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( bell rings )
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* When l wake up in the morningand the alarm gives out a warning *
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* l don't think l'll evermake it on time *
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* By the time l grab my booksand l give myself a look *
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* l'm at the corner just in timeto see the bus fly by *
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* lt's all right *
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* 'Cause l'm saved by the bell *
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* lf the teacher pops a test,l know l'm in a mess *
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* And my dog ateall my homework last night *
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* Ridin' low on my chair,she won't know that l'm there *
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* lf l can hand it in tomorrowit'll be all right *
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* lt's all right *
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* 'Cause l'm saved by the bell... *
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* lt's all right,'cause l'm saved by the-- *
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* lt's all right, 'cause l'm savedby the-- *
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* lt's all right,'cause l'm saved by the bell. *
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Slater, we are a great team.
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We are not only going to get
an A on this project,
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but we are also going to win
that science medal.
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Hey, and all we have to do now is
just pick a name for the volcano.
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Oh, if you don't mind, l was
thinking of Mount Saint Jessie.
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Uh, how about,
Slater's Crater?
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All right, l'll compromise.
We'll call it Jessie's Crater.
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Come on, let's see
how she works.
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No, no, come on. You've got
to pour in more. Let me do it.
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Be careful!
Don't pour in too mu--
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How do you get
this thing to stop?
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l don't know.
l was absent that day. Come on.
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l told you not
to pour so much in.
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Do you know how hard it is to get
lava stains out of your clothes?
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You see that?
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ln four days,
my science project is due.
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lf l don't get an A, l'll be doing
hard time in summer school.
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Screech! What are you doing
with our project?
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You're supposed to be
home working on it.
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- l needed a break.
- Hey, you know our arrangement,
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you do the work,
l take the breaks.
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Well, aren't you going to do any
work at all, Zack?
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Well, no. lf l worked on it, you'd
just have to do it over again.
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l'm saving you time,
and that's the thanks l get.
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l'm sorry.
Thanks, Zack.
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- What is that thing?
- lt's our science project.
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lt's an electro-magnetic aerial
hymenoptera detector.
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- What's it do?
- Zack: What's it do?
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What's it do, Screech?
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Well, right now, all it does is make
my canary fly into the wall.
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But once it's finished, it'll be
an early warning system.
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- For what?
- Enemy canaries.
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Look, guys.
There she is.
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My dream girl.
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Screech, if you
really like Lisa, go for it.
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Let her know how you feel.
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- You really think so?
- Absolutely. Don't give up.
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- Give love a chance.
- Oh, l agree.
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Why don't we go to the drive-in
and give it a chance?
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Well, l'm afraid
l'll fall off your bicycle.
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l'm making my move.
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Don't do it. Screech,
love and science don't mix.
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Did you ever see
Einstein with a chick?
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No, Zack.
Kelly's right.
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This is my one moment
in time.
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( soft romantic music plays )
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l guess l caught her
at a bad time.
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Well, don't give up.
He's really not her type.
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They must be serious.
He's chewing her gum now.
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l don't understand.
Why don't girls like me?
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Oh!
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l have some theories.
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Me too.
l'm snake spit.
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Hey, Screech, would you
turn on the machine?
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Turn it on yourself.
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Hey, would you
forget about Lisa?
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Look, l'm positive l can find
another girl who'll like you.
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- You really mean it?
- Yeah, absolutely.
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Before you even
approach a girl,
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you gotta act like
you believe in yourself.
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Let me see that.
Come on.
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That's it?
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l don't have much
to believe in, Zack.
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You gotta practice
being cool.
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What you need is
a great opening line,
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something to grab
her attention.
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How about, ''Hello''?
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lf you say hello,
you'll hear ''Goodbye.''
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lt's better than
what l usually get.
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What l mean is,
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''Hey, how much did the other
contestants pay you
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to drop out
of the Miss Universe contest?''
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Wow, is that what
really goes on?
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No, you idiot! l'm just
showing you what to do.
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Hey, there's Sally Dunsky.
Go for it.
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lt's like shooting
fish in a barrel.
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Are you looking
for something?
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No babe, l found it.
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Are you all right?
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Hup! l learned that trick
from the Chinese acrobats.
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Your opening line!
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Say something cool.
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Did you know that worms
are a source of protein?
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Why don't you
go eat some?
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The Miss Universe line.
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What l meant to say was,
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''How much did you have
to pay the contestants
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to get into
the Miss Universe contest?''
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Get lost, creep.
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- How about lunch?
- How about death?
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Screech.
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Aw, Screech, come out.
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Believe me, it's not
the end of the world.
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Ha!
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Come on, talk to me,
Screech.
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Why can't l meet someone
who will give me a chance?
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Someone who will ignore
my stupid hair
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and my different-colored socks
and see the real me.
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- Well, that is the real you.
- Yeah.
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l'm hummingbird
droppings.
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Hey, you know, l just thought
of someone who might like you.
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Who? Who?
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Take a few laps around the gym
and let me work on it.
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Sure thing, Zack.
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Hey, Jessie, can l talk to you
for a minute? l have a problem.
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l know that Zack, but we've all
learned to live with it.
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No, no. l'm serious.
See, l have this friend.
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And girls don't like him
because he looks different.
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That's so unfair. lt shouldn't
matter what a person looks like.
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Look at ''Beauty and the Beast.''
He is a wonderful person inside.
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So is my friend.
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He even smells better
than the Beast.
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He just needs someone
to give him a chance.
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- l'll give him a chance.
- Well, good!
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lf you like him, maybe
you two can start dating?
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- Maybe. Who is he?
- Screech.
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Screech?
Are you crazy?
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Me go out
with Screech? Ugh!
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ls that a yes
or a no?
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Zack, l ran as fast
as l could.
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Did you talk to the girl?
When can l meet her?
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Meet her? Gee, Screech,
l don't know.
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Well, if l can't meet her,
l'll call her.
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Well, actually, maybe it would be
better if she called you.
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Yeah, yeah, that would work.
As a matter of fact,
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she did say she'd call you.
3:30 at the payphone.
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Zack, l owe you my life!
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l'd rather have
the science project.
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You got it.
All right! Woo!
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Now all l have to do
is find a girl for Screech.
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Well, babe, let's be reasonable.
l can't come for lunch.
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What do you mean,
if l loved you l'd find a way?
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You're in ltaly.
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Can you please hurry?
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Hey this phone is
occupato, paisan.
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l need that phone, and l'm prepared
to take it by force if necessary.
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Angela, yeah,
l have to go.
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My life is being
threatened by a bully.
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Arrivederci.
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Hey, look, Screech, what's so
important about this phone call?
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l'm expecting a call.
lt's from a girl.
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You've got a woman
calling you?
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On purpose?
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Yeah, l get around.
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Ah, who am l kidding?
l'm scared to death.
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- l don't know what to do.
- Well, be yourself.
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l can't,
l want to impress her.
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Don't try to impress
anybody.
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Be proud of what you are,
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whatever that is.
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Look, she's probably
more nervous than you are.
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You really think so?
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When that phone rings,
be strong.
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Thanks, Slater.
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( phone rings )
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Hello?
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This is Screech.
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ls this Zack's friend?
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What's that?
You've seen me around?
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And you like me?
Please hold.
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What's your name?
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( high voice )
My name is, uh...
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Bambi.
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Look, l know this
is kind of sudden,
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but l have to tell
you the way l feel.
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You know, l've been
watching you for a long time.
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You're really cute.
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Belding:
That may be so,
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but this is neither the time nor
the place to share those feelings.
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Young lady, the mens room
is one of the few doors
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education should
not open for you.
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Now don't misunderstand,
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l am flattered that you
think so highly of me.
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But Bambi,
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it's not really
love you feel for me,
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it's hero worship.
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Rock stars, ball players,
principals--
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heck, we excite people.
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Bambi?
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Are you there, Bambi?
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Hey, l think she ran back
into the forest with Thumper.
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Belding:
Who is that?
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00:11:09,615 --> 00:11:11,742
Hey, it's Slater,
Mr. Belding.
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( toilet flushing )
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00:11:16,823 --> 00:11:18,916
What have you
done with Bambi?
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- Who's Bambi?
- Well, she's a girl,
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and she was just
in here with me.
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00:11:22,895 --> 00:11:24,829
Oh, really?
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00:11:25,832 --> 00:11:28,824
Well, not actually
in here with me.
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00:11:28,868 --> 00:11:31,200
( laughing )
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00:11:31,237 --> 00:11:33,603
There's a really good
explanation for this
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and l wish
l could find it.
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Hey...
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it's all right, Mr. Belding.
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00:11:40,246 --> 00:11:42,771
Why don't we just keep this
between the three of us?
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Good idea.
Thank you.
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Just thank me
at report card time.
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l am never going
to the bathroom again.
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Good morning, world.
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Hey, Zack. l talked
to Bambi again last night.
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l know.
l mean, how'd it go?
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She makes me feel
like a young buck.
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- Who's Bambi?
- She's a girl Zack found for me.
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You found a girl for Screech?
l'm so relieved.
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l mean, l'm so happy.
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Hi, guys.
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l'm taken, Lisa.
Eat your heart out.
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Wow, you must
really like this Bambi.
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Oh, Jessie, you've
got to meet her.
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Wait a minute.
l've got to meet her.
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- You haven't met her yet?
- You don't understand.
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- He can't meet her.
- Why can't he meet her?
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Yeah,
why can't he meet her?
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Well, because, uh...
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because...
she's not what you think.
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She's having
an identity crisis.
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Oh.
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Way to go, Zack.
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Anyone who thinks
what l did to Screech was mean,
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raise your hand.
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Ah, come on. He'll be over
Bambi in a few hours.
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00:13:06,732 --> 00:13:09,724
Hey everybody, come quick.
You've got to see this.
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00:13:15,675 --> 00:13:17,734
Screech,
what are you doing?
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Demonstrating
my love for Bambi.
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00:13:20,046 --> 00:13:22,606
Come on, Screech.
Stop fooling around.
242
00:13:22,648 --> 00:13:25,845
- l'm not fooling around.
- Oh, my gosh.
243
00:13:25,885 --> 00:13:28,752
l can't eat, l can't sleep,
244
00:13:28,788 --> 00:13:30,312
l can't do science projects.
245
00:13:31,858 --> 00:13:35,157
l'm not leaving this locker
till l meet Bambi, Zack.
246
00:13:42,301 --> 00:13:44,701
l couldn't help it, Mr. Belding.
l'm in love.
247
00:13:44,737 --> 00:13:46,864
Screech, l'm fully aware
that people your age
248
00:13:46,906 --> 00:13:49,067
form rather intense
attachments.
249
00:13:49,108 --> 00:13:52,077
But they usually wear
a locket, not a locker.
250
00:13:56,949 --> 00:13:59,474
Jenny, have we heard
anything from maintenance?
251
00:13:59,519 --> 00:14:00,952
Jenny: No.
252
00:14:00,987 --> 00:14:02,215
Please call them again
253
00:14:02,255 --> 00:14:04,416
and tell them l'm
still waiting for them.
254
00:14:04,457 --> 00:14:06,448
Jenny: Who is this?
255
00:14:06,492 --> 00:14:08,357
Thank you.
256
00:14:09,495 --> 00:14:11,292
Listen, Screech,
257
00:14:11,330 --> 00:14:14,197
l sympathize with you,
but there's really nothing l can do.
258
00:14:14,233 --> 00:14:16,394
There's something
Zack can do.
259
00:14:16,435 --> 00:14:18,096
He knows
Bambi personally.
260
00:14:18,137 --> 00:14:20,833
Bambi? ls this the Bambi?
261
00:14:20,873 --> 00:14:23,171
- ls that who we're talking about?
- You know her?
262
00:14:23,209 --> 00:14:25,871
Well, l've sat and talked
with her recently.
263
00:14:28,548 --> 00:14:30,607
Leave this to me.
264
00:14:33,352 --> 00:14:36,378
Zack Morris,
l need you.
265
00:14:49,468 --> 00:14:51,766
- You called?
- Yes, l did.
266
00:14:51,804 --> 00:14:54,568
Unfortunately, only you
can help this boy.
267
00:14:54,607 --> 00:14:58,008
Please have Bambi at The Max
at 4:00 to meet with him.
268
00:14:58,044 --> 00:14:59,636
That's beyond impossible.
269
00:14:59,679 --> 00:15:03,547
Zack, let's talk
man to man,
270
00:15:03,583 --> 00:15:05,847
''mano y mano. ''
271
00:15:05,885 --> 00:15:08,854
Now, officially l cannot
order you to do this,
272
00:15:08,888 --> 00:15:11,584
but if Bambi's
not there, well,
273
00:15:11,624 --> 00:15:15,253
this could be your
most miserable semester yet.
274
00:15:16,262 --> 00:15:18,457
- Screech: Uh, Mr. Belding?
- Mm-hmm.
275
00:15:18,497 --> 00:15:21,955
l have to go
to the bathroom.
276
00:15:25,137 --> 00:15:28,868
Jenny, get maintenance
up here right now. Code blue!
277
00:15:28,908 --> 00:15:31,672
Jenny: Who is this?
278
00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:36,271
- ( knocking )
- Come in.
279
00:15:37,350 --> 00:15:41,150
- l got here as fast as l could.
- Thanks Lisa, l won't forget this.
280
00:15:41,187 --> 00:15:42,586
Neither will l.
281
00:15:42,622 --> 00:15:44,749
What's she doing here?
282
00:15:44,790 --> 00:15:46,951
l had to go pick
up my color wheel at Jessie's.
283
00:15:46,993 --> 00:15:49,325
And Jessie said, ''Why?''
l said, ''Zack needs it.''
284
00:15:49,362 --> 00:15:52,763
Jessie said, ''Why?'' So l told her
about Screech and Jessie said--
285
00:15:52,798 --> 00:15:56,290
l wouldn't miss this
for the world.
286
00:15:56,335 --> 00:15:57,802
Great. Let's just
get on with it.
287
00:15:57,837 --> 00:15:59,828
Yeah, we don't
have much time.
288
00:15:59,872 --> 00:16:02,363
Here, Bambi.
289
00:16:02,408 --> 00:16:06,139
Oh, ha ha. You think
this is fun for me?
290
00:16:06,178 --> 00:16:08,305
You think l want to dress
up like a girl?
291
00:16:08,347 --> 00:16:11,646
Well, this is repulsive,
disgusting, revolting--
292
00:16:12,818 --> 00:16:16,049
can l see
something in a blue?
293
00:16:16,088 --> 00:16:19,148
Yeah, you're right. This might be
a little forward for a first date.
294
00:16:19,191 --> 00:16:22,456
This is a first date, right?
295
00:16:24,030 --> 00:16:26,760
Well, l better get started
on his nails.
296
00:16:26,799 --> 00:16:29,029
Oh, now wait a second.
297
00:16:29,068 --> 00:16:31,059
Here, make yourself useful.
298
00:16:32,805 --> 00:16:34,796
l don't need to shave.
299
00:16:34,840 --> 00:16:36,307
Your legs.
300
00:16:40,313 --> 00:16:43,214
Excuse me sir, but a Mr. Screech has
reserved that table.
301
00:16:43,249 --> 00:16:45,342
- lt's me, Max.
- Screech!
302
00:16:45,384 --> 00:16:47,875
You look great.
l didn't recognize you.
303
00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:50,047
l'm meeting a girl in here.
304
00:16:50,089 --> 00:16:52,080
Are those for your date?
305
00:16:52,124 --> 00:16:56,083
They're almost dead, but that's
all they had left at the market.
306
00:16:56,128 --> 00:16:58,119
Well, she might like
these better.
307
00:16:58,164 --> 00:17:01,895
Thanks, Max, but isn't there
a little something missing?
308
00:17:01,934 --> 00:17:04,368
Well, they're late bloomers.
309
00:17:06,505 --> 00:17:08,530
Thanks.
310
00:17:12,144 --> 00:17:14,635
l am getting
front row seats for this.
311
00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:16,671
l prefer the balcony.
Enjoy the show.
312
00:17:16,716 --> 00:17:18,707
You too.
313
00:17:25,758 --> 00:17:27,692
l want you to know
that l'm taking the names
314
00:17:27,727 --> 00:17:29,490
of everyone
who's laughing.
315
00:17:31,030 --> 00:17:33,590
Hi there.
Who are you?
316
00:17:33,632 --> 00:17:36,032
Your worst nightmare, pal.
317
00:17:49,148 --> 00:17:51,946
- Screech?
- Bambi?
318
00:17:51,984 --> 00:17:55,545
Oh boy!
l mean, sit down.
319
00:17:55,588 --> 00:17:58,352
My, it's a lot brighter
in here than l thought it'd be.
320
00:17:58,391 --> 00:18:00,018
Good,
then everyone'll see you.
321
00:18:00,059 --> 00:18:02,459
Dream come true.
322
00:18:02,495 --> 00:18:04,690
Gosh, you're pretty.
323
00:18:04,730 --> 00:18:07,221
And you have the most
feminine little hands.
324
00:18:07,266 --> 00:18:08,824
- Do not.
- Do too.
325
00:18:08,868 --> 00:18:10,699
- Do not!
- Do too.
326
00:18:10,736 --> 00:18:12,670
Would you like to meet
some of my friends?
327
00:18:12,705 --> 00:18:15,265
- No. No.
- Oh, come on.
328
00:18:15,307 --> 00:18:19,209
Slater, meet my date.
This is Bambi.
329
00:18:19,245 --> 00:18:21,873
Oh, so you're the famous
Bambi, huh?
330
00:18:21,914 --> 00:18:24,075
l've heard all about
you from Mr. Belding.
331
00:18:24,116 --> 00:18:26,107
Oh, Richard and l
are just good friends.
332
00:18:26,152 --> 00:18:28,780
Hey, there's Kelly.
Come on.
333
00:18:28,821 --> 00:18:30,482
Whoa.
334
00:18:30,523 --> 00:18:32,991
This little guy
has good taste.
335
00:18:33,025 --> 00:18:35,425
Fresh.
336
00:18:37,263 --> 00:18:39,356
Morris?
337
00:18:39,398 --> 00:18:42,561
Nice legs.
338
00:18:43,903 --> 00:18:45,894
Bambi, this is Kelly.
339
00:18:45,938 --> 00:18:49,066
Nice to meet you. Don't l know you
from somewhere?
340
00:18:49,108 --> 00:18:51,099
l don't know.
Were you ever a Brownie?
341
00:18:51,143 --> 00:18:53,134
Yes, l was.
What troop were you in?
342
00:18:53,179 --> 00:18:55,943
Um... F-Troop.
343
00:18:58,250 --> 00:18:59,979
Nice one.
344
00:19:00,019 --> 00:19:01,850
Slater, please,
l beg you.
345
00:19:01,887 --> 00:19:04,981
Don't worry, your secret's safe with
me, sweetheart.
346
00:19:12,031 --> 00:19:14,022
Hey, Screech,
347
00:19:14,066 --> 00:19:16,933
Lisa's just doing that
to make you jealous.
348
00:19:16,969 --> 00:19:19,233
Now, if you
kissed Bambi,
349
00:19:19,271 --> 00:19:21,899
hey, that would
show her.
350
00:19:22,942 --> 00:19:24,910
Um... um...
351
00:19:24,944 --> 00:19:26,935
all right,
but on one condition.
352
00:19:26,979 --> 00:19:29,413
- lf we kiss, we become an item.
- l can live with that.
353
00:19:31,584 --> 00:19:35,020
Hey Kelly, why don't we leave
these two lovebirds alone?
354
00:19:37,523 --> 00:19:40,981
Hey, if it doesn't work out
with you and Screech, call me.
355
00:19:43,329 --> 00:19:45,593
Now Screech,
if we're going to date,
356
00:19:45,631 --> 00:19:47,656
you've got to follow my rules.
357
00:19:47,700 --> 00:19:50,032
Rules?
What rules?
358
00:19:50,069 --> 00:19:52,060
My rules of livin'
and lovin'.
359
00:19:52,104 --> 00:19:54,629
You must follow
them explicitly.
360
00:19:54,673 --> 00:19:56,903
- What are they?
- Rule number one:
361
00:19:56,942 --> 00:19:59,342
Straighten your hair
and dye it blond.
362
00:19:59,378 --> 00:20:02,575
Consider me
Billy ldol.
363
00:20:02,615 --> 00:20:05,948
Well then, uh,
rule number two:
364
00:20:05,985 --> 00:20:08,510
l'm allergic to all
types of animals.
365
00:20:08,554 --> 00:20:11,614
Done. l'll shave my birds.
366
00:20:12,658 --> 00:20:17,118
All right. Here's number three,
the most important:
367
00:20:17,162 --> 00:20:20,791
l'm very possessive,
and l must have you all to myself.
368
00:20:20,833 --> 00:20:22,824
Get rid of your
friend Zack Morris.
369
00:20:22,868 --> 00:20:25,302
- That's all?
- ( low voice ) That's all?
370
00:20:25,337 --> 00:20:27,498
l mean, what?
371
00:20:27,540 --> 00:20:31,408
Well, Zack is awfully cocky.
372
00:20:31,443 --> 00:20:33,434
He's always taking
advantage of me,
373
00:20:33,479 --> 00:20:37,074
and sometimes l think he
underestimates my intelligence.
374
00:20:38,417 --> 00:20:41,250
But he is my friend
375
00:20:41,287 --> 00:20:43,653
and l'm sorry,
but l won't trade him
376
00:20:43,689 --> 00:20:46,123
for anything else in the world.
Not even you, Bambi.
377
00:20:46,158 --> 00:20:49,559
You mean,
you're dumping me?
378
00:20:50,829 --> 00:20:52,854
l hope l haven't
hurt you.
379
00:20:52,898 --> 00:20:54,365
l hope l haven't hurt you.
380
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:58,359
No, actually you've helped me.
You've made me realize
381
00:20:58,404 --> 00:21:00,599
there are a million
fish in the sea
382
00:21:00,639 --> 00:21:03,335
and l'm just the worm
to attract them.
383
00:21:03,375 --> 00:21:05,775
Now if you'll excuse me,
384
00:21:05,811 --> 00:21:08,746
l have a science project
that needs finishing.
385
00:21:08,781 --> 00:21:11,341
Well, you better hurry it
if it's due Friday.
386
00:21:16,255 --> 00:21:19,088
You know, l watched what you
did here today for Screech,
387
00:21:19,124 --> 00:21:22,821
it was really nice.
Sick, but nice.
388
00:21:22,861 --> 00:21:26,524
Come on, you know l did it because l
wanted him to finish the project.
389
00:21:26,565 --> 00:21:29,557
Well, maybe. But you also did it
'cause you're his friend too.
390
00:21:29,602 --> 00:21:32,002
You know, actually
l had a good time.
391
00:21:32,037 --> 00:21:34,335
lt was better than
most first dates.
392
00:21:34,373 --> 00:21:36,568
l'm going to the girls room.
You want to come?
393
00:21:36,609 --> 00:21:38,702
Oh, why not?
Sounds like fun.
394
00:21:38,744 --> 00:21:41,076
Freeze!
395
00:21:45,684 --> 00:21:47,743
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396
00:21:47,793 --> 00:21:52,343
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