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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,849 --> 00:00:05,977 * When I wake up in the morning and the alarm gives out a warning * 2 00:00:06,019 --> 00:00:08,852 * I don't think I'll ever make it on time * 3 00:00:08,889 --> 00:00:11,756 * By the time I grab my books and I give myself a look * 4 00:00:11,792 --> 00:00:15,250 * I'm at the corner just in time to see the bus fly by * 5 00:00:15,295 --> 00:00:17,286 * It's all right * 6 00:00:17,331 --> 00:00:19,993 * 'Cause I'm saved by the bell * 7 00:00:21,001 --> 00:00:24,129 * If the teacher pops a test, I know I'm in a mess * 8 00:00:24,171 --> 00:00:27,106 * And my dog ate all my homework last night * 9 00:00:27,140 --> 00:00:29,973 * Ridin' low on my chair, she won't know that I'm there * 10 00:00:30,010 --> 00:00:33,468 * If I can hand it in tomorrow it'll be all right * 11 00:00:33,513 --> 00:00:35,504 * It's all right * 12 00:00:35,549 --> 00:00:38,074 * 'Cause I'm saved by the bell... * 13 00:00:52,132 --> 00:00:55,295 * It's all right, 'cause I'm saved by the... * 14 00:00:55,335 --> 00:00:57,929 * It's all right, 'cause I'm saved by the... * 15 00:00:57,971 --> 00:01:02,067 * It's all right, 'cause I'm saved by the bell. * 16 00:01:16,256 --> 00:01:18,247 This week is the annual Sweetheart Dance, 17 00:01:18,291 --> 00:01:19,849 when a guy gives away his heart. 18 00:01:19,893 --> 00:01:21,884 And guess who I want to give my heart to? 19 00:01:22,896 --> 00:01:25,558 I'll give you a clue. It ain't him. 20 00:01:27,834 --> 00:01:31,736 Kelly, will you go to the Sweetheart Dance with me? 21 00:01:33,373 --> 00:01:37,469 I think it's time for a heart transplant. 22 00:01:38,478 --> 00:01:40,912 She's going with me. 23 00:01:40,947 --> 00:01:43,507 Who are you kidding, Preppie? 24 00:01:43,550 --> 00:01:45,916 You won't be going to that dance. 25 00:01:45,952 --> 00:01:48,284 He's in big trouble with Belding. 26 00:01:48,321 --> 00:01:49,845 What'd you do, Zack? 27 00:01:49,890 --> 00:01:52,825 He dumped teabags in the swimming pool. 28 00:01:52,859 --> 00:01:54,986 It was my history project. 29 00:01:55,028 --> 00:01:57,326 You never heard of the Boston Tea Party? 30 00:01:58,532 --> 00:02:02,662 Then he erased the blackboards with Mr. Fetterman's toupee. 31 00:02:02,702 --> 00:02:05,500 I think he looks better with white hair. 32 00:02:05,539 --> 00:02:09,066 I'm telling you, Kelly, Preppie's dead meat. 33 00:02:09,109 --> 00:02:11,043 Tomorrow Belding's having a conference 34 00:02:11,077 --> 00:02:13,136 with him and his mother. 35 00:02:13,180 --> 00:02:14,704 Hey, don't listen to him, Kelly. 36 00:02:14,748 --> 00:02:17,546 There's nothing going to stop me from going to that dance. 37 00:02:17,584 --> 00:02:20,644 I guess I can wait another day before deciding. 38 00:02:22,956 --> 00:02:25,288 * Where are you goin'? * 39 00:02:26,293 --> 00:02:28,454 Hey, Kelly, I got the new Bo Revere tape. 40 00:02:28,495 --> 00:02:31,055 I love Bo Revere. He's my favorite. 41 00:02:33,867 --> 00:02:36,665 Lisa, we're going to the Sweetheart Dance together. 42 00:02:36,703 --> 00:02:40,036 - Over my dead body. - Love does not give up so easily. 43 00:02:40,073 --> 00:02:42,473 Screech, why don't you find someone else? 44 00:02:50,217 --> 00:02:52,811 Well, at least this Screech is easier to get rid of. 45 00:02:55,622 --> 00:02:58,318 I shall return. 46 00:03:00,260 --> 00:03:01,454 Hey, hey, hey, hey! 47 00:03:01,495 --> 00:03:03,929 You know the rules. No music in the halls. 48 00:03:03,964 --> 00:03:06,194 Mr. Belding, that's Bo Revere's new single. 49 00:03:06,233 --> 00:03:07,860 It's number eight with a bullet. 50 00:03:07,901 --> 00:03:10,870 Too bad the bullet missed him. 51 00:03:10,904 --> 00:03:13,099 What's your idea of good music? 52 00:03:13,139 --> 00:03:15,130 The Beach Boys, "California Girls. " 53 00:03:15,175 --> 00:03:17,973 What a coincidence. Hey, that's my favorite. 54 00:03:18,011 --> 00:03:21,208 Zack, I'm not a straw... don't suck up. 55 00:03:22,449 --> 00:03:25,509 We're still meeting tomorrow with my favorite California girl, 56 00:03:25,552 --> 00:03:28,646 your mommy. 57 00:03:30,590 --> 00:03:33,218 What a beautiful color, thank you so much. 58 00:03:33,260 --> 00:03:34,352 And for the apple. 59 00:03:35,529 --> 00:03:38,293 Ever since yesterday, I wanted to bring you flowers. 60 00:03:38,331 --> 00:03:41,562 What a lovely bouquet. Thank you, Jessie. 61 00:03:43,303 --> 00:03:46,204 Oh, my favorite candy, Tommy. How sweet. 62 00:03:48,341 --> 00:03:51,105 - Here, Miss Wentworth. - Lovely apple, Zack. 63 00:03:51,144 --> 00:03:53,135 Well, you know the old saying, 64 00:03:53,179 --> 00:03:56,171 "An apple a day might get me an A." 65 00:03:56,216 --> 00:03:59,743 I think that would take a whole orchard, Zack. 66 00:03:59,786 --> 00:04:02,949 Okay class, today we are going to talk about 67 00:04:02,989 --> 00:04:05,014 subliminal advertising. 68 00:04:05,058 --> 00:04:06,047 What's that? 69 00:04:06,092 --> 00:04:09,323 It's advertising that uses hidden messages. 70 00:04:09,362 --> 00:04:13,389 Hidden messages aren't new. I pass those to girls every day. 71 00:04:13,433 --> 00:04:16,596 And every day we flush them. 72 00:04:17,637 --> 00:04:20,231 All right. You know that theater owners 73 00:04:20,273 --> 00:04:21,934 have used hidden messages 74 00:04:21,975 --> 00:04:24,808 by flashing a picture of popcorn in the middle of a movie. 75 00:04:24,844 --> 00:04:27,369 - Does it work? - Well, let's say that sales 76 00:04:27,414 --> 00:04:29,405 really started popping. 77 00:04:29,449 --> 00:04:31,815 Oh, come on. You think that I would run out and buy something 78 00:04:31,851 --> 00:04:33,842 just because of some hidden message? 79 00:04:33,887 --> 00:04:36,651 You all did. Remember that lovely music tape 80 00:04:36,690 --> 00:04:38,351 I played for you yesterday? 81 00:04:38,391 --> 00:04:40,325 It contained hidden messages 82 00:04:40,360 --> 00:04:42,920 asking for flowers, candy and apples. 83 00:04:42,963 --> 00:04:44,988 That's ridiculous, Miss Wentworth. 84 00:04:45,031 --> 00:04:48,125 What do you take us for, mindless robots? 85 00:04:48,168 --> 00:04:50,568 Nev... never, Screech. 86 00:04:50,604 --> 00:04:53,869 - How do you do that? - It's simple. Gather 'round. 87 00:04:53,907 --> 00:04:57,775 Listen closely to the tape I played for you yesterday. 88 00:05:01,715 --> 00:05:03,740 Now you'll only hear the messages 89 00:05:03,783 --> 00:05:05,910 when I take out the music 90 00:05:05,952 --> 00:05:08,147 and turn up the voice track. 91 00:05:08,188 --> 00:05:10,383 Bring your favorite teacher, Miss Wentworth, 92 00:05:10,423 --> 00:05:14,052 apples and candy to eat. She also loves beautiful flowers. 93 00:05:14,094 --> 00:05:17,495 And if any of you have a handsome single parent, I'm available. 94 00:05:18,932 --> 00:05:21,298 Bring your favorite teacher, Miss Wentworth, 95 00:05:21,334 --> 00:05:23,894 apples and candy to eat. 96 00:05:23,937 --> 00:05:25,768 This is amazing! Does it always work? 97 00:05:25,805 --> 00:05:27,932 It usually is effective for a few hours. 98 00:05:27,974 --> 00:05:30,272 But remember, it doesn't work on everyone. 99 00:05:30,310 --> 00:05:32,005 And there are always minds 100 00:05:32,045 --> 00:05:34,309 that get the messages a bit mixed up. 101 00:05:37,417 --> 00:05:38,884 Zack, what if Belding finds out 102 00:05:38,918 --> 00:05:41,045 we're giving him a tape with hidden messages? 103 00:05:41,087 --> 00:05:44,284 He's not going to find out. They're hidden. 104 00:05:44,324 --> 00:05:46,315 Besides, it's my only hope. 105 00:05:46,359 --> 00:05:48,589 I've got to keep Belding away from my mother. 106 00:05:48,628 --> 00:05:51,392 Don't worry, Zack. She'll never fall for Belding. 107 00:05:51,431 --> 00:05:53,262 She loves your father. 108 00:05:53,299 --> 00:05:55,665 No, you idiot. 109 00:05:55,702 --> 00:05:59,968 Look, if Belding meets my mother I'll be grounded. 110 00:06:00,006 --> 00:06:01,997 All right, is everything set up? 111 00:06:02,042 --> 00:06:04,772 Yep. "California Girls" tape is in this machine. 112 00:06:04,811 --> 00:06:07,575 I'll record your voice, and then we'll mix them both together. 113 00:06:07,614 --> 00:06:10,481 - So where's the microphone? - It's hidden! 114 00:06:10,517 --> 00:06:11,984 Ow! 115 00:06:12,986 --> 00:06:15,978 Okay, Screech, get ready to record my voice. 116 00:06:19,626 --> 00:06:22,493 Zack brainwashing Belding, take one. 117 00:06:24,464 --> 00:06:28,127 Zack Morris is a good kid. 118 00:06:28,168 --> 00:06:32,696 Zack Morris is a great student. 119 00:06:32,739 --> 00:06:37,073 Zack Morris is a fine human being. 120 00:06:37,110 --> 00:06:40,773 Zack Morris is the son I never had. 121 00:06:40,814 --> 00:06:43,544 You're Belding's son?! I never knew that. 122 00:07:00,433 --> 00:07:02,424 Have you guys seen Screech? 123 00:07:02,469 --> 00:07:04,528 Yeah, I saw him in the cafeteria. 124 00:07:04,571 --> 00:07:07,335 He was making an egg salad sculpture of you. 125 00:07:08,775 --> 00:07:11,175 He has been hounding me to go to the dance with him. 126 00:07:11,211 --> 00:07:13,736 Everywhere I go he's chasing me with that silly heart. 127 00:07:13,780 --> 00:07:15,771 I finally got away from him. 128 00:07:15,815 --> 00:07:17,806 Guess again. 129 00:07:17,851 --> 00:07:21,719 I'm not safe anywhere. 130 00:07:28,495 --> 00:07:30,224 Mr. Belding, I have a present for you. 131 00:07:30,263 --> 00:07:33,061 - Beach Boys, "California Girls. " - I already have that tape. 132 00:07:33,099 --> 00:07:34,999 Not in the new enhanced Dolby version. 133 00:07:35,034 --> 00:07:37,696 Well, thank you, Zack. My tape is rather old. 134 00:07:37,737 --> 00:07:39,864 - Play it a lot, sir. - I will. 135 00:07:39,906 --> 00:07:42,272 But you're not off the hook, bub. 136 00:07:47,413 --> 00:07:49,506 See, what did I tell you, Kelly? 137 00:07:49,549 --> 00:07:51,915 Preppie can't go to the dance. 138 00:07:51,951 --> 00:07:54,442 Okay, Slater. I'll wear your heart. 139 00:07:55,588 --> 00:07:57,818 Oh, come... Kelly. 140 00:07:57,857 --> 00:08:00,826 Oh, come on, Kelly. You can't go with him. 141 00:08:04,430 --> 00:08:06,660 Ahh! 142 00:08:07,667 --> 00:08:11,728 * I wish they all could be California girls... * 143 00:08:11,771 --> 00:08:13,762 Come in. 144 00:08:15,341 --> 00:08:17,536 Hello, Zack. You're late. 145 00:08:17,577 --> 00:08:20,774 Where is your mother? She is supposed to be here. 146 00:08:20,814 --> 00:08:24,545 My mother? I told her not to come. 147 00:08:24,584 --> 00:08:27,212 You told your mother not to come? 148 00:08:27,253 --> 00:08:29,016 Yes. 149 00:08:29,055 --> 00:08:32,354 Who cares? Zack Morris is a good kid. 150 00:08:32,392 --> 00:08:34,383 I was hoping you'd say that, sir. 151 00:08:34,427 --> 00:08:37,760 Now, Zack, this is very serious business. 152 00:08:37,797 --> 00:08:41,528 Mr. Testaverde said that you dumped teabags into the swimming pool. 153 00:08:41,568 --> 00:08:43,763 - Do you believe him, sir? - Of course not. 154 00:08:43,803 --> 00:08:46,670 Zack Morris is a fine human being. 155 00:08:46,706 --> 00:08:50,301 Now, Zack, your math and science teachers say you're getting D's. 156 00:08:50,343 --> 00:08:52,038 I don't believe that, sir. 157 00:08:52,078 --> 00:08:55,172 Neither do I. Zack Morris is a great student. 158 00:08:55,215 --> 00:08:57,206 Will that be all, sir? 159 00:08:57,250 --> 00:08:59,411 I'll decide when this meeting is over, young man. 160 00:08:59,452 --> 00:09:01,249 There's one other thing I have to say. 161 00:09:01,287 --> 00:09:02,754 There is? 162 00:09:03,756 --> 00:09:06,418 Zack Morris is the son I never had. 163 00:09:07,794 --> 00:09:09,819 Have a good time at the dance. 164 00:09:09,863 --> 00:09:12,195 Here's 10 bucks, son. 165 00:09:12,232 --> 00:09:14,700 Thanks, Dad. 166 00:09:14,734 --> 00:09:18,568 * I wish they all could be California girls. * 167 00:09:19,672 --> 00:09:22,334 If this works on principals, 168 00:09:22,375 --> 00:09:24,536 why can't it work on girls? 169 00:09:30,450 --> 00:09:33,749 Hey, Screech, did you give out the tapes with the hidden messages? 170 00:09:33,786 --> 00:09:36,550 I gave one to every dork, nerd and geek at Bayside 171 00:09:36,589 --> 00:09:37,988 to use on their dream girls. 172 00:09:38,024 --> 00:09:40,584 All right. Let's see how it works. 173 00:09:46,966 --> 00:09:48,957 Hello, Clarissa. 174 00:09:49,002 --> 00:09:52,494 Hi Edgar. Thanks for that tape. It's my favorite song. 175 00:09:52,538 --> 00:09:54,904 I knew you'd like it. 176 00:09:57,310 --> 00:09:59,301 Will you go to the dance with me? 177 00:09:59,345 --> 00:10:01,711 Oh Edgar, I'm just thrilled you're not taken. 178 00:10:05,318 --> 00:10:07,183 We're golden. It works. 179 00:10:07,220 --> 00:10:10,383 I'm not sure, Zack. Edgar's a pretty cool guy. 180 00:10:10,423 --> 00:10:13,824 He's "All-city" in chess. 181 00:10:23,403 --> 00:10:25,735 Alan Fairbanks! 182 00:10:28,274 --> 00:10:31,505 I have been ignoring you since second grade. 183 00:10:31,544 --> 00:10:33,535 Uh, I know. 184 00:10:33,579 --> 00:10:35,877 Buffy, did you get the tape I sent you? 185 00:10:35,915 --> 00:10:38,816 Yes, let's go steady. 186 00:10:45,992 --> 00:10:48,119 Waitress! Waitress! 187 00:10:49,128 --> 00:10:51,255 What can I get you, master? 188 00:10:51,297 --> 00:10:54,061 I'm sure you know by now. 189 00:11:02,275 --> 00:11:04,334 Oh Screech, this is great! 190 00:11:04,377 --> 00:11:06,470 Kelly and Lisa are going to be ours forever. 191 00:11:06,512 --> 00:11:09,242 I don't know. What if Wendell and Edgar get there first? 192 00:11:09,282 --> 00:11:12,740 We're sending them tapes about us, you simp. 193 00:11:12,785 --> 00:11:16,312 All you've got to do is switch our Bo Revere tapes 194 00:11:16,356 --> 00:11:18,517 with the ones in Kelly and Lisa's cassette players. 195 00:11:18,558 --> 00:11:21,026 - Got 'em right here. - All right. 196 00:11:21,060 --> 00:11:22,857 Did you check the one I made for Kelly? 197 00:11:23,863 --> 00:11:26,696 Yep. Listened to it 10 times. Zack? 198 00:11:26,733 --> 00:11:29,201 - Yeah? - Will you go to the dance with me? 199 00:11:40,380 --> 00:11:42,507 Kelly and Lisa: Hi. 200 00:11:47,687 --> 00:11:50,121 You seem lost. Are you new here? 201 00:11:50,156 --> 00:11:53,751 Uh, yes. I'm new all over. 202 00:11:53,793 --> 00:11:55,556 I'm Jessie, what's your name? 203 00:11:55,595 --> 00:11:58,393 My name? Uh... Barbara. 204 00:11:58,431 --> 00:12:00,763 Barbara Bush. 205 00:12:03,669 --> 00:12:05,694 Well, Barbara, we'd better change. 206 00:12:05,738 --> 00:12:08,229 You can't play soccer in that. You need a uniform. 207 00:12:08,274 --> 00:12:10,071 Well, I don't have one. 208 00:12:10,109 --> 00:12:13,101 Don't be upset. I'll get you one. What size do you wear? 209 00:12:13,146 --> 00:12:14,613 I don't know. 210 00:12:14,647 --> 00:12:17,582 - You look like a petite. - Thank you. 211 00:12:17,617 --> 00:12:19,608 I'll be right back. 212 00:12:28,227 --> 00:12:30,627 Jessie: Okay, Barbara, I found one! 213 00:12:35,768 --> 00:12:37,759 Barbara? 214 00:12:37,804 --> 00:12:40,238 Barbara Bush? 215 00:12:40,273 --> 00:12:42,264 What a weird little girl. 216 00:12:42,308 --> 00:12:44,640 Zack, I am so glad I found you. 217 00:12:44,677 --> 00:12:46,668 I have to talk to you. 218 00:12:46,712 --> 00:12:49,647 Oh. I wonder what it could be? 219 00:12:49,682 --> 00:12:52,173 I don't want to go to the dance with Slater. 220 00:12:52,218 --> 00:12:54,243 What? 221 00:12:54,287 --> 00:12:56,551 Listen, it gets better. 222 00:12:56,589 --> 00:12:59,183 I suddenly realized how much I care for you, Zack. 223 00:12:59,225 --> 00:13:03,252 Please rescue me from this muscle-bound monkey. 224 00:13:03,296 --> 00:13:07,255 Kelly, how can you say that? You're wearing my heart. 225 00:13:07,300 --> 00:13:09,495 This thing? Who cares? 226 00:13:09,535 --> 00:13:11,435 Kelly! 227 00:13:11,471 --> 00:13:14,031 Please say you'll go to the dance with me, Zack? 228 00:13:14,073 --> 00:13:16,200 Okay, I'll go with you. 229 00:13:22,248 --> 00:13:24,910 Has anyone seen my Screech? 230 00:13:24,951 --> 00:13:26,680 Screech: I'm in here, my darling. 231 00:13:28,154 --> 00:13:29,678 Come out, my handsome hunk. 232 00:13:34,026 --> 00:13:36,392 Your hunk is here. 233 00:13:36,429 --> 00:13:38,488 I want you to be my sweetheart for the dance. 234 00:13:39,499 --> 00:13:42,161 - Are you sure? - If you look at anyone else, 235 00:13:42,201 --> 00:13:45,261 I'll die. Don't torture me anymore, my manly mustang. 236 00:13:46,606 --> 00:13:48,597 Okay, I'll go. 237 00:13:48,641 --> 00:13:50,768 At last, he's mine! 238 00:13:56,415 --> 00:13:59,316 Jessie. Jessie! 239 00:14:00,820 --> 00:14:03,789 Keep listening to tapes, you'll put my jukebox out of business. 240 00:14:03,823 --> 00:14:06,519 I'm sorry, Max, but this is the new Bo Revere tape. 241 00:14:06,559 --> 00:14:09,084 They were all sold out so I had to borrow Kelly's. 242 00:14:09,128 --> 00:14:11,790 I see you're going to the dance with Steve Lawson. 243 00:14:11,831 --> 00:14:15,323 Yeah, but I think I'd have a better time if I went with Zack. 244 00:14:15,368 --> 00:14:17,097 Zack? 245 00:14:17,136 --> 00:14:19,195 He's the kind of boy every girl dreams of. 246 00:14:20,273 --> 00:14:22,673 Great looking, smart and funny. 247 00:14:22,708 --> 00:14:25,302 Yes, that's Zack Morris. 248 00:14:26,312 --> 00:14:29,110 Something crazy's going on here. 249 00:14:35,955 --> 00:14:37,582 Jessie. 250 00:14:37,623 --> 00:14:39,614 Jessie! Guess what? 251 00:14:39,659 --> 00:14:41,786 Screech said he'd go to the dance with me. 252 00:14:41,827 --> 00:14:43,920 Lisa, are you talking about Screech 253 00:14:43,963 --> 00:14:45,954 as in, "Get lost, creep"? 254 00:14:45,998 --> 00:14:49,092 You're just jealous. Tigerman is a great catch. 255 00:14:50,102 --> 00:14:51,228 Look what I got. 256 00:14:51,270 --> 00:14:53,101 I thought you were going with Slater? 257 00:14:53,139 --> 00:14:55,937 I was until I knew I could go with my Zack. 258 00:14:55,975 --> 00:14:58,967 He's the kind of boy every girl dreams of. 259 00:14:59,011 --> 00:15:01,536 Great looking, smart and funny. 260 00:15:01,581 --> 00:15:04,175 Yes, that's Zack Morris. 261 00:15:05,184 --> 00:15:07,175 What's going on here? 262 00:15:07,220 --> 00:15:10,656 Yeah, we each had dates, now we're fighting over Zack? 263 00:15:21,334 --> 00:15:25,134 Something weird's going on here, like Bayside's been brainwashed. 264 00:15:25,171 --> 00:15:27,969 You think someone's been playing with our minds? 265 00:15:29,709 --> 00:15:32,371 Wait a second. 266 00:15:32,411 --> 00:15:35,972 Miss Wentworth's class? Subliminal advertising? 267 00:15:36,015 --> 00:15:39,109 I wonder if someone's using hidden messages on us. 268 00:15:39,151 --> 00:15:41,210 Not my Screechie?! 269 00:15:41,254 --> 00:15:43,518 He's the buffest bronco on earth. 270 00:15:46,158 --> 00:15:48,149 Wait a second, what am I saying? 271 00:15:48,194 --> 00:15:50,355 Zack! 272 00:15:50,396 --> 00:15:52,387 I bet he did it with this Bo Revere tape. 273 00:15:52,431 --> 00:15:55,457 But how? The tapes were never out of our hands. 274 00:15:55,501 --> 00:15:58,629 Except during soccer practice. 275 00:15:59,639 --> 00:16:03,575 Hold on, there was this strange little girl in the locker room. 276 00:16:03,609 --> 00:16:05,372 Yeah, we saw her. 277 00:16:05,411 --> 00:16:07,675 Just think about it, okay. 278 00:16:07,713 --> 00:16:09,704 Take off the glasses... 279 00:16:10,883 --> 00:16:12,874 And the long hair... 280 00:16:14,887 --> 00:16:16,878 And the dress... 281 00:16:22,061 --> 00:16:24,052 You don't have a Barbara, 282 00:16:24,096 --> 00:16:25,757 you have a Screech. 283 00:16:25,798 --> 00:16:28,494 And wherever there's a Screech, there's a Zack. 284 00:16:28,534 --> 00:16:30,559 This is war. 285 00:16:31,871 --> 00:16:34,032 Ow! 286 00:16:37,743 --> 00:16:41,042 Zack's voice: Zack Morris is a blond Tom Cruise. 287 00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:43,810 Zack Morris is a 10. 288 00:16:43,849 --> 00:16:45,840 Two fives is more like it. 289 00:16:45,885 --> 00:16:49,252 I'm stuck with a three, with seven left over. 290 00:16:49,288 --> 00:16:53,224 Zack Morris is perfect in every way. 291 00:16:53,259 --> 00:16:56,422 He certainly has a high opinion of himself. 292 00:16:56,462 --> 00:16:58,089 He brainwashed me. 293 00:16:58,130 --> 00:17:00,530 You? I was so mean to Slater. 294 00:17:00,566 --> 00:17:02,761 I dumped him in front of everyone. 295 00:17:02,802 --> 00:17:04,793 You? What about me? 296 00:17:04,837 --> 00:17:07,032 I begged Screech to be my sweetheart. 297 00:17:07,073 --> 00:17:10,133 I'm going to be in counseling the rest of my life. 298 00:17:10,176 --> 00:17:12,235 Zack took advantage of my classroom 299 00:17:12,278 --> 00:17:14,610 so he could be the most popular boy in school. 300 00:17:14,647 --> 00:17:16,877 - I think you should bust him. - Oh, no. 301 00:17:16,916 --> 00:17:19,510 Bust the blond Tom Cruise? Never. 302 00:17:20,753 --> 00:17:24,018 We're going to give him exactly what he wants. 303 00:17:27,259 --> 00:17:30,751 And that concludes our lesson on subliminal advertising. 304 00:17:30,796 --> 00:17:33,822 - Have you found it interesting? - Oh, yes, Miss Wentworth. 305 00:17:33,866 --> 00:17:36,767 It's changed my whole life. 306 00:17:36,802 --> 00:17:38,929 I'll bet it has. 307 00:17:38,971 --> 00:17:42,566 Now, does anyone have any questions before we move on? Jessie. 308 00:17:42,608 --> 00:17:44,906 Have governments ever used these techniques 309 00:17:44,944 --> 00:17:46,434 to control the thoughts of people? 310 00:17:46,479 --> 00:17:48,140 Well, there have been cases. 311 00:17:48,180 --> 00:17:50,808 Does it ever backfire? 312 00:17:50,850 --> 00:17:52,909 I'm so glad you asked that. 313 00:17:52,952 --> 00:17:55,921 During an election in Italy, the ruling party 314 00:17:55,955 --> 00:17:58,685 placed hidden messages in the pizza commercials. 315 00:17:58,724 --> 00:18:01,284 So what happened? Did they eat the candidate? 316 00:18:01,327 --> 00:18:05,696 No, no, but they rioted and sliced him into twelve equal pieces. 317 00:18:05,731 --> 00:18:07,858 You can never be sure of the effects 318 00:18:07,900 --> 00:18:10,061 when you play with people's minds, Zack. 319 00:18:10,102 --> 00:18:13,128 Attention students, this is your principal, Mr. Belding, 320 00:18:13,172 --> 00:18:15,663 inviting you to take a break from learning. 321 00:18:15,708 --> 00:18:17,699 All right! 322 00:18:17,743 --> 00:18:19,734 To help make school more enjoyable, 323 00:18:19,779 --> 00:18:21,974 we're going to play a hit song every day. 324 00:18:22,014 --> 00:18:24,983 I want to thank Kelly Kapowski for lending us her tape. 325 00:18:28,554 --> 00:18:30,715 * Where are you goin'? * 326 00:18:32,825 --> 00:18:35,726 * Where have you been? * 327 00:18:37,096 --> 00:18:39,530 * You don't have to tell me... * 328 00:18:39,565 --> 00:18:42,796 Zack, I love you. You're perfect in every way. 329 00:18:42,835 --> 00:18:45,463 Jessie, what are you saying? 330 00:18:45,504 --> 00:18:48,132 I'm saying Zack Morris is a 10. 331 00:18:48,174 --> 00:18:50,335 Jessie, sit down. 332 00:18:50,376 --> 00:18:52,367 Take me to the dance. 333 00:18:52,411 --> 00:18:54,879 You're everything a girl dreams of. 334 00:18:57,183 --> 00:18:58,810 Is everything all right, Zack? 335 00:18:58,851 --> 00:19:01,547 Oh yes, Miss Wentworth, everything's fine. 336 00:19:01,587 --> 00:19:04,317 - Go to the dance with me, Zack. - I'm going with Kelly. 337 00:19:04,356 --> 00:19:07,519 - No, you're going with me. - Keep your hand off him. He's mine. 338 00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:10,825 - Get your hands off me. - Girls: Zack! Zack! Zack! 339 00:19:10,863 --> 00:19:12,421 Miss Wentworth you've got to help me! 340 00:19:12,465 --> 00:19:16,162 Oh you don't need any help, you blond Tom Cruise. 341 00:19:16,202 --> 00:19:18,500 What, is everybody crazy? 342 00:19:18,537 --> 00:19:20,562 They're crazy about you, "Top Gun. " 343 00:19:20,606 --> 00:19:24,599 Girls: Zack! Zack! Zack! 344 00:19:26,312 --> 00:19:28,246 Whoa, Jeez. 345 00:19:30,883 --> 00:19:32,874 There you are. 346 00:19:32,918 --> 00:19:35,580 You're so cute I could scream. 347 00:19:35,621 --> 00:19:37,612 I am? 348 00:19:37,656 --> 00:19:39,886 I thought Screech was my Prince of Passion, 349 00:19:39,925 --> 00:19:42,621 but it's you, Z-man. 350 00:19:44,296 --> 00:19:47,026 Take your hands off him! 351 00:19:47,066 --> 00:19:50,194 - He is mine. - Yeah, you tell her. 352 00:19:50,236 --> 00:19:52,761 - Zack! Zack! Zack! - Zack: Kelly! Kelly! 353 00:19:52,805 --> 00:19:54,796 Wait, Kelly! 354 00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:56,808 Zack! Zack! 355 00:20:01,013 --> 00:20:03,607 Hey! All right, just leave him alone! 356 00:20:03,649 --> 00:20:06,140 Slater, am I glad to see you! Keep them away. 357 00:20:06,185 --> 00:20:09,416 All right, just back off! Back off. 358 00:20:11,690 --> 00:20:14,716 He's going to the dance with me. 359 00:20:23,702 --> 00:20:26,170 Mr. Belding, you've got to turn this tape off! 360 00:20:26,205 --> 00:20:28,196 Zack, it's radical. 361 00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:30,868 Mr. Belding, you don't understand. 362 00:20:30,910 --> 00:20:33,401 I placed hidden messages in that Bo Revere tape. 363 00:20:33,445 --> 00:20:35,140 Now everybody wants me. 364 00:20:35,180 --> 00:20:38,149 Come on Zack, that's ridiculous. You don't think that... 365 00:20:39,919 --> 00:20:43,685 has anyone ever told you, you look like a blond Tom Cruise? 366 00:20:43,722 --> 00:20:46,350 Oh no, not you, too. 367 00:20:46,392 --> 00:20:48,792 There's something I'd like you to have. 368 00:20:50,329 --> 00:20:52,820 Hello, sweetheart. 369 00:20:52,865 --> 00:20:56,266 Zack! Zack! Zack! 370 00:20:56,302 --> 00:20:58,668 Please stop loving me! 371 00:20:58,704 --> 00:21:00,695 Isn't that what you wanted, Zack? 372 00:21:00,739 --> 00:21:04,505 I think this Bo Revere tape belongs to you, Zack. 373 00:21:04,543 --> 00:21:06,670 But what about that tape? 374 00:21:06,712 --> 00:21:09,237 There are no hidden messages on this tape, Zack. 375 00:21:09,281 --> 00:21:11,772 I bought it at The Spinning Lizard. 376 00:21:11,817 --> 00:21:14,183 You mean you guys were all in on this? 377 00:21:14,219 --> 00:21:17,382 You got it, you fine human being. 378 00:21:17,423 --> 00:21:21,018 That's right, we all got together to teach you a lesson. 379 00:21:21,060 --> 00:21:23,187 Well, I guess I learned it. 380 00:21:23,228 --> 00:21:24,957 Sorry we had to be so inventive, 381 00:21:24,997 --> 00:21:27,522 but some students are just harder to reach. 382 00:21:27,566 --> 00:21:31,297 By the way, "son I never had," you owe me $10. 383 00:21:31,337 --> 00:21:35,103 You can pay me tomorrow when we meet with your mommy. 384 00:21:35,140 --> 00:21:37,700 Crash landing, "Top Gun. 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