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(bell rings)
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? When I wake up in the morning
and the alarm gives out a warning ?
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? I don't think I'll ever
make it on time ?
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? By the time I grab my books
and I give myself a look ?
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? I'm at the corner just in time
to see the bus fly by ?
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? It's all right ?
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? 'Cause I'm saved by the bell ?
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? If the teacher pops a test
I know I'm in a mess ?
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? And my dog ate
all my homework last night ?
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? Ridin' low in my chair,
she won't know that I'm there ?
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? If I can hand it in tomorrow
it will be all right ?
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? It's all right ?
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? 'Cause I'm saved by the bell... ?
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? It's all right,
'cause I'm saved by the-- ?
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? It's all right, 'cause I'm saved
by the-- ?
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? It's all right,
'cause I'm saved by the bell ?
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- Hey, Preppie. How's it going?
- Yeah, are you okay?
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He'll be fine.
Leave him alone.
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What's the big deal? Am I supposed
to be upset about something?
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Yeah, after Kelly
dumped you the other night,
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I'm surprised
you even got out of bed.
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Maybe you'll meet somebody
at my Sweet Sixteen party.
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Remember, you guys,
it's this Saturday.
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Only five shopping days left.
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It sounds excellent.
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Well, here's your invitation
and yours, and yours.
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- Don't I get one?
- Well, okay.
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But if you have a previous
engagement, I understand.
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In fact... I'll pay for it.
See you guys later.
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You know, Zack,
like my Uncle Charlie used to say,
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"Women are like vines.
If you fall off one,
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hey, you can swing
with another."
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You know, you're not just a pig,
you are a gorilla-pig.
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Zack, you'll be all right.
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Hey, Kelly is just another chick,
and now she's out of my life.
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Yeah.
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But not out of your locker.
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- Hey, Kelly.
- Hey.
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- Here's an invitation to my party.
- Thanks.
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And here's a list of all
my favorite stores in the mall.
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Great. This will be a great chance
for you guys to get to know Jeff.
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Jeff?
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It's okay if I bring him,
isn't it?
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I guess so. I mean, I hadn't
really thought about it,
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- but yeah, sure, go ahead.
- Thanks.
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She doesn't even care
about what she did to Zack.
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Yeah, now she expects us to hang out with
that frat-boy babe stealer.
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- Hi, guys.
- Hi, Kel. How's it going?
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(bell rings)
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There she is.
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Hey, I can handle this.
She's nobody special.
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I can't let her know
I'm miserable.
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Ahem..
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Hi, Zack.
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Oh, hey, Kelly.
How you doing? Nice jacket.
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- Good morning, class.
- Good morning, Miss Simpson.
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I said
"Good morning, class."
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Didn't your parents
teach you any manners?
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Miss Simpson, I have
a doctor's appointment today.
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May I leave class early?
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Yes, your hair is curly.
Now, let's get started.
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Today, we turn
to the romantic poems
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of Elizabeth Barrett Browning.
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So, let's have Bayside's
most loved couple
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recite a poem for us.
Zack and Kelly, if you please.
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No! No. Well, I mean,
let's me and Slater read it instead.
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Oh, Ms. Spano.
Don't be such a ham.
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Here we are.
Begin when ready.
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"How do I love thee?
Let me count the ways.
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I love thee to the depth
and breadth--"
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Mr. Morris!
This is a love poem.
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This time recite it slower
and with feeling.
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(nervous laugh)
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"How do I love thee?
Let me count the ways.
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I love thee to the depth--"
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And I love thee to stop!
I can't take it anymore!
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(whining)
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Well, it certainly moved
Mr. Screech.
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(all chuckling)
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Hey, Screech --
tell me about the time
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when Zack made Mr. Belding
think he was going crazy.
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It was great. He rigged his office
so that every 15 minutes
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his desk would shake
and his pictures would rattle.
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You did that?
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Then Mr. Belding's running
in and out of his office all day
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screaming, "Earthquake!"
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You should have been there, Slater.
He got so whacked out,
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he called Caltech
and tried to convince them
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there was a faultline
underneath his desk.
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I'll bet. That's beautiful.
Hey, Zack, you are an artiste.
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- You think so?
- Definitely. Yeah.
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(movie music playing)
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I'm glad we came, guys.
It was a good idea.
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- Psst, Slater?
- What?
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Slater!
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Hey, shut up, man.
I'm trying to watch the movie.
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Yeah, shut up, Screech.
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(low)
"Eff-Jay and elly-Kay."
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"On't-day, et-lay,
ack-Zay, ee-say."
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- What-ay?
- Oy vey.
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What's going on?
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Screech is starting
to feel real sick.
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I am? Oh yeah.
Oh, my pancreas!
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All:
Shh!
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(tires screeching)
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(gunshots, woman screams)
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(squeals)
Oh, no!
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I'm outta here.
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When I was four years old,
my father promised me
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anything I wanted for my
Sweet Sixteen birthday party.
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- So?
- So, he let me down.
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- Well, what do you want?
- MC Hammer.
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Lisa, aren't you
overdoing it a bit?
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Girl, I turn 16 once.
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It's gonna be the social event
of the season.
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Oh, do you want me
to jump out of the cake, babe?
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No, I'd like you to jump
into the cake while it's baking.
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What's up, guys?
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Lisa, about your party,
I just can't make it.
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What are you talking about?
Everybody's gonna be there.
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That's the problem.
Kelly will be there too.
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Of course she is.
She's coming with--
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Oh-hh...
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(together)
"Oh-hh..."
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Yeah, "Oh-hh."
Sorry, Lisa.
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Zack, what happened?
You were doing fine yesterday.
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Sure, right up until
I caught them at the movies.
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People go to the movies
all the time.
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Yeah, but most people
come up for air.
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(mimics kissing)
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Hi, guys.
Hi, Zack.
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- Bye, guys.
- (Screech grumbles)
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- What's wrong with him?
- As if you didn't know.
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Why are you ruining Zack's life?
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Whoa. What are you
talking about?
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Zack was
at the movies last night.
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People go to the movies
all the time.
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But not all of them make out
in front of their ex-boyfriends.
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We were not making out.
We were just cuddling.
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You know, Kelly, I'd hoped
you'd be a little more sensitive.
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- At least you've got somebody.
- Yeah.
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What am I supposed to do?
Call ahead before I go anyplace
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- to see if Zack's there?
- Both: Yes.
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You're the one who told me
to be honest with him about Jeff.
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- Now you're telling me to hide it?
- Both: Yes!
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If you two are sharing a brain,
why don't you get one that works?
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(slams)
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I've got to keep
my mind off of Kelly.
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So I'm going to do something
I've never done before --
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(taps)
homework.
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Bad idea.
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I know.
Television.
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Announcer: Next on
"Married with Children,"
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Kelly dumps her boyfriend
for a French fry chef.
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Too much television
is bad for you anyway.
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Radio announcer: Next time
your secretary leaves you hanging,
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call us.
We're the Kelly Girls.
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- (radio off)
- Gosh.
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- (knocking on door)
- Please, just go away.
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Hey, Zack.
We came to cheer you up.
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Listen, guys, I have to work
this out on my own.
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Zack, you're Bayside's
most eligible bachelor.
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I've got a list with girls
who want to go out with you.
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Maybe I don't want to go out
with anyone, all right?
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Look, Preppie, you can't spend
the rest of your life in your room.
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Well, I don't know, Slater.
It's a pretty nice room.
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Zack, you don't see Kelly sitting
around being depressed, do you?
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- Oh, cheer me right up.
- Face it. It's over.
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Maybe you're right. If Kelly
doesn't care, why should I, right?
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- Slater: Right.
- Bring on the babes.
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Great. I know this girl who
would love to go out with you.
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Her name is Sue and besides being
pretty, she's got a great mind.
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And she loves to read
so she's got a lot to say.
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Like, I figured Danielle Steel must
be writing all of Jackie Collins'
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romance novels because,
like, they're all the same.
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Well, not exactly the same.
I mean, they have to be,
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like, a little bit different
or everybody would know.
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(tires screeching, gunshots)
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(woman screams)
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Have you read "Hollywood Wives"?
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Jessie: You have got
to go out with Cassie.
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She's got a great personality
and an insatiable hunger for life.
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You know, after the movie,
we should go to Antonio's.
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I have this craving for a big bowl
of spaghetti and meatballs.
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(gunshots, woman screams)
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(gasps)
I'm out of popcorn!
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Screech: You never met
my cousin Kimberly, did you?
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A lot of guys think she's cute,
if you like that long-legged,
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gorgeous, blonde ballerina type.
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Oh, he's so mean.
I hope they catch him.
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(tires screeching, gunshots)
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(woman screams)
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Oh no!
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Kim, how would you feel
about a burger after the movie?
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I know a great place
where we can go.
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Kelly, are you gonna
get that table tonight,
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or were you waiting
to serve them breakfast?
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Let 'em starve.
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Why don't you make up
with your friends?
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You're acting like a bunch
of high school kids.
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We are a bunch
of high school kids, okay?
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You've known them a lot longer
than you've known me.
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Come on. Go over and straighten
this out and you'll all feel better.
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- Maybe you're right.
- Okay.
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Hi, guys.
How ya doin'?
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Slater: Okay. I'll have
a double cheeseburger.
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- Girls: Cheeseburger.
- Do you have any specials?
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- Cheeseburger.
- How's Zack doing?
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See? You guys are wrong.
She does remember his name.
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Well, this is the place.
Hey, look who's here.
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Kimberly, I want you to meet
some of my friends.
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This is Jessie, this is Slater,
this is Lisa, and you know Screech.
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Hey, cuz. Missed you
at Aunt Gertrude's birthday party.
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We played "Pin the Tail
on Uncle Fred" again.
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- Hi, Zack.
- Oh, hi. I'm glad you're here.
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Can you get us a table?
Something really romantic.
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Yeah, sure.
Right this way.
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See you guys later.
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Wow! Look at him.
He's really happy.
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How could you be related to her?
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- Well, she's adopted.
- Slater: Oh, that makes sense.
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- Come on, Zack. Let me order.
- Let's split a milkshake.
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One chocolate milkshake
with two straws.
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Would you like to dance?
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- I'd love to.
- All right.
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(romantic instrumental music playing)
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Whoa.
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That's "A-12" --
Zack and Kelly's song.
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Why would he do that?
That's so cruel.
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To get even with her.
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What a creep.
Kelly does not deserve that.
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She didn't deserve
to be snubbed by us either.
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Right.
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Excuse me, Zack.
Can we talk?
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This will only take one second.
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So, what's up, Kimber--
oh, I'm sorry, Kelly.
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Zack, this is our song, A-12.
It's sacred.
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No, no, no.
A-12 was sacred.
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Right up until you
dumped me for that jerk.
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Don't you dare call him a jerk.
You don't even know Jeff.
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Right now,
the only jerk I see is you.
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My gosh, can you believe her?
I told her I wanted
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a strawberry shake instead
and she gets all upset.
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I heard every word, you creep.
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How dare you use me to get back
at your old girlfriend?
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No, no, wa-- ugh!
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Kelly...
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I'm really sorry about the way
I've been treating you.
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Yeah, me too.
I've been narrow-minded,
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judgmental and pigheaded.
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You were just being yourself.
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I deserved that.
I did.
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Kelly, can you ever forgive us?
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Just don't make it a habit.
Now give me a hug.
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- Lisa: Thank you.
- Uh, I'll see you guys later.
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- Oh, rats! Is Kelly gone?
- Cut it out, Zack.
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After what she did, I can't believe
you're still talking to her.
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That's not fair. Don't make us
choose between you and Kelly.
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Yeah.
You're way out of line.
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She wasn't out of line
when she smacked me?
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If I were Kelly, you'd still be pulling a
hairbrush out of your ear.
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Don't get me started.
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It was your fault for bringing
your date there.
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You're the ones
who convinced me to date again.
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Jessie: But we didn't tell you
to rub Kelly's face in it.
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You really hurt her and you did it
on purpose. That really stinks.
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I hope you'll be
more mature at my party.
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The only way I'll come to your
party is if you disinvite Kelly.
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That's it.
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Look, Kelly is my friend too,
and she's gonna be at my party.
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If you can't accept that,
then don't come.
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That's fine.
Then I won't go.
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(slams)
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Take back your jacket,
your sweater,
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your lucky pom-poms,
and your stupid volleyball--
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Hey, hey, hey. Hey!
What is going on, here?
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Zack, this is not your bedroom.
Clean this mess up.
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Why don't you clean it yourself?
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My office.
Now.
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(knocking)
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Come on, Zack. We don't want
to be late for Lisa's party.
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I'm not going.
Here, give this to Lisa for me.
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00:16:29,195 --> 00:16:31,994
Let's go. Get dressed and you
can give it to her yourself.
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I said I am not going.
Do you have an earwax buildup?
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But it's gonna be a blast.
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00:16:38,505 --> 00:16:41,202
There's even gonna be
a Jell-O mold of Michael Jackson.
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00:16:41,241 --> 00:16:44,677
If we jiggle it, it'll moonwalk
across the potato salad.
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Thanks, Screech.
But after the way I've been acting,
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you're probably the only one
that wants me there.
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00:16:49,916 --> 00:16:53,614
You think we're gonna stop being
your friend because you messed up?
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00:16:53,653 --> 00:16:56,145
- Well...
- You mess up all the time.
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It's what you do best.
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00:16:58,224 --> 00:17:01,057
But this time
I really acted like an idiot.
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00:17:01,094 --> 00:17:03,426
If you can't be an idiot
with your friends,
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00:17:03,463 --> 00:17:06,125
who can you be an idiot with?
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00:17:06,166 --> 00:17:10,125
- Come on, let's go party.
- I don't think so. Not this time.
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00:17:10,170 --> 00:17:14,129
Well, okay,
but you're being an idiot.
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00:17:15,208 --> 00:17:19,202
Remember, it's better to be
dumped by the best-looking girl
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than to have never
been dumped at all.
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00:17:25,552 --> 00:17:27,680
(dance music plays)
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(doorbell rings)
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- Hey, Lisa.
- Hi.
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- Happy birthday.
- Thanks.
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A mini-skirt!
Thanks.
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00:17:48,208 --> 00:17:51,200
- Hey, Lisa. Happy Birthday.
- Thanks.
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00:17:52,212 --> 00:17:55,113
Wow! A charm bracelet!
Thanks!
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00:18:00,253 --> 00:18:04,690
Happy birthday, Lisa. I poked
holes in it so he can breathe.
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00:18:11,431 --> 00:18:14,230
- Is Zack coming?
- Uh, no. He stayed home.
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00:18:14,267 --> 00:18:17,999
That's probably safer,
'cause Kelly's bringing Jeff.
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00:18:18,037 --> 00:18:20,335
- Did he send a present?
- Yup.
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00:18:20,373 --> 00:18:23,604
But my present ate it.
I'm sorry.
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00:18:30,917 --> 00:18:33,284
(doorbell rings)
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Happy Sweet Sixteen, Lisa.
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00:18:39,025 --> 00:18:42,984
Oh, I wasn't expecting
earrings, Kelly, thank you.
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00:18:48,635 --> 00:18:51,502
Hi, we haven't been formally
introduced.
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00:18:51,537 --> 00:18:53,562
- I'm Lisa Turtle.
- Hi, Jeff Hunter.
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- Thanks for inviting me.
- Sure.
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00:18:55,408 --> 00:18:58,207
Well, we're gonna go say hi
to everybody. Bye.
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00:18:59,245 --> 00:19:01,236
Hi, guys.
You all know Jeff.
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00:19:02,749 --> 00:19:05,150
So, Slater, Kelly
tells me you wrestle.
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00:19:05,184 --> 00:19:07,881
- Yeah.
- I used to wrestle in high school.
322
00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:11,515
- Were you any good?
- Won my division a few times.
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00:19:11,557 --> 00:19:14,390
Really?
We should talk.
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00:19:14,427 --> 00:19:16,555
- All right.
- All right then.
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00:19:16,596 --> 00:19:18,758
Jeff, when I first found out
about you and Kelly,
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I didn't want
to give you a chance,
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00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:23,462
but if you're good enough for her,
you're good enough for me.
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00:19:23,503 --> 00:19:25,870
Hey, thank you.
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00:19:25,905 --> 00:19:27,873
- All right, Jeff.
- We'll talk...
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00:19:31,377 --> 00:19:33,869
Well, even though
I'm supposed to hate you
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'cause you stole
my best friend's woman,
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00:19:36,416 --> 00:19:39,283
I guess you're not
a sleazeball after all.
333
00:19:39,319 --> 00:19:43,313
Thanks, Screech.
I'm gonna go get some punch.
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00:19:48,328 --> 00:19:51,628
- Lisa, where's Zack?
- He's not coming.
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00:19:51,664 --> 00:19:53,758
I never meant to hurt him.
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00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:55,928
We know, Kelly.
He'll get over it.
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00:19:55,968 --> 00:19:57,959
I hope so.
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00:19:59,605 --> 00:20:02,097
Jessie:
? Happy birthday to you.. ?
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00:20:02,141 --> 00:20:05,076
All:
? Happy birthday to you ?
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00:20:05,111 --> 00:20:08,274
? Happy birthday,
dear Lisa ?
341
00:20:08,314 --> 00:20:11,750
? Happy birthday
to you ?
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00:20:11,784 --> 00:20:13,912
(applause)
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00:20:18,257 --> 00:20:22,421
One more time!
? Happy birthday to.. ?
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00:20:23,463 --> 00:20:26,057
Sorry I'm late, Lisa.
Happy birthday.
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00:20:26,099 --> 00:20:28,761
Thanks, Zack. I wasn't
even expecting you.
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00:20:28,801 --> 00:20:32,032
A good friend convinced me
I was being an idiot.
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00:20:32,071 --> 00:20:35,268
Excuse me, I have to go
settle something.
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00:20:36,409 --> 00:20:38,901
Please don't mess up my party.
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00:20:39,946 --> 00:20:42,847
- Hi, Zack.
- Hi.
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00:20:43,883 --> 00:20:48,445
Look... I'm sorry for the way
I treated you.
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00:20:48,488 --> 00:20:51,856
I was more hurt than I thought
and didn't know how to deal with it.
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00:20:51,891 --> 00:20:53,689
I noticed.
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00:20:53,726 --> 00:20:56,195
You are a very hard girl
to get over, Kelly.
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00:20:56,229 --> 00:20:59,631
But I'd rather have you as a friend
than not have you at all.
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00:20:59,665 --> 00:21:01,793
Oh, Zack.
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00:21:06,506 --> 00:21:08,531
Hey, congratulations, Jeff.
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00:21:08,574 --> 00:21:11,168
You got a great girl.
Treat her right.
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00:21:11,210 --> 00:21:13,702
Hey, you got it, man.
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00:21:17,049 --> 00:21:20,280
One of the hardest things
about being a teenager
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00:21:20,319 --> 00:21:22,378
is losing your first love.
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00:21:22,422 --> 00:21:24,914
I don't know if I'll ever
get over Kelly.
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00:21:24,957 --> 00:21:29,121
Excuse me. Do you believe
in love at first sight?
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00:21:34,133 --> 00:21:38,331
On the other hand, I absolutely
believe in love at first sight.
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00:21:44,343 --> 00:21:46,903
(instrumental theme music plays)
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