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(bell rings)
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? When I wake up in the morning
and the alarm gives out a warning ?
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? I don't think I'll ever
make it on time ?
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? By the time I grab my books
and I give myself a look ?
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? I'm at the corner just in time
to see the bus fly by ?
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? It's all right ?
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? 'Cause I'm saved by the bell ?
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? If the teacher pops a test
I know I'm in a mess ?
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? And my dog ate
all my homework last night ?
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? Ridin' low on my chair,
she won't know that I'm there ?
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? If I can hand it in tomorrow
it will be all right ?
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? It's all right ?
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? 'Cause I'm saved by the bell... ?
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? It's all right,
'cause I'm saved by the-- ?
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? It's all right, 'cause I'm saved
by the-- ?
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? It's all right,
'cause I'm saved by the bell ?
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I had a wonderful time, Zack.
That movie really got to me.
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You're the only one who cried
when Ernest went to jail.
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I wasn't the only one,
Vern was crying, too.
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Well, good night, Zack.
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Kelly, I've never felt this way
about a girl before, and--
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Yes?
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Would you go steady with me?
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Wow! I don't know what to say.
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Say "good night!"
It's past her curfew.
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Shouldn't your cute
little brother be in bed?
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He's just trying to protect
his big sister.
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I'm gonna tell Dad!
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Hey, Kyle,
wanna live till tomorrow?
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So, what's your answer?
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Going together is a big decision.
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Let me sleep on it, okay? 'Night!
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Kelly! No good night kiss?!
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Take a hike, dork!
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Screech, what are you doing?
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Cramming!
We've got school physicals today,
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and this year
I don't want to come in last.
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Some people get strange when
it's time to see "Nurse Butcher."
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Not me, I'm in perfect health!
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I eat properly, exercise daily,
get the right amount of rest.
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You sound like
a commercial for oat bran.
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What's your problem, Bubba?
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Look, I don't like
school physicals, okay?
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Why? What's so bad
about school physicals?
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Well, I hate to miss class!
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You don't need a physical,
you need a mental.
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Zack:
Morning, everybody!
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- Screech: 11... 12...
- Zack: How are you doing, Screech?
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What are you so happy about,
Preppie?
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Oh, nothing.
Just that I expect to be going
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with the most beautiful girl
in school by the end of the day.
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- Have you asked Kelly yet?
- Yes, I did.
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If your head swells any more,
they're gonna have to drain it.
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This is so hot!
I have to spread it all over school.
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Don't forget to use a shovel.
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- (bell rings)
- Time to jump!
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Excuse me.
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Could you direct me
to the nurse's office?
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That way!
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I'll see a sign.
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Thank you.
You're cute.
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Really cute.
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You're welcome!
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- Well, you can talk.
- Well, ture I can shalk.
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I mean, sure I can talk.
Are you new here?
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It's my first day.
I'm Jennifer, and I'm late.
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I'm Zack,
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and I'm in love.
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Good morning, class.
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Good morning, Miss Simpson.
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In my day, a class would respond
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when a teacher
wished them good morning.
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All right, let's begin.
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You were all supposed
to write a poem.
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Now, who would like
to recite first?
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I would, Miss Simpson.
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Well then,
since there are no volunteers,
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I shall select someone.
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Mr. Screech,
will you honor us with your verse?
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This is called:
"When Morning Comes."
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- "When morning comes I raise my--
- You may begin when ready.
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"When morning comes
I raise my head,
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Shut off the alarm
and get out of bed,
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I brush my teeth like mother said,
and always feed my spider Ted."
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Thrilling, Mr. Screech.
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I wanted to get my lizard Oscar in,
but I couldn't find a rhyme.
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The time?
Oh, it's 9:30.
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Now, who will be next?
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Miss Turtle?
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"Ode to the Mall."
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"So many stores
all in one place,
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It brings a big smile
to my face..."
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Zack, let's talk after class,
I have an answer for you.
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"I love to hop
from shop to shop,
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And buy and buy
until I drop."
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Lovely, Miss Turtle.
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I like the Rocky Mountains, too.
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Good morning, students,
this is your principal,
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and fearless leader
Mr. Belding.
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(class sighs)
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Thank you.
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This week will be your annual
physicals and flu shots.
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Now to calm any fears you may have
about taking these shots,
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I'm going to take one myself
to demonstrate to all of you
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that they are totally painless.
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Nurse Butcher, if you please.
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(screams)
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Well, personally,
I like the old school cheer better.
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Miss Kapowski, would you take us
back to the world of poetry?
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My poem is called:
"That Special Someone."
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"Those eyes so warm,
that smile so bright,
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I think about him
day and night..."
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"The cutest guy I'll ever see,
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Oh lucky, lucky,
lucky me!"
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This is Mr. Belding again.
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(groans)
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Will, Jessie Spano,
Larry Plisskin, and Zack Morris
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please report
to the nurse's office.
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Oh, people, please.
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Miss Kapowski's poem
wasn't that bad.
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D-E-F-P-O-T-E-C.
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I'm sorry, young lady,
I think you need glasses.
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Glasses?!
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Do you want me to look like
a four-eyed frog face?
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- Ribbit.
- Nurse Butcher!
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Report to my office immediately!
My arm is throbbing.
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What a wimp!
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So, Jessie, how did it go?
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Zack, do you think guys
like girls who wear glasses?
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- No way!
- Well, who asked you?
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Zack Morris?
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- I remember you.
- You're a nurse?
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Yes, I'll be taking over
for Nurse Butcher
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when she retires next month.
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I'm assisting her
with the physicals.
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Zack, are you feeling all right?
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Suddenly, I'm very weak.
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Your pulse is racing.
Would you like to sit down?
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Oh, no!
I prefer being held.
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I know, you're worried
about the needles.
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Don't worry, nobody likes shots.
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Trust me,
when this is all over with,
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you are going to feel much better.
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But if you don't, you stop by
and see me anytime, all right?
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- Really?
- Sure.
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How's that feel?
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Wonderful!
Please do it again.
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I don't know why Zack's physical
is taking so long?
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Kelly! I know he asked you
to go with him.
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Is the answer yes?
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Well, you can't tell Zack, but--
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Oh, my!
What a moment!
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What a thrill!
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First the Berlin Wall comes down,
then the Brady Bunch comes back,
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and now Zack and Kelly
are going steady!
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Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!
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Only in America!
Zack!
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This is the happiest moment
of my life! Congratulations!
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You weren't supposed to tell him.
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(hisses)
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Well, I guess you know the answer.
It's yes.
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That's great, Kel.
So what was the question?
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Oh, come on, it's no big deal.
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One of you just write,
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"Our family doctor has already given
AC his flu shot.
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Thanks anyway,
Mrs. Loretta Slater."
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Slater, that's not only lying,
that's forgery.
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The captain of the wrestling team
afraid of a little needle?
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Don't mention that word.
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I can't even watch my mother knit.
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Slater, I've got real problems to
worry about, okay? My eyes are bad.
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Yeah, well the rest of you
makes up for it, Mama.
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Lisa, Jessie,
I need to talk to you both, now!
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- Girl talk, Slater. Pardon us.
- Okay, but first,
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Kelly, I've always admired
your handwriting.
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- I was wondering if you could--
- Move it!
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I love it when you treat me rough.
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What's the problem, Kelly?
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I don't think Zack wants
to go out with me anymore.
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Is it possible that
he likes someone else?
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Kelly, get real. He's been
in love with you for years.
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There's got to be another reason.
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If it'll make you feel better,
I'll talk to him.
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Oh, that'd be great, Jessie.
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But first, I need an honest answer.
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How do I look in these frames?
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Ridiculous. You're lucky
you don't have to wear them.
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- I don't think they're that bad.
- Thanks, Kelly!
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Hey, nice glasses, Jessie.
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Oh, do you really like them?
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Yeah, all my grandmother's friends
wear the same kind.
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Hi, Jennifer.
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Hello there, Jennifer.
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Yo! Jen babe.
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Zack? Can I come in?
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Yeah, Jessie!
What are you doing here?
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Look, Kelly is really upset.
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You asked her to go steady, and now
you're backing off. What's up?
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Look, Jessie, I can't tell you.
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Zack, we've been friends
since the first grade.
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You can trust me.
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All right, do you promise
not to tell any of the guys?
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I promise. Tell me.
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I'm in love with
the new school nurse.
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You pig!
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How is Kelly gonna feel
when you dump her
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- for some flu shot floozie?
- Hold on!
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I didn't say I wanted to dump her.
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Look, Kelly's a great girl --
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in a young kind of way.
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What are you going to do?
Go out with her and the nurse?
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That's not a bad idea.
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(moans)
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Have no fear, dying person.
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Dr. Zachary Morris, the world famous
surgeon is on his way.
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(moans again)
Okay, let's boogie!
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Nurse Jennifer, Nurse Kelly,
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- prepare me for surgery.
- Yes, Dr. Morris.
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Doctor, please!
I hurt all over.
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Anesthetic, Dr. Screech.
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Right away, Dr. Morris.
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Kelly's gonna be really upset
when she hears about this.
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But she is not gonna hear about it,
because you promised not to tell.
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Now, what do you think
of this tie?
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I think it should be tighter!
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Oh, Jessie,
did you see Zack this morning?
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- Yes.
- Well, how does he feel about me?
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When I left he was all choked up.
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Really? Then maybe
we're going together after all!
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That's wonderful, Miss Kapowski!
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Two students from my class
going steady.
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Miss Simpson, you heard us?
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Yes, I'm wearing
a new hearing aid.
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It's a brand new model,
very sensitive.
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(bell rings, screams)
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Miss Simpson,
I'm not feeling very well.
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May I have your permission
to go see the nurse?
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- Yes, but you needn't shout!
- Zack, I'll walk you there.
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Oh no!
(screams)
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Oh, that's okay, Kelly.
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I should go to the nurse alone.
You wouldn't want to see this.
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You can say that again.
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Now, let us continue our study
of the romantic poets,
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and turn our attention to
the gentle words of Percy Shelley.
245
00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:55,399
- Miss Simpson!
- (screams)
246
00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:58,336
I've had it with this hearing aid!
247
00:13:58,371 --> 00:14:01,102
- Is something wrong?
- What did you say?
248
00:14:02,108 --> 00:14:05,544
Never mind.
Slater, report for your physical.
249
00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:13,675
(class humming "Funeral March")
250
00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:18,988
Very funny.
251
00:14:25,331 --> 00:14:27,800
Hi there, Jennifer.
252
00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:31,828
Well, hello.
You look nice all dressed up!
253
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:35,364
Oh, thanks for noticing, Jen.
254
00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:37,399
So, what can I do for you?
255
00:14:37,443 --> 00:14:40,140
Oh boy, now there's a question.
256
00:14:40,179 --> 00:14:43,638
I mean, my head is feeling hot.
257
00:14:43,683 --> 00:14:46,175
Hm-mm. Feels cool to me.
258
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:49,211
Well, that's what I meant.
I'm freezing.
259
00:14:49,255 --> 00:14:52,350
This is a very strange
reaction to a flu shot.
260
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,861
I wonder what's going on
in that body of yours?
261
00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:58,488
Whoa!
262
00:14:59,699 --> 00:15:01,690
Jennifer, there's something
I have to tell you.
263
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:03,725
Maybe I should take
your temperature.
264
00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:06,364
I left my thermometer in
the other room, I'll be right back.
265
00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:08,397
Relax!
266
00:15:20,686 --> 00:15:23,348
Jennifer?
Is that you?
267
00:15:27,193 --> 00:15:30,094
(high voice)
Mm-hmm.
268
00:15:31,230 --> 00:15:33,494
Aren't you coming back in?
269
00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:35,797
Huh-uh.
270
00:15:35,835 --> 00:15:37,860
Oh, Jennifer, don't be shy.
271
00:15:37,904 --> 00:15:39,963
I never believed
in love at first sight,
272
00:15:40,006 --> 00:15:42,065
until I saw you yesterday
in the hall.
273
00:15:42,341 --> 00:15:44,332
Look, this is the real thing.
274
00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:46,607
Don't fight it.
Just go with the flow.
275
00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:48,171
(giggles)
276
00:15:48,214 --> 00:15:50,615
Yes, my darling,
we were meant to be together.
277
00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:52,641
Be mine!
278
00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:57,886
- Where's Jennifer?
- Who cares? I'm yours!
279
00:15:57,924 --> 00:15:59,119
Slater, how much did you hear?
280
00:15:59,158 --> 00:16:01,923
Just enough to destroy
you with Kelly forever.
281
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,986
- You wouldn't.
- I would!
282
00:16:04,030 --> 00:16:06,897
But I could also keep it
between you, me, and the curtain,
283
00:16:06,933 --> 00:16:09,800
if you do a little
something for me.
284
00:16:09,836 --> 00:16:12,464
How do you feel about
taking another flu shot?
285
00:16:12,505 --> 00:16:14,530
All right,
286
00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:18,238
which one of you is AC Slater?
287
00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:23,712
I am.
288
00:16:23,749 --> 00:16:25,808
Bend over, Blondie.
289
00:16:32,391 --> 00:16:34,382
What did you want
to see me about, Zack?
290
00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:36,122
Screech, would you sit down
so I can talk to you?
291
00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:38,824
Can't, Zack, I'm in training.
Physical's today.
292
00:16:38,865 --> 00:16:40,856
It's about Kelly and me.
293
00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:42,891
Lovely couple!
Only in America.
294
00:16:42,935 --> 00:16:45,370
No, I don't want
to go out with her exclusively.
295
00:16:45,404 --> 00:16:48,203
Look, I wanna date other girls.
296
00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:52,508
What about the wedding?
I bought you a blender.
297
00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:55,378
Screech, just keep the gift,
I'll be okay.
298
00:16:55,414 --> 00:16:57,883
But Kelly will need someone
to keep her mind off me for a while.
299
00:16:57,917 --> 00:17:00,352
- Now, do you know someone?
- How about Slater?
300
00:17:00,386 --> 00:17:02,821
Oh no, no, no.
We need someone--
301
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:05,756
someone more sensitive,
someone like you.
302
00:17:05,791 --> 00:17:08,351
Well, there is this new kid
named Melvin Nerdly.
303
00:17:08,394 --> 00:17:11,022
Nerdly? I love him already.
304
00:17:11,063 --> 00:17:12,861
Yeah, he is a substitute
on our chess team.
305
00:17:12,899 --> 00:17:16,164
- Great, what's he like?
- He's not as cool as I am --
306
00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:19,604
- he's kind of a geek.
- That's perfect!
307
00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:21,630
I'll go and talk
to Melvin right now.
308
00:17:21,674 --> 00:17:23,768
Hi, Screech!
309
00:17:23,809 --> 00:17:25,800
(Screech cries)
310
00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:29,505
All right, Zack,
I thought you wanted to go steady?
311
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:30,983
What's going on?
312
00:17:31,017 --> 00:17:34,282
Kelly, there's something
I have to tell you.
313
00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:36,550
I think we should date
other people.
314
00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:38,387
Date other people? What for?
315
00:17:38,424 --> 00:17:40,859
I adore your innocence,
316
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:44,887
but Kelly,
think of a nut on a forest floor.
317
00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:47,593
It needs space
if it's gonna grow into a tree,
318
00:17:47,633 --> 00:17:50,125
and you and I are those nuts.
319
00:17:50,169 --> 00:17:52,228
No, Zack, you're nuts.
320
00:17:52,271 --> 00:17:54,262
Is there someone else
you want to go out with?
321
00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:57,766
Kelly, there's not another student
in school that I'm interested in.
322
00:17:57,810 --> 00:18:02,077
- Are you sure about this, Zack?
- Just trust me. It's for the best.
323
00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:10,754
Hey, Kelly.
324
00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:12,258
What's wrong, Kelly?
325
00:18:12,291 --> 00:18:14,953
Men!
Especially Zack Morris!
326
00:18:14,994 --> 00:18:18,453
Hey, don't judge us
by our worst specimen.
327
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:23,300
What did Zack do to her?
328
00:18:23,336 --> 00:18:24,997
I wish I could tell you.
329
00:18:25,037 --> 00:18:26,903
Do you know what's going on?
330
00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:29,965
No, no.
I just meant I wish I did.
331
00:18:30,009 --> 00:18:32,034
Jessie, you might not
be the only one
332
00:18:32,078 --> 00:18:34,069
who wishes they could tell
what they knew.
333
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,241
I mean, if they really knew,
334
00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:38,307
which they have to say they don't.
335
00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:41,981
You mean there's someone else,
say a Mr. S who knows about a Mr. Z?
336
00:18:42,021 --> 00:18:46,083
Yes, but Mr. S made a promise
to Mr. Z not to tell anyone.
337
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,116
Miss J made the same promise.
338
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:50,185
Does Miss J know about the new N
339
00:18:50,229 --> 00:18:52,220
who's causing
all the problems for Miss K?
340
00:18:52,264 --> 00:18:54,562
Miss J knows all about it.
341
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:56,591
Well then,
why don't you tell the new nurse,
342
00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,434
what Zack did to Kelly?
I'm sure she can take care of it.
343
00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,872
Lisa, we promised not to tell.
344
00:19:00,906 --> 00:19:04,672
Well, Miss L here didn't,
and she's telling.
345
00:19:06,212 --> 00:19:09,238
And we're watching.
346
00:19:09,281 --> 00:19:12,512
I can't believe he would treat
his girlfriend this way!
347
00:19:12,551 --> 00:19:14,952
Well, now that I've seen you--
348
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:17,581
I mean, he's swine.
349
00:19:19,925 --> 00:19:21,916
Well, just leave everything to me.
350
00:19:21,961 --> 00:19:24,828
I've had plenty of experience
dealing with sick people.
351
00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:26,855
Thanks a lot, Jennifer.
352
00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:28,890
I don't understand how
I could've gotten all these wrong?
353
00:19:28,934 --> 00:19:31,164
They look so clear to me.
354
00:19:31,203 --> 00:19:35,265
D-E-F-P-O-T-E-C.
355
00:19:35,307 --> 00:19:38,971
Jessie, you got them all right.
Who told you you needed glasses?
356
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:42,208
- Nurse Butcher!
- "Blind as a bat" Butcher?
357
00:19:42,248 --> 00:19:44,774
She can hardly see,
that's why she's retiring.
358
00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:48,685
This morning, she gave
a flu shot to the flag pole.
359
00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:51,918
Maybe you can find someone
who needs these.
360
00:19:53,159 --> 00:19:55,150
Let's get "lover boy" in here,
361
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,185
and let him see a side of me
362
00:19:57,229 --> 00:19:59,459
he's never seen before.
363
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:06,028
Oh, Jennifer. I'm back.
364
00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:11,300
- You wanted to see me?
- I certainly did.
365
00:20:14,847 --> 00:20:17,942
It's rather warm in here,
don't you think?
366
00:20:19,785 --> 00:20:21,879
Aa-aah!
367
00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:25,515
That's much better.
368
00:20:26,592 --> 00:20:30,927
Zack, I haven't been able
to stop thinking about you.
369
00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:33,295
Really?
370
00:20:33,332 --> 00:20:36,165
You like me, don't you, Zack?
371
00:20:36,202 --> 00:20:38,261
Oh, yeah!
372
00:20:38,304 --> 00:20:40,796
You're sweet.
373
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:43,036
Not like my husband.
374
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:45,066
Your husband?!
375
00:20:45,111 --> 00:20:48,046
Yes, he's a professional wrestler.
376
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,071
Hulk Hogan says
he could be the champion,
377
00:20:50,116 --> 00:20:53,177
except for his violent temper.
378
00:20:53,219 --> 00:20:55,210
Violent?!
Temper?!
379
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,348
Jennifer,
maybe I better be leaving now.
380
00:20:57,389 --> 00:20:59,380
You're right,
let's run away tonight!
381
00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:02,827
Oh, no, I'm sorry, I'm not allowed
to sleep over on school nights.
382
00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:05,490
Let's get married
and have lots of children!
383
00:21:05,531 --> 00:21:08,193
- Oh, I've got a girlfriend!
- She can sit for us.
384
00:21:08,234 --> 00:21:11,169
Oh, no, you don't understand,
one girl is all I can handle.
385
00:21:12,972 --> 00:21:16,203
Zack, do you want a girl?
386
00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:19,070
Or a woman?
387
00:21:20,746 --> 00:21:23,147
I wanna go back to class!
388
00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:40,857
Zack, what are you doing here?
389
00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:42,925
What am I doing here?
I came to see you.
390
00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:45,903
Well, you picked an awkward time.
391
00:21:45,938 --> 00:21:49,203
Zack, I'd like you to meet
Melvin Nerdly.
392
00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:52,073
You're Melvin Nerdly?
393
00:21:52,111 --> 00:21:54,603
Just call me Mel.
394
00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:56,274
You play chess?
395
00:21:56,549 --> 00:21:59,610
Yeah, and football,
and baseball, and hockey.
396
00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:03,111
I even model a little.
See you tomorrow Kelly.
397
00:22:06,225 --> 00:22:08,717
It was a great idea about
dating other people, Zack.
398
00:22:08,761 --> 00:22:10,752
Tonight, Melvin taught me chess,
399
00:22:10,796 --> 00:22:14,164
tomorrow, he's teaching me
Lambada. Thanks!
400
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:17,397
Look, Kelly,
I've been acting crazy recently,
401
00:22:17,436 --> 00:22:20,064
but now I'm back to normal.
402
00:22:20,105 --> 00:22:23,166
I want to go out with you
and nobody else.
403
00:22:23,209 --> 00:22:26,201
Zack, I adore your innocence,
404
00:22:26,245 --> 00:22:28,577
when two nuts in the forest
are dating other nuts,
405
00:22:28,614 --> 00:22:31,549
they can't go steady
with each other. Good night!
406
00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:37,216
Wait, Kelly.
Oh, come on, Kelly.
407
00:22:37,256 --> 00:22:39,247
Go away, or you'll be sorry.
408
00:22:39,291 --> 00:22:41,191
Hey, Kyle, just butt out!
409
00:22:41,227 --> 00:22:44,162
Okay, I warned you...
410
00:22:50,236 --> 00:22:52,864
(instrumental theme music plays)
411
00:22:52,914 --> 00:22:57,464
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