All language subtitles for Pros.And.Cons.S01E04_English

Is it working?

What did the blonde say
when she got on the bus?

-What if he sees through me?
-Honey, listen.

In a week's time,
we'll have 3.5 million kroner.

Then it's back to school intranet,
packed lunches...

Go get 'em, okay?

-We'd better get some sleep.
-I haven't had a bath.

-Did you make the kids' lunches?
-I was gonna do it tomorrow.

-Not enough time. I'll do it.
-No, I'll do it now.

I'm sorry, Erik...

So what did the blonde say?

-Come on. Tell me.
-"Ouch!"

-Did you cut yourself?
-No. That's the punch line.

The blonde walked into the bus.

What a lousy joke.

Nina? You're not here yet, I see.

No, sorry.

I woke up with a headache.
Actually, more like a migraine.

And a stomachache.

You asked for two weeks off
and I said no.

You come in late. You go out
to lunch, and now you call in sick.

And I'm really sorry.

It's just...

-Are you lying to me?
-No, no.

Of course I'm not lying to you,
Berthelin. I wouldn't dream of it.

If you want to save your family,
fine.

But... please don't let us down.
We need you at work.

Sure.

I'm sorry, Berthelin.

Maybe I've just
had a run of bad luck.

Mads is leaving.

Berthelin, I promise to come in
later, and I'll check my email...

Hey!

We have to get going. Come on.

-Any sign of him?
-I'll tell you.

Let me turn on your sound.
Turn around.

-Morell parked at the waterfront.
-Alone?

There's no one else in the car.
Wait for him to enter.

-No, I don't need that.
-Stop it.

Could you leave your
matrimonial issues at home?

Okay. You're ready. Say something.

My name is Birgitta Engdahl.

I work for the UN High Commissioner
for Refugees.

-Can you hear me?
-Yes, clearly.

Okay?

-Let's go.
-Yes.

One million Euro. And you want it
in cash. Don't push him too hard.

I can't concentrate with you talking.

Just stick to the script.

I see him.

Okay.

Here we go.

Such a majestic beast, the shark.
Don't you agree?

It can smell blood miles away.

Birgitta Engdahl?

It's got 300 teeth.

Every time it tears into its prey,
it loses one.

What the hell is she up to?

She's quoting a shark show we used
to watch when Kaj was little.

I didn't come to discuss fish.

Then why did you come?

InvoPharma's contract.

How much do you want for it?

How much did the others offer you?
I'll pay more.

You seem... a little nervous, Mads.

Just name your price.

Two million Euro. Then I'll make sure
that InvoPharma gets the contract.

-Did she say two million?
-Good grief!

Do you think I can extract
two million from my company?

In cash.

Bring it to the UN City on Friday
when we sign.

And then you'll get your contract.

Nina?

What's his response? Nina!

She leaned too hard on him.
Bloody hell, Nina!

It's me.

Well? What happened?

Two million Euro.

-That wasn't what we agreed.
-No, it wasn't.

And if you don't want your share of
the extra million, I won't force you.

If he said no, you'd have jeopardized
the whole operation. You know?

You're a measly finance manager
from the suburbs.

From now on you stick to my plan.

Two million. Then I'll make sure
that InvoPharma gets the contract.

She just can't handle
that I'm better than her.

I don't blame her
for being pissed off.

-When you do things like that.
-She wants to be in total control.

Yes. Does that sound familiar?

She just tears into me,
and what do you do?

-Thanks for your support.
-What do you want me to do?

I'm caught between
a rock and a hard place.

I thought you were amazing today.

"The shark has 300 teeth."
You just make it up on the spot.

You're good at that kind of thing.
She isn't.

And now Mads Morell is going
to give us two million Euro.

-Hey! Did you hear that?
-What?

Nina, what?

Do you hear any children?

-Children? No.
-No.

I thought you had to go to work.

I'm off.

You want to take up ice hockey now?

Yes, curling's for homos.

-Says who?
-Lucas.

Sweetie, look at me.

That is offensive to homos
and to curling.

If Lucas says that, he's too stupid
to know what he's talking about.

But Mom says
I can take up ice hockey.

Well, Mom is...
pretty confused at the moment.

-Hey, father in-law.
-Hey, Patrick.

Hi, Kaj. Cool shades.

-She's in her room.
-Sure. Thanks.

Who the hell's that?

Some hot brunette he met on Tinder,
I guess.

Do you think
she's hotter than my mom?

-You're into brunettes or what?
-Don't say that.

I'd never say anything to hurt you.

Come here.

You're my princess.

It'll be okay.

-Did you try it?
-No, I'm doing it now.

See if it needs more salt,
pepper or even sugar.

Dad, lend me your phone.
I want to surf porn.

I lost mine and want to call it.

-Doesn't Patrick have one?
-I forgot mine at work.

-Oh well...
-Yes.

What do you think?

-Maybe some more salt.
-Then put some more salt on.

-You smell of smoke.
-No, it's me.

I smoke like a chimney now,
but I'm gonna quit. Nasty habit.

-Is it better now?
-You have to test.

Hello!

Where are you?

-What are you up to with my dad?
-You've got it all wrong.

-Hi, Esther.
-How do you know who I am?

It's not as you think.

Not at all.

-Aren't you on Tinder?
-No, we are old friends.

I knew your parents way back.

-From where?
-How about a coffee?

I'm sorry,
but it's amazing to see you.

Your mom was pregnant the last time
I saw her. You were in her belly.

Haven't you seen each other
since then? Why not?

Well, your mom and dad wanted
to lead a different life.

Different than what?

-How is your mom?
-I don't know.

They seem to be going through
a midlife crisis.

-Better not tell them we've met.
-Why?

Well, your mom might be afraid
that I'd teach you some bad habits.

Like what?

Great! Tempo!

No!

Go back around!

-Hi.
-Hi.

I'm Kaj's mother. The new one.

The curler? He's not quite there yet.

Can I ask a huge favor of you?

Kaj is "highly sensitive".

Ever heard of that?

He's more sensitive than most.

So if you could just tell him

that he did really good. That you're
happy to get him on board.

Right.

Treat the team to ice cream.

Good to see you.

How was the meeting
with the UN woman?

I have something to show you.

Okay. So, did you make
a home video with Kirstine?

Two million Euro.

Then I'll make sure
that InvoPharma gets the contract.

Do you think I can extract
two million Euro from my company?

I recorded the whole thing.

Okay. Shit, man.

Aren't you gonna pay, then? Or what?

I'm gonna go all the way. After our
workout, I'm going to my dad.

I'll show him this
and call the lawyers, the police,

the press, the whole thing.

I won't take any crap. Let's go.

Hang on...

I forgot I have an appointment.
I'll just write and say I'm delayed.

Coming.

My husband just wrote
that the au pair doesn't have a key.

Nice to meet you, Esther.

Fuck!

-Want to grab a beer?
-No, I have to go.

-Hi, Pia.
-Fly into a panic.

-Yes.
-Tell him I want to talk to him.

I'll put him on.
She wants to talk to you.

-What's going on?
-What have you done?

-You told Birgitta Engdahl about me?
-No.

She knows we've talked.
What have you done?

-They're coming after me now!
-What?

Hey, Pia?

She hung up.

-What's up?
-She was upset.

She said they knew I'd talked to
Birgitta Engdahl. Who is she with?

She's not answering.

-I'm calling the police.
-No, we'll go there.

-Bang your head into the table!
-Why do I have to do this?

Otherwise it won't look right.
Go on.

Go on!

Any blood? You have to draw blood.

Are you okay?

That's better.

Anyone here?

-What the fuck happened?
-Pia...

Christ, she's tied up.

Come here.

Are you okay, honey?

Calm down.

What happened?

What did you do?

-What?
-What did you do?

He filmed Birgitta
demanding money from him.

But that's completely insane.
What for?

-Birgitta did this?
-They know everything.

Pia, how...?

-Pia, what now?
-I don't know.

Listen to me. Calm down.

If you need anything, if anything
happens, call me, okay?

I'll help you.

You don't know
who you're up against.

You'd better not use that video. And
pray they won't come after you, too.

-Hi, Kaj.
-Hi.

Where's Mom? She left me.

Mom and Dad are so full of crap, Kaj.

-Are you smoking cigarettes?
-No. Okay?

Okay.

Let me take that.

I'd better come clean with my dad.

-He'll have to take care...
-Stop being so naive!

You don't mess with people
who do stuff like this.

I'm sorry they took it out on her.

Your only option now is to pay up
and keep your mouth shut.

Fuck!

How do they know all about it?

Now what?

-Where are we going?
-We're stopping by my office.

That went fine.
It was very convincing.

Yes... You were both good.

-Mads, I have a dinner date...
-It's right here.

Sit down, Frank.

How did they know about my video?

Mads, how the fuck should I know?

I only told it to one person.

Frank...

Erik is in trouble.

What? What's up?

We're upset. You're being paranoid.

It's not paranoia if I'm right.
Did you lie to me?

-Why would I lie?
-I don't know.

That's what I want to know!

-Do I intervene?
-Wait.

Mads, I don't know...

-How did they know about the video?
-I don't know.

-I can't breathe!
-We wait.

Tell me what the fuck is going on!
Now!

What's he doing?

Let go.

Your office is being monitored.
What the fuck is this?

-What is this?
-Sorry, Frank.

I'm sorry I doubted you.

What am I gonna do?

Fuck, I've ruined everything!

What do I tell my dad?

Good evening, Mr. Morell.

It's Birgitta Engdahl.

Listen to me, Birgitta Engdahl.
My name is Frank Zeller.

And I'm very upset about
what you did to Pia.

Well, people shouldn't talk so much.

Mads... You have something I want,
and I have something you want.

This is what we're going to do.
Get rid of the video.

He'll erase the video.
That's a promise.

And get two million Euro by Friday.

And the contract is yours.

Yes.

Mads, I didn't quite get that.

Thank you.

Holy crap!

Only Erik can save the day like that.

Hey, you're good, too.

Thank you.

Bloody hell, that was close!

-Can we talk?
-What now?

-This has gone too far.
-We did it.

This has gone too far.

I know, but he erased the video.

Nina, this is what we're good at.

You can gamble with her
on your own.

-Nina, what do you mean?
-She doesn't care. She's cold as ice.

If we get busted, we'll lose the
kids, the house, my job, everything.

She won't lose anything, because she
doesn't have anything. No life.

I get it, Erik.

She wants to go back to before I
joined. She wants you all to herself.

And she loved to have me hiding
in the closet and watching.

-In the closet?
-I saw you two.

-Look, it was necessary.
-Yes, excellent, Very convincing.

Oh come on! I just got beaten up!

He came this close to exposing us!

But I saved us
at the very last moment.

Nina, we've got him.
He's gonna get the money. Nina!

Where were you?

You just left.

I'm very, very sorry.

I forgot I had to go to work.

-How was ice hockey?
-Very bad.

-Didn't the coach say you were good?
-How do you know?

Well, he told me.

He said he was gonna tell you
he thought you were really good.

I guess he forgot.

Hi, Christian.

I'm trying to get a handle on
what Willadsen's been up to, so...

I need to access his email account.

-His email account?
-Yes.

-Now, please.
-Yes.

And you understand and accept
that it should be paid in cash?

Denmark.

Good.

Yes, I'll collect it.

Thank you. Bye.

-Hi, Dad.
-You're working late? Good.

Yes, everything's fine.

Did you iron out the final wrinkles
in the contract?

Yes, it was nothing, really.
No problem.

-Alright, then.
-Yes.

-Have a nice evening.
-You too. Say hi at home.

One, two, three. I won!

-Take a chance card first.
-No.

Kaj, sometimes you lose, okay?

-You have to.
-Hand me the rules.

Hi, Mads.

No, I'm at the races.

Just checking up on my horses.
There's an issue with a jockey...

Yes? Sure.

Mads wants to meet.

-Why?
-I don't know.

Hey. Can I say hi to the horse?

What's its name?

My, my. Thanks for letting me say hi
to him. It was fun. Hey!

It was fun. Hey!

I want Lucky Dazzle
home from Spain!

Rigoletto just isn't
ready to race yet.

What's up, buddy?

-That's yours?
-Yes.

Those two, but I'm selling him. He
only won once this year. What's up?

I couldn't just extract two million.

So you haven't got the money?

I had to cover my tracks.

Frank, what the hell have I gotten
myself into?

Our employee.

The one you saw with that old client
of yours. The guy we fired?

Sure.

I pinned it on him.

Made it look like
he approved some Dutch project.

Okay.

Wow, that's a lot. Close it.

Yes...

-So I've robbed my dad's company.
-You haven't robbed it.

You've seen to that your company will
bring in 100 times more than this.

-What's next?
-I'm going home.

-Where's your car?
-I took a cab out here.

-I'll give you a lift home.
-You don't need to.

Get in. Where do you live?

Thanks for the lift.

I'd ask you up,
but I'm expecting someone.

Frank.

What?

If that money's found at my place...
If my dad finds out...

Will you hold onto it for me?

It's 15 million, Mads.
You don't even know me.

Are you sure about this?

-You don't know a thing about me.
-You're the only one I trust.

I'm meeting Birgitta Engdahl
in two days to hand it over.

I want you with me.

I feel like I've killed someone.

-I can't drive around with it...
-Mads!

I'll take it. I'll handle it.

-Crazy heavy!
-Take good care of it.

-I'll pick you up here.
-Yes.

Why aren't I good at anything?

-You're pretty good at being Kaj.
-I'd rather be Lucas.

Why?

Lucas is Pelle's friend
and good at ice hockey.

So you want to be Lucas?

Okay, Lucas.

I'm going to tell you something,
but you can't tell anyone at school.

You know they invented football to
give all the morons something to do?

But some morons
couldn't even play football.

So what were they gonna do?

Then they invented ice hockey.
For all the really stupid morons.

I'd rather go back to curling.

What are you doing?

Open it.

There's two million Euro there.

What did you do, Erik?

Mads asked Zeller to hold onto it.
He was afraid to take it home.

Wake the kids.
Let's go to the airport.

No, Mads has to give us that money
for real.

If we take it, we'll have Mads
and InvoPharma on our tails.

We'll have to get new identities
and start all over.

Besides, I...

I feel bad for Mads.

I think he should get his contract
and bring it home.

Look at this.

Does Jacqueline know we've got it?

No.

-She doesn't?
-No.

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