All language subtitles for Pros.And.Cons.S01E01_English

One of you tricked me.

You took my horse
and took my money.

Listen, Juan.
This is a big misunderstanding.

-This is not what it looks like.
-What are you doing?

-You owe me two million dollars!
-Okay, listen!

I am not a vet.

Make them say what they know
or I won't get any money.

Simone, don't say anything.

Where is the money?

-Simone, stop!
-I love you.

Get back!
And you, you let him go!

Simone, stop. Don't shoot.

We'll get you your money
and your horse back.

Stay away from me!
Get back!

-Stay away from me!
-Do not shoot, Simone!

Do not shoot!

-I've got him.
-No!

No.

No, no. No.

What the hell is going on here?

Juan, we're leaving.

I've got you.

Juan, come on!

Holy shit, you were good!

Ten, eleven, twelve. There you go.

-Simone.
-No, not for Simone.

I am pregnant.

Congrats!

Think about what we can do with
a real baby. It's the perfect cover.

Jacqueline, our child shall not
grow up like that.

-You guys stop.
-We're going to live a real life.

Good luck!

It is expensive
to have a loan in the bank.

Banks have raised their fees
in spite of last year's profits

of a whopping 49.3 billion kroner.

Banks blame the financial crisis...

It's not dry. There's foam.

The Consumer Council is
blasting the banks...

-You don't dry them properly.
-You add too much foam.

-Just dry it off.
-You use too much dish soap.

-Because you bought the cheap one.
-I try to save.

I'm fed up with saving,
and with the dishwasher not working.

We fight about dish soap.

-Is that possible?
-Oh yes.

About how much to add
and how much it foams.

And who is to blame for the foam.

-What are you doing?
-What?

What are you doing about Erik?
You must do something.

No, I'm sorry. We can't help you.

We bought insurance. You said

even if we damaged the machine
ourselves

the technical insurance
would cover it.

True, but with the proviso that you
must install a drip tray underneath.

-A drip tray?
-Yes.

-We do carry them actually.
-I'm sorry, but ...

That's not okay.

It's stated clearly
that you need a drip tray underneath.

You admit you haven't done that.

So you enticed my wife to buy this
for 1,200 kroner to no avail?

We don't entice.
We do inform about the drip tray.

-Or else...
-No, okay.

I'm sorry.

-Twelve hundred on top.
-Yeah, that sucks.

All I can say is,
next time, buy a drip tray.

-Anything else?
-Nope.

Have a nice day!

-A drip tray?
-Yeah, apparently.

And you accepted that?
I bought insurance.

Yes, but it said
there must be a drip tray.

I should have gone myself.

-What would that accomplish?
-Esther, dinner is ready.

We just have to buy a new one.

As long as you're out of work
we can't just buy a new one.

I have an interview tomorrow.
As a chef at Café Bastard.

Kaj, turn it off. We're about to eat.

-Esther, dinner is served.
-Thanks for the support.

-What do you want me to say?
-What would be appropriate?

-What is it?
-We're about to eat.

Please come the first time I call.
Lay the table.

"You're a gifted chef, darling."

Erik, if you get that job

three months later, it won't be
exciting enough, or it's not you.

You've had 17 jobs
in 17 years.

You've spilled something
on your stomach.

-Eat, Kaj.
-Kaj, you must eat.

-May I play afterwards?
-Half an hour if you eat.

Then I'll only eat half of it.

-It's Daddy's osso buco.
-All children's favorite food.

I need a computer for my assignment.

-What's wrong with yours?
-It won't start.

I want a new iPad. A real one.

We all want a lot of stuff.

I want a computer and an iPad.
We want a dishwasher.

-Daddy would like a job.
-Right now I want the vegetables.

-Esther, pass the veggies, please.
-Can't you reach yourself?

How was your day, Esther?

-Why do you ask?
-I want some insight into your life.

-Because we are a family.
-Are we?

-Esther...
-Okay, five questions.

Did I see you on a scooter
with no helmet. Who was that with?

Gus. Four to go.

-Is Gus your boyfriend?
-My boyfriend hasn't got a scooter.

-Three to go.
-What does he drive?

A pickup. His name is Patrick.

Why do you pretend
we don't matter to you?

-I don't pretend.
-I'm done.

-Why don't you ride your bike?
-It has a flat again.

-Then patch it.
-Isn't that a father's job?

A father's job is to raise his kids
as responsible people

who can join society
and make decisions...

-So...
-Just leave her alone.

-He is 23.
-Isn't Esther just 17?

"Works as...

wherever this crazy world takes me."

-Nina?
-Hi, Berthelin.

I need your presentation
for the business dinner tonight.

Is that possible?

Yes, if Niels sends his numbers
within the hour.

I want to take something else too.
You. Can you?

-Yes, with pleasure.
-It might be late.

-That's okay.
-Okay.

-"You."
-What?

-"It might be late."
-Stop it.

-Are you Erik?
-Yes, I am.

Welcome. We can sit over there.

Well, Erik, you're a bit older
than the rest of our staff.

-You have two children?
-Yes.

Does that interfere
with night shifts and weekends?

Not at all.
They'll have to do without Daddy.

-Two years at Restaurant Apostrof.
-In Nyborg, yes.

I noticed that you've been at
A Tavola con lo Chef in Rome.

-Si.
-Si.

Did you work with Silvio?

I'm sorry, I didn't learn Italian
when I was there.

Did you work with Silvio?

-We were friends.
-I came after him.

But he's still there.

I came after...
before, but after him.

What are you trying to say?

It's a lie.
Because I really want this job.

I can do everything on the menu.

Erik...

Listen...

Can you tell me
why I should choose you?

No.

What? No.

No. You know what?
At least you're honest.

Fine. Thank you.
You'll hear from us.

Thank you.

Can I ask you a question?
I'm going to this cinema...

There's a film at two o'clock.

Can I drive around the building?
I'm parked behind here.

-Yes, you can.
-Thank you. Sorry for interrupting.

-Where are you parked?
-Here.

-Did he see you?
-No.

That one?

-Didn't you hear me knocking?
-This crap...

Dad will get a job now.
Then you'll get a new computer.

Just say it, Mom. You want me
to tell you about my new boyfriend.

You want to know who he is
and how old he is.

-You know that from my Facebook.
-I'd just like to meet him.

Why don't you
invite him over for dinner?

-I will.
-Yes.

-Anything else?
-Yes. No, that was all.

He was watching you. There was
a police car outside. A van.

Okay. Thank you, Christian.

You're welcome. I'm Erik now.

-Erik?
-Yes.

Okay.

It's good to see you.

-You are looking good, "Erik".
-Thank you.

That was a surprise. Holy shit.

What are you guys doing? You ran.

We have a very different life now.

Nina is working.

-Aren't you with Simone?
-Yes, she's Nina now.

-What was it?
-A girl. Esther.

We also have a boy. His name is Kaj.

We have bought a house.

-A house?
-Yes, in Friheden.

Oh boy.

-What are you doing?
-You're rather curious.

No, I'm just asking.

-What happened at the restaurant?
-You had an interview, didn't you?

I wanted to see
if you were still sharp.

-What's happening, Jacqueline?
-I need you both.

I'm running a scheme against
InvoPharma. You know them?

They are profiteering off medicine
to third world countries.

They are being sold off
to an investment fund. We claim...

I'll stop you there.
We are not doing anything.

-It's a million euros.
-We're a family, Jacqueline.

A million euros for your family.

We're done with that. Period.

-Yes...
-Say hi to Simone, okay?

-How was the interview.
-It went well.

-They will choose someone else.
-Too bad.

-Did you throw it in there?
-Where else?

-Do we have a place for poop?
-That's disgusting.

I'm off.

Nina? I need to talk to you.

-I must...
-Can I talk to you, please.

Please sit down.

Okay.

What is it?

I want to give my kids
everything they dream of.

I want to take this family traveling.

Soon, our interest-only period ends,
and then we can't afford anything.

Nina, there is a way to get
everything we're dreaming of.

You're not saying what you're saying.

I want our family to be happy again.
I want to...

lift us out of all this.
We were funny and good back then.

There are two good reasons
why we have behaved for 17 years.

-I don't want that again.
-It was a life in paranoia.

-Are you willing to risk prison?
-What do you call this?

What were you thinking?
Look at you, you're not capable.

Never ever again, Erik.

I'm going jogging.

I won't be back later.
I'm going to La Pipo with customers.

It's cultural property.

It is national heritage,
so your car park...

Hello! Do you have
a freezer bag or a plastic bag?

Fine. I'll talk to an adult.

Kim, come here!

-What's going on?
-Tell him to call me.

-What are you doing?
-I found something at the excavation.

Yes, at Roskildevej.

If it is what I think it is,
then we need to dig all over again.

-Oh shit. Do you have a charger?
-What?

-Do you have a charger?
-What is this all about?

-Cultural property?
-Yes.

If that is several thousand years old
it's called national heritage.

Or if it's a sacred graveyard,
then they'll dig up your car park.

It sucks. That will postpone
the district heating in the South.

I don't need any digging.

-Where should my customers park?
-I have no idea.

Do you think I like it?
Everything will be postponed.

The National Museum could come
with white tents and brooms.

It would be easier for you and me
if this was just muck.

-Is that your boss? Kaj?
-Yes, that's my boss.

-Shit. Give it to me.
-Just a moment.

You said it yourself.
This could be food waste.

That would be easier,
but I have to be honest.

Wait a minute.

That's what we do. You say,
"It was just food waste."

I can't. The fines are huge.

Do you need a flat screen?
The new Sony? OLED.

-Why?
-It's a small lie.

-I wish I could help you.
-What do you want?

I don't need any digging.
Tell me, what do you want?

Well done!

-I won't be home for dinner.
-Me too. Where are you going?

-I'm meeting a customer.
-I'm going out with Patrick.

Enjoy. Dad will be home later.

-That was fast.
-Hi, Jacqueline.

How can I help you?

I'm in. When do we start?

I have started.
Let's meet tomorrow.

One more thing,
it's just you and me.

-Hello?
-No, we need Nina.

-She can't participate.
-She must. I'll persuade her.

Nina is unavailable.
It will just be you and me.

-No, I'll come up with something.
-Stop it... Jacqueline?

Hi.

They're not here yet.
I thought I was late.

Anything we need to clear
before they arrive?

I'm sure you're on top of it.

Okay.

-You're looking good.
-Say that again.

-You look good.
-Thank you.

-Welcome.
-Thank you.

-Do you want an aperitif?
-Shouldn't we wait a bit?

-No. Let's have a drink.
-Okay.

We have a new Chablis.
Full body, on a Chardonnay grape.

Grown in a clay and lime soil which
adds notes of vanilla and acid.

That sounds nice.
We'll take a bottle.

I love clay and lime.

And I'm crazy about notes of vanilla.

-Seriously?
-Yes.

-Thank you, Dad.
-You're welcome, dear.

-Did you get that job?
-No, I got one job.

Don't show it to Mom.
I want to surprise her myself.

What?

Give me your specs.

-How long has it been itching?
-A long time.

We'll do it later.
I need to install the dishwasher.

You can play with the iPad.

If I drink any more
on an empty stomach, I'll get tipsy.

It's incredible
that they don't give us a buzz.

Let me just call them.
See if something has happened.

Nina... Nina?

They're not coming.

It's just you and me.

Did they cancel?

I didn't know how to invite you out.
Just you and me.

Berthelin, that thing
at the summer party...

That thing...
I've made an effort to park it.

Are you ready to order?

I know it's a mess.

I apologize. Feel free to leave
if it's totally crazy.

The fish looks delicious.

And that clay and lime is
still interesting.

I think we need another bottle.

-So do I.
-Thank you.

Esther, did Mom say
when she'd be home?

Esther?

-Hi.
-I just wanted to say hello. Patrick.

-Hello.
-Nice to meet you, Dad.

You live close to the trainline.
I guess nobody here is late.

And that's your brother?

Are you gaming?
I have gamed a lot.

Did Mom say when she'd be back?

I can't believe you can't see it.

-We're off.
-It was nice meeting you.

Hi.

Hi.

May I help you?

-Is this your place?
-No.

Søren Thomsen, police intelligence.
Do you realize what's going on here?

Okay, can we talk undisturbed here?

Are you sure
you don't know anything?

You have CCTV
in the restaurant, right?

I need access
to your monitor right away.

Two criminals are channeling
billions out of our country.

-Is your boss here?
-No.

I presume he doesn't want
financial crime in his restaurant.

Is that correct? Fine.
Do you have a corkscrew?

Does it have a knife? Hang on.

Ops One to Alpha One. We'll have
eyes on the objects shortly.

-May I see your knife?
-It's small.

-Does that guy work here?
-Yes.

Are you sure?
Where was your monitor again?

-Is it them?
-No.

Yes. It's her.

Those two?

They've been here for two hours
sipping Chablis. They're on a date.

Just turn it off.

That's why I'm driven.

-Are you?
-Yes, I am.

Yes, you are.

Thank you.

I'll not disturb your meeting.
I have a question for my wife.

Kaj has got lice again.
Where's the shampoo?

It's not contagious
unless you have rubbed your hair.

-Don't, Erik.
-I think I'll leave.

He said it was a sales meeting.

-How long has it been going on?
-Can we do this at home?

In front of Kaj? You prefer that?

Have you shagged him?

The dessert is buttermilk panna cotta
with roasted white chocolate

crunchy buckthorn granita
and an apple sorbet.

Enjoy.

He said it was a client meeting.
It was him.

-Erik...
-We're going home to Kaj.

Where is the dice?

Your parents may protect you,
but that's not how life works.

You look like your father.

Hi, Kaj.

There you are.

Kaj, come here. Bedtime.

You've gone all-in here, right?
Holy shit.

Erik and Nina Jørgensen?

What were you thinking,
showing up here?

-I'll get her in.
-I'm not in. We're not in.

-I'll fix it.
-She doesn't know we met.

Isn't he cute? Kaj.

Erik, please turn off the water.

How did you find us?

I'm sorry, it must be weird
that I come barging in like this.

To what do we owe the honor?
What do you want?

I want you guys in again.

-That's not going to happen.
-What we had was unique.

-I'm about to set up...
-I'll stop you there.

We retired 17 years ago
for two reasons.

There's one million euros in it.
We split fifty-fifty.

We're done with that.
It's not going to happen.

I want you to know something.

I was in prison... three years.

A lot of people ask what happened
to Christian and Simone.

I don't say anything. Obviously.

Jacqueline, we live
a completely different life now.

Yes, a life you couldn't live
if I had said something.

I just got out.

I have nothing.

I am really sorry.

I am. But we are done with that.

Wow, she's beautiful. Esther.

I'll see you tomorrow nine o'clock.
183 Refshalevej.

What do we do?

With Jacqueline or with us?

I don't know where you stand.
What do you want for us?

Nothing happened, Erik.

-You held hands.
-He...

-He took my hand.
-Fine.

Regarding Jacqueline,
I think we owe her.

It's one job.
And it's a lot of money.

I just went out there
and let them have it.

"You can shit in your drip tray and
wipe your arse in the insurance."

Then they gave me that one.

I'll sleep on the sofa.

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