All language subtitles for Pros And Cons s02e01_English

There is a place deep in the jungle.

We call it Xuaxactancho.

Our forefathers believed it was the
nest of a giant eagle with two heads.

One head looks into your future.
The other head looks into your past.

I'd be very honored if you'd
show me the way to this place.

No white man has been
to this nest before.

My grandfather is the only person
who knows how to get there.

Your heart is pure, my friend.

The two-headed eagle
will welcome you.

And your girlfriend, of course.

Thank you so much, Amanu.
It's a very special moment for us.

Nice.
She's a very lucky girl.

Yes, and I'm a very lucky guy.

-I hope she'll say yes.
-Of course. Why not?

-I brought batteries for the camera.
-Great.

-Patrick, tell me where we're going.
-No.

It'd be easier to pack
if I knew where we were going.

Yes, but then
it wouldn't be a surprise.

-Have you put sun lotion on?
-Check.

-Hide the money well.
-Sure.

-Hola, amigo.
-Hello.

Hello, Miss.

Perfect.
One more.

Perfect.

In Denmark, we have "folk schools".
You can go to school without paying.

It doesn't matter
if your parents are rich or poor.

The government also pays for
hospitals, and doctors are free.

We pay tax.
Do you have tax in Bolivia? Tax?

Denmark is very flat.

We have no mountains. Or only one,
but it's only 147 meters high.

-Can you take a picture of us?
-Yes. Sure.

Smile.

Nice.

What a perfect couple
here in Bolivia.

-Here you are.
-Thank you.

-Your eyes are closed.
-Yeah.

I'll have him take a couple more.

Excuse me. Could...

Amanu.

Illipa.

-Hello! Illipa!
-Hello!

PROS AND CONS

...everything looks fine, so...

-Right. I put milk in yours, Nina.
-Thanks.

-Good to see you.
-Thanks for seeing us. We'd like...

First things first. There's a
yellow flag on your account.

Oh?

Your wage account, Nina. You haven't
been paid for three months.

No. I quit my job.

That's what we wanted to talk about.
We've started a business.

-What kind of business?
-A consulting company.

It's been our dream for 17 years,
and it's finally come true.

360 Consult.
We specialize in job satisfaction.

We do a 360-degree assessment
of a company's employees

and find their hidden resources.

We're in the start-up phase now, and
we've had some trouble with a client.

Let me put these on.

You went too far.
Your stories get too far-fetched.

I almost got us 50,000!
Just follow my lead!

-Your moustache is falling off.
-I'm sweating!

-You're wearing a fat suit.
-My character's fat!

Hurry!

Thrilling.

But...
The numbers are not looking good.

Let me show you something.
I've made a business plan.

-Here's a copy for you.
-Alright.

In the start-up phase, we'd like
a bit of leniency on your part.

We'd like to raise
the line of credit a smidge.

We could also reschedule the loan.
There's a new type of loan available.

-Erik and Nina.
-Melanie.

We are subject to harsh
assessment criteria...

Oh, and our daughter has moved out.
That leaves a bit more wiggle room.

Let me just do a printout
and we'll look at it.

-We made more than this.
-It's minus expenses.

Wigs are expensive
and you had to have the fat suit.

Look at this assessment graph.
This is an average Dane...

I love my wife. Don't put Nina
on a graph of average Danes.

I'm glad you're in love
but those are the numbers.

Melanie, some people aren't
your average wage earner Danes.

Nina. The mortgage company
will make sure they get their money.

It's about credibility.

When this bank is on the news

they're not talking about
our credibility.

-Money laundering, tax fraud.
-The management has sent out...

-Oh yeah. Executive bonuses.
-They've explained...

I'm not gonna beg for a credit of
50,000 kroner at a 15% interest rate.

You can shove this somewhere
that actually needs laundering!

If only we had a daughter in Bolivia
who could send us 15 million.

We haven't heard from her
since she left. Screw the credit.

-We have our own bank.
-We have 8000 in our own bank.

We'll work it out.
We're Bonnie and Clyde.

-They got shot.
-Your glass is half-empty.

-It's completely empty.
-We have each other.

The mortgage company's
gonna put the house on foreclosure.

This is the time when we should
feel young again. I really don't.

H.C.
Accountant

TINA
Lawyer

Do you want to call it quits?

-Hi Mom.
-I'll go shopping.

I'll finish off here.

Oh dear.
It's on your elbow now, too?

Is it itchy?
We'll have to get it looked at.

Oh.
Let me see.

Is it your loose tooth?

-Good night.
-Hey, hey. Give me a kiss.

-What's wrong, honey?
-My tooth.

What if I choke on it in my sleep?

You won't, honey.
Let me see.

It's very loose now.

-Do you want me to pull it out?
-No. Then she'll come.

-Who?
-The tooth fairy.

Honey...
The tooth fairy's not real.

-The tooth fairy's real.
-Stop it.

All kids believe
in the tooth fairy and Santa Claus.

-And they make birthday wishes.
-Now he can't fall asleep.

It's magic, Nina. What about
the gnome in the attic in December?

-There is a gnome up there.
-Who could've eaten the porridge?

-Yeah, who could it be?
-Hi, Mom.

No, I haven't heard from her.

What?

Now?

Turn on the TV.

A romantic backpack trip
in the jungle

turned into a dramatic ordeal
for a young Danish couple.

The Danish couple were located after
a large-scale search of the jungle.

Helicopters and
surveillance aircraft...

That's Esther and Patrick.

The couple was early this morning
brought to the consulate in La Paz.

From Bolivia to Mariager Fjord.

-Are they in the hospital?
-Yes, and they're okay.

-Good.
-Are they coming home?

-Mom's talking to the consul.
-When can she come home?

-What's a consul general?
-When can she come home?

They've had their passports stolen.
Someone broke into their hotel room.

It's not the first time
that's happened to Western tourists.

Was anything else stolen?

We can issue them
temporary passports.

- That's not the biggest issue here.
-Ask him...

Hello?
What's the biggest issue then?

-Hello?
-Why were they in a helicopter?

-They're in the...
-Hello?

Look at your iPad
while we take care of this.

Put these on and play a game.

-What's he saying?
-Nothing. Hello?

-Are you there?
-Yes. What's the biggest issue?

The government and I are discussing
who's going to pay for the rescue.

That sort of thing's expensive. We're
talking over half a million kroner.

-Hello?
-Yes.

They won't let them leave the country
before it's sorted out.

Does she have to pay
half a million to leave?

I assume she has
traveler's insurance.

Hello?

The money must be gone.

Of course they stashed the money
somewhere so they can pay for it.

Hello?
Esther?

Esther, can you hear us?

Hi.

-Hi! Are you okay?
-Hi, sweetie.

I want to go home.

We'll figure it out.
It's good to see you.

-You look great.
-I'm okay too.

-Good, Patrick.
-Let me talk to Esther again.

Is there anyone else in the room
who understands Danish?

-No.
-Good.

The consul general said
that some of your stuff was stolen.

What about the money?

The thing about that is...
I take full responsibility for it.

-It was stolen too.
-Yeah.

Section 4 of the policy states
that if she's unaccompanied...

She's still our child.
She's still part of our family.

-So she must be covered.
-She's 18.

Yeah. That doesn't mean
she can think for herself.

When you practice extreme sports
like mountain climbing...

We didn't call the helicopter.

-They're Danish citizens.
-I hear you.

I can't begin to imagine
how you must be feeling.

They're two lovely young people
who are out exploring the world.

Weren't you young once?

If they don't have insurance,
they're in trouble.

-We'll sell the house.
-The bank owns the house.

-What about your mom?
-She doesn't have that kind of money.

-You said she'd sell her apartment.
-Is she gonna live in the basement?

-No.
-No.

There is something we can do.

A company has used EU licenses
to make 300 million.

We can't set something up now.
It takes too long. I want her home.

We've done all we can,
but we can't raise the money.

-Can't we pay it in instalments?
-It might all work out.

A Danish foundation may want to pay
for the rescue and their trip home.

What?

Who wants to pay for it?

It's a foundation
that helps Danes in need.

They want to meet you.
I'll send you their address.

Can they come home?
Is that what you're telling me?

-Yes.
-You can come home?

-That's great.
-Fantastic!

-Hello.
-Hello. Erik.

Nina.

-Come in.
-Thanks.

In a world full of greed, it's great
when people help each other.

-Yeah.
-These are for you.

You'd better give them to Kirsten.
It's her foundation.

Kirsten. Are you coming?

We're so very...

You must be so shaken up by all this.

I feel like giving you a big hug.

When Kirsten saw on TV

that your daughter was in trouble

she called
the foreign office right away.

What is this?

-What do you mean?
-Whose house is this?

-It's Ivo's.
-It's your house too.

I just haven't gotten used to it yet.

I'm getting flour all
over your shirt. Take a seat.

I'll find a vase
and get the cake out of the oven.

Shall we? This way.
Come on.

-Do you play music?
-Yes, for a living.

-Are you a musician?
-Concert pianist.

How did you two meet?

I wish I could say that she sent me
flowers after a concert

but we actually met online.

-Are you rich?
-I wish, but no.

Why do you ask?

Here's the cake.

Oh no.
I forgot to get crème fraîche.

Never mind.

But doesn't the cake need
a tangy contrast to its sweetness?

-I'll ask next door.
-No, no, no.

-Entertain the guests, and I'll go.
-Really? You're so sweet.

-What the hell is going on?
-The money's gone.

I know the money's gone.

-Are you scamming Ivo?
-We don't want to get involved.

No.
Ivo's my boyfriend.

-What's that?
-I can get your daughter home.

But I want the 15 million she stole.

You have to get them for me
by doing this job.

-Who's that?
-Fabrice Fournier.

-We're not doing anything with you.
-I can have Esther home in two days.

-We'll get her home ourselves.
-You're getting a bank loan?

Or are you scamming people
in the suburbs?

May I remind you we didn't steal
the money and run off to Bolivia?

-You can't control your kid.
-You couldn't control Patrick.

You owe me.

We don't owe you anything.

There are more photos in there.

-You can't be serious.
-Don't you want to be reunited?

We can't work with you.

No, and you won't have to.
You'll do it on your own.

I don't want to jeopardize
what I have with Ivo.

Is it a real relationship?

I was just as surprised as you are.

You chose to lead
an ordinary life too.

Fabrice Fournier owns
the largest beauty brand in France.

As you can see, not everything
in his outfit smells like perfume.

They call him
deux mètres de méchanceté.

It means two meters of evil.

His company makes
over 200 billion a year.

-By selling lotion and perfume?
-He's one of Europe's richest men.

You can get your hands on his money,
because...

...he's investing in a Danish
beauty brand called Amanda.

200 billion and Europe's richest...
We're not getting anywhere near this.

Let's hear her out.

Through Amanda you can get
to his money. Get close to her.

She's looking for an assistant.
A woman in her 20s.

-I don't look like a 20-year-old.
-I didn't mean you.

-You do want to get Esther home?
-We're not dragging her into this.

I want my 15 million. You can get a
little something for your family too.

We're not working with you.
Stay away from us.

-I got the creme fraiche.
-You didn't bake that cake.

-Yes, I did.
-You're full of shit.

Thank you so much, my dear.
Who wants cake?

FRIHEDEN MALL

-That's an excellent product.
-I'm not here to...

Try it.
It's to die for.

Look.

Amanda uses Garden Angelica
from Greenland in all her products.

It contains antioxidants that
make the skin cells regenerate

and it removes the fine lines under
your eyes. We have to do what we can.

How's it better than this one
that costs 75 kroner?

It won't have the same effect.
Amanda's anti-aging serum...

Honey,
none of your products have an effect.

-They're wrinkles, not fine lines.
-You don't have any...

There's no such thing as anti-aging
that can remove wrinkles,

but all two billion women
on the planet still buy this shit.

Yes. I mean, no.

I'll take this.

-It won the Best Budget test.
-We'll take it.

Are you a member?

Mom, do you think
Esther's gotten me a present?

She probably has.

Is she gonna be home
in time to watch my game?

Well, we'll see when they get home.

What's up with Mom?

She's just excited.
She's got a new job, you see.

Can you wait until he's asleep?

Dad, I understand English.
What's wrong?

It's just adult stuff.

Nina, don't let him see it.

Excuse me.

Buddy, we're not fighting.
It's just adult stuff.

-It's not that.
-What is it then?

-I was just in a good mood.
-Let me see.

What a beauty.
We'll give it to the tooth fairy.

No.

Beauty brand Fournier conquers Nasdaq

Fournier buys diamond mine
in Botswana

The businessman Fabrice Fournier,
one of Europe's richest men,

attracts attention
as he tried to prevent...

The authorities drop the case against
multimillionaire Fabrice Fournier

whose products have been investigated
for exceeding the allowed levels

of endocrine-disrupting drugs,
the so-called phthalates...

-Put the tooth under the pillow.
-No.

Do you know what's up
with the tooth fairy?

She has 200 million billion big

round twenties that she wants
to give kids everywhere.

You can't buy anything for a twenty.

Well, sure you can, buddy.
Put it under the pillow.

Okay.

Sleep tight, buddy.

I love you.

-Good night.
-Good night.

Erik, this is huge.

That's Fournier.

That's his new yacht.
That's his chateau

and he and a Russian oligarch with
a gas pipeline own a cycling team.

Cosmetics is
a billion-dollar industry.

Fournier, Chanel, Dior and L'Oréal
have had it all to themselves,

but now there's a Chinese
fashion brand on the market: ShuiYue.

Fournier hates them because they're
getting a piece of the European pie.

Fournier wants to buy Amanda,
and the plan is to make him think

that is trying to steal it
from him, so he'll pay extra for it.

Fournier makes 1.3 billion a year

by making me
and every other woman believe

that we're fat, old and unattractive
if we don't buy his products.

My eyeliner, skin tonic, foundation
and powder are all made by Fournier

and I buy them
because I want to look like this.

That's not gonna happen though.

We've never pulled
a scam as big as this one.

He owes me.

Nina, we're her parents.
We have to clean up this mess.

But this is all Esther's mess.

Do we have a twenty
for the tooth fairy?

Check the jar.

It's empty.

-Take one from his piggy bank.
-The tooth fairy doesn't steal.

This is your thing, Erik.
He'll get it back.

He'll get lots more
when we've pulled this off.

They're gonna be happy to see you.

It's gonna be alright.

She comes home after three months,
and has to help us with a job.

Let's see when she gets home.
Alright?

When Kaj's at curling practice,
we'll talk to her.

I've missed you.

-Did you get me a present?
-Yes. Check it out.

Here you go.

-A skull.
-It's a talisman.

According to the Indians,
he wards off evil spirits.

-Hi, Kaj.
-Hi, Patrick.

Let's go.

Honey.

Jesus.

You can't just take off like that.

Why didn't you call us?

I thought you were angry.

Would you like me
to make you a sandwich?

Thanks, but we're good.

-Did you make the banner, Kaj?
-Yes.

-It's great.
-Kaj, pack your stuff.

-You have a game today.
-Do you want to come?

No, you must be tired.

-If we win, we're in the semi finals.
-Yes, but now is not the time.

We'd love to come.
Remember to bring your talisman.

Fine.

Let's pack your skates
and all that stuff.

-We don't wear skates.
-No, I mean your curling stuff.

How could you be so stupid?
You let them lure you into the jungle

and you left the money behind.

I'm really sorry.

What were you thinking?

I have an explanation for that.

Here's the thing.
I had a surprise for Esther.

I wanted to ask her something.

Oh no.
Not now.

Patrick, that's a bit too much.

Why is my room locked?

Well done!

I saw what was in there.
Where's all my stuff?

You had 15 million so we didn't think
you needed your old stuff.

-Is this your job now?
-We'll explain later.

Way to go!
Well done, sweetie!

Do you want your son
to grow up with that?

We've rediscovered
what used to make us happy.

Go, Kaj!

-Aren't you happy to see me?
-Yes, I'm overjoyed to see you.

But you took off with all the money,
and you lied to us.

You lied to me for 17 years.
There's a reason I left.

Take it down a notch.

Do you think you're good parents?

Do you want to know
who paid for your trip home?

There was no foundation.
It was Jacqueline.

-What?
-Come on, Kaj!

And now we have to work for her again
because of you two.

I was hoping we could become
a normal family when we came home.

-We're doing this to save our family.
-We shouldn't have come home.

Yes, you should.
Because you're gonna help us.

You bet your ass I'm not!

-I'm going back to school.
-Listen, honey.

-You have to help us.
-No, I don't!

-There's no other way.
-What are you thinking?

What are you thinking?
You screwed Jacqueline over.

-I don't want to.
-Don't screw it up again.

Don't make her feel guilty.

You ran off with 15 million.
You understand the consequences.

You got lost in the jungle
and were rescued by a helicopter

while your money was stolen
and that has consequences.

We can't pay our mortgage.
The bank will take our credit card.

Those are the consequences.

We accepted this job to get you home.

Because we love you.

Okay, sweetie?

-What's going on?
-Go, go!

Why can't you focus?

Subtitles: Jonas Lindberg
Edited by: Charlotte Reeve - www.plint.com