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[bell rings]
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? When I wake up in the morning
and the alarm gives out a warning ?
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? I don't think I'll ever
make it on time ?
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? By the time I grab my books
and I give myself a look ?
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? I'm at the corner just in time
to see the bus fly by ?
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? It's all right ?
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? 'Cause I'm saved by the bell ?
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? If the teacher pops a test
I know I'm in a mess ?
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? And my dog ate
all my homework last night ?
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? Ridin' low on my chair,
she won't know that I'm there ?
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? If I can hand it in tomorrow
it will be all right ?
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? It's all right ?
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? 'Cause I'm saved by the bell... ?
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? It's all right,
'cause I'm saved by the-- ?
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? It's all right, 'cause I'm saved
by the-- ?
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? It's all right,
'cause I'm saved by the bell ?
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Zack, hey, hey.
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Shh shh shh!
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I have to begin today's
assembly on a sad note.
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Bayside's talent show
has been postponed.
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Aw! Aw! Aw!
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Our condolences to
ventriloquist Muffin Sangria
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whose dummy, Jo-Jo,
was eaten by termites.
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Ha ha!
Ha ha!
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This is serious.
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Why don't we start a fire with his
remains and toast marshmallows?
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Muffin, we're sorry
for your loss.
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Ha ha ha!
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No, I mean it.
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I-I'm serious.
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Zack, help.
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Uh!
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Uh, we're all sorry, Muffin.
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All right, everyone,
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this Friday's the city
championship game against Valley.
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Here's our
quarterback, A.C. Slater.
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A.C.! A.C.! A.C.!
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Thank you.
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To win, we need all
of you to support us.
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Our tackling dummy is broken,
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so all cute blondes are
welcome to come out and fill in.
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That's sexist.
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You know, she's right.
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All brunettes and
redheads are welcome, too.
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Tomorrow starts
student-teacher week,
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and Mr. Belding will now
announce the winners.
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Thank you, Jessie.
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Now, based on
their written essays,
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the following students have been
selected to be teachers for one week--
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Bill Jones for
Foreign Languages,
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Zarina Keby-nor Jallawari
Singh El Kemelaroudi --
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English,
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for History-- Oh!--
Kelly Kapowski.
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Me? I can't believe it!
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- I'm so happy!
- Me, too.
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I just got underwear that fits!
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For math, Al Pleskin,
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and finally, our student
gym teachers will be
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Lisa Turtle and Screech Powers.
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I'm so happy for you.
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I've always dreamed of this day.
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I can't wait.
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Our student-teachers will have
the same duties as other teachers
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and deserve the same respect.
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Well, hey, that should be easy.
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They never get any.
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You know, Zack, I was really
impressed with your essay.
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Why don't you share it with us?
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You're kidding, right?
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Ahem.
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"Why be a teacher when
you can be a principal?
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"It's the easiest job around.
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You don't do anything.
Ask Belding. The end."
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Zack, your wish has come true.
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You are our new
student-principal.
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Me? You mean I'll have
your job for a week?
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That's right, Mr. Morris.
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We're switching places.
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You are the principal,
and I am the student.
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Well, fine, Richard.
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Now move your car.
It's parked in my space.
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I didn't know you
want to teach, Kelly.
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You know, I've been thinking
about teaching a lot lately.
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Teachers help people.
They can make a difference.
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If you were my teacher,
I'd stay after school every day.
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You do that now.
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If I'm good at teaching,
I've found a career.
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I'm going to be
a good principal.
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I'll make Bayside
more interesting.
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Really? How?
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By, uh, enlarging the peepholes
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in the girls' locker room.
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[blows whistle]
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I'm Muscle Screech
from Muscle Beach,
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but starting tomorrow,
you can call me "Teach."
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Hey, buddy, why are
you teaching gym?
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[imitating German accent]
So that I can pump you up.
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This is you, Ox.
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No, that's "X." I'm Ox, dummy.
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Trust me, ok?
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Forgive him.
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He played last week
without a helmet.
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I sensed that.
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- [bell rings]
- I'll get it.
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Would you all please
take your seats?
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Hey.
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Ok, Kelly.
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Uh, please, it's Miss Kapowski.
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Yeah, sure.
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Come on, you're kidding, right?
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Sit down, Slater.
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Sorry I'm late.
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I stopped to buy you
a welcome present.
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That's nice.
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They were out of apples,
so I got you applesauce.
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Thank you... I think.
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Good morning, class.
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- Good morning.
- Good morning, Kel.
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I'm your new teacher Kelly.
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I mean, Miss
Kazowski-- Kapowski.
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Yeah, that's it.
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Today we're going to talk about
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World War I and World War II.
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Hey, that's World War III!
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What is?
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When you add them together.
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Ha ha!
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It is, isn't it?
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Well, now, let's talk
about your homework assignment
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last night from Mr. McGee.
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What big event
started World War I?
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The assassination of Archduke
Francis Ferdinand of Austria.
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Good. And when did--
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June 28, 1914.
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Right again. And who--
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quit sucking up.
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Slater, when did
Turkey enter the war?
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On Thanksgiving?
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Ha ha ha! Ha ha!
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No. In late October, 1914.
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Slater, when did
World War I end?
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Probably before
World War II began.
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Ha ha! Ha ha!
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It's not funny.
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Bull, do you know the answer?
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Huh?
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Ox?
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Ha ha!
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Did anyone do their homework?
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I did.
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Oh, suck up! Suck up!
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This is your
Principal, Mr. Morris.
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Will the following students
please come to my office --
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Heather McGinley and Gina Larue?
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Since most of you
didn't read the chapters,
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I suggest you study them along
with chapter 10 for tomorrow's test.
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Test? We have
practice till 7:00,
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then we have to
learn our new plays.
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Sorry. I have to follow
Mr. McGee's lesson plan.
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We'll see about that.
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Girls, I've been reviewing your
records and they seem incomplete.
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How, Principal Morris?
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Please, call me Principal Zack.
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Well, all your grades
seem to be here,
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but your files don't say
anything about, uh...
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boyfriends.
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Oh, I just broke up with
my boyfriend, Principal Zack.
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I don't know what to do.
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I do.
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Let's go to a movie
tomorrow night.
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I feel better already.
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See, I care about my students.
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I don't have a boyfriend
either, principal Zack.
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Please call me Zack,
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and please call me tonight.
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I'll put you on speed-dial.
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Oh, speed-dial.
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Bye.
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Oh ho ho! Yes!
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Slam dunk! Oh!
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Hi. I just came to
get my datebook.
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You shouldn't be
dating. You're married.
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Very funny.
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I'll just be a second.
It's in the top drawer.
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Wait a minute.
Did I send for you?
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No.
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Do you have a
pass to be in here?
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Well, no...
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Then I am sending
you to detention, Richie.
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Well, that is ridiculous, Zack.
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It is Principal Morris to you,
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and you're getting double
detention for showing no respect.
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Now get back to class.
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Shoo! Shoo!
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Oh!
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Oh, great.
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Listen, Zack.
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Kelly is taking this
teacher thing too seriously.
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She's giving a test tomorrow,
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but we have to get
ready for the game.
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Don't worry.
I'll take care of it.
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Miss Kapowski, please
report to my office immediately.
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Thanks, pal.
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It's good to know low
people in high places.
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Oh!
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Yo, secretary, call
and order six pizzas.
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I'm having lunch with
the girls' swim team.
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Oh, and charge it
to Richie Belding.
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[knock on door]
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Come in.
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You wanted to see me?
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I wanted to say I've heard
good things about you.
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Really? I'm glad.
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I'm trying to do a good job
like our regular teachers.
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Kelly, we have an opportunity
here to do something special--
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please sit--
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to get away from the old ways where
learning is full of stress and for once
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make it fun.
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How do we do that?
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By getting rid of the pressures.
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We eliminate tests.
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We know how we hate them.
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I want my students
to enjoy learning
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and not worry about grades.
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You're really taking
your job seriously.
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You bet, Kelly.
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Now will you support
my no-test policy?
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- I'm with you, Zack.
- Thank you.
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Boy, I'm good.
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I almost believed
that speech myself.
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All right,
you Limp Lucies, line up.
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Suck in that gut, jelly belly.
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You call that a pec?
I call it a problem.
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Is that your chest, or did two
Tic-Tacs fall down your shirt?
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Get 'em moving, Screech.
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I want to see hard
bodies around here.
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What does this remind you of?
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An x-ray with hair.
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Jessie, how come
you're not working out?
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I want to review my
notes for your test.
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Zack's doing away with tests.
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He wants learning to be fun.
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Oh, get real, Kelly.
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Zack's idea of a good education
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is sitting between a
pretty girl and a smart nerd.
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Being principal has changed him.
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Did you hit your head
on a pompom again?
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Hey, Jessie, Kelly.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- Hey, A.C.!
- Hey, hey, fellas!
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Huh! Huh! Grrr!
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Huh huh huh huh!
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They should be caged
and given bananas.
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Slater, I have good news.
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The test is off.
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Alright. I knew
Zack could do it.
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Do what?
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Uh... nothing... nothing.
259
00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:12,632
What do you mean?
260
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,934
Zack got teach
to cancel that test.
261
00:12:16,102 --> 00:12:17,403
Oh, I get it.
262
00:12:17,503 --> 00:12:20,740
Well, this cheerleader
says the test is O-N on.
263
00:12:20,873 --> 00:12:22,775
But Kelly, I didn't study.
264
00:12:22,842 --> 00:12:25,278
Yeah, if we take
that test, we'll flink.
265
00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:28,347
That's flunk, Ox.
266
00:12:32,652 --> 00:12:34,587
I guess the football
players aren't coming.
267
00:12:34,687 --> 00:12:37,056
Well, at least you
showed up for the test.
268
00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:40,359
If the jocks aren't
taking it, why should we?
269
00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:43,362
You care more about
education than they do.
270
00:12:43,863 --> 00:12:45,431
Nerd myth. Nerd myth.
271
00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:48,201
Deep down, we like to party!
272
00:12:49,135 --> 00:12:50,703
Hey, wait for us.
273
00:12:51,070 --> 00:12:52,872
Nerds are better than nothing.
274
00:12:55,408 --> 00:12:57,343
I don't believe this!
275
00:12:57,677 --> 00:12:59,645
Well, I'm glad
you're responsible.
276
00:12:59,846 --> 00:13:01,414
Thanks for staying, Jessie.
277
00:13:01,547 --> 00:13:02,949
Who says I'm staying?
278
00:13:03,082 --> 00:13:04,350
What?
279
00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:06,385
But you're our class president.
280
00:13:06,752 --> 00:13:10,289
Kelly, there's no way I'm going
to take your stupid test alone.
281
00:13:10,389 --> 00:13:12,525
If I panic, I'll
get a low grade.
282
00:13:12,616 --> 00:13:14,564
There will be no
curve to pull me up.
283
00:13:14,861 --> 00:13:16,529
See ya, sister.
284
00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:23,135
Whoa! Has there
been a bomb scare?
285
00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:26,472
The football players cut a
test, so everyone ditched.
286
00:13:26,706 --> 00:13:29,041
Kelly, it looks like you've
lost control of your class.
287
00:13:29,175 --> 00:13:32,111
That reflects on the teacher
as much as the students.
288
00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:35,448
What do I do?
You're the principal.
289
00:13:35,515 --> 00:13:40,152
No, I'm a guy who just bribed
Mr. Tuttle to get out of detention.
290
00:13:40,219 --> 00:13:41,654
Zack's the principal now.
291
00:13:41,721 --> 00:13:45,191
He's the problem.
Can't you do something?
292
00:13:45,291 --> 00:13:47,193
No, but you can.
293
00:13:47,393 --> 00:13:48,828
Aw, look, Kelly,
294
00:13:48,928 --> 00:13:52,798
a good teacher can always find
a way to get through to anyone.
295
00:13:53,065 --> 00:13:54,934
Well, gotta go.
296
00:13:57,570 --> 00:13:59,839
I don't have a hall pass!
297
00:14:07,246 --> 00:14:09,115
- Kelly.
- You need to take school seriously.
298
00:14:09,215 --> 00:14:10,616
What?
299
00:14:11,817 --> 00:14:14,587
- Who do you think you are?
- I'm your teacher.
300
00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:16,188
Please, you're not a real teacher.
301
00:14:16,289 --> 00:14:18,558
Hey, what is going on here?
302
00:14:18,658 --> 00:14:22,495
Slater and the players purposely
cut class to miss my test.
303
00:14:22,628 --> 00:14:23,996
What are you going to do?
304
00:14:24,096 --> 00:14:26,933
I am going to take stern action.
305
00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:30,937
You're on probation, Miss Kapowski,
for violating my no-test policy.
306
00:14:31,170 --> 00:14:32,338
What?
307
00:14:32,438 --> 00:14:33,673
You've let me down.
308
00:14:33,773 --> 00:14:35,141
I've let you down?
309
00:14:35,241 --> 00:14:38,444
Yes. You're taking this
teacher thing way too seriously.
310
00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:40,313
I'm the only one who is.
311
00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:43,249
I'm working hard because
it's important to me.
312
00:14:43,382 --> 00:14:44,951
Listen, Kelly.
313
00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:46,552
I work just as hard as you do.
314
00:14:46,652 --> 00:14:49,455
I put in a full day of school
and practice till dark.
315
00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:52,124
Then I hit the books
till 12:00 or 1:00 and why?
316
00:14:52,224 --> 00:14:54,860
Because everyone
wants us to beat Valley.
317
00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:56,996
I deserve a break.
318
00:14:57,096 --> 00:14:59,165
- Good point. Chip?
- Thank you.
319
00:15:01,133 --> 00:15:03,636
I have a week to prove
myself as a teacher,
320
00:15:03,728 --> 00:15:05,363
and you break the rules.
321
00:15:05,471 --> 00:15:09,475
Everyone walks out, and I'm known as
Kelly Kapowski "The girl with no class."
322
00:15:09,675 --> 00:15:12,244
Why must be a loser
so you can be a winner?
323
00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:14,046
Mmm. Good point, too.
324
00:15:14,180 --> 00:15:16,649
Zack, you can't let the football
players get away with this.
325
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:18,784
Kelly, come on. I
bet on this game.
326
00:15:18,884 --> 00:15:20,853
And I bet a lot on you
327
00:15:20,987 --> 00:15:25,691
as a boyfriend, a friend,
and now as a principal.
328
00:15:26,192 --> 00:15:28,327
You know, I always
thought you were special.
329
00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:30,663
I guess I lost that bet.
330
00:15:35,067 --> 00:15:37,336
You're still special
to me, Zack.
331
00:15:39,171 --> 00:15:40,906
Really special.
332
00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:44,443
Can't we work out a compromise?
333
00:15:44,510 --> 00:15:45,878
- No!
- No!
334
00:15:46,012 --> 00:15:48,314
You're both my friends.
I don't know what to do.
335
00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:50,049
Do the right thing...
336
00:15:50,182 --> 00:15:52,418
If you remember what that is.
337
00:15:59,025 --> 00:16:01,394
You wanted to see
me, Principal Morris?
338
00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:04,163
It wasn't me who
put jell-o in the pool.
339
00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:06,132
No, that's not it.
340
00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:10,069
I'm quitting. I don't want
to be principal anymore.
341
00:16:10,169 --> 00:16:11,404
I don't want the job.
342
00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:13,105
I'm having too much
fun being a student.
343
00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:16,008
We're going to moon
the crossing guard.
344
00:16:16,108 --> 00:16:17,643
Come on, stop it.
345
00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:19,645
Stop acting like Zack Morris?
346
00:16:19,745 --> 00:16:21,147
Well... yeah.
347
00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:22,314
No way.
348
00:16:22,406 --> 00:16:23,916
- Ouch!
- Ha ha!
349
00:16:24,016 --> 00:16:27,053
- I'm out of here.
- Hey, no, you're not.
350
00:16:27,219 --> 00:16:31,157
The purpose of the student-teacher
project is to learn responsibility.
351
00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:33,993
You're going to stick
with it until you do.
352
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,995
I'm between two friends.
353
00:16:36,095 --> 00:16:38,431
No matter what I do
I'll lose one of them.
354
00:16:38,531 --> 00:16:41,033
Being principal
isn't about friends.
355
00:16:41,133 --> 00:16:43,736
It's about doing what's
best for the school.
356
00:16:44,470 --> 00:16:47,573
Well, see you at the pep rally.
357
00:16:48,274 --> 00:16:51,477
Hey, we're going
to beat Valley, right?
358
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:53,245
Right.
359
00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:55,548
Ha ha ha ha ha!
360
00:17:02,799 --> 00:17:04,757
Ready! O.K.
361
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:07,393
? Hit 'em, pound
'em flat like bread ?
362
00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:09,762
? Fight 'em, bite 'em
till the field runs red ?
363
00:17:09,895 --> 00:17:12,031
? Block 'em, sock
'em, knock 'em dead ?
364
00:17:12,131 --> 00:17:14,300
? Then pick them up
and spike their head ?
365
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:16,836
? Beat Valley! ?
366
00:17:22,241 --> 00:17:23,576
I don't get it.
367
00:17:23,676 --> 00:17:25,678
How come you're
here cheering for us?
368
00:17:25,811 --> 00:17:29,615
I want the team to win,
too, just not your way.
369
00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:34,854
Now our gym teacher wants to
say a few words to the football team.
370
00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:41,160
Men, you can beat Valley.
371
00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:44,163
Your bodies have come a
long way in the time I've had you,
372
00:17:44,263 --> 00:17:45,865
just like mine.
373
00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:48,601
[pop]
374
00:17:53,139 --> 00:17:54,473
Thank you, coach.
375
00:17:54,540 --> 00:17:57,777
Tomorrow is the day
we've all been waiting for.
376
00:17:57,877 --> 00:18:00,946
We'll bring the championship
back to Bayside, right?
377
00:18:01,046 --> 00:18:03,048
[cheering]
378
00:18:05,484 --> 00:18:07,419
And now my best buddy
379
00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:09,688
and the football
team's favorite principal,
380
00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:12,224
Zack Morris.
381
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:17,563
I want to wish the football
team the best of luck today,
382
00:18:17,663 --> 00:18:19,932
but winning's not
going to be easy
383
00:18:19,999 --> 00:18:22,034
because I'm
suspending A.C. Slater
384
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:24,670
and the other players who
skipped Miss Kapowski's test.
385
00:18:25,971 --> 00:18:28,607
The team will play without them.
386
00:18:30,075 --> 00:18:32,244
[booing and hissing]
387
00:18:35,981 --> 00:18:38,150
What you did took courage.
388
00:18:38,317 --> 00:18:39,985
I admire you, Zack.
389
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,687
I'm glad somebody does.
390
00:18:41,821 --> 00:18:43,889
I have fewer
friends than Belding.
391
00:18:44,023 --> 00:18:45,691
I should go on Love Connection.
392
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:47,426
You did what was right.
393
00:18:47,726 --> 00:18:49,395
You are special.
394
00:18:49,687 --> 00:18:50,855
Well, thanks.
395
00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:53,332
The kids don't seem to think so
and everyone in school hates me.
396
00:18:53,432 --> 00:18:55,801
It's only a game.
They'll get over it.
397
00:18:55,901 --> 00:18:58,237
Hrrr! Hrrr!
398
00:18:58,938 --> 00:19:00,840
? Down with Zack! He's a hack ?
399
00:19:00,906 --> 00:19:03,075
? We want Mr. Belding back! ?
400
00:19:03,709 --> 00:19:06,846
Hey! You said you
were on our side.
401
00:19:07,046 --> 00:19:09,081
- Why did you turn on us?
- You broke the rules.
402
00:19:09,181 --> 00:19:10,516
I'll break your neck!
403
00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:12,251
And I'll break your neck!
404
00:19:14,553 --> 00:19:16,055
Do you want me to
send for your mother?
405
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:18,090
Gosh, no, she'd kill me.
406
00:19:18,190 --> 00:19:19,692
Mine, too.
407
00:19:20,426 --> 00:19:23,229
It's going to be your
fault if we lose, Preppy.
408
00:19:23,295 --> 00:19:25,297
No, it's your fault.
409
00:19:25,397 --> 00:19:29,168
Your first duty here is to get an
education and not play football.
410
00:19:33,939 --> 00:19:36,375
You took advantage of Kelly
because she's your friend.
411
00:19:36,475 --> 00:19:38,811
Would you have
skipped McGee's test?
412
00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:41,046
Kill him! String him up!
413
00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:44,316
Hey! Wait! Hey! Hey! Hey!
414
00:19:44,416 --> 00:19:45,618
Settle down!
415
00:19:45,718 --> 00:19:48,687
Look, uh... Zack's right.
416
00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:51,090
I'm sorry, Kelly.
417
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:52,925
I wasn't being a good friend.
418
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:56,028
That's O.K., Slater.
Apology accepted.
419
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,030
Oh! Oh! Whew!
420
00:20:01,433 --> 00:20:02,902
Bye!
421
00:20:07,006 --> 00:20:08,474
Friends, Preppie?
422
00:20:08,807 --> 00:20:10,242
Hey, man, what do you think?
423
00:20:11,410 --> 00:20:12,878
I wish we could play.
424
00:20:12,978 --> 00:20:15,114
I wish I could give my test.
425
00:20:15,180 --> 00:20:17,616
I bought stick-on smiley faces.
426
00:20:19,485 --> 00:20:21,220
If the football
players took the test,
427
00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:22,821
would you agree they could play?
428
00:20:23,022 --> 00:20:24,857
I guess so. If they passed.
429
00:20:24,957 --> 00:20:26,825
The kickoff's in half an hour.
430
00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:29,028
When will we take
it, during the game?
431
00:20:29,161 --> 00:20:30,963
You're catching on.
432
00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:34,099
[cheering]
433
00:20:35,668 --> 00:20:37,269
- It's terrible.
- What happened?
434
00:20:37,369 --> 00:20:39,338
There's no mustard
for the hot dogs.
435
00:20:39,471 --> 00:20:40,973
In the game.
436
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:43,208
Valley scored on a trick play.
437
00:20:43,309 --> 00:20:45,177
They surprised us like...
438
00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:48,547
Japan surprised us at
Pearl Harbor in 1941.
439
00:20:50,382 --> 00:20:51,951
Screech, get out of here.
440
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:53,319
Eee!
441
00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:56,355
[cheering]
442
00:20:57,723 --> 00:20:59,725
Valley scored again.
We're sunk...
443
00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:02,194
Just like the allies
sunk the Bismarck.
444
00:21:03,729 --> 00:21:06,265
Nice try. We're
past that question.
445
00:21:08,801 --> 00:21:10,636
Screech, I'm warning you.
446
00:21:13,505 --> 00:21:14,873
Hey, what's the score?
447
00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:16,508
Valley's winning 21-nothing.
448
00:21:16,575 --> 00:21:17,576
Well, how?
449
00:21:17,676 --> 00:21:19,878
They scored on a
long bomb just like--
450
00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:22,915
Screech, if you come
in here again, I'll kill you.
451
00:21:23,182 --> 00:21:27,419
Hopefully, you'll bury me next to the
unknown soldier in Arlington, Virginia.
452
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:32,758
Hey, thanks. I got it right.
453
00:21:37,596 --> 00:21:39,565
Guess what. You all passed!
454
00:21:39,665 --> 00:21:40,866
Hey!
455
00:21:42,067 --> 00:21:45,270
Guys, look at the
cute little smiley faces.
456
00:21:45,437 --> 00:21:47,006
Oh! Oh! Oh!
457
00:21:47,072 --> 00:21:50,109
Let's get out there
and win that title, huh?
458
00:21:50,542 --> 00:21:53,879
Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!
459
00:21:54,113 --> 00:21:56,982
And you deserve an award, too.
460
00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:58,650
There you go.
461
00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:00,552
You're going to
be a great teacher.
462
00:22:00,652 --> 00:22:01,620
Thanks.
463
00:22:01,687 --> 00:22:03,188
You going to be a
principal someday?
464
00:22:03,288 --> 00:22:06,425
Go to school when I
don't have to? No way.
465
00:22:07,493 --> 00:22:10,129
You're probably
wondering if we beat Valley.
466
00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:11,797
Well...
467
00:22:17,770 --> 00:22:20,539
Bayside 28, Valley 21.
468
00:22:20,672 --> 00:22:22,307
Go Bayside.
469
00:22:22,357 --> 00:22:26,907
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