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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,676 --> 00:00:12,579 _ 2 00:00:14,841 --> 00:00:17,203 Friday afternoon at the gym, we played a game. 3 00:00:17,525 --> 00:00:19,427 Two wastepaper baskets were hung 4 00:00:19,527 --> 00:00:20,903 three feet above our heads, 5 00:00:20,903 --> 00:00:22,325 and the object was to get to ball 6 00:00:22,350 --> 00:00:24,064 into the opponents' basket. 7 00:00:25,302 --> 00:00:28,851 It's true that Dr. James Naismith invented basketball, 8 00:00:28,951 --> 00:00:31,734 but it was Senda Berenson, an instructor at Smith, 9 00:00:31,759 --> 00:00:33,678 who brought it to women. 10 00:00:34,142 --> 00:00:36,445 But she had her critics who thought the girls 11 00:00:36,470 --> 00:00:39,893 would suffer nervous fatigue from participating. 12 00:00:40,068 --> 00:00:42,050 One hundred and twenty-five years later, 13 00:00:42,075 --> 00:00:44,298 women have become icons of the sport. 14 00:00:44,473 --> 00:00:47,015 Pat Summitt, Lisa Leslie, 15 00:00:47,115 --> 00:00:48,417 Rebecca Lobo, 16 00:00:48,442 --> 00:00:50,619 and of course Bridgette Bird... 17 00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:53,181 Are you hungry? 18 00:00:53,281 --> 00:00:55,384 Who, until one fated night in 2017, 19 00:00:55,484 --> 00:00:57,346 was just a struggling single mother 20 00:00:57,371 --> 00:00:58,872 trying to find her way. 21 00:00:59,568 --> 00:01:00,920 Final notice. 22 00:01:01,937 --> 00:01:04,305 Oh, look, it's the IRS. 23 00:01:04,728 --> 00:01:06,108 - Bye-bye. - Bye-bye. 24 00:01:07,037 --> 00:01:08,068 Oh, wait... 25 00:01:08,239 --> 00:01:09,260 What? 26 00:01:09,938 --> 00:01:11,095 WNBA. 27 00:01:11,095 --> 00:01:13,911 WBA. Should open it. 28 00:01:14,377 --> 00:01:16,980 It's... it's not so scared. 29 00:01:22,234 --> 00:01:25,137 Oh, shit. "We got your online application, 30 00:01:25,268 --> 00:01:28,384 and you're now registered for the Boston WNBA open tryouts 31 00:01:28,712 --> 00:01:30,426 held in high schools all around the state. 32 00:01:30,754 --> 00:01:32,800 Holy shit! Holy shit! 33 00:01:33,036 --> 00:01:35,931 And the rest, as they say, is herstory. 34 00:02:07,490 --> 00:02:10,012 Synced and corrected by louvette www.addic7ed.com 35 00:02:14,176 --> 00:02:15,438 What is she doing? 36 00:02:16,134 --> 00:02:17,840 I'm visualizing my BEEF, Regina. 37 00:02:17,940 --> 00:02:19,682 Balance, Eyes, Elbow, Follow-Through. 38 00:02:19,782 --> 00:02:21,324 I do it before every big game. 39 00:02:21,424 --> 00:02:24,206 Mm-hmm. Her WNBA tryouts are today. 40 00:02:24,306 --> 00:02:25,728 What, like professional basketball? 41 00:02:25,828 --> 00:02:26,969 Yep. 42 00:02:27,069 --> 00:02:28,531 Okay, if that's your plan 43 00:02:28,631 --> 00:02:30,373 on getting a job and getting off my couch, 44 00:02:30,473 --> 00:02:32,375 then I got a little bit of a concern. 45 00:02:32,475 --> 00:02:34,016 Okay, well, now I gotta get there early 46 00:02:34,116 --> 00:02:35,533 and do a hundred lefty layups. 47 00:02:35,918 --> 00:02:37,700 - That's your problem. - Hmm. 48 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:39,434 Uh, where are my lemons? 49 00:02:40,202 --> 00:02:41,904 - Who took my lemons? - I'm sorry. 50 00:02:42,004 --> 00:02:43,426 I actually made an Arnold Palmer. 51 00:02:43,526 --> 00:02:46,236 - You made an Arnold Palmer? - Yeah. 52 00:02:46,261 --> 00:02:48,283 I need to make my game-day lemon water. 53 00:02:48,308 --> 00:02:50,873 I didn't know it was your game-day lemonade... 54 00:02:50,973 --> 00:02:52,395 Wh... why are you looking at me like... 55 00:02:52,495 --> 00:02:53,796 Why would you fuck with her lemons? 56 00:02:53,896 --> 00:02:55,157 Uh, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay. 57 00:02:55,182 --> 00:02:56,611 I'll just have Rafi bring it. 58 00:02:57,099 --> 00:02:58,561 It's just I have a ritual, you know? 59 00:02:58,661 --> 00:03:00,002 It's that game day lemon water... 60 00:03:00,039 --> 00:03:01,798 - Exactly! - _ 61 00:03:01,823 --> 00:03:04,367 ...keeps my alkalized and balanced, all right? 62 00:03:04,467 --> 00:03:07,089 Then pay your rent. That's what she should do. 63 00:03:07,189 --> 00:03:09,372 - E, check this out. - Let me see. 64 00:03:09,472 --> 00:03:11,814 - Ohhh, shit. - Michael Jordan highlights? 65 00:03:11,914 --> 00:03:13,416 All day. All day long. 66 00:03:13,516 --> 00:03:15,017 That's when he won the championship game 67 00:03:15,117 --> 00:03:16,699 - after his dad died... - Mm. 68 00:03:16,799 --> 00:03:17,820 on Father's Day. 69 00:03:17,920 --> 00:03:19,382 Look at his tongue. 70 00:03:19,482 --> 00:03:20,463 ...and he dunks it! 71 00:03:20,563 --> 00:03:22,785 - Oh, damn! - Ohhhh! 72 00:03:22,885 --> 00:03:25,027 - How's he do it? - 'Cause he's the fucking GOAT. 73 00:03:25,127 --> 00:03:26,228 What's a GOAT? 74 00:03:26,328 --> 00:03:27,670 Greatest Of All Time. 75 00:03:27,770 --> 00:03:29,512 Oh, yeah, he is definitely the GOAT. 76 00:03:29,612 --> 00:03:31,314 He's the GOAT. You the GOAT. 77 00:03:31,414 --> 00:03:33,636 - I'm not really the GOAT. - Well, you're the fucking GOAT. 78 00:03:33,736 --> 00:03:35,077 - I'm the GOAT. - Say "I'm the GOAT." 79 00:03:35,177 --> 00:03:36,519 - I'm the GOAT. - I'm the motherfucking... 80 00:03:36,619 --> 00:03:37,720 I'm the motherfucking GOAT. 81 00:03:37,820 --> 00:03:39,001 Yes, WNBA, here I come. 82 00:03:39,101 --> 00:03:40,483 WNBA, here I come, 'cause GOAT! 83 00:03:40,508 --> 00:03:41,708 'Cause you're the motherfucking GOAT. 84 00:03:41,733 --> 00:03:42,965 Yeah. What? 85 00:03:43,065 --> 00:03:44,847 - Oh, shit, Bridgette. - Ohhhh! 86 00:03:44,947 --> 00:03:46,529 All right, all right. 87 00:03:50,593 --> 00:03:51,872 That's it. 88 00:03:52,515 --> 00:03:53,536 One more. 89 00:03:53,636 --> 00:03:55,177 That's it. Come on, push. 90 00:03:55,277 --> 00:03:57,500 Push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push. 91 00:03:57,600 --> 00:04:00,062 - Yeah, man! - Ooh-ooh-oooh! 92 00:04:00,162 --> 00:04:02,505 - Is it me or is that light? - Killing it, bro. 93 00:04:02,605 --> 00:04:04,507 Let's put some more on there. Twenty-five. 94 00:04:04,607 --> 00:04:06,068 Put another 25. You scared or what? 95 00:04:06,168 --> 00:04:07,430 What's going on with you? 96 00:04:07,530 --> 00:04:08,991 I feel good. I can't feel good? 97 00:04:09,016 --> 00:04:10,358 Oh, you can feel good. 98 00:04:10,533 --> 00:04:12,435 You're in a particularly good mood right now. 99 00:04:12,460 --> 00:04:14,210 I don't know, man, it's just 100 00:04:15,143 --> 00:04:16,765 things are really good with Bridge... 101 00:04:16,865 --> 00:04:18,366 - Yeah? - And Larry. 102 00:04:18,466 --> 00:04:20,248 And I had such a great Father's Day. 103 00:04:20,348 --> 00:04:23,490 And Nelson, like we're gonna build this IKEA furniture set. 104 00:04:23,792 --> 00:04:25,453 - Or whatever, you know? - Mm-hmm. 105 00:04:25,553 --> 00:04:26,735 All 'cause of you, man. 106 00:04:26,835 --> 00:04:28,416 No, it's all 'cause of you, right? 107 00:04:28,441 --> 00:04:30,624 Because you're keeping your side of the street clean. 108 00:04:30,799 --> 00:04:32,340 God's gonna take care of the rest, 109 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:34,022 but you gotta remember, you gotta stay the course, 110 00:04:34,047 --> 00:04:35,388 because it's feeling good now, 111 00:04:35,469 --> 00:04:36,766 but it could be shitty tomorrow. 112 00:04:37,223 --> 00:04:38,268 Right? 113 00:04:38,566 --> 00:04:40,188 - Let's get this. - Okay. 114 00:04:41,770 --> 00:04:42,957 Oh, hold on, hold on. 115 00:04:43,451 --> 00:04:44,629 It's my mom. 116 00:04:45,654 --> 00:04:46,955 - Hello. - [Speaking Spanish] 117 00:04:47,055 --> 00:04:49,718 - Hola, Mami. Mama. - _ 118 00:04:49,743 --> 00:04:51,281 - Mama, cálmate. - _ 119 00:04:51,305 --> 00:04:52,691 _ 120 00:04:52,716 --> 00:04:54,563 - [Speaking Spanish] I gotta go, okay? - _ 121 00:04:54,663 --> 00:04:56,244 Meet you... see you at the meeting? 122 00:04:56,344 --> 00:04:57,701 - Yeah, no doubt. - Mami. 123 00:04:58,651 --> 00:04:59,723 Hi, Ma. 124 00:04:59,748 --> 00:05:01,890 There they are, my two favorite people. 125 00:05:01,934 --> 00:05:04,137 - Hi. - Hey, baby boy. Hi. 126 00:05:04,512 --> 00:05:06,855 Oh, look, your drawing's still here from yesterday. 127 00:05:06,955 --> 00:05:08,577 Yeah, I keep it for him there. 128 00:05:08,677 --> 00:05:10,178 Bridge, you want some of this gazpacho? 129 00:05:10,278 --> 00:05:11,860 No, I'm on a rush. 130 00:05:11,885 --> 00:05:14,583 Okay, but this is a recipe from The Chew. 131 00:05:14,683 --> 00:05:16,064 Yeah, well, I got my tryouts today. 132 00:05:16,089 --> 00:05:17,436 I still need to do my lefty layups. 133 00:05:17,461 --> 00:05:18,867 Can you watch Larry and can I have my car? 134 00:05:18,892 --> 00:05:20,538 No, because I have big news. 135 00:05:20,889 --> 00:05:22,006 What? 136 00:05:22,685 --> 00:05:24,673 - I found Edmond. - What? 137 00:05:24,773 --> 00:05:26,234 - Edmond. - I heard you. Where? 138 00:05:26,334 --> 00:05:27,529 Yeah, on Yelp. 139 00:05:27,692 --> 00:05:30,034 He is a dentist with three stars in North Boston. 140 00:05:30,134 --> 00:05:31,876 Okay, three's not very good. 141 00:05:31,976 --> 00:05:33,279 - Three's good. - It's not that good. 142 00:05:33,279 --> 00:05:36,281 I made an appointment. I'm gonna go see him today. 143 00:05:36,867 --> 00:05:38,504 Imagine that, he's been this close this whole time. 144 00:05:38,604 --> 00:05:41,060 Yeah, and he's gonna be closer when I show up there. 145 00:05:41,085 --> 00:05:42,168 This is a bad idea. 146 00:05:42,193 --> 00:05:43,994 No, I'm gonna show up at that office, 147 00:05:44,019 --> 00:05:46,911 and I'm gonna do things because I'm wet downtown. Shhh. 148 00:05:47,012 --> 00:05:48,984 - Ma! - All right, I'm just saying. 149 00:05:49,009 --> 00:05:50,352 - Ma! - Come on. 150 00:05:50,468 --> 00:05:52,462 Hey, Larry, Tutu loves you. 151 00:05:52,766 --> 00:05:55,349 Bridge, I can't get over the feelings 152 00:05:55,374 --> 00:05:57,309 in my body and in my soul. 153 00:05:57,573 --> 00:05:59,235 I'm tingly, Bridge. Tingly. 154 00:05:59,335 --> 00:06:01,477 Okay, Mom, this is a really big day for me. 155 00:06:01,577 --> 00:06:03,039 Well, this is a big day for me, too. 156 00:06:03,139 --> 00:06:04,400 You're just fucking delusional. 157 00:06:04,425 --> 00:06:05,519 - What? - Yeah. 158 00:06:05,519 --> 00:06:06,820 You haven't seen the guy in over 30 years. 159 00:06:06,845 --> 00:06:08,342 You think he's just gonna show up at the office, 160 00:06:08,367 --> 00:06:09,848 he's gonna fall madly in love with you again? 161 00:06:10,459 --> 00:06:11,905 You're fucking delusional. 162 00:06:12,005 --> 00:06:14,548 You haven't played on a basketball team in a decade. 163 00:06:14,648 --> 00:06:16,149 And you think you're gonna walk in 164 00:06:16,249 --> 00:06:17,831 to the basketball auditions and just pick up... 165 00:06:17,931 --> 00:06:19,953 It's a tryout. It's not an audition, it's a tryout. 166 00:06:20,053 --> 00:06:21,515 Okay, so when you're done, you're gonna be 167 00:06:21,615 --> 00:06:22,796 a big sports superstar, is that the plan? 168 00:06:22,896 --> 00:06:24,358 Yeah, who knows? Why not try, right? 169 00:06:24,458 --> 00:06:25,839 - Why not try? - Okay, you go try, Bridge. 170 00:06:25,939 --> 00:06:27,801 I'm gonna give you my car too, okay? 171 00:06:27,901 --> 00:06:29,283 But I can't watch him, so Joe's gonna do it. 172 00:06:29,383 --> 00:06:30,724 - No. - I don't you don't like that. 173 00:06:30,824 --> 00:06:32,366 - But he's good. - Joe poops in a bag. 174 00:06:32,466 --> 00:06:34,247 So what? Everyone has challenges. 175 00:06:34,347 --> 00:06:35,911 - Joe! - Yo! 176 00:06:35,911 --> 00:06:38,365 Will you watch the baby while I go out for a few hours? 177 00:06:38,390 --> 00:06:39,575 Hell yeah! 178 00:06:39,675 --> 00:06:41,781 Yeah, and where's the keys? Where's the car keys? 179 00:06:41,834 --> 00:06:43,699 Uh, they're in that drawer, you know, 180 00:06:43,799 --> 00:06:45,021 with the stuff, under the thing. 181 00:06:45,121 --> 00:06:46,582 Yeah, thank you, honey. 182 00:06:46,682 --> 00:06:48,424 Right there, that's what he's talking about. 183 00:06:49,089 --> 00:06:50,546 "Thank you, Mom. You're the greatest Mom I..." 184 00:06:50,646 --> 00:06:53,494 - Mom, thank you. - That's all I want, Bridgey. 185 00:06:53,554 --> 00:06:54,964 Okay, give me kisses. 186 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:56,491 I love you. Mwah, mwah. 187 00:06:56,714 --> 00:06:58,056 - Hey, Bridgette. - Hey what? 188 00:06:58,081 --> 00:07:00,338 Give me kisses. I love you, mm-hmm. 189 00:07:00,666 --> 00:07:02,180 - Come on. - I love you. 190 00:07:02,205 --> 00:07:04,187 Good luck. 191 00:07:04,216 --> 00:07:07,225 Larry, now we're alone together, 192 00:07:07,325 --> 00:07:09,554 and it makes me so happy. 193 00:07:10,488 --> 00:07:11,710 Who's the best? 194 00:07:11,810 --> 00:07:13,147 - You. - Yeah. 195 00:07:16,518 --> 00:07:18,059 _ 196 00:07:22,845 --> 00:07:24,845 _ 197 00:07:29,765 --> 00:07:31,672 _ 198 00:07:32,430 --> 00:07:34,432 Ugh! 199 00:07:37,195 --> 00:07:38,662 Well, I'm sorry. 200 00:07:39,221 --> 00:07:40,958 _ 201 00:07:47,325 --> 00:07:48,691 No! 202 00:07:53,771 --> 00:07:55,042 Ally? 203 00:07:55,373 --> 00:07:57,353 Upstairs! 204 00:07:57,856 --> 00:07:59,903 Bridge, I need you! 205 00:08:02,279 --> 00:08:04,002 - Ally, what? - Bridgette! 206 00:08:04,102 --> 00:08:05,625 - Ahhh! - Shit. 207 00:08:05,662 --> 00:08:07,940 - Bridgette. - Jesus fucking Christ. 208 00:08:08,306 --> 00:08:10,972 Would you be so kind as to hand me that tape, please? 209 00:08:11,131 --> 00:08:13,691 Ally, what happened? 210 00:08:13,791 --> 00:08:14,963 You see how it's coming up and... 211 00:08:15,291 --> 00:08:17,095 Okay! Yep, I got it. 212 00:08:17,195 --> 00:08:18,998 - Let me just tape it down. - Does it look okay? 213 00:08:19,489 --> 00:08:21,059 - Don't touch it. - Okay. 214 00:08:21,159 --> 00:08:22,740 Just tape it down but don't touch it. 215 00:08:23,497 --> 00:08:24,864 - Okay. - Don't... so bad. 216 00:08:24,963 --> 00:08:26,584 - Ohh, God! - Ow, ow. 217 00:08:26,684 --> 00:08:28,346 - Oh, God. - Is that good? 218 00:08:28,446 --> 00:08:29,984 - Let's just put this down. - Okay. 219 00:08:30,047 --> 00:08:31,764 What happened? 220 00:08:31,906 --> 00:08:35,193 Well, Mr. Daddy took the kids on his business trip with him, 221 00:08:35,293 --> 00:08:37,392 so I had just tiny little window 222 00:08:37,417 --> 00:08:40,102 to get everything done. 223 00:08:40,178 --> 00:08:43,641 I got a tummy tuck and Fraxel PRP on my face. 224 00:08:43,741 --> 00:08:45,163 And then I got some fillers, 225 00:08:45,263 --> 00:08:48,345 and I got the ultrasound on my neck. 226 00:08:48,826 --> 00:08:50,768 - The fillers look good. - Does it look good? 227 00:08:50,868 --> 00:08:52,410 - Yeah. It's good. - Can you tell? 228 00:08:52,510 --> 00:08:54,372 I feel like I can still see my wrinkles. 229 00:08:54,649 --> 00:08:56,655 - Why did you do this? - What? 230 00:08:56,754 --> 00:08:59,297 Um, I mean, you're just such a beautiful woman. 231 00:08:59,397 --> 00:09:00,629 No, I'm not. 232 00:09:00,698 --> 00:09:04,153 I used to be, and now I don't look anything like that anymore. 233 00:09:04,402 --> 00:09:06,624 Have you seen pictures of me when I was younger? 234 00:09:06,724 --> 00:09:08,827 - Yes, on the wall. - Yeah. 235 00:09:08,927 --> 00:09:10,548 - And in the hallway. - Yeah. 236 00:09:10,648 --> 00:09:12,470 And in the kitchen and outside the kids' room and that one. 237 00:09:12,570 --> 00:09:15,313 Yeah, look at that one. I don't look like that anymore. 238 00:09:15,338 --> 00:09:18,161 That was our wedding in Rome before any kids. 239 00:09:18,336 --> 00:09:20,118 Look at the way he's looking at you. 240 00:09:20,143 --> 00:09:21,577 Exactly. That's my point. 241 00:09:22,390 --> 00:09:23,922 Okay, so is that all you need from me? 242 00:09:24,022 --> 00:09:25,403 I'm just gonna get going. 243 00:09:25,503 --> 00:09:26,764 No. Can you stay for dinner? 244 00:09:26,864 --> 00:09:28,486 Or maybe for the next couple days. 245 00:09:28,511 --> 00:09:30,055 We could have a girls' week. 246 00:09:30,101 --> 00:09:31,602 I would love to, but I actually have 247 00:09:31,703 --> 00:09:34,286 my WNBA tryouts, so I gotta go. 248 00:09:34,386 --> 00:09:37,106 What is W... Is that girls' NBA? 249 00:09:37,177 --> 00:09:38,297 Yeah. 250 00:09:38,390 --> 00:09:40,481 That's ridiculous, Bridgette. How tall are you? 251 00:09:40,645 --> 00:09:42,614 Oh, well, I'm 5'6", but if I make the... 252 00:09:42,714 --> 00:09:44,897 That sounds like a thing... I'm just... 253 00:09:44,997 --> 00:09:46,979 I can't even move. I can't do anything. 254 00:09:47,079 --> 00:09:48,500 What about Elsa or Ida? 255 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:50,102 Want me to call them? Where are they? 256 00:09:50,202 --> 00:09:52,740 Elsa's not even here. She's home with the "flu." 257 00:09:53,393 --> 00:09:55,227 And Ida is around, 258 00:09:55,327 --> 00:09:58,610 but that's not a friend like you are. 259 00:10:05,457 --> 00:10:06,795 Thank you. 260 00:10:14,386 --> 00:10:15,647 - Ow. - Oh, sorry. 261 00:10:15,747 --> 00:10:17,329 - I'm choking. Okay... - I'm sorry. 262 00:10:17,851 --> 00:10:20,092 Just I'm so alone, and it's really scary. 263 00:10:20,538 --> 00:10:23,334 Well, how 'bout I check on you after? 264 00:10:23,866 --> 00:10:25,497 - Oh, would you do that? - Yeah. 265 00:10:25,597 --> 00:10:26,618 What time? 266 00:10:26,718 --> 00:10:29,061 Uh, just, like, later. 267 00:10:29,161 --> 00:10:30,823 Like, ballpark time? 268 00:10:30,923 --> 00:10:32,985 Seven or eight or nine. How 'bout... 269 00:10:33,085 --> 00:10:34,814 Seven would be great. Promise? 270 00:10:35,641 --> 00:10:37,309 - Okay, I promise. - Oh, thank you. 271 00:10:37,409 --> 00:10:39,872 - Okay. - Tell me one thing honestly. 272 00:10:39,972 --> 00:10:41,295 How does it look? 273 00:10:42,599 --> 00:10:44,177 Just like the picture. 274 00:10:50,599 --> 00:10:51,775 Oh, take your time, bro. 275 00:10:51,775 --> 00:10:53,517 Yo, bro, man, just give me five minutes, bro. 276 00:10:53,542 --> 00:10:55,564 I haven't seen Natalie in mad long, bro. 277 00:10:55,910 --> 00:10:57,328 Natalie Andrews? 278 00:10:57,672 --> 00:10:59,974 You gonna drive all the way to Holyoke for a three? 279 00:10:59,979 --> 00:11:01,604 Yo, that's mad fucked up. 280 00:11:01,633 --> 00:11:02,934 Yo, she's a three, bro. 281 00:11:03,275 --> 00:11:04,496 Yeah, but she a super freak, 282 00:11:04,596 --> 00:11:06,098 so she gotta be a seven off that. 283 00:11:06,198 --> 00:11:07,743 She got a super big-ass head. 284 00:11:07,767 --> 00:11:09,452 But yo... 285 00:11:10,362 --> 00:11:11,810 you sure you want to see your moms? 286 00:11:11,810 --> 00:11:13,712 - What's that supposed to mean? - My fault, bro. 287 00:11:13,813 --> 00:11:15,755 I just know she's always messing with your head, dude. 288 00:11:15,855 --> 00:11:16,996 That's all, bro. 289 00:11:17,096 --> 00:11:19,158 No, she doesn't. I love my mom. 290 00:11:19,661 --> 00:11:20,985 She needs me, bro. 291 00:11:21,839 --> 00:11:23,546 Yeah! Now I'm ready. 292 00:11:24,202 --> 00:11:25,543 Looking good! 293 00:11:25,713 --> 00:11:26,895 You still ugly. 294 00:11:26,995 --> 00:11:28,417 Yo, you need a clove, yo. 295 00:11:28,876 --> 00:11:31,036 One of those leads to something else, man. 296 00:11:31,157 --> 00:11:32,659 You weak, man. You weak. 297 00:11:33,379 --> 00:11:34,781 That shirt is weak, 298 00:11:35,411 --> 00:11:37,624 you Rico Suave-looking motherfucker. 299 00:11:40,893 --> 00:11:42,536 Come on, you motherfucker. 300 00:12:19,498 --> 00:12:20,744 Excuse me. 301 00:12:22,183 --> 00:12:23,768 Hi, uh, Bridgette Bird for the tryouts. 302 00:12:23,949 --> 00:12:25,331 Can you sign this waiver 303 00:12:25,356 --> 00:12:26,687 and head down the hall to Bracket 1. 304 00:12:26,712 --> 00:12:29,501 Bracket 1. The top tier, huh? 305 00:12:29,688 --> 00:12:30,830 No, that's just the court number. 306 00:12:30,930 --> 00:12:32,053 You better hurry. 307 00:12:32,181 --> 00:12:33,312 Okay, thank you. 308 00:13:10,609 --> 00:13:11,876 Pass-and-go drill. 309 00:13:21,089 --> 00:13:22,681 You got this. 310 00:13:22,781 --> 00:13:24,783 All right! 311 00:13:28,279 --> 00:13:29,435 Hell yeah. 312 00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:31,167 Hell yeah. Nice finger roll. 313 00:13:31,443 --> 00:13:33,465 - Okay. - Jump shots. 314 00:13:33,565 --> 00:13:35,059 Jump shots, all right. 315 00:13:35,487 --> 00:13:37,028 Oh. Okay. 316 00:13:37,053 --> 00:13:38,099 Yeah. 317 00:13:42,894 --> 00:13:45,397 - Nice! - That's what I'm talking about. 318 00:13:45,422 --> 00:13:46,643 That's all right, that's all right. 319 00:13:46,668 --> 00:13:48,170 You'll get the next one. You ever heard of BEEF? 320 00:13:48,195 --> 00:13:49,152 Excuse me? 321 00:13:49,152 --> 00:13:50,453 Balance, Eyes, Elbow, Follow-Through. 322 00:13:50,552 --> 00:13:52,094 - No. - Oh, yeah, you should try it. 323 00:13:52,131 --> 00:13:53,214 Awesome. 324 00:13:54,405 --> 00:13:56,231 I don't like the dentist at all. 325 00:13:56,583 --> 00:13:58,285 I know a lot of people don't, you know? 326 00:13:58,385 --> 00:14:01,340 They have fear of the dentist. It's an actual phobia. 327 00:14:02,189 --> 00:14:04,251 I don't even know how many times you're supposed to floss 328 00:14:04,276 --> 00:14:06,083 or how many cavities I... 329 00:14:06,083 --> 00:14:09,227 I don't even know the last time I was in a dentist's office. 330 00:14:09,461 --> 00:14:10,863 Dr. Wong will be right in, okay? 331 00:14:10,888 --> 00:14:13,102 - Nice talking to you. - You too. 332 00:14:13,127 --> 00:14:14,828 - Okay. - Bye-bye. 333 00:14:14,893 --> 00:14:17,357 Bye-bye. Oh, God. 334 00:14:44,721 --> 00:14:45,736 Okay. 335 00:14:47,684 --> 00:14:49,378 Let's, um... 336 00:14:53,570 --> 00:14:54,746 How... 337 00:14:57,726 --> 00:14:59,110 I found you on Yelp. 338 00:14:59,820 --> 00:15:00,962 - You did? - Yeah. 339 00:15:01,247 --> 00:15:03,333 You have a lot of support there from people. 340 00:15:03,716 --> 00:15:05,353 Yeah, well, uh... 341 00:15:06,372 --> 00:15:08,314 - How are you? - I'm good. 342 00:15:08,414 --> 00:15:10,026 - Okay. - And how are you? 343 00:15:10,336 --> 00:15:12,022 - I'm great. - Yeah? 344 00:15:13,745 --> 00:15:16,888 I saw some photos in your... your office here. 345 00:15:16,913 --> 00:15:19,010 - Yeah. - Who-who-who is that? 346 00:15:19,110 --> 00:15:21,072 Well, that's... that's the missus. 347 00:15:21,473 --> 00:15:24,431 Twenty-five years. Three kids. 348 00:15:24,876 --> 00:15:26,793 - Hmm. - Five grandkids. 349 00:15:27,238 --> 00:15:28,415 Wow. 350 00:15:29,841 --> 00:15:30,881 You? 351 00:15:33,124 --> 00:15:34,089 Uh... 352 00:15:35,246 --> 00:15:36,966 - I'm divorced. - Oh. 353 00:15:38,132 --> 00:15:40,431 I'm with someone now who's real great and... 354 00:15:40,895 --> 00:15:41,971 Mm-hmm. 355 00:15:43,029 --> 00:15:46,172 I have two children, a son I never see 356 00:15:46,271 --> 00:15:48,694 and, uh, a daughter I see too much. 357 00:15:50,636 --> 00:15:51,873 She has the most... 358 00:15:53,238 --> 00:15:55,519 the most beautiful baby I've ever seen. 359 00:15:56,161 --> 00:15:57,805 You look the same. 360 00:16:00,085 --> 00:16:01,147 Really? 361 00:16:02,047 --> 00:16:03,641 - Really. - Oh. 362 00:16:17,262 --> 00:16:18,417 It's you. 363 00:16:19,304 --> 00:16:20,573 Yeah. 364 00:16:30,039 --> 00:16:32,262 - Oh, Edmond. - Yes. 365 00:16:32,287 --> 00:16:33,328 Edmond. 366 00:16:33,328 --> 00:16:35,230 What? What? 367 00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:36,832 Could you turn off the lights? 368 00:16:36,932 --> 00:16:38,033 - Right. - Yeah. 369 00:16:38,133 --> 00:16:39,434 Yeah, yeah. 370 00:16:39,534 --> 00:16:41,116 - Is that okay? - Yeah. 371 00:16:41,141 --> 00:16:42,503 Is that okay? 372 00:16:52,244 --> 00:16:53,937 Edmond... 373 00:16:54,323 --> 00:16:56,495 I'm sorry I'm so fat. 374 00:16:57,262 --> 00:16:59,369 No. 375 00:16:59,369 --> 00:17:00,964 Oh, Edmond. 376 00:17:05,281 --> 00:17:06,422 Let's go, D. 377 00:17:09,486 --> 00:17:10,873 Oh! 378 00:17:11,688 --> 00:17:13,230 Foul. That was a... 379 00:17:13,330 --> 00:17:14,863 that was a technical foul. 380 00:17:14,863 --> 00:17:16,645 Yeah. 381 00:17:17,409 --> 00:17:19,248 That's it, that's it! 382 00:17:20,171 --> 00:17:21,432 - Try that again. - Okay, I will. 383 00:17:21,532 --> 00:17:23,154 - All right, all right. - I'm gonna score on you. 384 00:17:23,207 --> 00:17:25,131 - Do it again. - Got some moves now. 385 00:17:25,985 --> 00:17:28,632 Ohh! 386 00:17:29,138 --> 00:17:31,201 - You just dunked. - Yeah, sure did. 387 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,052 That's what I'm talking about! 388 00:17:33,152 --> 00:17:35,050 - Can you dunk? - Mm. 389 00:17:35,595 --> 00:17:37,377 - Can you dunk? - Mm-hmm. 390 00:17:37,477 --> 00:17:39,859 Pass-and-go drill. Pass-and-go drill. 391 00:17:39,884 --> 00:17:40,999 Check up. 392 00:17:51,050 --> 00:17:52,801 Pick me up at six, all right? 393 00:17:53,177 --> 00:17:55,061 Tell me again. I keep forgetting. 394 00:17:55,441 --> 00:17:57,183 No, for real, dog. Like, actually six. 395 00:17:57,283 --> 00:17:58,284 Not Carlos six. 396 00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:06,477 [Speaking Spanish] _ 397 00:18:06,501 --> 00:18:08,289 _ 398 00:18:08,314 --> 00:18:10,171 _ 399 00:18:11,272 --> 00:18:12,937 _ 400 00:18:12,961 --> 00:18:14,961 _ 401 00:18:14,985 --> 00:18:18,055 _ 402 00:18:18,079 --> 00:18:20,907 _ 403 00:18:20,931 --> 00:18:22,931 _ 404 00:18:22,955 --> 00:18:25,834 _ 405 00:18:55,437 --> 00:18:57,437 _ 406 00:19:03,469 --> 00:19:04,651 Come on, come on. 407 00:19:05,164 --> 00:19:06,466 Come here. 408 00:19:13,303 --> 00:19:14,834 _ 409 00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:17,930 Hey, Quesito. Come here. 410 00:19:18,030 --> 00:19:20,813 You gotta take your pill. Come here, come here. 411 00:19:21,303 --> 00:19:22,855 You gotta take your medicine, buddy. 412 00:19:23,490 --> 00:19:25,975 Mama said you don't like it without peanut butter, huh? 413 00:19:28,001 --> 00:19:29,792 Mama said I got to give you this. 414 00:19:30,998 --> 00:19:32,935 And I'll let you in on a little secret. 415 00:19:35,602 --> 00:19:38,145 If you chew it up before you swallow it, it works best. 416 00:19:38,643 --> 00:19:39,674 What? 417 00:19:57,297 --> 00:19:59,211 Oh! Okay. I'm okay. 418 00:19:59,533 --> 00:20:00,876 Can I get a sub? 419 00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:02,582 Finish it up. Do it again. 420 00:20:03,357 --> 00:20:04,740 Am I bleeding? 421 00:20:04,765 --> 00:20:06,432 Yeah, there's a medic by the sign-in tables. 422 00:20:06,783 --> 00:20:09,160 Oh, it's okay. It's a bloody nose, it's fine. 423 00:20:09,237 --> 00:20:11,099 You know, I've seen what I need to see for the day. 424 00:20:11,199 --> 00:20:12,661 You should go get that nose checked out. 425 00:20:13,375 --> 00:20:14,423 What? 426 00:20:14,523 --> 00:20:16,545 I've seen what I need to see for today. 427 00:20:16,645 --> 00:20:18,747 - Get that nose checked out. - Oh, no, I'm not done. 428 00:20:18,847 --> 00:20:20,228 I'll get... I'll get right back in there. 429 00:20:20,253 --> 00:20:22,436 No, no, no, I got what I need, trust me. 430 00:20:22,611 --> 00:20:23,717 It's okay. 431 00:20:24,493 --> 00:20:26,234 Keep your head up, keep your head up. 432 00:20:26,798 --> 00:20:28,917 You keep your head up, and maybe you woulda seen 433 00:20:29,017 --> 00:20:30,319 how much skill I have. 434 00:20:30,419 --> 00:20:31,920 I saw what you could do, and that was enough. 435 00:20:32,020 --> 00:20:33,842 No, you haven't seen half of what I can do. 436 00:20:33,867 --> 00:20:35,729 I am very skilled. Look how fast... 437 00:20:35,904 --> 00:20:37,406 Look. Look how fast I am. 438 00:20:37,506 --> 00:20:39,568 Listen to me, stop. Stop, listen to me. 439 00:20:40,051 --> 00:20:41,410 It is over. 440 00:20:41,510 --> 00:20:43,812 You're not good enough to make the WNBA. 441 00:20:43,912 --> 00:20:45,253 - I'm sorry. - You don't know that. 442 00:20:45,353 --> 00:20:46,855 All right, I gotta get back to this. 443 00:20:46,955 --> 00:20:49,618 I was the best player at my high school. 444 00:20:49,912 --> 00:20:51,601 Must not have been a good high school. 445 00:20:58,747 --> 00:21:00,669 If my dad hadn't died... 446 00:21:05,545 --> 00:21:06,875 I mean, do you think we could have? 447 00:21:06,975 --> 00:21:10,231 I mean... it was such a hard time. 448 00:21:12,380 --> 00:21:14,433 It all worked out though, didn't it? 449 00:21:17,050 --> 00:21:18,599 Well, listen, Edmond. 450 00:21:18,827 --> 00:21:21,477 Next time, get me a bed. 451 00:21:21,897 --> 00:21:24,056 I'm too old to be doing it in a chair. 452 00:21:28,619 --> 00:21:29,767 Two halves. 453 00:21:30,009 --> 00:21:31,040 One... 454 00:22:16,848 --> 00:22:18,680 Rafi, what are you doing here? 455 00:22:19,544 --> 00:22:20,629 I fucked up. 456 00:22:20,896 --> 00:22:21,990 What? 457 00:22:22,090 --> 00:22:23,855 I fucked up. I need a confession. 458 00:22:23,855 --> 00:22:25,549 Okay, sit down. 459 00:22:28,123 --> 00:22:29,391 I was worried. You missed the meeting. 460 00:22:29,416 --> 00:22:30,837 What's going on, brother? 461 00:22:31,230 --> 00:22:32,532 A lot of shit, man. 462 00:22:32,632 --> 00:22:33,657 Yeah? 463 00:22:34,794 --> 00:22:36,335 I didn't get Bridge her lemons. 464 00:22:37,555 --> 00:22:40,439 I didn't help Nelson finish the dresser. 465 00:22:42,441 --> 00:22:44,463 My mom is back with fuckface Nick. 466 00:22:44,491 --> 00:22:46,242 Hey, hey, hey, man. Slow down. 467 00:22:46,726 --> 00:22:48,187 You know, I'm trying to do the right thing. 468 00:22:48,212 --> 00:22:49,534 I'm trying to live right. 469 00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:51,831 It's like I'm just a fucked-up person. 470 00:22:51,931 --> 00:22:53,232 No, hey, you are perfect. 471 00:22:53,257 --> 00:22:54,727 I'm just like my fucking father. 472 00:22:54,765 --> 00:22:56,804 - I'm fucking stupid! - You were made in God's image, 473 00:22:56,896 --> 00:22:58,838 and you are perfect, okay? 474 00:22:58,938 --> 00:23:00,798 And you are a good person. 475 00:23:02,261 --> 00:23:03,617 And you're loved. 476 00:23:06,946 --> 00:23:08,031 Really? 477 00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:10,871 You're beautiful. 478 00:23:13,557 --> 00:23:15,192 You really think I'm a good person? 479 00:23:34,458 --> 00:23:35,555 Okay. 480 00:24:11,255 --> 00:24:12,621 You okay, Colleen? 481 00:24:14,265 --> 00:24:15,616 I'm all right, Joe. 482 00:24:17,327 --> 00:24:18,651 Something's bugging you. 483 00:24:19,513 --> 00:24:20,657 Hey, Bridge. 484 00:24:20,726 --> 00:24:23,028 - Your loser daughter's home. - Hmm. 485 00:24:23,811 --> 00:24:27,235 My freakin' diabetes compression. 486 00:24:27,928 --> 00:24:29,790 Here are your keys. Where's Larry? 487 00:24:29,890 --> 00:24:32,036 - Upstairs sleeping. - Mm. 488 00:24:35,135 --> 00:24:36,291 What happened to you? 489 00:24:36,576 --> 00:24:38,064 - Life. - Hmm. 490 00:24:39,027 --> 00:24:40,439 You hungry? 491 00:24:41,421 --> 00:24:42,843 'Cause I could, like, not heat up 492 00:24:42,868 --> 00:24:44,654 that gazpacho for you, you know? 493 00:24:44,945 --> 00:24:46,446 I mean, it's nine o'clock. You haven't eaten all day. 494 00:24:46,546 --> 00:24:47,768 - Oh, shit. - What? 495 00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:49,747 I need to borrow your car again. 496 00:24:49,747 --> 00:24:51,959 - For what? - I gotta go to Ally's. 497 00:24:52,190 --> 00:24:54,345 - I told her I'd check on her. - Now? 498 00:24:54,908 --> 00:24:56,730 Yeah, now. 499 00:24:57,755 --> 00:24:58,897 Fuck. 500 00:24:58,997 --> 00:25:00,921 She's all alone kinda. 501 00:25:01,759 --> 00:25:04,802 I've been waiting here all alone all day to talk to you. 502 00:25:07,805 --> 00:25:09,050 I mean, for hours. 503 00:25:10,688 --> 00:25:12,359 - Well, you wanna come with me? - Yeah. 504 00:25:13,011 --> 00:25:14,318 - You're driving. - Okay. 505 00:25:17,735 --> 00:25:19,856 Edmond had his tattoo removed. 506 00:25:21,339 --> 00:25:22,480 He erased me, Bridge. 507 00:25:22,580 --> 00:25:23,922 - I'm sorry, Mom. - Hmm. 508 00:25:24,022 --> 00:25:25,240 That sucks. 509 00:25:25,241 --> 00:25:29,003 Yeah, well, I gave him a really shitty Yelp review. 510 00:25:30,027 --> 00:25:31,365 Yeah, you get 'em. 511 00:25:31,401 --> 00:25:32,913 I did. That's all I can do. 512 00:25:34,009 --> 00:25:35,550 You know, I worried for a long time 513 00:25:35,650 --> 00:25:37,632 that I was all done downtown, you know? 514 00:25:37,989 --> 00:25:39,764 It's like the Sahara Desert there, 515 00:25:40,807 --> 00:25:43,814 but apparently Cousin Gina is alive and well. 516 00:25:43,931 --> 00:25:45,055 It's working. 517 00:25:47,454 --> 00:25:49,236 Doing it in a dental chair is not what you thought... 518 00:25:49,336 --> 00:25:50,998 Okay, I'm not the person. 519 00:25:51,098 --> 00:25:52,963 Okay, that's all I'm saying. I'm done. Okay, I'm done. 520 00:25:54,571 --> 00:25:56,625 That idiot walking in the fucking street. 521 00:25:58,705 --> 00:26:00,172 They cut me today. 522 00:26:00,507 --> 00:26:01,540 Eh. 523 00:26:03,190 --> 00:26:04,852 I'm sorry, honey, you know? 524 00:26:04,952 --> 00:26:06,373 But at least you went and you tried, 525 00:26:06,473 --> 00:26:08,135 and that's... that's the point. 526 00:26:08,235 --> 00:26:09,496 - No. - Mm. 527 00:26:09,596 --> 00:26:11,733 - I sucked it up. - No, honey. 528 00:26:11,959 --> 00:26:13,136 Yeah. 529 00:26:15,117 --> 00:26:16,538 It was fucking delusional. 530 00:26:16,638 --> 00:26:17,979 Well, sweetheart, you have 531 00:26:18,079 --> 00:26:19,621 a really wonderful quality about you. 532 00:26:19,721 --> 00:26:21,583 Sometimes you can act like a little kid, 533 00:26:21,608 --> 00:26:23,590 and I gotta tell you, honey, it's sort of sweet. 534 00:26:23,615 --> 00:26:24,603 You do. 535 00:26:24,641 --> 00:26:26,055 I just... 536 00:26:28,182 --> 00:26:29,672 Just want a purpose. 537 00:26:30,224 --> 00:26:31,966 - You have a purpose. - What? 538 00:26:32,066 --> 00:26:33,607 Beautiful little Larry. 539 00:26:33,707 --> 00:26:35,890 - Yeah, I know I have Larry. - That's a purpose. 540 00:26:36,391 --> 00:26:37,603 That's not what I'm talking about. 541 00:26:37,603 --> 00:26:38,981 What are you talking about? 542 00:26:38,981 --> 00:26:41,909 Something... for me. 543 00:26:42,686 --> 00:26:43,787 You know? 544 00:26:43,887 --> 00:26:45,509 Yeah, I do know that, babe. 545 00:26:45,609 --> 00:26:47,889 And you know what? You'll figure it out. 546 00:26:48,695 --> 00:26:51,078 It makes me nauseous thinking about being your age, 547 00:26:51,178 --> 00:26:53,386 having not done anything with my life. 548 00:26:55,507 --> 00:26:57,524 You think I haven't done anything with my life? 549 00:26:57,624 --> 00:26:59,767 - It's different. - Why is it different for me? 550 00:26:59,792 --> 00:27:02,134 - You're fine doing that. - Doing what? 551 00:27:02,206 --> 00:27:05,132 Being all that, making recipes from The Chew. 552 00:27:05,232 --> 00:27:06,774 You're happy doing what you do. 553 00:27:06,799 --> 00:27:09,306 I wouldn't be happy doing what you do. 554 00:27:09,564 --> 00:27:11,106 That's why it would make me nauseous. 555 00:27:11,198 --> 00:27:13,180 You're making me sick right now 556 00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:15,222 hearing you talk to your mother that way. 557 00:27:15,322 --> 00:27:17,664 Yeah, just do me a favor, when we get there, no talking. 558 00:27:17,764 --> 00:27:19,221 - For real? - Yeah, you zip it up. 559 00:27:19,246 --> 00:27:20,484 All right, I'll zip it up. 560 00:27:21,331 --> 00:27:23,871 Hey, Ally. How you feeling? 561 00:27:23,971 --> 00:27:25,352 It's 9:15. 562 00:27:25,829 --> 00:27:27,394 My pus bag's overflowed. 563 00:27:27,494 --> 00:27:30,517 I'm so sorry, I had to pick my mom up on the way. 564 00:27:30,617 --> 00:27:32,639 - Oh, hi, Corrine. - Colleen. 565 00:27:32,664 --> 00:27:34,369 - Colleen. - Colleen! 566 00:27:34,822 --> 00:27:36,363 Come snuggle. 567 00:27:36,463 --> 00:27:38,085 You don't look as bad as Bridge said. 568 00:27:38,185 --> 00:27:40,487 She said you looked like you got hit by a bus. 569 00:27:40,817 --> 00:27:43,330 Well, you know, it's what we do for love. 570 00:27:43,841 --> 00:27:46,613 Hey, guys, I DVR'd Scandal. Will you watch it with me? 571 00:27:47,188 --> 00:27:49,256 "Shut it down." 572 00:27:49,356 --> 00:27:50,898 That's my Olivia Pope. 573 00:27:50,998 --> 00:27:52,259 "Shut it down now." 574 00:27:52,359 --> 00:27:53,500 Oh, that's a nice one too. 575 00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:55,142 - Mom. - "Shut it down now." 576 00:27:55,167 --> 00:27:57,589 - Ally. - "Shut it down now." 577 00:27:57,614 --> 00:27:59,666 Mom, we should probably get going. 578 00:27:59,766 --> 00:28:01,668 - She said cuddle. - Yeah, come cuddle. 579 00:28:01,768 --> 00:28:03,350 Come on, Bridge, let's slide down 580 00:28:03,450 --> 00:28:04,671 and watch Scandal together. 581 00:28:04,771 --> 00:28:06,233 And the sheets are so nice. 582 00:28:06,333 --> 00:28:08,195 Thank you. They're made out of bamboo. 583 00:28:08,504 --> 00:28:10,077 Look what I did for love there, Ally. 584 00:28:10,177 --> 00:28:12,199 - Can you see it? - I can't really move my head. 585 00:28:12,299 --> 00:28:14,161 I'm having some work done too, I think, right? 586 00:28:14,261 --> 00:28:16,083 - What is that? - It's a tattoo. It's a heart. 587 00:28:16,183 --> 00:28:18,766 Oh, I know somebody who could just zap it right off of you. 588 00:28:18,866 --> 00:28:20,607 - It would hurt, though. - Everything hurts. 589 00:28:20,707 --> 00:28:22,102 How much would it cost? 590 00:28:22,629 --> 00:28:24,471 A fucking fortune. 591 00:28:25,086 --> 00:28:26,613 Ma, you want to see something gross? 592 00:28:26,713 --> 00:28:28,055 - No, not really. - Which thing? 593 00:28:28,155 --> 00:28:29,496 Can I just show the belly? 594 00:28:29,596 --> 00:28:31,098 She's got two holes in her stomach. 595 00:28:31,198 --> 00:28:33,580 Be very gentle. It's very hurting. 596 00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:36,023 - Okay, I'll be very gentle. - It's very hurting. 597 00:28:36,123 --> 00:28:38,345 - What are you show... - Ohh, don't touch it! 598 00:28:38,445 --> 00:28:39,947 - Oh, God, Bridgette. - Don't touch it! 599 00:28:40,047 --> 00:28:41,949 Don't... oh, please. That is so wrong. 600 00:28:42,049 --> 00:28:43,871 - Bridgette! Bridgette! - It's so wrong! 601 00:28:43,916 --> 00:28:45,057 - You... - Shh, it's starting. 602 00:28:45,082 --> 00:28:46,243 Oh, here it goes. 603 00:29:08,675 --> 00:29:10,297 Shh-shh-shh. 604 00:29:18,405 --> 00:29:20,811 - Rafi? - Yeah. 605 00:29:22,129 --> 00:29:23,909 I used the spare key. 606 00:29:26,116 --> 00:29:28,023 Sorry I didn't get you lemons. 607 00:29:29,340 --> 00:29:30,932 It's okay. It wouldn't have helped. 608 00:29:33,594 --> 00:29:35,952 - You're so warm. - Shh. Just go to sleep. 609 00:29:38,379 --> 00:29:42,160 Hang on, what... Is this a fucking puppy? 610 00:29:42,803 --> 00:29:44,403 Yeah. 611 00:29:45,246 --> 00:29:47,002 Oh, my God. 612 00:29:47,568 --> 00:29:49,560 - Don't wake up Larry. - Okay. 613 00:29:50,084 --> 00:29:51,278 The fuck did you do? 42457

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