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[bell rings]
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? When I wake up in the morning
and the alarm gives out a warning ?
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? I don't think I'll ever
make it on time ?
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? By the time I grab my books
and I give myself a look ?
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? I'm at the corner just in time
to see the bus fly by ?
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? It's all right ?
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? 'Cause I'm saved by the bell ?
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? If the teacher pops a test
I know I'm in a mess ?
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? And my dog ate
all my homework last night ?
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? Ridin' low on my chair,
she won't know that I'm there ?
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? If I can hand it in tomorrow
it will be all right ?
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? It's all right ?
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? 'Cause I'm saved by the bell... ?
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? It's all right,
'cause I'm saved by the-- ?
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? It's all right, 'cause I'm saved
by the-- ?
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? It's all right,
'cause I'm saved by the bell ?
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Now I know it's hard to believe,
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but it's the first day
of school,
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and I'm really psyched.
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I'm a senior now, which means
reserved student parking,
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no more algebra,
and best of all,
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freshmen who believe
everything seniors say.
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Excuse me sir,
where's the boys' room?
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There isn't any. Freshmen
have to go at home.
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No, he's just kidding.
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It's on top of the roof
next to the pool.
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- Thanks.
- But...
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freshmen can't go up to
the roof without a pass.
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See, you need a hallway pass,
a stairway pass,
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and a room pass.
That'll cost 10 bucks.
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Oh, man!
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Or you can get the go
anywhere pass for $5.00
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Wow!
I'll take that one.
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I know a bargain when I see one.
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Yeah.
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Thanks.
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Yeah.
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- Duh!
- Duh!
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Love being a senior.
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It's going to be
a good year, buddy.
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Did you find a date
for senior kickoff party?
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Kelly, finding a date is not the problem.
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It's apologizing to all
the runners up that's tough.
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I know what you mean.
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Yeah. Hey, babe, sorry.
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There's only so much
Slater to go around.
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He snorts, therefore he is.
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I'm going to be at that party.
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I mean, finally,
no parents, no chaperons,
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and no Mr. Belding.
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Hallelujah!
We are seniors.
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Amen! Amen! Amen!
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Why is Mr. Belding
dressed like that?
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And what is that
thing on his head?
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Well, it's not moving.
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I'd guess a cheap wig.
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Ho! Welcome back,
senior dudes.
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Mr. Belding,
is that you?
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You look so...
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different.
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Oh, really?
Well, in what way?
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Uh...
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Say, did you lose
some weight, Mr. B?
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No, but you're getting warm.
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You've gotten taller,
haven't you?
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No, although I did
work out on my vacation.
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Whoa!
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Mr. Belding, what
happened to you?
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Oh, yeah. You bleached
your nose hairs.
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He means you changed so much
from bottom to top.
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Mrs. B dropped
40 pounds,
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so I had to change my
image to keep my babe.
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[bell rings]
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Got to go!
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Hi. Zack Morris, senior
welcoming committee.
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You're new because I'd
remember a face that beautiful.
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I bet you say that
to all the girls.
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I do, but this time I mean it.
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Good, 'cause I like it.
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Hey, girls.
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What's...
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Hmm.
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Excuse me.
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Hi. A.C. Slater.
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Is this seat taken?
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Hi. Joanne Peterson.
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No.
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Great.
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I've never seen you
around school before.
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Did you just transfer here?
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Yeah. I just moved from Idaho.
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Really, you're from Idaho?
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Funny, you don't have an accent.
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I lost it on the plane.
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Attention, everyone.
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All new students please report
to the auditorium for orientation.
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This is your Principal
Richard Belding speaking,
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but you can call
me the Richmeister.
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Let me know what I miss, O.K.?
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Hey, don't worry. Mrs. Taylor
hasn't assigned work in 10 years.
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[bell rings]
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Good day. Mrs.
Taylor has retired.
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I'm Mr. Breskin.
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Take out your pencils
for your first test.
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- Test?
- Test?
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Pencils?
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I don't have pencils.
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I'll have to use my eyeliner.
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Hey, boys and girls,
it's time to rock 'n' roll!
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Let the party begin.
Ha ha ha.
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Huh?
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Mrs. Taylor...
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You've changed.
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So unfair, a test on
the first day of school?
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Who is that fine-looking
creature over there?
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I don't know. Never
seen him before.
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He's cute.
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He'll be my date
to the senior party.
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Pardon me, ladies.
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Lisa turtle is about
to catch a hunk.
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Hi.
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I'm Lisa.
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Hi, I'm Darren.
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Now that we know each other,
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this Saturday's
the senior party.
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How would you
like to go with me?
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Sure.
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Now that we're friends, how
about a movie Wednesday night?
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Sounds great.
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Ciao for now.
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Ciao.
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How's senior year
treating you, buddy?
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Oh, super.
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You wouldn't believe
the girl I met today.
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Get out. Me, too.
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Oh, you got to see her, Zack.
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I'm telling you she's
got one of those smiles
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you only see in
Tic-Tac commercials.
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My girl makes Madonna
look like Bart Simpson.
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I've got an idea.
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Let's double-date to
the senior kickoff party.
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- It will be a blast.
- Okay.
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No cutting in for a dance
'cause this girl's all mine.
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- See ya.
- See ya.
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See what I see?
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Freshmen sitting in our booth?
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The gall of today's youth.
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O.K., children.
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Take a hike. Senior territory.
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Get thee to a nursery.
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Hi. What can I get you guys?
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Just sodas. We got
a lot of studying to do.
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You're Darren. I'm
Kelly, Lisa's friend.
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She hasn't stopped
talking about you all day.
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Are you tutoring these guys?
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Actually, we're tutoring him.
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Coach wants to make sure Darren
stays eligible for freshman football.
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Freshman football?
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I'll go get those sodas
for you right away.
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Excuse me.
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Lisa's dating a freshman.
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Darren is a freshman?
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Those squeaky-voiced
munchkins are his classmates.
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Oh, boy. When
Lisa hears about this,
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she'll drop dead in her Calvins.
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- Oh.
- Oh, man.
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- Have a menu.
- Thanks.
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Hey, Preppie,
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there she is.
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Hey, you know Joanna?
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Yeah, I know Joanna.
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She's the girl I've
been telling you about.
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No. She's the girl I've
been telling you about.
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Hey, Slater.
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Have you asked Joanna
to the senior party yet?
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No.
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No?
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[both] Joanna, would you like to go
to the senior kickoff party with me?
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I don't know what to say.
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I mean I'm flattered.
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I've never been asked
out by two guys before,
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at least, not simultaneously.
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Probably I should
think about it a little.
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Absolutely. Take your time.
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Go right ahead. Think away.
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- Mind if we join you?
- We're great company.
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Sure.
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He's a little clumsy.
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Question number 202...
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Name the icicle-shaped
substances found in caves.
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Ooh, me, me, me! I know!
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Maybe someone new. Joanna.
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Um...
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Stalactites.
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Stalagmites.
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What?
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- Stalactites.
- Stalagmites.
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I guess you're wondering
what we're doing.
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Well, don't think
of it as cheating, sir.
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Think of it as old
students reaching out
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to make new
students feel welcome.
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No. Think of it as extra
homework for you three.
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[bell rings]
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Just tell her, Kelly.
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I'm not going to tell her
about Darren. You tell her.
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All right. We'll
tell her together.
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There's safety in numbers.
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Uh, Lisa...
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Lisa, can I walk you
to your next class?
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Sure.
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Have fun, you two.
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Bye, guys.
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Joanna, I'm sorry
about the homework.
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That's O.K. You were
just trying to help.
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Well, you know,
to make it up to you,
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I am personally going to
help you with your homework.
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Say, 7:00-ish, my house?
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That sounds great, Zack.
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Since you'll be hitting
the books hard all night,
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let me take you to a movie
tomorrow as a reward.
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That sounds great, too, Slater.
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Bye, guys.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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Ladies, I have got major gossip.
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A senior girl invited a
freshman to the senior party.
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Hoo-hoo! Tr�s uncouth.
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00:11:16,931 --> 00:11:19,100
That girl has
committed social suicide.
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Can you believe that?
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Uh, well, Lisa...
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Jessie has
something to tell you.
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Yes, Jessie?
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Lisa, Lisa, Lisa,
Lisa, Lisa, uh...
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About Darren--
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I don't know how
to tell you this, but...
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Well, he's two years
shy of a driver's license.
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Wait a minute.
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You mean he...
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I...
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00:11:56,905 --> 00:11:58,239
I'm the...
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Aah!
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Ding dong.
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00:12:04,779 --> 00:12:06,714
Oh, Joanna, good timing.
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I just finished my homework.
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Great.
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00:12:09,784 --> 00:12:11,453
So, where do we start?
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Well, let's begin by, uh...
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just sitting here.
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O.K.
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00:12:17,258 --> 00:12:18,893
Now... let's, uh...
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put our heads together
so our minds can touch.
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Really?
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00:12:23,398 --> 00:12:25,300
It's a proven study technique.
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00:12:31,473 --> 00:12:34,976
Did you, uh, know
that cumulus clouds
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are responsible for thunder?
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00:12:37,078 --> 00:12:39,747
Wow, are you this
good in all your subjects?
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Ding dong.
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00:12:42,217 --> 00:12:43,685
Slater, what are you doing here?
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In the middle of wrestling
practice, it dawns on me --
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hey, I owe Zack 20 bucks.
260
00:12:48,456 --> 00:12:51,092
But I'm broke, so I
came to work it off.
261
00:12:52,227 --> 00:12:53,628
You don't owe me anything.
262
00:12:53,728 --> 00:12:54,863
What a guy.
263
00:12:54,963 --> 00:12:56,631
Thanks, Preppie, but I insist.
264
00:12:56,731 --> 00:12:58,433
This isn't a good time.
265
00:12:58,533 --> 00:12:59,667
It's perfect.
266
00:12:59,767 --> 00:13:01,536
You won't even know I'm here.
267
00:13:05,273 --> 00:13:07,942
? La da dee la ?
268
00:13:08,042 --> 00:13:09,878
[vacuum cleaner blasting]
269
00:13:10,011 --> 00:13:11,946
? La da da dee ?
270
00:13:12,046 --> 00:13:13,848
? La da da da ??
271
00:13:14,048 --> 00:13:15,183
Slater.
272
00:13:15,250 --> 00:13:16,584
Slater!
273
00:13:16,684 --> 00:13:18,186
Slater!
274
00:13:21,656 --> 00:13:22,757
Sorry.
275
00:13:22,857 --> 00:13:24,592
Was that paper important?
276
00:13:25,560 --> 00:13:29,677
No. It's just my homework
with every answer on it.
277
00:13:30,231 --> 00:13:33,167
I'm really sorry about
that, Zack, but don't worry.
278
00:13:33,268 --> 00:13:36,738
I've got the chapter on
icebergs and glaciers down cold.
279
00:13:37,482 --> 00:13:39,007
We're doing just fine.
280
00:13:39,073 --> 00:13:40,942
Why don't you go
clean the basement?
281
00:13:41,743 --> 00:13:43,044
Sure.
282
00:13:45,780 --> 00:13:48,049
Oh, come on, Zack.
283
00:13:48,149 --> 00:13:50,151
Slater feels bad.
Let him help.
284
00:13:50,251 --> 00:13:51,686
- But--
- No. No. No.
285
00:13:51,753 --> 00:13:53,688
I don't want to interfere
with your study date.
286
00:13:53,788 --> 00:13:55,290
You won't interfere.
287
00:13:56,224 --> 00:13:59,260
Three minds are better
than two. Have a seat.
288
00:13:59,561 --> 00:14:00,728
Well...
289
00:14:00,828 --> 00:14:03,064
O.K., if you insist.
290
00:14:04,966 --> 00:14:06,134
Uhh.
291
00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:07,468
Hey!
292
00:14:16,377 --> 00:14:18,046
Hey, Slater, have you seen Lisa?
293
00:14:18,146 --> 00:14:19,447
She's late.
294
00:14:19,547 --> 00:14:21,049
Well, it's only 9:00.
295
00:14:21,149 --> 00:14:22,951
The movie doesn't
start for 15 minutes.
296
00:14:23,051 --> 00:14:26,354
But we were supposed
to meet for the 7:00 show.
297
00:14:26,788 --> 00:14:28,122
Sorry.
298
00:14:29,457 --> 00:14:31,859
Slater, thanks for helping me
with my homework last night
299
00:14:31,934 --> 00:14:33,869
and for vacuuming my car.
300
00:14:34,862 --> 00:14:37,265
Well, now that the
hard work's behind us,
301
00:14:37,365 --> 00:14:40,301
let's just relax and
have a good time.
302
00:14:42,304 --> 00:14:44,038
Feet off the seats, pal.
303
00:14:44,138 --> 00:14:45,707
Screech?
304
00:14:45,907 --> 00:14:47,408
What are you doing here?
305
00:14:47,575 --> 00:14:48,810
Let me see.
306
00:14:48,910 --> 00:14:51,913
White gloves, flashlight,
polyester jacket.
307
00:14:52,013 --> 00:14:53,348
Could I be an Usher?
308
00:14:53,448 --> 00:14:54,916
Duh!
309
00:14:55,350 --> 00:14:57,285
Get lost, screech.
310
00:14:57,952 --> 00:14:59,087
All right.
311
00:14:59,187 --> 00:15:00,655
I'll be watching you.
312
00:15:00,755 --> 00:15:03,658
And remember, no hanky-panky.
313
00:15:04,726 --> 00:15:06,427
Get out of here.
314
00:15:07,929 --> 00:15:08,963
All right.
315
00:15:09,063 --> 00:15:10,965
Good work, Screech.
Here you go.
316
00:15:11,132 --> 00:15:13,534
O.K., Martha, here's your $20.
317
00:15:13,635 --> 00:15:15,136
Go to it.
318
00:15:18,573 --> 00:15:20,208
A.C., honey,
319
00:15:20,341 --> 00:15:22,810
I thought you invited
me to the movies.
320
00:15:22,944 --> 00:15:24,912
Huh? Who are you?
321
00:15:25,680 --> 00:15:27,615
My son the kidder.
322
00:15:27,715 --> 00:15:30,685
He just loves pulling Mom's leg.
323
00:15:30,985 --> 00:15:33,021
Slater, is this your mom?
324
00:15:33,287 --> 00:15:34,422
No.
325
00:15:34,522 --> 00:15:36,891
I've never met this
woman before in my life.
326
00:15:37,025 --> 00:15:40,695
How could you treat me
this way on my birthday?
327
00:15:40,928 --> 00:15:42,630
Birthday? What?
328
00:15:43,231 --> 00:15:46,734
We can go out another time
if it's your mother's birthday.
329
00:15:46,834 --> 00:15:48,936
She's not my mother!
330
00:15:49,070 --> 00:15:51,072
Keep it quiet down here.
331
00:15:51,205 --> 00:15:52,774
Oh, hi, Mrs. Slater.
332
00:15:53,708 --> 00:15:55,243
She's not my mother!
333
00:15:55,343 --> 00:15:57,245
Oh, is he pulling
your leg again, Mrs. S?
334
00:15:57,345 --> 00:15:59,080
The guy never quits.
335
00:16:00,181 --> 00:16:02,450
Mrs. Slater, I'm Joanna.
336
00:16:02,550 --> 00:16:04,252
Why don't you take my seat?
337
00:16:04,352 --> 00:16:06,487
The movie's going to start soon.
338
00:16:10,324 --> 00:16:11,559
Psst.
339
00:16:15,897 --> 00:16:18,533
Sit up straight, honey.
Don't slouch.
340
00:16:23,838 --> 00:16:25,339
- Hey, Zack.
- Yo.
341
00:16:25,406 --> 00:16:27,742
Last night you went too far.
342
00:16:27,975 --> 00:16:29,811
Just helped a mother
get together with her son.
343
00:16:29,944 --> 00:16:31,079
What's so wrong about that?
344
00:16:31,179 --> 00:16:33,414
Wrecking my date with
Joanna wasn't funny.
345
00:16:34,916 --> 00:16:37,885
Like it was funny wrecking
my study date the night before?
346
00:16:37,985 --> 00:16:41,589
Hey, you started it, making
me look like a jerk at The Max.
347
00:16:41,689 --> 00:16:43,257
That's what you are.
348
00:16:43,958 --> 00:16:45,593
What did you say?
349
00:16:45,793 --> 00:16:48,396
You heard me.
Get out of my face.
350
00:16:48,529 --> 00:16:50,531
What if I don't, punk?
351
00:16:50,932 --> 00:16:53,267
Then I'll have to
make you, punk.
352
00:16:59,741 --> 00:17:01,442
Hey! You guys!
353
00:17:01,509 --> 00:17:02,810
Stop it!
354
00:17:02,910 --> 00:17:04,479
What are you doing?
355
00:17:04,545 --> 00:17:05,446
Stop!
356
00:17:05,513 --> 00:17:06,481
Stop it!
357
00:17:06,581 --> 00:17:08,216
Stop! Stop!
358
00:17:11,185 --> 00:17:13,554
Good friends like the
two of you fighting?
359
00:17:13,654 --> 00:17:15,757
What is going on here?
360
00:17:15,857 --> 00:17:17,859
[both]
He started it.
361
00:17:18,826 --> 00:17:21,929
Hey! I don't care
who started what.
362
00:17:22,029 --> 00:17:26,334
I want to know what could possibly
come between your friendship that--
363
00:17:27,401 --> 00:17:30,838
this is over a girl, isn't it?
364
00:17:32,273 --> 00:17:33,574
He ruined my date.
365
00:17:33,641 --> 00:17:35,409
No. He ruined mine.
366
00:17:35,476 --> 00:17:37,678
Guys, guys, guys, don't do this.
367
00:17:37,779 --> 00:17:39,947
I've been there. I know.
368
00:17:40,148 --> 00:17:42,850
Look, 22 years ago,
Gary Gundell and I
369
00:17:42,917 --> 00:17:45,086
were co-editors of
the Bayside Bugle.
370
00:17:45,186 --> 00:17:46,387
What a team.
371
00:17:46,487 --> 00:17:48,089
He'd write. I'd type.
372
00:17:49,323 --> 00:17:52,660
Then Colleen
walked into our lives.
373
00:17:52,794 --> 00:17:54,262
So what?
374
00:17:55,329 --> 00:17:57,098
So what?
375
00:17:57,632 --> 00:18:00,134
The next thing I know,
they were running the paper,
376
00:18:00,234 --> 00:18:02,603
and I was back to being
just another cute copyboy.
377
00:18:02,703 --> 00:18:04,672
We haven't talked since.
378
00:18:04,806 --> 00:18:07,375
Is there a point to
this stupid story?
379
00:18:08,276 --> 00:18:09,977
Yes.
380
00:18:10,278 --> 00:18:13,214
Fellas, you can't let a
girl come between you.
381
00:18:13,314 --> 00:18:15,950
Now I want you
two to shake hands
382
00:18:16,050 --> 00:18:18,219
before I suspend you both.
383
00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:20,922
- Sorry.
- Yeah, yeah. Sorry.
384
00:18:21,022 --> 00:18:22,557
That's what I like to see.
385
00:18:22,657 --> 00:18:24,926
Now get outta here,
you knuckleheads.
386
00:18:25,993 --> 00:18:27,795
[both]
Bye, Lisa.
387
00:18:29,463 --> 00:18:31,699
Darren. Hi.
388
00:18:31,899 --> 00:18:34,836
Lisa, I waited for you
at the movies last night.
389
00:18:34,936 --> 00:18:36,504
You didn't show or call.
390
00:18:36,571 --> 00:18:38,072
I-- I know.
391
00:18:38,573 --> 00:18:40,041
I'm sorry.
392
00:18:40,274 --> 00:18:41,475
I don't get it.
393
00:18:41,576 --> 00:18:42,944
Did I do something wrong?
394
00:18:43,044 --> 00:18:46,047
Not at all. You're
a real nice guy.
395
00:18:46,147 --> 00:18:47,615
It's just that...
396
00:18:49,250 --> 00:18:52,153
Darren, when I invited
you to the senior party,
397
00:18:52,353 --> 00:18:54,488
I didn't know you
were a freshman.
398
00:18:59,527 --> 00:19:01,629
It just wouldn't be right.
399
00:19:02,296 --> 00:19:04,165
You do understand, don't you?
400
00:19:04,232 --> 00:19:05,566
No.
401
00:19:05,700 --> 00:19:07,468
How could I understand?
402
00:19:07,602 --> 00:19:09,871
I'm just an immature freshman.
403
00:19:11,505 --> 00:19:13,007
Bye, Lisa.
404
00:19:15,977 --> 00:19:18,112
- Joanna, I want to talk to you.
- I want to talk to you first.
405
00:19:18,212 --> 00:19:19,447
No. I'm gonna do the talking.
406
00:19:19,547 --> 00:19:21,415
Who you gonna go to the
party with, me or Slater?
407
00:19:21,515 --> 00:19:23,084
I'm not going
with either of you.
408
00:19:23,184 --> 00:19:25,553
You've ruined my first
week at a new school.
409
00:19:25,653 --> 00:19:27,188
If you want to be
childish and fight,
410
00:19:27,288 --> 00:19:29,056
do it over some other girl.
411
00:19:30,958 --> 00:19:32,360
Hey, hey, hey!
412
00:19:32,460 --> 00:19:34,262
Good to see you
two guys together.
413
00:19:34,362 --> 00:19:36,631
I guess our little chat helped.
414
00:19:41,168 --> 00:19:43,170
Welcome back, seniors.
415
00:19:45,239 --> 00:19:46,507
Oh.
416
00:19:48,142 --> 00:19:51,045
Did I forget to button
my pants or something?
417
00:19:53,281 --> 00:19:54,982
Let them stare all they want.
418
00:19:55,049 --> 00:19:57,919
You are my date,
and I'm proud of it.
419
00:19:58,052 --> 00:19:59,787
They're just jealous.
420
00:20:02,924 --> 00:20:05,026
How about a little
music to start things off?
421
00:20:05,126 --> 00:20:06,260
Screech?
422
00:20:06,327 --> 00:20:08,296
[music plays]
423
00:20:14,226 --> 00:20:17,505
Guys, I'd like you to meet
my date, Darren Brooks.
424
00:20:17,605 --> 00:20:18,739
- Hi.
- Hi.
425
00:20:18,839 --> 00:20:20,574
- Join us.
- There's plenty of room.
426
00:20:20,641 --> 00:20:22,076
Sit down.
427
00:20:22,510 --> 00:20:24,845
Hey, guys, has anyone
seen Zack or Slater?
428
00:20:24,979 --> 00:20:28,149
Last I heard I heard they weren't
coming because of the fight.
429
00:20:33,321 --> 00:20:34,755
Hey, what's up, guys?
430
00:20:34,889 --> 00:20:37,124
I'm glad you're here.
Is Slater coming, too?
431
00:20:37,191 --> 00:20:38,359
Slater who?
432
00:20:38,459 --> 00:20:40,361
The guy that gave
you that fat lip.
433
00:20:43,264 --> 00:20:44,498
Hey.
434
00:20:44,598 --> 00:20:48,002
I just came by to wish you
guys a great senior year,
435
00:20:48,269 --> 00:20:50,938
but I think I'll find
someplace else to sit.
436
00:20:56,644 --> 00:20:58,312
- Oh, no!
- Oh!
437
00:20:58,412 --> 00:21:00,948
I know. Senior parties
are unchaperoned,
438
00:21:01,015 --> 00:21:03,117
and I'm not supposed to be here.
439
00:21:03,217 --> 00:21:05,720
Thanks, Richmeister.
See you Monday.
440
00:21:06,887 --> 00:21:08,723
[music resumes playing]
441
00:21:09,256 --> 00:21:10,524
Come on, Darren.
442
00:21:10,591 --> 00:21:13,861
It's time to embarrass all
those uncoordinated people.
443
00:21:15,196 --> 00:21:16,464
Zack, you want to dance?
444
00:21:16,564 --> 00:21:17,598
Next song.
445
00:21:17,698 --> 00:21:19,533
I'll get something
to drink first.
446
00:21:24,305 --> 00:21:25,940
I think I was here first.
447
00:21:26,073 --> 00:21:27,775
I don't think so.
448
00:21:27,875 --> 00:21:30,578
Let go before I
make you wear it.
449
00:21:30,711 --> 00:21:33,047
Oh. You mean like this?
450
00:21:35,483 --> 00:21:36,617
No.
451
00:21:36,684 --> 00:21:38,085
I meant like this.
452
00:21:38,185 --> 00:21:39,720
[music stops]
453
00:21:41,122 --> 00:21:42,690
Well, if you did that,
454
00:21:42,757 --> 00:21:44,458
then I'm gonna have to do this.
455
00:21:44,558 --> 00:21:46,160
Aah.
456
00:21:47,361 --> 00:21:48,662
Well,
457
00:21:48,863 --> 00:21:50,965
then I just have to do this.
458
00:21:53,768 --> 00:21:55,369
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
459
00:21:55,469 --> 00:21:57,238
What is going on here?
460
00:21:57,304 --> 00:21:59,206
Nothing a black
eye couldn't fix.
461
00:22:07,848 --> 00:22:10,084
Look at you. Look at you.
462
00:22:11,185 --> 00:22:12,620
Look. You're all wet.
463
00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:14,155
You, too.
464
00:22:14,288 --> 00:22:16,123
Oh, man, we look really stupid.
465
00:22:16,957 --> 00:22:20,027
I guess in that wig I looked
pretty stupid, too, huh?
466
00:22:21,162 --> 00:22:24,532
At least it's good to see
you guys laughing again.
467
00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:28,035
Look at his hair, man.
468
00:22:28,135 --> 00:22:30,638
Hey, uh, Zack, listen,
469
00:22:30,771 --> 00:22:33,007
I'm sorry about all
the fighting, all right?
470
00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:34,642
Yeah, man.
471
00:22:34,842 --> 00:22:36,477
It was really dumb.
472
00:22:37,078 --> 00:22:38,212
Me, too.
473
00:22:38,312 --> 00:22:39,547
Friends?
474
00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:41,115
Friends.
475
00:22:41,165 --> 00:22:45,715
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