:13:58,449 --> 00:13:59,750
Just let it go.
283
00:13:59,850 --> 00:14:01,852
Yeah, and take that with you.
284
00:14:01,986 --> 00:14:03,721
[whistling]
285
00:14:05,256 --> 00:14:06,857
So how are
the baking babes doing?
286
00:14:06,958 --> 00:14:08,359
Let me at him!
287
00:14:12,096 --> 00:14:13,931
Screech, is this an oven knob?
288
00:14:14,031 --> 00:14:15,933
Not just any oven knob.
289
00:14:16,033 --> 00:14:17,401
Your oven knob.
290
00:14:17,501 --> 00:14:19,070
Why do you have it?
291
00:14:19,804 --> 00:14:21,272
Because if I left it
on the oven,
292
00:14:21,372 --> 00:14:22,740
everything cooked on it
would burn...
293
00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:24,308
Like that cake.
294
00:14:25,142 --> 00:14:26,611
Oops.
295
00:14:27,845 --> 00:14:29,647
Got to jet. Bye.
296
00:14:32,583 --> 00:14:33,918
Get burned?
297
00:14:34,552 --> 00:14:35,786
Screech!
298
00:14:35,886 --> 00:14:37,288
Lisa.
299
00:14:37,622 --> 00:14:39,423
So that's what happened.
300
00:14:40,725 --> 00:14:42,426
They switched the knobs.
301
00:14:44,762 --> 00:14:46,063
Those cheaters.
302
00:14:46,197 --> 00:14:47,498
Let's tell Mr. Belding.
303
00:14:47,598 --> 00:14:50,267
Uh-uh. Revenge is sweeter.
304
00:14:50,334 --> 00:14:51,836
Listen up, girls.
305
00:14:59,577 --> 00:15:01,212
How did the meeting
with Belding go?
306
00:15:01,345 --> 00:15:02,713
Great. We devised
a budget
307
00:15:02,813 --> 00:15:05,583
so every guys' sport gets
some of the $10,000.
308
00:15:05,683 --> 00:15:07,918
How much for miniature golf?
309
00:15:08,052 --> 00:15:09,420
5 big ones.
310
00:15:09,553 --> 00:15:11,522
$5,000?
311
00:15:11,622 --> 00:15:13,858
No. 5 big ones.
312
00:15:13,924 --> 00:15:15,326
5 bucks.
313
00:15:17,361 --> 00:15:18,863
Excuse me, boys.
314
00:15:18,963 --> 00:15:21,499
My date for tonight
just walked in.
315
00:15:22,133 --> 00:15:23,634
Ahem.
316
00:15:24,368 --> 00:15:26,671
Kelsey, what do you say
317
00:15:26,737 --> 00:15:28,906
we catch a move at
the cineplex tonight?
318
00:15:29,006 --> 00:15:31,108
I say no way.
319
00:15:33,878 --> 00:15:35,146
Huh.
320
00:15:39,884 --> 00:15:41,886
So, hot date tonight, Slater?
321
00:15:41,986 --> 00:15:44,388
No. She turned me down.
322
00:15:44,488 --> 00:15:45,923
That's weird.
323
00:15:46,424 --> 00:15:48,359
Kelsey never turns me down.
324
00:15:48,459 --> 00:15:50,127
Hey, Pete, Ox,
325
00:15:50,227 --> 00:15:52,029
about our double date
this weekend...
326
00:15:52,129 --> 00:15:53,864
We don't have one.
327
00:15:53,964 --> 00:15:55,266
Sss.
Sss.
328
00:15:57,134 --> 00:15:59,937
Something strange
is going on here.
329
00:16:01,138 --> 00:16:03,607
Yeah. I've been slapped in
the face three times today.
330
00:16:03,708 --> 00:16:05,676
That's way below my average.
331
00:16:05,776 --> 00:16:07,378
No. Three?
332
00:16:07,445 --> 00:16:09,246
What's this mean, Zack?
333
00:16:09,346 --> 00:16:11,882
It means you guys have had
some bad luck with the ladies,
334
00:16:11,982 --> 00:16:13,951
and you're overreacting.
335
00:16:14,952 --> 00:16:16,120
Ah.
336
00:16:16,954 --> 00:16:18,155
Watch.
337
00:16:18,255 --> 00:16:20,558
I'll show you guys
it's all in your heads.
338
00:16:21,625 --> 00:16:23,527
Tori, about the dance --
339
00:16:23,627 --> 00:16:25,129
what time should I pick you up?
340
00:16:25,229 --> 00:16:26,764
A quarter to never.
341
00:16:26,864 --> 00:16:28,999
I don't go out with cheaters.
342
00:16:30,101 --> 00:16:31,168
What do you mean?
343
00:16:31,268 --> 00:16:34,138
You guys cheated to win
the cooking competition.
344
00:16:34,238 --> 00:16:36,240
We saw Screech's fake oven knob.
345
00:16:37,527 --> 00:16:39,109
Don't worry, Zack.
They can't prove a thing.
346
00:16:39,186 --> 00:16:40,452
I've eaten the evidence.
347
00:16:40,544 --> 00:16:41,912
[belch]
348
00:16:43,314 --> 00:16:45,983
There must be a little
misunderstanding.
349
00:16:46,083 --> 00:16:47,351
This alleged knob...
350
00:16:47,485 --> 00:16:50,054
Don't give me that
"alleged" talk.
351
00:16:50,154 --> 00:16:54,091
You're only way out is by
telling Belding the truth.
352
00:16:54,425 --> 00:16:57,094
And lose the money?
No way.
353
00:16:57,394 --> 00:16:59,096
Fine, but until you confess,
354
00:16:59,196 --> 00:17:01,699
no girl in this school
will date any guy.
355
00:17:01,799 --> 00:17:04,668
That should make for some
interesting matches at the dance.
356
00:17:08,372 --> 00:17:09,406
Big deal.
357
00:17:09,507 --> 00:17:10,908
Who needs them?
358
00:17:18,749 --> 00:17:21,318
Did you see what
Kelsey is wearing?
359
00:17:21,418 --> 00:17:23,387
Oh, she looks good.
360
00:17:24,722 --> 00:17:26,423
They're not fighting fair.
361
00:17:26,524 --> 00:17:28,225
My body is rebelling.
362
00:17:28,325 --> 00:17:30,361
All right, hang on, guys.
363
00:17:31,395 --> 00:17:33,497
This is a test of wills.
364
00:17:33,597 --> 00:17:35,432
Those girls want to be with us
365
00:17:35,533 --> 00:17:37,868
just as much as we want
to be with them.
366
00:17:42,006 --> 00:17:43,307
No, Zack.
367
00:17:43,407 --> 00:17:45,543
I think I want to
be with them more.
368
00:17:52,183 --> 00:17:56,020
OK, guys here, girls there...
369
00:17:56,220 --> 00:17:57,655
What's going on?
370
00:17:57,755 --> 00:18:00,758
The girls won't talk
to us because we chea--
371
00:18:00,858 --> 00:18:02,326
Because we're cheap.
372
00:18:02,426 --> 00:18:03,460
Cheap?
373
00:18:03,561 --> 00:18:04,862
We're cheap.
Very stingy.
374
00:18:04,962 --> 00:18:06,797
You have to learn, boys,
375
00:18:06,897 --> 00:18:08,432
nobody likes a tightwad.
376
00:18:08,499 --> 00:18:09,733
That's right.
377
00:18:15,206 --> 00:18:16,540
Guys, guys, guys, guys.
378
00:18:16,607 --> 00:18:18,509
Just a few more minutes.
379
00:18:18,609 --> 00:18:19,743
I'm telling you,
380
00:18:19,844 --> 00:18:22,179
these girls are about to topple.
381
00:18:22,346 --> 00:18:25,182
We want to be there
to soften their fall.
382
00:18:28,752 --> 00:18:29,820
- Hmm!
- Hmm!
383
00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:31,121
Bye.
384
00:18:34,458 --> 00:18:36,060
Ooh, excuse me.
385
00:18:37,194 --> 00:18:38,262
Hold on a minute.
386
00:18:38,362 --> 00:18:39,730
I'll go over there,
387
00:18:39,830 --> 00:18:41,832
try opening the lines
of communication first.
388
00:18:46,637 --> 00:18:49,173
Lisa, Tori, we've got to talk.
389
00:18:49,373 --> 00:18:50,975
Can't you and Slater figure out
390
00:18:51,041 --> 00:18:53,344
who's supposed to lead
during the slow dances?
391
00:18:53,611 --> 00:18:55,045
You're very funny.
392
00:18:55,579 --> 00:18:58,315
Look, you two are wrecking
one of the last dances.
393
00:18:59,216 --> 00:19:00,484
You know,
394
00:19:00,718 --> 00:19:03,554
we'll never have these
high-school carefree days again.
395
00:19:03,654 --> 00:19:05,089
Hey, don't blame us.
396
00:19:05,189 --> 00:19:06,390
You guys started it.
397
00:19:06,490 --> 00:19:09,026
Tell Belding the truth,
and this whole thing is over.
398
00:19:09,159 --> 00:19:11,962
No, no. Then guys' sports
won't get a dime,
399
00:19:12,062 --> 00:19:14,999
and a lot of large, scary
athletes will be looking for me.
400
00:19:15,532 --> 00:19:16,901
That's too bad.
401
00:19:17,001 --> 00:19:20,337
I was so hoping for a
good time at this dance.
402
00:19:21,171 --> 00:19:22,806
Ta-ta for now.
403
00:19:25,209 --> 00:19:26,477
OK.
404
00:19:27,278 --> 00:19:30,247
Guys, plan "A"
did not do so well.
405
00:19:30,447 --> 00:19:31,582
It's on to plan "B."
406
00:19:31,682 --> 00:19:32,883
What's plan "B"?
407
00:19:32,983 --> 00:19:35,085
Unconditional surrender.
408
00:19:37,554 --> 00:19:38,722
At this time,
409
00:19:38,822 --> 00:19:40,925
I'd like to ask Zack Morris
to come up here
410
00:19:41,025 --> 00:19:43,994
for the inheritance-check
presentation.
411
00:19:44,194 --> 00:19:45,696
Go ahead, do it.
412
00:19:45,930 --> 00:19:48,332
Uh, Mr. Belding, before
you present the check,
413
00:19:48,432 --> 00:19:50,067
there's something
I'd like to say.
414
00:19:50,167 --> 00:19:52,069
The microphone is yours.
415
00:19:53,237 --> 00:19:55,039
I really didn't want
to have a microphone.
416
00:19:55,139 --> 00:19:57,207
Since when have you been shy?
417
00:19:57,308 --> 00:19:59,576
The whole school's listening.
418
00:19:59,710 --> 00:20:02,179
Yeah, Zack.
We're listening.
419
00:20:02,947 --> 00:20:05,916
Uh, fellow students...
420
00:20:06,583 --> 00:20:08,185
Mr. Belding,
421
00:20:09,253 --> 00:20:11,622
as representative
of the boys' team,
422
00:20:11,822 --> 00:20:15,192
I regretfully state we cannot
accept the inheritance check.
423
00:20:18,896 --> 00:20:20,297
Why not?
424
00:20:20,864 --> 00:20:21,999
Well, you see,
425
00:20:22,099 --> 00:20:25,035
we rigged Lisa's oven
before the cooking event.
426
00:20:25,135 --> 00:20:26,570
The boys' team cheated.
427
00:20:26,670 --> 00:20:28,839
That's right.
He did.
428
00:20:29,273 --> 00:20:31,408
Sir, we're really sorry.
429
00:20:31,709 --> 00:20:33,811
The girls deserve the money.
430
00:20:33,944 --> 00:20:36,180
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
431
00:20:37,448 --> 00:20:39,850
I guess there's only
one thing to do.
432
00:20:40,918 --> 00:20:42,353
Tori, would you come up here
433
00:20:42,453 --> 00:20:44,254
for the inheritance-check
presentation?
434
00:20:44,355 --> 00:20:46,090
We can't accept that check.
435
00:20:46,156 --> 00:20:48,125
We don't know who would've won.
436
00:20:48,225 --> 00:20:50,094
The girls want one more event --
437
00:20:50,194 --> 00:20:52,563
winner takes all.
438
00:20:55,733 --> 00:20:58,202
It's sure been one crazy week.
439
00:20:58,769 --> 00:21:01,205
Tori, since you're captain
of the girls' team,
440
00:21:01,305 --> 00:21:02,940
you pick the event.
441
00:21:03,607 --> 00:21:04,775
OK...
442
00:21:04,875 --> 00:21:06,510
We limbo!
443
00:21:08,479 --> 00:21:10,547
[jamaican steel drums play]
444
00:21:10,647 --> 00:21:13,017
Come on, Slater, here we go.
445
00:21:13,617 --> 00:21:14,985
Here we go.
446
00:21:28,365 --> 00:21:29,500
? Zack, be nimble ?
447
00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:30,801
? Lisa, be quick ?
448
00:21:30,901 --> 00:21:33,270
? Just get under
that limbo stick ?
449
00:21:38,475 --> 00:21:39,643
? Don't hit your head ?
450
00:21:39,743 --> 00:21:41,045
? Don't hit your buns ?
451
00:21:41,111 --> 00:21:43,447
? Just get down
and have some fun ?
452
00:21:48,719 --> 00:21:50,020
? Bend those knees now ?
453
00:21:50,087 --> 00:21:51,188
? Arch that back ?
454
00:21:51,255 --> 00:21:53,490
? Last one standing
has the knack ?
455
00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:57,528
Come on, Tori!
456
00:22:08,739 --> 00:22:10,641
The girls win,
457
00:22:10,774 --> 00:22:14,144
and here's your check
for $10,000, Tori.
458
00:22:14,244 --> 00:22:16,113
[all]
Yay!
459
00:22:16,547 --> 00:22:18,148
1..2..3!
460
00:22:18,248 --> 00:22:19,416
? We bad ?
461
00:22:19,483 --> 00:22:20,484
? We knew it ?
462
00:22:20,551 --> 00:22:22,653
? You cheated,
you blew it ?
463
00:22:25,622 --> 00:22:27,724
Have you thought about
how you're going to spend it?
464
00:22:27,825 --> 00:22:29,426
Even though we won,
465
00:22:29,526 --> 00:22:31,895
we'll share this with the guys.
466
00:22:32,029 --> 00:22:33,530
Oh, really?
467
00:22:33,597 --> 00:22:35,999
The miniature-golf team
gets $50.
468
00:22:36,867 --> 00:22:37,801
Great.
469
00:22:37,901 --> 00:22:40,637
Um, Tori, can you
raise it to $57?
470
00:22:40,737 --> 00:22:42,873
We need to fix the windmill.
471
00:22:42,923 --> 00:22:47,473
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