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[bell rings]
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? When I wake up in the morning
and the alarm gives out a warning ?
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? I don't think I'll ever
make it on time ?
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? By the time I grab my books
and I give myself a look ?
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? I'm at the corner just in time
to see the bus fly by ?
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? It's all right ?
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? 'Cause I'm saved by the bell ?
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? If the teacher pops a test
I know I'm in a mess ?
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? And my dog ate
all my homework last night ?
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? Ridin' low on my chair,
she won't know that I'm there ?
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? If I can hand it in tomorrow
it will be all right ?
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? It's all right ?
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? 'Cause I'm saved by the bell... ?
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? It's all right,
'cause I'm saved by the-- ?
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? It's all right, 'cause I'm saved
by the-- ?
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? It's all right,
'cause I'm saved by the bell ?
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All right. Let's get
this meeting started.
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Wait. Someone missing?
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Zack and Tori aren't here yet.
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Tori? She's never late.
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Eh! Not until she
started dating Zack.
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Sorry we're late.
We were, um...
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Studying in the--
the, uh, library.
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- Yeah. Right.
- Yeah. Right.
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Say, did that new book
on earthworms come in?
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Yeah. It's got
your face on the cover.
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No, it doesn't.
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All right. All right.
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We are here to discuss
your senior class rings.
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I've got it.
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We could buy a ton of cracker
Jacks and hope we get rings.
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I'd rather dip you in caramel
and stuff you in the box.
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Ooh, let's go with
the traditional cut --
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the Bayside crest on one side
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and the class year on the other.
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Ox, that actually makes sense.
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Did you have brain
surgery over the weekend?
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I don't think so.
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It's all right. It's
a very good idea.
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Who wants to be in charge,
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sort of like the ring leader?
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I'll do it. I can get us
a great price.
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Deal is my middle name.
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I'll buy one class ring for now
and one for next year.
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Prices always go up.
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You won't be here next year.
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You're a senior, you idiot.
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Why do you always
treat Screech like dirt?
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I don't treat Screech like dirt.
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It's more like sludge.
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You're mean to him.
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If Screech had been bugging
you since the first grade,
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you'd want to park
your bike on his face.
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I admit he's a bit odd,
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but he's our friend.
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It's obvious you've never been
to the movie with the boy.
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You'd want to kill him
before you bought tickets.
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I bet I wouldn't.
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If I go to movies with Screech
and not be mean,
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would you be nice to him
for the rest of the year?
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Sure. When you
break out in a rash,
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don't blame me.
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Fine.
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I don't know. Maxwell, of
course you want three rings,
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one for each ring finger
and a spare.
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I'm too smart for you, Morris.
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I'll only take two.
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Excuse me, Zack.
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I realize you're busy
ripping that dork off,
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but I've got to ask
you something.
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Don't worry. You're my girlfriend,
you'll get a great discount.
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That's not what I meant.
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I'm trying to prove
something to Lisa.
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Would you have a problem
if I went out with Screech?
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If you want to hang
out with Screech,
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that's your problem, not mine.
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Thanks.
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No problem.
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Uh, your victim is getting away.
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Ooh! I'll see you later.
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Maxwell, hold up.
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I haven't talked to you
about toe rings.
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You go to the beach, don't you?
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Yes, and the beach
bunnies love me.
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Screech, would you like to go
to the movies with me tonight?
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Great. Wait a minute.
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I know I'm irresistible,
but Zack is my best friend.
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Zack doesn't mind.
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Ah, an open relationship.
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I can dig it.
I'm sophisticated.
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When should I have
my mom pick you up?
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I got some popcorn, licorice,
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and Mr. Snooter's Gumballs.
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This should last till
my first bathroom break.
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Or until you get a major zit.
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What did you get for me?
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You? Nothing. Oh, here.
Have some popcorn.
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Great. She's going
for the popcorn.
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I feel like I'm spying
on my girl and my best friend.
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You are.
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My special sauce
has quite a kick, huh?
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What's in it?
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Brazilian horseradish.
Have some more.
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No, thanks. I'll stick
with Mr. Snooter's.
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Wow. Way to go, Tori.
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It looks like a year
of kissing up to Screech, Lisa.
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Shut up or I'll
rip those lips off.
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Ooh, ooh.
Watch this guy.
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He's the killer.
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Screech, don't tell me.
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Look, I'm not
going to get upset,
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but you just told me
the end of the movie.
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The end's the big surprise
where the monster explodes.
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I see.
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You guys, this
doesn't look good.
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I can't believe Tori hasn't
slapped him silly yet.
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[dramatic music swells]
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It's O.K., Screech.
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They saved Tokyo
just like you said.
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Why are you crying?
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I just hate it
when the monster dies.
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I loved that guy.
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You've seen that movie
five times.
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You knew he was gonna die.
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I know, but I keep hoping
they'll change it and let him live.
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Let's go.
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Wait.
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I can't find Arnold!
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Arnold! Yes!
I still have a chance.
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Arnold?
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Oh, here he is.
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Here's my pet mouse.
He loves the movies.
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You brought a mouse
to the movies?
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He is kind of cute.
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Life as I know it is over.
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Ah, here comes my ring salesman.
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You're buying our rings
from him?
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Hey, trust me, huh?
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Hi, I'm Zack Morris.
You must be Mr. Diamond?
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Absolutely correct!
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But my friends call me Gem.
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My card.
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"Gem Diamond --
jeweler, ringologist,
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and G.G.T.K."?
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Good guy to know.
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So, buddy, you're interested in
buying some college rings, huh?
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No, no.
High school rings.
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Oh, oh, oh, my mistake.
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You've got that mature
college look.
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Well, I will be in
college next year.
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Ah, there you go.
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Let's cut to the chase.
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You look like a man
of fine taste.
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Let me show you my line.
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Bada bing!
Bada boom!
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What we have here
is a fine sampling
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of ladies' rings, men's rings,
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and oh, oh!
You don't want this one.
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If I've told her once,
I've told her a hundred times,
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"Ma, don't put the Greco
Roman 3000 in the showcase."
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It looks like
a really good ring.
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It's the best!
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But every time I sell
this ring, I lose money.
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There's a misprint
in the price guide.
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That's the one I want.
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I'm sorry, but I made
a vow to my dead dad
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that I would never
sell this ring again.
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I'll have to buy 300
rings somewhere else.
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You don't have to twist my arm.
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Oh, you beat me.
You win.
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We still haven't talked price.
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Well, how does this grab you?
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$99 a ring?
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No. That's too much.
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I can get them cheaper.
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Tell you what I'm going to do,
but only because I like you.
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That is much better.
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There's one more thing.
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I want my ring for free.
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Gem Diamond doesn't give
anything away for free.
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I could convince my principal to
buy some rings from you next year.
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Ah, ah, ah!
You got me again.
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O.K. Look, all you have
to do is sign right here
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and call me when you
get all the ring sizes.
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Yeah, that's, uh, fine.
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Well, I did it.
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You're looking
at a master negotiator.
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Got us the best prices ever.
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- All right, good going.
- Yeah.
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Here he comes, Lisa.
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Make nice.
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Hey, Screech.
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Hey, buddy.
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Why, hello, there, Screech.
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How are you today?
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I'm terrific.
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Tori and I are in love.
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Hi, guys.
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[all]
Hi.
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00:10:04,956 --> 00:10:08,066
We just saw Screech,
and he told us the good news.
201
00:10:08,166 --> 00:10:11,603
Yeah, he told us all
about you two being in love.
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What? I'm not in love
with Screech.
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00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:16,975
You mean, it's all in his head?
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Gosh, that's so unlike Screech.
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00:10:21,012 --> 00:10:23,281
You're in it
up to your eyeballs.
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We just went to the
movies. It's no big deal.
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Hello, my love.
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These are for you.
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I can't take--
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Tush!
Don't say a word.
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I can see the flames
of passion in your eyes.
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Screech, we need to talk.
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We have so much to
learn about one another.
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I don't know what kind
of deodorant you use --
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spray or roll-on.
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[bell rings]
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Ta-ta, my lovely.
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Screech, you're a nice
guy, and I like you, but--
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00:11:07,759 --> 00:11:10,729
Oh, I get it. You're
worried about Zack.
220
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You don't get it.
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00:11:14,165 --> 00:11:15,426
This won't work.
222
00:11:15,567 --> 00:11:17,268
I like bikes.
You like bugs.
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00:11:17,335 --> 00:11:19,671
I see. My bugs bug you.
224
00:11:21,005 --> 00:11:23,742
I'll get a can of Raid
and take care of them,
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even my flea circus.
226
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Uh, Screech, wait.
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All right, seniors.
Your class rings are here.
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Come and get them.
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All right.
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Ox.
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Maxwell.
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Wait. This guy made
300 rings overnight?
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Yeah. Told you
he was the best.
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Lisa, Lisa.
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- Here you go.
- Thanks.
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Tori, here you go.
237
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Ohh! You're alone?
Where's your boyfriend?
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Slaughtering thousands of
innocent insects in the name of love.
239
00:12:00,178 --> 00:12:02,647
You mean the honesty
approach didn't work?
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Quel suprise!
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00:12:04,983 --> 00:12:06,050
Zack...
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Sweetheart...
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Honey...
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I need help.
245
00:12:09,888 --> 00:12:11,156
Please.
246
00:12:13,758 --> 00:12:16,361
It's almost a shame
to break those two kids up.
247
00:12:16,461 --> 00:12:18,163
Screech is starting
to bother Tori.
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I'd like my girlfriend back.
249
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He's coming. Go hide.
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Go.
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00:12:23,168 --> 00:12:24,469
Uhh!
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00:12:25,470 --> 00:12:27,105
[humming]
253
00:12:29,908 --> 00:12:31,609
Oh, hey, Screech.
254
00:12:31,843 --> 00:12:33,445
Have you seen Zack?
255
00:12:33,611 --> 00:12:36,748
Man, he's really been
bummed since he lost Tori.
256
00:12:36,848 --> 00:12:38,683
Ah, a broken heart.
257
00:12:38,783 --> 00:12:40,618
I've been there many times.
258
00:12:45,356 --> 00:12:46,391
There he is.
259
00:12:46,491 --> 00:12:47,826
Screech, listen,
you're his best pal.
260
00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:49,594
Why don't you try
to cheer him up?
261
00:12:54,399 --> 00:12:55,967
? Oh, Zack ?
262
00:12:56,167 --> 00:12:57,535
Boogie, boogie, boogie.
263
00:12:58,670 --> 00:12:59,938
What are you doing?
264
00:13:00,071 --> 00:13:01,439
Trying to cheer him up.
265
00:13:01,573 --> 00:13:03,174
Try something else.
266
00:13:04,442 --> 00:13:06,845
Hey, buddy. Want
to talk about it?
267
00:13:07,479 --> 00:13:10,748
Well, it's just that
I miss Tori so much.
268
00:13:10,882 --> 00:13:12,717
She's a great girl.
269
00:13:13,051 --> 00:13:15,220
Ahh, I can understand.
270
00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:17,489
Is there anything
I can do to help?
271
00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:19,657
Well, there is one thing.
272
00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:22,560
Nah, forget it.
273
00:13:22,660 --> 00:13:24,262
I can't ask him to do that.
274
00:13:24,996 --> 00:13:26,397
Of course you can.
275
00:13:26,498 --> 00:13:28,633
I'd do anything for you.
Just name it.
276
00:13:31,169 --> 00:13:34,372
O.K. Would you stop
going out with Tori?
277
00:13:34,906 --> 00:13:36,007
What are you, nuts?
278
00:13:36,074 --> 00:13:37,342
Find a hobby.
279
00:13:46,784 --> 00:13:48,620
Guess who, my leather angel?
280
00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:51,589
Oh, gee.
Could it be... Screech?
281
00:13:51,789 --> 00:13:55,159
Darn! I'm going to have to start
washing my hands after biology.
282
00:13:57,962 --> 00:14:00,064
Tori, what say
we cement our love,
283
00:14:00,164 --> 00:14:01,299
and you wear my ring?
284
00:14:01,399 --> 00:14:02,867
Oh, Screech, that's sweet,
285
00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:04,736
but I've already
got mine. Sorry.
286
00:14:04,836 --> 00:14:07,906
You're supposed to wear your
boyfriend's ring around your neck.
287
00:14:08,072 --> 00:14:09,274
Screech, you're not my--
288
00:14:09,374 --> 00:14:11,676
Tut tut tut. Shh!
289
00:14:11,809 --> 00:14:13,545
We'll discuss while we dine.
290
00:14:13,611 --> 00:14:15,647
I hope you like
brussels sprouts.
291
00:14:19,117 --> 00:14:21,052
Oh, Tori, there you are.
292
00:14:21,219 --> 00:14:23,555
Um, about the plan,
didn't work.
293
00:14:23,655 --> 00:14:25,557
Yeah. So watch out for Screech.
294
00:14:25,657 --> 00:14:27,659
Too late.
We're engaged.
295
00:14:30,061 --> 00:14:33,698
Well, if it isn't Zack
deal-is-my-middle-name Morris.
296
00:14:33,765 --> 00:14:34,899
What's the matter?
297
00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:35,967
This is.
298
00:14:36,067 --> 00:14:39,203
Your gold ring left a
green stain on my finger.
299
00:14:39,771 --> 00:14:42,040
I don't understand.
Why would it do that?
300
00:14:42,707 --> 00:14:44,676
Because it's not gold.
301
00:14:44,876 --> 00:14:46,177
Duh.
302
00:14:47,445 --> 00:14:49,047
You got ripped off.
303
00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:51,215
Well, maybe it's just yours.
304
00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:54,018
Uh-huh.
305
00:14:54,085 --> 00:14:55,720
Well, maybe it's just ours.
306
00:14:55,820 --> 00:14:57,388
There he is.
307
00:14:58,623 --> 00:15:00,592
Maybe it's just everybody's.
308
00:15:11,269 --> 00:15:13,304
[ring]
309
00:15:13,805 --> 00:15:15,773
Gem Diamond ringologist.
310
00:15:15,873 --> 00:15:17,809
Yeah. Hi, Gem?
It's Zack Morris.
311
00:15:17,909 --> 00:15:19,377
Oh, um...
312
00:15:19,477 --> 00:15:20,745
Gem's not here right now,
313
00:15:20,845 --> 00:15:22,580
so please leave
a message at the beep.
314
00:15:23,047 --> 00:15:24,515
No, gem.
315
00:15:24,616 --> 00:15:26,050
Look, I've got trouble.
316
00:15:26,150 --> 00:15:27,652
Because of your phony rings,
317
00:15:27,719 --> 00:15:29,787
the whole senior
class has green fingers.
318
00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:31,556
What's that got to do with me?
319
00:15:32,390 --> 00:15:34,492
You ripped me off.
I want my money back.
320
00:15:34,592 --> 00:15:37,095
Sorry. All sales are final.
321
00:15:37,261 --> 00:15:38,796
Have a nice day.
322
00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:44,569
Oh. Slimeball
hung up on me.
323
00:15:44,769 --> 00:15:46,471
What am I going to do? I'm dead.
324
00:15:46,704 --> 00:15:48,006
- Yup.
- Yup.
325
00:15:49,440 --> 00:15:50,742
Look at the bright side.
326
00:15:50,842 --> 00:15:53,211
At least Screech isn't
in love with you.
327
00:15:53,611 --> 00:15:57,048
It's nice to have
that boob off my case.
328
00:15:57,181 --> 00:15:58,816
Think positive.
329
00:15:58,916 --> 00:16:00,585
Maybe he'll fall
for someone else.
330
00:16:00,685 --> 00:16:02,286
Even I'd go out with him
331
00:16:02,387 --> 00:16:04,122
if it would get me
out of this ring jam.
332
00:16:04,222 --> 00:16:06,891
So would every green-fingered
girl in the school.
333
00:16:07,892 --> 00:16:09,460
That's it. Tory,
334
00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:12,630
I've got a way to solve both of
our problems at the same time.
335
00:16:12,730 --> 00:16:14,298
Before I call gem again,
336
00:16:14,465 --> 00:16:16,567
I need you to get
Screech really steamed up.
337
00:16:16,668 --> 00:16:17,769
Then what?
338
00:16:17,869 --> 00:16:20,705
Slater and I will
take care of the rest.
339
00:16:24,042 --> 00:16:25,910
Jump, zondo. Jump.
340
00:16:28,012 --> 00:16:30,048
I've got to show you something.
341
00:16:30,181 --> 00:16:33,551
Oh, Tori. It's, um,
not what you think.
342
00:16:33,751 --> 00:16:36,154
This isn't my flea circus.
343
00:16:36,287 --> 00:16:38,022
No. It's--
344
00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:39,257
it's...
345
00:16:41,592 --> 00:16:42,960
Oh, you caught me.
346
00:16:43,061 --> 00:16:44,162
I couldn't kill them.
347
00:16:44,262 --> 00:16:45,797
I love the little guys.
348
00:16:45,897 --> 00:16:48,199
It's O.K. I don't
care about the fleas.
349
00:16:48,266 --> 00:16:49,367
Really?
350
00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:52,103
Then would you like to see zondo
jump through the flaming hoop?
351
00:16:52,236 --> 00:16:54,739
I've got to show you something.
352
00:16:55,173 --> 00:16:56,574
Oh, no.
353
00:16:56,674 --> 00:16:59,110
Did you get a hickey
from a Martian?
354
00:17:01,512 --> 00:17:03,614
The guy that sold
these rings is a crook.
355
00:17:03,715 --> 00:17:05,316
It's not real gold.
356
00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:07,418
The scoundrel.
357
00:17:07,552 --> 00:17:11,889
It just breaks my heart to see
the first true symbol of our love is...
358
00:17:11,989 --> 00:17:13,224
tarnished.
359
00:17:14,926 --> 00:17:16,060
Don't worry, Tori.
360
00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:17,528
I can always
buy you another ring.
361
00:17:17,628 --> 00:17:18,896
That's not enough.
362
00:17:18,963 --> 00:17:21,733
Somebody has to teach
this guy a lesson.
363
00:17:22,133 --> 00:17:23,835
I think he's at the Max.
364
00:17:24,202 --> 00:17:27,705
You're right. He's made a
mockery of our passion.
365
00:17:27,805 --> 00:17:30,575
I'll tear him limb from limb.
366
00:17:35,646 --> 00:17:36,881
Zondo?
367
00:17:37,782 --> 00:17:39,250
Oh.
368
00:17:39,350 --> 00:17:40,351
That does it.
369
00:17:40,418 --> 00:17:42,053
This guy is toast.
370
00:17:53,264 --> 00:17:54,499
Thanks for coming.
371
00:17:54,632 --> 00:17:56,434
Your second phone call
intrigued me.
372
00:17:56,534 --> 00:17:58,770
Tell me more about
your change of heart.
373
00:17:59,103 --> 00:18:00,905
Step into my office.
374
00:18:02,807 --> 00:18:05,810
This is my associate
A.C. Slater.
375
00:18:05,910 --> 00:18:07,612
What's the A.C.
stand for?
376
00:18:07,678 --> 00:18:09,247
Abnormally cruel.
377
00:18:09,347 --> 00:18:11,282
Yee-ah!
378
00:18:11,774 --> 00:18:12,842
Gem...
379
00:18:13,251 --> 00:18:14,919
Let's cut to the chase.
380
00:18:17,922 --> 00:18:20,725
I am very impressed
by the way you ripped me off.
381
00:18:20,992 --> 00:18:22,560
It's nice to be appreciated.
382
00:18:22,660 --> 00:18:25,062
I thought you and your
buddies are upset.
383
00:18:25,296 --> 00:18:26,597
Who cares about them?
384
00:18:26,697 --> 00:18:28,166
I got my ring for free.
385
00:18:28,232 --> 00:18:31,502
Here's the deal -- we
should become partners.
386
00:18:31,636 --> 00:18:34,605
What do I need you for?
Me and Ma do fine.
387
00:18:34,906 --> 00:18:36,741
'Cause I'm a teenager,
388
00:18:36,841 --> 00:18:38,442
and I can get into any school
389
00:18:38,543 --> 00:18:40,812
and convince kids
to buy rings from you.
390
00:18:40,945 --> 00:18:42,680
I like the way you think.
391
00:18:42,814 --> 00:18:44,315
What's the muscle for?
392
00:18:44,515 --> 00:18:45,783
Slater?
393
00:18:46,350 --> 00:18:50,388
You see, he will convince anyone
who needs convincing.
394
00:18:50,521 --> 00:18:51,422
Right.
395
00:18:51,522 --> 00:18:52,723
Like this.
396
00:18:59,397 --> 00:19:00,665
So...
397
00:19:00,832 --> 00:19:02,266
what do you say?
398
00:19:02,867 --> 00:19:04,502
What do I say?
399
00:19:04,635 --> 00:19:06,904
Bada bing!
Bada boom!
400
00:19:09,574 --> 00:19:11,008
Where is Screech?
401
00:19:11,108 --> 00:19:13,945
If Tori did her job,
he'll be here any second.
402
00:19:19,617 --> 00:19:21,886
Whoa-woo!
403
00:19:22,587 --> 00:19:24,322
Hey, you,
Mr. Ring guy.
404
00:19:24,622 --> 00:19:26,123
- Uh-oh!
- Uh-oh!
405
00:19:27,124 --> 00:19:29,126
I'm here to defend
the honor of Tori
406
00:19:29,227 --> 00:19:31,495
and all the green-fingered
girls at Bayside.
407
00:19:31,963 --> 00:19:34,832
Tough guy, take care
of this punk!
408
00:19:34,932 --> 00:19:36,234
Right.
409
00:19:36,634 --> 00:19:37,735
Ah!
410
00:19:37,835 --> 00:19:39,103
Step aside.
411
00:19:39,203 --> 00:19:42,206
I'll teach this guy
a lesson ninja style.
412
00:19:42,340 --> 00:19:44,575
I can't let you
do that, Screech.
413
00:19:44,976 --> 00:19:46,477
Ooh.
414
00:19:46,744 --> 00:19:47,879
Ooga!
415
00:19:47,979 --> 00:19:49,247
Booga!
416
00:19:53,618 --> 00:19:55,086
Uh!
417
00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:57,922
Do something... partner.
418
00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:00,958
Screech, heh heh heh.
419
00:20:01,025 --> 00:20:03,794
Buddy, huh, can't we
be reasonable here?
420
00:20:03,895 --> 00:20:05,496
Tell that to zondo.
421
00:20:05,763 --> 00:20:06,931
Whoo!
422
00:20:07,031 --> 00:20:08,432
Oh!
423
00:20:10,401 --> 00:20:11,802
Oh.
424
00:20:14,472 --> 00:20:16,073
All right, you scumbucket!
425
00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:18,843
Replace those phony
rings with real ones
426
00:20:19,010 --> 00:20:20,111
or else...
427
00:20:20,211 --> 00:20:21,846
Whoo! Ooh!
428
00:20:21,946 --> 00:20:23,281
Aye! Aye! Aye!
429
00:20:23,381 --> 00:20:24,882
You got it!
430
00:20:24,982 --> 00:20:27,084
I'll get you all new rings.
431
00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:29,754
I promise, only don't hurt me!
432
00:20:29,854 --> 00:20:31,155
Please!
433
00:20:31,222 --> 00:20:33,958
Ma, start the car!
434
00:20:38,930 --> 00:20:40,831
Yes! I can't believe
that worked.
435
00:20:40,932 --> 00:20:42,433
We'll get our new rings.
436
00:20:42,500 --> 00:20:44,235
And Screech is a hero.
437
00:20:44,335 --> 00:20:45,536
Bada bing!
438
00:20:45,636 --> 00:20:47,071
Bada boom!
439
00:20:47,805 --> 00:20:49,774
Hey, Maxwell,
440
00:20:49,907 --> 00:20:53,077
here are your brand-new rings,
441
00:20:53,177 --> 00:20:55,212
and this time, they're real.
442
00:20:56,047 --> 00:20:58,816
Now that's fine
craftsmanship, Morris.
443
00:20:58,916 --> 00:21:01,519
I got two hot babes
waiting for these.
444
00:21:06,657 --> 00:21:08,192
Hey, guys.
How you doing?
445
00:21:08,292 --> 00:21:09,660
Slater, here's your ring.
446
00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:10,594
Thanks.
447
00:21:10,695 --> 00:21:11,696
Lisa.
448
00:21:11,796 --> 00:21:12,897
Hey.
449
00:21:13,264 --> 00:21:14,765
"24-karat gold."
450
00:21:14,832 --> 00:21:16,200
Works for me.
451
00:21:21,605 --> 00:21:25,743
Listen, guys, I'm sorry I had
to rough you up at the Max.
452
00:21:26,043 --> 00:21:27,578
I was in a blind rage.
453
00:21:27,678 --> 00:21:29,246
Hey, no biggie, Screech.
454
00:21:29,347 --> 00:21:30,481
We understand.
455
00:21:30,781 --> 00:21:32,917
Oh, in fact, here's your ring.
456
00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:39,156
Screech, will you take
me to the movies tonight?
457
00:21:39,815 --> 00:21:42,484
He promised to take me
to the moth museum.
458
00:21:42,626 --> 00:21:44,362
- No. Me.
- No. Me.
459
00:21:44,428 --> 00:21:45,997
Excuse me, my lovelies.
460
00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:52,436
Tori, I don't mean
to break your heart,
461
00:21:52,503 --> 00:21:55,272
but I think maybe we
should call it quits.
462
00:21:56,774 --> 00:21:58,409
O.K., Screech, if--
463
00:21:58,476 --> 00:22:00,044
if-- if you say so.
464
00:22:00,144 --> 00:22:02,279
But before you
break down into tears,
465
00:22:02,346 --> 00:22:03,714
let me explain.
466
00:22:03,814 --> 00:22:07,585
There's so little of me
and so many of them.
467
00:22:09,086 --> 00:22:10,554
I understand.
468
00:22:11,097 --> 00:22:12,699
You're very wise.
469
00:22:12,780 --> 00:22:13,947
I know.
470
00:22:24,835 --> 00:22:26,404
So, I, uh...
471
00:22:27,004 --> 00:22:28,572
hear you're on the rebound.
472
00:22:29,140 --> 00:22:30,574
Yeah.
473
00:22:31,042 --> 00:22:33,177
I don't know if I'll ever be
able to get over Screech.
474
00:22:33,244 --> 00:22:34,478
Oh, yeah?
475
00:22:36,414 --> 00:22:37,615
Would this help?
476
00:22:37,782 --> 00:22:39,517
Uh, it's a good start.
477
00:22:39,567 --> 00:22:44,117
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