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(bell rings)
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? When I wake up in the morning
and the alarm gives out a warning ?
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? I don't think I'll ever
make it on time ?
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? By the time I grab my books
and I give myself a look ?
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? I'm at the corner just in time
to see the bus fly by ?
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? It's all right ?
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? 'Cause I'm saved by the bell ?
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? If the teacher pops a test
I know I'm in a mess ?
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? And my dog ate
all my homework last night ?
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? Ridin' low in my chair,
she won't know that I'm there ?
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? If I can hand it in tomorrow
it will be all right ?
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? It's all right ?
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? 'Cause I'm saved by the bell... ?
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? It's all right,
'cause I'm saved by the-- ?
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? It's all right, 'cause I'm saved
by the-- ?
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? It's all right,
'cause I'm saved by the bell ?
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This is Zack Morris for KKTY.
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I'm here with the captain
of Bayside's wrestling team,
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AC Slater,
for the first day of tryouts.
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Tell me, Slater,
how is the team shaping up?
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I'm getting a little worried if the rest of
them are anything like this guy.
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(moaning)
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Excuse me, why do you want
to be on the wrestling team?
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I don't, I was just
cutting through the gym.
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- Hey, sorry about that, kid.
- (groans)
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This has been another
live report for KKTY.
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Okay, Zack, you're on the air.
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What?
I was just on the air.
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No you weren't.
I just flipped on the switch, dummy.
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Turn it off, bonehead, I'm done.
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Excuse me?
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You're perfect,
you don't need any excuses.
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Can you tell me where
a Coach Sonski is?
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I'm here to try out
for the wrestling team.
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- But you're a girl.
- Gosh, you're quick.
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- (whistle blows)
- All right, men,
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everybody trying out for
the wrestling team line up over here.
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Have your sign up cards ready.
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That's my cue.
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- Rodriguez, welcome back.
- Thanks, Coach.
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Anderson, whoa,
you gotta lose some weight.
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- AC, my man, my star.
- Hey.
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Are we gonna
beat Valley next week?
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- They're gonna eat mat, sir.
- Group: Yeah.
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Kristy Barnes.
(laughs)
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That's cute, honey.
This is a gym, not a Jane.
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Why don't you go upstairs to Home Ec
and bake us some brownies?
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No, I wanna try out for the team.
I'm as good as anybody here.
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Yeah, sure, toots.
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Coach, are you saying you aren't
gonna let Kristy try out
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- simply because of her sex?
- Yeah, the wrestling team's for guys.
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You wanna wrestle
with the girls, date 'em.
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That's not fair!
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I don't have hair
and that's not fair either.
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All right, men.
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Hit the mats, I gotta pick
a team to beat Valley next week.
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It's wrong.
They won't even give me a chance.
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I'm Zack Morris and I'm gonna
help you get that chance.
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Guys, I want you to meet
Kristy Barnes.
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- Hi, Kristy.
- Nice to meet you.
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She needs our help. Coach won't
let her try out for the wrestling team.
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- Why not?
- Because I'm a girl.
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That's discrimination,
he can't do that.
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He did it, Mama. What's your
big mouth gonna do about it?
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We can't let him
get away with this.
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And we won't. This is
sexist pigism of the worst kind.
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- But what can we do about it?
- We gotta fight back.
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- We'll go right to the top on this.
- Don't be an idiot, Zack,
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President Bush is too busy.
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No, you twink,
we'll take it to Mr. Belding.
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Underneath it all,
he's a fair-minded, sensitive man
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and a real friend
to the students.
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(Belding laughing)
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Hello, everybody.
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I've got the funniest topic
for my show today.
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- What?
- Coach Sonski says that some girl
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came in to try out
for the wrestling team.
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Can you believe it?
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Here's your food, guys.
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Where's mine?
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Get it yourself,
Miss Digging for Dirt.
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There goes your tip.
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Kristy, we're gonna get you
that wrestling tryout
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- before you can say Hulk Hogan.
- What do you mean?
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Jessie's about to use
the power of the airwaves.
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This is Jessica Spano
for "Spano Speaks."
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There were a lot of snorts and grunts
heard at Bayside yesterday,
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and they weren't just from
the sweaty, red-faced wrestlers.
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They were from the snouts
of Bayside's two biggest sexist pigs,
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Coach Sonski
and Principal Richard Belding.
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- Kelly: Whoa, be careful.
- Way to go, Jessie.
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I'd like to present them
with the Double Swine Award.
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(pig snorts)
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I say if a woman wants
to wrestle with the grunts,
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that's her business.
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So, fellow students,
support women's rights.
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(pop music playing)
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(chanting)
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You are too much.
How can I thank you for all of this?
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I'll think of
something interesting.
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- (chanting continues)
- Yo, what's goin' on here?
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Get off those mats.
I just had them pressed.
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Stop macho pigism!
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It is absolute
pandemonium in the gym.
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Coach Sonski, how does it feel
to be the most hated man at Bayside?
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Oh, I don't care if I'm hated.
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I have pets at home
that love me.
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Probably a pig.
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No, no, we won't go!
No, no, we won't go!
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- No, no, we won't go!
- I want all you kids outta here.
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- No, no, we won't go!
- Hey, hey, hey, hey!
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- What is going on here?
- No, no, we won't go!
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- No, no, we won't go!
- (Belding shouting)
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- Hey-ey!
- ...we won't go!
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A hush falls over the crowd as
the other most hated man at Bayside
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- enters the gym.
- Quiet, please.
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You can't shut us up.
We want equal opportunity for Kristy.
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And we're not leaving
until she gets it.
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- All: Yeah!
- I mean if that's okay.
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Belding, you gonna let these kids
tell you how to run your school?
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Well, of course not.
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Am I really hated?
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Yes-sssss!
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Mr. B, Coach, look,
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she says she's a good wrestler,
why not let her try out?
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It's her right as a chick.
I mean as a liberated chick.
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Come on, Coach,
why not give her a chance?
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Okay, I'm sensitive to dames.
I watch "Oprah."
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- All: Yeah!
- Slater: All right, Coach.
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But if the little sweetie gets mangled,
I'm not responsible.
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- What do you weigh, honey?
- 110 pounds.
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Folks, we have
just witnessed history.
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This is the first girl at Bayside
to admit her weight.
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Rodriguez, �ndale.
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Don't worry, little girl,
I won't hurt you.
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- Oo-ooh, I'm shaking.
- All right, take your positions.
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Kristy faces a tough test,
Rodriguez is one of Bayside's
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best wrestlers
and reigning nerd-toss champion.
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- (crowd cheering)
- All right. Ready.
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- On the whistle.
- (whistle blows)
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(cheering continues)
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Do you believe in miracles?
Well, Kristy wins in a stunning upset.
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I hope this doesn't affect
his nerd tossing, Zack.
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Look at her,
not a hair out of place.
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- Hey, you're really good, Kristy.
- Thanks.
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- What do you think, Coach?
- With you and the babe
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we got a great chance
of winning the league this year.
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Welcome to the team, Kristy.
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Way to go, Kristy.
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- Kristy, you were terrific.
- I couldn't have done it without you.
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We sisters have to stick together.
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- And a special thanks to you, Zack.
- Well, I...
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Hey!
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I tell you, this is
one hold I could get used to.
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Here, it's on the house
for making the team.
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All right.
Make a wish.
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- I wish we'd beat Valley.
- All: Yeah!
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- Can I have the candle?
- Sure, you want to lick the icing?
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No, I love to chew wax.
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He was raised by wolves.
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- This looks delicious.
- Too bad you can't eat it.
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- You're in training now.
- You're right. You take it, Zack.
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- I wouldn't be on the team without you.
- Well, thanks.
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See you later, we gotta
head to the radio station.
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- Come on, Screech.
- Oh wait, Zack,
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- are you gonna eat that wrapper?
- No, why?
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After eating wax, there's nothing like
a good wrapper to wash it down.
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(groans)
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Get out of here.
Come on.
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Jessie, thanks for helping me
make the team.
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I just stood up
for what I believed in.
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Oh, she's a cute little feminist,
isn't she?
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You're on thin ice, bubba.
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Don't you ever go off duty, girl?
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Kristy, that was a great move
you put on Rodriguez.
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- Where'd you learn it?
- From you.
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You used it on Ninick
in last year's city championship.
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- You saw me?
- You were awesome.
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You know, this year
you are gonna be state champion.
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How about that, Mama?
Isn't that great?
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Oh golly, yes.
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Would you mind showing me
your best hold sometime?
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Yeah, sure.
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How about right now?
I'm not busy.
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- Do you mind, Jessie?
- No, Jessie doesn't mind.
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Nah, she's your biggest
supporter.
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Come on, let's go hit the mats.
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Where did everybody go?
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Jessie doesn't
care to discuss it.
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This is Zack Morris
broadcasting live from a place
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where no guy has gone before.
Know where?
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- (screams)
- Oh-ho, you guessed it.
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I'm in the girls' locker room.
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I'm in no-man's land to interview
Bayside's newest--
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hey, and cutest wrestler,
Kristy Barnes.
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Get out of here. What are you doing?
You're gonna get in trouble.
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No risk is too great to capture
the athlete in her natural habitat.
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You're nuts.
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Tell me, Kristy, what's it like being
the only girl on the wrestling team?
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It's fun.
The guys are really nice to me.
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Probably because I can
pin most of them.
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- Now get out of here.
- Not until we get a little personal.
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Every guy at Bayside
wants to know one thing.
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Okay, what's that?
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- What kind of guy does Kristy like?
- Oh, I don't know.
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Perhaps the kind of guy who would
sneak into a girls' locker room?
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Maybe. Look, Zack,
I gotta hit the showers.
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Hey, no sweat,
we'll just do the interview in there.
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Oh no we won't!
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This is Zack Morris reporting live
from the promised land.
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This has been real fun. Would you like to
go to the movies tonight?
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- Yeah, I'd love to.
- Pick you up at about... 7:30?
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- Yeah, okay.
- Zack Morris!
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I know you're in here!
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And if I catch you in here,
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you... are... suspended!
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Where are you Morris?!
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Morris?
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Morris?!
Mor... ris?
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- Gotcha!
- (both scream)
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That principal who was in the girls' locker
room will remain nameless.
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And now, I've saved
the juiciest item for last.
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- Where does Lisa get this stuff?
- She's good, Jessie.
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She knew about my zit
at the big game.
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What school hunk and lady wrestler
are putting the moves
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- on each other outside the gym?
- What?
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Take it from me, this new couple
is flipping over each other.
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- That can't be.
- She wouldn't say it if it wasn't true.
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As you know, I never lie.
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00:12:14,801 --> 00:12:17,293
I saw them with my own
beautiful brown eyes.
231
00:12:17,337 --> 00:12:21,570
- Are you sure?
- Surely a match made in heaven.
232
00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:24,873
I don't believe you.
You're lying. You're lying.
233
00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:26,902
(radio static fades)
234
00:12:28,214 --> 00:12:30,774
She's my friend,
but not my best friend.
235
00:12:30,817 --> 00:12:33,878
Actually I hardly even know her.
236
00:12:35,888 --> 00:12:40,086
I'm still having trouble with those
escape holds you were showing me.
237
00:12:40,126 --> 00:12:42,493
Okay, okay, look,
they're not too hard.
238
00:12:42,528 --> 00:12:46,055
Let's try the Full Nelson Escape.
Go ahead, put me in one.
239
00:12:49,869 --> 00:12:52,099
(gasps)
Too cool.
240
00:12:52,138 --> 00:12:54,436
All right, now you try it.
241
00:12:57,443 --> 00:13:00,378
Whoa, that was pretty good, Kristy.
Not bad.
242
00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:03,178
You worked on the Full Nelson
and the Half Nelson,
243
00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:05,207
why don't you show her
the Willie Nelson?
244
00:13:06,586 --> 00:13:09,283
That's a country
and wrestling joke.
245
00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:12,849
? I got spurs
that jingle-jangle-jingle ?
246
00:13:14,227 --> 00:13:16,787
Can I try the Reverse
Bearhug Escape?
247
00:13:16,829 --> 00:13:18,263
Yeah, sure.
248
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:20,995
- I wanna get this right.
- Okay.
249
00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:24,527
Good, just hold me tighter.
250
00:13:24,570 --> 00:13:27,767
Wow, you're really strong.
251
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:30,367
(Jessie screams)
252
00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:36,472
I loved the movie.
So romantic.
253
00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:40,646
- Wasn't Michelle Pfeiffer beautiful?
- Compared to you, she was a bow-wow.
254
00:13:40,687 --> 00:13:43,486
- Come on, Zack.
- No, I mean it, Kristy.
255
00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:47,289
You look so great tonight.
So much like a-- like a girl.
256
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,261
I am a girl, you know?
257
00:13:49,295 --> 00:13:53,254
I know all right. I was watching
you more than the movie.
258
00:13:57,537 --> 00:13:59,528
Well, look who's here.
259
00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:02,234
If it's not Bayside's
big bad lady wrestler.
260
00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:04,767
Why don't you just leave us alone?
We're on a date.
261
00:14:04,811 --> 00:14:08,213
Shut up, Morris
or I'll twist you into a pretzel.
262
00:14:08,247 --> 00:14:10,238
Look, I don't want any trouble.
263
00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:13,548
Why don't you go back to Valley
and find your brain?
264
00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:17,489
What's your problem?
Are you nuts? Just chill--
265
00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:19,582
- Are you gonna leave us alone?
- No.
266
00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:23,255
Oh, ouch, okay.
267
00:14:24,664 --> 00:14:27,463
We're not just gonna beat you,
we're gonna murder you.
268
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:29,491
Beat it!
269
00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:31,526
(crowd laughs)
270
00:14:34,006 --> 00:14:37,101
- Are you okay, Zack?
- I-- yeah, I guess.
271
00:14:37,143 --> 00:14:41,273
Wow, Kristy,
you're one very strong woman.
272
00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:44,614
Yeah, it's lucky for you
she was here, huh, Morris?
273
00:14:44,650 --> 00:14:47,210
Yeah, lucky me.
274
00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:55,084
? KKTY... Bayside ?
275
00:14:55,128 --> 00:14:58,325
This is Jessica Spano
for "Spano Speaks."
276
00:14:58,364 --> 00:15:01,390
Recently I gave an editorial
supporting a girl's right
277
00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:03,493
to wrestle on a guys' team.
278
00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:06,335
Boy, was I ever wrong.
279
00:15:06,372 --> 00:15:09,273
Girls have absolutely
no business wrestling guys.
280
00:15:09,308 --> 00:15:11,675
The poor dears could get hurt.
281
00:15:11,711 --> 00:15:16,547
In conclusion, keep your hands
off our men, Kristy.
282
00:15:20,052 --> 00:15:23,078
What was that all about?
I thought you were all for Kristy.
283
00:15:23,122 --> 00:15:24,988
I know you are.
284
00:15:25,024 --> 00:15:26,924
What's that supposed to mean?
285
00:15:26,959 --> 00:15:30,623
"Oh, Slater, you're so strong.
Hold me tighter."
286
00:15:32,799 --> 00:15:36,235
So that's what this is all about.
You're jealous.
287
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:38,670
Come on,
I was just helping a teammate.
288
00:15:38,704 --> 00:15:42,402
Oh yeah? When was the last time
you held Rodriguez like that?
289
00:15:43,876 --> 00:15:48,677
Why would I want a girl like Kristy
when I can have a nut-cake like you?
290
00:15:50,016 --> 00:15:53,919
Don't try flattering me,
it won't get you anywhere.
291
00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:56,680
Men!
292
00:15:56,722 --> 00:15:58,247
Chicks!
293
00:16:01,527 --> 00:16:04,929
I can't believe it.
Jessie was my biggest supporter.
294
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:08,195
- Why would she say those things?
- Maybe she's having a bad day.
295
00:16:08,234 --> 00:16:10,066
That's not it, her hair's too tight.
296
00:16:10,102 --> 00:16:13,436
I told her not to wear barrettes
while the moon was full.
297
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:14,634
What?
298
00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:16,938
It's the gravitational pull
on the follicles.
299
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:19,604
She was a helpless
victim of nature.
300
00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:23,913
- Hi, Kristy.
- I'm glad you're here. Did you hear--
301
00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:26,681
Kristy, I can't go
to the movies with you tonight.
302
00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:28,551
I have to... study.
303
00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:32,320
- Both: Study?!
- Another casualty of the moon.
304
00:16:32,358 --> 00:16:35,020
I'd better get home
before it gets dark.
305
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:41,262
Okay, Zack, why don't we just go
to the movies tomorrow night?
306
00:16:42,268 --> 00:16:45,397
Kristy, it isn't that.
I just--
307
00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:48,430
I just don't think we should
see each other anymore.
308
00:16:48,474 --> 00:16:50,670
It's not working out between us.
309
00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:52,235
Oh.
310
00:16:52,278 --> 00:16:55,304
Does this have anything to do
with what happened on our date?
311
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:58,841
- Well--
- What a great day.
312
00:16:58,885 --> 00:17:01,320
First Jessie wants me off
the wrestling team
313
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:05,222
and now you can't handle
going out with a girl wrestler.
314
00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:09,855
I'm gonna make you both happy,
I'm quitting the team.
315
00:17:13,799 --> 00:17:16,427
I would feel the same
even if she wasn't trying
316
00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:18,995
- to wrestle my man away from me.
- Your man?
317
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:21,166
Kristy doesn't like Slater,
she likes me.
318
00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:23,801
Ha, ha, ha,
I could see right through it.
319
00:17:23,843 --> 00:17:27,074
- I knew she liked Slater.
- Jessie, read my lips,
320
00:17:27,113 --> 00:17:30,105
Kristy likes me, not Slater.
321
00:17:30,149 --> 00:17:32,811
But Lisa said Kristy was going out
with a school hunk.
322
00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:35,753
And what do I look like?
A bologna sandwich?
323
00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:39,053
Oops.
What have I done?
324
00:17:39,091 --> 00:17:41,082
Yeah, what have we done?
325
00:17:41,127 --> 00:17:43,562
I was a jealous,
possessive fool.
326
00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:46,793
And I was a fool too, as usual.
327
00:17:46,832 --> 00:17:48,857
Well, we blew it.
328
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:51,563
We can't let her quit the team.
I'll go talk to her.
329
00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:55,199
No, no, no, you've talked enough.
I'll go talk to her.
330
00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:58,074
Let's hope she doesn't
body slam me.
331
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:02,814
Leave me alone, Zack.
332
00:18:02,848 --> 00:18:05,442
I told you,
I don't want to talk to you.
333
00:18:05,484 --> 00:18:07,714
Then I'm coming in.
334
00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:09,482
You better get out of here.
335
00:18:09,522 --> 00:18:12,423
If Belding catches you,
you're gonna get suspended.
336
00:18:12,458 --> 00:18:16,656
- I don't care. I have to talk to you.
- It's a free country, talk.
337
00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:19,666
Kristy, this isn't
easy for me to say,
338
00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:23,101
but I was embarrassed when you wouldn't
let me fight the guy at The Max.
339
00:18:23,135 --> 00:18:24,694
So?
340
00:18:24,737 --> 00:18:27,206
So the point is a guy
should protect the girl.
341
00:18:27,239 --> 00:18:29,571
I couldn't handle it
when you had to protect me.
342
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:33,136
- I didn't mean to embarrass you.
- I know that.
343
00:18:33,179 --> 00:18:38,117
Kristy, you love wrestling.
Don't quit the team over a jerk like me.
344
00:18:38,150 --> 00:18:40,141
Do you really mean it?
345
00:18:40,186 --> 00:18:42,484
Jerk's honor.
346
00:18:42,521 --> 00:18:44,512
Will you ever forgive me?
347
00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:46,082
On one condition --
348
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,787
if you take me
to the movies tomorrow night.
349
00:18:48,828 --> 00:18:50,796
I'd be afraid not to.
350
00:18:59,038 --> 00:19:01,871
Okay, sports fans,
this should be a great contest.
351
00:19:01,907 --> 00:19:03,898
Briggs and Slater
are both undefeated.
352
00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:06,503
And they've never
lost either, Zack.
353
00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:09,804
Ready? Okay!
354
00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:13,581
Here comes Slater, he's got guts!
Slam down Valley! Kick their butts!
355
00:19:17,189 --> 00:19:20,784
Let me tell you, this promises
to be a long, grueling match.
356
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:23,352
Wrestlers ready!
357
00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:25,387
(whistle blows)
358
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:30,191
(whistle blows)
359
00:19:31,437 --> 00:19:34,304
Yes, yes, and Slater wins
in record time.
360
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:38,072
Bayside and Valley are tied,
three matches apiece, with one to go.
361
00:19:38,110 --> 00:19:39,600
Zack:
Tension is mounting.
362
00:19:39,645 --> 00:19:42,512
This match will determine
the winner of the meet.
363
00:19:42,548 --> 00:19:44,642
Will it be Valley's
Skipper Skulnick?
364
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:48,279
Or Bayside's first female wrestler
in league history, Kristy Barnes?
365
00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:50,152
I think so, Zack.
366
00:19:51,590 --> 00:19:53,581
All right, Kristy,
it's up to you now.
367
00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:56,527
If you get into trouble
just remember what I taught you.
368
00:19:56,562 --> 00:19:58,326
All right.
369
00:19:58,364 --> 00:20:02,824
Hey, Kristy, I'm sorry,
I was wrong about you.
370
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:05,530
- And you too.
- It's okay, Mama.
371
00:20:05,571 --> 00:20:07,938
I'm used to you by now.
372
00:20:10,309 --> 00:20:12,869
All right,
all right, here we go.
373
00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:15,347
One, two, three, Tigers!
374
00:20:16,482 --> 00:20:19,816
Wrestlers... take your places!
375
00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:24,285
Places! Ready!
376
00:20:25,357 --> 00:20:28,657
(whistle blows, crowd cheering)
377
00:20:28,694 --> 00:20:31,254
Skulnick and Barnes
are circling each other.
378
00:20:31,297 --> 00:20:33,288
(crowd cheering)
379
00:20:36,869 --> 00:20:39,463
Zack: Oh, no, Skulnick
has Barnes in a Full Nelson.
380
00:20:39,505 --> 00:20:42,873
- She's in trouble.
- Come on, Kristy, you can do it.
381
00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:46,310
- Fight him, Kristy!
- Yeah, yeah!
382
00:20:46,345 --> 00:20:49,144
Skulnick is forcing Kristy
to the mat.
383
00:20:50,649 --> 00:20:52,640
Do something, Zack.
384
00:20:52,685 --> 00:20:54,676
Kristy, use the hold
you used at The Max.
385
00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:56,711
(cheering continues)
386
00:21:05,297 --> 00:21:07,288
(whistle blows)
387
00:21:15,474 --> 00:21:18,375
All right!
388
00:21:18,410 --> 00:21:21,345
Kristy, how does it feel
to make league history?
389
00:21:21,380 --> 00:21:23,371
- Great!
- (Zack groans)
390
00:21:27,653 --> 00:21:30,122
Ladies and gentlemen,
that was Kristy Barnes,
391
00:21:30,156 --> 00:21:32,853
our new star wrestler
and also my date for tonight.
392
00:21:32,892 --> 00:21:36,021
If anyone has a problem with that,
she'll beat you up.
393
00:21:44,036 --> 00:21:46,528
(instrumental
theme music playing)
394
00:21:46,578 --> 00:21:51,128
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