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[bell rings]
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? When I wake up in the morning
and the alarm gives out a warning ?
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? I don't think I'll ever
make it on time ?
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? By the time I grab my books
and I give myself a look ?
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? I'm at the corner just in time
to see the bus fly by ?
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? It's all right ?
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? 'Cause I'm saved by the bell ?
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? If the teacher pops a test
I know I'm in a mess ?
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? And my dog ate
all my homework last night ?
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? Ridin' low on my chair,
she won't know that I'm there ?
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? If I can hand it in tomorrow
it will be all right ?
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? It's all right ?
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? 'Cause I'm saved by the bell... ?
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? It's all right,
'cause I'm saved by the-- ?
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? It's all right, 'cause I'm saved
by the-- ?
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? It's all right,
'cause I'm saved by the bell ?
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Hi, guys.
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Zack, your hair looks great.
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And, Tory, I just
love that outfit.
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It's so... so you.
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You've already got my
vote for homecoming queen.
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Mine, too.
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Oh. Then why am I
wasting my time here?
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Terry, I just love
that nail polish.
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OK, Ox. The party
is 7:30 Thursday.
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Everybody knows
it'll be a blast.
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I can't wait. Where's
it going to be?
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Your house, remember?
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Your parents aren't
going to be home.
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We'll meet at the Max at lunch
and plan the party.
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I'll bring the water.
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Why?
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'Cause I'm
the water boy. Duh!
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OK, guys, we are seniors,
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so this is our last
homecoming football party.
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Let's make it great.
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Hey, how's the party
planning going, guys?
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What party?
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Oh!
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Good luck.
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Thanks.
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? Da da da-da da-da ?
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Announcing the
homecoming queen elect,
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her highness, Lisa Turtle!
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[cheering]
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Thank you, my loyal subjects.
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I got one!
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I got one. See?
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Congratulations, Lisa.
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Bet you're excited about
being crowned on Friday.
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You know me.
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I do so love being the
center of attention.
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I can't plan this party.
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These guys have the
combined IQ of an eggplant.
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No! Ow!
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Ouch!
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You guys are animals.
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Why don't you have a toga party?
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Toga?
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Toga! Toga! Toga!
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Toga!
Toga! Toga!
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Toga! Toga! Toga!
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Toga! Toga! Toga!
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Hey! Let's trash
this place, huh?
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Ah, no!
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This is your house!
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Oh, bad idea!
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Hey, Tammy.
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How you doing?
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Much better,
now that you're here.
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Zack, did you forget about me?
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Et tu, brunett�?
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Tory!
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Tory, have you met
Terry and Tammy?
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No. So far
I've been lucky.
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The beer is here!
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[cheering]
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My brother's I.D.
worked great.
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Slater.
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Uh, hey, that's cool.
No, thanks.
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Come on, captain.
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Make a toast.
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Slater! Slater! Slater!
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Slater! Slater! Slater!
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All right. All right.
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Here's to the Bayside
football team --
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not the smartest guys I know,
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but the best
party animals anywhere.
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Here you go, Preppie. Drink up.
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Uh, beer?
I don't know, Slater.
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Come on.
It's just a beer.
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We're seniors.
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Aw, you're right, huh?
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What the heck.
What the hey?
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Here you go.
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Queen Lisa...
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Here is your royal brewski.
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Long live the queen.
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Hear, hear.
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I'll drink to that.
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Tory, are you having one?
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No. I don't drink.
What about you?
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Are you kidding? I get a
buzz from cough syrup!
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[burp]
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Screech: Help! Help!
Help! Help!
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Hey, where have you been, Kitna?
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Pukin' my guts out.
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As long as you're having fun.
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Tory, how are you doing?
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Having a blast.
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I'm out of here.
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Tory...
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Come on, Zack.
Let's leave.
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My coronation is tomorrow.
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I need some beauty sleep.
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Ah, no problem.
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This party's dead, anyway.
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I'll call my mom to pick me up.
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We'll drive you, Screech.
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Lisa's folks are out of town.
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We've got her mom's Mercedes.
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Guys, I can't drive.
I'm a little woozy.
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I don't think I
should drive, either.
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I didn't drink.
I'll drive.
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Please! You can't even walk
without bumping into something.
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That's right.
I'll drive.
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You sure you're OK?
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You kidding?
I'm fine.
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All right.
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All right.
Let's go.
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[wild thing plays]
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Whoo!
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[all]
? Wild thing! ?
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? You make my heart sing ?
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You're my heart, baby.
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? You make everything ?
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? Groovy ?
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I can dig it.
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? Wild thing.. ?
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Ooh, is it hot in here?
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I don't feel too good.
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Oh, that's better.
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Hey, Lisa, you know
my dog likes to do this.
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Zack!
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[car horn honks]
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Watch the road, Preppie!
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? Wild thing ?
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[car horn honks]
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Aah, Zack!
Hey, you're--
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[Screeching tires]
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[crash]
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All right, Lisa, keep going!
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A little more!
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OK, OK, OK, OK!
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Halt!
Halt!
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All right.
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Tory, thanks.
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Without your money, we couldn't
have towed the car to my house.
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There's nothing I'd rather do in the
middle of the night than save your butts.
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You sure you're OK?
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I whacked my shoulder
when we hit that telephone pole.
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It'll be all right.
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You are a good friend, Tory.
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If I were a good friend,
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I never would have let
you drive in the first place.
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Man, we're in trouble.
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We're underage, we
were drinking and driving--
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Shut up.
You didn't drink.
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Hey, that's true.
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Man, are you guys in trouble!
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I'm the one that's in trouble.
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Look at my mom's car!
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Stay cool.
Your mom won't know.
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We'll leave it here so your
neighbors won't see Slater fixing it.
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Wait a second.
This is a Mercedes.
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Parts are expensive.
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Leave it to me.
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My dad's coming!
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If he knows I've been
drinking, I'll be grounded.
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Be cool.
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Zack. What's
going on here?
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It's late, son.
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Nothing, Dad.
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We, uh, sort of got
in an accident.
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An accident?
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Is everybody all right?
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Yeah, Dad.
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We were coming home from the party
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and this dog ran
in front of the car.
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Lisa swerved to miss it,
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and we sort of
hit a telephone pole.
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I'm glad everybody's OK.
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I'll help you get this to
Lisa's tomorrow morning.
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You can't!
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That's right. Her
garage is full of...
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boxes.
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Tools.
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Homeless people.
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That's boxes of tools
for homeless people.
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Yeah.
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We do that every year.
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Anyway, I'm going to call your
mother and tell her you're OK.
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Zack, he can't call my mother.
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She's not home!
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Quick-- you call him first.
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Lisa, pretend to be your mom.
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All right.
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[telephone rings]
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Hi, Mr. Morris--
uh, Derek.
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It's Judy Turtle.
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Sorry to call so late.
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It's OK, Judy.
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I didn't know
whether you'd heard --
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the kids were in a car accident.
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Yes. Don't worry.
Everybody's fine.
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It's no problem keeping
your car for a couple days.
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Thanks, Derek. I
really appreciate it.
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If you or your wife
ever need an operation,
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I owe you one.
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Uh... all right.
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Judy, get some sleep.
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Whew!
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All right.
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So far, we're in the clear.
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I've got to get some sleep.
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I feel like Screech looks.
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Boy, I feel like my head's
been put through a blender.
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I don't see why
people like to drink.
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I know.
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I feel so nauseous.
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You'll feel worse.
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It's going to cost 1,000
bucks to fix your mom's car.
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- What?
- $1,000?
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Yep.
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Where will we get that?
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I'm dead.
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If we get a water pump
from the school auto shop,
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we'll only need $500.
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Hey, I've got a plan.
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Oh, Sylvester!
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I've got a way Agnes Kravitz
will remember your name forever.
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Forever? Do tell.
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We'll put a personal message
to her on Slater's uniform
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during the homecoming game.
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Holy Toledo, what a great idea!
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How much?
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It'll only cost you $10.
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Oh.
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Per letter.
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That's right.
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So if it reads,
"S.S. Loves Agnes..."
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That'll be 120 bucks.
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Mm-hmm.
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You know...
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If a guy did that for me,
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I'd be his forever.
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Here, here.
Take it.
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All right.
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OK, we sell a few more messages,
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the car gets fixed,
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and your mom will never know.
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My mother! I forgot to
call her this morning!
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Can I use your phone?
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Sure.
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Hi, Mom?
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Lisa?
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It's about time.
268
00:11:58,074 --> 00:12:00,176
I tried calling you
till 12:30 last night.
269
00:12:00,276 --> 00:12:01,611
Where were you?
270
00:12:01,711 --> 00:12:03,346
I'm sorry, Mom.
271
00:12:03,546 --> 00:12:06,749
I-- I was, uh, at Tory's
house studying.
272
00:12:06,883 --> 00:12:08,050
Oh!
273
00:12:08,117 --> 00:12:09,752
You're such a good student.
274
00:12:09,852 --> 00:12:12,388
Now, don't you have
something to tell me?
275
00:12:12,522 --> 00:12:15,558
Tell you?
Uh... OK.
276
00:12:16,092 --> 00:12:17,593
I-- I miss you?
277
00:12:17,693 --> 00:12:19,195
Girl, stop teasing me.
278
00:12:19,295 --> 00:12:21,230
Are you homecoming queen or not?
279
00:12:21,364 --> 00:12:23,099
Oh, yes, I am!
280
00:12:23,199 --> 00:12:25,167
I get crowned at the
pep rally tomorrow.
281
00:12:25,268 --> 00:12:28,004
That's wonderful!
I'm so proud of you.
282
00:12:28,137 --> 00:12:29,839
Is everything else OK?
283
00:12:29,939 --> 00:12:32,275
Fine! Perfect!
Especially the car.
284
00:12:32,408 --> 00:12:34,243
I mean, it runs great.
285
00:12:35,678 --> 00:12:37,013
Ring!
286
00:12:37,179 --> 00:12:39,715
Oh, wait. I think
I heard the bell.
287
00:12:39,815 --> 00:12:41,350
Got to go to class.
288
00:12:41,450 --> 00:12:42,885
I love you.
289
00:12:44,287 --> 00:12:46,155
Great job, Lisa.
Whew!
290
00:12:46,289 --> 00:12:48,424
Yeah...
I'm a great liar.
291
00:12:48,524 --> 00:12:51,961
Who'll sneak into the auto
shop for the water pump?
292
00:12:52,328 --> 00:12:54,130
Water pump?
I'll get it.
293
00:12:54,230 --> 00:12:55,831
I'm the water boy!
294
00:13:09,912 --> 00:13:11,347
What are we looking at?
295
00:13:11,414 --> 00:13:12,682
Aah!
296
00:13:13,916 --> 00:13:16,385
What are you doing
with a water pump?
297
00:13:16,619 --> 00:13:18,421
Lisa's mother's car
won't run without it.
298
00:13:18,487 --> 00:13:19,755
Bye!
299
00:13:19,989 --> 00:13:22,458
What's wrong with
Lisa's mother's car?
300
00:13:22,692 --> 00:13:24,660
Boy, I have to
give them credit --
301
00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:26,596
those girls do nice work.
302
00:13:26,796 --> 00:13:28,497
Look at that stitching.
303
00:13:32,034 --> 00:13:33,936
Slater... what happened?
304
00:13:34,337 --> 00:13:36,639
I hurt my shoulder
worse than I thought.
305
00:13:36,772 --> 00:13:39,075
Now I can't play in
the homecoming game.
306
00:13:45,448 --> 00:13:48,384
You can't play in
the homecoming game?
307
00:13:48,484 --> 00:13:51,420
I'll owe $500 in refunds
for your jersey.
308
00:13:51,554 --> 00:13:53,189
Throw little short passes.
309
00:13:53,289 --> 00:13:54,824
Forget the money!
310
00:13:55,057 --> 00:13:58,361
I'm a senior. I'm the
captain. It's homecoming.
311
00:13:58,761 --> 00:14:01,263
Now I have to watch
the game from the bench.
312
00:14:01,397 --> 00:14:02,732
Sorry, Slater.
313
00:14:02,832 --> 00:14:04,500
Yeah, me, too.
314
00:14:07,036 --> 00:14:09,171
Lisa, is everything OK?
315
00:14:09,271 --> 00:14:11,040
Screech told me
about the accident.
316
00:14:11,140 --> 00:14:12,241
He did?
317
00:14:12,341 --> 00:14:13,376
Yeah.
318
00:14:13,476 --> 00:14:17,046
It's not every day a truckload
of bananas spills on the freeway.
319
00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:20,616
I'm just glad your
mother is all right.
320
00:14:21,083 --> 00:14:24,153
Terrible thing about
those monkeys, though.
321
00:14:25,287 --> 00:14:27,056
Oh, yeah, that's terrible.
322
00:14:27,156 --> 00:14:28,691
But the important thing is,
323
00:14:28,791 --> 00:14:30,493
Dr. Turtle
is all right.
324
00:14:30,926 --> 00:14:32,762
Slater, what
happened to your arm?
325
00:14:32,928 --> 00:14:34,130
My arm?
326
00:14:34,463 --> 00:14:36,365
What happened to my arm?
327
00:14:36,666 --> 00:14:38,200
Uh, football practice, sir.
328
00:14:38,300 --> 00:14:40,469
Slater was so intent
on winning Saturday's game,
329
00:14:40,569 --> 00:14:42,972
he threw too hard
and separated his shoulder.
330
00:14:43,072 --> 00:14:45,341
You'll miss the big game!
331
00:14:45,574 --> 00:14:46,842
I know.
332
00:14:46,976 --> 00:14:48,010
I'm sorry.
333
00:14:48,110 --> 00:14:49,812
Aw, don't be sorry, son.
334
00:14:49,912 --> 00:14:51,414
You gave your all in practice.
335
00:14:51,514 --> 00:14:53,449
You're an example to everyone.
336
00:14:53,549 --> 00:14:55,751
I'm proud
of you, A.C.
337
00:14:57,820 --> 00:15:00,823
Yeah... I'm real
proud of me, too.
338
00:15:04,126 --> 00:15:06,929
Being the water boy is more
than just filling cups.
339
00:15:07,530 --> 00:15:08,864
It's knowing when to say,
340
00:15:08,964 --> 00:15:11,200
"spit that out
or you'll get a cramp!"
341
00:15:12,435 --> 00:15:13,502
Uh...
342
00:15:13,636 --> 00:15:15,671
Thank you!
Thank you, Screech.
343
00:15:18,407 --> 00:15:20,776
Now I have a bit of bad news.
344
00:15:21,010 --> 00:15:23,112
Because of an injury
during practice,
345
00:15:23,179 --> 00:15:25,915
A.C. Slater won't
be playing tomorrow.
346
00:15:28,017 --> 00:15:30,853
A.C., would you
say a few words?
347
00:15:31,253 --> 00:15:33,522
Your captain
A.C. Slater!
348
00:15:37,393 --> 00:15:38,828
Hey, guys.
349
00:15:39,462 --> 00:15:41,363
Listen, we had a great year,
350
00:15:41,430 --> 00:15:43,432
and we worked real hard.
351
00:15:43,833 --> 00:15:45,568
Just because I can't play
352
00:15:45,668 --> 00:15:47,503
doesn't mean we can't win.
353
00:15:47,603 --> 00:15:49,939
[sobbing]
354
00:15:50,339 --> 00:15:52,408
Oh, it's all right, big guy.
355
00:15:52,508 --> 00:15:54,410
Here, have some water.
356
00:15:55,845 --> 00:15:57,713
Let's win this one for Slater!
357
00:16:03,919 --> 00:16:06,489
What homecoming would be
complete without a queen?
358
00:16:06,622 --> 00:16:09,658
This year you've elected someone
who's not only beautiful,
359
00:16:09,759 --> 00:16:13,129
but honest, hardworking,
and a great role model...
360
00:16:13,262 --> 00:16:14,897
Lisa Turtle!
361
00:16:33,916 --> 00:16:35,351
Thank you.
362
00:16:36,752 --> 00:16:39,488
I-- I really don't deserve
to be up here.
363
00:16:43,058 --> 00:16:45,728
I'm not everything
Mr. Belding said I am.
364
00:16:47,930 --> 00:16:51,233
But I will try and be
a good queen.
365
00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:53,102
Go Bayside!
366
00:16:59,909 --> 00:17:01,544
Mom, you're back early.
367
00:17:01,644 --> 00:17:03,612
I took a cab from
the airport, honey.
368
00:17:03,712 --> 00:17:07,049
I wouldn't miss seeing my baby
crowned homecoming queen!
369
00:17:08,017 --> 00:17:09,351
Lisa's mom is back!
370
00:17:09,451 --> 00:17:10,619
Is the car ready?
371
00:17:10,753 --> 00:17:13,055
Slater and I finished
it during lunch.
372
00:17:13,856 --> 00:17:16,225
Zack, if Slater isn't playing,
373
00:17:16,425 --> 00:17:18,427
Agnes won't know how deep
374
00:17:18,527 --> 00:17:20,462
my love burns for her.
375
00:17:20,563 --> 00:17:22,431
We want our money back!
376
00:17:23,132 --> 00:17:24,567
I don't have it.
377
00:17:24,867 --> 00:17:26,368
Give me your cellular phone,
378
00:17:26,435 --> 00:17:28,003
and we'll call it even.
379
00:17:28,370 --> 00:17:29,705
My phone?
380
00:17:35,077 --> 00:17:37,246
I've had that phone
since junior high!
381
00:17:38,380 --> 00:17:40,683
What did I do to
get into this mess?
382
00:17:40,916 --> 00:17:43,586
You drove drunk and
hit a telephone pole.
383
00:17:44,153 --> 00:17:45,688
Hey, guys.
384
00:17:45,788 --> 00:17:47,389
Pretty exciting day, huh?
385
00:17:47,489 --> 00:17:49,291
Oh, yeah.
386
00:17:50,125 --> 00:17:51,560
I'd like to get home.
387
00:17:51,660 --> 00:17:53,162
Would you give me a ride?
388
00:17:53,863 --> 00:17:55,698
I-- I can't, mom.
389
00:17:55,798 --> 00:17:57,566
Your car's at my house.
390
00:17:57,700 --> 00:17:59,935
We washed and waxed it.
391
00:18:00,035 --> 00:18:01,604
I'll take you there.
392
00:18:01,704 --> 00:18:04,340
Make sure you wear
your seat belt. Ow!
393
00:18:06,041 --> 00:18:08,711
[engine whines]
394
00:18:09,011 --> 00:18:11,247
[engine whines]
395
00:18:13,716 --> 00:18:15,751
Well, that's funny.
It won't start.
396
00:18:16,185 --> 00:18:17,720
I thought you fixed it.
397
00:18:17,786 --> 00:18:19,488
So did I!
398
00:18:20,522 --> 00:18:22,391
I wonder what's wrong with it.
399
00:18:22,892 --> 00:18:25,027
Did it give you any problems?
400
00:18:25,094 --> 00:18:26,195
Uh, I--
401
00:18:26,295 --> 00:18:29,064
Oh, I know what's wrong!
402
00:18:29,198 --> 00:18:30,466
The-- the wax!
403
00:18:30,566 --> 00:18:33,869
It must have clogged
the fuel injection.
404
00:18:34,136 --> 00:18:36,138
Happens all the time.
Right, Slater?
405
00:18:36,238 --> 00:18:37,539
Uh-- yeah.
406
00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:39,241
It happened to me last week.
407
00:18:39,341 --> 00:18:40,676
We can fix it.
408
00:18:41,577 --> 00:18:43,345
How long till it unclogs?
409
00:18:43,579 --> 00:18:45,748
About an hour.
410
00:18:46,315 --> 00:18:47,650
Oh, OK.
We'll wait.
411
00:18:47,750 --> 00:18:49,618
Or two or three or four hours.
412
00:18:49,919 --> 00:18:52,154
Depends how big the clog is.
413
00:18:52,621 --> 00:18:54,523
I guess we better go.
414
00:18:54,623 --> 00:18:55,958
Can one of you boys
give us a lift?
415
00:18:56,091 --> 00:18:57,092
Sure, I'll give you a ride.
416
00:18:57,192 --> 00:18:58,227
Hey, guys.
417
00:18:58,327 --> 00:19:00,029
Hi, Judy.
Nice to see you.
418
00:19:00,195 --> 00:19:03,365
How do you like the job
these kids did on your car?
419
00:19:04,300 --> 00:19:06,168
Better than any car wash.
420
00:19:06,368 --> 00:19:09,338
Dad, some guy wants
to buy 100 computers.
421
00:19:09,405 --> 00:19:11,140
Better call him.
422
00:19:11,840 --> 00:19:13,475
Business calls.
423
00:19:14,143 --> 00:19:16,445
Slater, you've done a great job.
424
00:19:16,578 --> 00:19:19,048
This doesn't even look
like it's been in an accident.
425
00:19:20,649 --> 00:19:21,784
Accident?
426
00:19:21,884 --> 00:19:25,120
You know, the wax
getting inside.
427
00:19:25,321 --> 00:19:26,622
What wax?
428
00:19:26,922 --> 00:19:30,559
Uh, well, when we finished...
429
00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:33,162
Washing it, we waxed it.
430
00:19:33,262 --> 00:19:35,331
Then it clogged
the fuel injection
431
00:19:35,497 --> 00:19:37,166
and... and...
432
00:19:39,702 --> 00:19:41,470
I can't do this anymore.
433
00:19:41,837 --> 00:19:43,339
It's all a lie.
434
00:19:44,773 --> 00:19:48,677
Dr. Turtle, we got
in an accident in your car.
435
00:19:48,777 --> 00:19:50,879
She knows that.
She called me.
436
00:19:50,946 --> 00:19:52,348
I did?
437
00:19:55,417 --> 00:19:57,519
That was Lisa.
438
00:19:59,922 --> 00:20:01,790
The other night,
we went to a party.
439
00:20:01,924 --> 00:20:03,592
We had a few beers.
440
00:20:03,993 --> 00:20:07,029
Lisa was too buzzed to drive,
but I thought I could.
441
00:20:08,731 --> 00:20:11,500
Well... I was wrong.
442
00:20:11,667 --> 00:20:13,502
We hit a telephone pole.
443
00:20:14,236 --> 00:20:18,140
And we've been lying
to everyone ever since.
444
00:20:18,207 --> 00:20:19,875
Let me get this straight --
445
00:20:19,975 --> 00:20:21,910
you drank, you drove,
446
00:20:22,011 --> 00:20:24,380
and Zack had the accident,
not Lisa.
447
00:20:25,214 --> 00:20:28,517
Then you called Zack's father,
pretending to be me.
448
00:20:29,218 --> 00:20:31,053
I'm sorry, Mom.
449
00:20:33,455 --> 00:20:35,057
I messed up.
450
00:20:35,457 --> 00:20:36,859
Yeah...
451
00:20:37,059 --> 00:20:38,360
me, too.
452
00:20:38,861 --> 00:20:40,329
I'm sorry.
453
00:20:41,096 --> 00:20:42,531
We didn't mean to do anything.
454
00:20:42,598 --> 00:20:44,199
This'll never happen again.
455
00:20:44,299 --> 00:20:46,168
You can say that again.
456
00:20:46,568 --> 00:20:49,705
Lisa, we have a weekend
of talking to do.
457
00:20:49,972 --> 00:20:51,707
A weekend?
458
00:20:52,341 --> 00:20:53,642
But what about homecoming?
459
00:20:53,742 --> 00:20:55,744
You can forget about homecoming,
460
00:20:55,844 --> 00:20:57,446
because you're not going.
461
00:20:57,780 --> 00:20:59,982
Now, come on.
We'll walk home.
462
00:21:00,382 --> 00:21:02,885
You better hope I
burn off some energy,
463
00:21:03,052 --> 00:21:04,853
because I am hot!
464
00:21:06,388 --> 00:21:09,124
A.C., I suggest
you go home
465
00:21:09,191 --> 00:21:11,193
and let your father
know all about this
466
00:21:11,293 --> 00:21:12,694
before he hears it from me.
467
00:21:12,795 --> 00:21:14,096
Yes, sir.
468
00:21:16,165 --> 00:21:17,733
Good luck, Zack.
469
00:21:20,335 --> 00:21:21,737
Dad...
470
00:21:22,604 --> 00:21:23,906
I'm sorry.
471
00:21:24,106 --> 00:21:25,574
Sorry.
472
00:21:26,809 --> 00:21:28,377
Doesn't cover it, Zack.
473
00:21:28,477 --> 00:21:29,978
You realize what
could've happened?
474
00:21:30,179 --> 00:21:33,115
You could've been killed
or killed somebody else!
475
00:21:33,682 --> 00:21:34,917
Guess it was pretty stupid.
476
00:21:35,050 --> 00:21:37,453
Stupid? Oh, yeah.
It was pretty darn stupid.
477
00:21:40,322 --> 00:21:42,858
You risked throwing away
the rest of your life
478
00:21:42,991 --> 00:21:44,760
for a couple of beers,
479
00:21:45,227 --> 00:21:47,296
and you lied to me about it.
480
00:21:47,463 --> 00:21:52,167
Zack, it scares me to think
you could be this irresponsible.
481
00:21:52,301 --> 00:21:53,569
Dad, I--
482
00:21:53,702 --> 00:21:57,005
What would you do
in my position?
483
00:21:58,841 --> 00:22:00,776
Besides get really upset?
484
00:22:01,710 --> 00:22:03,312
Yeah.
485
00:22:04,179 --> 00:22:07,449
Maybe ground me
for a couple weeks.
486
00:22:07,816 --> 00:22:09,818
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
487
00:22:10,819 --> 00:22:12,321
And...
488
00:22:12,721 --> 00:22:13,755
And?
489
00:22:13,856 --> 00:22:15,023
Mmm.
490
00:22:15,624 --> 00:22:16,925
Oh.
491
00:22:19,795 --> 00:22:22,030
Take away my car for a while.
492
00:22:22,131 --> 00:22:24,766
Oh, yeah.
For a long while.
493
00:22:25,567 --> 00:22:27,803
You really need to
think about this one, son.
494
00:22:27,936 --> 00:22:29,171
I love you.
495
00:22:29,318 --> 00:22:31,620
I don't want anything
bad to happen to you.
496
00:22:31,670 --> 00:22:36,220
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