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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,849 --> 00:00:05,977 * When I wake up in the morning and the alarm gives out a warning * 2 00:00:06,019 --> 00:00:08,852 * I don't think I'll ever make it on time * 3 00:00:08,889 --> 00:00:11,756 * By the time I grab my books and I give myself a look * 4 00:00:11,792 --> 00:00:15,250 * I'm at the corner just in time to see the bus fly by * 5 00:00:15,295 --> 00:00:17,286 * It's all right * 6 00:00:17,331 --> 00:00:19,390 * 'Cause I'm saved by the bell * 7 00:00:21,001 --> 00:00:24,129 * If the teacher pops a test, I know I'm in a mess * 8 00:00:24,171 --> 00:00:27,106 * And my dog ate all my homework last night * 9 00:00:27,140 --> 00:00:29,973 * Ridin' low on my chair, she won't know that I'm there * 10 00:00:30,010 --> 00:00:33,468 * If I can hand it in tomorrow it'll be all right * 11 00:00:33,513 --> 00:00:35,504 * It's all right * 12 00:00:35,549 --> 00:00:38,074 * 'Cause I'm saved by the bell... * 13 00:00:52,132 --> 00:00:55,295 * It's all right, 'cause I'm saved by the- * 14 00:00:55,335 --> 00:00:57,929 * It's all right, 'cause I'm saved by the- * 15 00:00:57,971 --> 00:01:01,805 * It's all right, 'cause I'm saved by the bell. * 16 00:01:16,957 --> 00:01:20,518 I like school. It's a good way to kill time between weekends. 17 00:01:20,560 --> 00:01:22,994 It gives me five days to plan my Saturday night. 18 00:01:23,029 --> 00:01:25,793 I did it! I was KBLA's 25th caller. 19 00:01:25,832 --> 00:01:27,857 I won two tickets to go see George Michael. 20 00:01:27,901 --> 00:01:29,960 Kelly, that's great. Who are you going to take? 21 00:01:30,003 --> 00:01:32,836 Allow me to recommend Zack Morris. 22 00:01:32,873 --> 00:01:35,637 He's cute, warm and affectionate. 23 00:01:35,675 --> 00:01:38,109 And so's a cocker spaniel. 24 00:01:39,413 --> 00:01:41,973 If you want a date, Kelly, take me. 25 00:01:42,015 --> 00:01:44,916 Well, I'd love to take both of you, but I need some time to decide. 26 00:01:44,951 --> 00:01:47,385 - Sounds fair. - Time's up. What's your answer? 27 00:01:47,421 --> 00:01:49,321 - Zack. - See? She's going with me. 28 00:01:49,356 --> 00:01:50,550 Too bad, Slater. 29 00:01:53,059 --> 00:01:55,084 I'll let you guys know. 30 00:01:56,096 --> 00:01:59,588 Screech, in honor of your 37th consecutive A+, 31 00:01:59,633 --> 00:02:02,158 You get to wear the Mertz Molecule Hat. 32 00:02:10,010 --> 00:02:13,002 - It's a good way to get girls. - Thanks, Dr. Mertz. 33 00:02:13,046 --> 00:02:15,674 Don't let it go to your head. "Bzz-bbb!" 34 00:02:17,317 --> 00:02:19,581 - I won't, sir. - Good. 35 00:02:20,587 --> 00:02:22,578 And now I have the pleasure of passing out 36 00:02:22,622 --> 00:02:24,783 last week's test results. 37 00:02:24,825 --> 00:02:27,259 Slater, here you go. 38 00:02:27,294 --> 00:02:29,057 Right. 39 00:02:30,230 --> 00:02:31,959 Hey, a B-! 40 00:02:31,998 --> 00:02:33,989 That's decent. 41 00:02:34,034 --> 00:02:36,901 Decent? If NASA scientists got B-'s, 42 00:02:36,937 --> 00:02:39,906 the space shuttle wouldn't get past Cleveland. 43 00:02:42,075 --> 00:02:45,442 Sorry, Zack. Copy from someone smarter next week. 44 00:02:45,479 --> 00:02:48,710 That's up to you, sir. You assign the seats. 45 00:02:50,550 --> 00:02:52,677 Kelly? 46 00:02:52,719 --> 00:02:54,710 Ooh, I'm really sorry. 47 00:02:54,754 --> 00:02:56,745 An F? 48 00:02:56,790 --> 00:02:58,815 Did I really deserve an F? 49 00:02:58,859 --> 00:03:02,556 No, but they don't allow us to give M's. 50 00:03:05,899 --> 00:03:07,799 My parents are going to kill me. 51 00:03:07,834 --> 00:03:11,235 Remember, there's one more test on Friday, 52 00:03:11,271 --> 00:03:13,466 and that counts for half your final grades. 53 00:03:13,507 --> 00:03:15,600 I'll be grounded for life. 54 00:03:15,642 --> 00:03:18,304 No more cheerleading, no more volleyball. 55 00:03:18,345 --> 00:03:21,405 And for sure, no George Michael concert. 56 00:03:21,448 --> 00:03:24,212 There goes my weekend. 57 00:03:26,286 --> 00:03:28,720 Screech, I need to borrow your brain. 58 00:03:28,755 --> 00:03:31,087 No way, Zack. You still haven't returned 59 00:03:31,124 --> 00:03:34,389 my tricycle from kindergarten. 60 00:03:34,427 --> 00:03:38,295 No, I mean I need you to help Kelly get an A on her science test, 61 00:03:38,331 --> 00:03:40,629 so she'll take me to the George Michael concert. 62 00:03:40,667 --> 00:03:42,658 I don't have any time, Zack. 63 00:03:42,702 --> 00:03:45,000 It's mating season on my ant farm. 64 00:03:46,940 --> 00:03:49,272 I'm going to be an uncle. 65 00:03:51,611 --> 00:03:54,671 Now look, Kelly is Lisa's friend, right? 66 00:03:54,714 --> 00:03:58,115 And by helping Kelly, you'll be helping Lisa. 67 00:03:58,151 --> 00:04:01,120 Ah, Lisa! 68 00:04:01,154 --> 00:04:03,588 I'll never pass Mertz's class. I'm doomed. 69 00:04:03,623 --> 00:04:05,614 Kelly, you have to change your attitude. 70 00:04:05,659 --> 00:04:09,095 She's right, this is not like you. Will you start thinking positive? 71 00:04:09,129 --> 00:04:11,529 Okay, I'm positive I'm doomed. 72 00:04:11,565 --> 00:04:14,033 Kelly, your troubles are over. 73 00:04:14,067 --> 00:04:18,231 Screech here has agreed to share his wisdom and tutor you. 74 00:04:18,271 --> 00:04:22,105 I will be your Yoda. 75 00:04:22,142 --> 00:04:24,406 And I will be your everything. 76 00:04:24,444 --> 00:04:26,036 And I will be gone. 77 00:04:28,014 --> 00:04:30,744 I could really use your help. I don't know what to say. 78 00:04:30,784 --> 00:04:32,775 Well, just say, "After I pass the test, 79 00:04:32,819 --> 00:04:35,310 I'm going to take Zack to the George Michael concert. " 80 00:04:35,355 --> 00:04:38,791 Oh, Zack. Okay, so when do we start? 81 00:04:38,825 --> 00:04:41,350 Tonight, but it has to be at my place. 82 00:04:41,394 --> 00:04:43,954 I'm not allowed out after "ALF." 83 00:04:54,841 --> 00:04:57,241 Screech? Hello? 84 00:05:14,861 --> 00:05:17,523 Gosh. You're electrifying. 85 00:05:17,564 --> 00:05:19,555 Who are you? 86 00:05:19,599 --> 00:05:22,329 Hi. I'm Kevin, Screech's robot. 87 00:05:22,369 --> 00:05:24,769 Welcome to our world. 88 00:05:24,804 --> 00:05:26,931 Oh, hi, Kelly. 89 00:05:28,475 --> 00:05:31,876 Sorry I'm late. I was developing pictures in my dark room. 90 00:05:31,911 --> 00:05:34,709 They're for "Robot lllustrated. " I'm hunk of the month. 91 00:05:36,449 --> 00:05:38,940 I see you've met my robot, Kevin. 92 00:05:38,985 --> 00:05:40,816 Screech, he's just like you. 93 00:05:40,854 --> 00:05:44,153 - It's 'cause I programmed him. - That's what he thinks. 94 00:05:44,190 --> 00:05:47,682 How fun. Well, Screech, you've got a great room. 95 00:05:47,727 --> 00:05:50,059 I mean, I've never seen anything like it before. 96 00:05:50,096 --> 00:05:53,429 I guess you've only lived on one planet. 97 00:05:53,466 --> 00:05:56,162 - Now let's get started. - I brought all my books. 98 00:05:56,202 --> 00:05:57,965 Where do you want to begin? 99 00:05:58,004 --> 00:05:59,835 Let's start with atomic energy. 100 00:05:59,873 --> 00:06:02,000 What do you know about nuclear fission? 101 00:06:02,042 --> 00:06:04,704 Not much. I always end up losing my bait. 102 00:06:06,546 --> 00:06:08,946 Better put on a pot of cocoa, Kevin. 103 00:06:08,982 --> 00:06:12,418 It's going to be a long night. 104 00:06:14,320 --> 00:06:18,450 Think of these dolls as cheerleader atoms at a football game. 105 00:06:18,491 --> 00:06:21,585 Alone, they are just separate little voices. 106 00:06:21,628 --> 00:06:24,961 Rah, rah, sis-boom-ba! 107 00:06:24,998 --> 00:06:27,626 But fused together as a pyramid, 108 00:06:27,667 --> 00:06:29,658 they are a force. 109 00:06:32,605 --> 00:06:35,904 Oh, so if fusion is forming a cheerleading pyramid, 110 00:06:35,942 --> 00:06:37,375 then fission must be... 111 00:06:37,410 --> 00:06:40,436 When the atoms do the splits. 112 00:06:44,584 --> 00:06:45,949 Thank you, Kevin. 113 00:06:45,985 --> 00:06:49,386 I get it now. Screech, this is fantastic. 114 00:06:49,422 --> 00:06:51,788 I can't believe you went to all this trouble just for me. 115 00:06:51,825 --> 00:06:53,918 I wanted to show you that science is fun. 116 00:06:55,495 --> 00:06:59,022 Beep. It's 9:00 p. m., have you flossed yet? 117 00:07:00,266 --> 00:07:03,360 Sorry, Kelly. We have to stop. It's my bedtime. 118 00:07:03,403 --> 00:07:05,098 I really should be getting home. 119 00:07:05,138 --> 00:07:07,834 Screech, thanks for everything. I really had a great time. 120 00:07:07,874 --> 00:07:10,138 I did too. Well... 121 00:07:10,176 --> 00:07:13,475 - Well... - Good night. 122 00:07:13,513 --> 00:07:15,913 Good night. 123 00:07:22,522 --> 00:07:24,956 She's cute. 124 00:07:30,163 --> 00:07:32,256 Well, she's got all the symptoms- 125 00:07:32,298 --> 00:07:34,630 glassy eyes, goofy look. 126 00:07:34,667 --> 00:07:37,101 Mismatched wardrobe. It can only mean one thing. 127 00:07:37,137 --> 00:07:39,128 Both: Crush! 128 00:07:40,673 --> 00:07:42,664 Come on, Kelly. Who are you thinking about? 129 00:07:42,709 --> 00:07:45,041 - Is he cute? - Well, kind of. 130 00:07:45,078 --> 00:07:48,104 He's real intelligent, got a great sense of humor, 131 00:07:48,148 --> 00:07:50,480 and he's really fun to be with. 132 00:07:50,517 --> 00:07:52,883 If I found someone like that, I'd never let him go. 133 00:07:52,919 --> 00:07:54,910 So give already. Who is it? 134 00:07:54,954 --> 00:07:56,854 Screech. 135 00:08:00,193 --> 00:08:02,821 Kelly, you're kidding right? 136 00:08:02,862 --> 00:08:06,025 No, I had so much fun studying with Screech in his room last night. 137 00:08:06,065 --> 00:08:08,556 You were in his room? 138 00:08:08,601 --> 00:08:12,037 Didn't the bats bother you? 139 00:08:12,071 --> 00:08:14,938 That is just a rumor. None of his creatures can fly. 140 00:08:14,974 --> 00:08:17,238 You know, Lisa, you really ought to give Screech a chance. 141 00:08:17,277 --> 00:08:19,871 I'd rather give chickenpox a chance. 142 00:08:19,913 --> 00:08:23,076 Hey, I'm telling you, Screech can be really charming. 143 00:08:23,116 --> 00:08:26,108 He definitely did something to her brain. 144 00:08:26,152 --> 00:08:29,212 He did. I'm seeing Screech in a completely different way. 145 00:08:29,255 --> 00:08:31,883 The best way is blindfolded. 146 00:08:34,194 --> 00:08:37,595 Screech, you still haven't told me how it went with Kelly last night. 147 00:08:37,630 --> 00:08:39,063 We've been over it already. 148 00:08:39,098 --> 00:08:41,692 Okay, so how many times did my name come up? 149 00:08:41,734 --> 00:08:45,226 None, zero, zilch. Zippity-doo-da. 150 00:08:45,271 --> 00:08:46,704 All right, all right, 151 00:08:46,739 --> 00:08:49,833 but I bet she was thinking about me the whole time. 152 00:08:49,876 --> 00:08:51,935 Screech, all I can think about since last night 153 00:08:51,978 --> 00:08:53,172 is the stuff we went over. 154 00:08:53,213 --> 00:08:54,976 - Hi, Kelly. - I got my book here. 155 00:08:55,014 --> 00:08:56,481 Maybe we can review right now? 156 00:08:56,516 --> 00:08:58,108 - Sure. - Hi, Kelly. 157 00:08:58,151 --> 00:09:01,484 Let's go to our own table. It'll be a lot quieter. 158 00:09:01,521 --> 00:09:02,647 Bye, Kelly. 159 00:09:08,161 --> 00:09:09,856 Don't take it personally, Zack, 160 00:09:09,896 --> 00:09:11,796 but Kelly's only got eyes for Screech. 161 00:09:11,831 --> 00:09:14,095 What? Get out of town. 162 00:09:14,133 --> 00:09:15,657 Here's your usual, Kelly. 163 00:09:15,702 --> 00:09:18,535 Thanks. Screech, would you like to split this with me? 164 00:09:18,571 --> 00:09:20,562 - Sure. - No problem. 165 00:09:20,607 --> 00:09:24,304 Service for one is now service for two. 166 00:09:24,344 --> 00:09:25,811 Thank you. 167 00:09:25,845 --> 00:09:27,972 Come on, you guys are crazy. 168 00:09:28,014 --> 00:09:30,608 There's nothing going on between Screech and Kelly. 169 00:09:30,650 --> 00:09:33,118 It's just a simple tutor/tutee relationship. 170 00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:36,850 You should see what he's doing with your tutee. 171 00:09:43,296 --> 00:09:47,096 I think we've just entered "The Twilight Zone. " 172 00:09:50,670 --> 00:09:52,797 Slater, I'm telling you, 173 00:09:52,839 --> 00:09:56,639 they were drinking from the same malt. Their lips were this close. 174 00:09:56,676 --> 00:10:00,544 Kelly and Screech? Forget it, Preppie. No sale. 175 00:10:00,580 --> 00:10:02,605 I saw it with my own two eyes. 176 00:10:02,649 --> 00:10:04,981 Screech was being charming. 177 00:10:05,018 --> 00:10:07,111 He was using a spoon. 178 00:10:08,821 --> 00:10:12,348 - Get outta town. - Oh, you get outta town. 179 00:10:15,094 --> 00:10:18,188 Okay, let's put it to the test. 180 00:10:18,231 --> 00:10:21,132 Hey Kelly, how about a pizza and movie tonight? 181 00:10:21,167 --> 00:10:23,761 Sorry, Slater, I already have dinner plans with "Screechie. " 182 00:10:23,803 --> 00:10:27,102 After that, "Kel-Kel" and I are going to be studying at my place. 183 00:10:27,140 --> 00:10:29,131 Yeah, probably till late. 184 00:10:33,446 --> 00:10:35,437 Screechie? 185 00:10:35,481 --> 00:10:37,813 Kel-Kel? 186 00:10:37,850 --> 00:10:40,683 Okay, define radioactivity. 187 00:10:40,720 --> 00:10:44,053 Changing stations till you find your favorite song? 188 00:10:44,090 --> 00:10:46,888 Wrong. 189 00:10:46,926 --> 00:10:49,690 I was just joking, Kevin. 190 00:10:49,729 --> 00:10:53,187 Radioactivity is the spontaneous emission of waves or particles 191 00:10:53,232 --> 00:10:54,893 from decaying atomic nuclei. 192 00:10:54,934 --> 00:10:58,597 - Very good. - Excellent, Kel-Kel. 193 00:10:59,639 --> 00:11:02,403 Okay, now that we know what radioactivity is, 194 00:11:02,442 --> 00:11:04,933 how about radiation? 195 00:11:07,046 --> 00:11:09,480 Kevin, you didn't order a pizza again, did you? 196 00:11:09,515 --> 00:11:11,380 Don't look at me. 197 00:11:17,857 --> 00:11:20,849 - Hey, Screech. - Zack, what are you doing here? 198 00:11:21,995 --> 00:11:26,557 Me? I came by to return Screech's tricycle. 199 00:11:26,599 --> 00:11:29,033 Screech, is that yours? 200 00:11:29,068 --> 00:11:31,298 It was in kindergarten. 201 00:11:32,705 --> 00:11:35,731 Kelly, what a pleasant surprise. 202 00:11:35,775 --> 00:11:38,369 Preppie, what are you doing here? 203 00:11:38,411 --> 00:11:41,005 I was just about to ask you the same thing. 204 00:11:41,047 --> 00:11:43,777 I got stuck on a little science problem at home. 205 00:11:43,816 --> 00:11:45,647 - What is it? - Screech, 206 00:11:45,685 --> 00:11:48,711 can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity? 207 00:11:49,722 --> 00:11:52,316 It's pretty complicated. It could take all night. 208 00:11:52,358 --> 00:11:54,417 - I can wait. - You guys, 209 00:11:54,460 --> 00:11:56,655 we're in the middle of something here. Do you mind? 210 00:11:56,696 --> 00:11:58,323 Both: Yes. 211 00:12:00,733 --> 00:12:03,827 Sorry. Why don't we meet tomorrow after school 212 00:12:03,870 --> 00:12:06,236 and do guy things? Bye. 213 00:12:06,272 --> 00:12:08,206 Both: But- 214 00:12:08,241 --> 00:12:11,335 Screech, that was great. You really took charge. 215 00:12:11,377 --> 00:12:13,345 Science brings out the animal in him. 216 00:12:14,847 --> 00:12:17,008 Now, where were we? 217 00:12:18,951 --> 00:12:21,419 Now, this blender is an atom, 218 00:12:21,454 --> 00:12:23,854 and the popcorn are its particles. 219 00:12:23,890 --> 00:12:27,690 If we were to bombard the atom, the particles would split apart. 220 00:12:27,727 --> 00:12:29,752 I'm not so sure I understand. 221 00:12:29,796 --> 00:12:33,129 Watch. My finger will bombard this blender and... 222 00:12:37,970 --> 00:12:39,961 we have radioactivity. 223 00:12:40,006 --> 00:12:42,201 Screech, you're the greatest. 224 00:12:42,241 --> 00:12:43,674 Thanks. 225 00:12:43,709 --> 00:12:45,734 I understand. I see it now. 226 00:12:45,778 --> 00:12:48,508 You're the best teacher I've ever had. 227 00:12:55,254 --> 00:12:56,881 Preppie, 228 00:12:56,923 --> 00:12:59,949 we just lost our girl to a nerd. 229 00:12:59,992 --> 00:13:03,428 Let's keep this a secret. We've got reputations to protect. 230 00:13:03,463 --> 00:13:04,896 Shh. 231 00:13:08,134 --> 00:13:10,125 Kelly and Screech together! 232 00:13:10,169 --> 00:13:12,160 This is hot! 233 00:13:13,272 --> 00:13:15,263 Kelly and Screech! 234 00:13:16,275 --> 00:13:17,742 Kelly and Screech! 235 00:13:17,777 --> 00:13:19,938 Kelly and Screech! 236 00:13:19,979 --> 00:13:21,207 Kelly and Screech! 237 00:13:21,247 --> 00:13:23,112 Kelly and Screech! 238 00:13:23,149 --> 00:13:24,912 Kelly and Screech? 239 00:13:44,270 --> 00:13:47,239 Something tells me the secret's out. 240 00:13:51,010 --> 00:13:53,877 I remember the first time Screech proposed to me in kindergarten. 241 00:13:53,913 --> 00:13:56,609 I buried his head in the sandbox. 242 00:13:56,649 --> 00:13:58,207 We got out early that day. 243 00:13:58,251 --> 00:14:01,277 Mrs. Gurskey had to call the fire department. 244 00:14:01,320 --> 00:14:05,916 Kelly has no right to steal the one guy I love to reject. 245 00:14:07,326 --> 00:14:10,693 - It's him! - Screech can we sit with you? 246 00:14:10,730 --> 00:14:14,188 Well, I guess so, if we can find a table for 18. 247 00:14:19,772 --> 00:14:22,070 Screech-mania... 248 00:14:22,108 --> 00:14:25,009 is all over Bayside like a bad rash. 249 00:14:25,044 --> 00:14:26,375 You know, I don't get it. 250 00:14:26,412 --> 00:14:28,471 - What do they see in him? - Slater: You got me. 251 00:14:28,514 --> 00:14:30,607 Kelly's the most popular girl in school. 252 00:14:30,650 --> 00:14:33,118 If she wore a pizza on her head and called it a hat, 253 00:14:33,152 --> 00:14:35,985 there'd be a run on pepperoni. 254 00:14:36,022 --> 00:14:38,684 Screech is the fashion statement? 255 00:14:38,724 --> 00:14:40,419 Scary thought. 256 00:14:43,296 --> 00:14:45,127 Got a date for the prom yet? 257 00:14:45,164 --> 00:14:47,758 Well, I've been asked by the captains of the football team, 258 00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:50,598 the basketball team, the debating team, and the class hunk- 259 00:14:50,636 --> 00:14:53,127 nothing to get excited about. 260 00:14:53,172 --> 00:14:56,539 Yeah, I know what you mean. All the good nerds are taken. 261 00:14:57,476 --> 00:15:00,309 Hello. 262 00:15:01,981 --> 00:15:04,108 Hello! 263 00:15:05,851 --> 00:15:09,287 - Hey, me first. - Hey, out of my way. 264 00:15:09,322 --> 00:15:11,654 Did your mother ever teach you manners? 265 00:15:11,691 --> 00:15:13,318 Hey, come on, come on. 266 00:15:20,466 --> 00:15:22,957 Way to go, spazzola. 267 00:15:23,002 --> 00:15:25,402 Walk much as a kid? 268 00:15:26,138 --> 00:15:27,400 Oh! Oh. 269 00:15:27,440 --> 00:15:30,238 Both: Hi, girls! 270 00:15:32,111 --> 00:15:34,102 Oh, girls. 271 00:15:34,380 --> 00:15:36,814 The Bayside stud-muffins are here. 272 00:15:36,849 --> 00:15:38,840 That's us. Yep, yep, yep. 273 00:15:38,884 --> 00:15:40,977 Hey, do you know anybody who can do this? 274 00:15:43,756 --> 00:15:47,055 Wow, that is so cool. Can you teach us how to do that? 275 00:15:48,527 --> 00:15:52,361 Maybe later. Kelly's here. 276 00:15:52,398 --> 00:15:54,662 - Darn. - Hello, boys. 277 00:15:54,700 --> 00:15:57,032 Kelly, come here. Come here. 278 00:15:57,069 --> 00:15:59,230 Kelly, you want to come over tonight 279 00:15:59,272 --> 00:16:02,571 and look at my lint collection? 280 00:16:02,608 --> 00:16:06,635 No she can't. She's coming over to look at my ear-wax sculptures. 281 00:16:06,679 --> 00:16:10,581 Sorry, boys, I'm not seeing either one of you anymore. 282 00:16:10,616 --> 00:16:12,607 Nerds are out. 283 00:16:12,652 --> 00:16:15,553 Well, what's in? 284 00:16:25,331 --> 00:16:29,358 The name is Bond- Screech Bond. 285 00:16:33,105 --> 00:16:35,903 I have a license to love. 286 00:16:38,044 --> 00:16:40,274 - Wow. - Tough. 287 00:16:41,814 --> 00:16:44,305 There's only one way to outfox a nerd. 288 00:16:44,350 --> 00:16:46,375 You get a bigger nerd. 289 00:16:52,458 --> 00:16:54,949 Are you sure this one is going to work, Preppie? 290 00:16:54,994 --> 00:16:56,120 Trust me, Slater, 291 00:16:56,162 --> 00:16:59,529 if Belding thinks Kelly and Screech are getting married, 292 00:16:59,565 --> 00:17:00,930 he'll break them up. 293 00:17:00,966 --> 00:17:03,594 Let's hope he doesn't buy them Tupperware. 294 00:17:03,636 --> 00:17:06,434 The aluminum drive was over last week, boys. 295 00:17:06,472 --> 00:17:08,497 You're a little late with those cans. 296 00:17:10,309 --> 00:17:13,506 Cans, sir? What cans? 297 00:17:14,547 --> 00:17:16,481 Move it. 298 00:17:19,051 --> 00:17:20,575 Moving, sir. 299 00:17:29,395 --> 00:17:31,522 That was supposed to be a secret. 300 00:17:31,564 --> 00:17:34,465 - What is? - Um, nothing sir. 301 00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:36,798 Yeah, this certainly has nothing to do with Screech and Kelly. 302 00:17:36,836 --> 00:17:38,827 - Shh! - Boys... 303 00:17:38,871 --> 00:17:41,897 need I remind you that anything that goes on in my school, 304 00:17:41,941 --> 00:17:44,603 concerning my students is principal territory? 305 00:17:44,643 --> 00:17:47,578 He does have a right to know. 306 00:17:47,613 --> 00:17:50,081 But it's not our place to tell. 307 00:17:50,116 --> 00:17:52,448 Well, what does all this stuff have to do 308 00:17:52,485 --> 00:17:54,646 with Screech and Kelly anyway? 309 00:17:54,687 --> 00:17:56,985 It's not like they're getting married or anything. 310 00:17:58,791 --> 00:18:00,691 You didn't hear it from us, sir. 311 00:18:02,161 --> 00:18:04,220 Excuse us, Mr. Belding, 312 00:18:04,263 --> 00:18:05,890 but we've got to tie those to the back 313 00:18:05,931 --> 00:18:07,228 of the honeymoon 10-speed. 314 00:18:08,367 --> 00:18:10,892 Look, I understand how kids your age 315 00:18:10,936 --> 00:18:14,167 might misread a close friendship as something more. 316 00:18:14,206 --> 00:18:16,231 You see the road I'm following here, son? 317 00:18:16,275 --> 00:18:20,905 No, I think you lost me at the on-ramp, sir. 318 00:18:20,946 --> 00:18:23,005 I'm talking about you and Kelly. 319 00:18:23,048 --> 00:18:25,539 I don't think either of you realizes what lies ahead. 320 00:18:25,584 --> 00:18:28,382 Well, sure we do. Friday's the big day. 321 00:18:28,421 --> 00:18:33,222 Friday? Do you really think you're ready for something like this? 322 00:18:33,259 --> 00:18:36,422 I'm always ready. I just hope she is. 323 00:18:36,462 --> 00:18:38,453 Do your parents know? 324 00:18:38,497 --> 00:18:40,658 Of course they do. She's been at my house every night. 325 00:18:40,699 --> 00:18:43,259 And they have no objections? 326 00:18:43,302 --> 00:18:46,135 No, they're rooting us on. 327 00:18:46,172 --> 00:18:49,437 Well, I have objections. Screech, you can't elope. 328 00:18:49,475 --> 00:18:52,603 Who are you calling a cantaloupe, you melon head? 329 00:18:59,785 --> 00:19:01,776 I'm sorry, Mr. Belding. 330 00:19:01,821 --> 00:19:04,221 Screech, get a hold of yourself. 331 00:19:04,256 --> 00:19:08,283 Teenage marriage is a very serious step. 332 00:19:08,327 --> 00:19:09,954 What teenage marriage? 333 00:19:09,995 --> 00:19:11,826 Yours and Kelly's. 334 00:19:11,864 --> 00:19:14,526 I'm not getting married. Is she? 335 00:19:14,567 --> 00:19:17,593 Well then, what's all this about Friday being the big day? 336 00:19:17,636 --> 00:19:19,900 Well, it is. In science class. 337 00:19:19,939 --> 00:19:22,430 It's the final test we've been cramming for all week. 338 00:19:24,643 --> 00:19:28,841 Oh, so all this talk about you and Kelly getting married 339 00:19:28,881 --> 00:19:32,510 is just some crazy hoax perpetrated by... 340 00:19:34,954 --> 00:19:37,354 ...a couple of detention lifers. 341 00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:43,685 So ends another science soir�e. 342 00:19:43,729 --> 00:19:47,028 Pick up your tests on the way out, please. 343 00:19:54,039 --> 00:19:57,031 All right, B+, Preppie. 344 00:19:57,076 --> 00:19:58,600 How'd you do? 345 00:19:58,644 --> 00:20:00,168 - I got a C. - Yeah? 346 00:20:00,212 --> 00:20:03,113 Yeah, it says, "See me after school. " 347 00:20:06,719 --> 00:20:08,277 I got an A, I got an A! 348 00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:10,481 That means I'm going to pass the course! 349 00:20:10,523 --> 00:20:12,115 Screech, we did it! 350 00:20:12,157 --> 00:20:14,148 No you did it, Kelly. I only helped. 351 00:20:14,193 --> 00:20:17,094 That means I get to go to the George Michael concert. 352 00:20:17,129 --> 00:20:19,120 - And guess who I'm taking? - Zack? 353 00:20:19,164 --> 00:20:21,064 - No. - Slater? 354 00:20:21,100 --> 00:20:22,362 No, I'll give you a hint. 355 00:20:22,401 --> 00:20:25,268 Someone I know who's the smartest guy in science. 356 00:20:25,304 --> 00:20:27,636 Dr. Mertz? 357 00:20:27,673 --> 00:20:29,334 No, silly- you! 358 00:20:29,375 --> 00:20:33,402 Me? Why would you want to take me to see George Michael? 359 00:20:33,445 --> 00:20:36,505 - I hate him. - You do? 360 00:20:36,549 --> 00:20:39,040 Oh. Well, then where would you like to go celebrate? 361 00:20:39,084 --> 00:20:41,644 How about the International Insect Expo? 362 00:20:41,687 --> 00:20:44,747 I hear this year they're having a petting zoo. 363 00:20:44,790 --> 00:20:48,658 I don't think so. Why don't we go play volleyball on the beach? 364 00:20:48,694 --> 00:20:52,687 No, I've had a fear of sand ever since I was in kindergarten. 365 00:20:55,768 --> 00:20:58,293 I guess we don't have a lot in common, do we? 366 00:20:58,337 --> 00:21:00,328 Guess not. 367 00:21:00,372 --> 00:21:02,101 You're beach and sunscreen, 368 00:21:02,141 --> 00:21:04,006 I'm ant farms and allergy pills. 369 00:21:06,211 --> 00:21:08,645 Every ice cream cone has its last lick, Kelly, 370 00:21:08,681 --> 00:21:10,171 and this one's ours. 371 00:21:10,215 --> 00:21:12,274 I'll never forget how you helped me. 372 00:21:17,523 --> 00:21:19,923 We'll always have science. 373 00:21:23,095 --> 00:21:24,790 Rebound. 374 00:21:27,099 --> 00:21:28,293 So, Kelly, 375 00:21:28,334 --> 00:21:30,802 looks like you need a date for the concert after all. 376 00:21:30,836 --> 00:21:33,168 - Pick you up around 7:00? - Forget it, Preppie. 377 00:21:33,205 --> 00:21:35,605 She's taking me, aren't you, Kelly? 378 00:21:35,641 --> 00:21:37,802 Why don't you guys go? 379 00:21:37,843 --> 00:21:40,073 I really don't feel up to it. 380 00:21:44,183 --> 00:21:46,344 Whoa. You think she'll be all right? 381 00:21:46,385 --> 00:21:49,718 Oh yeah. How long could it take to get over Screech? 382 00:21:49,755 --> 00:21:51,222 You're right. 383 00:21:51,256 --> 00:21:54,692 Well, looks like we're going to the concert together. 384 00:21:54,727 --> 00:21:56,524 I'm not going on a date with you. 385 00:21:57,563 --> 00:22:01,192 - Well, then give me your ticket. - No, give me yours. 386 00:22:03,502 --> 00:22:06,369 Well, these are front row seats. 387 00:22:08,140 --> 00:22:10,131 Pick you up at 7:00? 388 00:22:10,175 --> 00:22:12,643 If you get me home by 10:00. 389 00:22:12,693 --> 00:22:17,243 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 29430

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